McConnaughey: Made an unfortunate discovery today involving a closet and some old clothes.
McConnaughey: I just discovered a plethora (yes a plethora) of comments to me on twitter that I never responded to. Why? I don't like @s on my fb status.
McConnaughey: Hoosiers isn't that good of a movie, and I'm not going to laugh at Peyton's commercials anymore.
McConnaughey: I hope Indianapolis burns to the ground. Oh, and they won't go to the Superbowl. You heard it from me.
McConnaughey: is thinking about writing a book.
McConnaughey: just discovered that crickets are not faster than gravity.
McConnaughey: well, maybe next year a team with a soul will win the World Series.
McConnaughey: Life is good. ALWAYS. Perspective is everything.
McConnaughey: should be asleep, but spent the last hour writing an in-depth strategic military and political/social strategy for the middle east.
McConnaughey: Just discovered the chokeberry. AKA aronia. Sobe Power has it as a main ingredient.
McConnaughey: Cliff Lee is now legendary. He would've had a complete game shutout had it not been for Rollins. 6-1.
McConnaughey: is stoked but nervous for tomorrow morning's first official pft.
McConnaughey: The Celtics beat the Cavs in Cleveland. What up now Shaq?
McConnaughey: Not on speaking terms: http://satirereport.com
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