DipityThe rice on my sushi is too sticky. -Whine by Creighton
Um, pretty sure I said half sweet potato fries, half regular fries, not two-thirds sweet potato fries. -Whine by @the_pie_pod
[Sigh] Does anyone start a blog these days WITHOUT the agenda of getting a book deal? -Whine by Summer
My heated car seats make my skin dry. -Whine by Melanie
I still can’t plug my iPod into the USB port on the keyboard? What do you think the U stands for, Apple? -Whine by @realpigasus
Hey, Sam Adams, maybe next year you can brew enough Octoberfest so it lasts into October? -Whine by Me
My first google voice voicemail was a hangup. It couldn’t even be transcribed. How anticlimactic. -Whine by @davemccall
Do I really need a “Happy Thanksgiving” text from every person I know? -Whine by Ashlie
Oh god, Hulu, get some advertisers. I can’t take another “hungry children” PSA when I watch The Office over breakfast. -Whine also by Nick Douglas, 2 good ones in a row!
Ugh!! I’m trying to get my flu shot today and they moved the location without notice! -Whine by @wburch72
Sorry, but previews for other movies are NOT special features, DVD. -Whine by @spcilk
Hey, TBS. If you’re going to be the only channel I can watch Post-Season baseball on, perhaps you should teach your cameramen to white balance. Just a thought. -Whine by Chelsea
OMG - Does Pitchfork have to review EVERY Beatles album re-issue separately? -Whine by Nate
Why can’t Blackberry have an “ampersand” symbol? I am sick of typing “and” all the time. -Whine by Pamela
Why would you add a +1 if you’re responding NO to an Evite? Come ON, people. - Whine by @spcilk
Why is the iTunes free single of the week in Spanish!? That’s worse than no free single. -Whine by Andrew
I just went all around Europe and EVERYONE knows English—I barely used any of my translation apps! -Whine by Chrissy
The vacation was going great until my dad found the all-Grateful Dead satellite radio station in the rental car. -Whine by Dan
I am so tired of people who make stupid comments on The Onion’s videos on Youtube. Ever heard of satire, people? -Whine by @thatquietkid
I feel dumb whenever a new xkcd sends me to Wikipedia. Still, though, I’m learning, I guess. -Whine by @bookcat
I hate when new jeans have that straight-from-the-factory smell. I really don’t want to be reminded of the blind Cambodian slave child that made 1/8 of a penny to weave these pants with her teeth, ...
“Realtors’ definition of Williamsburg is pretty getting pretty lax. They tried to show me a ‘Williamsburg loft” off the Jefferson L stop.” -Whine by Sadie
I met a ton of new people this weekend and not one new friend request. -Whine by Amanda Tweet your complaints @WhiteWhines
“I really wish my Blackberry did less thinking and more working. That hourglass is starting to drop sand on my last nerve.” -Whine by @CARR2N Follow WhiteWhine on Twitter
“Why does everyone have to guest bartend on the UES? It’s such a hike from downtown.” -Whine by Kevin
“Ugh, another cloudy day? I have had transitions lenses for three days now and I have no idea if they even work.” -Whine by Steve
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“How is it that Urban Outfitters website remembers for weeks what I have put in my shopping cart, but forgets in 10 minutes that I want to ‘view all’ on one page?” -Whine by Julie
In honor of 400 White Whines, I’d like to post what is still my favorite to this day. Complaint #30 “Can’t they just make ski boots that are easier to walk in?” - Whine by Robert Lyons
“I love flannel lined pants when I’m outside, but once I get inside they are just miserable.” -Whine by James
“Why doesn’t my new iPhone allow me to copy and paste? Ugh.” -Whine by Rebecca
“If Costco can make their sample of jalapeno poppers burning hot, why can’t they get their brie to room temperature?” -Whine by Matt
“I hate it when the chopsticks don’t separate evenly.”-Whine by Dylan S
“I knew I should have just stuck with Pandora. Bright Eyes and Hellogoodbye? Try again, iTunes Genius.” -Whine by Pat
“Michael Cera is acting like an ass about being in the ‘Arrested Development’ movie.” -Whine by Michelle
“Where have you been, Billy Joel? Isn’t it about time you made a new album?” -Whine by Martin
“If one more person sends me a .docx file, there will be hell to pay!” -Whine by Colin
“Whoever invented clamshell packaging should be shot.” -Whine by Barry
