Forgive Us Our TrespassesOkay, letâs get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd⌠action!âAy! Itâs-a me! The freakingâ Pope-a! Itâs-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. Yo...
From time to time, there are some things that we wonder about. Sometimes we make posts not knowing if they'll be appreciated or hated. We keep looking back at the comments, trying to judge what peo...
So yesterday, we had a little review of exciting Twitter accounts. And everyone seemed to have a good laugh! Except for one visitor. One visitor that we overlooked. One visitor that clearly felt le...
There are plenty of useful Twitter feeds that everyone everywhere can enjoy, such as @PizzaHut or @Marvel or @Woot or, even, you know, the often unnoticed @WootBlog. And, naturally, you can find lo...
Câmon, Share Some Of That Black Ops Budget With UsHappy Birthday, NSA! We hope youâll âââââ with your âââââ âââ today! Once our writeup passes your strict declassification and redaction process, of...
I think the little hairy guy with the claws is popping my bike tires on purposeHead down, earbuds in, try not to get hit by a laserMy mother-in-law thought we were crazy. âYou two are going to end ...
Looking For Mr. RoombarThis is nice, isnât it? I have to say, I was surprised when you called me. Most people who date robots prefer the kind that, you know, look like people.I just keep thinking a...
Weâre About To Leave The BuildingUh-oh. A white cape. Once Elvis started wearing one, it was all downhill for him.Weâre hoping the lack of sequins and rhinestones and gold embroidery will help our ...
Ha! Ha! Ha!Oh, man, Dusseau! Youâre such a MORON, man! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, wait âtil we tell the rest of the guys! Hey, the rest of you guys! When we told Dusseau to be ready to âswing the clubsâ after...
O Caputonia, Our Home And Native BungalowI, Imperial Generalissimo Jerry Caputo, hereby declare the Cuisinart Grind and Brew the official coffeemaker of the peopleâs kingdom of Caputonia!Once the t...
Wireless keyboard no longer made in facility that processes peanuts Keep an eye on your inner self with the new wireless Mood Mouse Optional multi-touch trackpad will lower healthcare ...
After almost four years of our daily podcast, we sure have a lot of episodes in the can. (Itâs where we do our best thinking.) Have you noticed how certain themes recur? We have! For example, grab ...
Ahoy, suckers! Have you made plans for âTalk Like a Pirate Dayâ yet? We have. Weâre going to do the same thing we do every year: Stay off the Internet, because that is one annooooying meme. Still, ...
Death In The AfternoonLuis, my son. Put down your Cervantes and come here. Come and sit beside your father, Luis. Here, I have a child size cigar, just for you.Ah, Luis, my son. How many summers ha...
By now, you've probably heard about our Shirt.Woot Classics series, reviving a once-dead Shirt.Woot favorite every week. If you haven't, check out our blog post about Classic shirts as soon as you ...
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