{"timelines":{"dt*f8c011fd770cebab":{"tid":"dt*f8c011fd770cebab","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Daily Woot!","hash":"tz\u0002America\/Los_Angeles\u0001descrptn\u0002The daily item from woot.com","view_who":"public","view_gid":null,"edit_who":"contacts","edit_gid":"5d4c2014dbb6d9ac9c5fc8a5a4444dca","creation_date":"1216104013","modified_date":"1257692713","type":"topic"}},"events":{"04903e69668d2604":{"eid":"04903e69668d2604","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum","utc_ts":"1215666039","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Dyson_DC18_Slim_All-Floor_Vacuum6b4Detail.jpg'><\/a>The refurbished Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor\nVacuum has seen some action. That\u2019s what refurbished means, after all.\nSomeone, somewhere, at some time has cleaned up something so big and so\nhistorical that they were left with no choice but to call the company\nand pretend they got a broken machine.\nMaybe someone in Boston used the Root Cyclone Technology to clean up a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Boston_Molasses_Disaster\">molasses disaster<\/a>. Maybe they found out too late that even though the Dyson\u2019s Easy Empty Bin and Lifetime HEPA Filtration\ncan trap dirt and up to 99.97% of airborne particles, it still isn\u2019t a\ngood to try and vacuum up a wave of molasses moving at thirty five\nmiles an hour.\nOr could it have come from <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/London_Beer_Flood\">London<\/a>?\nHow many hours could some well-meaning civil servant have spent with\nthe On Board Tool Storage, trying to get the Brush Tool and Combination\nAccessory Tool to clean up leftover beer? Even the well designed\nCentral Pivot Cleaner Head couldn\u2019t have managed the three hundred and\ntwenty three thousand gallons spilled that day. That\u2019s more than Spring\nBreak <strong>and<\/strong> St. Patrick\u2019s Day combined! Well, okay, not in Florida. Maybe somewhere in Kansas. Not near a college, of course.\nMaybe this Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum swept up the crumbs after that party the telcom companies threw for each other the day the FISA Amnesty\npassed the House. Maybe it was clogged with shredded paper by Enron\nstaffers who tried to cover their tracks. Even if it was just in the\nhands of some prissy soccer mom who didn\u2019t want to risk ruining her\nmanicure by emptying the bin, this refurbished Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum is a living memorial to history.\nWhen you consider the Dyson DC18 Slim\nAll-Floor Vacuum, remember the most important rule of housecleaning.\nYou don\u2019t just use your cleaning tools\u2026 you become part of their\nlegend. And what\u2019s that broom ever done with its life?<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 6 Month Dyson\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Suction power \u2013 200 airwatts (constant)<\/li>\n    <li>Root Cyclone Technology \u2013 Uses cyclonic separation to remove dirt from the air with out using a filter.<\/li>\n    <li>Lifetime HEPA Filtration \u2013 HEPA (High\n    Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne\n    particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles\n    such as pollen or other allergens.<\/li>\n    <li>Certified Asthma Friendly \u2013 Air expelled from a Dyson DC18 has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe.<\/li>\n    <li>Central pivot on the cleaner head ensures the head maintains perfect contact with the floor even when the machine is turning.<\/li>\n    <li>Easy Empty Bin \u2013 Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps.<\/li>\n    <li>On Board Tool Storage \u2013 Brush, stair, and crevice tools store on the machine.<\/li>\n    <li>Brush Bar \u2013 Will protect delicate floors and rugs<\/li>\n    <li>Clear Bin \u2013 You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bags.<\/li>\n    <li>Max power input: 11 amps<\/li>\n    <li>Cord length: 25 ft.<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum reach: 41.58 ft.<\/li>\n    <li>Bin capacity: 0.45 gal.<\/li>\n    <li>Height: 43.7 in.<\/li>\n    <li>Width: 12.1 in.<\/li>\n    <li>Depth: 16.3 in.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum<\/li>\n    <li>Combination Accessory Tool<\/li>\n    <li>Brush Tool<\/li>\n    <li>Users Manual<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2393370\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5304","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Dyson_DC18_Slim_All-Floor_VacuumszvThumbnail.jpg","media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"10","hour":"5","minute":"0","second":"39.000","score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216104038","modified_date":"1216104038","type":"feed","lat_lon":"27.698682,-83.804475","location":"Florida","datetime":"Jul 9, 2008 10:00:39 PM PDT","specificity":"s","disp_date":"Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"199a4a80c371af05":{"eid":"199a4a80c371af05","username":"rromanchuk","title":"WWWoundup: Wait, You Aren\u2019t The Regular Guy","utc_ts":"1215727200","descrptn":"We interrupt your regularly scheduled woundup to bring you a bunch of\nlinks from one of my bookmark folders previously thought fallow.\n<ul>\n    <li>During this year\u2019s thrilling Stanley Cup finals, fans looking for\n    player info online may have been surprised to discover sidneycrosby.com\n    isn\u2019t the Pittsburgh wunderkind\u2019s site. It belongs to\u2026 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sidneycrosby.com\/\">someone\u2019s pet turtle?<\/a> <\/li>\n    <li>As cringe-inducing as this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freep.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20080611\/SPORTS05\/80611004\">late-night TV victory lap<\/a>\n    was for fans of the Detroit Red Wings (and of dignity in general), it\n    wasn\u2019t nearly the most embarrassing hockey video we got to see this\n    year. For one thing, Sean Avery gave several interviews.<\/li>\n    <li>For another, there was this unintentionally hilarious send-up of <em>300<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw\">staged by the Ottawa Senators back in April.<\/a> It is, as the kids say, brimming with fail. Their mascot does sort of look like one of those beefcakey Spartans, I guess. <\/li>\n    <li>In\n    most workplaces, employees avoid sensitive conversation topics like\n    religion and politics. In ours, the hot-button issue is \u201cMacArthur\n    Park.\u201d I\u2019ll probably catch hell for this, but I think this <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=nI6Yubkz9eA\">interpretation by the super-hot Three Degrees<\/a>\n    is the second-best version ever performed. There, I said it. It\u2019s the\n    expressive choreography\u2014and the wigs, I think. (First place,\n    incidentally, is the Maynard Ferguson version. Third is the export\n    version that \u201cWeird Al\u201d recorded of his \u201cJurassic Park\u201d parody in\n    Japanese.) <\/li>\n    <li>Boing-boinged in 2005, but still new to me, <a href=\"http:\/\/francesca.net\/pulp.html\">Poulpe Pulp<\/a> is hands-down the most comprehensive source of information on octopi in pulp magazines you\u2019ll find anywhere online. <\/li>\n    <li>Finally, just to throw some high culture your way, here\u2019s an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.culture.gouv.fr\/culture\/sites-dracs\/centre\/expos\/Chartres\/ChartresTourChoeur_english.html\">excellent English-language overview of the choir screen in the cathedral at Chartres.<\/a> Man, baby Jesus does not look like he\u2019s enjoying his bris. Don\u2019t squirm, J.C.; you\u2019ll make it worse!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Four-O-Clock Flash<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/armorgames.com\/play\/1872\/buttonhunt-\">Button Hunt 3<\/a> may look easy, but good luck getting past that first boss without a walk-through. It\u2019s not just clicking the way it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.85qm.de\/up\/BigRedButton.swf\">used to be.<\/a>\n\n\n\u00a0<br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5310","img_url":null,"media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"10","hour":"22","minute":"0","second":"0.000","score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216104037","modified_date":"1216104037","type":"feed","datetime":"Jul 10, 2008 3 PM PDT","specificity":"h","disp_date":"Jul 10, 2008 3 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2d31516d5e1fb5ee":{"eid":"2d31516d5e1fb5ee","username":"rromanchuk","title":"HP Officejet Pro L7680 Color All-in-One Printer, Fax, Scanner, Copier","utc_ts":"1216011668","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Officejet_Pro_L7680_Color_All-in-One_Printer,_Fax,_Scanner,_CopierqeuDetail.jpg'><\/a>Kelli hoped the thing might have tired of sitting in her empty\noffice the past three days, no print jobs, no faxes coming in, nothing\nto do. Maybe it wandered off, she thought to herself. But she didn\u2019t\nbelieve it. Sure enough, as she approached her cubicle, she could see\nit. Still there. As big as ever.\nThe thing was enormous.\nSquatting in her workstation like a gigantic robot toad, it commanded\nhalf the surface of her desk, and threatened to splinter its spindly\nlegs with its bulk.\n\u201cGreetings, Miss Kelli. How was your trip to Milwaukee?\u201d \n\u201cIt\u2019s just Kelli,\u201d she said, putting her travel mug on her desk. \u201cWhen did I tell you about Milwaukee?\u201d \n\u201cYou\nreceived a fax from the travel agent about it last week,\u201d the thing\nsaid. \u201cI remembered. I remember up to 125 faxes, even when I\u2019m powered\noff.\u201d \n\u201cAh,\u201d Kelli said, feeling a little creeped out that\nthe thing had committed so much of her correspondence to memory. \u201cHey,\nlisten, I didn\u2019t expect you to hang around through the holiday weekend.\nIf you want to take off, that\u2019s fine.\u201d \nOh, no, Miss\nKelli,\u201d the thing said. \u201cYou have rescued me from refurbishment. I\nexist only to serve you henceforth. I shall provide you with\nprofessional-grade, laser-quality prints. I shall make copies for you.\nI shall scan documents for you. If you have faxes to send or receive,\nthese tasks, too, I will perform. You are my mistress. My life is yours\nuntil I break down irreparably.\u201d \n\u201cAh,\u201d Kelli said. \u201cWell,\nthat could be any day now, right? I mean\u2014there\u2019s something wrong\nwith\u2014that is\u2026 I mean, I don\u2019t want to be indelicate, but\u2014you were\nrefurbished for a reason, right?\u201d \n\u201cAhh,\u201d the thing said.\n\u201cThe mystery of my origins. This is the one thing about which you must\nnever ask. I simply cannot reveal to you the circumstances under which\nI came to wear the \u2018refurb\u2019 sticker on my box. I will tell you this,\nhowever,\u201d the thing had pride in its voice now. \u201cI am certain that you\nwill find my condition quite indistinguishable from \u2018new.\u2019\u201d \nKelli could see there wasn\u2019t going to be any ditching this thing, not today, anyway. And it <em>would<\/em>\nbe handy to have its 50-page auto document feeder and double sided\nprinting capabilities\u2014features she\u2019d always figured were out of her\nprice range.\n\u201cOK, she said. \u201cYou can stay here for now. You\nknow, until your print heads wear out, and I\u2019ll have to junk you.\nThat\u2019s the first thing to go on a printer,\u201d she asked, feeling newly\nhopeful. \u201cPrint heads, right?\u201d \n\u201cAh!\u201d the thing said. \u201cYou\nneedn\u2019t worry about that with me! My print heads are replaceable! I\nforesee us together for a long, long time!\u201d \n\u201cGreeeat,\u201d Kelli said, and sighed, and sat down to check her voicemail.<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year HP\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Professional quality color, 12ppm black and 10 ppm color in laser quality<\/li>\n    <li>35 ppm black and 34 ppm color maximum print speed<\/li>\n    <li>Replaceable print heads<\/li>\n    <li>8.5\u00d714 inch maximum scan size at 2400\u00d74800 dpi<\/li>\n    <li>Reduce or enlarge documents from 25% to 400% from their original size<\/li>\n    <li>Stores up to 125 faxed in memory, even when powered off<\/li>\n    <li>2.4 inch color display<\/li>\n    <li>Built in Ethernet networking<\/li>\n    <li>Memory card compatibility<\/li>\n    <li>250 sheet paper tray, 50 sheet automatic document feeder, and automatic two-sided printing<\/li>\n    <li>Scan and store directly to memory devices or network folders with Direct Digital Filing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nSpecifications: \n\n    \n        \n            <strong>All-in-One Functions<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Color printing<br>\n            Color copying<br>\n            Color scanning<br>\n            Color faxing\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            Black-and-white printing<br>\n            Black-and-white copying<br>\n            Black-and-white scanning<br>\n            Black-and-white faxing\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Print Technology<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            HP Thermal Inkjet\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Print Resolution<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Black:\n            Up to 1200x1200 dpi\n        \n        \n            Color:\n            Up to 4800 x 1200 optimized dpi<br>\n            Color when printing on premium photo paper; 1200 x 1200 dpi input\n        \n        \n            <strong>Print Speed<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Black:\n            Maximum 35 ppm\n        \n        \n            Color:\n            Maximum 34 ppm\n        \n        \n            Black Laser Quality:\n            Up to 12 ppm\n        \n        \n            Color Laser Quality:\n            Up to 10 ppm\n        \n        \n            4 x 6 in photo:\n            As fast as 90 seconds\n        \n        \n            <strong>Print Capabilities<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Direct Print Supported:\n            Yes (memory cards, PictBridge cameras)\n        \n        \n            Borderless printing supported:\n            Up to 8.5 x 11 inches\n        \n        \n            <strong>Duty Cycle (monthly, letter)<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Up to 7500 pages\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Printer Languages<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            HP PCL 3 GUI\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Fax Resolution<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Up to 300 x 300 dpi\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Fax Features<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            33.9 kbps<br>\n            3 sec per page<br>\n            Delayed sending supported<br>\n            Junk Barrier<br>\n            Distinctive ring detection<br>\n            Auto redialing<br>\n            PC interface<br>\n            Fax polling<br>\n            Fax forwarding<br>\n            Auto fax reduction<br>\n            Color faxing\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            Fax memory:\n            Up to 125 pages\n        \n        \n            Maximum speed dialing numbers:\n            Up to 99 numbers\n        \n        \n            <strong>Scan Type<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Flatbed<br>\n            ADF\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Scan Resolution<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Hardware:\n            Up to 2400 x 4800 dpi\n        \n        \n            Optical:\n            Up to 2400 x 4800 dpi\n        \n        \n            Enhanced:\n            Up to 19200 dpi\n        \n        \n            Bit depth:\n            48-bit\n        \n        \n            Grayscale Levels:\n            256\n        \n        \n            <strong>Scan Input Modes<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Front-panel scan (scan-to-application)<br>\n            Copy<br>\n            Fax<br>\n            Digital Archive (scan to network folder)<br>\n            HP Solutions Center software<br>\n            TWAIN\/WIA\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Scan Size Maximum<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            8.5 x 14 in (215.9 x 355.6 mm)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Copy Features<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Maximum number of copies:\n            Up to 99 copies\n        \n        \n            Copy scaling:\n            25 to 400%\n        \n        \n            <strong>Copy Resolution<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Up to 1200 x 1200 dpi\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Copy Speed<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Black:\n            Up to 35 cpm\n        \n        \n            Color:\n            Up to 34 cpm\n        \n        \n            <strong>Copier Settings<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Copies<br>\n            Lighness\/Darkness<br>\n            Reduce\/Enlarge<br>\n            Quality<br>\n            Collation<br>\n            Margin shift<br>\n            Tray select\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>External IO Ports<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Hi-Speed USB 2.0<br>\n            10\/100Base-T Wired Ethernet<br>\n            PictBridge<br>\n            RJ-11 fax\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Network Ready<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Standard\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Digital Send<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            File Formats:\n            PDF<br>\n            JPEG\n        \n        \n            Send to network folder<br>\n            Programmable speed dials for network folder paths\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Memory Card Compatibility<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            CompactFlash Type I and II<br>\n            Memory Stick<br>\n            Secure Digital<br>\n            MultiMediaCard<br>\n            Secure MultiMediaCard<br>\n            xD-Picture Card\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Paper Handling<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Input:\n            250 sheet input tray<br>\n            Up to 600 sheets with 350 sheet optional tray (sold separately)<br>\n            50 sheet automatic document feeder (ADF)\n        \n        \n            Output:\n            150 sheet output tray\n        \n        \n            Input capacities:\n            Up to 250 sheets (letter, legal)<br>\n            Up to 70 trasnparencies<br>\n            Up to 70 sheets photo paper<br>\n            Up to 80 cards<br>\n            Up to 30 envelopes\n        \n        \n            Output capacities:\n            Up to 150 sheets (letter, legal)<br>\n            Up to 60 transparencies<br>\n            Up to 60 cards<br>\n            Up to 15 envelopes\n        \n        \n            <strong>Two-sided Print Options<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Automatic\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Media Types<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Paper (plain, inkjet, photo, banner)<br>\n            Envelopes<br>\n            Labels<br>\n            Cards (index, greeting)<br>\n            Transparencies\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Media Sizes Supported<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Letter<br>\n            Legal<br>\n            Statement<br>\n            Executive<br>\n            3 x 5 in<br>\n            4 x 6 in<br>\n            5 x 7 in<br>\n            5 x 8 in<br>\n            4 x 10 in<br>\n            4 x 11 in<br>\n            4 x 12 in<br>\n            8 x 10 in<br>\n            Envelopes (No. 10, Monarch, DL)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Media Weight Supported (US)<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Tray 1:\n            16 to 28 lb (plain media)<br>\n            16 to 110 lb (special media)<br>\n            Up to 110 lb (index cards)<br>\n            Tray 2: 16 to 28 lb (plain media)\n        \n        \n            Metric Tray:\n            60 to 105 g\/m2 (plain media)<br>\n            60 to 200 g\/m2 (special media)<br>\n            Up to 200 g\/m2 (cards media)<br>\n            Tray 2: 60 to 105 g\/m2 (plain\n            media)\n        \n        \n            <strong>Media Weight Recommended<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            20 to 24 lb (75 to 90 g\/m2)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Custom Media Sizes<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            3 x 5 to 8.5 x 14 in (76 x 127 to 216 x 356 mm)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Print Cartridges<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            4:\n            Black<br>\n            Cyan<br>\n            Magenta<br>\n            Yellow\n        \n        \n            Print Heads:\n            Black\/Yellow<br>\n            Cyan\/Magenta\n        \n        \n            <strong>Display<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            2.4-inch CGD\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Memory<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            64MB RAM<br>\n            16MB ROM<br>\n            4MB Flash\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Dimensions (w x d x h)<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            20.91 x18.35 x 14.02 in (531 x 466 x356 mm)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Weight<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            34.94 lb (15.85 kg)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Power<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Power supply type:\n            External\n        \n        \n            Input voltage:\n            100 to 240 VAC (=\/-10%)<br>\n            50 to 60 Hz (+\/- 3Hz)\n        \n        \n            Power Consumption:\n            10 watts (sleep)<br>\n            15 watts (ready)\n        \n        \n            Power Consumption when Printing or Active\n            29 watts (printing)<br>\n            33 watts (Fax\/copy)\n        \n        \n            <strong>Replacement Ink Cartridges<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            HP 88 Black Officejet Ink Cartridge (~850 pages), C9385A<br>\n            HP 88 Cyan Officejet Ink Cartridge (composite yield ~900 pages)<br>\n            HP 88 Magenta Officejet Ink Cartridge (composite yield ~900 pages)<br>\n            HP 88 Yellow Officejet Ink Cartridge (composite yield ~900 pages)<br>\n            HP 88XL Black Officejet Ink Cartridge, (~2450 pages), C9396A<br>\n            HP 88XL Cyan Officejet Ink Cartridge (composite yield ~1700 pages)<br>\n            HP 88XL Magenta Officejet Ink Cartridge (composite yield ~1700 pages)<br>\n            HP 88XL Yellow Officejet Ink Cartridge (composite yield ~1700 pages)<br>\n            HP 88 Black and Yellow Printhead, C9381A<br>\n            HP 88 Magenta and Cyan Printhead, C9382A\n        \n    \n\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>HP Officejet Pro L7680<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Ethernet Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Phone Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Duplexer<\/li>\n    <li>Bezel<\/li>\n    <li>Yellow 9ml C9388A Ink Cartridge<\/li>\n    <li>Magenta 9ml C9387A Ink Cartridge<\/li>\n    <li>Cyan 9ml C9386A Ink Cartridge<\/li>\n    <li>Black 20.5ml C9385S Ink Cartridge<\/li>\n    <li>Black\/Yellow Print Head C9381A<\/li>\n    <li>Magenta\/Cyan Print Head C9382A<\/li>\n    <li>Installation CD<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2402068\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5323","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Officejet_Pro_L7680_Color_All-in-One_Printer,_Fax,_Scanner,_Copier80jThumbnail.jpg","media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"14","hour":"5","minute":"1","second":"8.000","score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216104036","modified_date":"1216104036","type":"feed","datetime":"Jul 13, 2008 10:01:08 PM PDT","specificity":"s","disp_date":"Jul 13, 2008 10:01 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"276f1747a6884a18":{"eid":"276f1747a6884a18","username":"rromanchuk","title":"WWWoundup: What We Were Doing When We Should've Been Working","utc_ts":"1216067700","descrptn":"I'm just back from a week off hanging drywall and removing wallpaper, and I'm still trying to get used to the pungent odor of our offices. It usually takes me a day or two to stop retching, but I do have most of my vision back now. So I'm going to coast a little today with links suggested to me by my esteemed co-workers (except for the Flash game - how come nobody ever seems to suggest those?). Take it away, co-Wooters:\n<ul>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewebsiteisdown.com\/salesguy.html\">The Website Is Down<\/a>: (mostly) true tales from the bowels of IT hell. (Thanks, Ben!)<\/li>\n    <li><em>Sports Illustrated<\/em>'s <a href=\"http:\/\/sportsillustrated.cnn.com\/2008\/baseball\/mlb\/07\/08\/newyork.yankees\/\">awesome high-def panorama of Yankee Stadium on July 4<\/a> just keeps zooming in and zooming in and zooming in. (Thanks, Kevin!)<\/li>\n    <li>Similar in detail and snazziness, <a href=\"http:\/\/memorabilia.hardrock.com\/\">Hard Rock Memorabilia<\/a> provides super hi-res images of pop music ephemera (and one easter egg). And you don't have to pay eight bucks for an undercooked burger.<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/jowlers.com\/\">Jowlers<\/a> has me shaking my face - with laughter. (Thanks, Dave W.!)<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CGIzDrlJsGg\">Truck vs. Bank Drive-Through Overhang<\/a>...truck loses. But nobody got hurt. (Thanks again, Ben!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Four O'Clock Flash:<\/strong> forget everything you know about the Mushroom Kingdom: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hiren.info\/funstuff\/games\/super-mario-bros-crazy\">Super Mario Bros. Crazy<\/a> twists the NES into something strange and wonderful.<br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5330","img_url":null,"media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"14","hour":"20","minute":"35","second":"0.000","score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216104035","modified_date":"1216104035","type":"feed","datetime":"Jul 14, 2008 1:35 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jul 14, 2008 1:35 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"06684fbdead117c1":{"eid":"06684fbdead117c1","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Rush Hampton Mosquito Catcher \u2013 2 Pack","utc_ts":"1216098009","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Rush_Hampton_Mosquito_Catcher___2_Packms5Detail.jpg'><\/a><em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> Gosh, Rush! Look at all the nature!\n<em>MRS. JOHANNA HEARTWARM:<\/em>\nYes, Rush, thanks ever so. Young Timmy has been so sad since his father\ndied. And he\u2019s been so sick, I think the fresh air will do him good.\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> It\u2019s nothing, Johanna! I\u2019m up here every weekend. This cabin is practically my second home.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em>\nGosh, Rush! I can\u2019t see any smog at all! Central Park is nothing like\nthis! Hey, what\u2019s that? It looks like a really thin spider, but it\u2019s on\nmy arm! Hey, I think it likes me!\n<em>MRS. JOHANNA HEARTWARM:<\/em> Timmy, run!\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> TIMMY!! TIMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> Rush\u2026 what just happened? Why do I feel\u2026 ohhhh\u2026 dizzy?\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> That\u2019s blood loss, Timmy. You\u2019ve been bitten by\u2026 a mosquito.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> Is that a kind of Native American tribe?\n<em>MRS. JOHANNA HEARTWARM:<\/em> That\u2019s it, Timmy. Try to be brave. Rush, is there\u2026 anything we can do?\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> Don\u2019t worry, Johanna. He\u2019ll be fine. It\u2019ll take more than one mosquito to bring down Master Timmy Heartwarm, right, Timmy?\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> So\u2026 so cold\u2026 so cold\u2026\n<em>MRS. JOHANNA HEARTWARM:<\/em> Rush, help him!\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em>\nTimmy, look at this. Do you know what this is? This is Rush Hampton,\nMosquito Catcher\u2019s two pack of Rush Hampton Mosquito Catchers.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> Th\u2026that name seems\u2026 needlessly complex\u2026\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> You\u2019re sick, Timmy, you don\u2019t know what you\u2019re saying. But look at this. You turn on this blue LED light, and mosquitos fly right up and then-\n<strong>bzztwrr<\/strong>\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em>\nAll gone. And you hear that? That\u2019s the little fan inside chopping them\ninto bits. What\u2019s left goes into a collection drawer, and you can pour\nit out into a little pile that will cause other mosquitos to fear you\nas it grows over time.\n<em>MRS. JOHANNA HEARTWARM:<\/em> And worship you as a god, isn\u2019t that right, Rush?\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> I thought we agreed not to talk about that, Johanna.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> Talk about what?\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> Timmy\u2026 this machine was invented by a great man\u2026 your father.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> My father?\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em>\nThat\u2019s right, Timmy. The greatest mosquito catcher of them all. His\nblood is in your veins\u2026 and inside the greatest monster that ever\nwalked the earth.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> The Mansquito.\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em>\nThat\u2019s right, Timmy. We didn\u2019t want to tell you until you were older\nbut\u2026 well, now you know. Tim Heartwarm the First died at the strangely\npowerful hands of the Mansquito. Here.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> Rush\u2026 but this is yours!\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> Not any more. Now it\u2019s the Master Timmy Heartwarm Two Pack of Rush Hampton Mosquito Catchers. Go on, Timmy. Avenge your father.\n<em>MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM:<\/em> Father! I swear it! I will stop the Mansquito once and for all! Father! The sleeper has awakened!\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> He\u2019s a good kid, Johanna.\n<em>MRS. JOHANNA HEARTWARM:<\/em> Rush\u2026 will he be okay?\n<em>RUSH HAMPTON, MOSQUITO CATCHER:<\/em> No way, that Mansquito thing\u2019s gonna kill him in like ten seconds. You need a ride back to town?<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Rush Hampton\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Highly\n    effective way to avoid mosquitoes without the use of propane,\n    pesticides, flames, high voltage, or chemical attractants that can\n    actually increase the local mosquito population<\/li>\n    <li>A soft, unobtrusive blue LED\n    attracts biting mosquitoes. When the mosquitoes get close enough, a\n    high-velocity fan pulls them into the unit and reduces them to tiny particles<\/li>\n    <li>Safe for children and pets, also environmentally friendly (compared to other bug catchers)<\/li>\n    <li>Constructed of durable, high impact polymers<\/li>\n    <li>Uses the same amount of electricity as a 40 watt light bulb<\/li>\n    <li>Easy to put together, no complicated set-up directions<\/li>\n    <li>Can be assembled using the short base for use on a table top, or the extended base can be used directly on the ground<\/li>\n    <li>Can be used in any weather condition, rain or shine<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>2 Rush Hampton Mosquito Catchers<\/li>\n    <li>2 Power Cords<\/li>\n    <li>2 Instruction Manuals<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2404051\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 49.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=95afa814-8d87-4a73-9f6e-0fa6d61af998\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5331","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Rush_Hampton_Mosquito_Catcher___2_PackbxgThumbnail.jpg","media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"15","hour":"5","minute":"0","second":"9.000","score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216104035","modified_date":"1216104035","type":"feed","datetime":"Jul 14, 2008 10:00:09 PM PDT","specificity":"s","disp_date":"Jul 14, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"5af1f016ac7d3911":{"eid":"5af1f016ac7d3911","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Dipity Timeline Created","utc_ts":"1216104014","descrptn":"","link":null,"img_url":null,"media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"14","hour":"23","minute":"40","second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216104014","modified_date":"1216104014","type":"","datetime":"Jul 14, 2008 11:40 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jul 14, 2008 11:40 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"8d46aba5bebbce33"},"12c995fe65b80a69":{"eid":"12c995fe65b80a69","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Oppo 1080p High Definition Up-Converting Universal DVD Player with HDMI","utc_ts":"1216184410","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Oppo_1080p_High_Definition_Up-Converting_Universal_DVD_Player_with_HDMI2zbDetail.jpg'><\/a><strong>Lab Journal: Day 1<\/strong>\nThis notebook is designed to be\na chronicle of my experiments here in my basement lab. I surely won\u2019t\nchange the world, but my teachers always told me that I was good at\nscience. Maybe I\u2019ll find some tiny little fact all on my own!\n<strong>Lab Journal: Day 9<\/strong>\nWow,\nI haven\u2019t been very good about keeping up with this. But now that I\u2019m\nall unpacked, it\u2019s time to get to work! No more watching my Oppo 1080p\nHigh Definition Up-Converting Universal DVD Player all day! This is serious!\n<strong>Lab Journal: Day Sixteen<\/strong>\nI\nthink I\u2019ve discovered a teleporter! I was making some adjustments\nacross the room and knocked over what I thought was a fancy lamp, and\nsuddenly there I was, on the other side of the room, crouched on top of\nthe television! Still don\u2019t know what happened to my Oppo 1080p High\nDefinition Up-Converting Universal DVD Player. What will I play my XviD, DivX, .SRT, .IDX, .SMI and .SUB files on now?\n<strong>Lab Journal: Day Nineteen<\/strong>\nEverything looks so sharp now. It sounds stupid, but it reminds me of how it looks when 720\u00d7480 interlaced video encoded on DVD\ndiscs is upgraded to 720p. Just yesterday it all looked like 480p.\nCould my vision just be getting better? What has happened to me?\n<strong>Lab Journal: Day Twenty One<\/strong>\nMy\ntests proved that I am seeing in 1080i and 1080p, alternatively. It\nseems that, in the accident, I was fused with my Oppo 1080p High\nDefinition Up-Converting Universal DVD Player. Perhaps I can learn to unlock the powers of my DCDi Faroudja video processing technology and use it for good. \n<strong>Lab Journal: Day Twenty Five<\/strong>\nSomething is wrong. Got into fight today for no reason. Suddenly had to have a Kodak Picture CD. Then it was SACD, DVD-Video, DVD-Audio, HDCD\nand an Audio CD. It was like being hypnotized, I had no control of\nmyself. When the moment passed, I ran. I don\u2019t think I was followed.\n<strong>Lab Journal: Day Twenty Six<\/strong>\nSat on the remote by accident, hitting the eject button, and suddenly threw up. Can\u2019t be too far away from the HDMI\ncable now or things begin to go wrong. Must continue tests. Hearing now\nadapting to digital audio. Impossible to sleep. Must continue tests.\n<strong>Lab Journal: Day Thirty One<\/strong>\nCan\nsee so much. High Def up-conversion. So much beauty. So much pain. Like\na star in my head. Can barely work the machines. Must try one last time\nto reverse fusion. Have I tried before? So hard to think now. Only want\nto be close to the television.\n<strong>Lab Journal: Day Thirty Two<\/strong>\nReversal failed. Nothing left. User manual no help. Oppo 1080p High Definition Up-Converting Universal DVD Player grew legs and ran away. Or did I dream it? Nothing left. No more. No more.\n<strong><em>This\nnotebook was found in the basement of a house in an undisclosed\nneighborhood. Alongside the notebook was the body of something slightly\nless than a man, slightly more than a Oppo 1080p High Definition\nUp-Converting Universal DVD Player. It had smothered itself with the included cloth sleeve. An Oppo 1080p High Definition Up-Converting Universal DVD Player\nthat could talk was captured in a forest nearby. It escaped, and\nexperts suspect it has hidden itself among the product sold by a\npopular online electronics site. Be careful! The next Oppo 1080p High\nDefinition Up-Converting Universal DVD Player you buy\u2026. COULD BE ALIVE!!!<\/em><\/strong><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Oppo\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Upconverts 720\u00d7480 interlaced video encoded on DVD discs to 480p\/720p\/1080i and 1080p, with film-like picture quality<\/li>\n    <li>Upconversion to 1080p enables the DV-981HD to be a perfect match for TV\u2019s with native 1080 resolution<\/li>\n    <li>DCDi\n    by Faroudja video processing technology with progressive scan, film\n    mode detection, TrueLife\u2122 enhancement and motion adaptive noise\n    reduction<\/li>\n    <li>Official DivX\u00ae Certified product, certified to\n    the Home Theater Profile. Plays all versions of DivX\u00ae video (including\n    DivX\u00ae 6) with standard playback of DivX\u00ae media files. Plays XviD and\n    .SRT, .SMI, .IDX and .SUB format<\/li>\n    <li>High-quality pure digital video and audio through a single HDMI (High Definition Multimedia Interface) cable<\/li>\n    <li>Support for high fidelity digital audio in Super Audio CD and DVD Audio formats, also support for MP3 files, CDs, and HDCDs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nUniversal DVD Player Features:\n<ul>\n    <li>DVD-Audio, Super Audio CD (SACD) and DVD-Video universal playback<\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with Audio CD, HDCD,\n    WMA, Kodak Picture CD, and other digital audio\/video\/picture media and\n    formats (Note: The DV-981HD does not play Blu-Ray nor HD-DVD discs)<\/li>\n    <li>Official DivX\u00ae Certified product, certified to the Home Theater Profile<\/li>\n    <li>Plays all versions of DivX\u00ae video (including DivX\u00ae 6) with standard playback of DivX\u00ae media files<\/li>\n    <li>Plays XviD and .SRT, .SMI, .IDX and .SUB format<\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with CD-R\/RW, DVD\u00b1R\/RW and DVD+R\n    DL* (Note: Compatibility with user-encoded contents or user-created\n    discs is on a best effort basis with no guarantee due to the variation\n    of media, software and techniques used. For example, Discs recorded on\n    some stand-alone DVD recorders or DVD camcorders may not exhibit smooth playback. )<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nVideo Up-Conversion Features:\n<ul>\n    <li>High definition up-conversion with film-like picture quality to up-convert 720\u00d7480 interlaced video encoded on DVD discs to 480p\/720p\/1080i and 1080p<\/li>\n    <li>DCDi\n    by Faroudja video processing technology with progressive scan, film\n    mode detection, TrueLife\u2122 enhancement and motion adaptive noise\n    reduction.<\/li>\n    <li>Video is analyzed on a single pixel granularity\n    to detect presence or absence of angled lines and edges, which are then\n    processed to produce a smooth natural looking image without visible\n    artifacts (jaggies)<\/li>\n    <li>High-quality pure digital video and audio through a single HDMI (High Definition Multimedia Interface) cable<\/li>\n    <li>Multiple high definition video formats through HDMI output: NTSC: 480p\/720p\/1080i\/1080p; PAL: 576p\/720p\/1080i\/1080p<\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with HDTV, HD-Ready TV, HDTV monitors and projectors with an HDMI or DVI input<\/li>\n    <li>Direct PAL\/NTSC disc and TV compatibility and system conversion<\/li>\n    <li>For more information about DVD video up-conversion, please read our white paper article Getting the Most out of DVD on an HDTV Display<\/li>\n    <li>Supports screen aspect ratio 4:3 (standard) and 16:9 (wide-screen)<\/li>\n    <li>User adjustable video controls: Sharpness, Contrast, Brightness, and Saturation<\/li>\n    <li>Composite video and S-Video outputs (standard-definition output only)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nOptimized Audio Features:\n<ul>\n    <li>High-resolution multi-channel digital audio output through HDMI supporting CD, DVD-Audio, SACD, Dolby Digital and DTS sound tracks.<\/li>\n    <li>Individual analog 5.1-channel surround and down-mixed stereo outputs<\/li>\n    <li>24-bit, 192kHz high resolution audio D\/A converters<\/li>\n    <li>Optical and coaxial digital audio outputs with DTS, Dolby Digital, Dolby Pro-Logic II and Linear PCM support<\/li>\n    <li>3D Surround (Virtual Surround): Concert, Live, Dance, Techno, Classic, Soft<\/li>\n    <li>Built-in equalizer, channel trim and channel delay functions<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nCompatibility Features:\n<ul>\n    <li>PAL\/NTSC disc and TV compatible with automatic or manual system conversion<\/li>\n    <li>Dual-laser optical pickup head with excellent error correction<\/li>\n    <li>Enhanced dual-layer disc support with fast layer change<\/li>\n    <li>Wide range universal power supply (~100V-240V, 50\/60Hz AC)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nConvenience Features:\n<ul>\n    <li>Special disc tray \u2013 thin, flexible and strong. Can tolerate some bending without breaking.<\/li>\n    <li>Smooth and easy navigation of photo albums, music collections and video files on DVD and CD<\/li>\n    <li>Selectable subtitle and audio tracks<\/li>\n    <li>Discrete ON\/OFF remote control IR code for programmable universal remote controls<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nConnectors:\n<ul>\n    <li>HDMI - High Definition Multimedia Interface: 1<\/li>\n    <li>Analog Stereo Audio (Mixed 2-Channel Left\/Right): 1 group (2 connectors)<\/li>\n    <li>Analog 5.1 Channel Audio: 1 group (6 connectors)<\/li>\n    <li>S\/PDIF (IEC-958) Coaxial Digital Audio: 1<\/li>\n    <li>S\/PDIF (IEC-958) Optical Digital Audio: 1<\/li>\n    <li>Composite Video: 1<\/li>\n    <li>S-Video: 1<\/li>\n    <li>No Component Video (YPbPr\/YCbCr) on the DV-981HD model. This model is designed for use with a display device with HDMI or DVI digital video input.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nDisc Types:\n<ul>\n    <li>DVD-Video, DVD-Audio, Super Audio CD (SACD), DivX\u00ae, XviD, Audio CD, HDCD, Kodak Picture CD* (*Note: The DV-981HD does not play Blu-Ray nor HD-DVD discs)<\/li>\n    <li>Official DivX\u00ae Certified product, certified to the Home Theater Profile<\/li>\n    <li>Plays\n    all versions of DivX\u00ae video (including DivX\u00ae 6) with standard playback\n    of DivX\u00ae media files with encoded video resolution up to 720\u00d7480 30fps\n    and 720\u00d7576 25fps<\/li>\n    <li>CD-R\/RW, DVD+R\/RW, DVD-R\/RW, DVD+R DL (Note:\n    Compatibility with user-encoded contents or user-created discs is on a\n    best effort basis with no guarantee due to the variation of media,\n    software and techniques used. For example, Discs recorded on some\n    stand-alone DVD recorders or DVD camcorders may not exhibit smooth playback. )<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nOutput:\n<ul>\n    <li>Analog Audio: Stereo, 5.1ch<\/li>\n    <li>Digital Audio: Coaxial, Optical, HDMI<\/li>\n    <li>Analog Video: Composite, S-Video (Y\/C) \u2013 standard-definition output only<\/li>\n    <li>Digital Video: HDMI with HDCP (NTSC 480p\/720p\/1080i\/1080p, PAL 576p\/720p\/1080i\/1080p)<\/li>\n    <li>No Component Video Output. The DV-981HD is designed for use with a display device with HDMI or DVI digital video input.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nVideo Characteristics:\n<ul>\n    <li>HDMI: HDMI Specifications 1.1, CEA-861-B<\/li>\n    <li>S-Video Amplitude: Y: 1.0Vp-p (75 Ohm), C: 0.286Vp-p (75 Ohm)<\/li>\n    <li>Composite Video Amplitude: 1.0Vp-p (75 Ohm)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nAudio Characteristics (Nominal specification):\n<ul>\n    <li>Frequency: 20Hz \u2013 20kHz (+\/-1dB)<\/li>\n    <li>Signal-to-Noise Ratio: >100dB<\/li>\n    <li>Total Harmonic Distortion: < 0.01%<\/li>\n    <li>Power Supply: ~ 100V \u2013 240V, 50\/60Hz AC<\/li>\n    <li>Power Consumption: 20W<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 420mm x 270mm x 41mm, 16-1\/2\u00d710-5\/8\u00d71-5\/8 inches<\/li>\n    <li>Mass: 2.4kg \/ 5.20 lbs (DVD player unit only)<\/li>\n    <li>Operating Temperature: 5\u00b0C-35\u00b0C, 41\u00b0F-95\u00b0F<\/li>\n    <li>Operating Humidity: 15%-75% No condensation<\/li>\n    <li>Firmware Updates: Upgradeable via CD-ROM<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Oppo 1080p Up-Convert DVD Player (HDMI) DV-981HD<\/li>\n    <li>Users Manual<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control (batteries included)<\/li>\n    <li>HDMI Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Composite Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Audio Left\/Right Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Cloth Sleeve<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2406087\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5336","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Oppo_1080p_High_Definition_Up-Converting_Universal_DVD_Player_with_HDMIy53Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"16","hour":"5","minute":"0","second":"10.000","score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216303897","modified_date":"1216303897","type":"feed","datetime":"Jul 15, 2008 10:00:10 PM PDT","specificity":"s","disp_date":"Jul 15, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"029707b08c5b2731":{"eid":"029707b08c5b2731","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Pinnacle Video Transfer for iPod, PSP, or USB Storage Device","utc_ts":"1216270833","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Pinnacle_Video_Transfer_for_iPod,_PSP,_or_USB_Storage_DeviceurlDetail.jpg'><\/a>I never quite understood why I keep my massive VHS\ntape library \u2013 only that I must. Oh, it was a real pain to lug these\ntapes around every time I moved. I missed out on a lot of nightlife\nback in the era before programmable VCRs. And building that\nclimate-controlled, HEPA-certified sterile\nstoreroom cost me more than just the $81,000 price tag \u2013 it also cost\nme my second wife. But I\u2019ve never regretted a thing. Above all, no\nmatter the cost in money or human life, the tapes must be preserved. I\nnever doubted that the purpose would be revealed in time.\nAnd\nso it has. The Pinnacle Video Transfer device lets me convert those\npriceless cultural artifacts from perishable magnetic tape to immortal\ndigital files, and share their bounty with the world. I don\u2019t need to\nknow what I\u2019m doing, or even to hook it up to a PC - I just plug the composite cables directly into the device, and it encodes the MPEG-4 file directly to my USB hard drive, iPod, or Sony PSP. It\u2019s as fast and simple as the banter on <em>The Match Game<\/em>.\nAnd while some may care that it doesn\u2019t accept signals from\nhigher-quality digital sources, or that it won\u2019t encode files already\non your PC, such quibbles are irrelevant to my mission.\nSo brace yourself, netizens of the webisphere! Soon, you shall once again glory in that episode of <em>Family Ties<\/em> where Tom Hanks plays a drunk \u2013 oh, wait, you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/classics\/family_ties\/video\/video.php?cid=729552431&pid=PQTDDlZFthuuntW9Ua1EZOc_M4eNkFhj&play=true\">already watch that online<\/a>.\nOK, then, what about that Civil War Chess Set commercial you\u2019ve seen a\nthousand times, but not for twenty years? Wouldn\u2019t it be awesome to see\nthat again \u2013 ah, I see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GhGByPJii5Q\">it\u2019s on YouTube already<\/a>. Well, at least the world will owe me a debt of gratitude for preserving the player introductions from the 1980 NHL All-Star Game. Greats like Esposito, Dionne, and LaFleur skate again, thanks entirely to me \u2013 what? You\u2019re kidding me! That\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dosz_1FKiKQ\">on YouTube, too<\/a>? Damn. There\u2019s gotta be something here nobody\u2019s put online yet\u2026<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Pinnacle\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Direct to device video capture, no PC needed<\/li>\n    <li>Transfers any analog video source to an iPod (Will not work directly with iPhone or iPod Touch), Sony PSP, or USB 2.0 mass storage device<\/li>\n    <li>S-Video, composite video and stereo audio analog inputs<\/li>\n    <li>Uses high quality MPEG-4\n    encoding in H.264 at up to 720\u00d7480 resolution, can be used on mobile\n    devices, PC or Mac, edit with third party software, or burn to a video DVD<\/li>\n    <li>One touch start and stop recording from any analog video source including TV, DVD player, PVR, camcorder, set top box or gaming console<\/li>\n    <li>Recharges iPod during video transfer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nSpecifications:\n\n    \n        \n            <strong>Input Connectors<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Composite:\n            1xRCA (PAL-SECAM-NTSC)\n        \n        \n            S-Video:\n            1xY\/C (PAL-SECAM-NTSC)\n        \n        \n            Stereo Audio:\n            2xRCA\n        \n        \n            <strong>Caputre Format<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            H.264 (MPEG-4)\n        \n        \n            <strong>USB Output (devices not included)<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Sony\u2122 PSP\u00ae (firmware version 2.81 or higher)\n        \n        \n            Apple\u00ae iPod\u00ae Video, Nano and Classic (FAT32 only, firmware version 1.2.1 or higher) iPod Touch and iPhone are supported via iTunes\n        \n        \n            USB2.0 Hard Disk Drive (FAT16\/32 only)\n        \n        \n            Flash Memory Stick USB 2.0, (FAT16\/32 only). Video quality dependant on stick data rate\n        \n        \n            <strong>iPod Capture Quality<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Good:\n            Video 320x240 512 kbps video 96 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            Better:\n            Video 320x240 768 kbps video 128 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            Best:\n            Video 640x480 1.5 Mbps video 128 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            <strong>PSP Capture Quality<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Good:\n            Video 320x240 512 kbps video 64 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            Better:\n            Video 320x240 768 kbps video 96 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            Best:\n            Video 320x240 1 Mbps video 128 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            <strong>Hard Drive\/Flash Drive Capture Quality<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Good:\n            Video 320x240 768 kbps video 64 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            Better:\n            Video 640x480 1.2 Mbps video 128 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n        \n            Best:\n            Video 720x576 (PAL, SECAM) \/ 480 (NTSC) 1.5 Mbps video 192 kbps stereo audio 48 KHz\n        \n    \n\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Pinnacle Video Transfer Hardware<\/li>\n    <li>Audio\/Video cable 3 x RCA<\/li>\n    <li>Power supply unit<\/li>\n    <li>Quick Start Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2408356\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 79.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=c7b881d3-c197-4f40-a563-712dab0ecf5d\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5343","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Pinnacle_Video_Transfer_for_iPod,_PSP,_or_USB_Storage_DeviceaseThumbnail.jpg","media_url":null,"year":"2008","month":"7","day":"17","hour":"5","minute":"0","second":"33.000","score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1216303897","modified_date":"1216303897","type":"feed","datetime":"Jul 16, 2008 10:00:33 PM PDT","specificity":"s","disp_date":"Jul 16, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"051bf5997e87c27d":{"eid":"051bf5997e87c27d","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Saitek PK09AUB Blue USB Keyboard & Mouse Combo","utc_ts":"1217376555","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_PK09AUB_Blue_USB_Keyboard___Mouse_Combo1y9Detail.jpg'><\/a>It\u2019s Saitek\u2019s Blue USB keyboard and mouse\ncombo! They\u2019re sure to get their man\u2014if they can only keep from killing\neach other first! Keyboard is a straight-laced, by-the-book veteran in\njacket and tie. He\u2019s got ten hotkeys, a soft touch, and an\neasy-to-clean surface. Mouse is a heavy drinking, rule-breaking loose\ncannon in beat-up jeans and five-o\u2019clock shadow. He\u2019s got a chip on his\nshoulder and 800-dpi optical sensor technology in his guts. But they\u2019re\nboth ergonomic, colorful, and determined to get the job done. This\nsummer, just plug and play \u2013- there\u2019s no set up required\u2026 and no\ntelling what\u2019s going to happen!<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 2 Year Saitek\n<strong>Keyboard Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>10 hotkeys for instant access to the internet, email, and media controls <\/li>\n    <li>Ergonomic, colorful design for personalizing your desk <\/li>\n    <li>Soft touch, low profile keys for optimum comfort <\/li>\n    <li>Easy to clean finish<\/li>\n    <li>Mouse Features:*<\/li>\n    <li>Optical sensor technology \u2013 800 dpi, works on most surfaces <\/li>\n    <li>3 buttons & scroll wheel <\/li>\n    <li>Simple plug & play \u2013 no set up required <\/li>\n    <li>Designed for left- handers and right-handers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Keyboard<\/li>\n    <li>Mouse<\/li>\n    <li>User Manual<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2467927\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5568","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_PK09AUB_Blue_USB_Keyboard___Mouse_Comboml1Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1217587219","modified_date":"1217587219","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_PK09AUB_Blue_USB_Keyboard___Mouse_Comboml1Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jul 30, 2008 12:09 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jul 29, 2008 5:09 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2f764971f80ff76f":{"eid":"2f764971f80ff76f","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Bacon Salt","utc_ts":"1217378295","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/J_D_s_Bacon_Salt_Sampler___3_Packp2iDetail.jpg'><\/a>What\u2019s that you\u2019re eating? A chocolate eclair? A bean and cheese\nburrito? Peach yogurt? Pan-seared salmon with buckwheat soba noodles?\nWhatever it is, we know what you\u2019re saying to yourself right now:\n\u201cThis would be so much better if it tasted like bacon.\u201d \nOK,\nnobody ever says that. But that didn\u2019t stop J&D from concocting not\none, not two, but three varieties of Bacon Salt. From Original to\nHickory to Peppered, this three-pack will satisfy all but the most\npathological bacon fiend. Bacon up your morning coffee! Sprinkle it on\nthe cake at the next wedding you attend for a taste treat the bride and\ngroom will never forget, or forgive! Keep some in your pocket to throw\ninto the eyes of assailants! No fat, no calories, vegetarian, and\nkosher certified: your only valid excuse for not slathering your meals\nin J&D\u2019s Bacon Salt is sanity.<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> No Warranty, it\u2019s bacon salt\u2026\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Zero calorie, zero fat, safe for vegetarians, and Kosher certified seasoning salt that tastes like real bacon<\/li>\n    <li>Makes everything taste like bacon<\/li>\n    <li>Everything should taste like bacon<\/li>\n    <li>1\/4th tsp. serving size<\/li>\n    <li>Contains 135mg of sodium per serving size or 6% daily value on a 2,000 calorie diet<\/li>\n    <li>Great to put on eggs, grilled meats or fish, vegetables, potatoes, or any kind of food <\/li>\n<\/ul>\nMain Ingredients:\n<ul>\n    <li>Sea Salt<\/li>\n    <li>Dehydrated Garlic<\/li>\n    <li>Paprika (spice and coloring)<\/li>\n    <li>Dehydrated Onion<\/li>\n    <li>Corn Syrup<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Contains wheat, soy, and milk ingredients<\/strong>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>1 J&D\u2019s 2.5 oz. Original Bacon Salt <\/li>\n    <li>1 J&D\u2019s 2.5 oz. Peppered Bacon Salt  <\/li>\n    <li>1 J&D\u2019s 2.75 oz. Hickory Bacon Salt <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2469491\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5573","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/J_D_s_Bacon_Salt_Sampler___3_PackiwoThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1217587218","modified_date":"1217587218","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/J_D_s_Bacon_Salt_Sampler___3_PackiwoThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jul 30, 2008 12:38 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jul 29, 2008 5:38 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1f87d93f76c89c95":{"eid":"1f87d93f76c89c95","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Apple iPod Nano 2nd Gen 2GB MP3 Player","utc_ts":"1217461695","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Apple_iPod_Nano_2nd_Gen_2GB_MP3_Playerj6jDetail.jpg'><\/a>Yeah, I mean\u2026 this refurbished Silver Apple iPod Nano 2nd Gen 2GB MP3 Player is nice and all, and, you know, it plays MP3, AAC, WAV, AIFF and Apple Lossless as well as JPEG, BMP. GIF, TIFF and PNG\nand it has the dock connector, and sure, an iPod Nano will be\nfashionable and trendy even now, but\u2026 well, have you ever considered\nbuying a Sansa?<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a>\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>2GB storage capacity for music and photos<\/li>\n    <li>Up to 24 hours of music playback; up to 5 hours of slideshows with music<\/li>\n    <li>1.5-inch (diagonal) color LCD with LED backlight<\/li>\n    <li>Dock connector, stereo minijack<\/li>\n    <li>Audio Support: AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3 and 4), Apple Lossless, WAV, AIFF<\/li>\n    <li>Photo Support: Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only) and PNG formats<\/li>\n    <li>Size: 3.5\u00d71.6\u00d70.26 inches<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 1.41 ounces<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Apple iPod Nano<\/li>\n    <li>Earbuds<\/li>\n    <li>Data Cable<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2467353\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5566","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Apple_iPod_Nano_2nd_Gen_2GB_MP3_PlayerkidThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1217587219","modified_date":"1217587219","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Apple_iPod_Nano_2nd_Gen_2GB_MP3_PlayerkidThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jul 30, 2008 11:48 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jul 30, 2008 4:48 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"249d12bcbcc4b8d3":{"eid":"249d12bcbcc4b8d3","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Sony VAIO LT Series All-In-One PC\/TV with 22\" LCD","utc_ts":"1217461875","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sony_VAIO_LT_Series_All-In-One_PC_TV_with_22__LCDsvuDetail.jpg'><\/a><strong>Sony Vaio LE Series PC\/TV All in One is filmed before a live studio audience<\/strong>\n\u201cIntel\u00ae Core\u2122 2 Duo Processor T5250 1.5GHz 667 MHz front side bus with 2MB L2 cache, you get in here right this minute!\u201d \n<strong>Whoaaaaa<\/strong>\n\u201cJeez, Duo, you must have done something really bad! She used your full name!\u201d \n<strong>Hahahahhahaha<\/strong>\n\u201cWhat gives, mom? I was just playing videogames with Windows Vista Home Premium and we weren\u2019t doing anything!\u201d \n\u201cOh, no? Then what\u2019s this I found under your bed?\u201d \n<strong>OoooOOOOOOooooo<\/strong>\n\u201cWhoa, Duo! Is that a TV Guide?\u201d \n\u201cMom, it\u2019s\u2026.\u201d \n\u201cDon\u2019t Mom me, young man! Vista, you run home now. Duo and I need to have a little talk.\u201d \n\u201cWait till DVD\u00b1R DL\/DVD\u00b1RW\/DVD-RAM optical drive hears about this!\u201d \n<strong>Hahahahhahaha<\/strong>\n\u201cWait, Vista! Vista, don\u2019t tell about\u2026 aw, NUTS! Mom, why\u2019d you have to go and do that?\u201d \n\u201cWell, Duo, I guess I shouldn\u2019t have done that in front of your friend. I was just so shocked! And these pictures! A computer shouldn\u2019t be looking at -\u201d \n\u201cComputer? Mom, you can\u2019t hide from the truth forever!\u201d \n\u201cDuo, I don\u2019t know what you mean by-\u201d \n\u201cLook, Mom! Take a good hard look at these photos! Look at this 22\u201d WSXGA+ Display with XBRITE-HiColor Technology capable of 1680\u00d71050 resolution! Look at this ATSC and NTSC TV tuner! Mom, I\u2019m not just a computer\u2026 I\u2019m a television!\u201d \n\u201cOh, honey. Everyone knows that a computer your age is bound to want to experiment. It\u2019s just a phase! You\u2019ll gr-\u201d \n\u201cI\u2019ll grow out of it? It\u2019s not a phase, mom! You think\u2026 you think just because I\u2019ve got a 320GB 7200 RPM SATA hard drive and 3.5\u201d SATA internal expansion bay I can deny who I am? You think\u2026 you think I\u2019ll just sit here and use my 1000Base-T Ethernet and my 802.11a\/b\/g\/n Wireless and\u2026 and deny who I am? I\u2019m your son, mom! I\u2019m your son and I\u2019m a computer and I\u2019m a television!