Smetham Sleep isn't happening so have started editing on final cut pro at last. Making a live music vid for The Paris Riots of the song White Wine. - 11/2, 2am from SocialScope

Smetham Nottingham Forest are on BBC2 playing Cardiff. - 11/1, 5pm from web

Smetham @bentaylormcr its looking that way my friend! - 10/30, 11pm from SocialScope

Smetham @simonpegg Which series? - 10/28, 8pm from TweetDeck

Smetham Met Oli W for lunch. Both of us space cadets with colds and missed a high five in the pub. Looked like a right pair of twats. - 10/28, 3pm from SocialScope

Smetham Some bright spark at continental airlines moved flights for @hollyrandall to 8am. I can still taste the toothpaste. - 10/27, 5am from SocialScope

Smetham @stephenmchapman is it actually a real pram or one in your head? - 10/26, 2pm from SocialScope

Smetham Sat in St Pancras waiting to head back to Nottingham. Lots of fun here to be had. - 10/26, 2pm from SocialScope

Smetham At the olds and off to that London tomorrow morning. Saw Ebs, Sis and Laura tonight which was wicked plus had loada family up. Nice. - 10/25, 1am from SocialScope

Smetham @KeiranLee innit duck. - 10/22, 9pm from SocialScope

Smetham Sat in a mint wooden lodge on the River Ure about to eat and get in the jaccuzi. Being molly coddled post ITC by @hollyrandall :) - 10/21, 8pm from web

Smetham @paulitc The final panel of ITC said (by a 50% majority) that the best band to play by then (end of day 2) was Gallops. - 10/21, 8pm from web

Smetham Make your life better and go see Cystal Fighters at Night and Day at 7:45pm tonight. - 10/20, 6pm from SocialScope

Smetham @alexanderljung You're the only person on the panel not to say "mother fucker" yet! - 10/20, 5pm from SocialScope

Smetham Author panel is Hooky, Andrew Collins, Pete Frame, John Niven, John Robb and Mark Hodkinson. NOT BAD EH?! - 10/20, 2pm from TweetDeck

Smetham Overslept an hour, Holly had to deliver b'fast to me while filming the ITC B'fast show. I look like shit. Day 3 here we go! #itcmanchester - 10/20, 10am from SocialScope

Smetham @hollyrandall That he is my dear! Great news about Larry writing your intro. He's like your extended family after all :) - 7/29, 11pm from SocialScope

Smetham @hollyrandall That's my girl! - 7/29, 7pm from SocialScope

Smetham I've got a beta test version of socialscope ... Its not bad actually, facebook and twitter in one. - 7/28, 6pm from SocialScope

Smetham I've got a stinking cold :( - 7/28, 8am from SocialScope

Smetham Meeting @teckert1 to talk shop and after that... I think the Britons Protection beckons. - 7/26, 9am from TwitterBerry

Smetham @hollyrandall Cath got the payment through yep, she's not had time to accept it yet :) - 7/25, 6pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Town beckons...who there? - 7/24, 7pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Any know any animators? Kids tv stylee, can be CGI, 2D, 4D, whatever... Manchester based preferably. - 7/24, 3pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @pixed Shared a sandwich = possible swine flu. Blew my nose = possible swine flu. Misplaced my car keys = possible swine flu. - 7/24, 3pm from TweetDeck

Smetham Up + getting ready to go film. Using a Sony PD170! Haven't used one since I left ITV in 2005... if only I could get rid of this sore throat. - 7/24, 8am from TwitterBerry

Smetham @hollyrandall ring me! - 7/23, 12am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Most accurate review of Laurie Anderson and Lou Reed at The Palace Theatre [ http] 1/3 of the audience left before the end... - 7/21, 5pm from TweetDeck

Smetham @hollyrandall Hey I'm just tired! ... u've not seen the japanese version of The Ring... Manage that and we'll take this to the next level ;) - 7/20, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @jpwitc needs one hundred million hotdogs and chimp if this keynote happens. - 7/20, 3pm from TweetDeck

Smetham @jonmford How did you know? Damn. - 7/20, 2pm from TweetDeck

Smetham I've just heard back from a top label boss about a potential keynote at @itcmanchester and I'm so excited I'm going to be sick on myself - 7/20, 2pm from TweetDeck

Smetham RT @unsignedguide: In The City announce stellar line-up of innovative guest speakers. Check out details here [ http] - 7/20, 12pm from TweetDeck

Smetham New Blog Moving to L.A - She. Just her. All about me moving to LA and my lovely wife :) [ http] - 7/18, 2am from TweetDeck

