GreggTurnbull Heading out the door and it's raining buckets. Can only find one umbrella and it's pink. I can take either it or my manhood but not both. - 7/21, 5am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Daughter's present from legoland. Screw you prince charming, I'll save myself! [ http] - 7/9, 9pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Happy adoption of the Declaration of Independence Day. - 7/4, 9am from web

GreggTurnbull Just came across the word nowhen today in a Gibran book. Long lost twin of nowhere. Wil have to start using to spice up some conversations - 7/1, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Watching the sting... Fantastic movie. - 6/27, 12am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull awesome new Heineken commercial is rockin' this.Brought back memories ♫ [ http] - 6/17, 9pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull Just watched Fantastic heineken commercial, 'you say he's just a friend' I need to grab that song. - 6/17, 5pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull RT @sunnythaper: Oh and #squarespace I better win it today. Remember our plan everyone. <-- who wins in the event of a retweet? - 6/9, 11am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Daughter decided to pull a junie b jones last night and give herself al haircut. Now she looks like a badass punk rocker... It suits her. - 6/8, 7am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull RT @BadAstronomer "Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1." #robotpickuplines (thanks @piratechris for rt, hilarious) - 6/5, 1pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull @UnitedAirlines +1. Love that fact you are listening, unlike other big corps dabbling in twitter. - 6/5, 1pm from web

GreggTurnbull #followfriday @leaky_tiki, @KhamisHammoudeh, @piratechris, @tannerwoodford: like a mixed drink balance taste, potency, & change perspective - 6/5, 1pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Time to catch up on tweets/memes - like a deep sea diver finally come up for air from coding, only watched the google wave vid yesterday. - 6/5, 1pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull 'where is my mind' by the pixies playing on pandora and I am having visions of Fight Club... such a good flick - 6/1, 9am from web

GreggTurnbull I want Triumph to deliver the eulogy at my funeral. (via @BrilliantOrange) <-- the band or the dog... either would be poignant - 6/1, 8am from web