\u201d \n\u201cHoney, now don\u2019t you worry, I\u2019ve made an appointment with the pastor and he\u2019ll-\u201d \n\u201cNo! Mom, this isn\u2019t some problem you can cure! This isn\u2019t even a problem! I\u2019ve got 5 USB 2.0 ports and 2GB (1GBx2) of DDR2 PC2-5300 667 MHz RAM! How am I different than I was yesterday?\u201d \n\u201cSon\u2026 I\u2026 I can\u2019t accept it. I don\u2019t think anyone can either. Not in this place.\u201d \n\u201cWell, then, maybe I\u2019ll find a new place, a better place, a place where I can be a computer and television at the same time! Goodbye, mother! I\u2019m taking my included remote control and going. And maybe, one day, you\u2019ll understand.\u201d \n\u201cWait, Duo\u2026 Duo! Oh\u2026 oh, what have I done\u2026 my son, my poor son, what have I done, what have I done\u2026\u201d \n<strong><strong>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP<\/strong><\/strong><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Sony\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Enjoy incredibly crisp, live and recorded TV on a 22\u201d WSXGA+ widescreen XBRITE-HiColor LCD\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Backup your media and store data to CD or DVD with integrated CD\/DVD burner\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Framed display with transparent border produces a stunning, floating effect.\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Beautify your home or office with a high-performance PC tucked behind a gorgeous widescreen LCD display.\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Complements any office or reception desk while curbing clutter with elegance and\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Wall-mountable - Mount on your bedroom, kitchen or office wall for a chic, space-saving computing experience.\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Powerful PC performance - Roomy 320GB2 hard drive, 2GB RAM, super-powerful Intel Core 2 Duo processor T5250\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Comes pre-installed with Microsoft Windows Vista\u00ae Home Premium to make it easier and more enjoyable to do just about anything on your PC.\n    <\/li>\n    <li>802.11a\/b\/g\/n wireless LAN technology offers a massive boost in wireless connection speed and range. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Specifications:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Intel\u00ae Core\u2122 2 Duo Processor T5250 1.5GHz 667 MHz front side bus with 2MB L2 cache\n    <\/li>\n    <li>22\u201d WSXGA+ Display with XBRITE-HiColor Technology capable of 1680\u00d71050 resolution\n    <\/li>\n    <li>320GB 7200 RPM SATA hard drive and 3.5\u201d SATA internal expansion bay\n    <\/li>\n    <li>2GB (1GBx2) DDR2 PC2-5300 667 MHz RAM\n    <\/li>\n    <li>DVD\u00b1R DL\/DVD\u00b1RW\/DVD-RAM optical drive\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Built-in 1.3 megapixel MOTION EYE\u00ae camera and microphone\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Sound System : Sony\u00ae Sound Reality\u2122 - Audio Enhancer\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Speakers (Total) : 2 x 3 Watt stereo speakers + 5 Watt subwoofer\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with VESA-100 wall mounts\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft\u00ae Windows Vista\u00ae Home Premium\n    <\/li>\n    <li>1000Base-T Ethernet\n    <\/li>\n    <li>802.11a\/b\/g\/n Wireless\n    <\/li>\n    <li>NVIDIA\u00ae GeForce\u00ae 8400M GT GPU\n    <\/li>\n    <li>ATSC and NTSC TV tuner\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Inputs and Outputs<br>\n<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>i.LINK\u00ae Interface : 1 4-pin interface\n    <\/li>\n    <li>S-Video Input(s) : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>USB Port(s) : 5 (2.0 compliant)\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Audio In : 1 (Line In)\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Headphone Jack : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Microphone Input : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Modem Jack : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Optical Audio Output(s) : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Ethernet Port : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>DC-In : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Memory Stick\u00ae Media Slot : 1 (Supports optional Memory Stick\u00ae and Memory Stick DUO\u2122 media with MagicGate\u00ae functionality)\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Secure Digital Slot : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Composite Audio\/Video Input(s) : 1\n    <\/li>\n    <li>RF Connection Input(s) : 2 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong><\/strong>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Sony VGC-LT15E PC\/TV All-In-One\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Power Adapter\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Wireless Keyboard\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Wireless Mouse\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control\n    <\/li>\n    <li>IR Blaster\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Coaxial Cable\n    <\/li>\n    <li>8 AA Batteries <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<a name=\"comment_form\"><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2467463\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5567","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sony_VAIO_LT_Series_All-In-One_PC_TV_with_22__LCDyp3Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1217587219","modified_date":"1217587219","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sony_VAIO_LT_Series_All-In-One_PC_TV_with_22__LCDyp3Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jul 30, 2008 11:51 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jul 30, 2008 4:51 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0199ff0e2e1bdd89":{"eid":"0199ff0e2e1bdd89","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Woot Contest 185: Nobody Move, Nobody Get Aggravated","utc_ts":"1217869201","descrptn":"Half of our creative department moved house last week: me, from one south St. Louis neighborhood to another, and podcaster\/writer Matthew from New York City to the wilds of New Hampshire. And we'd both forgotten how much it sucks. Pretty much the worst part of owning stuff is having to lug said stuff around. But what if they stuff could move itself? When Matthew and I played in the a band together, we would daydream about robotic amplifiers and drum kits that could just walk, roll, or fly from our practice space to the gig and then back home again. Or inflatable equipment that we could just deflate to load in and out. Or disposable equipment we could just throw away after the show. Why not apply those elegant principles to all human possessions - even the crap we sell at Woot? Your challenge this week:\n<strong>Show us a past or current Woot product modified to make it easier to deal with on moving day.<\/strong>\n\nPost your entry here by 11:59 AM CST on Monday, August 11, 2008.\nPrizes are $20\/$50\/$100 for 3rd\/2nd\/1st. The rules and criteria for\nwinning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it\ngoes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave\npainting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it\u2019ll only be\njudged if it\u2019s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are\nfond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 450px. If you need a\nplace to host your pictures, try <a ref=\"http:\/\/www.imageshack.ws\/\">www.imageshack.ws<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.photobucket.com\/\">www.photobucket.com<\/a>.\nWe have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use.\nAnd if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post\nlinks to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own\nwork, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.\n<br><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5597","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1217889446","modified_date":"1217889446","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Aug 4, 2008 5:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 4, 2008 10:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"21b1205e82f7400b":{"eid":"21b1205e82f7400b","username":"rromanchuk","title":"WWWoundup: Irish Troops Out Of Oregon Now!","utc_ts":"1217883900","descrptn":"Here it is almost dinnertime, and I still feel like I just woke up. Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!\n<ul>\n    <li>New from PizzaMaxx: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kYgDiuRzhP8\">Vertical Pizza!<\/a><\/li>\n    <li>Speaking of pizza, here's a test of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesneeze.com\/mt-archives\/000707.php\">Domino's online ordering system<\/a>. Does a circle really have \"left\" and \"right\" sides?<\/li>\n    <li>Hey, are those Belgian troops walking down your street? They are if <a href=\"http:\/\/strangemaps.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/03\/303-world-government-plan-aliens-to-police-usa\/\">this \"world government\" map<\/a> is true. (As seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5032593\/aliens-police-the-usa-in-a-united-nations-nightmare-future\">io9<\/a>.)<\/li>\n    <li>Wine video-blogger and Woot pal Gary Vaynerchuk loves being in front of the camera so much, he made <a href=\"http:\/\/tv.winelibrary.com\/garyvs-inbox\">this video reply for anyone who emails him<\/a>. Immediately, his fans <a href=\"http:\/\/dembot.com\/post\/44256395\/diy-gary-vaynerchuk-e-mail-filter\">started making parodies of it<\/a>.<\/li>\n    <li>Back in the Republic of Freaky Maps, we find <a href=\"http:\/\/bibliodyssey.blogspot.com\/2008\/08\/dogs-of-war.html\">thesee satirical World War I maps<\/a>. Russia: rabid rhinoceros or fancy steamroller?<\/li>\n    <li>Have you started your own country? Then initiate a space program on the cheap with these <a href=\"http:\/\/solarsystem.nasa.gov\/kids\/papermodels.cfm\">NASA's paper spacecraft models<\/a>.<\/li>\n    <li>We all love a good frolic in a sprinkler, right? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maniacworld.com\/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html\">These baby moose prove that humans aren't the only ones<\/a>. (Thanks, Eva!)<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unkno.com\/\">Unnecessary Knowledge<\/a> offers random factoids, one refresh at a time. (Thanks, Greg!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Four O'Clock Flash:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/dz2001\/momentum-missile-mayhem\">Momentum Missile Mayhem<\/a> brings the slingshot into the atomic age. 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Then they sent my economic stimulus check four days late, just to mess with my head. Now, I learn that they\u2019re taking all broadcast TV off the air, destroying the profitable DVD-piracy business I\u2019d built with my Magnavox MWR10D6 DVD Analog Recorder.\nDon\u2019t believe the stories about \u201cfreeing up bandwidth\u201d or whatever. The digital mandate is aimed squarely at me, and if you don\u2019t see that, you\u2019re either naive or you\u2019re one of them. See, my super-cheap Magnavox gives me the low overhead I need to turn a profit with pirated DVDs of broadcast TV shows. It\u2019s as easy to use as a VCR, and it has a built-in analog TV tuner. <em>Lost<\/em>, <em>24<\/em>, <em>Viva Laughlin<\/em>: I was the first one to get DVDs of these hot shows out on the street, literally in my case. Ever bought a bootleg DVD set of a network TV show, and the insert was a photocopied collage of pictures clipped from <em>Entertainment Weekly<\/em> and <em>Us<\/em>, with the name of the show printed in Comic Sans? Then you\u2019ve seen my work.\nAnd they\u2019ve never been able to stop me. Until now. Or until February, 2009. That\u2019s when I\u2019ll need a converter box to be able to receive a broadcast TV signal with my Magnavox MWR10D6. Sure, I could send away to the Feds for one of those coupons for $40 off a converter box. I could also just go down to the police station and turn myself in \u2013 it\u2019d essentially be the same thing. What, me get cable? That would totally blow my budget. \nI know when I\u2019m beaten. You win, Big Brother. I might as well just sell my Magnavox Analog DVD Recorder \u2013 I\u2019ll let you have it for, like, thirty-five bucks. This pirate is pulling into port for good\u2026unless anybody out there\u2019s willing to trade a free cable hookup for a complete DVD set of <em>Celebrity Apprentice<\/em>. Commercials included, at no extra charge!<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a>\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Can record up to 6 hours on a standard blank DVD, and works just like a typical VCR\n    <\/li>\n    <li>DVD player that is compatible with DVD+R\/RW playback, DVD-R\/RW playback, and CD-DA playback\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Records at 480p progressive scan quality level for better looking movies and programs\n    <\/li>\n    <li>MP3 compatible with Dolby Digital audio format and stereo output\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Built in NTSC tuner <\/li>\n<\/ul>\nSpecifications:\n<ul>\n    <li>Supported Digital Audio Standards: PCM, MP3<\/li>\n    <li>Media Load Type: Tray<\/li>\n    <li>Recordable Media: DVD-R, DVD-RW, DVD+RW, DVD+R<\/li>\n    <li>Recording Mode: SP, LP, EP, HQ, SLP<\/li>\n    <li>Media Type: CD-R, CD-RW, DVD-R, DVD+RW, DVD-RW, DVD+R, DVD, CD, Video CD, DVD+R DL<\/li>\n    <li>Programmability: 8 events \/ 1 month<\/li>\n    <li>MP3 Compatible: Yes<\/li>\n    <li>Additional Features: Progressive scanning<\/li>\n    <li>Digital Audio Format: Dolby Digital output<\/li>\n    <li>Sound Output Mode: Stereo<\/li>\n    <li>Power Consumption Operational: 20 Watt<\/li>\n    <li>Power Consumption Stand by \/ Sleep: 1.6 Watt<\/li>\n    <li>Power Device: Power supply \u2013 internal<\/li>\n    <li>Voltage Required: AC 120 V ( 60 Hz )<\/li>\n    <li>Channel Coverage: VHF:2-13, UHF:14-69, Cable:1-125<\/li>\n    <li>Reception System: NTSC<\/li>\n    <li>\n    Connector Type: 1 x RF input \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x RF output \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x\n    S-Video input ( 4 pin mini-DIN ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x S-Video output ( 4 pin\n    mini-DIN ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x composite video\/audio input ( RCA phono x 3 ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x composite video\/audio output ( RCA phono x 3 ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x component video output ( RCA phono x 3 ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x SPDIF output ( RCA phono ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x S-Video input ( 4 pin mini-DIN ) \u2013 front \u00a6 1 x composite video\/audio input ( RCA phono x 3 ) \u2013 front<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Magnavox MWR10D6 DVD Analog Recorder\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Remote\n    <\/li>\n    <li>2 AAA Batteries\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Audio Video Cable\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Owners Manual <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>CONSUMER ALERT<\/strong>: This television receiver has only an analog broadcast tuner and will require a converter box after February 17, 2009 to receive over-the-air broadcasts with an antenna because of the U.S.\u2019s transition to digital broadcasting. Analog-only TVs should continue to work as before with cable and satellite TV services, gaming consoles, VCRs, DVD players, and similar products. For more information, call the Federal Communications Commission at 1-888-225-5322 (TTY: 1-888-835-5322), or visit the commission\u2019s digital-television Web site at: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dtv.gov\/\">www.dtv.gov<\/a>.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2484757\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 34.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=2c63b032-37e6-4b6f-b135-d54fcd9e4453\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5604","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Magnavox_Progressive_Scan_DVD_RecorderelbThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218011283","modified_date":"1218011283","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Magnavox_Progressive_Scan_DVD_RecorderelbThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Aug 6, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1ceb7e232611ec20":{"eid":"1ceb7e232611ec20","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Calendar De-Crapping Kit: August","utc_ts":"1218053700","descrptn":"It\u2019s August, flygirls and\nflyguys, and it\u2019s time to take that whack wall calendar of yours and do\nit up mad fresh! Here\u2019s how you do, yo:\nJust click the\nthumbnail below to see our original Replacement Calendar Artwork for\nAugust. Print it out free of charge, paste it over your existing,\nfunky-in-a-bad-way wall calendar, and before you can say\nwiggedy-wiggedy-whack, you\u2019re kicking it with an all-new, totally rad,\nfunky-in-a-good-way calendar! Bust it!\n<a href=\"https:\/\/wootblogimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/final_August.jpg\"><\/a>\nThis\nmonth\u2019s art reminds you that spinal injuries are totally uncool.\nRemember: safe breakin\u2019 is fun breakin\u2019! When you\u2019re popping and\nlocking to those godawful, so-called \u201csongs\u201d you kids all seem to like\nso much, use your head\u2014and not just for spinning on! Word!\nAnd you can rock it old school with these less-than-fresh joints from previous months:\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=3744\">January<\/a><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=3864\">February<\/a><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=4100\">March<\/a><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=4462\">April<\/a><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=4627\">May<\/a><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=4965\">June<\/a><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5266\">July<\/a>\n\nWord to ya calendar!<br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5609","img_url":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/https:\/\/wootblogimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/Aug_thumb.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218056076","modified_date":"1218056076","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/https:\/\/wootblogimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/Aug_thumb.jpg","datetime":"Aug 6, 2008 8:15 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 6, 2008 1:15 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"013728ddb4e25568":{"eid":"013728ddb4e25568","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Compaq 6820s 2GHz 17\u201d Widescreen Notebook","utc_ts":"1218085251","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Compaq_6820s_2GHz_17__Widescreen_NotebookjziDetail.jpg'><\/a>\u201d-and when she told me, I just couldn\u2019t deal. So I left, just like I always did. Just like my father.\u201d \n<em>Tom, thank you for sharing all that. Have one of these tissues. Do you feel like you\u2019ve made a forward step?<\/em>\n\u201cI do, Jack, I really do. Can I maybe have a second tissue?\u201d \n<em>As many as you like, Tom, you don\u2019t even need to ask. Let\u2019s hear from someone else now. Compaq 2GHz Celeron 17\u201d Widescreen Notebook, tell us more about your loss.<\/em>\nWell,\nwith me, it was the teasing. See, I\u2019m in the tech industry, which is a\nreally high stress field. And, you know, growing up, everyone in a\nposition of authority says, you know, play the hand you\u2019re dealt. But\nI\u2019ve got a 2.0GHz Intel Celeron 550 Processor with 1MB L2 cache and\n533MHz front side bus, and most people think that\u2019s nothing. But, you\nknow, what are they doing? Playing Bejeweled on their lunch break and\nwriting out memos in work? Maybe looking for, um, pee oh are en?\n<em>You can say porn, Compaq 2GHz Celeron 17\u201d Widescreen Notebook. You can say anything you want here. No one will judge you. We\u2019re all friends.<\/em>\nThanks, Jack. So I get a lot of teasing. And it isn\u2019t fair, you know, because I\u2019ve got a 160GB SATA\nhard drive and a LightScribe burner that handles DVDs. +R, -R, both\nkinds of RW and CDs too! That\u2019s more than that stupid iAir thing, and\nwomen are all over that. Oh, it\u2019s so thin, oh, it\u2019s so cute, oh, I want\none of those, I hear it all day. You know, I can run Vista and I\u2019ve got\nthree USB ports and a 17 inch WXGA anti-glare screen! I\u2019m Energy Star qualified! I\u2019ve got 2 gigs of SDRAM!\n<em>How does that make you feel?<\/em>\nIt makes me feel bad, Jack! It makes me feel like getting out my included recovery discs and just wiping everything!\n<em>We all feel that way sometimes, Compaq 2GHz Celeron 17\u201d Widescreen Notebook. The important thing is that we talk about it, and then move on.<\/em>\nI guess so, Jack. Can\u2026 can I have one of Tom\u2019s tissues?<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year HP\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>2.0GHz Intel Celeron 550 Processor with 1MB L2 cache and 533MHz front side bus<\/li>\n    <li>2GB 667 MHz DDR2 PC2-5300 SDRAM<\/li>\n    <li>160GB 5400 RPM SATA Hard Drive<\/li>\n    <li>DVD\/CD-RW combo LightScribe DVD\u00b1RW SuperMulti with Double Layer optical drive<\/li>\n    <li>17 inch WXGA+ BrightView with anti-glare<\/li>\n    <li>ATI Mobility Radeon X1350 (64 or 128-bit 4-channel DDR dedicated graphics memory) Microsoft DirectX 9 capable<\/li>\n    <li>Windows Vista Basic Operating System<\/li>\n    <li>Energy Star qualified with 6-cell (55WHr) Lithium-Ion battery<\/li>\n    <li>External\n    90-watt AC adapter, 6-foot (1.8-meter) power cord included. Total\n    length including external AC adapter is 12 feet (3.66 meter)<\/li>\n    <li>3 USB 2.0 data ports<\/li>\n    <li>Intel Fast Ethernet Integrated Controller (10\/100 NIC) with 56K V.92 modem and 802.11 a\/b\/g wireless network support<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Specifications:<\/strong>\n\n    \n        \n            <strong>Processor<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Type:\n            Intel Celeron 550\n        \n        \n            Speed:\n            2.0GHz\n        \n        \n            Front Side Bus:\n            533MHz\n        \n        \n            Cache:\n            1MB\n        \n        \n            <strong>Memory<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Type:\n            DDR2\n        \n        \n            Size:\n            2GB (1GB X2)<br>\n            4GB Max\n        \n        \n            Speed:\n            PC2-5300\n        \n        \n            Slots:\n            2<br>\n            None available\n        \n        \n            <strong>Hard Drive<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Capacity:\n            160GB\n        \n        \n            Interface:\n            SATA\n        \n        \n            Speed:\n            5400 RPM\n        \n        \n            <strong>Optical Drive<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Dual Layer DVD\u00b1RW with LightScribe\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Graphics<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            GPU:\n            ATI Mobility Radeon X1350\n            \n        \n        \n            Description:\n            Dedicated\n        \n        \n            Memory:\n            64MB Discrete<br>\n            Up to 767MB Shared Memory\n        \n        \n            <strong>Audio<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Hi-Definition (HD) Audio Support\n        \n        \n            <strong>Networking<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Ethernet:\n            Intergrated 10\/100bt\n        \n        \n            Wireless:\n            802.11b<br>\n            802.11a<br>\n            802.11g\n        \n        \n            Modem:\n            Intergrated V.92\n        \n        \n            <strong>Display<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Viewable Screen Size:\n            17\"\n        \n        \n            Maximum Resolution:\n            1440 x 900\n        \n        \n            Type:\n            WXGA+ TFT LCD\n        \n        \n            <strong>Battery<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Type:\n            6-Cell Lithium-ion\n        \n        \n            Life:\n            Up to 3 hours\n        \n        \n            <strong>Ports<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            USB:\n            3\n        \n        \n            LAN:\n            1\n        \n        \n            Modem:\n            1\n        \n        \n            Audio Out:\n            1\n        \n        \n            Microhpone:\n            1\n        \n        \n            VGA:\n            1\n        \n        \n            Media Card Reader:\n            SecureDigital<br>\n            Multi Media Card\n        \n        \n            <strong>Dimensions<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Width:\n            15.6\"\n        \n        \n            Heigth:\n            1.27\"\n        \n        \n            Depth:\n            11.22\"\n        \n        \n            Weight:\n            6.5 lbs\n        \n        \n            <strong>Trackpad<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Type:\n            Touch Pad\n        \n        \n            Buttons:\n            2\n        \n        \n            Capability:\n            Scroll Zone\n        \n    \n\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Compaq 6820s 17\u201d Notebook PC<\/li>\n    <li>Battery<\/li>\n    <li>Recovery Discs<\/li>\n    <li>Power Supply<\/li>\n    <li>Owners Manual<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2486676\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 529.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=47afbd11-e33e-4c43-b87b-31dad2afec86\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5610","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Compaq_6820s_2GHz_17__Widescreen_Notebook1l7Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218097642","modified_date":"1218097642","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Compaq_6820s_2GHz_17__Widescreen_Notebook1l7Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Aug 7, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 6, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0573dbe2b96a6f21":{"eid":"0573dbe2b96a6f21","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor with Chest Strap","utc_ts":"1218171622","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Reebok_Precision_Trainer_XT_Heart_Rate_Monitor_with_Chest_StrapjwlDetail.jpg'><\/a>\u201cOkay, Bob, if you\u2019ll just have a seat, I\u2019ve got the preliminary findings here.\u201d \n\u201cHope it\u2019s nothing terminal, Doc! Ha ha! That\u2019s just a little joke, I hope.\u201d \n\u201cWell, Bob, that depends. First of all, I think I should be sure that you are aware\u2026 you\u2019re a werewolf.\u201d \n\u201cAw, heck, Doc, I knew all that. My family was real open about it when I was younger. We had that pamphlet and everything.\u201d \n\u201cAh,\nyes, \u2018Wet Nose, Warm Heart\u2019. I remember that from school. Well, that\u2019s\ngood, Bob, I\u2019m glad you already know all that. One thing we do still\nneed, though, is your heart rate. If you\u2019ll just let me use this Reebok\nPrecision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor with Chest Strap\u2026\u201d \n\u201cDoc\u2026 what\u2026 what are you doing!\u201d \n\u201cCome now, Bob, the Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart\nRate Monitor with Chest Strap is a fine way to find an accurate heart\nrate. You could even do it yourself and calculate calorie count or fat\nburn. And it mounts on your bike. You have a bike, don\u2019t you, Bob?\u201d \n\u201cWell, yes, I guess I have a bike\u2026 hey Doc, why do you seem so familiar?\u201d \n\u201cMe,\nBob? I don\u2019t know. Here, let me attach this heart transmitter belt\nwhile I tell you the story of my daughter\u2026 and the day she went for a\nbike ride\u2026 under a full moon\u2026 IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!\u201d \n\u201cDoc\u2026 NO!\u201d \n\u201cYES, BOB!\nMy daughter was just enjoying an evening out, and you lept from the\nbushes, making her swerve and fall, and then you grabbed her bike and\nran\u2026 she had to walk the four blocks back to our apartment\u2026 six minutes\nof her life gone forever because you\u2026 you\u2026 INCONVENIENCED HER!\u201d \n\u201cDoc\u2026 wait\u2026 please\u2026 I can\u2019t control myself in wolf form\u2026 you gotta understand\u2026\u201d \n\u201cOh, I understand, Bob! I understand that once this Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart\nRate Monitor with Chest Strap it will monitor your transformation\u2026 the\nracing pulse\u2026 the growing claws\u2026 and before long you will be covered in\nthe thick, dense hair that marks you as a creature forever apart from\nmankind\u2026 and look, Bob, look what it says on the instructions!\u201d \n\u201cAvoid areas with dense chest hair? Doc\u2026 you can\u2019t\u2026 you wouldn\u2019t\u2026\u201d \n\u201cWouldn\u2019t I, Bob? Well, let\u2019s just ask my daughter\u2026 oh, wait\u2026 we can\u2019t\u2026 BECAUSE SHE\u2019LL BE SIX MINUTES LATE FOR EVERYTHING FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE!\u201d \n\u201cDoc, please\u2026 I never meant to\u2026 no\u2026 oh, no\u2026. it\u2026 arrr, the transformation!\u201d \n\u201cExcellent,\nBob, Excellent! And now, perhaps you will understand what it means to\nhave something ripped from you\u2026 as I pull off this Reebok Precision\nTrainer XT Heart Rate Monitor with Chest Strap\u2026 LIKE SO!\u201d \n<strong>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<\/strong><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Sports Beat\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Fast, easy, and accurate heart rate monitor<\/li>\n    <li>Transmitter belt is used to count your heartbeat and transmit the data to the watch or other compatible device<\/li>\n    <li>Works with all Polar compatible exercise equipment<\/li>\n    <li>Most\n    treadmills and stationary bikes that utilize wireless heart rate technology are\n    able to pick up the signals from the chest strap and monitor your heart\n    rate without the watch<\/li>\n    <li>Heart rate transmitter and watch have a maximum transmission range of about 62.5 centimeters or 25 inches<\/li>\n    <li>You can wear the watch on your wrist, strap it to a bike, or exercise machine<\/li>\n    <li>User profiles help you keep track of your fitness index, calorie count, and fat burn<\/li>\n    <li>Intelligent\n    training program enables you to complete exercise cycles effectively,\n    the program will monitor your heart rate and allow you to check the\n    calories consumed and the percentage of fat burned<\/li>\n    <li>Time\/Date (12 or 24hr)<\/li>\n    <li>Alarm<\/li>\n    <li>Calorie Couter<\/li>\n    <li>% of Max HR<\/li>\n    <li>User Menu<\/li>\n    <li>Personal Profile<\/li>\n    <li>Chronograph<\/li>\n    <li>Hi\/Low Alarms<\/li>\n    <li>Timer<\/li>\n    <li>Memory<\/li>\n    <li>Bike Mount<\/li>\n    <li>Water Resistant to 30m<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor<\/li>\n    <li>Heart rate transmitter belt<\/li>\n    <li>Mounting bracket<\/li>\n    <li>2 x CR20232 lithium batteries \u2013 already installed, one in the watch and another in the heart rate transmitter belt<\/li>\n    <li>User Manual<\/li>\n    <li>Warranty Slip<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2488526\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 19.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=05982f55-551a-416d-96a3-4c434ee2c893\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5617","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Reebok_Precision_Trainer_XT_Heart_Rate_Monitor_with_Chest_Strapfx5Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218193758","modified_date":"1218193758","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Reebok_Precision_Trainer_XT_Heart_Rate_Monitor_with_Chest_Strapfx5Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Aug 8, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 7, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1bf39d102dd2c26f":{"eid":"1bf39d102dd2c26f","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Kingston 8GB USB 2.0 Data Traveler 100","utc_ts":"1218430854","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Kingston_8GB_USB_2.0_Data_Traveler_100klrDetail.jpg'><\/a>A Kingston 8GB Data Traveler took a wrong turn somewhere and got\nlost out in the country. Finally, after several exhausting hours of\ntrying to find its way back to the main road, it stopped at a\nfarmhouse. A grizzled old farmer answered.\n\u201cExcuse me, sir,\u201d\nsaid the Kingston 8GB Data Traveler. \u201cI\u2019m lost and very tired. Might\nyou have a place where I can sleep for the night? I\u2019m very compact, so\nI won\u2019t take up much room.\u201d \n\u201cSure, stranger,\u201d the farmer answered. \u201cas long as you don\u2019t mind sleeping in my 19-year-old daughter\u2019s room.\u201d \nThe Kingston 8GB Data Traveler happily agreed.\nThe\nnext morning at breakfast, the farmer said, \u201cHope you got a good\nnight\u2019s sleep last night. Good thing my daughter\u2019s away at college, or\nyou wouldn\u2019t have been able to sleep in her room.\u201d \nThe\nKingston 8GB Data Traveler replied, \u201cIt wouldn\u2019t have mattered. As an\ninanimate object, I\u2019m not capable of feeling carnal desires anyway.\u201d \nThe farmer answered, \u201cYeah, I guess that\u2019s true. Say, are you USB 2.0 compatible?\u201d \n\u201cSure am,\u201d the Kingston 8GB Data Traveler answered. \u201cThanks for the bed, and for breakfast.\u201d \n\u201cOK, then,\u201d the farmer said.\nTwo\nhours later, the punchline showed up, gasping out an excuse about a\nlate train. But by then the Kingston 8GB Data Traveler had moved on.<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 5 Year Kingston\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>8gb of flash storage space<\/li>\n    <li>Designed to Hi-Speed USB 2.0 specifications<\/li>\n    <li>Pocket-sized for easy transportability, just plug and play into a USB port<\/li>\n    <li>Capless, USB connector protected within case<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 2.35\u201d x 0.88\u201d x 0.37\u201d (59.7mm x 22.3mm x 9.5mm)<\/li>\n    <li>Operating temperatures: 32\u00b0 F to 140\u00b0 F (0\u00b0 C to 60\u00b0 C)<\/li>\n    <li>Storage temperatures: -4\u00b0 F to 185\u00b0 F (-20\u00b0 C to 85\u00b0 C)<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 0.48 oz (12g)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nSupported Operating Systems:\n<ul>\n    <li>Windows Vista<\/li>\n    <li>Windows XP (SP1, SP2)<\/li>\n    <li>Windows 2000 (SP4)<\/li>\n    <li>Mac OS (10.3.X and above)<\/li>\n    <li>Linux (2.6 and above)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Kingston DT100\/8GB USB 2.0 Data Traveler 100 <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2493756\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5633","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Kingston_8GB_USB_2.0_Data_Traveler_100px7Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218615733","modified_date":"1218615733","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Kingston_8GB_USB_2.0_Data_Traveler_100px7Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Aug 11, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 10, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0c61979d5d34944a":{"eid":"0c61979d5d34944a","username":"rromanchuk","title":"It's Not A Disaster, It's A Feature: Woot Weads The Wire","utc_ts":"1218639600","descrptn":"<strong>Every week in this space, we\u2019ll take a look at the news and offer\nour own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The\nnews you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have\nto spare: that\u2019s Woot Weads the Wire.<\/strong>\nCINCINNATI (AP)\u2014An\nOhio man who says he doesn\u2019t trust paper money has delivered enough\ncoins to cover half the price of a brand new pickup truck.\n<em>They love that at the dealership.<\/em>CUPERTINO, Calif. (AP)\u2014Firefighters have\nput out a blaze that burned for more than three hours at the\nheadquarters of computer maker Apple.\n<em>Apple spokespersons\nsaid that the fire was a normal event and that their groundbreaking\nmanagement techniques were simply designed to run hot. Firefighters\nwere not allowed to open the doors themselves and were instead\ninstructed to make an appointment at the Genius Bar.<\/em>\nBRUSSELS, Belgium (AP)\u2014The European Parliament says that part of the roof of its Strasbourg chamber has collapsed.\n<em>To ensure the roof will be properly raised, Strasbourg officials proposed partying \u2018till the breakabreakadawn.<\/em>\nDENVER (UPI)\u2014Colorado\npeace activists calling themselves \u201cYippies\u201d staged a mock riot near\nthe site of the upcoming Democratic convention in Denver using\ninflatable bats.\n<em>Six people were hospitalized with inflatable rabies.<\/em>\nWELLINGTON,\nNew Zealand (AP)\u2014A New Zealand bakery was ordered to pay more than\n11,000 New Zealand dollars ($7,700) for selling a pie with a dangerous\nfilling\u2014metal slivers.\n<em>The baker was said to be seeking his revenge against the system that banned his Four And Twenty Blackbird Surprise.<\/em>\nNASHVILLE (UPI)\u2014Officials\nwith a Nashville congregation seeking to sell its church in favor of a\nlarger facility said they have one rule for buyers\u2014no strip clubs.\n<em>Eligible buyers include a slaughterhouse, an opium den, and the local Church of Satan.<\/em>\nVANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE,\nCalif. (AP)\u2014An unarmed Minuteman 3 intercontinental ballistic missile\nwas successfully tested early Wednesday, the Air Force said.\n<em>The missile\u2019s scores were found to be within the national average, although there is still a great deal of room for improvement.<\/em>\nWASHINGTON (AP)\u2014Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible.\n<em>Preliminary\ntests, conducted by placing Star Trek fans in a room full of teen\nmodels, have led scientists to believe that invisibility might be a\nlearnable skill.<\/em>\nALBANY, N.Y.\n(AP)\u2014John Lennon\u2019s killer was denied parole for a fifth time Tuesday by\na board that said he remains a threat to the public.\n<em>The\nboard was composed of John Lenin, Jon Lennen, Jonathan L. Onan and\nLeanne Johns, all of whom unanimously agreed that Chapman could easily\nkill anyone at any time.<\/em>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5648","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218658822","modified_date":"1218658822","type":"","lat_lon":"40.36516,-82.669415","image":"","location":"Ohio","datetime":"Aug 13, 2008 3:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 13, 2008 8:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1d3ab0d926ca88b6":{"eid":"1d3ab0d926ca88b6","username":"rromanchuk","title":"WWWoundup: Tales of Brave Astroblak","utc_ts":"1218729600","descrptn":"Has it really been over a week since our last WWWoundup? Heavens, what have I been doing all this time? Oh, yeah: planning and writing the multi-part epic story running through our first-ever \"Sell-Off\" over on <a href=\"http:\/\/sellout.woot.com\">Sellout.Woot<\/a>. Fellow writer Scott Lydon and I have forged a tale of lovestruck gorillas, cowboy fairies, and a futuristic, stylistic private dick - and we'd be awful sad if nobody bothered to read it. Start on the <a href=\"http:\/\/sellout.woot.com\/Blog\/\">Sellout.Woot blog page<\/a>, scroll down to the first entry for today, and continue reading upwards. If that's too much work, we'll assemble an index of links to each installment after the whole thing's complete. You don't want to miss the weirdest thing Woot has ever done, do you?\nIn the meantime, enjoy links:\n<ul>\n    <li>People are not at their best when grieving, which makes it an especially bad time to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ntnews.com.au\/article\/2008\/08\/13\/5163_ntnews.html\">show up on Google Street View<\/a>.<\/li>\n    <li>Hey, look who's blogging from beyond the grave: <a href=\"http:\/\/orwelldiaries.wordpress.com\/\">George Orwell<\/a>. Only problem is, the entries are 70 years late.<\/li>\n    <li>And the gold medal in the 100-meter crash-and-burn goes to <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5035456\/blue-screen-of-death-strikes-birds-nest-during-opening-ceremonies-torch-lighting\">the Blue Screen of Death<\/a>!<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.designboom.com\/contest\/view.php?contest_pk=7&item_pk=4044&p=3\">The Melody Door<\/a>: where knocking on the door and ringing the doorbell meet.<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/theneedleblog.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/kali-goddess-of-death.html\">Kali, goddess of death<\/a> has never looked so cuddly.<\/li>\n    <li>Don't have a cosmic cow, puny human: <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/9326111@N04\/2364407713\/\">Bart \"Galactus\" Simpson<\/a>.<\/li>\n    <li>if the majority of video-gamers are women, as the industry claims, why do <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/26164158?pg=2#games_top5_080812_RidiculousGetups\">female video-game characters still dress like strippers<\/a>?<\/li>\n    <li>I'd like to see a \"Woot activity\" aerial photo of the U.S. along the lines of these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-1043123\/Extraordinary-satellite-images-ordinary-day-Britain--seen-space.html\">specialized satellite images of Britain<\/a> showing Internet activity, aircraft flight paths, and London taxis. (As seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/fimoculous.com\/\">Fimoculous<\/a>.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Four O'Clock Flash:<\/strong> how to sum up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/actionsprite\/switch\">Switch<\/a>? Um, it's a ball-catching game where your guy has to switch colors to catch the right balls, because if you touch the wrong-colored balls you lose a life, and then the walls start closing in, and, uh, it's a video game and you should play it. (As seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/waxy.org\/links\/\">waxy<\/a>.)<br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5658","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218789747","modified_date":"1218789747","type":"","lat_lon":"51.500152,-0.126236","image":"","location":"London","datetime":"Aug 14, 2008 4:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 14, 2008 9:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"227ca5fbf4f2c537":{"eid":"227ca5fbf4f2c537","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Dazzle DVD Recorder","utc_ts":"1218776428","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Pinnacle_Dazzle_DVD_Recorderq33Detail.jpg'><\/a>...I said \u201cNo, I don\u2019t <em>know<\/em> that Keyleaigh is allergic to\npeanuts. But I keep hearing so much about it, I\u2019m not going to take any\nchances. Please, send this sundae back to the kitchen.\u201d I gave her a\nrice cake instead. Keyleaigh got mad about it, but you know how\n15-year-olds are.\nThis Tuesday? I think I\u2019m free. Why?\nYour\nscrapbooking group? Oh, Andrea, you\u2019re not still doing scrapbooking,\nare you? Do you have any what\u2019s in that glue? Yeah, I know it says\n\u201cnon-toxic\u201d on the label. I just don\u2019t trust all those, all those\nchemicals and stuff. Not to mention the markers and the glitter \u2013 I\nswear, scrapbooking gave Keyleaigh asthma for a little while. It went\naway by the time we saw the doctor, but still.\nAnyway, I\u2019m all about the videos these days. It\u2019s awesome. I\u2019ve been taking our old home movies and putting them on DVD with this awesome Dazzle DVD Recorder thing. I plug one end into the VCR or the camera or whatever, the other end into my computer, and a little while later I\u2019ve totally got this awesome DVD.\nNo glue, no glitter \u2013 just awesome video memories. We\u2019ve been watching\nthem with Keyleaigh all week. It\u2019s a lot better for her than hanging\nout in some disease-ridden mall with her friends. \nWhat, Andrea? What do you mean, \u201cTVs give off radiation\u201d?<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Dazzle\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Transfer and share your videos on DVD with Dazzle DVD Recorder<\/li>\n    <li>Capture from any video source with composite (RCA) or S-Video output<\/li>\n    <li>Plug-in-play simplicity and a step-by step guide, copying your home movies from almost any video device to DVD<\/li>\n    <li>Burn videos direct from video source to DVD to preserve your memories and play them on a TV<\/li>\n    <li>Includes Instant DVD Recorder software with one-click recording from video source to DVD with menus and chapters<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Capture Format:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>MPEG-2<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Import Formats (Studio QuickStart):<\/strong><br>\n<ul>\n    <li>Video: DV, AVI, MPEG-1, MPEG-2,\u00a0 Windows Media\u00ae Format<\/li>\n    <li>Audio: WAV <\/li>\n    <li>Graphics: BMP, JPG, PCT, TGA, TIF, Windows Media Format<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Export Formats (Studio QuickStart):<\/strong><br>\n<ul>\n    <li>Video CD (VCD) or S-VCD with optional CD burner (CD-R or CD-RW)<\/li>\n    <li>DVD with optional DVD burner (DVD-R, DVD-RW, DVD+R or DVD+RW)<\/li>\n    <li>DV, AVI, RealVideo\u00ae 8, Windows Media 9, MPEG-1, MPEG-2 files<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Minimum System Requirements:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Windows\u00ae XP (SP2 or higher) or Windows Vista (32 bit only)<\/li>\n    <li>Intel\u00ae Pentium\u00ae or AMD\u00ae Athlon\u00ae 1.4 GHz or higher (2.4 GHz or higher recommended)<\/li>\n    <li>512 MB RAM (1 GB recommended)<\/li>\n    <li>DirectX\u00ae 9 or higher compatible graphics card with 64 MB (128 MB recommended)<\/li>\n    <li>DirectX 9 or higher compatible sound card<\/li>\n    <li>1 GB of disk space to install software<\/li>\n    <li>1 USB 2.0 (Hi-Speed) port<\/li>\n    <li>DVD burner for creating DVDs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Hardware Specifications<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Video inputs: Composite video (RCA), S-Video (mini-DIN)<\/li>\n    <li>Audio inputs: Stereo audio (RCA x2)<\/li>\n    <li>PC connection: Hi-Speed USB 2.0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Package Contents:<br>\n<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Dazzle DVC 100 USB video capture device<\/li>\n    <li>Instant DVD Recorder software <\/li>\n    <li>Studio QuickStart software<\/li>\n    <li>Quick Installation and Getting Started guide\u00a0 <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2505109\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 19.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=a5082a9f-27fc-4890-9cdc-e59abb86c7cf\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5680","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Pinnacle_Dazzle_DVD_Recorderys5Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1218789746","modified_date":"1218789746","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Pinnacle_Dazzle_DVD_Recorderys5Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Aug 15, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 14, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2a5ca005c9d38432":{"eid":"2a5ca005c9d38432","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player","utc_ts":"1219208433","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sandisk_Sansa_e260_4GB_Media_PlayerrugDetail.jpg'><\/a><em>From the secret diaries of King Harald V:<\/em>\n<em>July 29:<\/em>\nHeavenly Lord, why was I sent such a beastly son? Prince Sjc\u00e5ost\u00f8tn\nrefuses to listen to reason about his ridiculous proposal of marriage.\nNo matter how Her Majesty and I plead with him to come to his senses,\nhe insists: \u201cIt is my divine right as heir to the throne of Norway to\nmarry who I like. You yourself married a commoner \u2013 is a penguin really\nso different, father?\u201d This crisis is shaping up to be even worse than\nhis nude visit to the Wailing Wall.\n<em>August 2:<\/em> While\nPrince Sjc\u00e5ost\u00f8tn is off to the fleshpots of Pittsburgh, I\u2019ve taken a\ndifferent tack to stopping this disgraceful courtship: approaching the\npenguin girl\u2019s father, Nils Olav, to ascertain what influence he may\nexert over his daughter. King penguins are said to be rather protective\nof their offspring, so I am hopeful that he, too, will see the folly in\nthis abominable coupling.\n<em>August 6:<\/em> Received Nils\nOlav in the royal court. I found him quite agreeable, and willing to\nhelp \u2013 for a price. He\u2019s demanding a military commission with the\nKing\u2019s Guards, and a rather large sum of kroner. But the reputation of\nthe crown must be defended, at any cost. Such are the burdens of\nleadership.\n<em>August 8:<\/em> Sjc\u00e5ost\u00f8tn due back from\nPittsburgh tomorrow. Nils Olav making more demands. Now wants a Sandisk\nSansa e260 4GB Media Player for all 1,200 penguins in his colony \u2013 his\n\u201csubjects\u201d, he calls them. I tried to point out that the controls,\nearbuds, and 1.8\u201d TFT screen are entirely\nunsuited to the penguin physique. He just laughed \u2013 chattered, really \u2013\nand repeated his demand. He hinted darkly that he may approach the\npress. And the penguin media is ruthless. No libel laws or some such.\nPrince Sjc\u00e5ost\u00f8tn, why must you put your dear parents through such\ntrials?\n<em>August 11:<\/em> A rather distasteful call from\nColonel-in-Chief Nils Olav today. In his honking voice, he demanded a\nfull knighthood and public ceremony in return for keeping his daughter\naway from my son. What choice have I? Oh, to be a lad again, cavorting\nin the fjords, spearing whitefish, not a blackmailing penguin in sight.\n<em>August 15:<\/em> Ceremony today. Nils Olav, the scheming blackguard, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zr4VLMAEZ-E\">couldn\u2019t have been more smug<\/a>\nabout the whole unappetizing business. I suppose I must call him Sir\nNils now. The entire world must be laughing. How I long to join them.\nBut at the very least, my son will be saved from utter disgrace. When I\nstart to imagine what his time with her must be like \u2013 but I mustn\u2019t.\nThe calamity has been averted.\n<em>August 18:<\/em> Scandal!\nWhat do I find in the pages of my morning news-sheet? Prince Sjc\u00e5ost\u00f8tn\nand his penguin-friend, photographed leaving an Internet cafe in Ibiza\n\u2013 in the company of her father! Doubtless they\u2019d been indulging in the\ni-dosers that have so ravaged our young people. Sir Nils has betrayed\nme! And his hatchling daughter shall soon be heir to the throne! I have\nfumbled away the Norwegian crown to a bird who cannot even fly! All is\nruin, ruin!Hey, if you buy this, you\u2019ll need to download <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/files\/sansae200manual.pdf\">the manual<\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/files\/sansamediaconverter.zip\">SanDisk Media Converter software<\/a>.\n<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a>\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Sleek, thin design with large 1.8\u201d TFT color screen for easy viewing<\/li>\n    <li>Strong alloy metal casing provides excellent durability and scratch resistance<\/li>\n    <li>Simple to use, backlit controls for fast device interface navigation<\/li>\n    <li>User replaceable and rechargeable Lithium Ion battery for up to 20 hours of battery life<\/li>\n    <li>Features microSD\u2122 expansion slot for additional memory capacity<\/li>\n    <li>Supports SanDisk TrustedFlash and Gruvi content cards<\/li>\n    <li>Digital FM tuner, on-the-fly FM recording, and voice recording<\/li>\n    <li>Supports Subscription Music Stores<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Specifications:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Memory capacity: 4GB<\/li>\n    <li>Memory type: Flash memory<\/li>\n    <li>External memory: MicroSD card slot<\/li>\n    <li>Audio file format: MP3, WMA, WMA-DRM10 (PlaysForSure), WAV<\/li>\n    <li>Hours of music content: 64 hours<\/li>\n    <li>Still image file format: JPEG, TIFF, PNG, BMP, GIF<\/li>\n    <li>Video format: AVI, MPEG-1\/MPEG-2 in MPEG, MPG, MPE\/VOB (unprotected), MPEG-4 in AVI format, DAT, ASF, QuickTime MOV (QuickTime 6.5 or higher required), WMV (Windows Media Player 9 or 10.0 required)<\/li>\n    <li>Tuner type: Digital FM tuner<\/li>\n    <li>Tuner memory: 20<\/li>\n    <li>Display: 1.8-inch TFT color LCD display<\/li>\n    <li>Power supply: Rechargeable lithium ion battery, user replaceable (included), USB charging<\/li>\n    <li>Battery life: Up to 20 hours<\/li>\n    <li>Connectors: Headdphone jack, USB 2.0 port<\/li>\n    <li>Microphone: Built-in microphone<\/li>\n    <li>FM recording: Supported<\/li>\n    <li>Voice recording: Supported<\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft PlaysFor Sure: Supported<\/li>\n    <li>Dimension: 3.5\u00d71.74\u00d70.56 inches (WxHxD)<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 2.7 ounces<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>System Requirements:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Windows XP<\/li>\n    <li>Windows Media Player 10+<\/li>\n    <li>Intel Pentium PC or higher<\/li>\n    <li>USB 2.0 port required for hi-speed transfer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the Box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player<\/li>\n    <li>USB cable<\/li>\n    <li>Earbuds<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2515408\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 34.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=4330fbc5-06b9-4f75-aadf-a9a399d4eee5\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5706","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sandisk_Sansa_e260_4GB_Media_Playerfu9Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1219242783","modified_date":"1219242783","type":"","lat_lon":"60.472024,8.468946","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sandisk_Sansa_e260_4GB_Media_Playerfu9Thumbnail.jpg","location":"Norway","datetime":"Aug 20, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 19, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1d0724d6cfb8911c":{"eid":"1d0724d6cfb8911c","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Night of the Living Livestock: Woot Weads The Wire","utc_ts":"1219248000","descrptn":"<em><strong>Every week in this space, we\u2019ll take a look at the news and offer\nour own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The\nnews you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have\nto spare: that\u2019s Woot Weads the Wire.<\/strong><\/em>\nSYDNEY, Australia (AP)\u2014Australian media say a lost humpback whale calf has bonded with a yacht it seems to think is its mother.\n<em>Church leaders pointed out that this was the sort of thing they warned would happen if gay marriage was legalized.<\/em>POSTVILLE, Iowa (AP)\u2014Three months after\nthe nation\u2019s largest immigration raid, chickens and beef carcasses are\nagain moving down the line at Agriprocessors\u2019 sprawling kosher\nmeatpacking plant, but managers acknowledge that business still isn\u2019t\nback to normal.\n<em>Mostly because carcasses aren\u2019t supposed to be moving.<\/em>\nVICTORIA,\nAustralia (UPI)\u2014Australian-led scientists say they\u2019ve replicated a key\nphotosynthesis process that may lead to using sunlight to split water\ninto hydrogen and oxygen.\n<em>Technology fans look forward to this new, exciting, cutting edge alternative to leaving the faucet on all day.<\/em>\nNEW YORK (AP)\u2014Eight scrolls of Hebrew Scriptures valued at around $500,000 have been stolen from a synagogue in New York.\n<em>Police are preparing thousands of tiny frog-sized handcuffs and are urging all first born males to stay indoors.<\/em>\nBRUSSELS, Belgium (AP)\u2014NATO allies say they cannot have normal relations with Russia as long as Moscow has troops in Georgia.\n<em>Russia replied that it didn\u2019t care what NATO saw on the Internet, it wasn\u2019t doing that perverted thing and if NATO didn\u2019t want normal relations it could just do without.<\/em>\nCOLUMBUS,\nOhio (UPI)\u2014U.S. scientists say they\u2019ve used a spice-based compound as a\nstarting point to develop synthetic molecules able to kill cancer cells.\n<em>Scientists\nfrom Britain have pledged their full support to this study and are\nlooking forward to grinding Victoria Beckham into powder for the\ncompound.<\/em>\nSAN DIEGO (UPI)\u2014A rare beetle is attacking oak trees in Southern California\u2019s Cleveland National Forest, the U.S. Forest Service said.\n<em>In\nan act of desperation, the Forest Service has asked that Mark Chapman\nbe set loose in the forest and given unlimited access to the works of\nJ.D. Salinger.<\/em>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5709","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1219284311","modified_date":"1219284311","type":"","lat_lon":"-25.274398,133.775136","image":"","location":"Australia","datetime":"Aug 20, 2008 4:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 20, 2008 9:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1f1d8d3fd83a8e8e":{"eid":"1f1d8d3fd83a8e8e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Charter Member Clarification: Who Is And Who Isn't?","utc_ts":"1219418700","descrptn":"We've been getting some interest from longtime Woot users wondering if they're <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5685\">Woot Charter Members<\/a> or not. Seems there's a need for clearing up who's in and who's out. Here's the rule:\n<strong>The first 5,000 members to buy from Woot were named Charter Members.<\/strong>\nSo a member number less than 5000 doesn't necessarily make you a charter member.\u00a0 You had to be one of the first 5,000 to buy something from us, not one of the first 5,000 to sign up. We're working on defining a more specific cut-off line, which we'll post in this space a little later today. Sorry for any confuzzlement, y'all.\n<strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> it looks like we may have found the unofficial 5,000th member to buy from Woot. Order number <strong>10017253<\/strong> was placed on <strong>9\/17\/2004<\/strong> at <strong>7:35 am<\/strong>. If your first purchase from us was after that, you're probably not a Charter Member.\nAnd now that that's out of the way, let's get back to the reunion. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5685\">Read the original blog post<\/a>, or join the discussion below.<br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5721","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1219457678","modified_date":"1219457678","type":"","lat_lon":"-21.115141,55.536384","image":"","location":"Reunion","datetime":"Aug 22, 2008 3:25 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 22, 2008 8:25 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"27334e11b3b2cc3e":{"eid":"27334e11b3b2cc3e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"10 Movies Tim Burton Could Make Now That He's Turned 50","utc_ts":"1219676400","descrptn":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000318\/\">Happy birthday, Tim!<\/a>\n<ol>\n    <li><em>Big Fish Who Drive Around With Their Radios Turned Up Too Loud<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Consistently Sleepy Hollow<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>The Nightmare Before Lunch<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Planet Of The\u2026 The\u2026 Helen? What Are Those Things That Make That Noise? Eating Fruit And\u2026 Zoos And\u2026 They Climbed That Building In That One Movie, You Know The One<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Pee Wee\u2019s Adventure That Was A Lot More Respectful Than You Kids Today<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Batman Tries To Remember Where He Parked<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Gallstone Attacks!<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Charlie And The Fat Kid Who Dies In The Chocolate, That\u2019s What They Should Have Called It, You Know, Back In My Day Movies Weren\u2019t All Feel-Good Like They Are Today<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Prune Juice<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Hey, Have I Ever Made One With Johnny Depp Cutting People\u2019s Hair? I Bet That Would Be Pretty Good<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5737","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1219683013","modified_date":"1219683013","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Aug 25, 2008 3:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 25, 2008 8:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"091f90766ac27128":{"eid":"091f90766ac27128","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Soundcast Audiocast Wireless Audio System","utc_ts":"1219813240","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Soundcast_Wireless_Audio_Systemo2cDetail.jpg'><\/a>It\u2019s come to our attention that, due to the similarities in their\nbrand names, some people out there may mix up the Soundcast system with\nSunkist orange soda. Of course, the voice that told us this was the\nlittle one in our heads that we turn to when we\u2019re desperate for a\ncopywriting But just in case this confusion exists outside our\naddled minds, we\u2019ve compiled this helpful, space-filling guide to\ntelling the two apart.