As Charlie Sheen continues to act erratically in the public eye, Dose.ca has compiled a timeline of his bad behaviour. Not that any of this will help you understand half of his quotes, however...
Created by LeahC on Mar 1, 2011
Last updated: 04/25/11 at 10:23 AM
When a fan asked Sheen how he and his two goddesses were doing, the actor told the audience, "Not well, because one left."
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Losing+After+Goddess+Dumps+Text/4670684/story.html
But after spending two hours in a closed-door Los Angeles court with Sheen and Mueller, the judge ruled that the arrangement they worked out in March still stands, leaving Mueller with primary custody.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Update+Charlie+Sheen+Loses+Custody+Battle/4641589/story.html
Brooke Mueller has gone back into rehab after refusing to take a drug test on April 15.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Brooke+Mueller+Reenters+Rehab/4634742/story.html
It seemed nobody was quite sure what to expect from Charlie Sheen's first Toronto show at Massey Hall on Thursday.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Show+Underwhelms+Toronto/4623191/story.html
Two Canadians are one step closer to interning for Charlie Sheen. Well, at least it pays.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Canadians+Shortlisted+Charlie+Sheen+Internship/4601795/story.html
Mila Kunis is reportedly disgusted after Sheen name-dropped her on stage during his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour in Columbus, Ohio.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Mila+Kunis+Grossed+Rest+Charlie+Sheen+Goddess+Offer/4583571/story.html
Toronto native Joey Scolari is responsible for the marked improvement in Charlie Sheen's tour.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Former+Toronto+Radio+Host+Responsible+Fixing+Charlie+Sheen+Tour/4561870/story.html
Fans who attended the Detroit debut of Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth tour Saturday night pelted the troubled star with boos and walked out.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+bombs+Violent+Torpedo+debut/4551782/story.html
After a torrent of media reports on the walkouts and boos at the April 2 Detroit debut to the Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour, Sheen seems to have retooled his show judging by a handful of reports from the second date, Sunday night in Chicago.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Chicago+date+redeems+Detroit+fiasco/4554768/story.html
Despite reports that Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour had sold out, it now appears most of the tickets were bought by scalpers who are struggling to re-sell them.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Ticket+Sales+Aren+Winning+After/4521657/story.html
The Hollywood Reporter said Sheen met with senior executives at Fox last week for talks. The actor sent a cryptic Tweet over the weekend reading "perhaps a new lair...? A Fox and a Warlock? epic" accompanied by a picture of a Fox television logo.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/4484055/story.html
Sheen burst onto the set of U.S. talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live - and shared a lingering kiss with the host.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/video-charlie-sheen-crashes-jimmy-kimmel-live
NBC News quoted sources close to Sheen as saying that CBS had offered the actor back his job on the hit comedy "Two and A Half Men."
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/4484055/story.html
Tickets for "Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Tour" sold out at NYC's Radio City Music hall, as well as dates in Detroit and Chicago. More stops have been added in Toronto and Vancouver.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Sells+More+Tour+Dates+Will+Play+Toronto+Vancouver+This+Spring/4465217/story.html
TLC has ordered an hour-long documentary entitled Charlie Sheen: On the Brink, set to air March 20.
It will chronicle the very public unraveling of the recently fired Two and a Half Men actor's career and public image.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/4435752/story.html
Alec Baldwin sent a message to Charlie Sheen in his latest column for The Huffington Post: "Take a nap. Get a shower...And then beg for your job back."
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Alec+Baldwin+Charlie+Sheen+Take+Then+Your+Back/4436316/story.html
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller announced they've come to an undisclosed custody agreement over their twin sons. Around the time the estranged couple made their announcement, police raided Sheen's home, confiscating an antique gun and bullets.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Reaches+Custody+Agreement+Meanwhile+House+Raided+Cops/4424043/story.html
In a column for the Huffington Post entitled "Two and a Half Men is Better Than None," 30 Rock's Alec Baldwin advised Charlie Sheen to beg for his old sitcom gig.
"Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B'Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back," Baldwin wrote.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/4436316/story.html
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller announced they've come to an undisclosed custody agreement over their twin sons. Around the time the estranged couple made their announcement, police raided Sheen's home, confiscating an antique gun and bullets.