“How can more people watch The Big Bang Theory than 30 Rock?” -Whine by Jacqueline
“I hate Google’s new icon. It’s fugly.” -Whine by Robyn
“Ugh, I hate when you have to select a country from a dropdown menu and United States isn’t the first option!” -Whine by Eve
“You used Genius to make me a mix CD for our 1 year anniversary?!” -Whine by LKane
“I don’t know, I just don’t feel ‘connected’ to the new Top Chef judge.” -Whine by Mel
“I am so sick of domestic travel.” -Whine by Bobby
“I can’t believe the timeshare didn’t come with dishwasher soap. What do they expect me to do? Wash by hand?” -Whine by Erin
“I finally make it to Rome and the Pantheon ceiling is under construction? These things only happen to me.”-Whine by Natasha
“Well, call this evening ruined. Why do they even stock The Dark Knight in full screen?” -Whine by Ben Joseph
“I know it’s a recession but is it so bad we can’t get Karaoke at the company holiday party? I had a song picked out and everything. Ugh.” -Whine by Me
“Ugh, none of the pockets on these vintage jeans are the right size for my BlackBerry.” -Whin by Kristi
“God, Gchat is taking way too long to load!” -Whine by Laura
“Thanks to the Whole Foods “no grazing” policy, I’m stuck with a week’s worth of bland granola.” -Whine by Nick Douglas
“Really Starbucks? I don’t think that swapping out the red sprinkles to chocolate shavings merits changing the name from Peppermint Mocha to Peppermint Mocha Twist.” -Whine by CSM
“Great. The masseuse messed up my hair again. Perfect.” -Whine by Melvins
“Ugh, I just found out today that I’ve been pronouncing ‘salve’ wrong for the past 20 years. Why didn’t anyone correct me?!” -Whine by Sade
“It was so crowded I couldn’t even get a seat on the ferry back from Nantucket. It makes me think we should stop going to the family’s beach house for Thanksgiving every year.” -Whine by Miller...
“Can you honestly believe there are people who don’t know the difference between ziti and rigatoni?” -Whine by Thomas
“Why am I the only one making money in the stock market? It’s really killing the conversation at dinner parties whenever I bring it up.” -Whine by Patrick
“There’s no excuse for a store locator to use Mapquest instead of Google Maps. Get with the times, borders.com.” -Whine by Joe Z.
“Ugh, there are too many seeds in this granny smith apple to really enjoy it.” -Whine by Katie
“Ugh, I have to take my mittens off to type on my iphone.” -Whine by Judd
“Ugh! Another Lifehacker how-to video on YouTube?? Have you even heard of Vimeo? I thought you were supposed to be a tech blog.” -Whine by Ryan
“A kid with the same name as me died in a car accident this week and it is messing up my Google Alerts.” -Whine by Alexander
“The lighter on my car is right in front of the drink holder so I can’t charge my phone and put my venti vanilla latte in the cupholder at the same time. So annoying!” -Whine by Nicole
“You’d think one or two of the people who drive up to New Hampshire to see our leaves would at least stick around and help us rake them.” -Whine by Ariana
“Ugh, the people cheering woke me up last night.” -Whine by Adrian
“I don’t think my parents know how to rent anymore. In their email they say ‘chalet’ but after seeing the website I’m struggling to call it a ‘lodge.’” -Whine by Irab
“I already paid DirecTV $300 for the NFL Sunday Ticket, and now they want me to pay another $100 to get the games in HD. Give me a break!” -Whine by Kyle
“Ugh, I just put a quarter in the meter and the Army Surplus store isn’t even open!” -Whine by Rich Ernst
“Excellent. Wired gives my blog a great review but doesn’t publish the URL. I guess people will just guess their way here.” - Whine by Me
“Ugh, switching the seasons in my closet takes forever.” -Whine by Chrissy Fiorilli
“We’re officially in a recession—I’m eating CANNED pineapple instead of fresh.”-Whine by Debra
“Only organic dog food? Are you kidding me? My vet wants me to be poor, I swear.” -Whine by Leslie
“Thanks, Wall Street. You killed my mutual funds and now I have to take the kids to the Bahamas instead of Aruba. We’re not even staying at Paradise Island!” -Whine by Mel
“Excellent. Just excellent. A sinus infection before winter has even started.” -Whine by Barry
“I get it - you want to accelerate slowly to maximize the gas mileage of your Prius; but I’d like to get to my yoga TODAY!” -Whine by Jeremy