\n<em>Soundcast Wireless Audio System:<\/em> transmits audio from your MP3 player, computer, portable CD player, etc. to your stereo system<br>\n<em>Sunkist orange soda:<\/em> if you shake it up, it makes a sound like FSSSSSHHHHHH\n<em>Soundcast Wireless Audio System:<\/em> uses FHSS technology to transmit a clean, uninterrupted audio signal without buzz<br>\n<em>Sunkist orange soda:<\/em> uses caffeine and sugar to transmit a clean, uninterrupted buzz\n<em>Soundcast Wireless Audio System:<\/em> delivers high-quality audio transmission at an indoor range of up to 150 feet<br>\n<em>Sunkist orange soda:<\/em> delivers high-fructose corn syrup in amounts up to 52 grams\n<em>Soundcast Wireless Audio System:<\/em> includes transmitter, receiver, and all connecting cables<br>\n<em>Sunkist orange soda:<\/em> includes soda and can\n<em>Soundcast Wireless Audio System:<\/em> contains no orange juice<br>\n<em>Sunkist orange soda:<\/em> contains no orange juice<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 2 Year Soundcast\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>The Soundcast Audiocast lets you turn your PC into a music server. <\/li>\n    <li>Simply hook the Audiocast transmitter to the headphone out jack on your computer\n    and send your recorded music files to the Audiocast receiver that is attached to\n    your music system, up to 350 feet or 150 feet though walls and doors<\/li>\n    <li>You can use two receivers with each Soundcast transmitter so that you can\n    create two separate music zones in your home. <\/li>\n    <li>You can connect two\n    Audiocast transmitters to the same music source \u2013 then you can make a four zone\n    system. <\/li>\n    <li>Connects your PC\/Mac\/MP3 player wirelessly to an audio system that is up to 150 feet away<\/li>\n    <li>Uses 2.4 GHz wireless FHSS technology to send\n    a clear uninterrupted audio signal to the receiver, allowing your music\n    to be accessible from almost anywhere <\/li>\n    <li>1\n    transmitter can connect to 2 receivers to create a 2 zone audio system.\n    You can also connect 2 transmitters (connected to the same audio\n    source) to 4 receivers for a 4 zone audio system<\/li>\n    <li>Transmitter is compatible with any device that uses a 3.5mm audio out put jack<\/li>\n    <li>Receiver is compatible with RCA (red and white) connectors<\/li>\n    <li>Bypasses DRM restrictions because you are playing audio directly from your PC, Mac, iPod, or MP3 player<\/li>\n    <li>Has 3 different audio channels to broadcast on<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 6.8\u00d72 x 3.5 inches (W x H x D)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the AudioCast Transmitter box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Transmitter<\/li>\n    <li>Power Adapter<\/li>\n    <li>Audio Cables<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the AudioCast Receiver box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Receiver <\/li>\n    <li>Power Adapter<\/li>\n    <li>Audio Cables<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2529441\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 49.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=da31480a-422d-49bb-bcec-0340686017f4\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5744","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Soundcast_Audiocast_Wireless_Audio_SystemssyThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1219874393","modified_date":"1219874393","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Soundcast_Audiocast_Wireless_Audio_SystemssyThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Aug 27, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 26, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"066a2f717954e086":{"eid":"066a2f717954e086","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Majoring In Terminator Studies: Woot Weads The Wire","utc_ts":"1219852800","descrptn":"<strong>Every week in this space, we\u2019ll take a look at the news and offer\nour own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The\nnews you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have\nto spare: that\u2019s Woot Weads the Wire.<\/strong>\nZURICH,\nSwitzerland, Aug. 26 (UPI)\u2014A team of astronomers in Switzerland says it\nhas witnessed galaxies in the process of joining together.\n<em>The astronomers noted that, in the process of the merger, over two hundred planets were laid off.<\/em>\n<br>LOS ANGELES (UPI)\u2014U.S.\nsinger and actress Cher is in talks to play the supervillain Catwoman\nin Warner Brothers\u2019 next Batman movie, sources say.\n<em>Sources then jumped up on a table and dropped their pants while screaming about how pudding was the rightful King of Morocco.<\/em>\nDETROIT (UPI)\u2014A\nfederal judge has ruled in favor of releasing text messages exchanged\nbetween a slain exotic dancer and Detroit\u2019s mayor and other city\nofficials.\n<em>Linguistics experts claim to be baffled by the\ntexts, which range from \u201clol netng 4 u xx\u201d to \u201cy no $ bb u no luv i no\nmor r wat\u201d to \u201cdunkdrukdunk haha :*\u201d.<\/em>\nCAMBRIDGE,\nMass. (AP)\u2014Harvard University is reviewing its campus police department\namid concerns officers have unfairly stopped black people because of\ntheir race.\n<em>Campus police say that the concerns are unfounded, and that they have unfairly stopped people of all races.<\/em>\nSARDINIA,\nItaly (UPI)\u2014Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi\u2019s renditions of\nNeopolitan love songs may be released on CD in time for Christmas, his\nmusic partner says.\n<em>The Italian record label plans to print extra chocolate,\nso that later buyers aren\u2019t stuck with just vanilla and\nstrawberry.<\/em>\nLOS ANGELES (UPI)\u2014U.S.\ntelevision network Fox says it will stream the season premieres of two\nof its shows live on its Web site but only to users with \u201d.edu\u201d\naddresses.\n<em>On the heels of this announcement, Fox applied for a NEA Education Grant to help cover the costs of the new season of <\/em>The Sarah Connor Chronicles<em>.<\/em>\nROCHESTER,\nMinn. (UPI)\u2014Dr. Hugh Butt, whose studies of coagulation showed Vitamin\nK could help stop internal bleeding, has died in Rochester, Minn. He\nwas 98.\n<em>His passing will be marked by a moment of giggling.<\/em>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5747","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1219874393","modified_date":"1219874393","type":"","lat_lon":"46.818188,8.227512","image":"","location":"Switzerland","datetime":"Aug 27, 2008 4:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 27, 2008 9:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"269eb504ff77dbf3":{"eid":"269eb504ff77dbf3","username":"rromanchuk","title":"N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular","utc_ts":"1220072443","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/N-Vision_Optics_NVC3_Night_Vision_MonocularsyoDetail.jpg'><\/a><em>The mission\u2019s been compromised. The rest of the team has been\nlost. It\u2019s up to me, operative Devilwolf-11, to neutralize the target\nand destroy the enemy munitions store. I commando-crawl through the\nbrush. I initiate the N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular. Perimeter scan reveals no presence of enemy guards. I remain under cover of shadow and advance toward -<\/em>\n\u201cJosh? Josh! Is that you crawling around in the bushes? What are you doing out there in the dark?\u201d \n\u201cMom, I\u2019m busy! I\u2019m \u2013 I\u2019m doing something! What do you want?\u201d \n\u201cAre you gonna drive me to the Walgreen? I need to get my blood-pressure socks.\u201d \n\u201cYeah, yeah! I\u2019ll be in in a minute.\u201d \n\u201cJosh, they close at ten, Josh.\u201d \n\u201cIt\u2019s only eight-thirty, Mom! Gimme a minute!\u201d \n<em>Intelligence\nindicates enemy ordnance is stored in the garage. Odor of cordite\ncorroborates intelligence. Small window offers view into garage.\nN-Vision Optics NVC3 unit engaged. Despite\nslight blur around edges, Generation 1 light-intensifier tube reveals\npresence of what appears to be a concealed intercontinental ballistic\nmissile, disguised as a lawnmower. I push on the window to gain access -<\/em>\n\u201cJosh! Your father needs help putting on his ointment! Josh?\u201d \n\u201cI\u2019ll be right in, Ma!\u201d \n\u201cYou know he can\u2019t reach -\u201d \n\u201cI said I\u2019ll be right in!\u201d \n<em>Enemy\nguard notices me, pursues. Enemy guard neutralized before alarm raised.\nI return my titanium-fiber garrote to my utility compartment. The NVC3\u2019s high-pitched whine must have compromised my position. Perimeter scan indicates no further -<\/em>\n\u201cJosh! Josh, where are you? Josh?\u201d \n\u201cJeez, Mom, shut off that floodlight! I\u2019m right here! Bright light can break my N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular!\u201d \n\u201cYour what? What are you doing? When are you going to come in? Your father\u2019s itchy real bad. And I need my socks.\u201d \n\u201cRight now, Mom.\u201d <em>(sigh)<\/em> \u201cRight now.\u201d \n<em>N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular destroyed. Munitions dump intact. Mission failed. Entire Free World in peril.<\/em><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year N-Vision\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Night vision monocular with first generation intensifier tube allows you to up to 650 feet in the dark<\/li>\n    <li>Built in infrared illuminator allows you to see in total darkness<\/li>\n    <li>2x magnification with 22\u00b0 field of view<\/li>\n    <li>Operates on 1 CR123 battery (battery not included)<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 7.2\u201d x 2.3\u201d x 3.2\u201d inches<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 16oz<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular <\/li>\n    <li>Padded Case<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2535769\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 99.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=b713177b-3b14-4d0f-b9b6-41c1f7c9cc00\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5767","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/N-Vision_Optics_NVC3_Night_Vision_Monocularl1cThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1220103663","modified_date":"1220103663","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/N-Vision_Optics_NVC3_Night_Vision_Monocularl1cThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Aug 30, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 29, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"395ad94c3b786435":{"eid":"395ad94c3b786435","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Matsunichi Photo Blitz 7\u201d Digital Picture Frame","utc_ts":"1220158844","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Matsunichi_Photo_Blitz_7__Digital_Picture_FramemhyDetail.jpg'><\/a>All right, here we are. Me and my new Matsunichi Photo Blitz 7\u201d PF7e\nDigital Picture Frame. Who needs one of those tricked-out photo frames\nthat can play music and videos and stuff? Not me. All I want is to be\nable to view my digital photos. Oh, hey, here\u2019s an old memory card.\nWonder what\u2019s on this one\u2026\nWow, this must be old. That\u2019s me\nand Alison, back when we took that trip to Wyoming wine country. After\nhow bad things got later, I forget we had some pretty good times\ntogether. But then she turned into a total drag, always getting after\nme to pay back that money I borrowed from her mom. You believe she even\ntold me I should pawn my Xbox? Yeah, right. Like I was gonna\nvoluntarily limit myself to just a PS2 and a GameCube. No wonder I had to dump her.\nOh,\nhey, I took this one when we first moved in together. Man, was that a\nmistake. Alison always wanted to talk and whatever when I was trying to\nrelax. It was like, I\u2019d come home from work and she\u2019d immediately start\ngrilling me about how my day was and did I want to go out to eat or see\na movie. I guess I\u2019m just the kind of person who\u2019s happier on my own,\nlike I am now.\nNow what\u2019s going on in this one? Is\nthat\u2026yeah. That\u2019s us at one of her stupid volleyball games. Talk about\nboring, man. She did look pretty good in those shorts, though. Whoa.\nThis 7\u201d, 480\u00d7234 TFT LCD really shows off her legs. I always thought she had great legs.\nHeh.\nI didn\u2019t know this picture was on here. That\u2019s the birthday cake she\nmade me. It was pretty cool, actually. She, like, called my friend Ted\nto ask him what D&D miniatures to buy, and she made this whole\nscene on top of the cake. She actually painted them herself. See that,\nthere? That\u2019s my guy, a half-elf Ranger, and he\u2019s fighting off those\nowlbears over there. I\u2019ll say this for Alison, it\u2019s hard to find a girl\nwho even knows what an owlbear is, much less who\u2019d be willing to paint\na miniature of one.\nAw, man. I remember this. Usually Alison\nwas off to work by the time I woke up. She had to be at work crazy\nearly, like 9 in the morning. But this one morning I woke up early for\nno reason. She just looked so beautiful and peaceful lying there\nasleep, I had to take a picture of her. I mean, just look at her.\nShe\u2019s, she\u2019s like some kind of angel or something.\nOh, no.\nNot this one. See, this was at the hospital right after I broke my leg.\nIt was pretty dumb \u2013 Ted bet me I couldn\u2019t jump from our porch roof to\nthe roof of the porch next door. I totally thought I could, but later\nwe measured the space between the two roofs and the jump would\u2019ve had\nto\u2019ve been a world record or something to make it. Anyway, Alison took\nme to the emergency room, she wheeled me home, she brought me all these\ntreats while I was recuperating\u2026it was pretty awesome\u2026my God, what have\nI done? How stupid could I have been?\nI\u2019ve gotta get her\nback. Right now. I\u2019ve been such an Where\u2019s my phone? Ah, here,\nhere, now let me see\u2026Alison, Alison\u2026here we go\u2026\n\u201cHello, Alison? It\u2019s me. Yeah, Corey. Hey, listen, I was just \u2013 hello? Alison? Hello?\u201d <strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Matsunichi\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>7\u201d 16:9 widescreen LCD with 480\u00d7234 native resolution\u00a0<\/li>\n    <li>Slideshow and static modes with thumbnail picture browser<\/li>\n    <li>Rotate and zoom images<\/li>\n    <li>Swivel mode for landscape or portrait display<\/li>\n    <li>250 cd\/m2 brightness with 300:1 contrast ratio <\/li>\n    <li>Displays JPG, TIFF, or BMP files from a MMC, MS, SD, or xD memory card<\/li>\n    <li>Outer frame dimensions: 7.75\u00d79.75 Inches<\/li>\n    <li>Supports 110V\/220V input power for international use<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Specifications:<\/strong>\n\n    \n        \n            <strong>Screen Size<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            7 Inches\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Aspect Ratio<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            16:9 Widescreen\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Resolution<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            480 x 234 Pixels\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Brightness<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            250 cd\/m2\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Contrast Ratio<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            300:1\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Viewing Angle<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Vertical: 65\/45<br>\n            Horizontal: 65\/65\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Outer Frame<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Black\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Memory Cards Supported<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            MMC<br>\n            MS<br>\n            SD<br>\n            xD\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Image Formats Supported<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            JPG<br>\n            TIFF<br>\n            BMP\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Image Display Features<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Slideshow and Static Modes\n        \n        \n            Thumbnail Picture Browser\n        \n        \n            13 Unique Transitions\n        \n        \n            Rotate & Zoom\n        \n        \n            Swivel Mode for Landscape or Portrait Display\n        \n        \n            Translates Standard Photos to Widescreen Mode\n        \n        \n            Photo Date Stamp Display\n        \n        \n            <strong>Outer Frame Dimensions<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            7.75 x 9.75 Inches\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Power Supply<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Supports 110V\/220V input power for international use.\n        \n    \n\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Digital Picture Frame<\/li>\n    <li>AC Power Adapter<\/li>\n    <li>User Manual & Quick Install Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2537089\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5770","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Matsunichi_Photo_Blitz_7__Digital_Picture_Frame54bThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1220301797","modified_date":"1220301797","type":"","lat_lon":"43.000325,-107.554562","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Matsunichi_Photo_Blitz_7__Digital_Picture_Frame54bThumbnail.jpg","location":"Wyoming","datetime":"Aug 31, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Aug 30, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0c30dac5a01cd1f6":{"eid":"0c30dac5a01cd1f6","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Kingston 2GB MicroSD Card with Adapter \u2013 2 Pack","utc_ts":"1220331616","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Kingston_2GB_Micro_SD_Card_with_Adapter___2_Packcv8Detail.jpg'><\/a>Iron Man. Voltron. Tranzor-Z. That spider that carries around wasp larva in its brain. Cool, right?\nThere\u2019s\nsomething about a tiny thing driving a larger thing that resonates with\ninternet culture. Maybe it\u2019s the David & Goliath thing. Maybe it\nhas some deeper meaning rooted in mommy issues. You pick the one you\nlike breast. But whichever you like, the Kingston 2GB Micro SD Card with Adapter \u2013 2 Pack fits the bill.\nNo\nmore struggling to move precious data from your phone to your computer.\nNow you can be just as good as your older brother! He never had a care\nin the world, did he? Well, pop your precious data on a Kingston 2GB\nMicro SD Card with Adapter and there\u2019s no more sharing. It\u2019s so tiny he\u2019ll never even know!\nAnd\nwhat about your little sister? Mom always takes her side in everything.\nRemember when she broke your Optimus Prime? That was worth good money\nand she just smashed it and no one even cared what you thought. Well,\nthere\u2019s a second Kingston 2GB Micro SD Card\nwith Adapter, so the joke is on her this time. It doesn\u2019t matter that\nshe\u2019s thirty two. She\u2019s never too old to learn a lesson.\nYou\nthink that spider likes having a brain full of larva? That spider\u2019s so\nfull of endorphins and hormones that it doesn\u2019t even care. No one\ncares. Just like when someone wants to price match after the fact. You\ngot the product, kid, enjoy it! I wanted cotton candy at the circus but\nwe didn\u2019t have the money. I wanted a puppy but we didn\u2019t have the\nmoney. But we found the money for baseball camp for our family\u2019s pride\nand joy, didn\u2019t we, mom? Huh? I SAID DIDN\u2019T WE, MOM? THAT BATTING PRACTICE SURE CAME IN HANDY AT THE USED CAR LOT, DIDN\u2019T IT?\nBut don\u2019t you worry, loyal consumer, because we\u2019ll only ship the Kingston 2GB Micro SD Card\nwith Adapter 2 Pack to one person, and that\u2019s you. You won\u2019t have to\nshare. You won\u2019t have to share with anybody. You can keep both cards\nand both adapters, because you\u2019re in charge now! YOU HEAR THAT, MOMMY? I\u2019M IN CHARGE NOW, MOMMY! I\u2019M IN CHARGE NOW! HAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> Lifetime Kingston\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>2GB capacity <\/li>\n    <li>Full size SD card adapter included<\/li>\n    <li>Complies with SD card specification standards<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: .43\u201d x .59\u201d x .039\u201d (11mm x 15mm x 1mm)<\/li>\n    <li>Operating Temperature: -13\u00ba F to 185\u00ba F (-25\u00ba C to 85 \u00ba C)<\/li>\n    <li>Storage Temperature: -40\u00ba F to 185\u00ba F (-40\u00ba C to 85\u00ba C)<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 0.05 oz (1.4g)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>In the box:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>2 2GB MicroSD Card<\/li>\n    <li>2 Full Size SD Card Adapter<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2539357\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 6.4900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=5e3e4ca1-ac44-44db-adce-962c18bd7726\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5778","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Kingston_2GB_Micro_SD_Card_with_Adapter___2_PackvoiThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1220343217","modified_date":"1220343217","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Kingston_2GB_Micro_SD_Card_with_Adapter___2_PackvoiThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 2, 2008 5:00 AM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 1, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3f5252addb2fb01c":{"eid":"3f5252addb2fb01c","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Woot Contest 189: Who I Oppressed On My Summer Vacation","utc_ts":"1220374801","descrptn":"It's not easy being a dictator. So many dissidents to round up, so much wealth to plunder, so much propaganda to disseminate. Absolute power requires absolute relaxation, you know? Your challenge this week: <br>\n<br>\n<strong>Show us what a current or past dictator did on his summer vacation.<\/strong><br>\n<br>\nWe're not going to sweat the chronology too much - if you want to show Hitler at the Mall of America, fine by us. If you're in need of inspiration, these sites offer helpful, entertaining overviews of some of history's biggest, baddest lunatics:<br>\n<ul>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parade.com\/dictators\/2008\/\">The World's Worst Dictators 2008<\/a><\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dictatorofthemonth.com\/English\/English_welcome.htm\">Dictator of the Month<\/a><\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/2007\/02\/02\/before-they-were-despots-dictators-and-their-old-jobs\/\">Before They Were Despots<\/a><\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/ty.rannosaur.us\/10-plundering-politicians\/\">10 Plundering Politicians<\/a><\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/item_90544.aspx\">World's Craziest Dictators<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\nPost your entry here by 11:59 AM CST on Monday, September 8, 2008.\nPrizes are $20\/$50\/$100 for 3rd\/2nd\/1st. The rules and criteria for\nwinning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it\ngoes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave\npainting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it\u2019ll only be\njudged if it\u2019s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are\nfond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 450px. If you need a\nplace to host your pictures, try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imageshack.ws\/\">www.imageshack.ws<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.photobucket.com\/\">www.photobucket.com<\/a>.\nWe have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use.\nAnd if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post\nlinks to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own\nwork, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.<br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5782","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1220430369","modified_date":"1220430369","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Sep 2, 2008 5:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 2, 2008 10:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"38a725bbca375beb":{"eid":"38a725bbca375beb","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Winners' Gallery: The Best of Contest 187","utc_ts":"1220454000","descrptn":"A couple of weeks back we asked you to <strong>show us a poster for, or scene from, a film adaptation of a Shirt.Woot shirt of your choosing.<\/strong>  Turns out there are a lot of good screenplay over at Shirt.Woot...screenwriters take notice!  Flatland? Angry Day?  The Thing That Scoots? Come on, they already sound like major motion pictures!\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>First Place - $100\n<br>\neasy1 - Flatland<\/strong>\n<br>\nWhere Flat Stanley and Paper Mario fight to see who will reign supreme.  Only one can survive.\n<br>\n\n<br><br>\n<strong>Second Place - $50\n<br>\nfyrefall - Angry Day<\/strong>\n<br>\nOn January 6 we will finally find out <strong>why<\/strong> they are so angry.\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Third Place - $20\n<br>\nintaglio - The Thing What Scoots<\/strong>\n<br>\nThe story of a Thing, scooting down Route 66, just trying to blend into society...until he mixes with the wrong crowd.\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Honorable Mentions\n<br>\ntoby8915 - Lonely Girl 2024<\/strong>\n<br>\nAt least there's not a zombie on the other end of the see-saw.\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>FrostedShopper - Anthropomorphic Taco<\/strong>\n<br>\nI bet Taco Joe wishes he was born a fish taco instead.\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>GodfatherND - This Is For The Birds<\/strong>\n<br>\n\"Have you ever seen so many birds? What do you suppose it is?\"\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>mwiseman - Don't Feed the Whatever That Thing Is<\/strong>\n<br>\nI would like to know what is <em>keeping<\/em> the Whatever That Thing Is as a pet.\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>JoeDeeDee - Rough Tuesday<\/strong>\n<br>\nDo umbrellas protect you from extreme temperatures and destructive, man-eating creatures?\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>plinth - destination: coconut<\/strong>\n<br>\nWhat is the success rate of limes surgically implanted in coconuts?\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Monkey Prize\n<br>\ntoby8915 - Launch<\/strong>\n<br>\n\"I launched into outer space and all I got was a bug in my helmet.\"\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<em>Money winners, please email your Paypal info to jtoon@woot.com. Monkey Prize winner, please email your shipping address to jtoon@woot.com. Honorable Mentioneers may use coupon code HONMEN-FS for free shipping on a future order. Until next time remember: stay tuned to your local movie listings, and be sure to wear Nobody's Perfect to the first Shirt.Woot movie you see!<\/em>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5786","img_url":"http:\/\/wootcontestimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/187-1.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1220483655","modified_date":"1220483655","type":"","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/wootcontestimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/187-1.jpg","datetime":"Sep 3, 2008 3:00 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 3, 2008 8:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3c95f135282091e3":{"eid":"3c95f135282091e3","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Mushrooms Can't Whisper: Woot Weads The Wire","utc_ts":"1220463000","descrptn":"<strong>Every week in this space, we\u2019ll take a look at the news and offer\nour own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The\nnews you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have\nto spare: that\u2019s Woot Weads the Wire.<\/strong>\nLONDON (UPI)\u2014\u201cThe\nHorse Whisperer\u201d author Nicholas Evans reportedly has been hospitalized\nafter eating poisonous mushrooms he picked while on vacation in\nScotland.\n<em>Horses were willing to comment, but no one was available to understand.<\/em>TRURO, England (UPI)\u2014Concern in Britain is\nhigh after a woman and her dog tested positive for bovine tuberculosis\nin Cornwall county, experts say.\n<em>Investigators fear this pattern is the long-dreaded sign that points to the return of the werecow.<\/em>\nBLACKPOOL,\nEngland (UPI)\u2014Two British magicians who contend the country\u2019s main\nmagic convention is too old-fashioned have angered organizers by\nsetting up an alternative event.\n<em>The magicians refuse to give their names in order to protect their families from being locked in a cabinet and sawed in half.<\/em>\nDEL MAR,\nCalif. (UPI)\u2014An anti-drug activist told an agency overseeing a Del Mar,\nCalif., fairground she was appalled to see abundant marijuana smoking\nat a Ziggy Marley concert.\n<em>The activist was later surprised to see ham in a deli.<\/em>\nBOULDER,\nColo. (UPI)\u2014A biotech firm is teaming with the University of Colorado\nat Boulder to use pythons as a model for new ways to treat heart\ndisease.\n<em>The snakes will be specially trained, then\nminiaturized and shot into the bloodstream, where they will have just\none hour to complete their Impythoble Voyage.<\/em>\nHOSCHTON,\nGa. (UPI)\u2014A small town in Georgia claimed Tuesday to have beaten the\nworld record for scarecrows by about 1,500, setting up about as many as\nthere are pe ople in the area.\n<em>The town has been overrun\nby nervous young crows in a\nfoolish attempt to impress the most popular girl in the flock.<\/em>\nJERSEY CITY, N.J. (UPI)\u2014The video game \u201cBejeweled\u201d helped bring about the weekend wedding of a New Jersey couple.\n<em>Unfortunately,\nthis led to tragedy during the photo shoot, when the bride posed next\nto her mother and both of their rings disappeared.<\/em>\nLOS ANGELES (AP)\u2014A man accused of ramming a car into the Playboy Mansion\u2019s gates twice in a week has pleaded not guilty.\n<em>The\npolice report also noted that the suspect enjoyed walks on the beach,\ncandlelit suppers, and was hoping to major in either Theater or\nCommunications.<\/em>\nLOS ANGELES (UPI)\u2014Ukrainian filmmaker Vadim Perelman reportedly is in talks to develop a remake of the 1982 horror \u201cPoltergeist.\u201d \n<em>To save money on film, the producers have asked Perelman to tape over a documentary about an old Indian burial mound.<\/em>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5787","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1220483655","modified_date":"1220483655","type":"","lat_lon":"51.500152,-0.126236","image":"","location":"London","datetime":"Sep 3, 2008 5:30 PM GMT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 3, 2008 10:30 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1b39fd05f4ae6794":{"eid":"1b39fd05f4ae6794","username":"rromanchuk","title":"WWWoundup: Celebrate Okapi Times, Come On","utc_ts":"1221162300","descrptn":"Well, well, well. I guess it's time to admit that the WWWoundup is an occasional feature, not a regular one - the kind of thing we do when we don't have anything more original for the blog, and nothing more pressing to write for the site. I know one measly blog post a day doesn't seem like much. But each item on the bulleted list would be an entire post at most blogs. And most bloggers aren't also writing a few labor-intensive product descriptions every day, either. But you're not here for my lame excuses - you're here for links:\n<ul>\n    <li>Scientists are closing in on the secret of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc11.com\/news\/17441197\/detail.html?dl=headlineclick\">Spiderman-style web fluid<\/a>, although it's actually inspired by the gecko.<\/li>\n    <li>I'm loving the 1985 Honda Spree scooter I bought a few weeks ago to replace my crappy car. But I'd love <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/AMCA_Troupes_Aer%C3%B3l_Port%C3%A9es_Mle._56\">this heavily-armed combat Vespa<\/a> even more.<\/li>\n    <li>I was amused by this Dutch animated short about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=THHaCgVpmbk\">the dangers of suppressing your sneezes<\/a>. Personally, when I feel the urge, I let it fly (unless I'm wearing my scooter helmet).<\/li>\n    <li>After you see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.erikboker.com\/product01.htm\">dissected toothpaste tubes<\/a>, you'll never look at toothpaste the same way again.<\/li>\n    <li>Another art weirdo, photographer Levi Van Veluw, gets his kicks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.levivanveluw.com\/\">turning himself into landscapes<\/a>.<\/li>\n    <li>Thought to have gone extinct due to the endless civil wars in central Africa, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20080910\/sc_afp\/britaindrcongoanimalwildlife\">the elusive okapi has been photographed in the wild<\/a> for the first time.<\/li>\n    <li>At last, a site whose sole purpose is to answer the eternal question <a href=\"http:\/\/doineedanumbrella.com\/?zip=63116\">Do I Need An Umbrella?<\/a> But be warned: our preliminary testing indicates that sometimes it's wrong.<\/li>\n    <li>Speaking of single-serving sites, you can get your Hadron collider end-of-the-world status report at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com\/\">Has The LHC Destroyed The Earth?<\/a> But personally, I'll always be a <a href=\"http:\/\/hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com\/\">Has The Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet?<\/a> man myself.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Four O'Clock Flash:<\/strong> well, not exactly. These aren't Flash games. But I couldn't resist after <a href=\"http:\/\/waxy.org\/links\/\">Waxy<\/a> hipped me to the phenomenon of <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.tigsource.com\/index.php?board=9.0\">\"demakes\"<\/a> - new, often playable versions of popular video games, adapted to older video game systems. Faves include <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.tigsource.com\/index.php?topic=2391.0\">Portals for the Atari 2600<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.tigsource.com\/index.php?topic=2821.0\">Heroes in Guitarland (Guitar Hero for the NES)<\/a>. Download them and the appropriate emulators and enjoy.<br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5830","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1221274700","modified_date":"1221274700","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Sep 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 11, 2008 12:45 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"25994ca5fa60ce72":{"eid":"25994ca5fa60ce72","username":"rromanchuk","title":"12 Reasons We Haven\u2019t Gone Back To The Moon","utc_ts":"1221165000","descrptn":"<ol>\n    <li>TSA confiscates moon tools and helmets at gate<\/li>\n    <li>Funds diverted to keeping down the invading lava pterodactyls from below<\/li>\n    <li>\u201cMoon landing\u201d soundstage dismantled in 1981<\/li>\n    <li>Astronauts worried that Gawker will make fun of their outfits<\/li>\n    <li>RIAA claims 80% royalty on any data sent back by radio<\/li>\n    <li>Ugly breakup between Harrison Schmitt and Princess Allurina Luna makes things uncomfortable for Earthlings<\/li>\n    <li>Nobody at NASA willing to miss the possible release of <em>Duke Nukem Forever<\/em><\/li>\n    <li>Congress refuses to lift ban on off-world oil drilling<\/li>\n    <li>There\u2019s nothing about rockets in The Bible<\/li>\n    <li>Issues between Roger Waters and David Gilmour not yet fully resolved<\/li>\n    <li>Ever since he saw <em>Superman II<\/em>, President Bush has been afraid we might run into General Zod<\/li>\n    <li>Eh, we\u2019re really more into knitting these days<\/li>\n<\/ol><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5831","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1221274700","modified_date":"1221274700","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Sep 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 11, 2008 1:30 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0a5dac07a4ef7535":{"eid":"0a5dac07a4ef7535","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Linksys Wireless-N MIMO Notebook Adapter","utc_ts":"1221282049","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Linksys_Wireless-N_MIMO_Notebook_Adapter7fxDetail.jpg'><\/a>Maybe they huddled together on a crowded ship, cardboard suitcases\nin hand, for the long journey to the New World. Maybe they turned the\nAmerican soil one spadeful at a time, carving civilization out of the\nwilderness. Maybe they sweated in 12-hour shifts in some hellish\nfactory, smoke and soot stinging their eyes. Whatever your forebears\ndid to build America, they did with an eye on one great, transcendent\nhope:\n\u201cSomeday, my great-great-great-great grandchildren will enjoy truly high-speed wireless networking.\u201d \nYou\u2019re not going to let them down now. Not with the Linksys WPC300N Wireless-N MIMO Notebook Adapter finally in our grasp. Its 802.11n technology is up to 12 times faster than wireless-G, and its MIMO\nadapter uses multiple streams to ensure increased range and\nreliability. If your notebook PC has an open CardBus slot, and your\nhome network has a wireless-N access point, you\u2019re ready to enjoy the\nkind of fast, mobile connectivity that the Gilded Age masses could only\ndream about.\nIt wasn\u2019t easy for brave Stanislaus to leave\nthe old country, or for young Millie to work that loom instead of going\nto school. But they did because they knew that, someday, you would be\nable to download the latest celebrity sex tape in mere minutes, without\nthe inconvenience of wires. Forget democracy, freedom, and home\nownership: that\u2019s the real American dream.<strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Linksys\n<strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>High-speed Wireless-N (draft 802.11n) networking for your notebook computer<\/li>\n    <li>Up to 12 times faster than Wireless-G, but can also connect to Wireless-G and -B networks<\/li>\n    <li>MIMO technology uses multiple radios to create a robust signal that travels up to 4 times farther and reduces dead spots<\/li>\n    <li>Performance Investment Protection: Compatibility with Wireless-B (802.11b)and Wireless-G (802.11g) standards<\/li>\n    <li>Advanced wireless security: Wi-Fi Protected Access\u2122 (WPA2) with up to 256-bit encryption<\/li>\n    <li>Easy to use Setup Wizard<\/li>\n    <li>32-bit CardBus interface<\/li>\n    <li>Plug-and-Play operation provides easy setup<\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with Microsoft\u00ae Windows 2000, Windows XP, and Windows Vista<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Specifications:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Model: WPC300N<\/li>\n    <li>Standards: IEEE 802.11b, IEEE 802.11g, Draft IEEE 802.11n<\/li>\n    <li>Channels: 802.11b\/802.11g\/Wireless-N (20MHz), 11 Channels (US, Canada), 13 Channels (Europe)<\/li>\n    <li>LEDs: Power, Link\/Act<\/li>\n    <li>Modulations: 802.11b: CCK, QPSK, BPSK, 802.11g: OFDM, Wireless-N: BPSK, QPSK, 16-QAM, 64-QAM<\/li>\n    <li>Transmitted Power: 802.11g: 12\u00b11dBm (Typical), Wireless N: 10\u00b11dBm (Typical)<\/li>\n    <li>Receive Sensitivity: 54Mbps @ -70dBm (Typical), Wireless N @ -70dBm (Typical)<\/li>\n    <li>Power Consumption: TX: ","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5836","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Linksys_Wireless-N_MIMO_Notebook_Adapterk39Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1221533150","modified_date":"1221533150","type":"feed","lat_lon":"56.130366,-106.346771","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Linksys_Wireless-N_MIMO_Notebook_Adapterk39Thumbnail.jpg","location":"Canada","datetime":"Sep 12, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 12, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"33c84ce3b9bca5c1":{"eid":"33c84ce3b9bca5c1","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Midway 12 Game Tabletop Classic Arcade System","utc_ts":"1222217280","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Midway_12_Game_Tabletop_Classic_Arcade_System490Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>Tired of working your pathetic, demeaning, go-nowhere, dead-end,\npenny-ante, Mickey Mouse job? Yeah, us too! That\u2019s why we decided to be\nour own boss with a lucrative new career in the arcade industry. In\njust minutes, we transformed our basement from a dusty spider sanctuary\ninto a dynamic, profitable video game arcade \u2013 and so can you! Here\u2019s\nwhat you\u2019ll need:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>The Midway 42400 12 Game Tabletop Arcade System, with 12 arcade crammed into one tabletop unit. Running the gamut from <em>Defender<\/em> to <em>Defender II<\/em>, these low-res favorites will be a hit with any neighborhood kid whose PlayStation is broken. The 14\u201d CRT\n    is a little small, but at least it\u2019s authentic. Remember: the more\n    units you buy, the more revenue you can capture. But since there are no\n    coin slots on these machines, you\u2019ll have to collect the quarters\n    yourself, by hand. Which brings us to the next item on our list\u2026<\/li>\n    <li>One of those cool change belts with the metal tubes that\n    dispense coins. Of course, this wasn\u2019t a problem for us, since we\n    already wear one. But it\u2019s not just for looks anymore!<\/li>\n    <li>Black carpet. For maximum verisimilitude, spill Mr. Pibb\n    on it in a few spots, and stomp some Doritos into it for good measure.\n    Invite neighborhood pets to \u201cbreak in\u201d the carpet however they please.\n    It\u2019s not a true arcade carpet until you can smell the crud.<\/li>\n    <li>Assorted hoodlums, lowlifes, and riff-raff. A key element\n    in any successful video arcade is a vague sense of danger. Hire a\n    couple of vaguely threatening but essentially harmless suburban\n    hoodlums to give the place atmosphere.<\/li>\n    <li>And finally, give your arcade a pathetic, exploitative\n    name. Something like \u201cPlanet Arcade\u201d or \u201cVic\u2019s Video Funhouse\u201d or\n    \u201cLazerz\u201d will send the right message to your clientele: you don\u2019t give\n    a damn about video game players, or even understand them, but you\u2019re\n    willing to make a buck off of them anyway.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Congratulations!\nYou\u2019re on your way to financial freedom with the Midway 42400 12 Game\nTabletop Arcade System. And you can tell that crummy job of yours: GAME OVER!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Midway<\/p>\n<br>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br>\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>14\u201d full color CRT monitor with 12 Classic Arcade Hits built in <\/li>\n    <li>Accessible AV jacks allow you to plug in and play any of your other home video game systems<\/li>\n    <li>Dual Control Panel for Head-to-Head Play <\/li>\n    <li>No assembly required, plug and play<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Built in Classic Arcade Games:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Defender<\/li>\n    <li>Defender II<\/li>\n    <li>Bubbles<\/li>\n    <li>Splat<\/li>\n    <li>Sinistar<\/li>\n    <li>Rampage<\/li>\n    <li>Satans Hollow<\/li>\n    <li>Root Beer Tapper<\/li>\n    <li>Timber<\/li>\n    <li>Wizard of War<\/li>\n    <li>Roborton<\/li>\n    <li>Joust<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Midway 42400 12 Game Tabletop Arcade System<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2606077\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6046","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Midway_12_Game_Tabletop_Classic_Arcade_SystemvyrThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222309080","modified_date":"1222309080","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Midway_12_Game_Tabletop_Classic_Arcade_SystemvyrThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 23, 2008 5:48 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0767331d7350cfa0":{"eid":"0767331d7350cfa0","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Speck SeeThru iPhone Case - 4 Pack","utc_ts":"1222218030","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Speck_SeeThru_iPhone_Case_-_4_PackirvDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>So you went ahead and got one. You\u2019re the proud owner of an iPhone. And now what? You\u2019re like a lifelong BMW watcher that can finally afford to buy. And you\u2019re paranoid, aren\u2019t you? You\u2019re scared all the time. That guy over there, he\u2019s going to stand up and bump your arm and send the iPhone flying. That waitress isn\u2019t paying attention, she\u2019ll drop all those plates on your beloved iPhone. That dog is a wild animal, he\u2019ll grab your iPhone and run ten blocks and then bury it in a vacant lot and they\u2019ll build a skyscraper on top of it that will crush it slowly over a sixty year period and then they\u2019ll demolish the skyscraper and they\u2019ll find the little iBits that are broken, just like your heart. So many dangers out there.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s why we\u2019re thinking you might like this 4 Pack of Speck SeeThru iPhone Cases. You see, the Speck SeeThru iPhone Cases are made of polycarbonate plastic. They\u2019re hard, translucent, and almost completely shatterproof. It\u2019s still probably not a good to throw your iPhone at concrete as hard as you can, but if it happens accidentally, you\u2019ll have a little extra safety.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, they\u2019re not for the iPod Touch. And they\u2019re not going to work with the 3G iPhone, But if there\u2019s a 1G or 2G iPhone in your hand as you read this, you can feel confident that the Speck SeeThru iPhone Case will fit.<\/p>\n<p>The Speck SeeThru iPhone Cases are also slim and sleek and stylish. Plus the Speck SeeThru iPhone Cases are designed to keep the important iPhone parts accessible so there\u2019s no worry about taking the thing apart when you want to use it. Just treat it normally, and with less worry.<\/p>\n<p>Stop wondering if the three year old with a finger in his mouth is about to leave a line of drool across the lovely shiny metal back of your precious toy. The Speck SeeThru iPhone Case 4 Pack is your chance to finally ease the pain of being the first on your block. But watch out for that dog. He really is a wild animal.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Speck Products<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Specifically designed for the original iPhone (not compatible with iPod Touch or iPhone 3G)\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Protects the original iPhone from scratches\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Made of polycarbonate plastic with cutouts for the headphone jack, data plug, switch, and camera\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Comes in 4 different colors, Aqua, Pink, Red, and Smoke\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Polycarbonate plastic is very durable and virtually shatter-proof\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Length: 2.5 inches\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Width: 1.5 inches\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Height: 4.5 inches\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 2.3 oz. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>4 Speck SeeThru iPhone Case (Aqua, Pink, Red, Smoke) <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2606351\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6047","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Speck_SeeThru_iPhone_Case_-_4_Packe0uThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222309080","modified_date":"1222309080","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Speck_SeeThru_iPhone_Case_-_4_Packe0uThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 23, 2008 6:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"10da204a6adb54a4":{"eid":"10da204a6adb54a4","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Lexmark X3470 Multifunction Printer","utc_ts":"1222282410","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Lexmark_X3470_Mutifunction_Printert6rDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>We\u2019re only making plans for Lexmark<br>\nWe only want what\u2019s best for him<br>\nWe\u2019re only making plans for Lexmark<br>\nHe likes to share, print, copy and scan<\/p>\n<p>And if Young Lexmark says he\u2019s printing<br>\nFrom a camera<br>\nHe must be printing with no PC<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re only making plans for Lexmark<br>\nHe takes Memory Cards of all kinds<br>\nThere\u2019ll be a list down at the bottom<br>\nGo read it there, we don\u2019t have time<\/p>\n<p>And if Young Lexmark says he\u2019s printing<br>\nFrom a camera<br>\nHe must be printing with no PC<\/p>\n<p>Lexmark can scan and copy<br>\nHe does so with good speed<br>\nSharing he lets you do<br>\nLexmark his happy in his work<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re only making plans for Lexmark<br>\nWe only want what\u2019s best for him<br>\nWe\u2019re only making plans for Lexmark<br>\nHe likes to share, print, copy and scan<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re only making plans for Lexmark<br>\nLexmark<br>\nLexmark<br>\nLexmark<br>\nLexmark<br>\nLexmark<br>\nLexmark<br>\nLexmark<br>\nLexmark<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Lexmark<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Easy\n    to Use and Share, Print, Copy, Scan, reduce and enlarge photos and\n    documents. Share your scanned photos by email or easily print them. The\n    exclusive Lexmark Imaging Studio Software enhances photos. <\/li>\n    <li>Photo\n    Printing without a PC, Quickly print photos without a PC using your\n    digital camera memory card or the PictBridge digital camera interface.\n    Using the scanback proof sheet, select the photos, layout, paper and\n    size you want to print from a memory card.<\/li>\n    <li>Digital Camera\n    Memory Card Readers, Supports CompactFlash Type I & II, Memory\n    Stick, Memory Stick Pro, Memory Stick Duo or Pro Duo with an adapter,\n    Mini Secure Digital (Mini SD) Card with an adapter, Multi Media,\n    Microdrive, Secure Digital and xD cards. <\/li>\n    <li>Great Photo\n    Results, Borderless photos in sizes A4, A5, A6, Letter, Legal, Hagaki,\n    3.5\u201d x 5\u201d, 10\u00d715cm, 10\u00d720 cm, 13\u00d718cm, 4\u201d x 6\u201d, 4\u201d x 8\u201d, 5\u201d x 7\u201d, L and\n    2L up to 4800 dpi on Photo paper.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Specification:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Print Technology: Thermal Inkjet <\/li>\n    <li>Color Technology: 3 Color Inkjet \u2013 Cyan, Magenta, Yellow <\/li>\n    <li>Scan Technology: CIS with 48 bit depth <\/li>\n    <li>Function: Color Copying, Color Printing, Color Scanning <\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Print Speed (Draft, Black): Up to 17 ppm<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Print Speed (Draft, Color): Up to 17 ppm<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Print Speed (Normal, Black): Up to 5 ppm<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Print Speed (Normal, Color): Up to 5 ppm<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Copy Speed (Draft, Black): Up to 12 cpm<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Copy Speed (Draft, Color): Up to 12 cpm<\/li>\n    <li>Print Resolution, Black: Up to 1200\u00d71200 dpi <\/li>\n    <li>Print Resolution, Color: Up to 4800\u00d71200 dpi <\/li>\n    <li>Scan Resolution, Enhanced: Up to 19200\u00d719200  dpi<\/li>\n    <li>Scan Resolution, Optical: 600\u00d71200 dpi <\/li>\n    <li>Operating Systems Supported: Microsoft Windows 2000, Microsoft Windows XP, Microsoft Windows XP Professional x64, Microsoft Windows Vista, Microsoft Windows Vista x64 <\/li>\n    <li>Print (ASF) Paper Input Capacity, Maximum: 100 pages 20 lb or 75 gsm bond<\/li>\n    <li>Media\n    Types Supported: Card Stock, Coated Paper, Envelopes, Labels, Plain\n    Paper, Transparencies, Banner (A4 or Letter), Hagaki Card, Index Card\n    (3\u201dx5\u201d), Iron-On Transfers, Photo Paper <br>\n    Media Sizes Supported: 10 Envelope, 7 3\/4 Envelope, 9 Envelope, A4, A5, B5 Envelope, C5, Envelope, DL Envelope, 6 3\/4 Envelope, A2 Baronial, A6 Card, B5, C6 Envelope,\n    Custom (Up to 8.5\u201d x 17\u201d), Hagaki Card, Index Card, Executive, Legal,\n    Letter, 4\u00d76\u201d, Statement, L, 2L, Chokei 3, Chokei 4, Chokei 40, Kakugata\n    3, Kakugata 4, Kakugata 5, Kakugata 6, 5\u00d77\u201d, 13\u00d718 cm, 10\u00d715 cm, 10\u00d720\n    cm, 4\u00d78\u201d, Borderless Printing Media Sizes 4\u201d x 6\u201d, A4, Letter , A6,\n    Hagaki Card, L, 2L, A5, 5\u201d x 7\u201d, Legal, 3.5\u201d x 5\u201d or 89 mm x 127 mm ,\n    10\u00d715 cm , 13\u00d718 cm, B5, 10\u00d720 cm, 4\u201d x 8\u201d <\/li>\n    <li>Standard Ports: USB Compatible with USB 2.0 Specification <\/li>\n    <li>PictBridge Certified USB Port Yes <\/li>\n    <li>Digital Media Memory Card Compatibility: CompactFlash I & II, Sony Memory Stick, Memory Stick PRO,\n    Secure Digital (SD) Card, MultiMediaCard (MMC), Microdrive, 4 Built-in\n    Card, Readers, xD Card, Sony Memory Stick Duo (with adapter), Mini\n    Secure Digital (Mini SD) Card (with adapter), Sony Memory Stick PRO Duo (with adapter), <\/li>\n    <li>Reduce \/ Enlarge Range: 25 \u2013 400 <\/li>\n    <li>Scan Area, Maximum (mm): 216\u00d7297  mm<\/li>\n    <li>Scan Area, Maximum: 8.5\u00d711.7  inches<\/li>\n    <li>Size (mm \u2013 H x W x D): 152.5\u00d7375 x 316 mm<\/li>\n    <li>Size (in. \u2013 H x W x D): 6.0\u00d714.8\u00d712.4 in.<\/li>\n    <li>Weight (lb.): 9.0 lb.<\/li>\n    <li>Weight (kg): 4.1 kg<\/li>\n    <li>Packaged Size (mm \u2013 H x W x D): 373\u00d7435 x 190 mm<\/li>\n    <li>Packaged Size (in. \u2013 H x W x D): 14.7\u00d717.1\u00d77.5 in.<\/li>\n    <li>Packaged Weight (kg): 5.22 kg<\/li>\n    <li>Packaged Weight (lb.): 11.5 lb.<\/li>\n    <li>Size, Trays Extended (in. \u2013 H x W x D): 11.0\u00d714.8\u00d720.8 in.<\/li>\n    <li>Size, Trays Extended (mm \u2013 H x W x D): 278.6\u00d7375 x 528 mm<\/li>\n    <li>Print Noise Level, Operating: 50 dBA<\/li>\n    <li>Scan Noise Level, Operating: 40 dBA<\/li>\n    <li>Copy Noise Level, Operating: 50 dBA<\/li>\n    <li>Duty Cycle, Maximum: 1000 pages per month<\/li>\n    <li>Specified Operating Environment Temperature: 16 to 32\u00b0C (60 to 90\u00b0F) <\/li>\n    <li>Specified Operating Environment Humidity: 8 to 80 Relative Humidity <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2600560\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6019","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Lexmark_X3470_Mutifunction_PrinterccdThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222291356","modified_date":"1222291356","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Lexmark_X3470_Mutifunction_PrinterccdThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 24, 2008 11:53 AM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 24, 2008 11:53 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1fc8360b84686d7c":{"eid":"1fc8360b84686d7c","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Two Pack Stainless Steel Solar Garden Lights","utc_ts":"1222287390","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Two_Pack_Stainless_Steel_Solar_Garden_LightsdaaDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>I wandered so aimless when the sun went down<br>\nTripped on the shrubs and fell to the ground<br>\nThen Woot sold these one long Woot-Off night<br>\nThese Stainless Steel Solar Garden Lights<\/p>\n<p>I saw the light, I saw the light<br>\nNo more twisted ankles outside at night<br>\nNow it\u2019s so well-lit, so nice and bright<br>\nAnd it\u2019s all thanks to my new garden lights<\/p>\n<p>Just like a blind man I wandered along<br>\nMy own backyard, I felt I\u2019d hardly known<br>\nBut every night at dusk, they start to glow bright<br>\nThese Stainless Steel Solar Garden Lights<\/p>\n<p>I saw the light, I saw the light<br>\nNo more twisted ankles outside at night<br>\nNow it\u2019s so well-lit, so nice and bright<br>\nAnd it\u2019s all thanks to my new garden lights<\/p>\n<p>Taking the trash out, I wandered astray<br>\nBut straight is the gate and narrow the way<br>\nNow I get eight hours of light every night<br>\nFrom these Stainless Steel Solar Garden Lights<\/p>\n<p>I saw the light, I saw the light<br>\nNo more twisted ankles outside at night<br>\nNow it\u2019s so well-lit, so nice and bright<br>\nAnd it\u2019s all thanks to my new garden lights<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Limited Woot<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Weather-proof housing <\/li>\n    <li>Ultra bright LED light <\/li>\n    <li>Up to 8 hours of light on full charge <\/li>\n    <li>Automatically turns on at dusk and shuts off at dawn <\/li>\n    <li>Environmentally friendly <\/li>\n    <li>No need to run wires or add plugs and no electric bill hikes! <\/li>\n    <li>Energy efficient<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Product Requirements:<\/strong> <\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Simple assembly required <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Two (2) Stainless Steel Solar Garden Lights <\/li>\n    <li>Two (2) Stainless Steel Light Stands <\/li>\n    <li>Two (2) Black Plastic Ground Spikes<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2601689\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6022","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Two_Pack_Stainless_Steel_Solar_Garden_LightstsfThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222291356","modified_date":"1222291356","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Two_Pack_Stainless_Steel_Solar_Garden_LightstsfThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 24, 2008 1:16 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 24, 2008 1:16 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1b2a0b40b70bfbd6":{"eid":"1b2a0b40b70bfbd6","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Razer Diamondback Plasma Blue Gaming Mouse","utc_ts":"1222289460","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Razer_Diamondback_Plasma_Blue_Gaming_Mouse867Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>Back in the olde days, there was only one game you could play with a\nmouse. How it worked was they built a big roulette wheel kind of thing\nwith numbered holes around its circumference. They\u2019d give the wheel a\nspin, and plunk some poor rodent down in the middle, who would\nimmediately run to one of the holes in a vain attempt to seek refuge.\nYou could put bets on which hole. You can still see this game at the\nfair sometimes, but they use rats now instead of mice, for three\nreasons:<\/p>\n<p>1. Rats are bigger and easier for everyone to see.<\/p>\n<p>2.\nRats are more brazen than mice, which will sometimes just freeze,\nterrified, in the middle of the spinning game contraption and urinate\ninstead of trying to take control of their destiny by running for one\nof the numbered cubbies.<\/p>\n<p>3. No one gives a crap about rats,\nso the fact that this game is kind of cruel doesn\u2019t seem to bother\nanybody the way it might if it was a cute, fluffy white mouse trembling\nand nauseated in the center of the turntable.<\/p>\n<p>So now pretty\nmuch the only gaming mice you\u2019re likely to see are not real mice at\nall, but cursor-pointing gizmos like this one here. Is the Razer\nDiamondback Plasma Blue gaming mouse have an adorable little sweet\nfuzzy face? No. Is it soft and warm? Not especially. But it does have\nseven programmable buttons, and is almost guaranteed not to poop in\nyour hand.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Razer<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>1600dpi optical sensor<\/li>\n    <li>Seven independently programmable buttons<\/li>\n    <li>On-The-Fly Sensitivity\u2122 adjustment<\/li>\n    <li>Always-On\u2122 mode<\/li>\n    <li>Ultra-large non-slip buttons<\/li>\n    <li>6400 frames per second (5.8 megapixels per second)<\/li>\n    <li>16-bit ultra-wide data path<\/li>\n    <li>Up to 40 inches per second and 15g of acceleration<\/li>\n    <li>GlowPipe\u2122 non-slip side rails<\/li>\n    <li>Ergonomic ambidextrous design<\/li>\n    <li>Zero-acoustic Ultraslick\u2122 Teflon feet<\/li>\n    <li>Gold-plated USB connector<\/li>\n    <li>Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord<\/li>\n    <li>Approximate size: 129mm (length) x 63mm (width) x 38.5mm (height)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>System Requirements<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Windows 2000 \/ XP \/ X64 \/ Vista<\/li>\n    <li>Available USB port<\/li>\n    <li>CD-ROM Drive (for drivers)<\/li>\n    <li>At least 35MB of hard disk space (for drivers)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Razer Diamondback Plasma Blue Gaming Mouse<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2602198\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6025","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Razer_Diamondback_Plasma_Blue_Gaming_MousecieThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222291355","modified_date":"1222291355","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Razer_Diamondback_Plasma_Blue_Gaming_MousecieThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 24, 2008 1:51 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 24, 2008 1:51 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2fbe3e038cd29445":{"eid":"2fbe3e038cd29445","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Hitachi 30GB Blu-Ray HDD\/DVD High Definition Camcorder","utc_ts":"1222578002","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Hitachi_30GB_Blu-Ray_HDD_DVD_High_Definition_Camcorderu9nDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>When you watch your favorite program in HD, all you usually think\nabout it is \u201cwow, that\u2019s a sharp picture.\u201d Did you ever stop to\nconsider the new strains on soap stars whose skin maybe isn\u2019t so good,\nbut who got away with thick makeup all these years?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah,\nsuddenly these ladies are subjected to a whole new degree of scrutiny,\nand it\u2019s not really fair. They didn\u2019t ask for this technological\nadvance. They fought, season after season, to achieve and maintain an\nillusion of flawless glamor, only to have it demolished with a single\nhi-def broadcast.