According to reports, Sheen was unperturbed by the investigation, and was spotted scarfing down dinner with lawyers and friends during the raid.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/4424043/story.html
Charlie Sheen starred in a cooking-show parody filmed for comedy website Funny or Die.
There's one way to potentially make a downward spiral funny again: get in on the joke.
"The skit was produced as a way to remind people he knows what everyone is thinking and he's in on it too," a source close to the production told Us Weekly.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/4416925/story.html
After getting fired from Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen took to the rooftops, waving a machete and chugging a bottle of "Tiger Blood."
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Responds+Firing+Only+Knows+With+Machete/4402981/story.html
Charlie Sheen let loose on on his former bosses at CBS, Warner Bros. Television and Two and a Half Men in what he claimed was his final podcast. (Wait, was he holding back before?)
First, Sheen addressed his being dismissed from his hit CBS sitcom.
"What occurred yesterday was completely and entirely illegal, unconscionable and, to quote my lawyer, really sh**ty sh**ty, suck suck,” Sheen said, not mincing words.
Some 60,000 people watched the live web broadcast.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/4410334/story.html
Warner Bros. Television announced that they have terminated Charlie Sheen's contract for Two and a Half Men.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+Fired+from+Half/4398269/story.html
Charlie Sheen's Winningest Moments will premiere March 9 at 10:30 p.m. ET. The half-hour special will be re-created through Taiwanese animation company, Next Media Animation.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+animated+special+Spike/4395453/story.html
Charlie Sheen's Ustream Internet show drew more than 100,000 viewers during its debut airing on Saturday night.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+show+draws+more+than+viewers/4395429/story.html
Dose.ca begins compiling Charlie Sheen's most "winning" thoughts in a gallery, because they can.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/photogallery.html?id=4371863&enablerating=false
Charlie Sheen rounded off a rollercoaster week Friday by claiming that he couldn’t be anti-Semitic because he is Jewish — and saying he is off to Haiti, to help out there.
http://www.dose.ca/celebrity/Charlie+Sheen+denies+anti+Semitic+allegations+plans+Haiti+trip/4390025/story.html
Charlie Sheen's twin sons were removed from his home by police after the children's mother, Brooke Mueller, won a restraining order against the actor.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Loses+Custody+Twin+Sons+Opposite+Winning/4372263/story.html
Seventeen tweets, a splash of tiger blood and more than one million followers (and counting): welcome to the first 24 hours of Charlie Sheen's Twitter page.
http://www.dose.ca/Winner+What+drives+million+people+follow+Charlie+Sheen+Twitter/4371741/story.html
In several interviews, Charlie Sheen ranted about his "awesome" life, praised his two girlfriends by dubbing them "goddesses" and called Chuck Lorre a "retarded zombie."
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Continues+Media+Insanity+Tour/4366168/story.html
After Charlie Sheen threatened to show up, Warner Bros. officially banned the Two and a Half Men star from the studio lot.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Banned+from+Warner+Bros/4360353/story.html
CBS cancelled Two and a Half Men for the rest of the year following a series of rants against the series' creator (among other things) made by Charlie Sheen.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Finally+Causes+Half/4348051/story.html
Charlie Sheen was spotted on a film set, though it was unclear whether he was working on something related to his suspended sitcom Two and a Half Men.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Back+Working+Doing+Crazy+Shizz/4326433/story.html
In an interview with The Dan Patrick Show on Wednesday, Charlie Sheen offered some life advice to Lindsay Lohan.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Lindsay+Lohan+Work+Your+Impulse+Control+Meet+Kettle/4302417/story.html
In an interview with former ESPN anchor Dan Patrick, Charlie Sheen said that people should stay away from crack "unless you can manage it socially."
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Says+Stay+Away+From+Crack+Unless+Manage+Socially/4288060/story.html
According to TMZ, Kacey Jordan allegedly text messaged Sheen telling him that she might be pregnant.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Reportedly+Received+Think+Late+Text/4279456/story.html
The Two and a Half Men star began treatment-- at his own house, which he later came to refer to as "Sober Valley Lodge."