“Really? Forgetting to press “debit” before inserting my card invalidates the entire transaction? Ugh.” -Whine by Liana
“The turkey legs at the fair were so dried out this year.” -Whine by Mike D
“It’s finally cold enough to wear my cashmere sweater but now it’s raining. Ugh, back on the hanger for another week.” -Whine by Claire
“God, McSweeney’s, I miss David Foster Wallace too. Now get back to the funny-making.” -Whine by Nick Douglas
“I hate when Esquire and Golf Digest come on the same day. I always feel like I have to rush through one to get to the other.” -Whine by Dave
“The contact list on my iPhone is so slow to load. It almost makes me miss my Blackberry.” -Whine by Me
“What a boring new iPod.” -Whine by Nick Douglas
“Yet another summer practically ruined by poison ivy. Every year I say I’ll watch where I hike and every year poison ivy seems to find me.” -Whine by Tricia
“Damn, someone took the perfect domain name for my site just a few weeks ago. Now I have to think of a new one or get the stupid .net.” -Whine by Andy
“I need a day to catch up on my sleep after vacation.” -Whine by Seth
“My dad is taking FOREVER to buy these horses.” -Whine by Bjorn
“Um, it’s Tuesday and the This American Life podcast hasn’t updated yet. Hellooooo?” -Whine by Brian
“Would it kill them to open at least one Chipotle uptown?” -Whine by Joe Z
“After an hour on that flash game, all I get is “Congratulations!” Make something explode.” -Whine by Nick Douglas
“I had to share my hospital room!” -Whine by Casey
“Why do I keep getting all these LinkedIn email updates? I’m never going to check them.” -Whine by Jonathan
“August? Already? I feel like I barely got to wear my linen shirts this summer. What a waste.” -Whine by Glenn Cutty
“Come on, Pennsylvania. Three toll booths open and not a single one is EZPass Only?” -Whine by Jim Hutchings
“I hate how Comic-Con is becoming the new Sundance.” -Whine by Ben Austin
“A Friday night wedding in Cape Cod? Great, now I have to use a personal day AND battle traffic the entire ride. How considerate…” -Whine by Me
“When are you going to announce all the stores you are closing, Starbucks? The suspense is killing me.” - Whine by Matt Enstrom
“I understand that these energy efficient fluorescent light bulbs are good for the environment but do they come in any other color than hospital?” - Whine by Avery Massey
“I can’t believe J. Crew’s website is down for maintenance while they’re offering free shipping. Something tells me this isn’t a coincidence.” -Whine by Leeza
“Hey Glaceau, could you make your Vitamin Water caps just a little bit easier to open? I don’t think I should have to enter a strongman competition every time I want to enjoy a little Formula 50.”...
“A 3 lb lobster sounds good on paper but, honestly, the tenderness just isn’t there to make it enjoyable.” -Whine by Robert Lyons
“Ugh, Album Only, iTunes Music Store? I want neither the entire ‘Wall-E’ soundtrack nor the entire ‘Hello Dolly’ soundtrack!”-Whine by Whitney
“My landscapers cut down all of my mint, so now I can’t even make mojitos without going to the store!”-Whine by Adam Zamora
“Ugh, thanks Gmail, another misspelled email auto saved to my contacts list.”- Whine by Mike Tucci
“I know I have all that basil in the garden, but have you seen how expensive pine nuts are getting?! The pesto’s almost not even worth it.” -Whine by Alec Kretchun
“The A/C in this building is way too cold.”-Whine by Iowa
“I hate when Cosi runs out of regular iced coffee lids and gives me the dome one. Hello? The straw won’t even reach the bottom!”-Whine by Me
“Why can’t I watch last week’s Top Chef online? Thanks for nothing Bravo.”-Whine by Brett Lacy
“Ugh! Why do they even allow Carharts on the slopes?”-Whine by Harlan
“You never know how much you need something until the day its gone. Cliché, yes. But today I forgot my iPod earbuds and this day without music has been near death.”-Whine by DP, via Marco
“Couldn’t they put something in these organic gummy bears to make them taste better?”-Whine by Helen Graves
“Why call it a ‘beach cruiser’ if all you’re going to do is hog the sidewalks?”-Whine by Bradley Colosimo
I really appreciate the press and all, but get the URL right, Metro! Ugh.
I really appreciate the press and all, but get the URL right, Metro! Ugh.