Smetham @ Doves. Quote of Joel perry, "this is miserable as fuck" hmmm is it still raining? - 7/17, 9pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm not getting to the gig until late now due to a CATALOGUE of things not going in my favour. Tits. - 7/17, 5pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @StevenOakes Roger THAT! - 7/17, 4pm from TweetDeck

Smetham Like a broken floosie tart funbag machine. I missed the end of the gig coz I was tired and have pointed myself homeward for kippage. - 7/16, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Just when the night appears to be slowing down I'm off to see De La Soul - 7/16, 8pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham The night is over. Lots done today. I fell asleep mid browsing just now. Bed time. - 7/16, 1am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Durutti Column fans, save yourself £16.50 but get the same experience by standing 2 metres away from the tent its at on Albert Sq tonight. - 7/15, 11am from TweetDeck

Smetham As of today I start to ebay all my world belongings... - 7/13, 7pm from mobile web

Smetham In a world of abbreviations I was the best BF. Now I'm the best H! - 7/12, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham God I love Manchester on nights like this. The International Festival is just stunning. - 7/11, 1am from TwitterBerry

Smetham @haynes_dave congratulations Dave! - 7/9, 9pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham For the last week I've heard people endlessly rant about how ace all the stuff they are seeing at MIF. It was annoying. I'm now that person. - 7/9, 12pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Ok so by fluke I got a ticket to Elbow tonight, last minute. Nothing short of sublime. I'm beside myself as to how lucky I really am - 7/9, 2am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Harry Pothead star done for growing weed at his parents house [ http] - 7/8, 1pm from web

Smetham Crap morning already. My BB trackball jammed. Had to buy a pro screwdriver kit and watch youtube vids to take it apart and fix it. - 7/8, 11am from web

Smetham Yawn - 7/7, 7pm from web

Smetham Former music industry exec John Niven pounds bias Jacko press. RT @holymolydotcom Essential reading: [ http] - 7/7, 4pm from web

Smetham 10K was great. Bad advert for bottled water mind, the streets were a wreck afterwards. - 7/5, 12pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Race has started. Winner is due in less than half an hour! My old boss Chris Bird is running. Good skills. - 7/5, 9am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Murrray you loser - 7/3, 6pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Murray you minx - 7/3, 6pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Turns out the producer said jack shit and Roddicks gf celebrating just gave every man over 60 heart palputations. - 7/3, 5pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Looks unlikely Murray - 7/3, 5pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Home now. Tennis is neck and neck - 7/3, 5pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham 1 set all.... bitchin' - 7/3, 4pm from web

Smetham They GRRR when they get excited. But keep saying Andy's doing well which is fuck all help on the radio (both players are Andys) - 7/3, 4pm from web

Smetham Gotta love The Onion...RT: @TheOnion T.G.I. Friday's Executive Chef Recommends Booze-On-Meat-With-Cheese Thing [ http] - 7/3, 9am from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm @ big hands. Its about to big hand. - 7/1, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm @ Rain bar. Its about to Rain too. That weird pressure headache has set in prior to a mega thunderstorm. - 7/1, 9pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Cmon its for the match Murray - 6/29, 10pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Finally breaks Wawrinka and seves for the match. - 6/29, 10pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Follow my new venture @purEUPHONIC, artist direct music store where the artist is in control. Earn 60-70% of ur gross sales with @purEPHONIC - 6/28, 7pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @ndoughty Surely if you keep reporting every MJ song you hear today you'll make your brain explode by midday? Lol - 6/26, 7am from TwitterBerry

Smetham My 7am 15 mile cycle tomorrow could be scuppered thanks to 24hr news channels and that my cycling partner Oli has just rolled in shitfaced. - 6/26, 2am from TwitterBerry

Smetham @holymolydotcom that Perez screengrab has perished. Wanted to see what the tevezalike said. - 6/26, 1am from TwitterBerry

Smetham http://yfrog.com/79an1j It may rain in my car unexpectedly... But you don't get this in Los Angeles :) - 6/26, 1am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Jesus. Michael Jackson is dead. - 6/25, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Heading to In The City in 10. Got some awesomeness to create! - 6/23, 9am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Scoops is ironing my shirt b4 I go out. Result! I'm skiving in the bathroom. Ha! - 6/19, 7pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham The company I'm producing a new music vid for won 2 CGI gongs at the Big Chip awards last night with this [ http] - 6/19, 4pm from web

Smetham @DeShannon @feebells I left work to the pitter patter of rain and chickened right out. Some awesome films on over the next 2 months though. - 6/19, 11am from web