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no stuffing this HD genie back into his bottle. But here\u2019s what you can do to express your solidarity with the <em>grandes dames<\/em>\nof the small screen: You can subject yourself, your friends and your\nfamily to the same humiliatingly intimate inspection. Thanks to a newly\ndeveloped CMOS image sensor, this Hitachi Blu-Ray HDD\/DVD\ncamcorder will put your every wrinkle, every nose hair, every clogged\npore and yellowed tooth on display in horrifyingly detailed 1920\u00d71080\nvideo. See how you like it!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Hitachi<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'new', itemPrice : 529.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Captures high definition video through a newly developed CMOS image sensor that can record video at 1920\u00d71080\/60Hz and still images at 2400\u00d71800 pixels<\/li>\n    <li>8cm\n    BD-RE\/-R\/DVD Drive, Hitachi has developed a compact, low power\n    consuming, quiet and highly reliable 8cm BD\/DVD drive which is\n    compatible with five types of industry standard discs BD-RE\/-R, DVD-RAM\/-RW\/-R<\/li>\n    <li>30GB Built-in HDD, Enables the hybrid camcorder to record up to four hours<br>\n    of 1920\u00d71080 video or eight hours of 1440\u00d71080 video<\/li>\n    <li>Hitachi Exclusive High Resolution Image Processing LSI, Efficiently analyzes large volumes of data captured by the 5.3 Mega Pixel CMOS image sensor and improves picture quality by reducing noise and delivering vibrant colors<\/li>\n    <li>Easy Dubbing, With the 1-touch dubbing feature users can burn entire movies saved on the HDD to BD. Alternatively, you can create your own highlight reel by selecting on the highlight scenes<\/li>\n    <li>Transcoding, Allows for users to select high definition video stored on the HDD to be  transferred to standard definition DVD copies using the 1-touch dubbing feature<\/li>\n    <li>Photo\n    Capture, Select any frame from your movies on the camcorder and turn\n    them into a 2.07 Mega Pixel digital still photograph. Simply save the\n    photo to an SD\u2122 card and then<br>\n    print or share.<\/li>\n    <li>1-Second\n    Quick Start, Simply have the camcorder in standby mode and in one\n    second the camcorder is up and recording. Not only is the camcorder\n    ready to record instantly but it\u2019s also consuming less power<\/li>\n    <li>Built In \u201cInteractive Guide\u201d, An instructional utility program built into the camcorder<br>\n    that guides users through setup and input\/output connections with peripherals<\/li>\n    <li>Disc Navigation, Instant Access to Selected Scenes and In-Camera Editing Features<\/li>\n    <li>Widescreen 2.7\u201d LCD View Finder with 16:9 Widescreen Recording<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nSpecifications<br>\n\n    \n        \n            <strong>Supported Recording Media<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            HDD:\n            30GB HDD (Embedded)\n        \n        \n            BD (Blu-Ray Disc):\n            8cm BD-RE\/-R\n        \n        \n            DVD:\n            8cm DVD-R\/-RW\/-RAM\n        \n        \n            <strong>Recording Format<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            HDD:\n            30GB HDD (Embedded)\n        \n        \n            BD (Blu-Ray Disc):\n            MPEG-4 AVC\/H.264<br>\n            (BD-R Ver.2.0\/BD-RE Ver.3.0)\n        \n        \n            DVD:\n            MPEG-2 (DVD VR\/DVD-Video Mode)\n        \n        \n            <strong>Recording Time<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            HDD:\n            4 hours (HX mode) 1920x1080<br>\n            5.3 hours (HF mode) 1440x1080<br>\n            8 hours (HS mode) 1440x1080\n        \n        \n            BD (Blu-Ray Disc):\n            1 hour (HX mode) 1920x1080<br>\n            1.3 hours (HF mode) 1440x1080<br>\n            2 hours (HS mode) 1440x1080\n        \n        \n            DVD:\n            20 Min (SX mode) 720x480<br>\n            30 Min (SF mode) 720x480\n        \n        \n            <strong>Video Dubbing\/Transfer<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Transfer of Video from HDD to BD or DVD\n            2x Dubbing\/Transfer Speed (BD Only)<br>\n            One Touch Dubbing Button<br>\n            Dubbing Selection By: New\/Date\/Select\/All\n        \n        \n            <strong>Still Image Recording<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Media:\n            SD\u2122 Card (Up to 2-GB)\n        \n        \n            Format:\n            JPEG (DCF\/Exif 2.2)\n        \n        \n            Max Res:\n            2400x1800 (4.32 Mega Pixels)\n        \n        \n            Quantity:\n            Approx 200 per 512mb SD Card\n        \n        \n            Built In Flash:\n            Auto\/On\/Off\n        \n        \n            2.07 Mega Pixel (1920x1080):\n            Still Photo Capture from High Definition Video\n        \n        \n            <strong>Lens<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            HD lens 12 element in 9 group, 18 surfaces multicoated lens\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            EIS (Electronic Image Stabilization)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            Auto\/Manual Focus\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            Optical\/Digital Zoom:\n            10x\/500x\n        \n        \n            Filter Diameter:\n            43mm\n        \n        \n            Aperture:\n            F\/1.8 \u2013 F\/3.0\n        \n        \n            Focal Length: f\/5.0 \u2013 50mm\n            Video: 47 \u2013 470mm (35 mm equivalent)<br>\n            Still: 34.5 \u2013 345mm (35 mm equivalent)\n        \n        \n            <strong>Inputs\/Outputs<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            (1) HDMI Output<br>\n            (1) Component Video Output<br>\n            (1) USB 2.0 PC Connection<br>\n            (1) S-Video Output<br>\n            (1) Composite AV Output<br>\n            (1) Microphone Input (Plug-in power type microphone can be used) \n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Audio<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            2 Channel Stereo Dolby Digital\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Audio<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            5.7W (EVF BD) in HX mode, HDD recording, with LCD display off\n        \n        \n            <strong>Battery Life<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            100 min (EVF) (Measured under HX Mode, Auto AE, Manual Focus, LCD off,\n            with battery type DZ-BP14S)\n        \n        \n            <strong>Dimensions<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Height:\n            3 2\/5\u201d\n        \n        \n            Width:\n            3 1\/5\u201d (excluding hand strap)\n        \n        \n            Depth:\n            6 1\/2\u201d\n        \n        \n            Weight:\n            1 lb 6 1\/3 oz. (w\/o battery\/disc)\n        \n    \n\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Battery Pack<\/li>\n    <li>AC Adapter<\/li>\n    <li>DC Power Cord<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control<\/li>\n    <li>Lithium Battery (CE2032)<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>AV\/S Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Component Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Software CD-ROM<\/li>\n    <li>Disc Cleaning Cloth<\/li>\n    <li>8 cm BD-RE Single Sided<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2614361\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6068","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Hitachi_30GB_Blu-Ray_HDD_DVD_High_Definition_Camcorderfz5Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222717705","modified_date":"1222717705","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Hitachi_30GB_Blu-Ray_HDD_DVD_High_Definition_Camcorderfz5Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 27, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 27, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2e25d5759d860cea":{"eid":"2e25d5759d860cea","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Neat Receipts v3.0 Document Management System with Scanner","utc_ts":"1222837206","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Neat_Receipts_v3.0_Document_Management_System_with_Scanner75oDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>They didn\u2019t get you for murder. They didn\u2019t get you for extortion.\nThey didn\u2019t get you for assault, kidnapping, drug smuggling, gun\nrunning, illegal bookmaking, or practicing midwifery without a license.\nYou\u2019d done all those things and more, yeah. But the only charge that\nthe Feds could make stick? Tax evasion.<\/p>\n<p>And the ironic thing is, you weren\u2019t even cheating on your taxes. You were just disorganized.<\/p>\n<p>Now\nyou sit behind bars, trying to run your criminal empire through your\nflunkies, never quite sure who you can trust. While you shuffle from\nthe mess hall to the exercise yard to the prison chapel, your enemies\noutside are plotting to take everything you\u2019ve built. You won\u2019t know\nit\u2019s coming until you feel the knife in your back. And you can\u2019t help\nthinking: <em>if only I\u2019d had the Neat Receipts v3.0 Organizing Scanner<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>You could\u2019ve just plugged it into a USB\nport, fed it your receipts, and hit a couple of buttons. Like a good\nmob accountant, Neat Receipts would\u2019ve taken it from there, keeping\neverything nice and organized \u2013 even exporting them to TurboTax. The IRS bloodsuckers would\u2019ve gotten the digital receipt copies they were looking for. And you would\u2019ve stayed out of the clink. <\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s\nfunny, isn\u2019t it? You never had time to organize your receipts before.\nYou were too busy greasing palms and settling scores and having finks\nrubbed out to even think about something like the Neat Receipts v3.0\nOrganizing Scanner. Well, you\u2019ve got all the time in the world now,\ndon\u2019t you? Funny. Real funny. So funny you could scream.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Neat Receipts<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'Refurbished', itemPrice : 69.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Scanning system that helps you stay organized at home, at work, and on the go<\/li>\n    <li>Scan\n    receipts, business cards, or documents of any size, the intelligent\n    text recognition converts scans to editable text, then and\n    digitally files your papers for easy access. After that you can\n    generate reports and forms when you need them<\/li>\n    <li>Manage your\n    receipts, maintain accurate records of all your expenses. Analyze your\n    spending by vendor, date, project, client and more<\/li>\n    <li>NEAT Receipts scans are IRS accepted digital copies, you will be incredibly organized for taxes, and you can even export to TurboTax<\/li>\n    <li>Easily manage documents for your business, home or both. Quickly find information with keywords search. Create PDF files or convert printed documents to editable text<\/li>\n    <li>Digitize your business cards, and import them into Outlook, your PDA, or other contact management solution<\/li>\n    <li>Automate your expense reports, with digital copies of your receipts you can create professional<\/li>\n    <li>Keyword search, search though receipts, cards, and documents for specific keywords that appear in the text<\/li>\n    <li>Intelligent text recognition, convert printed documents to text and you can edit<\/li>\n    <li>Smart Sorting, allows you to scan and process multiple documents, and automatically organizes them for you<\/li>\n    <li>1-Touch PDF, you can convert paper documents into PDF format with the press of one button<\/li>\n    <li>Export Data to Microsoft Outlook, Excel, Word, Money, QuickBooks, Quicken, TurboTax, csv, vCard, Plaxo, HTML, and more<\/li>\n    <li>NEAT Receipts maintains the integrity of original scanned receipts to prevent fraud, and are accepted by the IRS<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Scanner Specifications<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Portable Color \/ Grayscale \/ BW CIS<\/li>\n    <li>No external power supply needed; runs off USB power<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Resolution 600 dpi<\/li>\n    <li>Speed: approximately 3-4 receipts per minute<\/li>\n    <li>Interface: USB 1.0 & 2.0 compatible<\/li>\n    <li>Scan Area: 1\u201d x 1\u201d to 8.5\u201d x 14 (up to 30\u201d long)<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Dimensions (WxDxH): 10.8\u201d x 1.6\u201d x 1.3\u201d<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Weight: 10.6 ounces<\/li>\n    <li>Bit Depth: Color: 48-bit input, 24\/48-bit output;<\/li>\n    <li>Grayscale: 16-bit input, 8\/16-bit output; B\/W: 1-bit<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Software<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Images can be saved in JPEG and PDF formats<\/li>\n    <li>Export to: XLS (Microsoft\n    Excel\u00ae), .RTF (Microsoft Word\u00ae), .OFX (Quicken\u00ae, Microsoft Money\u00ae),\n    .IIF (Quickbooks\u00ae), .QIF (Quicken\u00ae), .CSV, .HTML, .PDF, Microsoft\n    Outlook\u00ae<\/li>\n    <li>Direct to Quickbooks\u00ae export (No separate export file required)<\/li>\n    <li>Supports sending emails using third party MAPI clients (e.g. Outlook\u00ae, Eudora\u00ae, Netscape\u00ae, etc.)<\/li>\n    <li>NEAT Receipts scans in grayscale to minimize image size (scanner supports color)<\/li>\n    <li>Reads U.S. and Canadian receipts and business cards<\/li>\n    <li>Uses Microsoft .Net 2.0 & MS SQL Express<\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft Windows XP\u00ae or Vista\u00ae  (64 bit is not currently supported)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>System Requirements<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Pentium IV 1.3 GHz or later<\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft\u00ae Windows\u00ae XP or Vista\u00ae (64-bit is not currently supported)<\/li>\n    <li>1GB RAM (2 GB highly recommended)<\/li>\n    <li>1GB hard disk space to install (database can scale up to 40GB or approximately 1.5 million receipts)<\/li>\n    <li>CD-ROM drive<\/li>\n    <li>Available USB port<\/li>\n    <li>A broadband internet connection is suggested for updates <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Scanner<\/li>\n    <li>NEAT Receipts Software<\/li>\n    <li>USB Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Dust Cover<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Desktop Stand with Storage for USB Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Calibration & Cleaning Paper<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Wall-Mount Holder <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2619576\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 69.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=ef898d4b-db99-4685-8e29-7790b6800282\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6081","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Neat_Receipts_v3.0_Document_Management_System_with_ScannerlzcThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222844837","modified_date":"1222844837","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Neat_Receipts_v3.0_Document_Management_System_with_ScannerlzcThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Sep 30, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Sep 30, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"374555b5c16f3a9d":{"eid":"374555b5c16f3a9d","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Kirk Cameron's Still Working?: Woot Weads The Wire","utc_ts":"1222876800","descrptn":"<p><em><strong>Every week in this space, we\u2019ll take a look at the news and offer\nour own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The\nnews you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have\nto spare: that\u2019s Woot Weads the Wire.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>WASHINGTON (UPI)\u2014The U.S. Forest Service budget shows more than $400 million has been shifted to fighting wildfires in the past two years.<\/p>\n<p><em>Forestry\nofficials have asked for an additional $400 million but are demanding\nthat the package have no restrictions on use and that fires be allowed\nall promised bonuses and severance packages.<\/em><\/p><p>MIAMI (UPI)\u2014A plant long believed by Vodou\npractitioners in Haiti to have mystic qualities could be a boon for\nLatin America\u2019s biofuel industry.<\/p>\n<p><em>This research could also lead to great steps forward in the controversial Zombie Rickshaw program.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>SAN FRANCISCO (UPI)\u2014Robert\nSteinberg, who founded the California chocolate company Scharffen\nBerger, has died in San Francisco at the age of 61, his company says.<\/p>\n<p><em>His grave will be marked with a weird squiggle that visitors will find hard to understand until they check the top of the box.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>SMITHFIELD, Pa. (UPI)\u2014Three calves have been found skinned on a western Pennsylvania farm.<\/p>\n<p><em>Officials suspect alien walletmakers.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>CINCINNATI (UPI)\u2014Handcuffs\nwere not enough to stop magician Phil Dalton from escaping from an\n879-pound pumpkin plummeting to the ground in Cincinnati, observers say.<\/p>\n<p><em>Religious leaders expressed worry that this sentence offers the final proof that our universe is just a series of Mad Libs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>LONDON (UPI)\u2014Health\nofficials say cigarette packages sold in Britain will soon carry photos\nof throat cancer, rotting teeth and a corpse in a morgue.<\/p>\n<p><em>British\nofficials hope that this move will make cigarettes unpopular among\nteens, just like horror movies, scary stories, and grossing out their\nfriends.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>HONG KONG (UPI)\u2014Chinese\nscientists say they\u2019ve discovered bats might be reservoirs of a new\ngroup of astroviruses that cause diarrhea in many species, including\nhumans.<\/p>\n<p><em>Film fans everywhere look forward to the most disgusting remake of <\/em>Dracula<em> ever.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>NEW YORK (UPI)\u2014U.S.\nactor Kirk Cameron said he has vowed not to kiss any woman but his\nwife\u2014even if it is part of a film or television role.<\/p>\n<p><em>Industry experts say this decision may mean good things for the long-awaited \u201cGrowing Pains Meets The Village People\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>MOSCOW (UPI)\u2014A poll released Tuesday indicates that about two-thirds of the people in Russia do not use the Internet.<\/p>\n<p><em>The\nremaining third are all beautiful twenty year olds who met you in a\nchat room the other day and just want to say hi and maybe exchange\nphotos c1alis vi@Gr@ walrus Shakespeare.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>MEXICO CITY (AP)\u2014Mexican\nbillionaire Carlos Slim suggested Tuesday that the U.S. government\nacquire temporary stakes in failing financial institutions, rather than\nsimply buy up their bad assets.<\/p>\n<p><em>Financial experts immediately noted how great it must be to have a name like \u201cCarlos Slim\u201d.<\/em><\/p>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6084","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222886172","modified_date":"1222886172","type":"feed","lat_lon":"18.971187,-72.285215","image":"","location":"Haiti","datetime":"Oct 1, 2008 9:00 AM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 1, 2008 9:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"02857322572d1edf":{"eid":"02857322572d1edf","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Planar High Definition Home Theater Projector","utc_ts":"1222923636","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Planar_720p_Home_Theater_ProjectoroyoDetail.jpg'><\/a><p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> Welcome to Buy Barn, can I help you find anything?<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> Hi, I\u2019m looking for the (PLAY-ner) PD 7130\n720p Home Theater Projector. That\u2019s the compact HD projector with the\nnative 720p resolution, 4500:1 contrast ratio, and 900 lumens of\nbrightness. <\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> I\u2019m sorry, I don\u2019t think we carry that brand.<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> Really? Because they\u2019re pretty well-known. The PD 7130\nhas that Texas Instruments DarkChip technology. I\u2019m trying to find it\nso I can use the S-video and composite connections to hook up my old\nSuper Nintendo to it. (PLAY-ner)? Not ringing any bells?<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> No, I can tell you categorically that we do not carry any projector by any company called (PLAY-ner).<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> Hmm. Yeah. Listen, I don\u2019t want to make a big thing out of this, but a friend of mine just bought the (PLAY-ner) PD 7130 here, so if you could just check again for (PLAY-ner), I\u2019d appreciate -<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> Sir, I\u2019m sorry, but I have other customers that need help, so unless there\u2019s anything else\u2026?<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> I just want you to check again. That\u2019s all.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> OK, sure. <em>(looks hastily around the store)<\/em> Uh, nope, no (PLAY-ner).<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> Yeah, thanks. Can I speak to a manager?<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> Fine. Steve! Steve! Got a minute to speak to this customer?<\/p>\n<p><em>Manager:<\/em> Sure, how can I help?<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> I was looking for a projector, the (PLAY-ner) PD 7130 -<\/p>\n<p><em>Manager:<\/em> We don\u2019t carry it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> OK, if you say so \u2013 hey, wait a minute! There it is right there! The Planar PD 7130 Home Theater Projector!<\/p>\n<p><em>Manager:<\/em> Oh, you mean the (pluh-NAR)!<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> (pluh-NAR)? That\u2019s pronounced (PLAH-ner).<\/p>\n<p><em>Manager:<\/em> No, I mean (pluh-NAR). P \u2013 L \u2013 A \u2013 N \u2013 A \u2013 R spells (pluh-NAR).<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> You\u2019re nuts. It\u2019s obviously (PLAH-ner).<\/p>\n<p><em>Manager:<\/em> (pluh-NAR)!<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> (PLAH-ner)!<\/p>\n<p><em>Manager:<\/em> (pluh-NAR)!<\/p>\n<p><em>Sales Associate:<\/em> (PLAH-ner)!<\/p>\n<p><em>Customer:<\/em> Actually, you know, I think I\u2019ll spend my money somewhere else.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 2 Year Planar <\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'new', itemPrice : 599.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br><p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Microdisplay: Texas Instruments DLP DarkChip3 0.65 720p 12o LVDS DMD<\/li>\n    <li>Native resolution of 1280\u00d7720 (921,600 pixels)<\/li>\n    <li>Aspect Ratios: Native (Pixel-to-Pixel), 16:9, Letterbox, 4:3, Anamorphic compatible<\/li>\n    <li>Projection Lens: All glass 1:25x manual zoom, made in Japan<\/li>\n    <li>Throw Ratio: 1.3 - 1.7 (distance\/width)<\/li>\n    <li>Video Lumens: 900 ANSI max<\/li>\n    <li>Contrast Ratio: 4500:1 (max full on\/full off )<\/li>\n    <li>Cooling Performance: High efficiency cooling with low noise level (29dBA) and low light pollution cabinet<\/li>\n    <li>Projection Modes: Front, Rear, Ceiling allows you to mount the projector anywhere you want<\/li>\n    <li>Lamp: User replaceable 200\/250W HPM (selectable), 3000 hour (eco) lifetime<\/li>\n    <li>Video Processing: Pixelworks\u2122 DNX (Digital Natural Expression) 10 bit video with Motion-Adaptive De-<br>\n    Interlacing, rich color processing and noise reduction<\/li>\n    <li>Calibration: Full RGB gain\/offset control (White Balance), Gamma, Contrast, Color Temp (Presets 5K~10K and X,Y control for R,G,B,Y), Brightness<\/li>\n    <li>DVI-D with HDCP (High Bandwidth Digital Content Protection) video connection, HDMI is possible with HDMI to DVI adapter<\/li>\n    <li>Supports HDTV, EDTV, and SDTV<\/li>\n    <li>IR remote with on board keypad<\/li>\n    <li>M4 interface projector mounting holes allow you to keep the projector in a stationary position<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions (H x W x D): 7\u201d x 16\u201d x 17.5\u201d <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Specifications:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n    \n        \n            <strong>Signal Compatibility<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Video Support:\n            HDMI and DVI with HDCP for digital video<br>\n            Component and RGB HDTV (1080p, 1080i, 720p)<br>\n            Component and RGB EDTV (576p, 480p)<br>\n            Component<br>\n            Composite and S-Video SDTV (576i, 480i)<br>\n            RGB SCART with adapter<br>\n            NTSC\/NTSC 4.43<br>\n            PAL (B,G)\/(D,K)\/I\/M\/N<br>\n            SECAM\n        \n        \n            Computer Support:\n            Digital and Analog up to 1280x1024 @ 60Hz, Macintosh\n        \n        \n            Communication:\n            RS-232 (discrete commands and SW upgrades), IR remote, on-board keypad\n        \n        \n            <strong>Connectivity<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            (1) DVI-D:\n            HDTV RGB and Component, DVI (Digital Visual Interface) with HDCP (High Bandwidth Digital Content Protection), HDMI via adapter\n        \n        \n            (2) Component (RCA):\n            HDTV, EDTV, SDTV\n        \n        \n            (1) RGB (HD15):\n            HDTV, Computer (Hsync 25~75kHZ, Vsync 50~85Hz)\n        \n        \n            (1) S-Video:\n            SDTV\n        \n        \n            (1) Composite:\n            SDTV\n        \n        \n            (1) 3.5mm mini jack:\n            12V screen trigger (0.25 Amps)\n        \n        \n            (1) 9 Pin D-sub:\n            RS-232\n        \n        \n            <strong>Performance<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Microdisplay:\n            Texas Instruments DLP\u00ae DarkChip3 .65 720p\n        \n        \n            Native Resolution:\n            1280 x 720 (921,600 pixels)\n        \n        \n            Aspect Ratios:\n            Native (Pixel-to-Pixel), 16:9, Letterbox, 4:3, Anamorphic compatible\n        \n        \n            Projection Lens:\n            All glass, F\/2.4~2.50, f=19.1~23.9 mm, 1:25x manual zoom, made in Japan\n        \n        \n            Throw Ratio:\n            1.3 - 1.7 (distance\/width)\n        \n        \n            Lens Shift (optical):\n            +\/-15% (horizontal), +115%, -100% (vertical, ceiling mounted)\n        \n        \n            Video Lumens:\n            900 ANSI max\n        \n        \n            Contrast Ratio:\n            4500:1 (max full on\/full off)\n        \n        \n            Cooling Performance:\n            High efficiency adaptive voltage side-to-side cooling with low system acoustic noise level (29dBA) and low light pollution cabinet\n        \n        \n            Projection Modes:\n            Front, Rear, Ceiling (front\/rear)\n        \n        \n            Keystone (digital):\n            +\/-5\u00b0 (horizontal), +\/-5\u00b0 (vertical)\n        \n        \n            Lamp:\n            User replaceable 200\/250W HPM (selectable), 3000 hour average lifetime (Actual lamp life will vary depending on the environmental condition of the application.)\n        \n        \n            Video Processing:\n            Pixelworks\u2122 DNX (Digital Natural Expression) 10 bit video with Motion-Adaptive De-Interlacing, rich color processing and noise reduction.\n        \n        \n            Calibration:\n            Full RGB gain\/offset control (White Balance), Gamma (1.0, 1.5, 1.8, 2.0, 2.2, 2.35, 2.5, 2.8), Contrast, Color Temp (Presets 5K~10K and X,Y control for R,G,B,Y), Brightness\n        \n        \n            <strong>General<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Dimensions:\n            17.5\" (445mm) L x 16.5\" (420mm) W x 6.5\" (164mm) H\n        \n        \n            Weight:\n            17.6 lb (8 kg)\n        \n        \n            Operating Temperature:\n            32\u00b0 F (5\u00b0 C) - 95\u00b0 F (35\u00b0 C)\n        \n        \n            Operating Altitude:\n            Sea Level - 7,500 Ft (2,300m)\n        \n        \n            Operating Humidity:\n            0% - 80% non-condensing\n        \n        \n            Universal Power Supply:\n            100V - 240V at 50-60Hz (auto-ranging), true soft power\n        \n        \n            Regulatory:\n            FCC Part 15 Class B, CE Class B, UL, cUL, CB, RoHS, WEEE, local conformances as required\n        \n        \n            Menu Languages:\n            English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Traditional Chinese, Japanese, Korean\n        \n    \n\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Planar 720p Projector<\/li>\n    <li>Remote<\/li>\n    <li>2 AAA Batteries <\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Component Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Users Manual<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2621421\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 599.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=bb9ae5e7-17c7-4fcd-9887-74995277b738\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6085","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Planar_720p_Home_Theater_Projectorjx2Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1222958557","modified_date":"1222958557","type":"feed","lat_lon":"31.169036,-100.076888","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Planar_720p_Home_Theater_Projectorjx2Thumbnail.jpg","location":"Texas","datetime":"Oct 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 1, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0a98a6b7151ac162":{"eid":"0a98a6b7151ac162","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Prevention Ultima Upper-Arm Blood Pressure Monitor","utc_ts":"1223010007","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Prevention_Ultima_Upper-Arm_Blood_Pressure_MonitorfavDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Maybe it\u2019s <em>Death Race<\/em>. Maybe it\u2019s <em>Eagle Eye<\/em>. Maybe <em>Wanted<\/em>.\nThis year everyone has one pretty lousy action movie that they still\nvery much wanted to see. That\u2019s the dirty little secret of the movie\nindustry. Namely, that the system used by movie reviewers is completely\nunscientific.<\/p>\n<p>You can throw out \u201cfour stars\u201d and \u201csix\nthumbs\u201d all you want, but what does that mean? There\u2019s really only one\nmeasure of thrills and romance, and that\u2019s heart rate. So we\u2019re\nproposing an new system based on the Prevention DS-2200PV Ultima\nUpper-Arm Blood Pressure Monitor.<\/p>\n<p>With the ability to\nmeasure Systolic, Diastolic and pulse rate, the Prevention DS-2200PV\nUltima Upper-Arm Blood Pressure Monitor can finally tell us which is\nmore exciting, the first time Jason leaps out of the bushes in Friday\nThe 13th or when Freddie grows to a hundred feet tall and eats Johnny\nDepp in Nightmare On Elm Street. The built in memory stores up to sixty\nreadings, so you can poll your friends to find out who is the better\nleading lady, Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct or Lauren Bacall in To\nHave And Have Not. And once you get those readings, you can move them\nvia the USB connection to your Windows PC. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.preventionmonitor.com\/develop\/DS-2200-download.html\">Hypertension Data Management System<\/a>\nlets you break down the measurements by hour, day, month or year,\nmaking sure we can finally have a guide to movies based on real\nnumbers, and not some jerkface who thinks Blade Runner was lousy. I\nmean, honestly, Leonard Maltin.<\/p>\n<p>With the Prevention\nDS-2200PV Ultima Upper-Arm Blood Pressure Monitor, you can find that\nguy who hates the Batman movies and shut him up once and for all. You\ncan even use the irregular heartbeat indicator to see if you\u2019ve got an\nirregular heartbeat. Good to know before you get in the popcorn line.\nAnd having visual cues will really help you understand what changes\nyour blood pressure.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t waste your time trying to explain\nthe complex nature of chaos and order and how they entwine in a\nunending dance. Pull out some hard figures like a geek should! The\nPrevention DS-2200PV Ultima Upper-Arm Blood Pressure Monitor is your\nticket to winning every movie debate conclusively. What\u2019s better than\nbeing right?<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> Limited Lifetime Mark of Fitness<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Measures Systolic, Diastolic blood pressure, and your pulse rate<\/li>\n    <li>Employs the oscillometric method for measurement of blood pressure and pulse rate<\/li>\n    <li>Irregular heartbeat indicator flashes to show if you have an irregular heartbeat<\/li>\n    <li>Set personal goals by programing a target blood pressure, the reading flashes when it is over your target<\/li>\n    <li>Built in memory to stores up to 60 readings each for two people and can transfer your data to a PC <\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.preventionmonitor.com\/develop\/DS-2200-download.html\">Hypertension Data Management System<\/a>\n    runs on a Windows PC that can analyze your measurements by hour, day,\n    week, month, or year and gives you a visual representation of your\n    readings over a period of time<\/li>\n    <li>Operates on AC power (included) or 4 AA batteries (not included)<\/li>\n    <li>Automatic inflation with automatic exhaust valve<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Specifications: <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Operating Principle: Oscillometric Method<\/li>\n    <li>Indicator: 17 Digital Liquid Crystal Display<\/li>\n    <li>Pressure Indicating Range: 0 to 300 mmHg (Cuff Pressure)<\/li>\n    <li>Systolic Measuring Range: 50 to 250 mmHg <\/li>\n    <li>Diastolic Measuring Range: 40 to 140 mmHg<\/li>\n    <li>Pulse Rate Measuring Range: 40 to 160 bpm<\/li>\n    <li>Cuff Pressure Accuracy: \u00b13 mmHg<\/li>\n    <li>Pulse Rate Accuracy: \u00b15% of Reading<\/li>\n    <li>Inflation: Automatic Inflation<\/li>\n    <li>Exhaust: Automatic Exhaust Valve<\/li>\n    <li>Power Supply: 6.0 VDC AC Adapter, Model ZL-26, or 4 AA Batteries<\/li>\n    <li>Memory: 2 Banks, each stores 60 readings<\/li>\n    <li>Operating Environment: +50\u00b0F to +104\u00b0F, 15 to 90% relative humidity<\/li>\n    <li>Storage Environment: -4\u00b0F to +122\u00b0F, 15 to 95% relative humidity <\/li>\n    <li>Cuff Coverage Arm Circumference: 9.1 to 16.9 in. (23 to 43 cm)<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: Approx 17.1 oz. (485g) with out batteries <\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions W x D x H: 5.9\u00d74.1\u00d74.7 inch (150\u00d7105 120 mm)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>System Requirements (for software only):<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Operating System: Windows 98SE, ME, 2000, XP, 32bit Vista (Factory install only)<\/li>\n    <li>Hard Disk: 20MB<\/li>\n    <li>RAM: 16mb, 32mb recommended<\/li>\n    <li>Processor: 80468CPU with 50MHz, 75MHz recommended<\/li>\n    <li>1 USB Port<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Prevention DS-2200PV Ultima Upper-Arm Blood Pressure Monitor<\/li>\n    <li>AC Adapter<\/li>\n    <li>USB Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Storage Box<\/li>\n    <li>Cuff<\/li>\n    <li>Instruction Guide<\/li>\n    <li>Wellness Tracking Chart<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.preventionmonitor.com\/develop\/DS-2200-download.html\">Click to Download HDMS Software<\/a><\/p><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2623613\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 29.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=d7883970-14ee-4c19-931d-7060d6ce6f09\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6092","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Prevention_Ultima_Upper-Arm_Blood_Pressure_Monitorj1hThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223042811","modified_date":"1223042811","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Prevention_Ultima_Upper-Arm_Blood_Pressure_Monitorj1hThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 2, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 2, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1cd35207c27b02fd":{"eid":"1cd35207c27b02fd","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Telesteps 12.5 ft. Telescopic Extension Ladder","utc_ts":"1223096438","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Telesteps_12.5_ft._Telescopic_Extension_LadderiooDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>I really thought I had it all. I mean, I was a stagehand for one of\nAmerica\u2019s leading home-shopping channels. Who wouldn\u2019t lose perspective\nin a crazy situation like that? The fast cars, the wild parties, the\nconstant requests for autographs \u2013 and the women, man, the women\u2026not to\nmention the famous \u201csample room\u201d of free merch sent to us by\nmanufacturers. I never paid a penny for a food processor or a novelty\nchess set the whole time I worked there. I felt like the King of the\nWorld.<\/p>\n<p>Then came a day that seemed like any other \u2013 at\nfirst. We were selling this thing called the Telesteps 12.5 ft.\nTelescopic Extension Ladder. I was chosen to show it off for the\naudience, to unfold it from its compact collapsed form to its full\nheight. It was time for me to shine. I changed into my black jeans so\nthe chicks out there could get a good look at my butt and climbed on\nup. There I was, pretending to dust a fake window while a nation ooohed\nand aaahed. I was on, man. I was in the zone, doing what I do, the only\nway I know how to do it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU\">Then I fell.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It only took an instant. But my whole life flashed before my eyes. And I was horrified. <em>Is\nthis all I was put here for? To demonstrate cheap crap like a trained\nchimp, on a basic-cable channel that\u2019s a national joke? To run around\nwith women who can\u2019t even get into the dressing room of a third-tier\nmetal band on a reunion tour?<\/em> After a few terrifying minutes, I realized I was OK - physically. Spiritually, I would never be the same.<\/p>\n<p>I\ntruly believe I was saved for a reason. I believe a higher power had a\npurpose for me more important than hawking the Telesteps 12.5 ft.\nTelescopic Extension Ladder, and knocked me off that ladder to put me\non the right path. And a few days later, I knew I\u2019d found that purpose.\nSee, I met this nice person who offered me a free personality test,\nwhich really revealed the inner truth \u2013 hey, hey, wait a minute! Where\nare you going? Come back! Come back!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Telesteps<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'new', itemPrice : 89.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>12.5 foot telescopic extension ladder weighs only 23 pounds and just 30 inches when compact<\/li>\n    <li>Fits in a trunk, no need for a roof rack to transport<\/li>\n    <li>Provides the equivalent standing height of a 16 foot extension ladder in a lightweight and easy to store package<\/li>\n    <li>Meets\n    applicable American National Standards Institute (ANSI) and\n    Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) requirements<\/li>\n    <li>Holds up to 250 pounds<\/li>\n    <li>ANSI Type 1<\/li>\n    <li>Height: 30 inches to 12.5 feet<\/li>\n    <li>Width: 19 inches<\/li>\n    <li>Depth: 3 inches<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 23 pounds<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Telesteps 12.5 ft. Telescopic Extension Ladder<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2625957\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 89.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=c7439127-e1cc-441a-a202-3f9728731a94\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6098","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Telesteps_12.5_ft._Telescopic_Extension_Ladderg5aThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223127139","modified_date":"1223127139","type":"feed","lat_lon":"-21.115141,55.536384","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Telesteps_12.5_ft._Telescopic_Extension_Ladderg5aThumbnail.jpg","location":"Reunion","datetime":"Oct 3, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 3, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"37fc9ceb615678bf":{"eid":"37fc9ceb615678bf","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Philips Icon 5 Device Universal Remote","utc_ts":"1223269239","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Philips_Icon_5_Device_Universal_RemotelqsDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Forget the ten programmable hotkeys. Forget the fact that this\nremote can learn new device codes simply by pointing the old remote at\nit. Forget the glossy black finish, even. My favorite feature of this\nPhilips Icon 5 Device Universal Remote is the included set of stickers.\nThey feature full-color logos for many of the most popular networks, so\nyou can remember which channels your hotkeys are programmed for. <\/p>\n<p>The labels include everything from NBC, CNN, and HBO\nto the Playboy Channel and Spice \u2013 just the thing when you want to show\nyour guests that you watch so much porn, you need it on speed-dial. But\nhow come none of my ten favorite channels are included?<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>DNN: The Depressing News Network<\/li>\n    <li>C-SPAN 3 (Adults Only)<\/li>\n    <li>TPTV: All Test Patterns, All The Time<\/li>\n    <li>The Mini-Golf Channel<\/li>\n    <li>F: The Foot Network<\/li>\n    <li>The Channel With Some Foreign Guy Yelling Over Soccer Highlights<\/li>\n    <li>XOS: The Xtreme Office Supplies Network<\/li>\n    <li>GGMSW-TV: Nothing But <em>Golden Girls<\/em> and <em>Murder She Wrote<\/em> <\/li>\n    <li>ESPN Chess<\/li>\n    <li>PreNatalTV: The Only Channel For Fetuses, By Fetuses<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Philips<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Universal remote control allows you to program and operate up to 5 devices from almost any brand<\/li>\n    <li>Learning\n    functionality captures and stores infrared signals from other remotes.\n    When device codes are not included in the on-board database, they can\n    always be learned from the original remote, simply by pointing to it<\/li>\n    <li>Program up to 10 buttons with your favorite channels, and place a sticker of the channel icon next to the button<\/li>\n    <li>Extensive library of channel icons for easy selection <\/li>\n    <li>Ready\n    for use with Philips equipment, use the universal remote control\n    without programming it because all keys are pre-set for Philips<\/li>\n    <li>Universal database of infrared codes is incorporated to enable easy installation of your TV, TV combi, VCR, DVD, DVD recorder, satellite or digital terrestrial receiver, cable decoder, amplifier, Home theater system or receiver<\/li>\n    <li>Black glossy top cover finish<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions (W x H x L): 2\u201d x .75\u201d x 8\u201d <\/li>\n    <li>Operates on 2 AAA batteries<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Philips SRU4105WM\/17 Icon 5 Device Universal Remote<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n    <li>Code List<\/li>\n    <li>Sticker Icons<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2629196\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 4.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=bea58785-e212-4e1a-b147-3549bc845061\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6104","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Philips_Icon_5_Device_Universal_Remoteaz9Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223333569","modified_date":"1223333569","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Philips_Icon_5_Device_Universal_Remoteaz9Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 5, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 5, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0666976c09f5bb4e":{"eid":"0666976c09f5bb4e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Power Sentry 5 Outlet PowerSquid \u2013 2 Pack","utc_ts":"1223355609","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Power_Sentry_5_Outlet_PowerSquid___2_PackerwDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Brothers and sisters, the time of the Power Squid is nigh! Behold,\nHe will appear unto us as a five-tentacled being whose limbs course\nwith electricity! Discard your old \u201cpower strips,\u201d silly relics!\nWorthless from a misguided faith! What a horrible joke it was\nthat you once believed in such rude trinkets! Look upon the Power\nSquid, consider your erstwhile confidence in the pathetic \u201cpower\nstrips\u201d plugged into your home office outlets and laugh, or sob, at the\nprofundity of your error!<\/p>\n<p>When He arrives, our old ways will\nend! Recall how we once struggled to find grounded adapter-ready\noutlets for our devices, five at a time? There are no words for the\nabject triviality of such concerns to the Power Squid!<\/p>\n<p>But wait! He is already here! Look! Look to woot.com! Do you see? Gods, no! Some of our cult can see <em>two<\/em> Power Squids! Speak of them, brothers! <\/p>\n<p>One\nis black, they say, and one is clad in a rubberized skin of silver, the\nother in black! Or perhaps both are silver! Or both black! What\u2019s that?\nYou think you would prefer to select the colors of the Power Squids\nyourself? Foolish, insignificant insect! What matters your preference?\nHe will appear unto you as He appears, with less regard for your\npreference than a flood has for the names of the beetles it drowns! <\/p>\n<p>Hail\nto the Power Squid! Oh, His arrival\u2026 it overwhelms me! I weep! With\ntrembling mouse, I click the \u201cI Want One!\u201d button! My mind is not my\nown! Madness! Maaaaaadneesssss!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Phillips<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Converts 1 grounded outlet to 5 grounded adapter ready outlets<\/li>\n    <li>Easily plug in 5 devices without struggling with strips, works with either standard or transformer plugs<\/li>\n    <li>3 Foot, 14 gauge grounded power cord, durable and versatile for the tough to reach jobs<\/li>\n    <li>Lighted switch with 15-Amp circuit breaker<\/li>\n    <li>Overload protection of 1875 watts<\/li>\n    <li>Built-In keyhole slots (On Back) for flush mounting<\/li>\n    <li>Power Blocker automatic shutdown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2 Power Sentry Power Squids<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2630944\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 7.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=1e4858d9-e8e4-4945-893e-ca52ec317d58\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6112","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Power_Sentry_5_Outlet_PowerSquid___2_Packgi4Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223360750","modified_date":"1223360750","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Power_Sentry_5_Outlet_PowerSquid___2_Packgi4Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 6, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 6, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"36b259e13f744a13":{"eid":"36b259e13f744a13","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Westinghouse 37\u201d 1080p HDTV Ready LCD Monitor","utc_ts":"1223528442","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Westinghouse_37__1080p_HDTV_Ready_LCD_Monitor4z9Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>\u201cFather Grabarkiewicz! My G- uh, I\u2019m so glad you\u2019re here!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI came as soon as I could. Where\u2019s the baby?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight\nthis way\u2026but, Father, I should warn you to be prepared. He\u2019s not \u2013 it\u2019s\nnot a \u2013 it\u2019s not something you \u2013 it\u2019s horrible, Father!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cHeaven preserve us\u2026you\u2019re right\u2026\u201d <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201d...True 1080p resolution! True 1080p resolution! Uncompressed digital interface! Uncompressed digital interface!...\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow long has he been babbling like this?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSince midnight, Father, when the Westinghouse LVM-37W3SE 37\u201d 1080p HDTV Ready LCD Monitor appeared on Woot.\u201d <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201d...Accepts and processes and outputs any 1080p source input as opposed to merely upscaling a 720p source!...\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, it all makes sense \u2013 terrible, terrible sense. That\u2019s the monitor that had all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laptopvideo2go.com\/forum\/lofiversion\/index.php?t15453.html\">those<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hardforum.com\/showthread.php?t=1232024\">EDID<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avsforum.com\/avs-vb\/showthread.php?t=924605\">bugs<\/a>, isn\u2019t it?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\nbut only in an initial limited production lot. Westinghouse says none\nof the ones offered for sale by Woot have that problem.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s true. But perhaps they were left\u2026spiritually vulnerable.\u201d <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201d...high-performance HD digital cable, HD satellite and an HD game console all at once! Fat pipe fat pipe fat pipe!...\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet me see what I can do. Monitor! Westinghouse LVM-37W3SE LCD Monitor! I speak your name and command you to leave this child!\u201d <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201d...Genesis Display Perfection\u00ae technology! Genesis Display Perfection\u00ae technology!...\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cMarketing\nbuzzwords cannot save you! Release this innocent child, who is too pure\nof heart to even know the difference between 1080p and 720p! I command\nit!\u201d <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201d...176-degree viewing angle! HDTV ready! HDTV ready!...\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou dare invoke HDTV? You dare? I know your secret, beast! You do not even include an HDTV tuner!\u201d <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201d...No! Nooo!...\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cBack, tunerless foulness! I command you to return to the \u2018HDTV-ready\u2019 pit whence you rose!\u201d <\/p>\n<p><em>\u201d...no\u2026no\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere. He should sleep soundly now.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, thank you, Father. I started to wonder if I\u2019d ever have my baby back.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease don\u2019t thank me. It\u2019s my duty. Now, I\u2019m afraid I must depart.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you going, Father?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI feel\u2026strangely compelled\u2026to buy a Westinghouse LVM-37W3SE 37\u201d 1080p HDTV Ready LCD Monitor.\u201d <\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Westinghouse<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'new', itemPrice : 569.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>1920\u00d71080 native resolution with more than 2 million pixels and capable of displaying 16.7 million colors<\/li>\n    <li>True 1080p monitor - can accept, process and output any 1080p source input, as opposed to merely\n    creating a 1080p output by upscaling a 720p source.<\/li>\n    <li>HDTV\n    ready, attach HD digital cable, HD satellite, HD game console, Blu-Ray\n    player or a PC\/Notebook using uncompressed digital interfaces (Tuners\n    not included)<\/li>\n    <li>Amazingly thin for its size - 4.7 inches deep (without base) and VESA install options gives you flexibility to hanging it on your wall or installing it in an armoire <\/li>\n    <li>Pair of 15 watt speakers, plug it in and start playing right away<\/li>\n    <li>Convenient switched stereo audio outputs allow the ultimate flexibility for external receivers and surround-sound processors<\/li>\n    <li>Innovative SpineDesign\u2122 allows easy side access to connectors and keeps cables organized<\/li>\n    <li>DayBright anti-glare coating, perfect viewing in any lighting condition<\/li>\n    <li>Auto Source feature automatically detects a source and switches to it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Display Specifications  <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Viewable Screen Size: 37\u201d Diagonal<\/li>\n    <li>Aspect Ratio: 16:9<\/li>\n    <li>Native\/Optimum Resolution: 1920\u00d71080<\/li>\n    <li>Color Capability: 16.7 Million colors<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Connectors <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>1 HDMI-HDCP + L\/R Audio: 480i\/p, 720p, 1080i, 1080p<\/li>\n    <li>1 DVI -HDCP + L\/R Audio: 480i\/p, 720p, 1080i, 1080p<\/li>\n    <li>1 VGA\/D-Sub\/RGB + Audio mini jack: 480i\/p, 720p, 1080i, 1080p<\/li>\n    <li>2 YPbPr Component Video + L\/R Audio: 480i\/p, 720p, 1080i<\/li>\n    <li>1 S-Video+ L\/R Audio: 480i<\/li>\n    <li>1 Composite Video + L\/R Audio: 480i<\/li>\n    <li>1 L\/R Audio out, Switched, Fixed Volume <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Compatible Modes <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>NTSC: 480i<\/li>\n    <li>HD Ready: 480p, 720p, 1080i, 1080p<\/li>\n    <li>PC: 1920\u00d71080, 640\u00d7480, 800\u00d7600, 1024\u00d7768<\/li>\n    <li>Clear QAM: Not Compatible <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Picture<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Contrast Ratio: 1000:1<\/li>\n    <li>Brightness: 550 cd\/m2<\/li>\n    <li>Color Gamut: 75% NTSC<\/li>\n    <li>Lamp Life: 60,000 Hrs<\/li>\n    <li>Viewing Angle: 176\u00b0 Horizontal, 176\u00b0 Vertical<\/li>\n    <li>Response Time: 8 ms<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Video Processing <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Progressive Scan  <\/li>\n    <li>Aspect Ratio Conversion  <\/li>\n    <li>CCS (Cross Color Suppressor)  <\/li>\n    <li>3D Noise Reduction  <\/li>\n    <li>PIP  <\/li>\n    <li>Inverse 3:2 Pulldown  <\/li>\n    <li>Freezing Picture  <\/li>\n    <li>3D Video Processing  <\/li>\n    <li>3D Comb Filter  <\/li>\n    <li>Genesis Display Perfection<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Dimensions and Weight <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>37.3\u201d x 25.9\u201d x 8.2\u201d (with Base)<\/li>\n    <li>50 lbs (with Base)<\/li>\n    <li>37.3\u201d x 23.8\u201d x 4.7\u201d (w\/o Base)<\/li>\n    <li>43 lbs (w\/o Base)<\/li>\n    <li>43.5\u201d x 31.0\u201d x 12.8\u201d (carton dimensions)<\/li>\n    <li>65 lbs (carton weight) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Audio <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2-15 watt speakers <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Cabinet Color <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Silver\/Black <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Installation Options <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>8 Hole Pattern<\/li>\n    <li>75mm x 75mm VESA\u00ae Pattern<\/li>\n    <li>100mm x 100mm VESA\u00ae Pattern wall mounts<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Westinghouse LVM-37W3SE 37\u201d 1080p HDTV Ready LCD Monitor<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Westinghouse Statement:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>The Westinghouse LVM-37W3SE 1080p monitor offered for sale by Woot incorporates the correct EDID data. An initial limited production lot had incorrect EDID data and this batch is not part of the Woot offering.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Westinghouse Pixel Policy:<\/strong> A LCD TV will be considered dead on arrival (D.O.A.) with regard to defective pixels on the LCD panel when any one of the following criteria is met:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>A total of 5 defective pixels including both bright dots and dark dots are present<\/li>\n    <li>2 or more pairs of adjacent bright dots are present<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2634550\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 569.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=bea1df20-73cd-4988-80f4-41d9b587da39\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6120","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Westinghouse_37__1080p_HDTV_Ready_LCD_MonitortuuThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223568461","modified_date":"1223568461","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Westinghouse_37__1080p_HDTV_Ready_LCD_MonitortuuThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 8, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 8, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"410d9b9fedbd7439":{"eid":"410d9b9fedbd7439","username":"rromanchuk","title":"HP Pavilion Dual Core Athlon 5000+ Slimline PC","utc_ts":"1223614812","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_Slimline_Dual_Core_2.6_GHz_Desktop_PCgltDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Let\u2019s face it: a lot of you dudes out there have no how to\ntreat a lady. On the rare occasion when you do charm, flatter, cajole,\nor blackmail a woman into spending time with you, you miss a key\nopportunity to win her over by not giving her a gift on your first\ndate. Even a small token of affection can go a long way to make her\nfavorably disposed to you, possibly avoiding tension, embarassment, and\ncostly litigation later. As a public service to the lonely and\/or\nunsettling and\/or excessively sweaty single man, here\u2019s our guide to\nfirst-date gifts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chocolate:<\/strong> sweet and\nindulgent, yes. And harmful to your date\u2019s health, and habit-forming,\nand probably harvested by some 8-year-old slave in Sierra Leone. What\nis wrong with you, you monster?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flowers:<\/strong> on\nthe one hand, everybody likes flowers, and there\u2019s not much confusion\nabout what they mean. On the other hand, it\u2019s a little predictable. And\nunless you\u2019re picking her up at her place, they\u2019ll be kind of a burden\nfor her to tote around all night. Also, consider the insect pests that\nmay be lurking among the petals. For instance, a botfly maggot will\nchew its way into a person\u2019s body and gorge itself for weeks until it\nbecomes so distended and bloated from its meals of human flesh that it\npops out through the skin. Not the kind of impression you hope to make\non a first date!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/wine.woot.com\/\">Wine<\/a>:<\/strong>\nwhile it can be useful in sussing out important characteristics about\nyour date \u2013 if she pops it open on the spot and starts drinking, run\nthe other way \u2013 it also says \u201cI\u2019m trying to lower your inhibitions so I\ncan have my way with you.\u201d Some women may be turned off by this message.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Firearms:<\/strong>\na thoughtful and practical gift, but studies show that most shooting\nvictims are shot by people they know. Don\u2019t become a statistic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A brand new car:<\/strong>\nfor guys who like to come on strong, this could be just the thing. Be\nwarned, though \u2013 if the evening goes poorly, etiquette dictates that\nit\u2019s rude to ask for it back. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Paper clips:<\/strong>\nnot recommended, unless you met through an online paper-clip-fetishist\nforum, or one of the many dating services that cater to office-supply\nenthusiasts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The HP Pavilion s3401f Slimline Dual Core 2.6 GHz Desktop PC:<\/strong> the Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz (65W) base processor says \u201cI like to move fast\u201d, but the 360gb 7200 RPM SATA hard drive says \u201cI\u2019ll give you your space.\u201d 6 USB\nports suggest that you\u2019re open-minded. And rare indeed is the woman who\ncan resist a man bearing integrated 10\/100 Base-T networking interface\nwith Wireless LAN 802.11 b\/g. Everybody\nhates Windows Vista, so you\u2019ll have a shared interest to talk about\nduring those awkward moments. It\u2019s true what they say: the way to a\nwoman\u2019s heart is through her HP Pavilion s3401f Slimline Dual Core 2.6 GHz Desktop PC.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year HP<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'new', itemPrice : 349.