GreggTurnbull Now I know that Jay is just changing time slot to one hour earlier.. A bit anti-climactic. - 5/29, 11pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Watching the tonight show, 5th time in the past 17 years.. Still sentimental, like finding out your parents neighbor of 17 years is moving - 5/29, 10pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @ianniciello I think every person's files start with such good intentions... - 5/29, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull RT @jamesbritt: My Google wish list: a way to block Scribd search results.. <- I feel this pain everytime I click a scribd link - 5/26, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull 'A' is out to get you.. [ http] - 5/23, 1pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull @leaky_tiki sorry.. half tweet. What I meant to say was if my pandora played Buffett I would mindlessly reach for a non existent margarita - 5/22, 10pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull @leaky_tiki if pandora plays buffet I - 5/22, 12pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull so it goes... so it goes... ♫ [ http] - 5/20, 11pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull yep I wanted to hear this right now.. damn you American Idol ♫ [ http] - 5/20, 10pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull time to make the donuts. By donuts I mean code-y goodness. kinda like a bakery with these late night/wee-morning hours, but less sprinkles - 5/20, 9pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull ok not very productive but very cool time killer: watch--> [ http] - 5/20, 8am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull get moving on #productivitywednesday ♫ [ http] - 5/20, 8am from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. (via @EddieLynn) <-- Jr High Chuckle - 5/20, 8am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull caffine + "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" = :))) + coding madness. - 5/20, 8am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Really like the recent update to SQLEditor (1.4.5) for MAC. Great to visually design and interact with databases. [ http] - 5/20, 7am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull RT @safwat: Blood into Wine: an upcoming documentary about wine making in Arizona (with Maynard Keenan of Tool) [ http] - 5/18, 2pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull in case you missed it last night, I made free icons for you: [ http] (via @mezzoblue) <- thank you dave shea - 5/18, 10am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull We tie record today phx for consecutive days over 100... In the immortal words of Ralph Wiggum, 'I taste burning' - 5/18, 6am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull todays lunch... The PB & J sandwich crusts my kids won't eat.. what is the wine paring for that? - 5/17, 12pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull @sunnythaper scored a 12.. [ http] any other takers... - 5/17, 11am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Wow. Snl loves ASU...just catching weekend update - 5/17, 12am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @sunnytharpermeant to say 'bass runs later in the song' plus was the wrong song, see: ♫ [ http] - 5/16, 7pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull @sunnytharper, BT - Never Gonna Come Back Down. Love the Bass songs later in the song ♫ [ http] - 5/16, 7pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull @doogiemac sorry, that was freshbooks.com - 5/16, 1pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @doogiemac use frshbooks for freelance. - 5/16, 1pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @RyORourke good luck on the move.. - 5/16, 12pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull having fun with [ http] - can find the color based on hex, play notes/chords, drawing triangles, compute near anything. - 5/16, 12pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull RT @nicepaul: if Twitter updates yr Facebook, u may like Selective Twitter Status, only republishes tweets ending "#fb" [ http] - 5/15, 11am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @leaky_tiki Original Buffett or Jack Johnson version.. I'll sing along either way - 5/14, 12pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull RT @dotguy: RT @ASUtv: #asugrad09 is now live on Ustream! (ASU Live live > [ http]) - 5/13, 6pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Not to overshadow Obama but the new Biodesign website is live: [ http] Thoughts, Feelings, etc? - 5/13, 12pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @doogiemac On Intelligence by Jeff Hawkins... Great stuff - 5/13, 5am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Hello tweeps. Sorry tweets have been few and far between. Kiddos + work + really great reading have kept my time. I will chmod +w, promise. - 5/12, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Happy mothers day !!! - 5/10, 7am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Inadvertantly slept in an hour and was granted a funky dream. Makes me think of other dreams I've missed out on in getting up so damn early - 5/4, 7am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull I have been tweetless for days... Work and kiddos have forced random thoughts to stay in brain.. Safer for all those involved - 5/2, 11am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Fail... Stopped by target to see if they had the real pepsi and no dice - 4/29, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @conrey crap. forgot it was #productivitywednesday closing down the tweets immediately. - 4/29, 