Everytime someone asks me to fax something I become enraged. Can we please retire this technology once and for all? -Whine by @Michelleimiller
I think I will start ordering my Caribou drink as “Soy Vanilla No-Upsell Latte”. NO, I do not want a blueberry muffin. -Whine by @Airways
Ugh!! I’m trying to get my flu shot today and they moved the location without notice! -Whine by @wburch72
our pizza stone cracked in half while it was in the oven. Lame, we’ve only used it 3 or 4 times. -Whine by Chad
this charmin ultra-soft mega roll of toilet paper does not fit in my toilet paper holder. -Whine by @Muh_ree
Forgetting friends’ birthdays, because Facebook sets the b-day alerts too low on its homepage. I am a terrible friend. -Whine by @kevinthepang
How many more decades of TiVo recording five repeat episodes of The Daily Show every day will I have to endure? -Whine by @Siracusa
gr. visual voicemail is ruining my day. msgs coming to me a day or two late…not loading all the way …come on -Whine by @TheRetz
Seriously, @easyjet doesn’t have check-in kiosks? What’s easy about that? - @rewby
SAD. Ordered an olive green yoga mat from Amazon and the one that showed up is bright orange. -Whine by @DoreeShafrir
I hate when new jeans have that straight-from-the-factory smell. I really don’t want to be reminded of the blind Cambodian slave child that made 1/8 of a penny to weave these pants with her teeth, ...
To get the 3G S to call my wife using voice command, I have to pronounce our last name as “Blank”. Can I get some French localization pls? -Whine by @shawnblanc
Dear video game developers: If I wanted to WATCH a MOVIE, I’d have rented one. Thanks though. - by @kpereira
Aarrrgh, what does one wear on safari? Whine by @lilyroseallen
Come on, Megabus. You can give me wi-fi but not a power outlet? -Whine by @typo 180Tweet your complaints @WhiteWhines
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