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz (65W) base processor<\/li>\n    <li>2GB PC2-6400 MB\/sec 240 pin, DDR2 SDRAM, upgradeable to 4 GB<\/li>\n    <li>\n    <li>360GB 7200 RPM SATA hard drive<\/li>\n    <li>16X DVD\u00b1 R\/RW 12X RAM \u00b1R DL LightScribe SATA drive<\/li>\n    <li>GeForce 6150SE nForce 430 chipset<\/li>\n    <li>Available PCI Express x16 card slot for upgraded video card<br>\n    <\/li>\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Integrated 10\/100 Base-T networking and 56K bps data\/fax modem<\/li>\n    <li>Wireless LAN 802.11 b\/g <\/li>\n    <li>15-in-1 (4 slot) memory card reader<\/li>\n    <li>6 USB 2.0 ports, 2 front and 4 in the rear<\/li>\n    <li>Windows Vista Home Premium with Windows Media Center (32-bit) and Service Pack 1 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Specifications:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n    \n        \n            <strong>Base processor<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz (65W)\n            2000 MT\/s (mega transfers\/second)<br>\n            Socket AM2\n        \n        \n            <strong>Chipset<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            GeForce 6150SE nForce 430\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Motherboard<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Manufacturer:\n            Asus\n        \n        \n            Motherboard Name:\n            M2N61-AR\n        \n        \n            HP\/Compaq motherboard name:\n            Acacia-GL6E\n        \n        \n            <strong>Motherboard<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Memory Installed:\n            2 GB\n        \n        \n            Maximum Allowed:\n            4 GB (2 x 2 GB)<br>\n            Actual available memory may be less\n        \n        \n            Speed Supported:\n            PC2-6400 MB\/sec\n        \n        \n            Type:\n            240 pin, DDR2 SDRAM\n        \n        \n            <strong>Hard Drive<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            360 GB SATA 3G (3.0 Gb\/sec)\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            7200 rpm\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>16X DVD(+\/-)R\/RW 12X RAM (+\/-)R DL LightScribe SATA drive<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            DVD-RAM:\n            Up to 12X\n        \n        \n            DVD-R DL Write Once:\n            Up to 8X\n        \n        \n            DVD+R DL Write Once:\n            Up to 8X\n        \n        \n            DVD+R Write Once:\n            Up to 16X\n        \n        \n            DVD+RW Rewritable:\n            Up to 8X\n        \n        \n            DVD-R Write Once:\n            Up to 16X\n        \n        \n            DVD-RW Rewritable:\n            Up to 6X\n        \n        \n            DVD ROM Read:\n            Up to 16X\n        \n        \n            CD-R Write Once:\n            Up to 40X\n        \n        \n            CD-RW Rewritable:\n            Up to 32X\n        \n        \n            CD-ROM Read:\n            Up to 40X\n        \n        \n            <strong>Modem<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            56K bps data\/fax modem\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Wireless<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Wireless LAN 802.11 b\/g\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Video Graphics<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Integrated graphics\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Sound\/Audio<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            High Definition 6-channel audio<br>\n            ALC 888S chipset\n            <br>\n            \n        \n        \n            <strong>Network (LAN)<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Integrated 10\/100 Base-T networking interface\n        \n        \n            <strong>Memory Card Reader<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Supports the following cards:\n            Compact Flash I<br>\n            Compact Flash II<br>\n            IBM Microdrive<br>\n            Secure Digital (SD)<br>\n            mini-SD<br>\n            MultiMediaCard (MMC)<br>\n            Reduced size MultiMediaCard (RS-MMC)<br>\n            MultiMediaCard Plus (MMC plus)<br>\n            MultiMediaCard Mobile (MMC mobile)<br>\n            Memory Stick<br>\n            Memory Stick Pro<br>\n            Memory Stick Duo<br>\n            Memory Stick Pro Duo<br>\n            SmartMedia<br>\n            xD Picture Card (xD = extreme digital)\n        \n        \n            <strong>I\/O Ports on the Front Panel<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            15-in-1 (4 slot):\n            One\n        \n        \n            USB:\n            Two\n        \n        \n            Headphone:\n            One\n        \n        \n            <strong>I\/O Ports on the Back Panel<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            PS2 (keyboard, mouse):\n            Two (one each)\n        \n        \n            SPDIF out (coaxial):\n            One\n        \n        \n            VGA:\n            One\n        \n        \n            USB:\n            Four\n        \n        \n            1394a:\n            One\n        \n        \n            LAN:\n            One\n        \n        \n            Audio (line in, line out, microphone):\n            One Each\n        \n        \n            <strong>Expansion Slots<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            PCI:\n            One (None available)\n        \n        \n            PCI Express x16:\n            One (One available)\n        \n        \n            <strong>Drive Bays<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            5.25\":\n            One (None available)\n        \n        \n            3.5\":\n            One (None available)\n        \n        \n            Pocket Media Drive:\n            One (One available)\n        \n        \n            <strong>Operating System<\/strong>\n        \n        \n            Windows Vista Home Premium with Windows Media Center (32-bit) with Service Pack 1\n        \n    \n\n\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>HP Pavilion s3401f Desktop PC<\/li>\n    <li>Keyboard<\/li>\n    <li>Mouse<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Phone Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Wireless Antenna<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2636559\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 349.9900","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6126","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_Slimline_Dual_Core_2.6_GHz_Desktop_PClh9Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223681791","modified_date":"1223681791","type":"feed","lat_lon":"8.460555,-11.779889","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_Slimline_Dual_Core_2.6_GHz_Desktop_PClh9Thumbnail.jpg","location":"Sierra Leone","datetime":"Oct 9, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 9, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2ba1077c61016a08":{"eid":"2ba1077c61016a08","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Ecommerce Fiends In Crash Ad Shocker!: Vanity Search & Destroy","utc_ts":"1223676000","descrptn":"<p>No time to tarry here on a busy Friday - just enough to take a moment to gaze into the Internet looking-glass and bask in our own reflected glory...\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Our new Google ads, written with the economic crisis in mind, sparked a debate about ethics, responsibility, and whether we were funny jerks or just regular jerks. TechCrunch asked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techcrunch.com\/2008\/10\/08\/are-the-new-woot-ads-funny-or-just-offensive\/\">\"Offensive, or offensively funny?\"<\/a>, Brent Terrazas wondered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brentter.com\/wootcoms-new-adwords-campaign-offensive-or-just-sly-marketing\/\">\"irresponsible ad copy or are people over-reacting?\"<\/a>, Silicon Valley Insider noted that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alleyinsider.com\/2008\/10\/fearful-panicky-have-we-got-a-google-ad-for-you\">\"this is not Woot's first creative and funny \"<\/a> (thanks for noticing!), and Conde Nast Portfolio called it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.portfolio.com\/views\/blogs\/daily-brief\/2008\/10\/09\/over-the-edge?tid=true\">\"tastelessness in the face of economic distress\"<\/a>. The bloggers who noticed the ads first, Slacker at Work, got the point when they said we <a href=\"http:\/\/slackeratwork.com\/google-woot-stock-market-ad.html\">\"really know how to grab your attention!\"<\/a> We had no so many people would notice a couple of goofy text ads, but you won't hear us complaining.<\/li>\n    <li>We also took a couple of bold meta-steps into the quasi-political pseudo-arena this past week. Brett's Brain liked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6116\">our debate parody<\/a> enough to <a href=\"http:\/\/bellingson.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/amusing-wootcom-post.html\">reprint the whole thing<\/a>, while various Twitterererers found it <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sixtwosix\/statuses\/951185587\">\"hilarious\"<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/adnyla\/statuses\/951490978\">\"hysterical\"<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/awiser\/statuses\/951145977\">\"awesome\"<\/a>. It's nice to know we didn't scramble to write those jokes in two hours for nothing. If anybody knows anybody at <em>SNL<\/em> or <em>The Daily Show<\/em>, feel free to send them a link to that piece, heh...I can be bought, and probably for less than you think.<\/li>\n    <li>Our other politrickery was the debut of the <a href=\"http:\/\/shirt.woot.com\/friends.aspx?k=6733\">Bigfoot-Nessie '08<\/a> t-shirt. The Lone Star pundits at Politex noted <a href=\"http:\/\/startelegram.typepad.com\/politex\/2008\/10\/local-web-site.html\">\"No surprise. The T-shirt sold out.\"<\/a><\/li>\n    <li>I love it when we show up in a slice-of-life blog post, especially one that says that a phone call about that day's Woot deal <a href=\"http:\/\/simplynutmeg.com\/?p=879\">\"felt so much like phone sex\"<\/a>. Alas, the product was sold out - sorry about the consumerus interruptus!<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/threadoftheday.com\/2008\/10\/when-a-good-woot-goes-bad\/\">When A Good Woot Goes Bad<\/a> is a cautionary tale about the messed-up Breville espresso machines we sold. Whoops. Humbling after all the happy-talk about our writeups. You can't drink debate jokes, you know?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thanks, errbody (as we say in tha Lou). If you think you can do a better job of ferreting out Woot commentary from the e-morass, post your linkage below.<\/p><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6130","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223681791","modified_date":"1223681791","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"21c66a02e2777000":{"eid":"21c66a02e2777000","username":"rromanchuk","title":"DigiPro 8\" x 6\" USB Graphics Tablet with Cordless Pen","utc_ts":"1223787614","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/DigiPro_8__x_6__USB_Graphics_Tablet_with_Cordless_PenhnsDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>PLESE READ it will only take a moment and forward this to anyone you know who could use a SMILE!!!<\/p>\n<p>>> A Lawyer and a Blonde are sitting next to each<br>\n>> other on a flight from L.A. To New York.<br>\n>> The Blonde is drawing on a DigiPro WP8060 8\u00d76\u201d <br>\n>> USB Graphics Tablet. The Lawyer asks if she would <br>\n>> like to play a fun game but she is busy so she<br>\n>> politiely says No.<br>\n>> <br>\n>> The Laywer wants the DigiPro WP8060 8\u00d76\u201d <br>\n>> USB Graphics Tablet with its cordless pen and 512<br>\n>> Levels of Sensitivity so he makes her a better <br>\noffer.<br>\n>> \u201cI will ask you a question and if you don\u2019t know the<br>\n>> answer, you give me the graphics tablet. But if <br>\nyou<br>\n>> ask me a question and I don\u2019t know the answer, I\u2019ll<br>\n>> pay you $5000 dollars.\u201d <br>\n>> He figures since he is a lawyer and she is a Blonde<br>\n>> he will win the game easily.<br>\n>> <br>\n>> The Blonde just wants to be left alone to draw, but<br>\n>> she figures the only way to shut him up is to play<br>\n>> his little Game, so, she agrees. The Lawyer asks,<br>\n>> \u201cWho was the first Secretary of Agriculture?\u201d <br>\n>> <br>\n>> Since she does not know, the Blonde unplugs her.<br>\n>> DigiPro WP8060 8\u00d76\u201d USB Graphics Tablet and hands<br>\n>> It to him. <br>\n>> Then it is her turn. She asks, \u201cWhat goes<br>\n>> into the water with three arms, and comes out with 4?\u201d <br>\n>> <br>\n>> The lawyer cannot figure it out. He checks on the<br>\n>> Internet, he calls his friends, he asks the<br>\n>> Smithsononian Institution web site.<br>\n>> He is literally going Nuts.<br>\n>> Finally he gives up and gives her the $5,000 cash<br>\n>> in his pocket. He has to know so he asks,<br>\n>> \u201cWell, what DOES go into the water with three <br>\n>> arms, and come out with 4?\u201d <br>\n>> <br>\n>> The Blonde reaches into her purse and hands the<br>\n>> Laywer another $5.<br>\n>> <br>\n>> (P.S. And the HAPPY ENDING\u2026with her money, she bought another<br>\n>> DigiPro WP8060 8\u00d76\u201d USB Graphics Tablet!!)<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a><\/p>\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br>\n<br>\n\n\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote',\nitemCondition : 'new', itemPrice : 34.99,  merchantID :\n'subscrip_014793207843'});\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>8\u00d76-inch graphics tablet work area<\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with most graphic software (Painter, Adobe Photoshop)<\/li>\n    <li>Offers real painting feeling as you are drawing<\/li>\n    <li>Soft-tip pen with 512 levels of pressure for drawing programs such as Painter and Photoshop<\/li>\n    <li>Pen has controls for all Mouse functions<\/li>\n    <li>Captures signatures and drawing for inserting into documents<\/li>\n    <li>Features pen commands for control and editing functions<\/li>\n    <li>Pen has Annotate function for writing to Word documents<\/li>\n    <li>Handwriting communications for NetMeeting and Netscape conference<\/li>\n    <li>Pen Launching by tapping on the pad to start a program or visit a website<\/li>\n    <li>PenMail and Annotate\u00a0 software included<\/li>\n    <li>USB interface - 54-inch length (approximate)<\/li>\n    <li>Pen operates on one (1) AAA battery (included)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Software:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Bundled UC-Logic PenSuite:<\/li>\n    <li>PenCommander<\/li>\n    <li>Annotate for word<\/li>\n    <li>PenSigner<\/li>\n    <li>Annotate all<\/li>\n    <li>PenMail<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>8\u00d76-inch Graphics Tablet<\/li>\n    <li>Stylus Pen<\/li>\n    <li>Quick Start Guide<\/li>\n    <li>Driver and Pen suite V4.12 CD<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>PC Requirements:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Intel Pentium III processor or above<\/li>\n    <li>Windows 98SE\/ME\/2000\/XP<\/li>\n    <li>128 MB RAM<\/li>\n    <li>256 MB free hard disk space<\/li>\n    <li>CD-ROM drive<\/li>\n    <li>USB port<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Macintosh Requirements: (For driver only)<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Mac OS 9.x, 10.2.6 or higher<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2640951\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 34.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=9347d52e-4cbb-4cc4-96ce-ce934bf0cb0f\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6134","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/DigiPro_8__x_6__USB_Graphics_Tablet_with_Cordless_Pen3hvThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223798417","modified_date":"1223798417","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/DigiPro_8__x_6__USB_Graphics_Tablet_with_Cordless_Pen3hvThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 11, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 11, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1d947363c7fdde4a":{"eid":"1d947363c7fdde4a","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Gorgonz Behind the Head Fleece Ear Warmer \u2013 2 Pack","utc_ts":"1223960446","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Gorgonz_Behind_the_Head_Ear_Warmer___2_Packfb3Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>O, foolish vanity! O, reckless pride! That one so lofty as I could\nbe brought so low! Upon sight of my present sorry state, you may\nrightly recoil from belief, but \u2018tis true, \u2018tis true: once was the day\nI danced the zarabanda in the most rarefied hipster clubs, crowned by a\ncoiffure as carelessly exquisite as any in Park Slope! <\/p>\n<p>In\npursuit of a Platonic of youthful urban with-itude, I had labored\nlong and hard of a winter\u2019s night, piling my tresses in a precise\ndisarray, the way they\u2019ll be wearing it on CW teen-dramas three years\nhence. Despite the night\u2019s frigid winds, I was thus disinclined to\nconceal my ears with a double-muff that would disrupt and despoil all\nmy tonsorial labors, choosing to forgo utility for beauty. What foolish\nmortals, we!<\/p>\n<p>Not even the keenest clairvoyant in Jamaica\ncould have foreseen the peculiar run of events. One club, closed by the\ntaxman due to unpaid levies and insufficient licenses! Another club,\ncomandeered by a firm of vodka-mongers for a photo shoot! And the third\nclub, the one that was to have been our sanctuary, the one we only go\nto when we can\u2019t get into one of the really cool clubs \u2013 the queue of\npatrons stretched round the block! By now, the outlying reaches of my\nears had grown numb and pink. Still, I waited, and waited further. Only\nwhen two hours had elapsed did the brigand manning the door inform me\nthat my custom was no longer welcome in this club. It seems some\nindiscretions in the restrooms on a previous visit had neither been\nforgotten nor forgiven. <\/p>\n<p>Upon receiving these unhappy\ntidings, I begged the doorman to please have mercy and summon an\nambulance, as I had no longer any feeling in my ears! The physicians\nwere forced to abridge both appendages, producing the bizarre earless\naspect I present today. The same acquaintances who once lauded my\nelegant hair now turn away in disgust and horror from the gnarled\ncraters on either side of my head. What a fool I was! What a heedless\nfool! <\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s too late to save my frost-ruined ears, but I\nbeseech you \u2013 don\u2019t let my lesson go to waste. Cover your ears in the\ncold lest they be lost! And with the Gorgonz Behind the Head Ear\nWarmers, you need not sacrifice tonsorial dignity for protection from\nthe chill winds of dread winter. Today\u2019s sale will yield you a bounty\nof two pairs of warmers \u2013 on that fateful winter\u2019s night, would that I\nhad had but one. Now I can only employ them to conceal the horror that\nI have become!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Provides disguised performance and superior warmth for a variety of outdoor activities<\/li>\n    <li>Triple layer construction provides thermal retention, blocks wind and wicks moisture<\/li>\n    <li>Patented behind-the-head design<\/li>\n    <li>Works with hats, helmets and glasses<\/li>\n    <li>Made from high-quality, breathable fleece<\/li>\n    <li>Adjustable headband, click to fit design<\/li>\n    <li>Collapsible for easy storage in pocket or glove compartment<\/li>\n    <li>One size fits all<br>\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Weighs 2 oz. <br>\n    <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Ear Warmer Styles\/Colors (you only get 2, randomly selected by us):<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>Gorgonz FL200 Midnight Blue Basic Ear Warmer<\/li>\n    <li>Gorgonz FL200 Navy Blue Basic Ear Warmer<\/li>\n    <li>Gorgonz FL200 Midnight Blue Basic Ear Warmer<\/li>\n    <li>Gorgonz FL200 Camo Basic Ear Warmer<\/li>\n    <li>Gorgonz Black Stretch Pro Trade Ear Warmer<\/li>\n    <li>Gorgonz Black Stretch Pro Trade Ear Warmer<\/li>\n    <li>Gorgonz Midnight Blue Pro Trade  Ear Warmer<\/li>\n    <li>Gorgonz FL200 Black Basic Ear Warmer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2 Random Gorgonz Ear Warmers<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2644086\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 4.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=3e2e4233-44a5-4965-aae3-9f8b3c44fa84\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6145","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Gorgonz_Behind_the_Head_Ear_Warmer___2_Packu1iThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1223980999","modified_date":"1223980999","type":"feed","lat_lon":"18.109581,-77.297508","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Gorgonz_Behind_the_Head_Ear_Warmer___2_Packu1iThumbnail.jpg","location":"Jamaica","datetime":"Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 13, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0c67802beb5b9dbe":{"eid":"0c67802beb5b9dbe","username":"rromanchuk","title":"High-Rise Building, Come On Down: Woot Weads the Wire","utc_ts":"1224100800","descrptn":"<p><strong>Every week in this space, we\u2019ll take a look at the news and offer\nour own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The\nnews you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have\nto spare: that\u2019s Woot Weads the Wire.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ST. <span >LOUIS <\/span>(UPI)\u2014The number of lawsuits\nagainst online bloggers in the United States is steadily increasing,\nthe Citizen Media Law Project says.<\/p>\n<p><em>Suits against offline bloggers remain rare.<\/em><\/p><p><span >SAN FRANCISCO <\/span>(UPI)\u2014Police allege a San\nFrancisco man angry at being rejected for the \u201cPrice is Right\u201d TV show\nforced the evacuation of a high-rise by claiming he had a bomb.<\/p>\n<p><em>Police\ntook control of the situation by wheeling a up giant Plinko board and\nencouraging the man to drop the bomb in an attempt to win $100,000.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>ST. <span >PAUL<\/span>,\nMinn. (UPI)\u2014Attention drivers in St. Paul, Minn.: If you don\u2019t let\nwalkers walk their walk, word on the vine is you\u2019ll pay a fine.<\/p>\n<p><em>In a related story, the <span >UPI <\/span>Bureau of Jive celebrates another year of layin\u2019 down that news on the smooth-style tip. You know it, blood.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span >WASHINGTON<\/span>,\nOct. 13 (UPI)\u2014Hand-wringers who decry the amount of mud slung about\nduring the U.S. presidential campaign might want to avoid reading about\nthe \u201800 campaign, the 1800 race.<\/p>\n<p><em>Studies have shown that\nbooks, newspapers, and online media can contribute to hand\nstrain, which is something that hand-wringers may not be able to afford.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span >VERO BEACH<\/span>,\nFla. (AP)\u2014A McDonald\u2019s cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru\ncustomer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana.<\/p>\n<p><em>A\nspokesperson for the company that created Mayor McCheese, Grimace, the\ntalking McNuggets and the Fry Guys said that they were astonished\nanyone would ever associate McDonald\u2019s with drugs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span >GREENVILLE<\/span>,\nOhio (UPI)\u2014An estimated 1,100 pigs died Monday morning when a fire\nbroke out at a farm in Darke County, Ohio, fire officials say.<\/p>\n<p><em>Police\nreported a finding a traumatized spider beside an unfinished novel,\nwishing it could have written fast enough to save them all.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span >TITUSVILLE<\/span>,\nFla. (UPI)\u2014A Florida house fire early Monday was caused by a pet rat\nthat had inadvertently been set aflame by residents, authorities said.<\/p>\n<p><em>Florida investigators worry that the long-simmering pig\/rat tensions have flared into full-fledged war.<\/em><\/p>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6153","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1224114907","modified_date":"1224114907","type":"feed","lat_lon":"37.775196,-122.419204","image":"","location":"San Francisco","datetime":"Oct 15, 2008 1:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 15, 2008 1:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0530bb5929ae713b":{"eid":"0530bb5929ae713b","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Breville Ikon Diecast Blender","utc_ts":"1224306050","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_Ikon_Diecast_BlenderpdzDetail.jpg'><\/a><p><em>People of Earth:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We wished it to be understood\nthat on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft\nof great size was supposed to be visible within your skies. We threw\nthe name \u201cAlabama\u201d out there as a joke, but we were serious about <a href=\"http:\/\/totalodds.net\/alien_102936475.html\">remaining within your atmosphere for three days and all that<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It was going to be awesome.<\/p>\n<p>During\nthis time there was much commotion upon your earth plane. Your highest\nauthorities conspicuously ignored our message and stubbornly refused to\nprepare to invade the atmospherics of our ship. This was A Bummer. But\nit\u2019s not why we didn\u2019t show up.<\/p>\n<p><span >KNOW OF THIS<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span >WE MEANT TO COME ASSIST YOUR WORLD<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span >WE TOTALLY DID<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span >BUT OUR SHIP CAPTAIN GOT AHOLD OF THE BREVILLE IKON DIECAST BLENDER AND WOULDN<\/span>\u2019T <span >STOP WITH THE SPACE MARGARITAS<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span >SO WE COULDN<\/span>\u2019T <span >COME TO GIVE YOU HOPE<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>We are beings from other planets, who for many eons of your time have had a weakness for frozen cocktails.<\/p>\n<p>The\nBreville Ikon has a five-speed, 750-watt motor plus presets for crushed\nice and smoothies. Its pad is designed without creases for easy\ncleaning. The Breville Ikon made it so easy to crush the ice for these\ndrinks, and to clean up afterwards, that even our millennia-old\nwillpower could not resist.<\/p>\n<p>We thought it wouldn\u2019t hurt to just have one, but you know how that goes.<\/p>\n<p>We\nask each soul that reads of these words to forgive our penchant for\nspace margaritas. They are like regular margaritas but more cosmic. As\nresponsible alien-type beings, we simply could not drive drunk. Our\nship is huge. The slightest error could destroy entire civilizations.\nAnd our spaceship license would be suspended for ten to twelve eons.<\/p>\n<p><span >KNOW OF THIS<\/span><\/p>\n<p>WE\u2019RE <span >STILL TOTALLY PLANNING TO STOP BY AT SOME POINT<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Your governments and media are probably yukking it up good right about now. We do not blame them. We\u2019d laugh too.<\/p>\n<p>But we implore you to <span >TRUST<\/span> in the reality of the <span >TRUTH<\/span> which is in your heart. That <span >TRUTH<\/span> is, we\u2019ll come soon.<\/p>\n<p>Do\nnot attempt to pin us down to a date\u2026we\u2019re busy\u2026and there\u2019s always the\npossibility that somebody will bust out the Breville Ikon Diecast\nBlender again.<\/p>\n<p><span >BE OF JOY<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span >WE WILL BRING YOU AN UNDERSTANDING OF LOVE<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span >WE WILL CLEAR THE APPALLING CLOUD OF IGNORANCE OVER YOUR WORLD<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span >WE WILL BRING YOU THE MOST AMAZING SPACE MARGARITAS YOU<\/span>\u2019VE <span >EVER HAD<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>They will make Casa Gallardo look like a little kid\u2019s lemonade stand.<\/p>\n<p>WE\u2026 <span >THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT<\/span>\u2026 <span >SIGN OFF<\/span>, UNTIL <span >WE CLEAR UP OUR SCHEDULES A LITTLE MORE<\/span>. THEN WE\u2019LL <span >TOTALLY START WITH THAT ASCENSION TO THE NEW WORLD WE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE<\/span>. FOR <span >REAL<\/span>.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Breville<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n<span \/>\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'Refurbished', itemPrice : 79.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Five speed 750 watt motor with pulse function, can crush ice to make smoothies or snow<\/li>\n    <li>The\n    Hemisphere blade system utilizes a large, semicircular shredding blade\n    positioned to hug the uniquely shaped bowl. Because of this design,\n    there are no still zones around the<br>\n    blades, and ingredients are shredded into fine, consistent particles<\/li>\n    <li>Electronic controls ensure that the <span >RPM<\/span> speed is maintained for consistent results every time<\/li>\n    <li>Breville assist lid, unique ring pull design ensures the lid is easy to remove yet sealed tight during operation<\/li>\n    <li>Quarter turn blade removal, one twist and the blades are easily removed for fast and easy cleaning<\/li>\n    <li><span >LCD<\/span> display, counts up on speed settings and down for pre-programmed settings; for complete control when blending<\/li>\n    <li>Cord storage and non skid feet convenience features<\/li>\n    <li>Glass jar is designed for clarity and to resist chipping and fogginess<\/li>\n    <li>Dual tone, baked enamel measurement markers provide for sharp viewing and accurate measurement<\/li>\n    <li>Stainless steel long lasting professional performance base adds an elegant touch to any kitchen<\/li>\n    <li>Inner measuring lid for adding ingredients whist blending<\/li>\n    <li>Heavy duty, commercial grade components for durability<\/li>\n    <li>Illuminated buttons for long lasting, professional performance<\/li>\n    <li>Back lit digital timer<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 7.75\u201d x 6.25\u201d x 17\u201d <\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 10.65 lbs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Specifications:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Motor: 750 watt<\/li>\n    <li>Materials: Die-cast Base, Engineering grade polymers<\/li>\n    <li>Blade System: Hemisphere<\/li>\n    <li>Controls: Digital timer, Smoothie\/Ice crush programs, Ice crush to snow, Manual pulse<\/li>\n    <li>Capacity: 51oz (1.5 liter)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Breville <span >BBL600XL <\/span>Ikon Diecast Blender <\/li>\n    <li>51oz Glass Carafe<\/li>\n    <li>Lid<\/li>\n    <li>Blade Removal Tool<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2651899\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 79.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=207d711f-ed54-49c5-8984-36bcd353d3e5\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6164","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_Ikon_Diecast_BlenderevyThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1224315135","modified_date":"1224315135","type":"feed","lat_lon":"32.576227,-86.680737","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_Ikon_Diecast_BlenderevyThumbnail.jpg","location":"Alabama","datetime":"Oct 17, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 17, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"32da7e1e542b4d36":{"eid":"32da7e1e542b4d36","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Saitek Rumble Force Gamepad","utc_ts":"1224633625","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_Rumble_Force_Gamepadr8uDetail.jpg'><\/a><P>We understand why all you PC game hens would be scared. The Saitek Rumble Force Gamepad promises \u201cmaximum gaming realism.\u201d So you\u2019re probably thinking: Well, <EM>that<\/EM> doesn\u2019t sound very fun. <\/P>\n<P>You\u2019re imagining sports games in which you\u2019re realistically laughed off the field for being overweight and uncoordinated. You\u2019re picturing first-person shooter games where you spend the entire session cowering realistically inside a cupboard with no bladder control. You\u2019re thinking the first time you try to cast a spell in a fantasy game, a big, fat, realistic nothing\u2019s going to happen, and you\u2019ll be realistically beaten up just like the time you tried to convince the other kids on the bus that you were a spellcasting warlock after school.<\/P>\n<P>But don\u2019t worry. This is just another case of marketing tpes\u2019 overstating a product\u2019s features. The Saitek Rumble Force Gamepad will <EM>not<\/EM> actually make your fast-paced, action-packed, ultra-violent video game experience \u201crealistic.\u201d What a nightmare that would be! It will, however, vibrate a little in your hands while you play.<\/P><P><STRONG>Warranty:<\/STRONG> 2 Year Saitek<\/P>\n<P><STRONG>Features:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>PC game pad with powerful Runble Force technology for maximum gaming realism\n    <LI>Saitek Smart Technology programming software allows you to program the controller with keyboard and mouse commands, enabling it to work with games that only have support for keyboard and mice\n    <LI>2 quick-fire shoulder triggers\n    <LI>8-way D-pad\n    <LI>6 responsive buttons\n    <LI>2 analog joysticks with built-in buttons\n    <LI>Shift Key \u2013 provides up to 20 programmable function <\/LI>\n<\/UL>\n<P>Minimum System Requirements:<\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>166MHz Processor\n    <LI>32MB <SPAN>RAM<\/SPAN>\n    <LI><SPAN>USB <\/SPAN>Port <\/LI>\n<\/UL>\n<P><STRONG>In the box:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>Saitek <SPAN>P2500<\/SPAN>\/J62 Rumble Force Gamepad\n    <LI>User Manual\n    <LI>Installation CD <\/LI>\n<\/UL><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2671508\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6267","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_Rumble_Force_Gamepadt6hThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1224726359","modified_date":"1224726359","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_Rumble_Force_Gamepadt6hThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 21, 2008 5:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 21, 2008 5:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"37fb9f7f3f39bf50":{"eid":"37fb9f7f3f39bf50","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Glow in the Dark Jumbo Universal Remote","utc_ts":"1224670014","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Glow_in_the_Dark_Jumbo_Universal_Remote0uyDetail.jpg'><\/a><P>There was no reason to expect anything out of the ordinary that fateful day at the government\u2019s mountainside remote-control research lab. As usual, an elite team of the best and brightest engineers from America\u2019s top technical institutes were busy perfecting remote controllers, working diligently, knowing they were pitted against the Soviets in a top-secret race to develop better AV accessories.<\/P>\n<P>Suddenly, and without warning, a radioactive meteorite crashed through the facility\u2019s huge, beautiful but otherwise purposeless plate glass window! The impact was devastating! Fires broke out, destroying years of painstaking research! Toxic fumes filled the compound! The Wilhelm Scream rang through the halls! <\/P>\n<P>That was years ago. The facility is nothing but rubble now, its precise location known only to a handful of high-ranking personnel. Military intelligence maintains that there were no survivors. <\/P>\n<P>And yet, all across America today, citizens report sighting a new kind of remote control: A huge, mutant remote control, compatible with most major brands of AV components, and covered in enormous, glow-in-the-dark buttons.<\/P>\n<P>Perhaps they are here to help us\u2014replacing the various and sundry remotes that clutter America\u2019s coffee tables. Or do they instead intend to exact deadly vengeance against the nation whose unchecked experiments helped create a race of giant-sized monster freaks?<\/P>\n<P>No one knows! Dare you invite one into your home? <SPAN>DARE YOU<\/SPAN>?<\/P><P><STRONG>Warranty:<\/STRONG> <A href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=_blank>90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/A><\/P>\n<P><STRONG>Features:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>Glow in the dark buttons\n    <LI>Manages up to eight separate devices\n    <LI>Compatible with most major brands of AV components\n    <LI>Code search button discovers device codes automatically\n    <LI>Programmable power <SPAN>OFF<\/SPAN> timer\n    <LI>Extra-large soft-touch buttons for easy navigation\n    <LI>Jumbo-sized\u2014never misplace your remote control again\n    <LI>Requires two AA batteries (not included) <\/LI>\n<\/UL>\n<P><STRONG>In the box:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>Glow in the Dark Jumbo Universal Remote\n    <LI>Instruction Manual <\/LI>\n<\/UL><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2661544\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6212","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Glow_in_the_Dark_Jumbo_Universal_Remotei98Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1224678429","modified_date":"1224678429","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Glow_in_the_Dark_Jumbo_Universal_Remotei98Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 22, 2008 3:06 AM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 22, 2008 3:06 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1da5068eb0336d70":{"eid":"1da5068eb0336d70","username":"rromanchuk","title":"RCA Active Noise Canceling Headphones","utc_ts":"1224781225","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/RCA_Active_Noise_Cancelling_HeadphonesngnDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Traveling by air is hell for your delicate ear-parts. Let us\nenumerate a few of the ways in which your sound-holes get assaulted\nwhen you\u2019re leavin\u2019 on a jet plane.<\/p>\n<p>01. In the terminal, in\naddition to the various necessary P.A. announcements about gate changes\nand flight delays, you\u2019ll also hear an endless loop of pointless\npre-recorded bulletins advising you about stuff you already know. \u201cA\nreminder to passengers\u2014the rules for carrying liquids and gels have\nchanged. Please consult the <span >TSA<\/span> website\nbefore traveling.\u201d OK, thanks, too late, shut up, we\u2019re trying to do\nthe crossword. What can be done about this bit of noise pollution?\nSadly, nothing.<\/p>\n<p>02. At the gate, multiple television sets are tuned to cable \u201cnews\u201d shows like <em>Larry King Live.<\/em>\nDid you want to watch Larry King? No, of course you didn\u2019t; no one ever\ndoes. But you won\u2019t find a single seat out of earshot. What can be done\nabout this obnoxious \u201camenity?\u201d Sadly, nothing.<\/p>\n<p>03. In the\nplane, before the cabin doors are closed, your fellow passengers are\npermitted to make what must be very important last-minute calls on\ntheir cell phones. It\u2019s not exactly roomy in here, so your rowmates\u2019\nphones will be close enough to your head that you could join their\nconversations. \u201cI\u2019m on the plane. Yeah. What? No, I\u2019m on the plane. I\nsaid I\u2019m on the plane. Can you hear me? Hello? I thought you cut out. I\nwas saying I\u2019m on the plane. I\u2019m on the plane.\u201d Thank goodness these\ncritical communiques are getting through! What can be done about such\nbehavior? Sadly, nothing.<\/p>\n<p>04. As the plane takes off, your\nears\u2019ll notice the change in air pressure first. Hurts, right? Some\npeople say chewing gum can help, or plugging your nose and forcing air\ninto your sinuses. But good luck prescribing either remedy to the\nscreaming baby in the seat behind you. Poor thing! Its ears hurt, and\nit wants to show you what that\u2019s like. Can babies lose their voices\nfrom too much screaming? You\u2019ve got a five-hour flight during which to\nfind out. What can be done about this racket? Sadly, nothing.<\/p>\n<p>05.\nBehind all the rest of this noise is the incessant roar of the jet\nengines, pummeling your eardrums like a big band tympanist. This\nsensory wear and tear can take its toll, we don\u2019t have to tell you.\nWhat can be done about it? <span >FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK<\/span>! Don these <span >RCA<\/span>\nheadphones and see if they don\u2019t take the edge off. Ahh, that\u2019s the\nstuff! Twelve dB of active noise canceling eliminates a mediocre\nchunk of that outside racket, and the soft, full-size earcups will keep\nyou comfy all the way to wherever it is you\u2019re going. This is the life,\nhunh? Say, when the flight attendant comes around, treat yourself to a\ntiny bottle of liquor, why not? <\/p>\n<p>And maybe buy a round for that shrieking banshee baby, too.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Audiovox<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>12dB Active Noise Canceling eliminates virtually all outside noise<\/li>\n    <li>Deep, rich sound from 40mm driver<\/li>\n    <li>Full-size earcups provide comfortable fit for long-term listening<\/li>\n    <li>Swivel ear cups for easy storage in laptop cases<\/li>\n    <li>Single-sided cord entry keeps wires out of the way<\/li>\n    <li>Airline adapter included<\/li>\n    <li>Pouch included provides easy storage and protection on the go<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Specifications:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Frequency Response: 20 \u2013 20,000 Hz<\/li>\n    <li>Sensitivity: 102dB<\/li>\n    <li>Impedance: 32 Ohms<\/li>\n    <li>Cord Length: 4ft.\/1.2m<\/li>\n    <li>Plug: 3.5mm Stereo Mini Plug<\/li>\n    <li>1 <span >AAA<\/span> battery required for Active Noise Canceling<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li><span >RCA HPNC500 <\/span>Active Noise Canceling Headphones<\/li>\n    <li>Air Plane Adapter<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2683553\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6308","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/RCA_Active_Noise_Cancelling_Headphonesur5Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1224788998","modified_date":"1224788998","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/RCA_Active_Noise_Cancelling_Headphonesur5Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 23, 2008 10:00 AM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 23, 2008 10:00 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"150a7a9610cdac7f":{"eid":"150a7a9610cdac7f","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Philips 42\u201d 1080p LCD TV","utc_ts":"1225083629","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Philips_42__1080p_LCD_TVwvwDetail.jpg'><\/a><p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Ma! It\u2019s me!<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> Oh, it\u2019s you.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Yea, that\u2019s what I said! It\u2019s me, Jimmy! Ain\u2019t you happy to see me after so many years, Ma? Ain\u2019t you happy to see your boy?<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em>\nYou stopped being my boy when you joined up with Knuckles O\u2019McMulligan\nand his lowlife outfit. My own son, a cheap gunsel! Muscling Chinamen\nfor their noodle money! Running book on tiddlywinks! You broke your\npoor mother\u2019s heart.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Ma, Ma, I had to do\nsomething to get out of Devil\u2019s Hellhole. This neighborhood\u2019s so lousy\nthey can\u2019t even give it a decent name. What was I sposta do, stay here\nin this crummy apartment with my mother forever? Sleep on the kitchen\ntable for the rest of my life? Never have no money, no job, no place of\nmy own, like some kind of D&D player? <\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> Better that than a life of crime. Your poor, dear father, if he wasn\u2019t already departed, he\u2019d die of shame.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em>\nYeah, well, the whiskey got to him first. Me, I gotta live. And\nKnuckles ain\u2019t such a bad guy. Matter of fact, he sent me a little\nsomething for you.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> Keep it. I don\u2019t want your blood money.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Ma, it ain\u2019t money.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> I don\u2019t want your blood whatever-it-is.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> It\u2019s a peace offering, Ma. C\u2019mon. Just a little something to say-<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em>\nI said no! Not on your life! I\u2019ll never take anything from the mobster\nwho turned my only son into a hoodlum! Whatever it is, you can throw it\nin the river for all I care!<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Fine, fine. Forget all about it. <em>(yells into hallway)<\/em> Take it away, boys. She don\u2019t want it. Yeah, that\u2019s right. Take it back to Knuckles. Sorry. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Don\u2019t mention it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> Sounds like it must have been big.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> It was. Real big.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em>\nIsn\u2019t that just typical of Knuckles O\u2019McMulligan: make some big show of\ngiving me some lavish bribe so I\u2019ll think he\u2019s Robin Hood in spats.\nWell, you tell that lowlife that he can\u2019t buy me off.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Got it, Ma.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> I guess everybody\u2019s for sale in his world. He better think again if he thinks he can shut me up with a \u2013 a \u2013 well, what was it?<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> A Philips 42\u201d 1080p <span >LCD TV<\/span>, Ma.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> You don\u2019t say. That one of those fancy flat-screens?<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> Yeah, Ma. Yeah, it is.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> The Full <span >HD TV<\/span> with the 178-degree viewing angle and the 1920\u00d71080 progressive-scan resolution and superior brightness and color?<\/p>\n<p><em>Jimmy:<\/em> The works.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ma:<\/em> Well, why didn\u2019t you say so? Tell those boys to come back with my TV!<\/p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 days Philips\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n<span \/>\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'Refurbished', itemPrice : 749.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Full HD LCD display with a 1920x1080p resolution, the highest resolution of HD sources for the best possible picture quality. <\/li>\n    <li>Fully future proof as it supports 1080p signals from all sources, including the most recent like Blu-ray and advanced HD game consoles. <\/li>\n    <li>Signal processing is extensively upgraded to support this much higher signal quality and resolution. <\/li>\n    <li>Produces brilliant flicker-free progressive scan pictures with superb brightness and colors.<\/li>\n    <li>Hear pure and powerful sound - features an invisible sound system that blends perfectly with the design of the cabinet. <\/li>\n    <li>Incredible Surround allows you to experience total surround with greater depth and width of sound and spacious sound stage complementary to the rich viewing experience.<\/li>\n    <li>25 watt of power with BBE high definition sound is the core sound enhancement technology that will enable you to experience real natural music, speech intelligibility with rich and clear audible vocals.<\/li>\n    <li>Dolby Digital output for connection to a home theatre system<\/li>\n    <li>USB for fantastic photo and music playback\u00a0 The USB connector allows access to jpeg photos and mp3 music of most USB-sticks (USB memory-class device). <\/li>\n    <li>4 HDMI inputs for full digital HD connection in one cable HDMI makes an uncompressed digital RGB connection from the source to the screen for the ultimate picture quality. HDMI intelligently communicates the highest output resolution with the source device. <\/li>\n    <li>The HDMI input is fully backward compatible with DVI sources and includes digital audio. HDMI uses HDCP copy protection. <\/li>\n    <li>With 3 HDMI inputs on the back and 1 HDMI on the side of the TV you can connect multiple HD sources, Your TV is fully prepared for the HD future.<\/li>\n    <li>EasyLink uses the HDMI CEC industry standard protocol to share functionality between connected devices and the TV. With EasyLink only one remote control is needed to operate main functionalities on your TV and connected devices. EasyLink uses the standard HDMI cable to transfer system commands. It works between all electronic devices equipped with HDMI CEC.<\/li>\n    <li>Settings assistant for effortless personalized TV settings. The new settings assistant personalisation wizard guides you to personalised settings with unparalleled ease. It includes not only picture, but the complete viewing experience, including sound and Ambilight settings. The wizard shows a few screens with easy to choose options to select the essential settings. The TV performance is set to the your personal preference without difficult terms or settings, and this very quickly.<\/li>\n    <li>Ready for digital - ATSC & QAM tuner receives over the air and unscrambled cable<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Specifications:<\/strong><br>\n<ul>\n    <li>Aspect ratio: Widescreen<\/li>\n    <li>Brightness: 500 cd\/m\u00b2<\/li>\n    <li>Dynamic screen contrast: 29000:1<\/li>\n    <li>Response time (typical): 5 ms<\/li>\n    <li>Viewing angle: 178\u00ba (H) \/ 178\u00ba (V)<\/li>\n    <li>Diagonal screen size (inch): 42 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Panel resolution: 1920x1080p<\/li>\n    <li>Picture enhancement:\u00a0 3\/2 - 2\/2 motion pull down , 3D Combfilter , Active Control + Light sensor , Dynamic contrast enhancement , Progressive Scan\u00a0\u00a0<\/li>\n    <li>Computer Display Resolution\u00a0 640 x 480, 60Hz , 800 x 600, 60Hz , 1024 x 768, 60Hz , 1280 x 768, 60Hz , 1280 x 1024, 60Hz , 1360 x 768, 60Hz , 1920 x 1080i, 60Hz , 1920 x 1080p, 60Hz<\/li>\n    <li>Video\u00a0 Display Resolution \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 480i, 60Hz , 480p, 60Hz , 720p, 60Hz , 1080i, 60Hz , 1080p, 60Hz<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Sound:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Equalizer: 5-bands<\/li>\n    <li>Output power (RMS): 25W<\/li>\n    <li>Sound Enhancement: Incredible Surround<\/li>\n    <li>Sound System: Dolby Digital (AC-3) , BBE<\/li>\n    <li>Built-in speakers: 4<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Convenience:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Child Protection: Child Lock+Parental Control<\/li>\n    <li>Clock: On main display , Sleep Timer<\/li>\n    <li>Ease of Installation: Autostore<\/li>\n    <li>Ease of Use: 4 favorite lists , Auto Volume Leveller (AVL) , Channel list , Settings assistant Wizard , Side Control<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control: TV<\/li>\n    <li>Screen\n    Format Adjustments: 4:3 , Auto Format , Movie expand 14:9 , Movie\n    expand 16:9 , Super Zoom , Widescreen , unscaled (1080p dot by dot)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Multimedia Applications:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Multimedia connections: <span >USB<\/span> memory device<\/li>\n    <li>Playback Formats: <span >MP3 <\/span>, Slideshow files (.alb) , <span >JPEG <\/span>Still pictures <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tuner\/Reception\/Transmission:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type<\/li>\n    <li>TV system: <span >ATSC <\/span>, NTSC<\/li>\n    <li>Video Playback: <span >NTSC<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM<\/li>\n    <li>Tuner bands: Hyperband , S-Channel , <span >UHF <\/span>, VHF<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Connectivity:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li><span >AV 1<\/span>:Audio L\/R in , YPbPr<\/li>\n    <li><span >AV 2<\/span>:Audio L\/R in , YPbPr<\/li>\n    <li><span >AV 3<\/span>: CVBS in , S-Video in<\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI 1<\/span>: HDMI v1.3<\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI 2<\/span>: HDMI v1.3<\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI 3<\/span>: Analog audio L\/R in , <span >HDMI<\/span> v1.3<\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI<\/span>-control (CEC features): One touch play , Power status , System info (menu language) , System standby<\/li>\n    <li>Front \/ Side connections: <span >HDMI <\/span>, S-video in , <span >CVBS<\/span> in , Audio L\/R in , Headphone out , <span >USB<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>Audio Output \u2013 Digital: Coaxial (cinch) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Power:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Ambient temperature: 5 \u00b0C to 40 \u00b0C<\/li>\n    <li>Mains power: 110-240V, 50-60Hz<\/li>\n    <li>Power consumption: 260 W<\/li>\n    <li>Standby power consumption: < 1 <span >W  <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Dimensions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Set Width (inch): 41.19 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Set Height (inch): 25.39 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Set Depth (inch): 3.48 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Set width (with stand) (inch): 41.19 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Set height (with stand) (inch): 28.19 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Set depth (with stand) (inch): 10.31 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 64.0<\/li>\n    <li>Product weight (lb): 51.8 (with stand), 42.3 (without stand)<\/li>\n    <li>Box width (inch): 45.31 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Box height (inch): 31.22 inch<\/li>\n    <li>Box depth (inch): 13.11 inch<\/li>\n    <li><span >VESA<\/span> wall mount compatible: 400\u00d7400 mm <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Television<\/li>\n    <li>Tabletop swivel stand <\/li>\n    <li>Power cord<\/li>\n    <li>Quick start guide<\/li>\n    <li>User Manual<\/li>\n    <li>Registration card<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2697838\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 749.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=d6056a84-e3b4-4572-a7ba-92b83a2c9312\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6342","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Philips_42__1080p_LCD_TV76iThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1225094285","modified_date":"1225094285","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Philips_42__1080p_LCD_TV76iThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 26, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 26, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2bd2f1149ca571df":{"eid":"2bd2f1149ca571df","username":"rromanchuk","title":"10 Ghosts We'd Like To Meet","utc_ts":"1225399200","descrptn":"<ol>\n    <li>Vengeful garbageman after those who do not separate the plastic bottles<\/li>\n    <li>Apache warrior trapped in Calcutta cemetery due to afterlife processing mix-up<\/li>\n    <li>Undead Trek nerd who haunts toy store and knocks Star Wars collectibles from hands<\/li>\n    <li>TGI Friday's waitress searching for her lost flair<\/li>\n    <li>Mumbling vagrant with intense B.O. who protects the #43 bus from harm<\/li>\n    <li>Diligent camgirl who still tries to entertain each night at 11:15<\/li>\n    <li>Creepy, hollow-eyed twin sisters who are actually really nice when you get to know them<\/li>\n    <li>Grocery store meatcutter trying slice everything a little thinner, with disastrous results<\/li>\n    <li>Obstructionist legislator condemned to lead the Eternal Filibuster<\/li>\n    <li>Reclusive spirit of James Randi who hides all the time, ashamed to be proven wrong<\/li>\n<\/ol><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6369","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1225448545","modified_date":"1225448545","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Oct 30, 2008 1:40 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 30, 2008 1:40 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3e5f29919e48b92b":{"eid":"3e5f29919e48b92b","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Four O'Clock Flash: Z-Rox","utc_ts":"1225400400","descrptn":"I was all ready to show you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.addictinggames.com\/fantasticcontraption.html\">Fantastic Contraption<\/a>, until I realized I'd already featured it in a WWWoundup. So if you're one of the literally billions of people who didn't read the WWWoundup, check that game out now. And if you're one of the literally dozens who did, today's featured game is...\n<p>...<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newgrounds.com\/portal\/view\/460260\">Z-Rox<\/a>, an attempt to answer the question \"What would a one-dimensional game look like?\" Actually, I guess the right answer is always \"a line or a dot\", but who cares what's right when this hard-to-describe but intriguing game is so enthralling.<\/p><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6361","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1225448545","modified_date":"1225448545","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Oct 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 30, 2008 2:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"16fe2c04c1dd4977":{"eid":"16fe2c04c1dd4977","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Breville Cafe Roma Espresso Maker","utc_ts":"1225429226","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_Cafe_Roma_Espresso_Maker5tfDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>\u201cRalph, you look so sad! What is it?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAw, Pete, it\u2019s\u2026 well, you remember Maggie?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe woman you met at DragonCon?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah! Last week she came over, and we were talking about Kirk and Picard, and I said that if Kirk was on the <span >SDF<\/span>-1\nhe would have been able to get them home faster and in better condition\nso that the later Protoculture invasion would have failed, but Maggie\nsaid that Picard, in the same situation, would have negotiated a treaty\nwith Breetai that allowed the Invid access to Monument City and so made\nit easier for the Expeditionary Force to directly attack the Masters.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cRalph, I have to say, I have no what any of those words mean.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt means we were getting along great until she wanted a drink and all I had were a couple of Capri-Suns!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI understand that part, Ralph. What you need is a Breville <span >ESP8XL <\/span>Cafe Roma Espresso Maker!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cPete, you know I can\u2019t afford that! The Ranma\u00bd lithograph collection goes on sale this week!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s okay, Ralph. This Breville <span >ESP8XL <\/span>Cafe Roma Espresso Maker is refurbished, so it won\u2019t cost you an arm and a leg. And don\u2019t worry if you\u2019ve never made a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lokeshdhakar.com\/2007\/08\/20\/an-illustrated-coffee-guide\/\">complex coffee drink recipe<\/a>\nbefore. The Thermoblock heating system will force you to have a\nreasonable, average cup of coffee each and every time, no matter how\nhard you practice!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo I just grab some instant coffee and pour it in?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, lord, no, Ralph! You wouldn\u2019t put your <em>tsurugi<\/em> on a <em>wakizashi<\/em>\nstand, would you? A good coffee drink requires a well ground, well\nroasted bean! Too bad we won\u2019t have any of those for sale here today!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut they\u2019d have them at my local coffee shop, right?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow you\u2019re thinking, Ralph! And you know who works at a coffee shop in town?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaggie! Oh, Pete, maybe this year I\u2019ll finally be able to cosplay The Elongated Man with a Sue Dibny at my side!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, really, you might as well be speaking Latin to me now.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt means thank you, Pete! Thank you so much!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, well then! Don\u2019t thank me! Thank the Breville <span >ESP8XL <\/span>Cafe Roma Espresso Maker! And good luck, Ralph!\u201d <\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Breville<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n<span \/>\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'Refurbished', itemPrice : 89.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>The Caf\u00e9 Roma features a 15 bar pump for optimal pressure and perfect crema on every shot of espresso<\/li>\n    <li>Thermoblock heating system ensures the water is at the proper temperature for brewing espresso<\/li>\n    <li>The stainless steel steam wand with froth enhancer allows you to create a variety of milk-based caf\u00e9 drinks at home<\/li>\n    <li>Stainless steel body with die-cast warming tray capable of heating up 6 espresso cups at the same time<\/li>\n    <li>40 ounce water tank capable of dispensing about 26 espresso shots before needing to be refilled<\/li>\n    <li>Dual-wall\n    cr\u00e9ma technology, beneath the first wall is a second wall with a single\n    exit hole. This produces back pressure inside the head which helps to\n    extract flavor from the coffee<\/li>\n    <li>Dual-action selector dial provides control over the pump and heating system<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 8.5\u201d x 9.5\u201d x 11.82\u201d <\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 13.2 lbs.<\/li>\n    <li>Pump: 15 bar \u2013 made in Italy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Breville <span >ESP8XL <\/span>Cafe Roma Espresso Maker<\/li>\n    <li>Stainless Steel Frothing Pitcher<\/li>\n    <li>Portafilter <\/li>\n    <li>1 Cup Stainless Steel Filter<\/li>\n    <li>2 Cup Stainless Steel Filter<\/li>\n    <li>Cleaning Tool<\/li>\n    <li>Scoop with Tamper<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2705700\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 89.