Hey, I'm Braxton. My father invented the toaster strudel.
Created by ohbraxton on May 20, 2010
Last updated: 05/28/10 at 10:07 AM
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Barack Obama, and Harvey Milk influence me greatly because they showcase that minorities deserve positions in America's government.
Elizabeth Lee, an angsty high schooler from Texas showed the world what she was made of. MTv gave her a television show, which she used to show her unusual lifestyle, as well as capturing the dramatics that will ensue in high school. Plus, she is sorta my idol.
Lady Gaga is a huge influence on me, her music, and individuality is something that should be highly acclaimed (which it is, go figure.)
I met my best friend Danica on this day, it's pretty important because she is my best friend.
MTv's release of the popular culture fad-show Jersey Shore promoted a life of "GTL" (Gym, Tanning, Laundry.) The show caught much praise, and much negative criticism over it's showcase of alcohol consumption, as well as its' stereotype of Italian-Americans.
Me and my future roommate Kate Feldmann bought very expensive tickets to see Miley Cyrus in concert. Miley's magical voice, and exuberant styling made the concert a life changing event for me.
From constant government spending, to war spending, to American debt, 2009 saw a huge American recession.
America's first African-American president is sworn in. Barack Obama, with wife Michelle, and their two daughters moved into the white house, as well.
At some point I had to acquire a car, huh? I mean, it gets me from point A to point B
Due to constant snow-fall, and rain, many Iowa rivers flooded in 2008, causing over seven \-billion dollars worth of damage.
Skinny jeans are the most culturally popular, and relevant fit of jeans.
'Bumpit''s, a popular hair accessory are invented. They really showcase the new found freedom women have within the last fifty years, acquired in the United States.
Text messaging is defined as "the exchange of brief written messages between mobile and portable devices over cellular networks." I just call it the easiest invention for communicating with my friends - ever!
Hannah Montana, a popular television series, sky-rocketed Miley Cyrus into super-stardom.
Hurricane Katrine devastated most of the Southern United States.
Facebook, the worlds most popular social networking site is launched. Users of the site can connect with friends, share pictures and information, play games, and chat with friends on the popular site. The site also has international divisions, making world-wide communication a click away.
During a Janet Jackson performance at the world's most watched sporting event, a wardrobe malfunction caused Janet's nipple to become exposed. This event caused major backlash, and even sparked legal cases from the FCC. It was a good example of censorship in America.
Massive debt, death, little - to no - peace: The iraq war. In 2003 the United States officially declared a war in Iraq.
Gel pens were all the rage when I was younger, they were just colored pens, but we traded them like money. I guess gel pens never go out of style!
MTv's release of "The Osbournes" started a cultural revolution known as 'reality television.' Reality shows are often based off famous families, funny characters, or people searching for love. (I'm talking to you Flavor Flav.) Now-a-days reality television is one of the most in demand types of entertainment, with such popular shows as American Idol, Real world, Hogan Knows best, and Vh1's series of "- of Love" shows.
Apple releases its first multiplayer digital audio device, more cleverly named the iPod. This player would go on to revolutionize how people listened to music, and would also go on to boast the largest music retailer in the world; it's music download counterpart iTunes.
After a series of suicide bombings set in motion by al-Qaeda, America was astonishes to witness the atrocities that followed, including death and destruction, after planes hit the Twin-Towers and the Pentagon.
Apple Computer Inc. releases and popularizes its 'iBook' line of laptops for over 7 years. This invention caused an explosion of portable information being readily available.
"Titanic" becomes the worlds highest grossing movie, showing America's fascination with popular culture.
My sister Aspen was born. She's 'aight. My other sister was born on a different day, but she doesn't get her own dipity event. (Take that, mwuahah!)
A great flood in the Midwest United States became known as the great flood. This flood hit my hometown, as well as much of the Midwest, and caused massive destruction.
A star is born. Miley Cyrus, the single largest influence in my life is born this day. Her music and finesse have made this old sailer fall in love. Besides, unless Miley conquers the world, she can't get much better.
Guess what? Just like everyone else I was born. My birth just so happened to be on this day, in this month, of this year.
Elizabeth, "Liz", Lee, the star of MTv's My Life As Liz, is born in this month. She is my idol, if I could I would probably marry her. Her style, her awkward social grace, what's not to love?
Wireless internet is invented, and popularized over 10 years later, with the invention of the laptop.