9am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull http://vimeo.com/4281939 <-- Awesome web design to showcase and enhance video content. A+ vimeo/honda. RT @SplintrCreative / RT @phxadblog - 4/29, 9am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull I knew Cake's 'Never There' by the dial tone at beginning of song. To those whose birthday I've forgotten, sorry. Brain cells are ocupado - 4/29, 9am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull @rscibetti good to know, I had no idea there was a 2k limit - 4/28, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull So flipping tired...ugh - 4/28, 5pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @ASUtransit thanks for the reminder. done and done. - 4/28, 1pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Holy Crap! @lancearmstrong will be racing in @tourofthegila, you better believe I will be there! (via @EddieLynn) <-- Sweet. - 4/28, 1pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Noah, Uncle Josh and Thunder Dan at Marjerle's [ http] - 4/27, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull At the diamondbacks and cubs... Go Dbacks! - 4/27, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @KurzweilAINews great so now when my kid uses the disc as a ninja star or coaster we are out 100s of thousands of $$ - 4/27, 7am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Had a dream I smoked a cigar.. Work with the horrible taste in my mouth. All pain, no pleasure. Monday? - 4/27, 5am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull because echo live version is no way to end a night.. ♫ [ http] - 4/26, 9pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull Because my wife stopped by and said instead of code I should be in bed.. and I should. good night all. ♫ [ http] - 4/26, 9pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull try that again... more bounce than sway on this song. other song unavailable. ♫ [ http] - 4/26, 9pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull needed some thing smooth to code to.. sway along ♫ [ http] - 4/26, 9pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull @iboughtamac - jealous.. Big fan of the 16oz clover at the coffee cartel - 4/25, 10am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Krispy kreme donuts fresh off the conveyor are heavenly - 4/25, 10am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Noah's first tae kwan do tourney and trophy. All kids his age get one but he is on cloud 9. Maybe we should give out trophies at work - 4/25, 10am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull First morning of pregnancy quatro that morning sickness is here to greet Janelle.. Fun! - 4/25, 9am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull taking faceboo connect for a spin in my next app. Thanks to [ http] - 4/24, 11pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull @ded holy crappers. Who is next to make that move. Congrats Dustin. - 4/24, 11am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Thinking the Digg toolbar,the use of a URL shortener for every link sent and other iframe madness is probably giving google spiders a st ... - 4/24, 10am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @YourOrYoure Hilarious!! @eddielynn 1. thanks for the compliment, 2. It is back to hit the pages of Strunk & White for you. - 4/23, 9pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull Grapes and chicken are a hit with kiddos... - 4/23, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @cdharrison I am a chatty coherent writter... Why doesn't it just come out and call me a drunk - 4/23, 4pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull RT @conrey: @iboughtamac Things < - agreed. - 4/23, 3pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @leaky_tiki most used iPhone apps: twitterfon/pandora and stanza - 4/23, 3pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull No AC on the bus today... And it appears the brakes are shot.. It's like a refreshing ice cold beer commercial minus the refreshing beer - 4/23, 3pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull This looks like it could be super cool: [ http] (via @slash) ... <--This does look cool - 4/23, 11am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull off to another... meeting.. - 4/23, 10am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull After fruitless search for plastic cup mixer for morning shake, using a martini shaker to get the job done.. May have to add kahlua - 4/23, 5am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @ECorner, also for #JeffHawkins: Are there any areas of your general theory that, after futher collaboration at RNI, you're reevaluating? - 4/22, 5pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull What to do on earthday?? Hmm - 4/22, 7am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Frustrated beyond belief... - 4/22, 12am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Automation woes in rails... Throwing in the towel for tonight - 4/22, 12am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Dry wall shapes are like cloud shapes that never leave. a once thought extinct large headed bison. #drywallshape [ http] - 4/21, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Enjoying pizza, grapes, and oranges with the kiddos... Hoping 2 fruits cancel out deep dish. #chefdad - 4/21, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull RT @asupresoffice: ASU is hosting an Earth Day event tomorrow from 10 am - 2 pm on Hayden Lawn - 4/21, 6pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull picked “Mother Teresa-Peace-1979” for “Most Important Nobel Prize Laureates”: [ http] - 4/21, 4pm from MakeFive