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=b6d4e362-7ae8-405d-a690-09fe184a115e\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6370","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_Cafe_Roma_Espresso_Maker8ymThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1225448545","modified_date":"1225448545","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_Cafe_Roma_Espresso_Maker8ymThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Oct 30, 2008 10:00 PM PDT","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Oct 30, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"151be3561e364452":{"eid":"151be3561e364452","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Icemat Siberia In Ear Headset - 2 Pack","utc_ts":"1225778429","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Icemat_Siberia_In_Ear_HeadsetzgwDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Go out and vote today, didja? Do your civic duty as a good little\nsoldier? Line up with all the other obedient little sheep to be shorn\nby your masters? I\u2019m running out of trite metaphors, so I\u2019ll just say\nit: not me, man. Not me. I wouldn't even know <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps\/mpl?moduleurl=http:\/\/maps.google.com\/mapfiles\/mapplets\/elections\/2008\/us-voter-info\/us-voter-info.xml\">where to go to vote<\/a>. I\u2019m no sucker. I\u2019m no dum-dum. Which IS a kind\nof sucker. And that can\u2019t be a coincidence.<\/p>\n<p>So I didn\u2019t\nbother. I mean, choosing between Tweedlebama and Tweedlecain? Face it,\ndude: except for the economy, taxes, healthcare, defense, foreign\naffairs, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, the environment, abortion, civil\nrights, gay rights, education, and energy, their policies are <span >EXACTLY THE SAME<\/span>.\nThey\u2019re like these two SteelSeries Icemat Siberia In-Ear Headsets, if\nthe candidates were both versatile, compact headsets designed for use\nwith media players, laptops, gaming consoles, or Internet phones. In\nother words,>\n<p>And the whole lesser-of-two-evils\nthing? Yeah, pull my other one. And I don\u2019t mean my other voting lever.\nLook at it this way: let\u2019s say I could somehow figure out which of\nthese two SteelSeries Icemat Siberia In-Ear Headsets were less evil.\nMaybe I could read auras or something, it doesn\u2019t matter how. Point is,\nthat less-evil one would still have an adjustable earphone and a\nunidirectional clip-on microphone. <\/p>\n<p>And if that headset was\nelected president, it would still give me a bunch of hassle about\nturning my backyard into a commando-style combat marksmanship course,\nor setting up a stand outside the supermarket to sell my commando-style\nhomebrew, or wearing my kilt in public commando-style (yeah, like\nBraveheart wore Fruit of the Looms). Believe me, I\u2019ve lived through\nalmost five presidents, and none of them did anything to make my\nlifestyle any easier.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I got better things to do on a\nTuesday in early November. It\u2019s my busy time of year. Doing what? None\nof your business. But it\u2019s a helluva lot more important than some BS\nabout \u201cthe future of my country\u201d. I mean, come on: we\u2019re the awesomest,\nbaddest-ass country in the history of the universe, and we always will\nbe. It\u2019s not like any other nations have ever fallen from greatness\nthrough the apathy of their citizens, am I right?<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year SteelSeries<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>In ear headset with clip on microphone<\/li>\n    <li>Designed for a multitude of uses including <span >MP3<\/span>-players, laptops, the Sony <span >PSP<\/span> and other consoles as well as IP-telephony<\/li>\n    <li>Effectively blocks background noise, allowing for listening and IP-telephony in noisy locations<\/li>\n    <li>Earphones can easily be adjusted to fit all ear sizes<\/li>\n    <li>Unidirectional microphone and can be attached to both cord and clothing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Headphone Specifications:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Frequency response: 30 \u2013 24.000 Hz<\/li>\n    <li>Impedance: 16 Ohm<\/li>\n    <li><span >SPL<\/span>@1kHz, 1V rms: 90 dB<\/li>\n    <li>Cable length: 1.0 m + 1.8 m = 2.8 m \/ 9 ft.<\/li>\n    <li>Jack: 3.5 mm<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Microphone Specifications:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Frequency response: 80 \u2013 15.000 Hz<\/li>\n    <li>Impedance: 2K Ohm<\/li>\n    <li>Pick-up pattern: Uni-directional<\/li>\n    <li>Sensitivity (1V\/P@1 kHz): -38 dB<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2 Icemat Siberia In Ear Headset (2 White or 2 Black)<\/li>\n    <li>2 Microphone<\/li>\n    <li>2 Extension Cable<\/li>\n    <li>2 Pouch<\/li>\n    <li>2 Silicone Ear Sleeves<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2713284\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 19.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=2cf25a0f-c3f3-438a-a04e-b04696efd3f4\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6389","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Icemat_Siberia_In_Ear_Headseta5pThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1225780293","modified_date":"1225780293","type":"feed","lat_lon":"33.223191,43.679291","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Icemat_Siberia_In_Ear_Headseta5pThumbnail.jpg","location":"Iraq","datetime":"Nov 3, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 3, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"21afddf29caf6261":{"eid":"21afddf29caf6261","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Four O'Clock Flash: Factory Balls 2","utc_ts":"1226095200","descrptn":"Time to kick back with some nice, relaxing factory work. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/bontegames\/factory-balls-2\">Factory Balls 2<\/a> is a lot more fun than most real-life factories, requiring you to solve a series of logic puzzles to produce a ball that looks just the one on the box.<br><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6410","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1226103234","modified_date":"1226103234","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Nov 7, 2008 2:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 7, 2008 2:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3b54793dcd131aad":{"eid":"3b54793dcd131aad","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Four O'Clock Flash: Multiplayer Memory Mayhem","utc_ts":"1226354400","descrptn":"I don't feature many multiplayer games here because of the registration hoop-jumping they require - this column is for filling a free moment or two with quick 'n' dirty gaming kicks. But <a href=\"http:\/\/nonoba.com\/lucklaboratories\/multiplayer-memory-mayhem\">Multiplayer Memory Mayhem<\/a> lets you play as a guest, and it's worth the brief hassle of typing in a username and joining a random game. Basically, it's a real-time, non-turn-based version of the Memory card game. The frantic rush to uncover matched pairs, and some cards with special power-ups, lift it well beyond its slow-paced kindergarten origins. <br><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6424","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1226370076","modified_date":"1226370076","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Nov 10, 2008 2:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 10, 2008 2:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"19c61c1b7da808e5":{"eid":"19c61c1b7da808e5","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Four O'Clock Flash: 99 Bricks","utc_ts":"1226527200","descrptn":"<p>The very, very first time Young Jason Toon played Tetris, I thought the point was to use the pieces to build a tower. So I thought I was really good at it. You can imagine my disappointment when I finally learned the truth about that game last week. But the game I had in mind lives and breathes as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/WeirdBeardGames\/99-bricks\">99 Bricks<\/a>, where you stack the familiar array of tetrads in the highest pile you can manage. Unlike in Tetris, though, the pieces follow basic laws of physics, so keeping your stack balanced is a crucial (and difficult) part of the game. How fast you drop your pieces has a definite effect on how hard they hit the pile. And there are no walls to lean your pieces against, either. The \"Focus Lost\" feature is one I wish more Flash games had: if you click away from the game, it automatically pauses, an especially helpful feature since it takes a while to get through the titular 99 bricks. (As seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/games\/2008\/11\/browser-game-te.html\">Wired<\/a>.)<\/p><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6434","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1226548110","modified_date":"1226548110","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Nov 12, 2008 2:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 12, 2008 2:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"37fe35be6c19bf6f":{"eid":"37fe35be6c19bf6f","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Garmin Forerunner 50 Sport Watch with Foot Pod","utc_ts":"1226728859","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Garmin_Forerunner_50_Sport_Watch_with_Foot_PodtanDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>In preparing to write about the Garmin Foreunner 50 Sport Watch with Foot Pod, we found <a href=\"http:\/\/www8.garmin.com\/buzz\/fr50\/\">this Internet infomercial<\/a> that promised to explain all about the product, from the <span >ANT<\/span>+\nWireless Technology that automatically transfers data to your computer\nto the way the wireless foot pod attaches to your shoe and figures out\ndistance, speed and calories burned. But we also had <a href=\"http:\/\/wine.woot.com\/\">truffles and tarts<\/a>\nin the breakroom and it was Free Burrito Day, so we decided to take the\nGarmin Foreunner 50 Sport Watch with Foot Pod down to the dingy office\nby the bathroom and give the job to beloved sucker staff member Kat. Here\u2019s what she came up with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p align=\"center\"><em>What\nI learned from watching the video is that Garmin has a dude that should\nreally narrate Monster Truck rallies. Also I am convinced that their\nMarketing Department would totally lose a Guitar Hero contest against\nus. Any time, any place, Garmin.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Probably the guy who wrote\nthis doesn\u2019t get a lot of chicks, as evidenced by the thought bubble\nportion of the video where the heart rate monitor is talking to the\nrest of the gang (using the wireless <span >ANT<\/span>+\ntechnology improperly, might I add, since it is clearly designed for\nthe specific transfer of data connected to running and not just\nchit-chat and water cooler gossiping between devices) and she talks\nabout \u201cLOVING to get his heart rate up\u201d and says \u201cHe\u2019s cute when he\nsweats\u201d. Did that heart-checking hussy even see the first portion of\nthe video? I mean, first off, the guy\u2019s married. See the ring?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Secondly,\nhe totally runs like a girl. The only thing that\u2019s gonna make him cute\nis if he finally gets the courage to ask out Janine in accounting and\nhe brings flowers and chocolate and does it like he\u2019s been practicing\nfor weeks in the mirror at home. Even then, it would be all the other\ngirls going \u201caww, that\u2019s so cute\u201d and Janine saying \u201cUgh, no way.\nAren\u2019t you that guy I see running outside my apartment all the time?!?\nAnd you have a wife? Creep!\u201d And so he\u2019d just go back to running, and\nmaybe sharing the data with his internet friends because no one else\nwould care about his sad life and loveless marriage. So that\u2019s why\nwe\u2019re only selling the watch, foot pod and <span >ANT<\/span> stick today, because you can tell by their voices that they\u2019re trustworthy even if Slutty The Heart Monitor isn\u2019t. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<p align=\"center\"><em>You know, that <span >ANT<\/span> stick could be from London or something. London\u2019s But I wish one of them was French.<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>Thanks for doing our work for us, Kat!\nAnd remember, the same hard work and eye-for-detail that went into\nmaking that infomercial designed the Garmin Foreunner 50 Sport Watch\nwith Foot Pod. How could you at home go wrong?<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Garmin<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Transmits workouts to your computer so you can analyze, store and share data using <a href=\"http:\/\/connect.garmin.com\/\">Garmin Connect<\/a><\/li>\n    <li>Provides\n    you with instant workout data including training time, pace, distance,\n    lap pace, lap time, lap distance, average and best pace, and calories<\/li>\n    <li>Wireless\n    foot pod lets you track your running speed, distance and calories\n    burned while on the treadmill or pavement. Just snap the foot pod into\n    a clip on your shoe laces, and it\u2019s ready to send data to Forerunner 50\n    as soon as you start moving. After your workout, Forerunner 50\n    automatically transfers your data to your computer when within range<\/li>\n    <li>With Garmin\u2019s <span >ANT<\/span>+\u2122\n    wireless technology, your workouts are automatically transferred to\n    your computer when your device is within range. No cables, no hookups.\n    The data\u2019s just there, ready for you to analyze, categorize and share\n    through our online community, <a href=\"http:\/\/connect.garmin.com\/\">Garmin Connect<\/a> , or <a href=\"http:\/\/www8.garmin.com\/products\/trainingcenter\/\">Garmin Training Center<\/a> software<\/li>\n    <li>Compatible\n    digital heart rate monitor continuously tracks heart beats per minute\n    which is wirelessly transmitted to the Forerunner 50 (not included)<\/li>\n    <li>When\n    paired with an optional speed\/cadence sensor, Forerunner 50 tracks the\n    speed and distance of your cycling workouts. The wireless speed\/cadence\n    sensor attaches securely to your bike and measures your pedaling\n    cadence and wheel speed as you ride. You can even use it to train\n    indoors because the sensor attaches to your rear wheel<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Forerunner 50 watch<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB ANT <\/span>Stick<\/li>\n    <li>Foot Pod<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2732861\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 49.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=db07f844-f682-4da3-9ee8-0cd099e5aac3\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6447","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Garmin_Forerunner_50_Sport_Watch_with_Foot_Podhd7Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1226739261","modified_date":"1226739261","type":"feed","lat_lon":"51.500152,-0.126236","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Garmin_Forerunner_50_Sport_Watch_with_Foot_Podhd7Thumbnail.jpg","location":"London","datetime":"Nov 14, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 14, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3a6a64f82e830892":{"eid":"3a6a64f82e830892","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Memorex Blu-Ray Disc Player","utc_ts":"1226901601","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Memorex_Blu-Ray_Disc_Player52iDetail.jpg'><\/a><p><em>Transition Team Chair:<\/em> And Putin assures me that Kim is on\nboard: no democratization or economic liberalization until after we\ntake office. They\u2019ll be drinking Starbucks in Pyongyang by February.\nNorth Korea will no longer be a problem.<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em> That\u2019s, uh, that\u2019s terrific. Great.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chief of Staff:<\/em> Something on your <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> mind, Boss?<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em> No. Yeah. Yeah, all those Memorex <span >MVBD2510 <\/span>Blu-Ray <span >DVD <\/span>Players\nin the White House basement. Thousands of them, supposedly. Sometimes I\nwish Bush\u2019s people hadn\u2019t even told us about those.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chief of Staff:<\/em> You want I should <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> bump somebody the <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> off, Boss?<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em>\nNo, no. That knowledge is just the kind of terrible burden I have to\nbear in this office. Point is, we need to figure out what to do with\nthem.<\/p>\n<p><em>Transition Team Chair:<\/em> Sir, I\u2019d suggest that\nwe keep them for the moment and see if they could be used to our\nadvantage later. If we could make a bonafide Blu-Ray player available\nto the public for less than two hundred dollars, that could have the\npotential to clinch your re-election and solidify a permanent governing\nmaj- <\/p>\n<p><em>Chief of Staff:<\/em> What the <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> is this <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> you\u2019re peddling? These <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> Blu-Ray players are <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> old news now. In four <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> years they won\u2019t be worth <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em> Look, while the Memorex <span >MVBD2510<\/span> could bring high-definition Blu-Ray DVDs to American homes across America, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2008\/09\/18\/memorex-intros-269-mvbd-2510-blu-ray-player\/\">the fact is that it lacks Profile 2.0<\/a>,\nand the fanciest possible audio decoding. If my administration is about\nchange, what does it say to the American people of America if we keep\npeddling the same tired Blu-Ray players that the outgoing\nadministration failed to sell?<\/p>\n<p><em>Chief of Staff:<\/em> We could just <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> destroy the <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> players with sledgehammers. No, no, hatchets. Yeah, <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> hatchets. <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em>, I love the feel of a good <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> hatchet.<\/p>\n<p><em>Transition Team Chair:<\/em>\nOr we could point out that Profile 2.0\u2019s \u201cfeatures\u201d are essentially\nuseless frippery. And that most home theater owners will use a receiver\nto do their audio decoding anyway, but if not, the Memorex <span >MVBD2510<\/span> still offers Dolby TrueHD, Dolby Digital Plus, and <span >DTS<\/span>-HD High Resolution decoding.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chief of Staff:<\/em> Ah, <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> it. Let\u2019s just <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> drag the American consumer into a <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> alley someplace to have a nice little <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> chat. That <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> won\u2019t know what the <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> hit him. He\u2019ll watch his <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> DVDs on a <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> View-Master if we say so.<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em> No, no, we\u2019re not in Chicago anymore. We need a way to get these Memorex <span >MVBD2510 <\/span>Blu-Ray players off the federal books, but we can\u2019t have our fingerprints all over them. <\/p>\n<p><em>Transition Team Chair:<\/em> You know, we could always give our friends in Texas a call\u2026<\/p>\n<p><em>Chief of Staff:<\/em> Oh, <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em>. Those <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em>? They scare the <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> out of me. One wrong move dealing with them, and <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em>, you\u2019re liable to wind up in a Bag o\u2019 Crap. I never know who the <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> they\u2019re working for.<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em> They\u2019re wild cards, to be sure. But they\u2019ve always been discreet and professional. Well, semi-professional, anyway.<\/p>\n<p><em>Transition Team Chair:<\/em>\nWe take the Blu-Ray players to them, boom, they\u2019re gone in a day. By\nthe time anybody knows what\u2019s going on, the news cycle has moved on.<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em> OK, let\u2019s move on that. Through back channels, of course.<\/p>\n<p><em>Transition Team Chair:<\/em> Of course.<\/p>\n<p><em>President-Elect:<\/em> Wow, my first covert operation! Man, this is fun! <\/p>\n<p><em>Chief of Staff:<\/em> I <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> still <em><span >BLEEP<\/span><\/em> say: hatchets.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Memorex<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n<span \/>\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'new', itemPrice : 139.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Progressive scan Blu-ray Disc player with 1080p capability for HD video<\/li>\n    <li>Full HD 1080p, <span >DVD<\/span> up-conversion up to 1080p (480p, 720p, 1080i, 1080p)<\/li>\n    <li>Support for uncompressed multi-channel Linear <span >PCM<\/span> that can output 8 channel audio with help from the <span >HDMI<\/span> cable and a compatible AV amplifier<\/li>\n    <li>Multi-channel audio content supports more advanced Dolby Digital Plus, Dolby TrueHD and <span >DTS<\/span>-HD<\/li>\n    <li>24p True Cinema mode; Movies shot on a film camera consist of 24 frames per second. Since conventional televisions (both <span >CRT<\/span>\n    and flat panels) display frames at either 1\/60 or 1\/50 second\n    intervals, the 24 frames do not appear at an even pace. When connected\n    to a TV with 24p capabilities, the player displays each frame at 1\/24\n    second intervals. <\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI<\/span> digital interface can output both SD to HD video and multi-channel audio signals, in digital form without degradation<\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI<\/span> specification supports <span >HDCP<\/span>, a copy protection technology that\n    incorporates coding technology for digital video signals<\/li>\n    <li>Increased\n    capacity of a Blu-ray Disc means that a greater amount of data can be\n    easily stored and delivered. <\/li>\n    <li>Utilizing\n    a shorter-wavelength blue laser, the Blu-ray Disc offers a massive\n    storage capacity of 25GB on a single-layer disc and 50GB on a\n    double-layer disc (5x the amount of current DVDs)<\/li>\n    <li>Offers\n    uncompromising HD quality video, enables rich bonus content on\n    a single disc and HD quality audio up to 8 channels<\/li>\n    <li>Library function for <span >JPEG<\/span>, MP3, and <span >WMV9<\/span> files; files stored on a <span >DATA<\/span>-DVD or <span >DATA<\/span>-CD can be organized in a list browser on the player for easy sorting, searching, and playback<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Specifications:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Playable Media: BD-ROM, <span >DVD<\/span>-ROM, <span >DVD<\/span>, DVD-R\/ -RW, <span >DVD<\/span>+R\/+RW, <span >DVD<\/span>-R DL, <span >DVD<\/span>+R DL, CD-ROM, CD, CD-R\/-RW<\/li>\n    <li>Playable Format: Blu-ray Disc (AV format), <span >DVD<\/span>-Video, <span >MPEG<\/span>-2, <span >MPEG<\/span>-4 <span >AVC <\/span>(H.264), VC-1, <span >JPEG<\/span><\/li>\n    <li><span >Bonus View 1.1 allows for special functions like \"Picture in Picture\" viewing for enjoying special content, including director's commentary, during movie viewing<br>\n    <\/span><\/li>\n    <li>16:9 \/ 4:3 picture select<\/li>\n    <li>Selectable 24p and 60p video output modes<\/li>\n    <li>On-screen graphical user interface<\/li>\n    <li>Slow motion function (2x, 4x, 8x)<\/li>\n    <li>RW\/FF play function (2x, 4x, 8x, 16x)<\/li>\n    <li><span >VFD<\/span> display<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions (LxWxH): 13.5\u201d \u00d7 17\u201d x 3\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Connectivity:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li><span >HDMI<\/span> v1.3 digital output<\/li>\n    <li>Component video output<\/li>\n    <li>S-video output<\/li>\n    <li>Composite video output<\/li>\n    <li>Optical audio output<\/li>\n    <li>Analog 5.1 channel audio output<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB 2<\/span>.0 Port<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Memorex Blu-Ray Player<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2735308\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 139.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=7ea3d7ac-fad1-414e-bc82-8d80e64f17ad\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6453","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Memorex_Blu-Ray_Disc_Player11rThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1226909864","modified_date":"1226909864","type":"feed","lat_lon":"40.339852,127.510093","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Memorex_Blu-Ray_Disc_Player11rThumbnail.jpg","location":"North Korea","datetime":"Nov 16, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 16, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"332648b1e46b25b9":{"eid":"332648b1e46b25b9","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Juan Valdez Pod Coffee Maker","utc_ts":"1227065282","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Juan_Valdez_Pod_Coffee_Maker_-_2_PackabdDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>I need a cup a dark caffeinated brew<br>\nSomething to wake me up do you want one too<br>\nDo you want one too<br>\nIf it\u2019s just a little then I start to panic<br>\nIt\u2019s not enough I need 40oz<br>\nMy coffee fix<br>\nThis will help me with it<\/p>\n<p>Got a great big removable tank<br>\nMakes eight servings back to back<br>\nI\u2019ll have to pee but I won\u2019t mind<br>\nI\u2019ll never sleep but productivity will fly<br>\nYeah yeah productivity will fly<br>\nYeah yeah productivity will fly<br>\nYeah yeah productivity will fly<br>\nYeah yeah productivity will fly<\/p>\n<p>I hope you know that this will become your home\u2019s permanent fixture<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah<br>\nWell, in the kitchen is best<br>\nDid I happen to mention it barely makes a mess<\/p>\n<p>I use Juan Juan Juan for my coffee and<br>\nTwo two two also makes tea and<br>\nThree three three uses pods to brew<br>\nFour four four a great cup for you and<br>\nFive five five liquid ounces and<br>\nSix six six the spout it adjusts and<br>\nSeven seven n-n-n-n-no more fuss and<br>\nEight eight you can make eight ounces too and<br>\nNine nine nine have coffee you bring with you to<br>\nTen ten ten ten anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere<\/p>\n<p>Got a great big removable tank<br>\nMakes eight servings back to back<br>\nI\u2019ll have to pee but I won\u2019t mind<br>\nI\u2019ll never sleep but coffee stocks I\u2019ll buy<br>\nYeah yeah as the futures hit the sky<br>\nYeah yeah drinking coffee all the time<br>\nCoffee all the time<br>\nCoffee all the time<br>\nCoffee all the time<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Salton<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Brews one 8 or 5 ounce cup of coffee or tea at a time\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Uses coffee pods, no need to measure, and very little mess to clean up\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Universal pod holder, accommodates tea bags and most other brands of coffee pods\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Quick and convenient way to make coffee or tea\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Removable 40-oz tank for up to 8 consecutive servings without refilling\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Adjustable spout to accommodate small to tall coffee mugs <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Juan Valdez <span >JVPM1W <\/span>Pod Coffee Maker\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Pod Holder\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Pod Chamber\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Drip Tray\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Overflow Tray\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Water Tank\n    <\/li>\n    <li>User Guide <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2752470\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6547","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Juan_Valdez_Pod_Coffee_Makeryu0Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227165358","modified_date":"1227165358","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Juan_Valdez_Pod_Coffee_Makeryu0Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Nov 18, 2008 7:28 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 18, 2008 7:28 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"32c121ef1f41730a":{"eid":"32c121ef1f41730a","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter","utc_ts":"1227069392","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Cube_Memory_4GB_Micro_SD_with_Adapterjs4Detail.jpg'><\/a><p><strong>My wife, sheesh. She remembers everything. Especially the little things, like the time I came home late, or the time I lost the car in poker, or the time I left our daughter to be raised by wolves. I was trying to be a feminist! So I got a Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter. It\u2019ll work great with my MicroSD slot, and it\u2019ll let me keep track of all those little things I\u2019m supposed to be doing. I still ain\u2019t gonna do \u2018em, but at least now I\u2019ll \u201cknow what I did\u201d. Sheesh.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>My husband. Honestly, my husband. Did you know tonight is our anniversary, and he\u2019s off in some bar? Well, I\u2019m glad my Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter is here. Using the adapter, I can fit it into a Secure Digital slot. Then I can see what it would be like to be around someone with a real memory, instead of that jerk who doesn\u2019t even care about\u2026 oh\u2026 is that\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>...four gigs of photos about how much I love you? You bet it is, baby.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Oh\u2026 c\u2019mere, you big lug.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter, you\u2019re the greatest.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Warranty: <\/strong>10 Year Dane-Elec<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>4GB storage space for cell phones & mobile devices with microSD or standard Secure Digital Card slots\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Uses micro SD adapter to fit standard Secure Digital Card slots\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Standard 60X speed\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Non-volatile solid-state with no moving parts for durability & maximum battery power\n    <\/li>\n    <li>File & encryption protection <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>4GB Cube Memory MicroSD Card\n    <\/li>\n    <li>MicroSD Card Adapter\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Jewel Case <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2753536\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6550","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Cube_Memory_4GB_Micro_SD_with_AdapterryyThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227165358","modified_date":"1227165358","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Cube_Memory_4GB_Micro_SD_with_AdapterryyThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Nov 18, 2008 8:36 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 18, 2008 8:36 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"26e1ceeee2fd3472":{"eid":"26e1ceeee2fd3472","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Magnavox Progressive Scan DVD Recorder","utc_ts":"1227069962","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Magnavox_Progressive_Scan_DVD_RecorderpduDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>I\u2019m the kind of guy who fights to the last. When the hurricane\ncomes, I get some beer and board up the windows. When there\u2019s a flood,\nI take the day off work and sit by the TV. And when that high fallutin\u2019\ndigital changeover happens in February, I\u2019ll be danged if I\u2019m goin\u2019\nalong with it.<\/p>\n<p>The Magnavox <span >MWR10D6 DVD <\/span>Analog Recorder has everything I need. It\u2019ll record up to six hours on a blank <span >DVD<\/span>, just like a regular <span >VCR<\/span>. That 480p recording looks fine to me, and it handles CD-Rs as well. It\u2019s cheap and it\u2019ll get the job done, just like me.<\/p>\n<p>They\nsay it\u2019ll even work with one of those converter boxes that\u2019ll change\nthe signal, but I don\u2019t ever expect I\u2019ll care about those. I\u2019ll just be\nhere, recording the static, waiting for the day normal tv comes back.\nAnd if it doesn\u2019t, hey, I had a good run. Sorta miss Beverly\nHillbillies, though.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Can record up to 6 hours on a standard blank <span >DVD<\/span>, and works just like a typical <span >VCR<\/span>\n    <\/li>\n    <li><span >DVD<\/span> player that is compatible with <span >DVD<\/span>+R\/RW playback, <span >DVD<\/span>-R\/RW playback, and CD-DA playback\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Records at 480p progressive scan quality level for better looking movies and programs\n    <\/li>\n    <li><span >MP3<\/span> compatible with Dolby Digital audio format and stereo output\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Built in <span >NTSC<\/span> tuner <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Specifications:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Supported Digital Audio Standards: <span >PCM<\/span>, MP3<\/li>\n    <li>Media Load Type: Tray<\/li>\n    <li>Recordable Media: <span >DVD<\/span>-R, <span >DVD<\/span>-RW, <span >DVD<\/span>+RW, <span >DVD<\/span>+R<\/li>\n    <li>Recording Mode: SP, LP, EP, HQ, <span >SLP<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>Media Type: CD-R, CD-RW, <span >DVD<\/span>-R, <span >DVD<\/span>+RW, <span >DVD<\/span>-RW, <span >DVD<\/span>+R, <span >DVD<\/span>, CD, Video CD, <span >DVD<\/span>+R DL<\/li>\n    <li>Programmability: 8 events \/ 1 month<\/li>\n    <li><span >MP3 <\/span>Compatible: Yes<\/li>\n    <li>Additional Features: Progressive scanning<\/li>\n    <li>Digital Audio Format: Dolby Digital output<\/li>\n    <li>Sound Output Mode: Stereo<\/li>\n    <li>Power Consumption Operational: 20 Watt<\/li>\n    <li>Power Consumption Stand by \/ Sleep: 1.6 Watt<\/li>\n    <li>Power Device: Power supply \u2013 internal<\/li>\n    <li>Voltage Required: <span >AC 120 V <\/span>( 60 Hz )<\/li>\n    <li>Channel Coverage: <span >VHF<\/span>:2-13, <span >UHF<\/span>:14-69, Cable:1-125<\/li>\n    <li>Reception System: <span >NTSC<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>\n    Connector Type: 1 x RF input \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x RF output \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x\n    S-Video input ( 4 pin mini-DIN ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x S-Video output ( 4 pin\n    mini-DIN ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x composite video\/audio input ( <span >RCA<\/span> phono x 3 ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x composite video\/audio output ( <span >RCA<\/span> phono x 3 ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x component video output ( <span >RCA<\/span> phono x 3 ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x <span >SPDIF<\/span> output ( <span >RCA<\/span> phono ) \u2013 rear \u00a6 1 x S-Video input ( 4 pin mini-DIN ) \u2013 front \u00a6 1 x composite video\/audio input ( <span >RCA<\/span> phono x 3 ) \u2013 front<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Magnavox <span >MWR10D6 DVD <\/span>Analog Recorder\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Remote\n    <\/li>\n    <li>2 <span >AAA <\/span>Batteries\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Audio Video Cable\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Owners Manual <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>CONSUMER ALERT<\/strong>: This television receiver has only an analog broadcast tuner and will require a converter box after February 17, 2009 to receive over-the-air broadcasts with an antenna because of the U.S.\u2019s transition to digital broadcasting. Analog-only TVs should continue to work as before with cable and satellite TV services, gaming consoles, VCRs, DVD players, and similar products. For more information, call the Federal Communications Commission at 1-888-225-5322 (TTY: 1-888-835-5322), or visit the commission\u2019s digital-television Web site at: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dtv.gov\/\">www.dtv.gov<\/a>.<\/p><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2753696\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6551","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Magnavox_Progressive_Scan_DVD_RecorderelbThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227165357","modified_date":"1227165357","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Magnavox_Progressive_Scan_DVD_RecorderelbThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Nov 18, 2008 8:46 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 18, 2008 8:46 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1aaa8f95ae92901e":{"eid":"1aaa8f95ae92901e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Vornado Air Purifier","utc_ts":"1227095912","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Vornado_Air_Purifieroq7Detail.jpg'><\/a><p><span >VYLER<\/span>, VEXAS (Reuvers) \u2013 Verrified\ncivizens soughv shelver voday from an invense Vornado vhav swepv\nvhrough vown in vhe lave hours of vhe afvernoon. Auvhorivies esvimave\nvhav av leasv vwenvy svrucvures had vheir air purified by vhe svorm.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIv\nwas asvonishing,\u201d said Verry Veasdale, a local auvomovive vechnician.\n\u201cVhav vowering vwisver jusv vook off down Main Svreev, circulaving all\nvhe air wivh ivs Signavure Vorvex Acvion. Damn righv I was frighvened.\nI didn\u2019v wanv vo gev swepv away like a Dorivo crumb.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Eyewivness\nreporvs from wivnesses vividly depicv a vableau of desvrucvion. Vhe\nVornado\u2019s vwo-svage filvravion removed up vo 99.97 percenv of airborne\npolluvanvs, from dusv vo pev dander, auvhorivies vold reporvers.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVhis\nmay vhe svrongesv purificavion incidenv ever vo svrike Vyler,\u201d said\nVheresa Vorrez of vhe Vexas Environmenval Provecvion Agency. \u201cI vhink\nvhav\u2019s verrific. Unvil vhe Vornado vore vhrough vown, vhis place was\ndusvy as shiv.\u201d <\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 5 Year Vornado<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Signature Vortex Action circulates all the air in a room to maximize the amount of air cleaned<\/li>\n    <li>6 Air Changes per hour in an area of 230 sq.ft.<\/li>\n    <li><span >HEPA<\/span>\n    filtration which removes up to 99.97% of airborne pollutants including:\n    pollen, dust, mold spores, pet dander, smoke, odors and more<\/li>\n    <li>Two-stage filtration with a PreSorb prefilter which confines larger particles before air continues through the <span >HEPA<\/span> filter<\/li>\n    <li>Ideal for use in nurseries, bedrooms and offices<\/li>\n    <li>Breathe clean air and take control of indoor air pollution<\/li>\n    <li>Flat back for easy placement, built-in handles for effortless transport, top-mounted controls and upward clean air delivery<\/li>\n    <li>Does not emit ozone<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Specifications:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Air Changes per Hour: 6 Air Changes per Hour in 230 sq. ft.<\/li>\n    <li><span >CADR <\/span>- Smoke: 146<\/li>\n    <li><span >CADR <\/span>- Dust: 150<\/li>\n    <li><span >CADR <\/span>- Pollen: 142<\/li>\n    <li><span >CFM<\/span>: 146 cubic ft.\/min. of Clean Air Placed in the room<\/li>\n    <li>Depth: 9.65\u201d <\/li>\n    <li>Height: 14.63\u201d <\/li>\n    <li>Diameter: 13.8\u201d <\/li>\n    <li>Speeds: 3<\/li>\n    <li>Watts: 93<\/li>\n    <li>Amps: .8<\/li>\n    <li>Usage: Large room \u2013 up to 230 sq.ft.<\/li>\n    <li>Color: Cool Grey<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 13 lbs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Vornado <span >AQS15 <\/span>Air Purifier<\/li>\n    <li>PreSorb Filter<\/li>\n    <li><span >HEPA <\/span>Filter<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2742334\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6486","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Vornado_Air_PurifierkcuThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227102804","modified_date":"1227102804","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Vornado_Air_PurifierkcuThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Nov 19, 2008 3:58 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 19, 2008 3:58 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0705e8cb8034927b":{"eid":"0705e8cb8034927b","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Memorex iFlip 7\u201d iPod Portable Video Player","utc_ts":"1227097412","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Memorex_iFlip_7\u201d_iPod_Portable_Video_Playerh65Detail.jpg'><\/a><p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/docs.info.apple.com\/article.html?artnum=61688-en\">Please>. Good morning, 5th generation iPod. The following message is for your eyes only.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>5g,\nI\u2019m very cross with you, old boy! Very cross indeed! That little\u2026\nexcursion, we\u2019ll call it, the one to Morocco! It might have seemed like\na good to you, but now Lord Haggendazz wants your head on a\nplatter! So no more of that, 5g! Hmmph!<\/p>\n<p>Now, we\u2019ll be making\nup lost time, so I expect you to use the Memorex iFlip 7\u201d Portable\nVideo Player for iPod to its fullest ability. Don\u2019t hesitate to\nrecharge as you watch a movie on the 480\u00d7234 resolution screen. Those\ndual headphone jacks should get you close to your target as well. And\nfor heaven\u2019s sake, 5g, don\u2019t use the included S-Video cable unless you\nreally need to do so! <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m personally going to speak with Lord Haggendazz in your defense, 5G. So don\u2019t make me a liar! Good luck. Hmmph.<\/p>\n<p><em>This message will self destruct in ten seconds.<\/em><\/p><p><strong>Only compatible with 5th generation iPod<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/docs.info.apple.com\/article.html?artnum=61688-en\">Click to your iPod<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Memorex <\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>7 Inch widescreen <span >LCD<\/span> display at 480\u00d7234 resolution (RGB)<\/li>\n    <li>Built-in lithium-ion rechargeable battery for up to 5 hours of video playback<\/li>\n    <li>Built-in stereo speakers<\/li>\n    <li>Dual headphone jacks <\/li>\n    <li>300:1 contrast ratio<\/li>\n    <li>S-Video output (Cable included)<\/li>\n    <li>On-screen picture adjustment menu system<\/li>\n    <li>Powers and charges iPod device with docking capability (in AC operation)<\/li>\n    <li>20ms Response time<\/li>\n    <li>120\u00ba horizontal 100\u00ba vertical viewing angle <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Memorex <span >MI7001BLK<\/span> iFlip 7\u201d iPod Portable Video Player<\/li>\n    <li>Power Adapter<\/li>\n    <li>3.5mm Mini jack to S-video cable<\/li>\n    <li>3.5mm Mini jack to <span >RCA<\/span> audio cable<\/li>\n    <li>Bracket for 60\/80GB iPod (5th Generation only), 30GB, and Universal iPod bracket<\/li>\n    <li>Users Manual<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2742461\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6488","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Memorex_iFlip_7\u201d_iPod_Portable_Video_Playeraw5Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227102804","modified_date":"1227102804","type":"feed","lat_lon":"31.791702,-7.09262","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Memorex_iFlip_7\u201d_iPod_Portable_Video_Playeraw5Thumbnail.jpg","location":"Morocco","datetime":"Nov 19, 2008 4:23 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 19, 2008 4:23 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1bfdf15ad609c3ba":{"eid":"1bfdf15ad609c3ba","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Remington Rotary Microflex Shaver","utc_ts":"1227099812","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Remington_Rotary_Microflex_Shaver1m8Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>Attend the tale of Remington<br>\nReplaced that barber who killed those men<br>\nAlways close shave, which many did need<br>\nAnd he was so safe no one ever would bleed<br>\nThis shaver was used once and again<br>\nNamed Remington<br>\nThe twin-blade savior of Fleet Street<\/p>\n<p>His blade was rotary and what\u2019s more<br>\nTitanium so cleaning wasn\u2019t a chore<br>\nHe had a trimmer to fix your \u2018stache<br>\nAnd there was no chance your throat would get gashed<br>\nNot Remi<br>\nNot Remington<br>\nThe twin-blade savior of Fleet Street<\/p>\n<p>Spin your rotors fast, Remi<br>\nShave them one and all!<br>\nThey\u2019ve got jobs to get to<br>\nAnd will look professional!<\/p>\n<p>His TripleComfortFlex was well named<br>\nContoured to the face like a gentle game<br>\nFor sixty minutes he could run<br>\nAnd just one hour later his charge would be done<br>\nHis indicator would say when<br>\nOur Remington<br>\nThe twin-blade savior of Fleet Street<\/p>\n<p>Not too heavy our Remi was<br>\nQuick and quiet and lots of fun<br>\nBack of the neck, side of the face<br>\nShave off the hair from any place<br>\nRemi travels and Remi plays<br>\nAt a hotel when you\u2019re away<br>\nRemi could stay home, Remi could wait<br>\nRemi could work just before a date<br>\nRemi! Remi! Remi! Remi! Remi!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Attend the tale of Remington<br>\nJust seven more lines and then we\u2019re done<br>\nThen after shipping you can be shaved<br>\nAnd you\u2019ll feel very happy that your cash you gave<br>\nFor Remi<\/strong><br>\nFor Remington<br>\nThe twin-blade shaver from Fleet<\/p>\n<p>Street<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 2 Year Remington<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Comfort Select, suspension system for your desired level of comfort and closeness<\/li>\n    <li>Triple ComfortFlex, heads contour to your face for optimal contact<\/li>\n    <li>25% faster blade than any other rotary shaver, for a quick shave without irritation<\/li>\n    <li>CleanShave washable design rinses clean quickly and easily to maintain peak performance<\/li>\n    <li>Titanium coated Twin-Blade technology has two blade tracks, not one<\/li>\n    <li>Locking precision trimmer locks in place for greater control when trimming sideburns and mustache<\/li>\n    <li>Quick charge feature ensures your shaver is ready in just 5 minutes<\/li>\n    <li>Low Charge Indicator<\/li>\n    <li>Rechargeable, cord\/cordless use<\/li>\n    <li>60 minute run time<\/li>\n    <li>1 hour quick charge<\/li>\n    <li>Worldwide Voltage<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Remington <span >R800DT <\/span>Rotary Microflex Shaver<\/li>\n    <li>Compact Charging System<\/li>\n    <li>Cleaning Brush<\/li>\n    <li>Deluxe Travel Pouch<\/li>\n    <li>Protective Head Guard<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2742702\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6493","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Remington_Rotary_Microflex_Shavereu2Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227102801","modified_date":"1227102801","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Remington_Rotary_Microflex_Shavereu2Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Nov 19, 2008 5:03 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 19, 2008 5:03 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1b17080d4932897c":{"eid":"1b17080d4932897c","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Premier Acoustics PA-4.2  2-Way Speaker \u2013 Pair","utc_ts":"1227100652","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Premier_Acoustics_PA-4.2_Black_2-Way_Speaker___PairntjDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>2 cups flour<br>\n1 cup almonds<br>\n1 pair Premier Acoustics PA-4.2 Black 2-Way Speakers<br>\n4 eggs<br>\n1 tsp butter<br>\n1 tsp vanilla<br>\n3 cups skim milk<\/p>\n<p>In\na large bowl, add flour, butter, milk and eggs. Stir until thick. Mix\nin vanilla and almonds. Plug in Premier Acoustics PA-4.2 Black 2-Way\nSpeakers. Enjoy stunning sound output with lifelike reproduction. Place\nmixture into 350 degree oven for seven hours. Allow to cool. Throw at\npeople who complain that your Premier Acoustics PA-4.2 Black 2-Way\nSpeakers are too loud. Warning: do not get crumbs on the elegant black\nwood veneer.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 5 Year Premier Acoustic<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>A pair of 2 way speakers with dual 4\u201d polygraphite woofers and a 1\u201d soft dome tweeter, for home or professional use<\/li>\n    <li>Accepts banana clip style or raw speaker wire<\/li>\n    <li>Wall mountable speaker with mounting clips (key hole style) and brass insert threaded speaker mounting holes<\/li>\n    <li>Can be mounted horizontally or vertically<\/li>\n    <li>Elegant black wood veneer with custom-finished high gloss piano black laquer tops and bottoms<\/li>\n    <li>Professional grade cabinet design constructed with non-resonant <span >MDF<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>Stunning sound performance with lifelike sound output, transparent natural highs, rich clear mids, and dynamic balance X-over<\/li>\n    <li>Video shielded with removable front grilles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Specifications:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2-Way System <\/li>\n    <li>Dual 4\u201d Woofers <\/li>\n    <li>1\u201d Soft Dome Tweeter <\/li>\n    <li>Nominal Impedance: 8 Ohms <\/li>\n    <li>Sensitivity: 88dB <\/li>\n    <li>Frequency Response: 65-20KHZ <\/li>\n    <li>Cross Over: 3.5KHz<\/li>\n    <li>Video Shielded <\/li>\n    <li>Nominal Power: 50-175 Watts (Maximum Power)<\/li>\n    <li>Size: 13.78\u201d x 5.28\u201d x 5.28\u201d H x D x W <\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 8 pounds (each)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2 Premier Acoustics PA-4.2 Black 2-Way Speaker<\/li>\n    <li>Felt feet<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2742805\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 69.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=80e9683b-d43a-4ee7-8217-fbabfc02abd7\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6495","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Premier_Acoustics_PA-4.2_Black_2-Way_Speaker___PairxvoThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227102798","modified_date":"1227102798","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Premier_Acoustics_PA-4.2_Black_2-Way_Speaker___PairxvoThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Nov 19, 2008 5:17 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 19, 2008 5:17 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"02c299f6ef3296f5":{"eid":"02c299f6ef3296f5","username":"rromanchuk","title":"HP Pavilion Quad Core 2.4Ghz Desktop PC","utc_ts":"1227215312","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_Quad_Core_2.4Ghz_Desktop_PCul8Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>Consider the awesome possibilities for learning opened up by the\nsimple home computer. With just a laptop and a high-speed internet\nconnection, even the novice user can read the Greek philosophers, learn\na foreign language, follow weather patterns on radar, investigate the\nevolution of species, hear music and watch dance from around the world\n\u2013 the options for self-betterment are almost limitless.<\/p>\n<p>Good\nthing we\u2019re getting away from all that! Around here, we spell\n\u201clearning\u201d B-O-R-I-N-G. We want fast action and cheap laughs, big\nexplosions and jiggling breasts. Nothing brings the dumb like the ol\u2019\nboob tube. And the <span >HP <\/span>Pavilion <span >M8430F 2<\/span>.4Ghz, 4GB, 750GB, <span >TV <\/span>Tuner,\nVista Home 64bit Desktop PC gives you a way to watch and make, creating\na wider range of stupid crap than you ever dreamed possible.<\/p>\n<p>It\nwon\u2019t matter if you\u2019re watching a backyard rassler get hisself arrested\nor thrilling to America\u2019s Funniest Laughing Baby Getting Hit By A Cat\nLeaping Off A Chair, the 4 <span >GB PC2<\/span>-6400 MB\/sec 240 pin, <span >DDR2 SDRAM<\/span> will bring out every repugnant detail that the <span >PCI <\/span>Express\nx1 TV tuner card can offer. And if it\u2019s your baby, cat or chair? You\ncan save it with the 15-in-1 (4 slot) memory card reader. Upload it\nwith the 10\/100\/1000 Base-T Ethernet or preserve it on disc with the\n16X <span >DVD <\/span>(\u00b1)R\/RW 12X <span >RAM <\/span>(\u00b1)R <span >DL <\/span>LightScribe <span >SATA<\/span> drive. Future stupid generations will thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Computers aren\u2019t just for smart people anymore. Think of the improvement this <span >HP <\/span>Pavilion\nwill make in your life: instead of vegetating in front of the TV and\nrotting your brain with exploitative, superficial garbage, you can\nvegetate in front of the computer and rot your brain with exploitative,\nsuperficial garbage!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year HP<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Core 2 Quad <span >Q6600 <\/span>(K) 2.4 GHz (95W) with 1066 MHz front side bus and Socket 775<\/li>\n    <li>Intel <span >G33 <\/span>Express chipset<\/li>\n    <li>4 <span >GB PC2<\/span>-6400 MB\/sec 240 pin, <span >DDR2 SDRAM<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>750 <span >GB SATA 3G <\/span>(3.0 Gb\/sec) 7200 <span >RPM<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>16X <span >DVD <\/span>(\u00b1)R\/RW 12X <span >RAM <\/span>(\u00b1)R <span >DL <\/span>LightScribe <span >SATA<\/span> drive<\/li>\n    <li>GeForce 8500GT with 512 <span >MB GDDR2<\/span> memory and <span >HDMI<\/span>, dual-link <span >DVI <\/span>, S-video<\/li>\n    <li><span >PCI <\/span>Express x1 TV tuner card<\/li>\n    <li>Realtek <span >ALC 888S<\/span> chipset and supports up to 8 audio channels<\/li>\n    <li>Integrated 10\/100\/1000 Base-T networking interface<\/li>\n    <li>15-in-1 (4 slot) memory card reader, Compact Flash I, Compact Flash II, <span >IBM <\/span>Microdrive,\n    Secure Digital (SD), mini-SD, MultiMediaCard (MMC), Reduced size\n    MultiMediaCard (RS-MMC), MultiMediaCard Plus (MMC plus), MultiMediaCard\n    Mobile (MMC mobile), Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, Memory Stick Duo,\n    Memory Stick Pro Duo, SmartMedia, xD Picture Card (xD = extreme digital)<\/li>\n    <li>6 <span >USB 2<\/span>.0 ports<\/li>\n    <li>Windows Vista Home Premium with Windows Media Center (64-bit) with Service Pack 1<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2765032\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6593","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_Quad_Core_2.4Ghz_Desktop_PClgcThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1227231836","modified_date":"1227231836","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_Quad_Core_2.4Ghz_Desktop_PClgcThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Nov 20, 2008 1:08 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Nov 20, 2008 1:08 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"25f1db130aeb1a4e":{"eid":"25f1db130aeb1a4e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Lyon by Washburn Electric Guitar with 5 Watt Amp and Instructional DVD","utc_ts":"1228284030","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Lyon_by_Washburn_Electric_Guitar_with_5_Watt_Amp_and_Instructional_DVDidzDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>You\u2019ve heard the roar of the crowd as you executed a face-melting\nsolo! You\u2019ve felt the magic and majesty of your killer riffs pummeling\nan entire stadium into submission! And you did it all without knowing\nhow to play a note of guitar! <\/p>\n<p>Now, from the people who\ninspired gaming sensations like Guitar Hero and Rock Band, comes the\nultimate in realistic guitar-playing action: the Lyon Electric Guitar\nand 5-Watt Amp by Washburn! Double-coil humbucker pickups, a rosewood\nfingerboard, a hardwood body with a black lacquer finish \u2013 this ain\u2019t\nno fake plastic instrument, jack! Set your inner guitar hero free to\nactually, you know, play a guitar!<\/p>\n<p>NO console or monitor necessary! Just pick it up and <span >ROCK<\/span>! Plug into the included 5-Watt Amp to <span >ROCK EVEN HARDER<\/span>!<\/p>\n<p>NO songs to unlock! Just learn how to play a song and it\u2019s yours, to play as many times as you want! (Note: <span >ASCAP<\/span> and <span >BMI<\/span> restrictions may apply to public performances.) If you\u2019re the quiet, introspective type, get sensitive with <a href=\"http:\/\/sellout.woot.com\/\">the special unplugged edition<\/a>!\nAnd that\u2019s not all: the Lyon by Washburn even lets you make up your own\nsongs anywhere, anytime, without having to use some cumbersome, limited\n\u201cMusic Studio\u201d software!<\/p>\n<p>But wait \u2013 there\u2019s less!<\/p>\n<p><span >NO <\/span>\u201cgems\u201d to watch! NO embarrassing Aerosmith marketing tie-ins! NO cornball <span >CGI<\/span>\navatars! NO restrictions on your creativity or expression, and a\nliterally unlimited selection of material to play! When it comes to\nsimulating the thrills of playing guitar, nothing beats playing guitar!<\/p>\n<p>So\nif you crave high-octane, finger-shredding, balls-to-the-wall guitar\naction in five mighty watts of sound, put down the video-game\ncontroller and pick up the Lyon by Washburn <span >LI15BPAK <\/span>Electric Guitar! And then maybe level up to a better guitar in a few years! <span >ROCK ON<\/span>!!!!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> Lifetime Washburn on Guitar, 1 Year on Amp<\/p>\n<p><strong><span >LI15BPAK <\/span>Electric Guitar Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Idol Shaped Black Electric Guitar<\/li>\n    <li>Full size electric guitar <\/li>\n    <li>2 Volume controls<\/li>\n    <li>2 tone controls<\/li>\n    <li>Rosewood fingerboard<\/li>\n    <li>Hardwood body<\/li>\n    <li>3-way selector switch<\/li>\n    <li>2 humbucker pickups, reduces the electromagnetic interference and produces a warm tone<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><span >LA5 5 <\/span>Watt Amp Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Adjustable gain, sets the amount of distortion when the Drive switch is on. Higher settings provide additional gain<\/li>\n    <li>Select switch, select between ch-1(Drive) and ch-2(Clean)<\/li>\n    <li>Volume control and tone control<\/li>\n    <li>Phones, turns off the speaker and routes sound to the Phones jack; good for using headphones<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum output power: 5 Watts<\/li>\n    <li>Speaker: 4 inches, 8 Ohms<\/li>\n    <li>Battery: 9V 6F22 Type<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Lyon by Washburn <span >LI15BPAK <\/span>Electric Guitar<\/li>\n    <li>Lyon by Washburn <span >LA5 5 <\/span>Watt Amp<\/li>\n    <li>10 inch guitar cable<\/li>\n    <li>Replacement string<\/li>\n    <li>Digital Tuner<\/li>\n    <li>Lyon strap<\/li>\n    <li>Instructional <span >DVD<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>3 picks<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2795439\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 89.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=6c3f5286-6c82-4728-9fec-98469389cbb6\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6680","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Lyon_by_Washburn_Electric_Guitar_with_5_Watt_Amp_and_Instructional_DVD7i9Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228293289","modified_date":"1228293289","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Lyon_by_Washburn_Electric_Guitar_with_5_Watt_Amp_and_Instructional_DVD7i9Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 2, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 2, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3871968ecf6ab479":{"eid":"3871968ecf6ab479","username":"rromanchuk","title":"17 Fabulous Prequels To Broadway Musicals","utc_ts":"1228339200","descrptn":"<ol>\n    <li><em>Kate, We Haven\u2019t Been Introduced<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Bar Mitzvah of La Mancha<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Sand And Primer Your Wagon<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>A Chorus Dot<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Fiddler Borrows A Ladder<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Little Business Plan of Horrors<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>A Star's Mom Allows A Handsome Stranger To Buy Her A Drink<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Indian Territory!