“I know people are reading it, but no one EVER leaves comments on my blog!” -Whine by Adam Temple
“I know people are reading it, but no one EVER leaves comments on my blog!” -Whine by Adam Temple
“Ugh, again?! Every time I sit down, my phone slides right out of theses linen pants!”-Whine by Alec Kretchun
“$500 for Billy Joel tickets? Outrageous.” -Whine by Gabriel Bell
“$500 for Billy Joel tickets? Outrageous.”-Whine by Gabriel Bell
“I hate it when the maid moves my guitar.”-Whine by William Doyle
“I hate it when the maid moves my guitar.” -Whine by William Doyle
“Can someone please make a whole wheat bagel that comes in flavors other than cardboard?”-Whine by Rita
“Why do people upload such tiny photos to Facebook? Even cell phones take higher res images than that.” -Whine by Jeffery Rabinak
“All of my Tumblr Dashboard content is just people I’m following reblogging other people I’m following.”-Whine by Rick Paulus
“If they’re going to make you wait for an hour they should really lose the ‘no cell phones in the waiting room’ policy. I am so over this dentist!”-Whine by Jeremy Potter
“Ugh - the contractors keep throwing cigarette butts in the koi pond.”-Whine by Gabriel Bell
“When I lay in bed and try to watch TV, the colors on my plamsa TV look all distorted. How annoying!”-Whine by Suzie
“When I lay in bed and try to watch TV, the colors on my plamsa TV look all distorted. How annoying!” -Whine by Suzie
“Finish this list for me, Dan Brown: Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, and _______. Don’t think your fans have forgotten that you owe us a third book. We’re waiting.” -Whine by Toby Glenn ...
“Finish this list for me, Dan Brown: Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, and _______. Don’t think your fans have forgotten that you owe us a third book. We’re waiting.”-Whine by Toby Glenn ...
“For a site that’s so popular, Pitchfork sure does have a lot of bugs.”-Whine by George S. Parlier
“Jesus Garmin, I’ve been driving for 10 minutes and you still haven’t acquired a signal? Good thing I checked Google Maps before I left otherwise I’d be completely lost.” -Whine by Eric Farrell ...
“What do you mean you don’t have ginger ale?” -Whine by Gabriel
“Can’t someone make a Tivo for the radio? I love my morning show but I can’t stand these mattress commercials.” -Whine by Ted Merendino
“That was the worst Simpson yet. Why do they even bother anymore?” -Whine by Greg
I pulled an all nighter at CH and that threw off my WhiteWhine schedule. We’ll be back to the regular schedule on Monday.
“Don’t you hate it when the masseuse is too chatty? It really ruins a good massage.” -Whine by Jill B, submitted by Katie B
“I really wish Leslie Feist hadn’t done that iPod commercial. Everyone’s so into her now. I bet they don’t even know she was in Broken Social Scene.” -Whine by Brian Ferry Hola, whiners. Tomorr...
“I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to typing on a MacBook Air. The keys are so shallow.” -Whine by Henna Singh
“A gate with a code? Remind me not to use this ZipCar location again!” -Whine by Daniel Hensley
“The Dollar to Euro exchange rate is miserable. I guess backpacking around Europe this summer is out.” -Whine by Brent Lommond
“This was definitely NOT cooked in a brick oven!” -Whine by Matt Russell
“I said to myself a hundred times, ‘everybody has a lab or a golden; just get something different.’” But then you see the puppies and forget that you wanted to be different. They’re just so damn ...
“This New Yorker cover is making some sort of joke, but I can’t get it if the address label is slapped in the middle, can I? Guess someone WON’T be working their way up from the mail room.” -Whine ...
“Why can’t they make a good, soft toilet tissue out of recycled paper? Being green shouldn’t be this painful.” -Whine by Eric Martin
“If that wasn’t the worst winter for skiing in the North East I don’t know what was.” -Whine by Brad Healy
“I like the way J-Crew shirts fit me but I don’t want people to think I live on Nantucket. C’mon J-Crew, would it kill you take make something in a non-pastel? Ugh” -Whine by Ben Bradley
“FreshDirect makes this big deal out of having a wide selection but they don’t even carry a decent hard cider.” -Whine by Julie Sedlis
“I spent several hours downloading torrents of old episodes of The Wire and now I don’t even have the right codecs to play them!” -Whine by Joseph Burke
“Why can’t Amazon separate their print and audio book reviews? How can I tell the difference between a good read and a good listen?” -Whine by Matt
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