The call-for-requests post generated about seven emails all along the same line: Iād really like to know how you wrote that Beatles story. Okeydoke. The story actually started out as something ent...
THREE EXAMPLES OF SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCEāS BRILLIANT āFIX WHAT ISNāT BROKENā STRATEGY 1.) The new stage, which is large, impersonal, with a dark background so the dancers tend to fade into the ...
Once again, Sarah Palin writes a column saying that the secret to American energy independence is drilling for oil. Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again: the fact that Palin claims energy issu...
Someone recently emailed me asking āwhen are you going to do another comics parody?ā Itās a question I get fairly steadily, so I thought Iād address it right now: the answer is āwho knows.ā See, th...
Competition begins! Your judges are Jean-Marc, Tre, and Blake and Luther before Blake and Luther go off to be choreographers rather than judges. Tre says this is the best top 20 ever, which conside...
Keenly aware as I am of the latest trends in the fascinating and frustrating world of political discourse in the United States, itās dawned on me over the last week or two that Iām surrounded on al...
FLAPJACKS: I have a question. ME: Oh, good. FLAPJACKS: Why is Spider-Man poor? ME: Because he canāt hold down a steady job because of great responsibility and so forth. FLAPJACKS: Yeah, I get that,...
āIn the early years of the 21st Century, America and the world reeled in horror in response to a vicious, unwarranted attack to some of the countryās most cherished institutions. I refer of course ...
Bullseye. I ranted about this on a podcast a while back but fuck it, heās still here so let me say it again: I do not know when Bullseye became the new Joker and I donāt care, because Bullseye fuck...
If you have ever thought āThe one thing that would improve Montreal is more people in Starfleet uniforms,ā you would have been mightily pleased by this yearās Worldcon. Possibly the funniest thing ...
Personally, I have only shallow thoughts on the American health care debate. Any attempt on my part to articulate a response to the notion that Paris Hilton could possibly deserve better health car...
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