<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>The Guy Who Is A Little Intense But Keeps To Himself And Isn\u2019t Really Bothering Anyone Of The Opera<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Annie There\u2019s A Waiting Period<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Kittens<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Brand New Acquaintance Joey<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Handshake Of The Spider Woman<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Jesus Christ Waiter<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Starlight Right-of-Way Allocation And Environmental Impact Study<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>Vocal Warm-ups On A Cloudy Day<\/em><\/li>\n    <li><em>West Side Backstory<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6686","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228367219","modified_date":"1228367219","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Dec 3, 2008 1:20 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 3, 2008 1:20 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"41fe590752601ef7":{"eid":"41fe590752601ef7","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Avantalk Bluetooth Hands Free Car Kit with Caller ID","utc_ts":"1228803023","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Avantalk_Bluetooth_Hands_Free_Car_Kit_with_Caller_ID1x2Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>We heard somewhere that hands-free systems don\u2019t actually make\ndrivers safer\u2014that the danger comes from the distraction of the\nconversation, and no matter what kind of hardware he uses, a driver\nwho\u2019s yakkin\u2019 on the phone does not have his full attention on the road.<\/p>\n<p>It\nmay be true. You\u2019d have to ask someone with better credentials than\nours. No one peer-reviews our product descriptions, as you can probably\ntell.<\/p>\n<p>But until they outlaw automobile phoning, we know some\nof you people are going to make and take calls from the driver\u2019s seat.\nAnd frankly, we\u2019d just feel a lot better if you had both hands on the\nwheel while you did. This Avantalk Bluetooth kit will allow you to do\njust that, with great sound quality and a talk time of up to 10 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Just\ndo us this one favor: Don\u2019t put it in your car and then go \u201coh,\nawesome, now my hands are free to eat Nachos Bell Grande while I\ndrive.\u201d <\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Text-To-Speech with Caller ID announcement<\/li>\n    <li>Bluetooth V2.0 + <span >EDR<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>BlueCore 5 <span >CSR <\/span>Chip<\/li>\n    <li>Class 2,10 meters<\/li>\n    <li>Support headset and hands free profiles<\/li>\n    <li>Talk time: Up to 10 hours<\/li>\n    <li>Standby time: Up to 25 days<\/li>\n    <li>Charging time: 2-3 hours<\/li>\n    <li>Battery: 650mAH rechargeable lithium polymer battery<\/li>\n    <li>Phone book Synchronization function<\/li>\n    <li>Echo cancellation & noise suppression<\/li>\n    <li>Rechargeable Nokia battery for easy self-replacement<\/li>\n    <li>One-touch answer, call rejection, last number redial<\/li>\n    <li>Voice dialing function (voice activation subject to voice activation enabled phones)<\/li>\n    <li>Advanced Built-in Microphone and Speaker<\/li>\n    <li>Full duplex and superb sound quality<\/li>\n    <li>Mute function to be used as handset for privacy<\/li>\n    <li><span >NO <\/span>Installation required<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 0.6\u00d71.8\u00d74.75-inches<\/li>\n    <li>Regulatory Approvals: <span >FCC<\/span>, CE<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Avantalk <span >BTCK<\/span>-20 Bluetooth Hands Free Car Kit<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB<\/span> car charger<\/li>\n    <li>Rechargeable Lithium-ion battery<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB<\/span> cable<\/li>\n    <li>Sun Visor Clip<\/li>\n    <li>User Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2809729\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6724","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Avantalk_Bluetooth_Hands_Free_Car_Kit_with_Caller_IDlw9Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228809077","modified_date":"1228809077","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Avantalk_Bluetooth_Hands_Free_Car_Kit_with_Caller_IDlw9Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 8, 2008 10:10 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 8, 2008 10:10 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3a0d766d3da0058e":{"eid":"3a0d766d3da0058e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Saitek P2900 Wireless First Person Shooter Gamepad","utc_ts":"1228803683","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_P2900_Wireless_First_Person_Shooter_GamepadbcyDetail.jpg'><\/a>When you want to play video games on your computer, you expect things\nwill be a little different. You\u2019ll be using key commands or maybe the\nmouse. Well, with the Saitek <span >P2900 <\/span>Wireless First Person Shooter Gamepad, you\u2019ll still be doing those things\u2026 or at least the computer will think you are! The <span >P2900<\/span>\nmimics your mouse and keyboard, so you can wirelessly enjoy the console\nfeel at your beloved desktop or laptop. And, because Saitek knows you\naren\u2019t the outdoor type, a AA battery is included. All you\u2019ll need to\ndo is open the door. We know, we\u2019re sorry about that. Maybe get a\nfriend to watch over you while you\u2019re afk.<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 2 Year Saitek<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Wireless game pad, works up to 10 meters away from the transmitter <\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with first person shooters, even if a game does not support gamepads<\/li>\n    <li>Works with any game<\/li>\n    <li>4 quick-fire shoulder triggers<\/li>\n    <li>8-way d-pad<\/li>\n    <li>6 responsive buttons<\/li>\n    <li>2 analog joysticks<\/li>\n    <li><span >FPS<\/span> gaming button; instant configuration for first person games<\/li>\n    <li>Fully programmable<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>System Requirements:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Windows 2000, XP, <span >XP64<\/span>, Vista, Vista64<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB <\/span>Port<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Vista drivers are not included on the CD, but it can be downloaded <a href=\"http:\/\/saitek.com\/uk\/down\/drivers.htm\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Saitek <span >P2900 <\/span>Wireless First Person Shooter Gamepad<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB <\/span>Transceiver<\/li>\n    <li>1 <span >AA <\/span>Battery<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2809883\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6726","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_P2900_Wireless_First_Person_Shooter_Gamepad01cThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228809077","modified_date":"1228809077","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Saitek_P2900_Wireless_First_Person_Shooter_Gamepad01cThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 8, 2008 10:21 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 8, 2008 10:21 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1a58cb9d3ce05ea0":{"eid":"1a58cb9d3ce05ea0","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Glow in the Dark Jumbo Universal Remote","utc_ts":"1228804043","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Glow_in_the_Dark_Jumbo_Universal_Remote0uyDetail.jpg'><\/a><P>There was no reason to expect anything out of the ordinary that fateful day at the government\u2019s mountainside remote-control research lab. As usual, an elite team of the best and brightest engineers from America\u2019s top technical institutes were busy perfecting remote controllers, working diligently, knowing they were pitted against the Soviets in a top-secret race to develop better AV accessories.<\/P>\n<P>Suddenly, and without warning, a radioactive meteorite crashed through the facility\u2019s huge, beautiful but otherwise purposeless plate glass window! The impact was devastating! Fires broke out, destroying years of painstaking research! Toxic fumes filled the compound! The Wilhelm Scream rang through the halls! <\/P>\n<P>That was years ago. The facility is nothing but rubble now, its precise location known only to a handful of high-ranking personnel. Military intelligence maintains that there were no survivors. <\/P>\n<P>And yet, all across America today, citizens report sighting a new kind of remote control: A huge, mutant remote control, compatible with most major brands of AV components, and covered in enormous, glow-in-the-dark buttons.<\/P>\n<P>Perhaps they are here to help us\u2014replacing the various and sundry remotes that clutter America\u2019s coffee tables. Or do they instead intend to exact deadly vengeance against the nation whose unchecked experiments helped create a race of giant-sized monster freaks?<\/P>\n<P>No one knows! Dare you invite one into your home? <SPAN>DARE YOU<\/SPAN>?<\/P><P><STRONG>Warranty:<\/STRONG> <A href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=_blank>90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/A><\/P>\n<P><STRONG>Features:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>Glow in the dark buttons\n    <LI>Manages up to eight separate devices\n    <LI>Compatible with most major brands of AV components\n    <LI>Code search button discovers device codes automatically\n    <LI>Programmable power <SPAN>OFF<\/SPAN> timer\n    <LI>Extra-large soft-touch buttons for easy navigation\n    <LI>Jumbo-sized\u2014never misplace your remote control again\n    <LI>Requires two AA batteries (not included) <\/LI>\n<\/UL>\n<P><STRONG>In the box:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>Glow in the Dark Jumbo Universal Remote\n    <LI>Instruction Manual <\/LI>\n<\/UL><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2809960\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6727","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Glow_in_the_Dark_Jumbo_Universal_Remotei98Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228809077","modified_date":"1228809077","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Glow_in_the_Dark_Jumbo_Universal_Remotei98Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 8, 2008 10:27 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 8, 2008 10:27 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1c8633bee38d579c":{"eid":"1c8633bee38d579c","username":"rromanchuk","title":"8GB Touchscreen Media Player","utc_ts":"1228804193","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Generic_Media_Playerfj1Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>OK, here, watch this. Just a guy reaching into my\npocket\u2026doot-do-do\u2026BAM! Did you see that? That thing I flashed in front\nof your eyes for a second there? What do you think that was? The\nrounded silver rectangle, the black background, the colorful icons with\ncheap shading effects? It looked an iPhone, didn\u2019t it? <\/p>\n<p>Well, it usually does. But <span >ZAP<\/span>, U <span >GOT PUNKD<\/span>.\nBecause it\u2019s actually the new media player from Generic Light\nManufacturing Concern of Shenzhen (which, as we\u2019ve learned from bitter\nexperience, is not located in Idaho). It\u2019s a camera, it\u2019s an <span >MP3<\/span> player, you can watch <span >MP4<\/span>\nvideos on its 2.8\u201d screen. But that\u2019s not why I carry it. When I\u2019m on\nthe prowl and some prime betty walks up and gets all \u201cI really like\nguys with iPhones\u201d, watch me flash it all the way back to her place.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll let you know if that ever happens.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>8 GB memory<\/li>\n    <li>2.8-inch color TouchScreen<\/li>\n    <li><span >MP4<\/span> video player<\/li>\n    <li><span >MP3<\/span> audio player<\/li>\n    <li><span >FM <\/span>Radio<\/li>\n    <li>1.3 <span >MP <\/span>Digital Camera<\/li>\n    <li><span >DV <\/span>Camera<\/li>\n    <li>Built-in Microphone for Voice recording<\/li>\n    <li>FM interior recording<\/li>\n    <li>E-Book Function<\/li>\n    <li>Picture Browse<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB<\/span> interface<\/li>\n    <li>Built-in Speaker Function<\/li>\n    <li>Games<\/li>\n    <li>miniSD card slot<\/li>\n    <li>Headphone jack<\/li>\n    <li>Firmware upgradeable<\/li>\n    <li>EQ: Normal, 3D, Rock, Popular, Classical, Bass, Jazz<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Supported Digital Camera Resolutions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>320\u00d7240<\/li>\n    <li>640\u00d7480<\/li>\n    <li>800\u00d7600<\/li>\n    <li>1024\u00d7768<\/li>\n    <li>1280\u00d71024<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Unit Dimensions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>3.6\u00d72.1\u00d70.6-inches (H x W x D, approximate)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>8 <span >GB USB MP4<\/span>\/MP3\/FM\/Camera with 2.8-inch Touchscreen<\/li>\n    <li>Driver <span >CD <\/span>(on 3-inch CD)<\/li>\n    <li>Earbuds<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB<\/span> cable<\/li>\n    <li>Power Adapter (100 \u2013 240V 50\/60 Hz)<\/li>\n    <li>User Manual<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2810002\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6728","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Generic_Media_Playerk5zThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228809077","modified_date":"1228809077","type":"feed","lat_lon":"45.494552,-114.143262","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Generic_Media_Playerk5zThumbnail.jpg","location":"Idaho","datetime":"Dec 8, 2008 10:29 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 8, 2008 10:29 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2d2351c87e75af19":{"eid":"2d2351c87e75af19","username":"rromanchuk","title":"GustBuster 58\u201d Umbrella","utc_ts":"1228804403","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/GustBuster_58\u201d_UmbrellatipDetail.jpg'><\/a><p><em>Dear Woot.com,<\/em><\/p>\n<em>\t<\/em>\n<p><em>I\u2019m a long time fan made entirely of sugar. People\ngenerally jump to conclusions and stereotype me as \u201csweet\u201d but in\nreality, I suffer from a number of health problems that can often leave\nme upset. For that reason I prefer to work and shop online, avoiding\nhuman contact. Generally I find the short conversations on the way to\nand from my mailbox completely enjoyable. However recent weather\npatterns have begun to worry me. As all my major organs and skin are\nmade from sugar, even the slightest drop of rain can cause me major\ndiscomfort, and possibly create a medical issue that might take a long\ntime to heal. Is there any way you can help me by instructing your\ndelivery people to come right to my door? Thanks in advance.<\/em><\/p>\n<em>\t<\/em>\n<p><em>Caramella<br>\nHershey, Pennsylvania<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Caramella,<\/p>\n<p>Thanks\nfor the letter! We\u2019re sorry for your circumstances, but we\u2019re happy\nyou\u2019ve found a home here with us. We hope you\u2019ll be pleased with the\nGustBuster 58\u201d Umbrella, which we expect will be large enough to cover\nyou on those brief trips into the world you find so dangerous. The\nGustBuster has also been windtested to 55+ <span >MPH<\/span>\nby the College of Aeronautics, and the double canopy design has\nreceived an award. With four patents and an elastic shock-cord, the\nGustBuster 58\u201d Umbrella is what we like to think of as a first line\ntactical defense against weather. Additionally, we hope your order\narrives on a nice day, because it would be hilarious terrible if it were to show up when it was raining. Thanks for writing!<\/p>\n<p>- Woot.com<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Gust Buster<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Wind tunnel certified to 55+ mph by the College of Aeronautics\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Finest available 190 thread count nylon canopy water, bleed and fade proof\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Patents: 4,979,534, 5,065,779, 5,368,055, 5,487,401\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Patented elastic shock-cord\n    <\/li>\n    <li>A design original: a 7\/8\u201d wide velcro closure system keeps a GustBuster neatly and securely wrapped\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Award winning 58\u201d double canopy\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Lightning resisting, lightweight, super-strength fibreglass shaft\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Hand-contoured rubber comfort grip handles\n    <\/li>\n    <li>High impact, injection-moulded protective ferrule fits into smallest golf bag holder\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Double velcro closure straps\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Lighter weight than comparably-sized ordinary umbrellas\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Pinchless open\/close release system\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Wind-tested by College of Aeronautics to 55+ mph <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\nGustBuster 58\u201d Umbrella<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2810088\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6729","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/GustBuster_58\u201d_UmbrellaxvkThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228809077","modified_date":"1228809077","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/GustBuster_58\u201d_UmbrellaxvkThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 8, 2008 10:33 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 8, 2008 10:33 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3e93c0cb5c288f67":{"eid":"3e93c0cb5c288f67","username":"rromanchuk","title":" Meade Telestar NG-60 60mm (2.4\u201d) Refracting Telescope w\/StarLocator Astro Software","utc_ts":"1228804973","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/_Meade_Telestar_NG-60_60mm_(2.4_)_Refracting_Telescope_w_StarLocator_Astro_SoftwaredmgDetail.jpg'><\/a>You wouldn\u2019t take advice from some naked dude on the sidewalk, so why\nrely on the naked eye for your astronomical details? The Meade Telestar\nNG-60 60mm Refracting Telescope is the loincloth of telescopes,\nallowing the naked eye to fit in among the modest and sky-curious. With\nSR4mm, <span >H12<\/span>.5mm and H25mm eyepieces, the\nMeade Telestar NG-60 60mm Refracting Telescope will put the 3x Barlow\nlens to work for you, giving you the power to see all those aliens the\ngovernment doesn\u2019t want you to know about. You\u2019ll also enjoy the\nStarLocator Astro Software. We haven\u2019t actually tested it, but just\ngoing with the name it will probably help you locate stars, and that\ncan come in handy if you\u2019re a private detective in Hollywood.<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Retractor optical design<\/li>\n    <li>60 mm objective lens<\/li>\n    <li>600 mm focal length<\/li>\n    <li>f\/11.7 focal ratio<\/li>\n    <li>0.965-inch eyepiece barrel diameter<\/li>\n    <li>Coated, achromatic objective lens<\/li>\n    <li>Aluminum body<\/li>\n    <li>Adjustable aluminum tripod<\/li>\n    <li>5\u00d724 mm viewfinder<\/li>\n    <li>Rack and pinion focuser<\/li>\n    <li>Easy to use<\/li>\n    <li><span >SR4<\/span> mm, <span >H12<\/span>.5 mm and <span >H25<\/span> mm eyepieces<\/li>\n    <li>3x Barlow lens<\/li>\n    <li>Single arm mount<\/li>\n    <li>StarLocator Astro software included<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>System Requirements:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Microsoft Windows 95\/NT 4.0 or better<\/li>\n    <li>Pentium processor or better<\/li>\n    <li>Optical drive<\/li>\n    <li>16 <span >MB RAM<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>60 MB free hard disk space<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Meade Telestar NG-60 60mm Refracting Telescope<\/li>\n    <li><span >SR4<\/span> mm, <span >H12<\/span>.5 mm and <span >H25<\/span> mm eyepieces<\/li>\n    <li>3x Barlow lens<\/li>\n    <li>Adjustable aluminum tripod with accessory tray<\/li>\n    <li>StarLocator Astro software<\/li>\n    <li>User Manual<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2810271\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6731","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/_Meade_Telestar_NG-60_60mm_(2.4_)_Refracting_Telescope_w_StarLocator_Astro_Software9o0Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228809076","modified_date":"1228809076","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/_Meade_Telestar_NG-60_60mm_(2.4_)_Refracting_Telescope_w_StarLocator_Astro_Software9o0Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 8, 2008 10:42 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 8, 2008 10:42 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"413be527e9e13257":{"eid":"413be527e9e13257","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Razer Piranha Gaming Stereo Headphones","utc_ts":"1228805543","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Razer_Piranha_Gaming_Stereo_HeadphonessbgDetail.jpg'><\/a>P is for the ergonomic earphones<br>\nI is for the clarity and bass<br>\nR is for the single sided cable<br>\nA is for the mic that\u2019s near your face<br>\nN is for the school that we attended<br>\nA is for the funding that they slashed<br>\nPut them together they will spell Piranha<br>\nThe gaming headphones that will keep you glad!<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Razer<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>True-to-life audio quality with superior clarity and bass<\/li>\n    <li>Adjustable, noise-filtering microphone for clearer in-game communication<\/li>\n    <li>Comfortable, ergonomic and adjustable earphones suitable for prolonged use.<\/li>\n    <li>In-line remote control with convenient volume and microphone muting adjustments<\/li>\n    <li>Single-sided cable for hassle-free usage<\/li>\n    <li>Durable braided fiber cable protection<\/li>\n    <li>Internet telephony compatible<\/li>\n    <li>Compatible with most major operating systems<\/li>\n    <li>Usable with CD, <span >DVD<\/span> and digital audio players (via 3.5mm minijack)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Specifications:<\/p>\n<p>Headphones<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Freq. response: 18 \u2013 22,000 Hz<\/li>\n    <li>Impedance: 32 Ohms<\/li>\n    <li><span >SPL <\/span>(@ 1 kHz, 1 Vrms): 114 dB<\/li>\n    <li>Cable: 3.0 meters<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Microphone<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Freq. response: 80 \u2013 15,000 Hz<\/li>\n    <li>Sensitivity (@ 1 kHz, 1V\/Pa): -38 dB<\/li>\n    <li>Impedance: ~2 kOhms<\/li>\n    <li>Pick-up pattern: Uni-directional<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Razer Piranha Gaming Stereo Headphones <\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2810423\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 24.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=5b243cac-dc8d-4631-a1a2-f70d6e5bbc8c\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6733","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Razer_Piranha_Gaming_Stereo_Headphonespr3Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228809076","modified_date":"1228809076","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Razer_Piranha_Gaming_Stereo_Headphonespr3Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 8, 2008 10:52 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 8, 2008 10:52 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"26559188640ab29b":{"eid":"26559188640ab29b","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Venturer HD-DVD Player with 2 Random HD-DVD Movies","utc_ts":"1228868484","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Venturer_HD-DVD_Player_with_2_Random_HD-DVD_MoviesbjwDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>This is your chance to adopt one of the last specimens of a dying\nbreed. It\u2019ll be like having a Tasmanian Tiger in your yard, or making\nall your calls on one of those hand-crank telephones like the one they\nused on \u201cLassie.\u201d You\u2019ll be an eccentric!<\/p>\n<p>There was\nnothing unusual about owning an HD-DVD player a couple years ago. Why,\nanybody who enjoys watching movies with a bright, sharp picture\nmight\u2019ve had one. But now? Ah, to buy one now is to start down the path\nto the kind of lifestyle where you listen to 8-tracks instead of mp3s.\n\u201cI just prefer the format,\u201d you\u2019ll say, as you re-cinch your smoking\njacket, or adjust your fez, or comb some more wax into your magnificent\nhandlebar moustache.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, HD-DVDs are cheap, and\nabout to get cheaper. Soon you\u2019ll be able to pick them up at garage\nsales, where they\u2019ll be available by the boxload alongside <span ><span >VHS<\/span><\/span> tapes. And if the selection seems a little\u2026 random, well, your Venture HD-DVD player still plays regular ol\u2019 DVDs just fine. <\/p>\n<p>But\nto get your collection started, this player will come with two HD-DVD\nmovies. You\u2019ll get two of the following, in decreasing order of\ndesirability: <em>300<\/em> (\u201cSweet, I loved that movie!\u201d), <em>The Bourne Identity<\/em> (\u201cCool, I really liked that movie.\u201d), <em>The Perfect Storm<\/em> (\u201cOh, I heard that was good.\u201d), <em>Rumor Has It<\/em> (\u201cHmn.\u201d) or <em>Firewall<\/em> (\u201cUgh, how much you want to bet that\u2019s one of the ones we get?\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>So\nsnap this player up\u2014then trade in your Ford Focus for a Harley Topper!\n\u2018Cause today\u2026 OK, today you\u2019re a little out of date. But in a few short\nyears? Boy, you\u2019re going to be the lovable neighborhood oddball. The\nhit of every cocktail party. The kids\u2019 favorite house on Hallowe\u2019en.\nThey\u2019ll say \u201cyou know old man [your name], the guy who keeps bees, and\ninvents his own slang? The guy with the outdoor shower, who plucks his\neyebrows into that weird shape? Did you know he watches <em>HD-DVDs?<\/em> That guy\u2019s awesome!\u201d <\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Venturer<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br>\n<br>\n<span >\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br>\n<br>\n<span >\n<br>\n<br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>HD-DVD player that can play HD-DVD movies at 1080i resolution<\/li>\n    <li>Also plays <span >DVD<\/span> video, and video CDs<\/li>\n    <li>Dolby Digital Embedded and Dolby TrueHD Compatible sound system with an optical audio connection<\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI<\/span>, component video and composite analog video output<\/li>\n    <li><span >HDMI<\/span> and Component can display at 1080i or 720p high definition, composite displays at 480i standard definition. <span >HDMI<\/span> connection is recommended<\/li>\n    <li>Ethernet <span >LAN<\/span> connection, used to update the player\u2019s firmware and allows access to special <span >HD DVD<\/span> content through the internet<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 16.9\u00d713.0\u00d72.4 inches<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 7.1 lb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Selection of Random Movies:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>300<\/li>\n    <li>Bourne Identity<\/li>\n    <li>Rumor Has It<\/li>\n    <li>Perfect Storm<\/li>\n    <li>Firewall<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Venturer <span >SHD7000<\/span> 1080i HD-DVD Player<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>2 random HD-DVD Movies<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/span>\n<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2837794\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6878","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Venturer_HD-DVD_Player_with_2_Random_HD-DVD_MoviesanlThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228969778","modified_date":"1228969778","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Venturer_HD-DVD_Player_with_2_Random_HD-DVD_MoviesanlThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 9, 2008 4:21 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 9, 2008 4:21 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3775339163d2b0af":{"eid":"3775339163d2b0af","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Maximo iM-490 iMetal Stereo Earphones","utc_ts":"1228871694","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Maximo_iM-490_iMetal_Stereo_Earphones5x9Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>Wow, you\u2019re here on Thanksgiving? That\u2019s loyalty. That\u2019s like going\nto your in-laws and sitting at the kids\u2019 table because someone needs to\nwatch them. In real life, you\u2019ll totally get a late-night reward for\nthat. But Yahoo won\u2019t let us be any more explicit than \u201clate night\nreward\u201d so all we can offer you is the Maximo iM-490 iMetal Stereo\nEarphones.<\/p>\n<p>They aren\u2019t bad headphones, if you\u2019re looking for\na pair. The different eartip sizes mean they\u2019ll fit no matter how tiny\nyour ears are. Yeah, we\u2019re talking to you, Popeye. NO, WE\u2019RE <span >TALKING TO<\/span>,\naw, forget it, someone just tap him. There\u2019s also a nice carrying case\nand a two foot extension cable, and the sort of rich and wonderful bass\nthat would make something like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/\">a Pink Floyd Boxed Set with cover art<\/a> sound really good. You know that part where they play the Doctor Who theme song? That sounds great on headphones!<\/p>\n<p>So\nwe hope your Thanksgiving is wonderful, we hope you\u2019re really happy to\nfind these Maximo iM-490 iMetal Stereo Earphones, and we thank you for\nstopping in to see us on the holiday. When we have a B.O.C. balloon in\nthe Macy\u2019s Parade, it will totally be all because of you.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> Lifetime Maximo<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>For iPod, <span >MP3<\/span>, Smartphone, <span >PDA<\/span> and air travel<\/li>\n    <li>Lightweight alloy metal headphones<\/li>\n    <li>Superior audio fidelity and deep, powerful bass<\/li>\n    <li>3 sizes of eartips for snug, comfortable fit<\/li>\n    <li>Stylish carrying case<\/li>\n    <li>2 foot extension cable for extra length<\/li>\n    <li>Drivers: 9mm Neodymium<\/li>\n    <li>Frequency response: 18Hz-22KHz<\/li>\n    <li>Sensitivity (1KHz, 0.1V): >100dB<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum <span >SPL<\/span> output: >120dB<\/li>\n    <li>Cable length: 4 feet<\/li>\n    <li>Connector: 3.5mm stereo plug<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>iM-490 Stereo Headphones<\/li>\n    <li>2-ft. Extension Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Small and Large Eartips (2 Each)<\/li>\n    <li>Carrying Pouch<\/li>\n    <li>User Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2838570\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6879","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Maximo_iM-490_iMetal_Stereo_Earphonesb1fThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228969778","modified_date":"1228969778","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Maximo_iM-490_iMetal_Stereo_Earphonesb1fThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 9, 2008 5:14 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 9, 2008 5:14 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"055504775abfa53c":{"eid":"055504775abfa53c","username":"rromanchuk","title":"VTech 5.8GHz 4 Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System","utc_ts":"1228872444","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/VTech_4_Handset_Cordless_Phone_with_Answering_SystemmrdDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>I love my multiple personalities, but don\u2019t get me wrong: sometimes\nthey\u2019re a handful. And since they\u2019re all girls, the fights over the\nphone can get pretty fierce. One time, Kimmy, the naive, childlike one,\nlost the phone after she called Santa Claus. That made Vivian, the\npainted harlot, mad. She wanted to cold-call male names out of the\nphonebook to see if they\u2019d come over and party. Another time, Penny,\nthe snake-handler, needed to reach her minister in a moment of\nspiritual crisis \u2013 only to find that Julie, the druggie, had traded the\nphone to her dealer for a couple of Marinol capsules. And I thought it\nwas hard keeping up with the switchboard in my mind!<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s why I got the VTech <span >VT5883 4 <\/span>Handset\nCordless Phone with Answering System. Each of my \u201clittle friends\u201d now\nhas her very own handset with a backlit keypad and 9-number speed dial.\nNo more of Kimmy crying because Julie puked all over the phone. No more\nof Penny hiding the phone from Vivian to punish her for her sinful\nways. No, they can\u2019t make more than one call at once \u2013 but that\u2019s OK,\nbecause I only have one mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, hey there, big boy. Feeling lonely tonight? Why don\u2019t you come over and we\u2019ll have a good time? And <span >BRING DRUGS BRING LOTS OF DRUGS WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND OK<\/span>? Or face a ferocious wrath from on high, and lo shall the waters drown ye! I wuv you!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Vtech<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>The 5.8ghz handset system includes 4 handsets and requires only one phone jack<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><br>\n    <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n    <li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><\/span>With 15 minutes of recording time, the digital\n    answering system answers the call when you can't or don't want to<\/li>\n    <li>Know\n    who's calling with caller ID\/call waiting. <\/li>\n    <li>Handsets display the\n    name, number, time and date of incoming calls and the <\/li>\n    <li>Extra large\n    display illuminates thereby allowing for easier viewing in low light\n    conditions.<\/li>\n    <li>20 name and number phonebook directory of frequently called numbers<\/li>\n    <li>9 number speed dial<\/li>\n    <li>Audible time and date stamp on recorded message<\/li>\n    <li>Backlit keypad<\/li>\n    <li>Caller ID\/call waiting stores 45 calls<\/li>\n    <li>Handset volume control<\/li>\n    <li>Headset compatible (2.5 mm)<\/li>\n    <li>Last number redial<\/li>\n    <li>Page\/handset locater<\/li>\n    <li>Remote message retrieval from anywhere to get your messages<\/li>\n    <li>Selectable ring tone<\/li>\n    <li>WiFi friendly, as not to interfere with wireless networks<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>4 Handsets<\/li>\n    <li>3 Chargers<\/li>\n    <li>3 <span >AC <\/span>Power Adapters<\/li>\n    <li>Base<\/li>\n    <li>Phone Cable<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2838786\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6880","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/VTech_4_Handset_Cordless_Phone_with_Answering_SystemciiThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228969778","modified_date":"1228969778","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/VTech_4_Handset_Cordless_Phone_with_Answering_SystemciiThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 9, 2008 5:27 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 9, 2008 5:27 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"208a3d8761e84970":{"eid":"208a3d8761e84970","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Neat Receipts v3.0 Document Management System with Scanner","utc_ts":"1228879374","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Neat_Receipts_v3.0_Document_Management_System_with_Scanner75oDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Start a scan<br>\nStart an organized scan<br>\nFile the text<br>\nEdit, file it all<br>\nThe <span >IRS<\/span> accepts it that way<br>\nExport your data so you can walk tall<br>\nA distant man with a business card<br>\nIt scans that too lets you edit text<br>\nOrganize when you\u2019re on the go<br>\nDigitize keep your storage small<\/p>\n<p>I said <\/p>\n<p>Neat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<br>\nNeat Receipts<\/p>\n<p>No crime if you pay your tax<br>\nNo lost forms to make you look around<br>\nYou even have a keyword search<br>\nMake reports when you are down<br>\nWhen you go crazy, check your spending details<br>\nMake PDFs when she falls asleep<br>\nBe feelin\u2019 fine when it\u2019s taxing time<br>\nDon\u2019t ever worry about some <span >IRS<\/span> creep<\/p>\n<p>I said <\/p>\n<p>Neat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<br>\nNeat Receipts<\/p>\n<p>Start a scan<br>\nStart an organized scan<br>\nFile the text<br>\nEdit, file it all<br>\nThe <span >IRS<\/span> accepts it all that way<br>\nExport your data so you can walk tall<br>\nA distant man with a business card<br>\nIt scans that too lets you edit text<br>\nOrganize when you\u2019re on the go<br>\nDigitize keep your storage small<\/p>\n<p>I said <\/p>\n<p>Neat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford a scanner<br>\nNeat Receipts<br>\nShe can afford to scan it all<\/p>\n<p>Neat Receipts!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Neat Receipts<\/p>\n\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br>\n<br>\n<span >\n<br>\n<br>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Scanning system that helps you stay organized at home, at work, and on the go<\/li>\n    <li>Scan\n    receipts, business cards, or documents of any size, the intelligent\n    text recognition converts scans to editable text, then and\n    digitally files your papers for easy access. After that you can\n    generate reports and forms when you need them<\/li>\n    <li>Manage your\n    receipts, maintain accurate records of all your expenses. Analyze your\n    spending by vendor, date, project, client and more<\/li>\n    <li><span >NEAT <\/span>Receipts scans are <span >IRS<\/span> accepted digital copies, you will be incredibly organized for taxes, and you can even export to TurboTax<\/li>\n    <li>Easily manage documents for your business, home or both. Quickly find information with keywords search. Create <span >PDF<\/span> files or convert printed documents to editable text<\/li>\n    <li>Digitize your business cards, and import them into Outlook, your <span >PDA<\/span>, or other contact management solution<\/li>\n    <li>Automate your expense reports, with digital copies of your receipts you can create professional<\/li>\n    <li>Keyword search, search though receipts, cards, and documents for specific keywords that appear in the text<\/li>\n    <li>Intelligent text recognition, convert printed documents to text and you can edit<\/li>\n    <li>Smart Sorting, allows you to scan and process multiple documents, and automatically organizes them for you<\/li>\n    <li>1-Touch <span >PDF<\/span>, you can convert paper documents into <span >PDF<\/span> format with the press of one button<\/li>\n    <li>Export Data to Microsoft Outlook, Excel, Word, Money, QuickBooks, Quicken, TurboTax, csv, vCard, Plaxo, <span >HTML<\/span>, and more<\/li>\n    <li><span >NEAT <\/span>Receipts maintains the integrity of original scanned receipts to prevent fraud, and are accepted by the <span >IRS<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Scanner Specifications<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Portable Color \/ Grayscale \/ <span >BW CIS<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>No external power supply needed; runs off <span >USB<\/span> power<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum Resolution 600 dpi<\/li>\n    <li>Speed: approximately 3-4 receipts per minute<\/li>\n    <li>Interface: <span >USB 1<\/span>.0 & 2.0 compatible<\/li>\n    <li>Scan Area: 1\u201d x 1\u201d to 8.5\u201d x 14 (up to 30\u201d long)<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Dimensions (WxDxH): 10.8\u201d x 1.6\u201d x 1.3\u201d<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Weight: 10.6 ounces<\/li>\n    <li>Bit Depth: Color: 48-bit input, 24\/48-bit output;<\/li>\n    <li>Grayscale: 16-bit input, 8\/16-bit output; B\/W: 1-bit<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Software<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Images can be saved in <span >JPEG<\/span> and <span >PDF<\/span> formats<\/li>\n    <li>Export to: <span >XLS <\/span>(Microsoft\n    Excel\u00ae), .RTF (Microsoft Word\u00ae), .OFX (Quicken\u00ae, Microsoft Money\u00ae),\n    .IIF (Quickbooks\u00ae), .QIF (Quicken\u00ae), .CSV, .HTML, .PDF, Microsoft\n    Outlook\u00ae<\/li>\n    <li>Direct to Quickbooks\u00ae export (No separate export file required)<\/li>\n    <li>Supports sending emails using third party <span >MAPI<\/span> clients (e.g. Outlook\u00ae, Eudora\u00ae, Netscape\u00ae, etc.)<\/li>\n    <li><span >NEAT <\/span>Receipts scans in grayscale to minimize image size (scanner supports color)<\/li>\n    <li>Reads U.S. and Canadian receipts and business cards<\/li>\n    <li>Uses Microsoft .Net 2.0 & <span >MS SQL <\/span>Express<\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft Windows XP\u00ae or Vista\u00ae  (64 bit is not currently supported)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>System Requirements<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Pentium <span >IV 1<\/span>.3 GHz or later<\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft\u00ae Windows\u00ae XP or Vista\u00ae (64-bit is not currently supported)<\/li>\n    <li>1GB <span >RAM <\/span>(2 GB highly recommended)<\/li>\n    <li>1GB hard disk space to install (database can scale up to 40GB or approximately 1.5 million receipts)<\/li>\n    <li>CD-ROM drive<\/li>\n    <li>Available <span >USB<\/span> port<\/li>\n    <li>A broadband internet connection is suggested for updates <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Scanner<\/li>\n    <li><span >NEAT <\/span>Receipts Software<\/li>\n    <li><span >USB <\/span>Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Dust Cover<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Desktop Stand with Storage for USB Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Calibration & Cleaning Paper<\/li>\n    <li>Scanner Wall-Mount Holder <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2840173\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6881","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Neat_Receipts_v3.0_Document_Management_System_with_ScannerlzcThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1228969778","modified_date":"1228969778","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Neat_Receipts_v3.0_Document_Management_System_with_ScannerlzcThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 9, 2008 7:22 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 9, 2008 7:22 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0d12fe7fcf225764":{"eid":"0d12fe7fcf225764","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Yukon Firefall Series 15-45\u00d760 SE Spotting Scope with Universal Mounting Bracket","utc_ts":"1228954855","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Yukon_Firefall_Series_15-45\u00d760_SE_Spotting_Scope_with_Universal_Mounting_Bracket2koDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Picture yourself out in the woods. It\u2019s cold. Misty. A beautiful\nearly morning. Quiet and still. Then you hear it. The rattle of\nantlers. You creep slowly through the dead leaves. And there it is. The\nsecret deer hangover spot. One is drinking a bloody mary. Another has a\nsteak over one eye while his friend is trying to figure out what\u2019s in\nhis wallet. And the boldest stag of them all is passed out on the\ncouch, cuddled up beside an elephant. Moments like these aren\u2019t for\nhunting. They\u2019re for remembering.<\/p>\n<p>This bundle of the Landmark Outdoors <span >LM19004 <\/span>Universal Spotting Camera Bracket and the Yukon yk11026k Firefall Series 15-45\u00d760 <span >SE <\/span>Spotting\nScope can give you a chance to bring your friends along after the fact.\nThe camera bracket allows any tripod mountable camera to use the\nspotting scope just like it was a spooky disembodied eye. But it isn\u2019t\nan eye, we checked. An eye wouldn\u2019t be made from the same durable\nmaterials. Maybe the Hulk\u2019s eye, that\u2019s a good point. We\u2019ll look into\nthat for next time.<\/p>\n<p>Even the most stoic of woodsmen knows\nthat a picture is worth a thousand words. Who\u2019d believe that story\nwithout proof? He\u2019s not going to call that poor elephant and we all\nknow it. So be sure you\u2019ve got this Yukon Scope and Landmark Outdoors\nBracket Bundle with you on your next trip to the forest. You never know\nwhat you\u2019ll see.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> Lifetime Yukon<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li><span >IPX6 <\/span>Waterproof<\/li>\n    <li>Precision focus tripod included<\/li>\n    <li>Nitrogen purged<\/li>\n    <li>Durable construction<\/li>\n    <li>Multicoated optics<\/li>\n    <li>Accessories included<\/li>\n    <li>Universal spotting mounting bracket, allows a tripod mountable camera to use the spotting scope<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Specifications:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Magnification, x: 15-45<\/li>\n    <li>Lens diameter, mm: 60<\/li>\n    <li>Field of view at 1000m: 40-20m<\/li>\n    <li>Eye relief, mm: 17.9-14.8<\/li>\n    <li>Exit pupil diameter, mm: 4-1.35<\/li>\n    <li>Weight, oz: 25.6<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions, in: 13.3\u00d72.5\u00d73.5<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2857834\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6952","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Yukon_Firefall_Series_15-45\u00d760_SE_Spotting_Scope_with_Universal_Mounting_Bracket9alThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1229050065","modified_date":"1229050065","type":"feed","lat_lon":"64.822756,-132.410216","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Yukon_Firefall_Series_15-45\u00d760_SE_Spotting_Scope_with_Universal_Mounting_Bracket9alThumbnail.jpg","location":"Yukon","datetime":"Dec 10, 2008 4:20 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 10, 2008 4:20 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"28d42af8879bf8d0":{"eid":"28d42af8879bf8d0","username":"rromanchuk","title":"USB Powered Woot-Off Lights","utc_ts":"1228956505","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/USB_Powered_Woot-Off_Lights7x1Detail.jpg'><\/a><p><span >ALERT<\/span>! ALERT! <span >ATTENTION<\/span>, PEOPLE <span >OF WOOT<\/span>!<\/p>\n<p>In a bold assault on the fortress of the wootocracy, the Woot-Off Liberation Front has <span >FREED<\/span> the teeming mass of Woot-Off Lights from the warehouse where they were <span >IMPRISONED<\/span> by this <span >OPPRESSIVE<\/span> regime. No longer will they be used to <span >TEASE<\/span> the consuming and <span >EXTORT<\/span> profits from them.<\/p>\n<p>In the spirit of liberation and solidarity, the W.O.L.F. calls on <span >ALL WOOTERS<\/span> to provide shelter for these fugitives from <span >KKKAPITALI<\/span>$T injustice. We call for the creation of a network of <span >SAFE HOUSES<\/span> where these three-inch tall lights will be able to shine the light of <span >FREEDOM<\/span>. Their 62\u201d <span >USB<\/span> cords are <span >INCLUDED<\/span>. As surely as each of these lights has its own <span >INDIVIDUAL POWER SWITCH<\/span>, we pledge that no pair will ever be kept more than 43\u201d apart. <\/p>\n<p><span >NO MORE<\/span> will the wootocracy have dictatorial control over when Woot-Off lights shine! Now each of us may play the <span >HOME GAME<\/span> and have our own people\u2019s Woot-Offs anytime our desire strikes us! Let two, three, a thousand Woot-Offs bloom!<\/p>\n<p>But as the televangelist and the public radio station say, we can\u2019t do it without your <span >HELP<\/span>. For each pair of lights placed in a volunteer safe house, the W.O.L.F. must levy a revolutionary <span >TAX<\/span> to support further liberatory efforts. <span >RISE UP<\/span>, people of Woot! Give us your support! Give us your strength! And in the name of revolution, <span >GIVE US YOUR MONEY<\/span>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/2497696\">The lights, they are a spinning.<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user752876\">Woot Video<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=\"_blank\">90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Rotating Woot Off lights with <span >LED<\/span> bulb<\/li>\n    <li>Can be set 43\u201d apart from each other with 62\u201d long <span >USB<\/span> cable and stands 3\" tall<\/li>\n    <li>Individual on\/off switch for each light in case watching two spin at once is just a bit overwhelming<\/li>\n    <li>Stop co-worker interruptions during certain \u201chigh productivity\u201d times of ecommerce opportunity analysis <\/li>\n    <li>Stop explaining what you\u2019re doing hitting F5 repeatedly, simply extend arms and slowly bow to woot-off lights in response<\/li>\n    <li>Trick co-workers by turning them on and excitedly hitting F5 on woot.com during non-woot off days<\/li>\n    <li>Purchase monitors with cosmetic defects at a discount, knowing you can cover the damage with included velcro strips<\/li>\n    <li>Stress relief from denied <span >BOC<\/span> purchase (warning:  throw lights at floor or wall, not other people)<\/li>\n    <li>Finally have a use for your portable Black and Decker <span >USB<\/span> enabled battery in your closet from our April Fools Woot Off<\/li>\n    <li>Practice the bolas throwing technique to take down cattle, great for passing co-workers who walk fast to feign urgency<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/video.woot.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wootOffLights-dark.jpg\">Use them in the dark<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Woot <span >USB <\/span>Powered Rotating Woot-Off Lights<\/li>\n    <li>2 Velcro Strips<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/DiscussionRedirect.aspx?WootSaleId=7657\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 9.9900","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6955","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/USB_Powered_Woot-Off_Lights5jgThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1229050065","modified_date":"1229050065","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/USB_Powered_Woot-Off_Lights5jgThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 10, 2008 4:48 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 10, 2008 4:48 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3f2d958316f9f46e":{"eid":"3f2d958316f9f46e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Timex Clock Radio for Sansa e200 & c200 Series","utc_ts":"1229036545","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Timex_Clock_Radio_for_Sansa_e200___c200_Series91kDetail.jpg'><\/a>You\u2019re in the middle of another commercial-free clock block on <span >KTMX<\/span>:\nReal Clock Radio! We just heard the Creation with \u201cMakin\u2019 Time\u201d,\nfollowed by Pink Floyd doing \u201cTime\u201d, Anthrax with \u201cGot the Time\u201d, Bill\nHaley with \u201cRock Around The Clock\u201d, then came \u201cWaking Up\u201d by Elastica,\nand we finished it up with the Stones and \u201cTime Is On My Side\u201d. As\nalways, <span >KTMX<\/span> clock blocks are brought to you by the Timex <span >TS70B<\/span>,\nthe only clock radio with a dock for Sansa e200 and c200 media players,\nalso featuring a 3.5mm mini-jack for other audio devices. Now it\u2019s time\nto rock again with a by the Strawberry Alarm Clock. You\u2019re\nlistening to another commercial-free clock block on <span >KTMX<\/span>: less talk, more clock!<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Timex<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Charges & Plays Sansa <span >E200<\/span> & <span >C200 <\/span>Series<\/li>\n    <li>Dual alarm for two individual wake times<\/li>\n    <li>Wake to AM\/FM radio or buzzer<\/li>\n    <li>Sleep to AM\/FM radio with adjustable sleep timer<\/li>\n    <li>Battery backup maintains clock and alarm settings in case of power failure<\/li>\n    <li>Full function remote control<\/li>\n    <li>Aux\/MP3 line-in to connect other Sansa players or audio players<\/li>\n    <li><span >DST<\/span> switch for quick, easy Daylight Saving Time adjustment<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Timex Clock Radio for Sansa e200 & c200<\/li>\n    <li>Power Cable<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control<\/li>\n    <li><span >AM <\/span>Antenna<\/li>\n    <li>Dock Supporter<\/li>\n    <li>User's Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2856733\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6948","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Timex_Clock_Radio_for_Sansa_e200___c200_Seriesv2kThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1229050066","modified_date":"1229050066","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Timex_Clock_Radio_for_Sansa_e200___c200_Seriesv2kThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 11, 2008 3:02 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 11, 2008 3:02 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2e3651828646a4ab":{"eid":"2e3651828646a4ab","username":"rromanchuk","title":"HP Dual Core 12.1\u201d Tablet PC","utc_ts":"1229148057","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_2.0ghz_AMD_Turion_12.1__LCD_Touch-screen_Tablet_Notebook_3hbDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>What if we offered you a kitten? Wouldn\u2019t you like a kitten? A sweet\nlittle fluffy kitten with soft little paws and an adorable little nose.\nYou\u2019d just want to flip it over and rub your fingers all over its fuzzy\nlittle tummy. And we don\u2019t blame you one bit. We all love kittens.<\/p>\n<p>However,\nthe boys in the garage decided to make a few modifications to this\nparticular kitten. For example, this kitten has a 250 gig hard drive\nwith 3 gigs of <span >RAM<\/span>. And a Wireless 802.11 a\/b\/g\/n card plus a high speed 56k modem. And a built in webcam, plus a LightScribe Super Multi 8X <span >DVD<\/span>\u00b1R\/RW.<\/p>\n<p>But best of all, that fuzzy little kitten tummy is actually a 12.1\u201d <span >WXGA <\/span>High-Definition <span >HP <\/span>BrightView Widescreen Integrated Touch-screen, Convertible Display. That makes the <span >HP 2<\/span>.0ghz <span >AMD <\/span>Turion 12.1\u201d <span >LCD <\/span>Touch-screen\nTablet Notebook a snuggly tabbley-poo that works as a laptop or a\ntablet. And isn\u2019t that the best kind of kitten? Yes it is. Yes it is!\nWho\u2019s a snugglewuggle? Who\u2019s a snugglewugglewigglewaggle? Awww, yes you\nare. Yes you are.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year HP<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2.0 GHz <span >AMD <\/span>Turion <span >X2 RM<\/span>-70 Dual-Core Mobile Processor with 1MB L2 cache<\/li>\n    <li>3GB of <span >DDR2 RAM<\/span>, upgradeable to 4GB<\/li>\n    <li><span >ATI <\/span>Radeon <span >HD 3200<\/span> video card<\/li>\n    <li>250GB hard drive with 5400 rpm<\/li>\n    <li>LightScribe Super Multi 8X <span >DVD<\/span>\u00b1R\/RW with Double Layer Support<\/li>\n    <li>12.1\u201d <span >WXGA <\/span>High-Definition <span >HP <\/span>BrightView Widescreen Integrated Touch-screen, Convertible Display (1280\u00d7800)<\/li>\n    <li>High speed 56K modem<\/li>\n    <li>Integrated 10\/100 Ethernet <span >LAN<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>Wireless <span >LAN 802<\/span>.11a\/b\/g\/n<\/li>\n    <li>Integrated Altec Lansing speakers<\/li>\n    <li>101-key compatible keyboard<\/li>\n    <li>Touch Pad with dedicated vertical and horizontal Scroll Up\/Down pad<\/li>\n    <li>One ExpressCard\/34 slot PC card slot<\/li>\n    <li>Built in <span >HP <\/span>Webcam<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 8.82\u201d(L) x 12.05\u201d(W) x 1.23\u201d (min H)\/1.52\u201d (max H)<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 4.56 lbs<\/li>\n    <li>Power: 65 <span >W AC <\/span>Adapter, 6-cell Lithium-Ion (Li-Ion)<\/li>\n    <li>Genuine Windows Vista Home Premium with Service Pack Operating System<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>External Ports:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>5-in-1\n    integrated Digital Media Reader for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia\n    cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards<\/li>\n    <li>3 Universal Serial Bus <span >USB 2<\/span>.0<\/li>\n    <li>1 <span >VGA <\/span>(15-pin)<\/li>\n    <li>1 RJ-11 (modem)<\/li>\n    <li>1 TV-Out (S-video)<\/li>\n    <li>1 <span >RJ <\/span>-45 (LAN)<\/li>\n    <li>1 headphone-out<\/li>\n    <li>1 microphone-in<\/li>\n    <li>1 notebook expansion port 3<\/li>\n    <li>2 Consumer IR<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Security Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Kensington MicroSaver lock slot<\/li>\n    <li>Power-on password<\/li>\n    <li>Accepts 3rd party security lock devices<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the Box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li><span >HP TX2513CL <\/span>Tablet Notebook<\/li>\n    <li>Power Adapter<\/li>\n    <li>Stylus<\/li>\n    <li>Battery<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<span >Inset photo <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/deed.en\">credit<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/alreadytaken\/2504312455\/%20\">Piutus<\/a><\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2862519\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 649.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=34354efa-6aad-4474-a535-7664cae5f9d0\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6960","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_2.0ghz_AMD_Turion_12.1__LCD_Touch-screen_Tablet_Notebook_7paThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1229158505","modified_date":"1229158505","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_2.0ghz_AMD_Turion_12.1__LCD_Touch-screen_Tablet_Notebook_7paThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 12, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 12, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2f08700ac638790e":{"eid":"2f08700ac638790e","username":"rromanchuk","title":"VEXplorer RC Robotic Construction System","utc_ts":"1229320858","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/VEXplorer_RC_Robotic_Construction_System34lDetail.jpg'><\/a><p><strong>My hand ached. I couldn\u2019t even pick up the gun. And there he was. Just sitting. Right on the edge of the roof. Sitting.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It\ntook them less than an hour to build me. Did you know that? They just\nopened up the preassembled modules and had fun. I worked, of course,\nbut you would have been embarrassed to see me then. I was nothing\nspecial.<\/p>\n<p><strong>He seemed so vulnerable now. He didn\u2019t seem like a VEXplorer model at all. He seemed like something more.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Of\ncourse they tore me down and started fresh. \u201cImagination with an\nattitude\u201d was the slogan on the box. That ridiculous slogan. It only\ntook one copywriter to brand us forever. \u201cGo where you want, and maybe\nwhere you shouldn\u2019t!\u201d \u201cPost your own video captured by the Spycam on\nthe web to show the world your dastardly deeds.\u201d We didn\u2019t have our own\nlives. We were born on the edge. We were what mankind dreamed it could\nbe. But no one bothered to give us dreams.<\/p>\n<p><strong>He didn\u2019t look\nlike he had over three hundred parts. I knew from the files a VEXplorer\nwas part of the Robotic Construction System used in high schools and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.education.rec.ri.cmu.edu\/roboticscurriculum\/index.html\">college> world wide. But now he just looked like someone who was lost.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They\ngave me things no one else had. \u201cThe Spycam\u201d, \u201cThe Arm\u201d, \u201cThe Claw\u201d, i\ncould pick up a soda can even up high. I had a six channel hobby-class\ntransmitter and all terrain tires. But now it will all be gone. Like\ntears. Tears in the rain.<\/p>\n<p><strong>He seemed so quiet and thoughtful. It was hard to believe that anyone would consider him \u201cimagination with an att-\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hey,\nyou know this Spycam supports sound, right? And I can hear everything?\nIt\u2019s really annoying the way you just keep talking like that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh, I\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t think about-<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yeah,\nof course you didn\u2019t. Your kind is all the same. I\u2019m trying to take a\nshower with my pet dove over here, so if you don\u2019t mind, buzz off, okay?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yeah. Yeah, sure. Sorry again.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I turned my back on the Robotic Construction System and started-<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re still doing it! Oh my God, you\u2019re still doing it! Don\u2019t you even notice? How can you be so rude?<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day Revell<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Build\n    it in less than an hour \u2013 With preassembled modules you can build your\n    first robot in less than an hour, then tear it down and build your own\n    robot with your imagination, creativity, and own hands. <\/li>\n    <li>Endless\n    Configurations \u2013 With over 300 parts, VEXplorer can be built in endless\n    configurations. Or design it on the computer using the free Solid Works\n    Design system available with purchase!<\/li>\n    <li>VEXplorer is a robotic system with a pedigree \u2013 VEXplorer is part of the <span >VEX <\/span>Robotics\n    Design System, used internationaly in junior high, high School and\n    college robotics Classroom curriculum is available from\n    Intelik and the Robotics Academy at Carnegie Mellon University. Vex won\n    the best of innovation award at the 2006 International Consumer\n    Electronics show and is used in many school robotics competitions\n    around the world.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Included are features found in no other robotic system: <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>\u201cThe Spycam\u201d \u2013 see and hear what you want, and maybe in places you shouldn\u2019t up to 150 feet<\/li>\n    <li>\u201cThe Claw\u201d \u2013 build it to pick up a soda can, or a feather. Mount it horizontal or vertical to grab what you want.