GreggTurnbull picked “Phil Collins - Don't Lose My Number” for “Songs you're embarrassed to admit you like”: [ http] - 4/21, 4pm from MakeFive

GreggTurnbull @KimStearns yes. again thanks for that info, if I dump a sugar packet into coffee grounds I can almost fashion brownie crumbs.. - 4/21, 1pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull @fortyagency @jamesarcher @sunnythaper and @KimStearns, following all of you only makes me 4 times more envious of your brownies. - 4/21, 12pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull I have never liked the look of arrows (-> or =>) in programming languages. It feels unnecessarily busy. (via @rbates) ... aggreed - 4/21, 12pm from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Just delivered proposal on very cool project and am almost finished with a nifty feature push on an internal app and it's not even Wednesday - 4/21, 11am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull Ok first post via Sylvester's arch nemesis and it is a pretty slick client. - 4/21, 11am from Tweetie

GreggTurnbull RT @simplebits:My goodness gracious, it's also 50¢ Iced Coffee Day @dunkindonuts [ http] ... closest to campus: Mill & 5th St - 4/21, 7am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @EddieLynn thank you for sharing that - 4/20, 5pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Big thanks to @hivelogic for the Enkoder Form [ http] - hit the spot w/o stale after taste other solutions had - 4/20, 11am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull A different week, a different twitter client... Ok, I'll try tweetie after the meeting cuz I'm a 'follower'... - 4/20, 10am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Off to attend ASU Technical Advisory Group... First time I've made the meeting in a while - 4/20, 9am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull prays/well wishes for Stephen Hawking, who CNN reports as 'very ill' [ http] - 4/20, 8am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull Crappers... Oracle buys sun microsystems. May not be good for mysql :( - 4/20, 7am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Grabbing Einstein's cofffee to start the day/week - 4/20, 7am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull off to bed.. nighty night all - 4/20, 12am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull RT @tannerwoodford:want: [ http] <= call me an animal but sticking head under facet seems easier. this is almost bidet-ish - 4/20, 12am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @ianniciello huge congrats on the anniversary.. and on the fantastic night cap - 4/19, 10pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @ninky ahh. (OH) I thought you might be sporting suspenders which would complimented your gypsy-esqe cleaning belt quite nicely.. - 4/19, 10pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @ninky orders suspenders(rhyming no less) and viva la vida hits my pandora. All is right in the world at this hour. - 4/19, 10pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @markdudlik, the person or the game... 'Christopher.. Columbus!' doesn't have the same ring to it. - 4/19, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @tannerwoodford your doing homework in a bar? - 4/18, 11pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Just finished watching 'I love you man'.. Fantastic, and suprisingly poinent... If that is how you spell poinent.. - 4/18, 11pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @piratechris and the winning vehicle is? - 4/18, 11pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Showing family twitter is not disease that explains previous post - 4/18, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull About to try the chicken bruchetta at red robin... Mmmm [ http] - 4/18, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Off to celebrate nieces 16th bday... - 4/18, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Will there be 'twitter connect'. just thought: I've appreciated the lack of 'what kind of sea shell are you?' questions posed when tweeting - 4/17, 1pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull No sleep last night and Mcdonalds for lunch... This is how Olympic gold is won kids - 4/17, 1pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @leaky_tiki @leaky_tiki , nope work at #asu.. Just a play on the Amex commercial - 4/17, 11am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Coded til 6am, at zoo for a couple hours w/ 3 kids intow, will be back at it after saying hi to the dingos. This is my life-American express - 4/17, 11am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull #followfriday @EddieLynn because everyone should have a master Batista/web ninja in their twitter - 4/17, 11am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull #followfriday @arikjones, because his content is superb but he can't friend you on facebook :) - 4/17, 11am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull RT @slash: Only a few more hours (1pm pst) to vote for @tannerwoodford's PSA designs and help it go public! [ http] - 4/17, 10am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @EddieLynn #datarecovery, I've got some Wayne Newton and a C & C Music Factory Single to get you started again if that doesn't pan out - 4/17, 1am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull Twitter's gotten quite... and yet the music keeps me going - 4/16, 11pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull RT @leaky_tiki: need your help to pic 3! Please RT and @ me your favs. [ http] favs=[3,6,5] in that order - 4/16, 10pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull 'Another rabbit done died'' in the Turnbull house, kids excited, mom and dad in shock, Huggies stock up %25 - 4/16, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Olive garden is packed on a Thursday?... #whatrecession - 4/16, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @EddieLynn without a follower count how could we tell who was cooler, Larry King or Aston Kutcher... - 4/16, 2pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull The bus driver today is a fantastic whistler... - 4/16, 1pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Blackhawks landing out Biodesign.. Take cover! - 4/16, 9am from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull @svcckim nice catchup Mrs.Robilotto - 4/15, 10pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull With every ping I here on email come more to dos for tomorrow... Long day is in the cards - 4/15, 9pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull got away with not installing SilverLight until just now and the video that required it gets media load failure... I feel like I got mugged - 4/15, 8am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @iboughtamac, a microformat enabled profile, nice... just added mine as well [ http] - 4/15, 8am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull Sweet! Completely stoked to see #jeffhawkins in upcoming @ecorner lineup. Just watched his TED talk and diving into 'On Intelligence' - 4/14, 5pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull Thanks to Twitter's search and Google's ability to cache everything, future generations will know I ate jello today and it was awesome! - 4/14, 12pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull investigating filemaker pro for a quick media manager... Any experiences with filemaker? - 4/14, 12pm from Nambu

GreggTurnbull @sunnythaper wouldn't that be Mel Gibson acting out the book as a hardass - 4/14, 8am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull Ok seriously going to bed now.. reading Steven Pinker's 'Words and Rules' and it's too good to put down..but.. I...must... zzz - 4/14, 12am from Nambu

GreggTurnbull "the greatest voyage in the history of plastic..." and with that off to dream. night tweeps ♫ [ http] - 4/13, 11pm from Blip.fm

GreggTurnbull @leaky_tiki If it would save your cat I have extra peas - 4/13, 8pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull In attempt to make kids see coolness in eating veggies I almost choke on enormous spoonful of peas, sending them across table #parentingfail - 4/13, 7pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull RT @consumer: For every person who retweets this, I will donate 2 cans of food to @gangplank #phxfooddrive - 4/13, 5pm from TwitterFon

GreggTurnbull New menu at Dos Gringos(a Monday favorite) did not bode well for biodesign crew. missing favorites + price increase = much gnashing of teeth - 4/13, 1pm from Nambu