Smetham @feebells I'd take jumper along. Not the warmest evening ever. Take whiskey! I'm wearing shorts today and stick out like a sore thumb. - 6/18, 5pm from web

Smetham "Withnail and I" @ the outdoor cinema free @ Spinningfields this eve [ http] - 6/18, 5pm from web

Smetham My new TV mini-pilot Race Control can be seen at my site www.vimeo.com/motionpicture - 6/17, 5pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Got a potentially awesome triple header keynote at this years In The City though. www.inthecity.co.uk - 6/17, 12pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham My parents house smells musty. Is that normal for over 60's? - 6/13, 3pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm editing my motorsports TV pilot - Race Control. Its a dance music only rule...no guitars. Is that legal in car telly shows? - 6/12, 7pm from web

Smetham @hollyrandall Ahhhhhh!! Its saving up all its spit for your face. - 6/11, 11pm from web

Smetham This is better than the Wii according to er... Steven Speilberg? [ http] - 6/2, 12pm from web

Smetham Stood at a roasting hot Oulton Park filming the british touring cars event for our TV pilot. Looking mint! - 5/31, 1pm from web

Smetham Sacked 24 off. Watching Superbad. Its hilarious! - 5/26, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham My 24 marathon starts NOW! - 5/26, 8pm from web

Smetham Powershake for breakfast as today I'm playing soccer in the John Peel World Cup. - 5/22, 9am from TwitterBerry

Smetham @BadAssFrank Watch the hair in that wind. - 5/19, 10pm from web

Smetham @hollyrandall To be honest I can't even get the link to work. No doubt its getting a complete hammering. - 5/19, 5pm from web

Smetham ITC has got the footy kit sorted for Fridays tournament. Hope our extensive soccer training pays off in glorious fashion. - 5/19, 3pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Manchester is being attached by lightening and thunder - 5/19, 2pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @seaninsound Get Musco to cause a distraction and sneak in. - 5/16, 10pm from web

Smetham Lacking all originality, the premier league trophy is lifted to "we are the champions", someone please shoot the event manager. - 5/16, 3pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Out at Chorlton Irish club to see The Suzuki Method with boys from Blueprint Studios. - 5/15, 10pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @stephenmchapman Really? I thought these guys were the best @asidetweets - 5/14, 4pm from web

Smetham When making tv, I love the stuff you hear when people forget they are miked up! You know who you are!! - 5/13, 6pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Just got in from a real pub in Santa Monica called Fathers Office. 22 draught beers. Stunning I'm sure but my 1st US buger there was sublime - 4/23, 8am from web

Smetham Never let your GF loose on your blackberry - 4/20, 3am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Santa Barbara is pretty. Went to an english theme pub during a quiz where I knew all the uk related answers and felt uber clever. I dork. - 4/9, 5pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @IanS03 it sounded great Ian. They loved the song and signed it off about 30 seconds in! - 4/3, 8pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham On my way into Blueprint Studios to meet @IanS03 to record the theme music. Its a far cry from the "Ralph McTell sh*t" that @pixed loves :) - 4/2, 8am from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm overtired and therefore not tired. This is by far the worst kind of tired I know. - 4/1, 10pm from web

Smetham @stephenmchapman The lovely Shingai... She's great, tequila's dangerous + the band are loads a fun. Jeez I'd forgotten. Thanks for that. oof - 3/31, 7pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @hollyrandall No time to tweet young lady, back to it. - 3/30, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Its 7:35 and I'm ready for bed. Played football in the rain this morning for a scene we filmed and got too cold to warm up. Bath time! - 3/30, 7pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham In Kinselis in liverpool with a dozen cdms kids filming them and they aren't embassared by the daft things we are asking them to do... - 3/30, 2pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Off to Liverpool to film a giant human chain! - 3/30, 7am from web

Smetham @StevenOakes and boy do I feel the Don! - 3/29, 7pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham @kj77 I might go to the shops in my pyjamas. They were used on tv and worn by Philip Schofield once. So its actually pretty gross I use them - 3/29, 11am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Blue Sky day in Mancunia. A great day to buy new clothes. Now if only I could get out of bed. - 3/29, 11am from TwitterBerry

Smetham I just slept straight through for 12 hours... Including the clock going forward. Time to head into the city to get stuff for my LA trip. - 3/29, 10am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Gonna watch Superbad instead. Tomorrow - The Damned United YEAH! - 3/28, 9pm from web

Smetham Playstation 2......you're dead to me. - 3/28, 8pm from web

Smetham @ndoughty NahI'll check it out....but what is Skellig all about on Sky? Looks weird. Starts this week I think.... - 3/28, 2pm from web