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Going+Through+Rehab+House/4203783/story.html
A two-day house party (of sorts) ended with Sheen getting rushed by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Expected+Back+Work+Tuesday/4185479/story.html
TMZ reported that Charlie Sheen is supposed to be on the Two and a Half Men set early this afternoon, but he's reportedly still in Sin City.
http://www.dose.ca/UPDATE+Charlie+Sheen+Back+Half+Like+Nothing+Happened/4092271/story.html
Capri Anderson, the woman involved in the Plaza Hotel incident, announced in an ABC interview that she planned to sue Sheen for battery and unlawful imprisonment, also revealing in the televised interview that Sheen tried to choke her.
In response, Sheen filed a suit against Anderson, claiming the adult film actress attempted to extort $1 million US from him.
Sheen claims in the suit that Anderson first asked him for “at least One Million Dollars” to keep quiet. If the money didn’t arrive, she would go to the media and report him to prosecutors in Aspen to get Sheen’s probation violated.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Sues+Capri+Anderson+Extortion/3872029/story.html
Sheen and his estranged wife Brooke Mueller both filed for divorce, citing "irreconcilable differences." There was no elaboration in the divorce papers as to what those differences might be -- but considering the terms on which the couple separated, we're sure you filled in the blanks (with phrases such as “smashing” and “white powders.”)
The couple's date of separation was listed as Dec. 25, 2009.
http://www.dose.ca/Charlie+Sheen+Files+Divorce+From+Brooke+Mueller/3764267/story.html
Sheen's lady companion during the Plaza Hotel incident was identified as 22-year-old porn star Capri Anderson. Anderson told TMZ that she was "extremely afraid" of Sheen during their visit, and that she called hotel security on the actor.
http://www.dose.ca/Porn+Star+Escort+Allegedly+Hiding+From+Charlie+Sheen/3740584/story.html
Charlie Sheen naked and passed out in a trashed room at New York's Plaza hotel: not a great image, but one that dogged the gossip headlines for much of late 2010.
Sheen was taken to hospital for what his rep told reporters was "an allergic reaction" after being discovered in his hotel room by police.
As for how the authorities got there, police were called to the room by Plaza security. Sheen was alleged to have returned to his room with a female companion (later identified as Capri Anderson). The room reportedly suffered $7,000 in damage.
Earlier that day, Sheen spent time out and about in New York city with his young daughters and ex-wife Denise Richards -- who was staying at the Plaza in a separate room. Richards also reportedly accompanied Sheen to the hospital.
http://www.dose.ca/Updated+Charlie+Sheen+Hospitalized+After+Cops+Find+Naked+Drunk+Hotel/3728466/story.html
TV Guide names Charlie Sheen the highest-earning man in television, with a per episode pay-day of $1.25 million per episode.
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-08-12/entertainment/27072416_1_tv-guide-episode-dvr
Taking a plea deal, Sheen changed his tune, pleading guilty to third-degree domestic violence charges stemming from the Christmas Day incident. The actor was sentenced to 30 days in rehab, which allowed him to begin work on Two and a Half Men's eighth season.
As the actor told TMZ while leaving the Aspen, CO courthouse: "I'm going to Disneyland!"
http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/02/charlie-sheen-plea-deal-disneyland-yale-galanter/
Sheen pleaded not guilty to the three charges stemming from the Christmas Day incident involving wife, Brooke Mueller, felony menacing, misdemeanor third degree assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief.
http://www.accesshollywood.com/charlie-sheen-pleads-not-guilty-to-3-charges-in-aspen_article_30154
Sheen's people announced that the actor would voluntarily enter rehab. Production on his sitcom, Two and a Half Men, ceases temporarily.
"As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility. He will take some time off his series, Two and a Half Men," Sheen's rep, Stan Rosenfield, said in a statement. "He has asked that his privacy be honoured."
http://www.tvguide.com/news/charlie-sheen-rehab-1015354.aspx?rss=breakingnews&partnerid=worldnow&profileid=01
Appearing at an Aspen, CO courthouse, Sheen was formally charged with felony menacing, third-degree assault and criminal mischief in connection to his Christmas Day arrest.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/02/charlie-sheen-charged-with-3-felonies-in-alleged-assault-on-wife-in-aspen.html
In what was probably the least of Sheen's problems at the time, the actor's Mercedes SUV was reported stolen, only to be found smashed in a ravine not far from his Sherman Oaks, CA home.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35257475/ns/today-entertainment/
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