The University of Missouri (in fact the state of Missouri) has a long history doing stupid things. Here we document them to inform the public of this abomination of a state.
Created by MuckFizzou on May 5, 2010
Last updated: 04/08/11 at 12:13 PM
Tags: Muck fizzou Mizzou Missouri MU Tigers Anti screw-ups
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Typical resident of Missouri, Louis Garret has made a quilt of women's panties. See to believe.
Even though their dissapointing football season has drawn to a close, Mizzou continues to make headlines by adding yet another criminal charge to it’s team’s accomplishments. This time by repeat offender defensive lineman Jimmy Burge.
Burge was arrested following a traffic stop in which an officer noticed the smell of marijuana wafting from Burge’s pickup truck. A subsequent search revealed blast pipes, rolling papers, a grinder, 3 grams of marijuana and a shotgun in Burge’s vehicle. – John Taylor, NBC Sports
Four months ago, Burge was cited for drinking intoxicants while driving a vehicle.
It seems running from the law keeps you shape, but diminishes your chances of ever playing in a BCS bowl.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/mizzou-vs-the-law/
Even though their dissapointing football season has drawn to a close, Mizzou continues to make headlines by adding yet another criminal charge to it’s team’s accomplishments. This time by repeat offender defensive lineman Jimmy Burge. Burge wa
Mizzou gets relegated to yet another mediocre bowl against Iowa, a team that lost 3 in a row and also lost their 31 receiver and starting running back to suspensions.
In typical fashion MIzzou grabs defeat from the jaws of victory by throwing a pick 6 in the waning minutes of the 4th quarter to lose 27-24.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/another-mediocre-bowl-another-mediocre-performance/
Crazy Mizzou fans strike again.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/man-in-mizzou-visor-robs-creidt-union/
Proving that Fizzou Athletics is exceptional at churning out trouble makers.
http://www.columbiamissourian.com/stories/2010/05/12/former-mizzou-wr-pleads-guilty-assault/
At the end of the game, the Missouri players left the field and most of the Missouri fans had left. The Missouri marching band played the Missouri alma mater and the fight song. Navy players, fans and midshipmen waited patiently at the other end of the field for the Missouri band to finish.
When Missouri finished, the Navy Drum and Bugle Corps (small in number compared to the Missouri band) started playing the historical Navy Blue and Gold. At this point, the Missouri band blasted the Missouri fight a second time and completely drowned out Navy’s turn to sing their alma mater.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/mu-band-disrepects-future-heros/
The infamous screenshot of what happened when this an unsuspecting search of "Missouri Final Four Appearances" results in a Google suggestion of "Did you mean Kansas Final Four Appearances"
http://www.muckfizzou.com/google-knows-best/
Columbia coordination.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/missouri-cheerleader-bites-it/
After being ranked #1 just one week earlier Mizzou is asked to play in the lowly Cotton Bowl while more entertaining teams like Kansas are chosen to play in the Orange Bowl.
Mizzou blows it's chance at football relevance. Going in ranked #1 in the nations, MU's best team ever gets thoroughly trounced by the Sooners 38-17.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/drive-chart-visualizes-dominance/
Head basketball coach for Mizzou tries to motivate his player with a embarrassment rendition of "Eye of the Tiger".
http://www.muckfizzou.com/quin-snyders-eye-of-the-tiger/
Gotta rest your nuts somewhere. Might as well be on Missouri.
Missouri's starting quarterback is caught picking his nose and eating it on national television.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/chase-daniel-snack-attack/
A Missouri fan shows true feelings for head basketball coach head coach.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/a-mess-of-a-program/
The facility was originally to be called Paige Sports Arena. This name was the result of a $25 million naming rights gift from Wal-Mart heiress Nancy Laurie and her husband Bill. Nancy is one of two daughters of Bud Walton, brother and business partner of Wal-Mart founder Sam Walton. Although neither of the Lauries attended Mizzou, they have made the school the main beneficiary of their philanthropy. “Paige” is their daughter, Elizabeth Paige Laurie. The primary reason for this generosity is believed to be due to the fact that the Lauries live in Columbia, Missouri.
The name was widely opposed by students, as Paige has no connection to Mizzou other than her parents’ monetary giving; she graduated from the University of Southern California in May 2004. In November of that year, Paige’s first-semester roommate at USC charged that Paige had paid her $20,000 over four years to write papers, prepare oral reports, and exchange email with Paige’s professors. After the charges were aired on local radio station KFRU and the ABC newsmagazine 20/20, the elder Lauries stripped their daughter’s name from the arena and returned the naming rights to the university. In October 2005, USC announced that Paige had returned her diploma to USC and was no longer a graduate.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/mu-names-new-arena-after-college-cheat/
Johnson gets "Sprited" by the rim in rivalry game against KU.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/mu-cant-dunk/
Wiki: U.C.L.A.'s Tyus Edney ran a 94-foot dash in 4.7 seconds today. That he also managed to toss in a swooping layup left Missouri with its hands over its face. The No. 1-seeded Bruins trailed the No. 8-seeded Tigers by 1 point with 4.8 seconds remaining when Edney, a turbo point guard, started his cross-country journey. He took the inbounds pass under his own basket, was neck-and-neck with defender Jason Sutherland at midcourt, freed himself with a behind-the-back dribble, made a hairpin turn to the lane and banked in a shot over 6-foot-9-inch Derek Grimm at the buzzer.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/ucla-embarasses-mu-in-ncaa-tournament/
Episode Name: Homer Bad Man
Episode #: 2F06
Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag.
Abe: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
http://www.muckfizzou.com/the-wise-grampa-simpson/
During a MU loss to Kansas in Lawrence, a bench-clearing fistfight erupts between the two teams. Afterward, KU athletic director Dutch Lonborg suggests the schools discontinue the rivalry. In the nationally-televised return match, won by Missouri, another brawl explodes, this time involving the fans who streamed onto the court after Wayne Hightower threw a punch after being fouled while trying to rebound a missed lay-up. The incidents were seen as a hold-over from that year's football controversy.
http://www.muckfizzou.com/1961-ku-mu-basketball-brawl/
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