Smetham @ndoughty not so sure about Lost.. But at least its answering some q's. 24 however is probably the best series since the jack on heroin one. - 3/27, 1am from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm looking for actor, Male, White, 30's to play exec or client in corp film. 30 secs onscreen. 3-4 lines. Audtn Mar31 Film April3. NW UK - 3/26, 1pm from web

Smetham Up late to watch "Clough" Got emotional about it all as usual... I used to see him loads as a kid! Get told off, praised, told off again etc - 3/26, 1am from web

Smetham Lots of good people there, chaired by Andy Saunders of Velocity and input from the likes of Korda Marshall and Mike Smith of Columbia rec :) - 3/24, 11pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Its where the magic happens + the top music industry figures get together to discuss the real issues the industry is facing. ITC is born... - 3/24, 11am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Justice vs. Kanye West vs. Soulwax vs. Walter Murphy "Let There Be Love / Beethoven Lockdown" [_http] - 3/16, 6pm from web

Smetham I'm 33 tomorrow. A birthday now is an excuse to go out, as oppose to hugely celebrate a day. I'm expecting to have more grey hairs this year - 3/15, 10pm from web

Smetham distribute and promote the Services and may be revoked for certain Services as defined in the Additional Terms of those Services. RULED! - 3/14, 12pm from web

Smetham Reading gmail t+ c.. 11.1 You retain copyright and any other rights you already hold in Content which you submit, post or display on or - 3/14, 12pm from web

Smetham @stephenmchapman that's not vry optimistic from Mickey Thomas. 2-0 in as many minutes is like a goaless draw in Thomas world. More goals pls - 3/14, 9am from TwitterBerry

Smetham @pixed no that helps, my power supply/transformer says is does 100V-240V and 50Hz-60Hz which means I'll be ok with a normal adaptor. - 3/13, 10pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Smithys team talk on Comic Relief was inspired "JT, you miss a penalty and its all boo hoo"! Brilliant! - 3/13, 9pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Sat in one of several HUGE meeting rooms today at a big marketing firm. Bit like Wayne Manor but more people. - 3/11, 4pm from web

Smetham @ITC_Gavin Hey. I'm glad the kids of today think all those things. It makes me feel safe about growing old. - 3/9, 4pm from web

Smetham A Beatles version of Rock band? Hmmmm. [ http] - 3/6, 11am from web

Smetham Checking out Versus Cancer footage with Lord Joel Perry... Ah the memories! - 3/3, 8pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Yogurt pot table? harley davidson water heater? > [ http] - 3/2, 10pm from web

Smetham I take it back - 2/26, 9pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham Music films are the new video....innit - 2/26, 6pm from web

Smetham I love the sound of wood pigeons when you wake up. Shame the heating system is having a sonic fight with them. Yellow pages me thinks... - 2/20, 8am from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'd forgotten how good the food is in Livebait off Albert Square in Manchester. Lurvely bit o sea bream last night. - 2/19, 8am from TwitterBerry

Smetham @ndoughty there was just a 16 pound bill and no sweets, still, gotta love the NHS for those kinda prices. - 2/19, 8am from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm meeting our accountant Phil Parry and colleague Stephen Chapman from our company Aside preparing projects for 2009 - 2/18, 6pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham There's a big question... Is fusion the future of our civilisation? - 2/17, 10pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham is excited as The One show have asked for his Ecostream edit for tomorrows show! :) - 2/16, 6pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham I want to take the worlds most eco friendly caravan around the world to meet other eco friendly projects. - 2/13, 5pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham I'm trying to guess how much a 100gb compact flash card will cost. Sad I know... but you can record 3hrs of HDtv on it. No more tapes! - 2/4, 12am from web

Smetham Reckons day 7 of 24 is turning out to be a miles better psychological series than expected! Reminiscent of the Jack on heroin series... - 1/26, 10pm from TwitterBerry

Smetham After making 2 filmson the subject, I now know basic baby signlanguage. I can have conversations with babys yet to talk. Its surreal! - 1/22, 11pm from web

Smetham I'm working for the last day this year. Last night we won the pub quiz yet there was a whole ton of cheating by the end from my counterparts - 12/23, 7am from TwitterBerry

Smetham Chippenham. I've got to go to Chippenham. Where the fuck is Chippenham? - 10/25, 11am from txt

Smetham Best of In The City 2008 is next Monday at the Camden Barfly. - 10/20, 3pm from txt

Smetham is nursing the ITC team with grapes. - 9/30, 4pm from web

Smetham Orf to work workitty work work work. Hurrah. - 6/10, 9am from web