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Recent Event Highlights: [video] Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere, [video] Filming Of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting, [video] Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence, [video] Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season, [video] Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her, [video] New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion, and 47 more...

Created by AceFadal on Sep 4, 2009

Last updated: 03/12/10 at 03:31 AM

• [video] Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
  Mar 11, 2010 8:00 AM

  Local, Today Now, Animals, Children
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/boy_s_tragic_death_could_have

• [video] Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
  Mar 8, 2010 3:00 PM

  News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshit

• [video] How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?
  Mar 4, 2010 8:00 AM

  Politics, Media
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_will_the_end_of_print

• [video] Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech
  Mar 1, 2010 3:00 PM

  Politics, News Room, Barack Obama, Music
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_caught_lip_syncing_speech

• [video] Filming Of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting
  Feb 25, 2010 8:00 AM

  Politics, ospan
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/filming_of_congressional_reality

• [video] Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier
  Feb 23, 2010 7:17 AM

  International, News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/denmark_introduces_harrowing_new

• [video] Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence
  Feb 18, 2010 7:38 AM

  Business, In The Know, Children, Couples
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_baby_skull_jewelry_may_be

• [video] New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other
  Feb 14, 2010 10:00 AM

  Politics, video, Relationships, love
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_law_would_ban_marriages

• [video] NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
  Feb 11, 2010 8:00 AM

  Science & Technology, ospan, Space
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasa_scientists_plan_to_approach

• [video] Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk
  Feb 8, 2010 3:15 PM

  Science & Technology, News Room, Computers
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/insidious_worm_makes_unauthorized

• [video] How To Put The Spark Back Into Your Relationship With Your Cat
  Feb 4, 2010 8:00 AM

  Local, Today Now
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_to_put_the_spark_back_into

• [video] Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season
  Feb 1, 2010 3:00 PM

  Sports, Football
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/packers_fan_announces_he_will

• [video] Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night
  Jan 28, 2010 8:00 AM

  Politics, ospan
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/rep_seeks_retroactive_immunity

• [video] Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her
  Jan 25, 2010 3:00 PM

  Local, News Room, Couples, Marriage
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/crime_reporter_man_had_sex_with

• [video] Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever
  Jan 18, 2010 3:00 PM

  Entertainment, News Room, TV
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/final_season_of_lost_promises_to

• [video] New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion
  Jan 14, 2010 8:00 AM

  Politics, In The Know, Women, Children
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_law_requires_women_to_name

• [video] Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads
  Jan 11, 2010 3:00 PM

  drinking, Joseph Biden, News Room, Politics
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/biden_criticized_for_appearing_in

• [video] Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen
  Jan 7, 2010 8:00 AM

  International, Africa, War, Children
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congo_approves_economic_stimulus

• [video] VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill
  Jan 4, 2010 3:00 PM

  Women, Environment, Sex, News Room, Local
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/vh1_reality_show_bus_crashes_in

• [video] Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization
  Dec 16, 2009 8:00 AM

  News Room, Year In Review 2009
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/internet_archaeologists_find

• [video] Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Children's Picture Book Series
  Dec 10, 2009 8:00 AM

  Entertainment, Today Now, Books
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/adults_go_wild_over_latest_in

• [video] DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
  Dec 7, 2009 3:00 PM

  Entertainment, News Room, Music, Celebrities
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dea_recruits_lil_wayne_to_use_up

• [video] Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
  Dec 3, 2009 8:00 AM

  teens, In The Know, Education
  http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99487

• [video] Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
  Nov 30, 2009 3:00 PM

  Politics, News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/zombie_reagan_raised_from_grave

• [video] Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
  Nov 19, 2009 8:00 AM

  Local, Today Now, Children, Movies
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/boy_finds_own_real_life_e_t

• [video] Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
  Nov 16, 2009 1:58 PM

  Politics, News Room, Barack Obama
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamas_home_teleprompter

• [video] Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
  Nov 9, 2009 9:00 PM

  Science & Technology, News Room, Military, War, Video Games
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ultra_realistic_modern_warfare

• [video] Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
  Nov 5, 2009 8 AM

  Automotive, ospan, Business
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ford_unveils_new_car_for_cash

• [video] Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
  Nov 2, 2009 3:00 PM

  Politics, News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident

• [video] How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
  Oct 30, 2009 2:23 AM

  Local, Today Now, Gay & Lesbian, Children
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_to_find_a_masculine_halloween

• [video] Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
  Oct 29, 2009 2:00 AM

  Sports, Basketball
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fatal_staples_center_collapse

• [video] Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting
  Oct 21, 2009 7:30 AM

  Politics, In The Know, Joseph Biden, Barack Obama
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gaffe_prone_biden_embarrasses

• [video] Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist
  Oct 19, 2009 4:19 PM

  Sports
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bad_boy_fencing_star_implicated

• [video] Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows
  Oct 15, 2009 8:00 AM

  Business, Today Now, recession, Economy
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/stalker_financial_expert_offers

• [video] Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
  Oct 13, 2009 4:38 AM

  Politics, News Room, Natural Disasters, Barack Obama
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_to_enter_diplomatic_talks

• [video] New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
  Oct 5, 2009 3:00 PM

  Business, Today Now, Health, teens, Gay & Lesbian
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_anti_smoking_ads_warn_teens

• [video] Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans
  Oct 1, 2009 10:00 AM

  Politics, In The Know, Barack Obama
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_happy_healthy_obamas_out_of

• [video] Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act
  Sep 28, 2009 3:02 PM

  Local, News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/crime_reporter_finds_way_of

• [video] Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
  Sep 23, 2009 4:30 PM

  Local, Today Now, violence, Children, Death
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/little_boy_heroically_shoots

• [video] BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS
  Sep 21, 2009 1:20 PM

  Politics, ospan, Congress
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_bat_loose_in

• [video] Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
  Sep 17, 2009 8:00 AM

  Business, In The Know, recession, Jobs, Economy
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_growing_ranks_of_nouveau

• [video] U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
  Sep 14, 2009 5:00 PM

  Politics, News Room, HIllary Clinton
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_condemned_for_pre_emptive_use

• [video] Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate
  Sep 10, 2009 8:00 AM

  Politics, News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/americans_observing_9_11_by

• [video] NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions
  Sep 7, 2009 3:00 PM

  Sports
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nfl_players_mentor_troubled

• [video] Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
  Aug 31, 2009 9:00 PM

  Science & Technology, Today Now, Children, Parents
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/facebook_twitter_revolutionizing

• [video] Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
  Aug 27, 2009 8:03 AM

  Politics, In The Know, Terrorism
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/is_using_a_minotaur_to_gore

• [video] Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic
  Aug 24, 2009 2:47 PM

  Politics, News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ominous_music_heard_throughout_u

• [video] Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use
  Aug 20, 2009 7:48 AM

  Sports, Baseball
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/baseball_superstar_accused_of

• [video] White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase
  Aug 17, 2009 1:00 PM

  Politics, News Room, Barack Obama
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_reveals_obama_is

• [video] Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women
  Aug 13, 2009 8:00 AM

  Business, News Room
  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/advocacy_group_decries_petas