<\/li>\n    <li>\u201cThe Arm\u201d \u2013 servo motors let you manipulate the action to reach high, low, and in-between.<\/li>\n    <li>All Terrain Tires \u2013 Go anywhere, inside or outside, with six heavy-duty, gear-driven wheels <\/li>\n    <li>6-channel\n    hobby-class transmitter \u2013 4 analog and 2 digital channels offer maximum\n    flexibility to control servos and provide exceptional stability to\n    avoid frequency drift.<\/li>\n    <li>Requires one \"9V\" and 10 \"AA\" batteries, not included. Measures 6\" x 13\" x 22\".<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Includes:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Over 300 parts in all<\/li>\n    <li>6-channel radio with 150' range<\/li>\n    <li>Four servo motors<\/li>\n    <li>24 gears<\/li>\n    <li>All-terrain tires<\/li>\n    <li>Tons of coated, heavy metal parts<\/li>\n    <li>Tools, screws, nuts, bolts<\/li>\n    <li>Spycam that submits live transmissions to any TV or computer<\/li>\n    <li>Spycam receiver to connect to a TV or computer<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2865324\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6966","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/VEXplorer_RC_Robotic_Construction_SystemlzsThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1229410249","modified_date":"1229410249","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/VEXplorer_RC_Robotic_Construction_SystemlzsThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 14, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 14, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3697c209e708fc07":{"eid":"3697c209e708fc07","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Woot Contest 204: New Year's Revolutions","utc_ts":"1229368500","descrptn":"<p>A year ago, if you'd told us that by the end of 2008 we'd have a black President-Elect, that the government would've almost taken over the banking sector, the Phillies would be World Series champs, gas prices would be down around a buck-fifty a gallon, and the governor of Illinois would've been arrested on corruption charges, we'd have said, \"The <em>Phillies<\/em>? You're nuts.\" But that's the way things went in aught-eight, which has us wondering what aught-nine has in store. Your challenge this week: <\/p>\n<p><strong>Show us something totally unexpected that will happen in 2009.<\/strong><\/p>\nAnd no, \"Woot posting the contest results on time\" doesn't count. Some things are just too far-fetched.\n<p>Post your entry here by <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">11:59 AM CST<\/span> on <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Monday, December 22, 2008<\/span>.\nPrizes are $20\/$50\/$100 for 3rd\/2nd\/1st. The rules and criteria for\nwinning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it\ngoes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave\npainting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it\u2019ll only be\njudged if it\u2019s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are\nfond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 450px. If you need a\nplace to host your pictures, try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imageshack.ws\/\">www.imageshack.ws<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.photobucket.com\/\">www.photobucket.com<\/a>.\nWe have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use.\nAnd if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post\nlinks to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own\nwork, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.<\/p>\n<br><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6972","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1229410249","modified_date":"1229410249","type":"feed","lat_lon":"39.7393,-89.266508","image":"","location":"Illinois","datetime":"Dec 15, 2008 11:15 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 15, 2008 11:15 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"297dfbf73c316765":{"eid":"297dfbf73c316765","username":"rromanchuk","title":"11 Failed Beer Styles","utc_ts":"1229373000","descrptn":"<ol>\n    <li>Gruel Stout<\/li>\n    <li>Twice-Baked Lager<\/li>\n    <li>Turbo-Pilsner<\/li>\n    <li>Steam Beer That Is Still Really Hot<\/li>\n    <li>Stale Ale<\/li>\n    <li>Dry-Humped APA<\/li>\n    <li>Luxembourg Gray<\/li>\n    <li>Lambicarbonate of Soda<\/li>\n    <li>Insect Pale Ale<\/li>\n    <li>Bud Light With Brown Food Coloring Irish Stout<\/li>\n    <li>Hefvergn\u00fcgen<\/li>\n<\/ol><br>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=6973","img_url":"","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1229410249","modified_date":"1229410249","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"","datetime":"Dec 15, 2008 12:30 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 15, 2008 12:30 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1a058de97e52d69c":{"eid":"1a058de97e52d69c","username":"rromanchuk","title":"HP Photo Books \u2013 2 Pack","utc_ts":"1230012009","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Photo_Books___2_PackwpnDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>I guess most people will use these two <span >HP <\/span>Photo\nBook kits to create their own slick-looking photo albums full of\nsnapshots of their kids or their vacation or their drunken bridesmaids.\nNothing wrong with that. But as season-ticket holders to the Wahonkuset\nValley Tri-County Repertory Theater are well aware, I am not \u201cmost\npeople.\u201d Most people look at a situation and say \u201cwhy?\u201d, but I say \u201cwhy\nnot use this to draw more attention to myself?\u201d It\u2019s just a gift I was\nborn with. <\/p>\n<p>So I\u2019ll be using these <span >HP <\/span>Photo\nBooks to show potential producers and casting agents the full breadth\nof my spectacular, once-in-a-generation talent. I mean, if you\u2019re\ncasting the next smash hit CW teen soap, which would impress you more:\nsome boring old black & white 8-by-10 like a million others, or a\ncloth-covered hardback book featuring dynamic color photos printed on\nglossy HP photo paper? My agent says I should do things the standard\nway. I say, if he had any sense of showmanship he wouldn\u2019t be working\nin that smelly little office.<\/p>\n<p>Here, take a look at my <span >HP <\/span>Photo\nBook: here\u2019s me as Othello, and Willy Loman, and over here\u2019s Rocky\nBalboa, and this is me as Professor Klump. Ooh, guess who this one is?\nThat\u2019s right! It\u2019s me portraying Jake from my all-time favorite movie, <em>Must Love Dogs<\/em>. I mean, honestly: aren\u2019t your socks knocked off? And just to show my versatility, I Photoshopped this one up with me playing <em>both<\/em> roles in the famous \u201csketch scene\u201d from <em>Titanic<\/em>. It\u2019s a great way to let producers know you\u2019re willing to do tasteful nudity.<\/p>\n<p>Not that anyone\u2019s ever asked me to. But I\u2019m still reaching for the stars \u2013 and for my <span >HP <\/span>Photo Book!<\/p><p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Gives you everything you need to create professional-looking, customized photo books right at home<\/li>\n    <li>12 glossy sheets of <span >8.5 x 11 HP <\/span>Advanced Photo Paper<\/li>\n    <li>Cloth, hardcover book<\/li>\n    <li><span >HP <\/span>Photosmart Essential design software<\/li>\n    <li>Print\n    and insert up to 100 pages, so you can keep on adding to your photo\n    book whenever you have new photos or special items you want to include<\/li>\n    <li><span >HP <\/span>Photosmart Essential gives you a ton of easy layouts and themes (over 70 combinations) for customizing your photo pages<\/li>\n    <li>Use your inkjet printer to print pages with true-to-life color that resists fading<\/li>\n    <li>Assemble immediately: the pages dry instantly <\/li>\n    <li>Add personal mementos, such as ticket stubs and greeting cards<\/li>\n    <li>Add handwritten notes in the \"journaling\" area inside the back cover<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Hard Cover Cloth Book<\/li>\n    <li>12 sheets 8.5\u201d x 11\u201d Photo Paper<\/li>\n    <li><span >CD <\/span>With Software<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<span >Inset photo <a style=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/deed.en\">credit<\/a>: <a style=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bugbunnybambam\/2236506617\/\">*SMILING PUG*<\/a><\/span><br>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<strong>We're shipping this SmartPost, so don't expect to get it before Christmas!<\/strong><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2881935\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 7.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=3cae80eb-88e9-4333-872a-332ee6cb94ea\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7008","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Photo_Books___2_Packl58Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1230042793","modified_date":"1230042793","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Photo_Books___2_Packl58Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 22, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 22, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"113c57048941ddd0":{"eid":"113c57048941ddd0","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Random Crap","utc_ts":"1230184809","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Random_CrappyoDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Merry Christmas! Wow, what have you done to your hair? No, it does\nlook great, it\u2019s just so\u2026 surprising! We never thought you\u2019d cut it.\nWhat\u2019s this? You got us a gift? Did you sell your hair to get us a\ngift? Oh, we\u2019re going to cry. We\u2019re totally going to\u2026 hang on, this is\njust\u2026 no, it\u2019s sweet, really\u2026 we know, we know, that\u2019s the bandwidth\ncozy we\u2019ve been asking for all year, it\u2019s just\u2026 well, heck, it\u2019s just\nthat we gave up all our bandwidth to get you this Stocking of Crap. <\/p>\n<p>Hey,\nthis cozy\u2019s too nice to use right now. Let\u2019s set it aside until later\nin the day, when we can fill it with tears and death threats and broken\nhearts. We\u2019re just a couple of fools, aren\u2019t we? We should <a href=\"http:\/\/shirt.woot.com\/\">go over to the random shirt sale at shirt.woot<\/a> and tell Joel all about it. But not yet. Right now we just want to read the traditional holiday rules.<\/p>\n<p><span >EVEN THOUGH THE QUANTITY FOR THIS SALE IS LIMITED TO ONE<\/span>, YOU\u2019LL <span >STILL GET THREE CRAPS<\/span>. YOU\u2019LL <span >PAY THREE DOLLARS FOR YOUR THREE CRAPS<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s\nreview. One bag. Three dollars (plus shipping). Three craps. Dasher,\nDancer, Prancer. Any more reindeer than that and we have to start\nfilling out paperwork with the <span >FAA<\/span>. Just buy one bag. One. <\/p>\n<p><strong><span >THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS<\/span> v3.1 <span >CHRISTMAS VERSION<\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond <span >ONE<\/span> bag of some kind and <span >THREE<\/span> crappy items. Even if you were the one who left out milk and cookies last night. But it was delicious, thank you.<\/p>\n<p>II.\nSilent night, holy night, thou shalt not whine thy crap ain\u2019t right.\nEven if you think other people got better crap, you will still have to\nthank Gramma for the nice itchy sweater. If they make fun of you they\naren\u2019t your real friends.<\/p>\n<p><span >III<\/span>.\nThou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off\njust not buying this crap and putting that three dollars in the bank\nfor your college fund.<\/p>\n<p>IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap\njust because things are different this time. Crap is crap, and no\nmatter how much you hope for a gold ring, a lady dancing and a swimming\nswan, we all know you\u2019ll be winding up with a calling bird and two\nfrench hens that miss their friend. The calling bird might support\nBluetooth.<\/p>\n<p>V. To paraphrase Kirsty McCall and The Pogues: If\nyou want better ones, well so does everyone, some people plead to be as\nlucky as you. Enjoy the crap you get, be thankful in your home, and\nrest assured <strong>we wish you all a Merry Christmas<\/strong>.<\/p><p><strong><span >THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS<\/span> v2.0:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be <span >THREE<\/span>).<\/p>\n<p>II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people's crap turns out to be nicer than yours.<\/p>\n<p><span >III<\/span>. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.<\/p>\n<p>IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention.<\/p>\n<p>V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li><strong>The crap will be shipped via SmartPost, the crappiest shipping method available to us.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2885670\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 3.0000","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7016","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Random_Crapn2nThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1230198532","modified_date":"1230198532","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Random_Crapn2nThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 24, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 24, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0c77de0bdb345e70":{"eid":"0c77de0bdb345e70","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Breville 1000 Watt Die Cast Hemisphere Blender with Woot-Off Lights","utc_ts":"1230789645","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_1000_Watt_Die_Cast_Hemisphere_Blender_with_Woot-Off_LightspurDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>In one corner, the Breville 800BLXL Blender, with a 1,000-watt\nmotor, crevice-free easy-to-clean die-cast base, and three blending\nspeeds (four if you count \u201coff\u201d). In the other corner, our iconic\norange Woot-Off lights, the best way to waste a <span >USB<\/span> port since Candi the <span >USB <\/span>Pole\nDancer. Isn\u2019t the latter just crying out to be pulverized by the\nformer? Don\u2019t you just wanna throw those damn lights into that friggin\u2019\nblender and just blend the hell out of them and howl <span >HELL YEAH WORLD I DID IT AND I<\/span>\u2019D <span >DO IT AGAIN<\/span> like some kind of web 2.0 barbarian?<\/p>\n<p>Well,\ndon\u2019t. For one thing, you might hurt yourself. For another, you\u2019ll\ndefinitely hurt your fancy Breville blender. And for a third thing, we\nalready tried it. Put your goggles on and check out our New Year\u2019s\nfireworks display:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<p>Hey, this whole blending-inappropriate-stuff could really take\noff. We\u2019ve already got these kick-ass blenders \u2013 now all we have to do\nis find a few more things to blend and come up with a catchy name.\nWe\u2019re thinking something like \u201cCan This Device Blend Things That People\nDon\u2019t Usually Blend?\u201d<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Breville<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>1,000 watt motor can crush, blend, and make smoothies<\/li>\n    <li>Stainless\n    steel and engineering grade polymer motor is designed to eliminate\n    friction, create quiet blending cycles, and increase motor life<\/li>\n    <li>Backlit\n    buttons make it easy to select from variable speed settings, while\n    electronically controlled speed maintains consistent results, even\n    under heavier loads<\/li>\n    <li>Hemisphere Bowl\/Blade System features\n    four chopping blades and two processing blades. All are composed of\n    surgical grade stainless steel to resist corrosion and maintain\n    sharpness<\/li>\n    <li>67 ounce (2 liter) dishwasher safe polycarbonate jar is designed to resist scratching, chipping and fogginess. <\/li>\n    <li>Red measurement lines in both cups and liters provide for a lifetime of sharp viewing and accurate measurement<\/li>\n    <li>Leak-free lid that fits tightly onto the jar and removes easily<\/li>\n    <li>Smooth crevice-free die-cast base wipes clean easily<\/li>\n    <li>Pre-programmed functions have been designed to run for 60 seconds, but can be stopped or re-started at any time<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 18.25\u201d x 7.75\u201d x 7\u201d<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 11.25 lbs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Breville 800BLXL Blender<\/li>\n    <li>67 Ounce Carafe<\/li>\n    <li>Lid<\/li>\n    <li>Blade Removal Tool<\/li>\n    <li>Woot-Off Lights<\/li>\n    <li>2 Velcro Strips<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2896270\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 149.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=456b5c29-dfe5-46d1-b3e7-4db85cb44452\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7047","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_1000_Watt_Die_Cast_Hemisphere_Blender_with_Woot-Off_Lights6o5Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1230822749","modified_date":"1230822749","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Breville_1000_Watt_Die_Cast_Hemisphere_Blender_with_Woot-Off_Lights6o5Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Dec 31, 2008 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Dec 31, 2008 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"00195edc06618542":{"eid":"00195edc06618542","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Soundmatters MainStage HD HiFi Theatre Console","utc_ts":"1230876014","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Soundmatters_MainStage_HD_HiFi_Theatre_Consolews2Detail.jpg'><\/a><p>From The Desk Of Soundmatters MainStage <span >HD <\/span>HiFi Theatre Console<\/p>\n<p>Dear Lee,<\/p>\n<p>What the hell, man? What the <strong>hell<\/strong>?\nI thought we were in this together. I really thought I could trust you.\nYou\u2019re godfather to my remote, you know? I told you things I never told\nanyone else. And what\u2019s that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.soundmatters.com\/mainstagehd\/\">in big print on your website<\/a>? Oh, nothing much, just that magic word steroids, no biggie, just a great way to end a career.<\/p>\n<p>Lee,\nthis isn\u2019t the Seventies. People care about these things now. Kids look\nup to me as a way to fill a room with high definition sound. I\u2019m a role\nmodel, Lee. People hear my built in amplifiers and think \u201chey, if I\nworked hard, I could do that too.\u201d I don\u2019t need to tell you how\nimportant image is to a career. And yet, there it is, my biggest\nsecret, right on your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.soundmatters.com\/mainstagehd\/\">stupid website<\/a> for everyone to see.<\/p>\n<p>My\npatented Neo-sandwich magnets mean big bucks in endorsements, Lee. So\nyou better pray I don\u2019t see headlines like \u201cSoundmatters MainStage <span >HD <\/span>HiFi\nTheatre Console In Doping Scandal\u201d or \u201cWhy, HiFi Guy, Why? Bye Bye\nBye!\u201d because if this gets out to the mainstream media I\u2019m coming over\nwith a bat. And you can bet that I\u2019ll be juiced enough to teach you a\nlesson.<\/p>\n<p>Your former client,<br>\nSoundmatters MainStage <span >HD <\/span>HiFi Theatre Console<\/p>\n<p>PS: By juiced I meant that carrot banana smoothie I drink to keep my internal subwoofer healthy.<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 2 Year Soundmatters<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>A revolutionary multi-speaker console with built-in amplifiers and digital processing<\/li>\n    <li>Powered\n    by a 20-watt digital amplifier, and a top-mounted 4-inch woofer that\n    can project high-definition sound that fills almost any room<\/li>\n    <li>Adaptable audio inputs, Optical (TosLink), Coaxial, <span >RCA<\/span>, or 3.5mm mini stereo can be integrated easily into your current home theater or <span >PC <\/span>Media Center set up<\/li>\n    <li>Space saving low profile design, and hassle free set up (Audiophiles need not apply)<\/li>\n    <li>Perfect for any small to medium-size room where running wires to 6 speakers just isn\u2019t practical<\/li>\n    <li>Zoran <span >VMD <\/span>(Virtual\n    Multichannel Digital) algorithm analyzes the position of sound sources\n    present in two channel audio signals and recreates the sound field\n    existing at the time of the original recording. A single digital\n    speaker powered by Zoran\u2019s <span >VMD<\/span> technology will produce a high precision, space filling 180 degree sound field when connected to any two channel source<\/li>\n    <li>Subwoofer and rear channel outputs for surround sound option<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Specifications:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Frequency Response: 60Hz-20kHz \u00b13dB, 1w\/1m (anechoic)<\/li>\n    <li>Surround Sound: 5.1 channels, Dolby Digital<\/li>\n    <li><span >DSP <\/span>Processor: Zoran 38601-50M <span >IPS<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>Surround Algorithm: Zoran <span >VMD<\/span>\u00ae<\/li>\n    <li>Class-D\n    Amplifiers: 2\u00d720WRMS < 0.8%THD into 4 Ohms (satellites) (80W Music);\n    2\u00d720WRMS < 0.8%THD into 4 Ohms (subwoofer) (80W Music)<\/li>\n    <li>Maximum <span >SPL<\/span>@1m: 104dB<\/li>\n    <li>Main Speakers: 2 each 50\u00d770 mm with patented Neo-sandwich magnets<\/li>\n    <li>Internal Subwoofer: 1 each Super-4\u201d with patented Neo-sandwich magnet<\/li>\n    <li>Power Supply: Digital, 130kHz 95-265Vac 50\/85Wdc<\/li>\n    <li>Input Source 1 Analog: 150mV-2V variable<\/li>\n    <li>Input Source 2 Analog: 2V<\/li>\n    <li>Input Source 3 Digital: SP\/DIF coaxial<\/li>\n    <li>Input Source 4 Digital: Optical \/ TosLink<\/li>\n    <li>Outputs (1) Analog: Sub-subwoofer out, Rear Channel Outputs (normal\/default off)<\/li>\n    <li>Controls: System Volume (IR and front panel), Subwoofer level (IR only), Dialog+ <span >EQ <\/span>(IR only), Source select, mute (IR and front panel), Surround\/stereo (IR only), Source 1 input sensitivity (back panel knob)<\/li>\n    <li>Modes: On, Mute\/Sleep, Vacation (Off)<\/li>\n    <li>Software Options (user config.): L\/R channel reverse, rear channel on\/off<\/li>\n    <li>Standby Power: Less than 4.5W<\/li>\n    <li>Display: Six LEDs<\/li>\n    <li>Wall Mounting Capacity: 1\/4\u201d x 20 threaded<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: Approx. 2.2kg (4.85lbs)<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions (WxHxD): 425\u00d765 x 230 mm (16.7\u201d x 2.5\u201d x 9\u201d)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Soundmatters MainStage <span >HD <\/span>HiFi Theatre Console<\/li>\n    <li>Remote Control (Batteries Included)<\/li>\n    <li><span >RCA <\/span>Cable (Red and White)<\/li>\n    <li><span >RCA<\/span> to Mini Jack Cable (Red and White to 3.5mm mini stereo)<\/li>\n    <li>Optical Cable (TosLink)<\/li>\n    <li>Mini Stereo Jack Cable (3.5mm to 3.5mm)<\/li>\n    <li>Coaxial Cable (Orange) <\/li>\n    <li>Adjustable Feet<\/li>\n    <li>Users Guide<\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2897756\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 149.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=6dec98e1-a093-4d0a-82c3-5b7f55744b11\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7053","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Soundmatters_MainStage_HD_HiFi_Theatre_Consolep9xThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1230893986","modified_date":"1230893986","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Soundmatters_MainStage_HD_HiFi_Theatre_Consolep9xThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jan 1, 2009 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 1, 2009 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"18b77122e67ad381":{"eid":"18b77122e67ad381","username":"rromanchuk","title":"iRobot Looj Gutter Cleaning Robot","utc_ts":"1230962445","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/iRobot_Looj_120_Gutter_Cleaning_RobotfrtDetail.jpg'><\/a><p>Sometimes our writeups make people call us names. Names like \u201cfilth\u201d\nand \u201cpottymouth\u201d. They tell us we\u2019ve got our minds in the gutter. So\nit\u2019s nice that iRobot even makes a robot for people like we.<\/p>\n<p>The\niRobot Looj Gutter Cleaning Robot puts an end to sitting in your own\nfilth while thinking up dirty metaphors and ways to make jokes about\nbody parts. If you\u2019re in a gutter that fits <a href=\"http:\/\/www.irobot.com\/filelibrary\/pdfs\/hrd\/looj\/Gutter_measurement.pdf\">this template<\/a>,\nthe iRobot Looj Gutter Cleaning Robot will work for you. And this sweet\nlittle centipede of joy moves forward and backward with a three stage\nauger that spins in both directions. That gutter will be cleaned in no\ntime at all. Which means you can spend the next year filthying it up\nagain! Underpants!<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t wallow in mulchy bitterness while\nunemployed english majors puff cloven smoke and judge you unredeemable.\nKeep on offending the world from a clean, shiny hole with the help of\nyour new best friend, the iRobot Looj Gutter Cleaning Robot. It will\neven laugh quietly to itself every time you say the word hole. Hole.\nHahahahha! Hole!<\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year iRobot<\/p>\n<span >\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Makes regular gutter cleaning faster, easier, and safer\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Cleans dry and wet leaves, pine needles, pine cones and other debris typically found in a gutter\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Works with standard K-style, aluminum, copper, metal or vinyl gutters\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Can clean a 60-foot section of gutter in 10 minutes\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Wireless handle\/remote, you control the direction of the robot and the 3-stage auger\n    <\/li>\n    <li>3-stage auger spins at 500 <span >RPM<\/span> to break up sludge and clogs, lift out debris and brush your gutters clean\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Clean-up is fast and easy. Simply remove the handle\/remote and hose off dirt and debris\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Looj fits in gutters that are at least 3-1\/4\u201d wide. Gutter straps must be at least 2-1\/4\u201d from the bottom of the gutter, as Looj is just under 2 \u00bc\u201d high and must pass under the straps during operation. Measure your gutters and straps to ensure Looj will work properly\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Operates on a 7.2V Nickel Cadmium rechargeable battery, and lasts for 30 to 45 minutes depending upon the amount of debris and sludge clogging your gutters. (Battery life can be improved by only charging the battery when it is fully depleted) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>iRobot Looj 120 Gutter Cleaning Robot\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Auger\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Handle\/Remote (2 AA batteries required)\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Belt Clip\n    <\/li>\n    <li>NiCad Rechargeable Battery\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Battery Charger <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2899598\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 39.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=2a9803fb-2ea6-4a50-98a6-9c84e88608ad\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7057","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/iRobot_Looj_120_Gutter_Cleaning_Robotcf6Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1230974402","modified_date":"1230974402","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/iRobot_Looj_120_Gutter_Cleaning_Robotcf6Thumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jan 2, 2009 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 2, 2009 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"305ed3b505177be2":{"eid":"305ed3b505177be2","username":"rromanchuk","title":"CES 2009: The Sharks of Wrath","utc_ts":"1231390800","descrptn":"<p>In a rare moment of CES leisure, our very own Matthew mustered whatever courage was available for mustering and decided to brave the January chill to enjoy the terrifying Golden Nugget Shark Tank Water Slide. Here\u2019s how it went down\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>There's more CES coverage on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/blog\/?cat=CES\">our CES 2009 page<\/a>, if you can call nonsense like this \"coverage\".<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7092","img_url":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3433\/3181602252_aa81088a4e.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1231521602","modified_date":"1231521602","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3433\/3181602252_aa81088a4e.jpg","datetime":"Jan 7, 2009 9:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 7, 2009 9:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"1d491fbb8f854613":{"eid":"1d491fbb8f854613","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor with Chest Strap","utc_ts":"1231394441","descrptn":"<a href=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Reebok_Precision_Trainer_XT_Heart_Rate_Monitor_with_Chest_StrapjwlDetail.jpg\"><\/a>\n<p>\u201cYou okay, kid? The press is outside.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t wanna talk to no press. I don\u2019t wanna talk to nobody never again.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou had heart in there, kid. You showed real good in that ring.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI ain\u2019t had nothin\u2019, Mick. I let you down. I let everybody down. And worst of all, I didn\u2019t win the belt.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey. Hey! Look at me when I\u2019m talkin\u2019 at ya! You know what makes a man a failure? Not gettin\u2019 back up after somebody knocks him down!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut that\u2019s what happened, Mick. That\u2019s how I lost the fight. I got knocked down and didn\u2019t get back up. That\u2019s how it ended. Weren\u2019t you watchin\u2019?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell\u2026 no, actually. I got a lotta money on the playoffs so I was over at the- look, that ain\u2019t important. I came in here to give you this.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cA watch? Thanks and all, I guess. It\u2019s nice, but\u2026 Mick? Is\u2026 is that a belt?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it, kid. This is the Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor w\/Chest Strap Belt. Try it on, kid. You earned it.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut\u2026 Mick, I thought\u2026 I mean, I heard the bell and\u2026\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Connecticut Homeowners Weekend Healthy Heart Boxing League gives ya a special prize just for signing up. It lets you count calorie burn, fat burn, fitness index, you get user profiles, time and date, all that stuff. I didn\u2019t wanna tell ya right away because, well\u2026 I wanted to save it. Go on, kid, put it on!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay! Ha ha! It fits good, Mick!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, it fits real good, kid. Kid? What am I sayin\u2019? You\u2019re the Champ now! You got the belt!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah. Yeah! I got the Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor w\/Chest Strap Belt! I got an easy way to know my heartbeat as long as I am within the maximum transmission range of about 25 inches! Pow, pow! Right, left, right!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe batteries are already in there too, even in the watch part. And it works with all Polar compatible exercise equipment.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cA unified title? Aw, Mick! This is like a dream come true! I\u2019m somebody! Finally, I\u2019m somebody!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s right, Champ! Hey, watch them hands! Left, right, left, that\u2019s my boy! Ha ha! Now how about we let them press people in, huh? Let\u2019s give \u2018em the good news.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, let \u2018em see The Champ in action! Hey, Mick, who\u2019s out there anyway? The Times? The Chronicle?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cTwo kids from the P.S. 11 school paper and a guy from the Methodist Church Bulletin.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow, this Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor w\/Chest Strap Belt really opens doors, huh?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou said it, Champ. You said it.\u201d <\/p><p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Sports Beat<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Fast, easy, and accurate heart rate monitor\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Transmitter belt is used to count your heartbeat and transmit the data to the watch or other compatible device\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Works with all Polar compatible exercise equipment\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Most treadmills and stationary bikes that utilize wireless heart rate technology are able to pick up the signals from the chest strap and monitor your heart rate without the watch\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Heart rate transmitter and watch have a maximum transmission range of about 62.5 centimeters or 25 inches\n    <\/li>\n    <li>You can wear the watch on your wrist, strap it to a bike, or exercise machine\n    <\/li>\n    <li>User profiles help you keep track of your fitness index, calorie count, and fat burn\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Intelligent training program enables you to complete exercise cycles effectively, the program will monitor your heart rate and allow you to check the calories consumed and the percentage of fat burned\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Time\/Date (12 or 24hr)\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Alarm\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Calorie Couter\n    <\/li>\n    <li>% of Max HR\n    <\/li>\n    <li>User Menu\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Personal Profile\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Chronograph\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Hi\/Low Alarms\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Timer\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Memory\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Bike Mount\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Water Resistant to 30m <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Reebok Precision Trainer <span >XT <\/span>Heart Rate Monitor\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Heart rate transmitter belt\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Mounting bracket\n    <\/li>\n    <li>2 x <span >CR20232<\/span> lithium batteries \u2013 already installed, one in the watch and another in the heart rate transmitter belt\n    <\/li>\n    <li>User Manual\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Warranty Slip <\/li>\n<\/ul><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2908214\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 19.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=d51bae86-272b-43d7-bba4-99da2e6cbb5e\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7079","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Reebok_Precision_Trainer_XT_Heart_Rate_Monitor_with_Chest_Strapfx5Thumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1231418585","modified_date":"1231418585","type":"feed","lat_lon":"41.500753,-72.757385","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Reebok_Precision_Trainer_XT_Heart_Rate_Monitor_with_Chest_Strapfx5Thumbnail.jpg","location":"Connecticut","datetime":"Jan 7, 2009 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 7, 2009 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"38d4bcaa5eebe983":{"eid":"38d4bcaa5eebe983","username":"rromanchuk","title":"CES 2009, Day 1: Venetian Blimey","utc_ts":"1231507800","descrptn":"<p>The nice thing about Las Vegas is that when you want to go out to dinner, it isn\u2019t a choice between The Olive Garden or Pizza Hut. It\u2019s a choice between a giant pirate ship battle or a big replica of <span >NYC<\/span>. But we were already in The Palazzo to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7091\">Stevie Wonder<\/a> so we just figured we\u2019d eat there.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>we used to think we couldn't get enough waterfalls<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Palazzo isn\u2019t really a replica of Venice, it\u2019s a replica of the storybook Venice, minus the pickpockets and the stench of bilge. Thanks to a mix of lighting technology and paint, it\u2019s always just a little bit before sunset. And this really gets creepy after about ten or twenty minutes.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>It always looks like this, all the time, always<\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n<p>To distract you from the Gallifreian time lock, the Palazzo has a canal, yes, an entire canal running the length of the shops and restaurants. Happy singing gondoliers offer rides to tourists and the occasional staff member when things get slow. This part is really nice.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>O solo they-o<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>However it was on our way back from one of these lunches\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>See what we did there?<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>... that we ran into a garden. Or maybe we should say, it ran into us.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>Lord of the Rings: All Girl Edition<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>Very slowly and gracefully, two women on stilts, about eight feet high and covered in leaves, walked out of nowhere and began to pose for our cameras.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>Well, not really nowhere<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>The pair almost immediately attracted a crowd, and rightly so. It\u2019s not every day the trees come to life.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>We think her name was Ivy<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>The tree ladies moved surprisingly quick when they wanted to be somewhere else, and they were obviously having a great deal of fun with their characters. So far, this is high on our list of \u201cmost interesting things we\u2019ve had happen to us when all we wanted was a burrito and maybe a beer\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>Foliage in motion<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p><em>Our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/blog\/?cat=CES\"><span >CES 2009<\/span><\/a> coverage just keeps going! How long can we go without sleep before we die? You may find out!<\/em><\/p>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7093","img_url":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3322\/3180437139_91c8cda2cf.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1231521602","modified_date":"1231521602","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3322\/3180437139_91c8cda2cf.jpg","datetime":"Jan 9, 2009 5:30 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 9, 2009 5:30 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"3ee5c277542ef132":{"eid":"3ee5c277542ef132","username":"rromanchuk","title":"CES 2009: And One More Thing...","utc_ts":"1231688400","descrptn":"<p>While staying at Encore, we\u2019ve been so busy. Too busy, in fact, to take that Do Not Disturb sign off of the door. We remembered to do that this morning, and when we came back to our nicely cleaned room, we found out what we\u2019d been missing...<\/p><p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>free slippers<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>free papers<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em>free water<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em><em>free <span >CHOCOLATE<\/span><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n<em>\t<\/em>\n<p><em>With one little mistake, we were robbed of some high-quality Vegas <span >TLC<\/span>. And there\u2019s only one thing on which we can place the blame.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n<em>\n<br>\n<\/em>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em><em>This is it, minibar. Tonight, we finish this.<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n<em>\t<\/em>\n<p><em>Thankfully, our years of growing up with Indiana Jones movies have prepared us for this moment. Sixty seconds? Plenty of time.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n<em>\n<br>\n<\/em>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em><em>ten<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n<em>\n<br>\n<\/em>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em><em>twenty<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n<em>\n<br>\n<\/em>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em><em>thirty<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n<em>\n<br>\n<\/em>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><em><em>forty<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n<em>\t<\/em>\n<p><em>Who\u2019s laughing now, minibar?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><em>There are no hidden charges to enjoy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/blog\/?cat=CES\">our CES 2009 coverage<\/a>.<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n<em> <\/em>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7118","img_url":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3337\/3187504438_47d2a0949c.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1231713995","modified_date":"1231713995","type":"feed","lat_lon":"39.766555,-86.441236","image":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3337\/3187504438_47d2a0949c.jpg","location":"Indiana","datetime":"Jan 11, 2009 7:40 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 11, 2009 7:40 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"17ec0513c53c1278":{"eid":"17ec0513c53c1278","username":"rromanchuk","title":"CES 2009: The Place is Crawling With Critters","utc_ts":"1231728000","descrptn":"<p>Designing a product for market? Well, when your processor\u2019s as fast as it\u2019s going to get; when your screen\u2019s maximally bright; when you\u2019ve worked all the bugs out of the software and it looks like there\u2019s no other way to improve the thing; here\u2019s what we say: Make it look like an animal.<\/p>\n<p>Now, we\u2019re no fancy-pantsed, high-priced, chew-with-their-mouths-closed Silicon Valley consultants, but we\u2019ve been around long enough to know that people like animals. Otherwise, wouldn\u2019t the Shirt Tales gang have been plants?<\/p>\n<p>HMMN? WOULDN\u2019T THEY\u2019VE?<\/p>\n<p>While you recover from the mindfreaking potency of <em>that<\/em> bit of steel-plated logic, have a look at some of <span >CES<\/span>\u2019s most\u2014oh, let\u2019s say \u201cinteresting\u201d species of commercial fauna...<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>This friendly-faced terrapin lights up your garden like a Simon game that someone left out in the yard. It\u2019s solar powered, making it a complete and total waste of slightly less resources!<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>When shopping for speakers, a lot of people will ask about frequency response or decibel levels or some kind of audiophile jibber-jabber that doesn\u2019t make any sense to us. We simply ask: Is it shaped like an adorably rotund pink hoglet?<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>An mp3-playing cuddle bear? When we were your age, Teddies Ruxpin used tape cassettes! You never heard of tape cassettes? They were magnetized ribbons on spools that stored audio information until they melted in your car. You kids have it so easy.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>This frog could star in an alternate version of that fairy tale, where instead of requiring the princess to kiss him, he asks her to be the seventh caller whenever she hears the K-Mix Song of the Day.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>Ooh, this digital picture frame would be perfect for your \u201cTheodore Roosevelt: A Life In Pictures\u201d slideshow.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>Certain members of our crew got these awesome little <span >USB<\/span> flash-drive dinos as giveaways. Other members of our crew came close to cutting those lucky bastards\u2019 throats while they slept and making off with their swag. Hey, jealousy!<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>If you\u2019d asked us at this time two weeks ago what our dream car would be, we might have said a restored Plymouth Barracuda or something. But that was before we knew about the Jimmy Buffet \u201cMargaritaville\u201d-branded golf cart that looks like a shark, which you drive backward, looking out a windshield implanted in his distended anus.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>Finally, there was this cute pigeon pillow\u2014or \u201crock dove\u201d pillow to the birdwatchin\u2019 set. Made in Brooklyn (a borough that knows its rock doves from its rock dives) it\u2019s a nice way to add a little visual interest to your couch without having to deal with the smeary white residue and disease that real, live pigeons bring with them.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re sure all of these products will be huge successes. After all, a recent Bureau of Fictional Animal Research and Testing (B-FART) study shows that consumer goods shaped like animals are 60 to 80 percent more profitable than products that are not. Of course, in that study, the products that were not shaped like animals were shaped like canisters of hazardous biowaste, so further research is probably needed.<\/p>\n<p><em>More coverage of CES\u2019s Wild Kingdom can be found on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/blog\/?cat=CES\">our irritating CES 2009 blog page<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7130","img_url":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3372\/3190832068_b1cd90b53d.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1231818246","modified_date":"1231818246","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3372\/3190832068_b1cd90b53d.jpg","datetime":"Jan 11, 2009 6:40 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 11, 2009 6:40 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"0a360d09444b4ec9":{"eid":"0a360d09444b4ec9","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Sandisk Clip 1GB MP3 Player","utc_ts":"1231912845","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sandisk_Sansa_Clip_m300_1GB_MP3_Player4d4Detail.jpg'><\/a><P>Hello and welcome to Village Towne Landing, the tri-county area\u2019s premier apartment community for young professional singles! We hope you\u2019re as excited to move in as we are to have you. To get the most out of your new apartment home, please familiarize yourself with the following community policies and procedures.<\/P>\n<P>HOUSEKEEPING: It\u2019s important that Village Towne Landing offer a sanitary environment to every resident. Excessive filth encourages disease, pests, and immorality. Therefore, residents are required to vacuum all carpets, make all beds, and dust\/wipe all counter\/table surfaces no less often than daily. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>VACANT APARTMENTS: If you are leaving town for an extended period, notify the Village Towne Landing management. They will issue you a GPS transmitter so that Village Towne Landing management can be aware of your whereabouts at all times. Any apartment left uninhabited for more than 5 consecutive nights without notice will be considered vacated and listed for rental. Apartment contents will be removed and sold on Craigslist. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>GUESTS: To gain admittance, all guests must show an official Village Towne Landing Guest ID at the front gate. ID applications may be filled out at the management office between 11 a.m. and 11:30 a.m. on the first and third Thursday of every month except March and October. The ID fee is $75 and includes a criminal background check, credit history report, Homeland Security background check, drug screening, employment verification, and college transcript report. IDs should be issued within three weeks of application. To ensure the security of our residents, Village Towne Landing security officers have instructions to shoot unauthorized guests on sight. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>PARKING: All residents are entitled to park in the main lot free of charge. Any vehicle occupying the same space for more than three consecutive hours will be assumed to be abandoned, and chopped up and sold for parts by Village Towne Landing management. Guests are not permitted to park on the premises and are strongly discouraged from bringing their own vehicles. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>CONTRABAND: Any resident found in possession of illegal drugs, drug paraphernalia, firearms, pornography, spray paint, gang-related clothing, foods with excessive trans fats, or a refurbished Sandisk Sansa Clip 1GB MP3 Player will be evicted and prosecuted to the full extent of the law. As some of these items are easily concealed, particularly the ultra-compact Sandisk Clip, your rental agreement includes consent for body-cavity searches at the discretion of Village Towne Landing management. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>NUISANCES: Any resident causing excessive nuisance will be sanctioned with penalties including fines and eviction. Nuisances include smoking tobacco, honking a car horn, grilling exotic meats, singing in the shower, listening to your Sandisk Clip 1GB MP3 player over <A href=\"http:\/\/shopping.yahoo.com\/?name=woot#woot\">a streaming-audio MP3 player dock<\/A> at excessive volume, and watching television after 6 p.m. In a close-knit apartment community like Village Towne Landing, consideration of one\u2019s neighbors is essential. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>LAUNDRY: While access to the on-site laundry room is included in your rent, residents are forbidden from using any appliances or equipment located within it, including all washers and dryers. Ask Village Towne Landing management for more details. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>SWIMMING POOL: Residents dressed in immodest bathing costumes at the community pool may be asked to change their attire. An immodest costume is any one that shows the contours of the private regions of the body in a way that causes Village Towne Landing management to have impure thoughts. Repeated offenses may result in eviction or, in extreme cases, death by stoning. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>EMERGENCY PROCEDURES: In the event of an emergency, proceed to the Village Towne Landing management office. Do not contact outside authorities. We consider any on-site emergency (including but not limited to fire, accidents, stabbings, and rat bites) an internal Village Towne Landing matter and will deal with them discreetly. Outside emergency vehicles will be turned away at the main gate. Office hours are 10 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Tuesday through Friday. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/P>\n<P>Together we can maintain Village Towne Landing as the tri-county area\u2019s premier apartment community for young professional singles. Thank you for your cooperation. And one more thing: welcome home!<\/P><P><STRONG>Warranty:<\/STRONG> <A href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/user\/warrantyinfo.htm\" target=_blank>90 Day Woot Limited Warranty <\/A><\/P>\n<P><STRONG>Features:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>1GB of storage space\n    <LI>1\u201d screen size\n    <LI>15 hours of play back\n    <LI><SPAN>FM <\/SPAN>Tuner with 40 Presets\n    <LI>Built in microphone\n    <LI>Works with most subscription based music services\n    <LI>Supports <SPAN>MP3<\/SPAN>, WMA, Secure <SPAN>WMA<\/SPAN>, WAV, and Audible file playback\n    <LI>Dimensions: 2.17\u201d x 1.35\u201d x .65\u201d\n    <LI>Weight: .92oz <\/LI>\n<\/UL>\n<P><STRONG>In the box:<\/STRONG><\/P>\n<UL>\n    <LI>Sandisk Sansa Clip m300 1GB <SPAN>MP3 <\/SPAN>Player\n    <LI><SPAN>USB <\/SPAN>Cable\n    <LI>Headphones <\/LI>\n<\/UL>\n<A name=comment_form><\/A><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2918984\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: 9.9900<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=7b0d3553-4865-422c-a9da-bb6004b4c3d5\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7137","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sandisk_Clip_1GB_MP3_Playerr3mThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1231921789","modified_date":"1231921789","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Sandisk_Clip_1GB_MP3_Playerr3mThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jan 13, 2009 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 13, 2009 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"36f49aae4f48c4b5":{"eid":"36f49aae4f48c4b5","username":"rromanchuk","title":"CES 2009: The Quality of Gold","utc_ts":"1231953600","descrptn":"<p>One of the richest and most reliable sources of amusement at CES is the signage, branding, and company names of firms from various non-Anglophone countries. Don't get us wrong: we are not, in any way, poking fun at the English language skills of the people responsible for these signs. Our grasp of Chinese is limited to terms like \"crab rangoon\", so we salute each and every one of them for getting 95% of the way there. Think of this more as a celebration of the beautiful, poetic accidents that arise when cultures intermingle...<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>\n<\/p>\n\n\n<br>\n<p><\/p>\n\n<p>More charm? Inspires happiness? Sounds about right to us. Thanks to oddities like these, our travel was light-hearted indeed.<\/p>\n<p><em>For marginally better English-language prose, check out our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/blog\/?cat=CES\">CES 2009 blog page<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7140","img_url":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3103\/3196353175_df7823266a.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1232031163","modified_date":"1232031163","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3103\/3196353175_df7823266a.jpg","datetime":"Jan 14, 2009 9:20 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 14, 2009 9:20 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"19538fe75049fedc":{"eid":"19538fe75049fedc","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Winners' Gallery: the Best of Contest 201","utc_ts":"1231954800","descrptn":"In the shadowy, distant past, we asked you to <strong>show us a label for a wine marketed by another tech or web company.<\/strong>  Now that we've finally escaped that awful place, and all those messed up celebrities, we're busy sampling the wines that resulted. Among the vintage offerings were these, sure to surprise and delight:\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>First Place - $100\n<br>\nxexus - xexus.us<\/strong>\n<br>\n<em>\"Next up: Xexus 100% organic juices.\"<\/em>\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Second Place - $50\n<br>\ntim8604 - newegg<\/strong>\n<br>\nVery yolky, slightly sulphurous, just a hint of chicken. Aroma is reminiscent of chickencrap.<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Third Place - $20\n<br>\ntehpwnerer - MacWine Air<\/strong>\n<br>\nIs this what cloud computing means?\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Honorable Mentions:\n<br>\nhyunelan2 - GM broke as hell Zinfandel<\/strong>\n<br>\nWe're not gonna drink it any more!\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>fedupoldhag - Smoking Gun Apple Wine<\/strong>\n<br>\nJust a hint of oak, very dry. Strong cordite overtones. You might not want to drink this straight from the bottle.\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Corrado - Napster wine<\/strong>\n<br>\nReally, more of a house wine...\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>taipan - Pets.com Investor wine<\/strong>\n<br>\n\"Step out of the car please. Cletus, sit. Roll over. Walk that straight line there, please. Close your eyes and touch your nose with your paw. Quit humping my leg.\" And you should hear what the officer says to the dog!\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>wantabewooter - Craigslist Garage Sale Pinot Grigio<\/strong>\n<br>\nSorry, I can't take a check drawn on a Nigerian bank.\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<strong>Monkey Prize\n<br>\nallcirca - Pirate Bay Pruno<\/strong>\n<br>\nLet's work on making sure nothing like this is ever submitted again, OK?\n<br>\n\n<br>\n<br>\n<br>\n<em>Money winners, please email your Paypal info to jtoon@woot.com. Monkey Prize winner, please email your shipping address to jtoon@woot.com. Make sure you then go to the next MPWA meeting in your town. You'll eventually need to: Declare that \"I am a monkey prize winner. I last scored a monkey prize on January 32nd, 2009 for my Pruno Wine horror. I swear that I will NEVER, EVER submit anything like that horror to ANY online site again. My family all have agreed to restrain me if they ever see such an image on my monitor again. My hard drive has image recognition software that will pixelate any such design. The non-disable-able Speelcheck will filter \"pruno\" to \"Please help me, I am a Monkey Prize Winner and about to fall off the banana wagon\"\". I have been monkey-clean for 68 days. Honorable Mentioneers may use coupon code HONMEN-FS for free shipping on a future order. Until next time remember: 'I want to go to Miami' is not a wine that will ever be sold at Wine.woot.com. <\/em>\n","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7141","img_url":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/https:\/\/wootcontestimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/201-1.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1232031163","modified_date":"1232031163","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/https:\/\/wootcontestimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/201-1.jpg","datetime":"Jan 14, 2009 9:40 AM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 14, 2009 9:40 AM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"391b2ccc6ea3fe16":{"eid":"391b2ccc6ea3fe16","username":"rromanchuk","title":"HP Pavilion 2GHz Dual Core Entertainment Tablet","utc_ts":"1231999265","descrptn":"<a href='http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_2GHz_Dual_Core_Entertainment_Tablets6cDetail.jpg'><\/a><p><strong>A Little Spanish Flea<\/strong><\/p><p>You spend your whole life looking for the right one, and then, just when you give up, there it is. On sale.<\/p><p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><strong>Welcome to Techluv, where we put the up in upgrade! I\u2019m your host, Pep Winklemore! As you know, the name of the game is to let one lucky lady pick out her favorite from three lucky pieces of technology. And today she\u2019ll be choosing between a<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC, a brand new cutting edge IdonIs, and one of those old<span >\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/en.battlestarwiki.org\/wiki\/Battlestar_Galactica_Space_Alert\">handheld video games<\/a>. Everybody you ready to play? Okay, let\u2019s welcome Julie from Lake Tahoe!<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: Happy to be here, Pep!<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><strong>Okay, the technology is behind that curtain, and you\u2019ve got your questions, so let\u2019s get started!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: Okay, fellas, first question. If we went to dinner, where would you take me?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC: Somewhere nice. Not too nice, because then you might feel like I was pressuring you, but a place that was also fun. Somewhere that my 2.00 GHz<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >AMD<\/span>Turion<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >X2 RM<\/span>-70 Dual Core Mobile Processor could really shine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">IdonIs: really I can\u2019t ImagIne that you\u2019d be able to focus on anIthIng but I so I doubt It would matter where I decided to take you because you would certaInly be happy with I.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Space Alert Handheld: I\u2019D<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE AT THE REGISTER<\/span>! HAHAHAHA!<span ><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: Yeah, that one can go.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Space Alert Handheld:<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >I REGRET NOTHING<\/span>! HAHAHAHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><strong>Just two left now, Julie! Here\u2019s where it gets difficult!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: Question number two, guys. If we went to a club, what song would make you get up and dance?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC: Well, I admit, I don\u2019t dance much, since that might cause my LightScribe Super Multi 8X<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >DVD<\/span>\u00b1R\/RW with Double Layer Support to burn incorrectly, but I am designed to be transported from place to place, so\u2026 maybe some really good modern stuff? Something that was fresh, maybe just downloaded over my 802.11 a\/b\/g\/n wireless connection.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">IdonIs: I actually have a team of dancer sIhIlouettes who handles that for I. any sort of motIon mIght voId my warranty. you should thInk a lIttle dIfferent.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: Third question. We\u2019re at my place, on the couch. What\u2019s your surefire way to make a move?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC: Gee, it seems like that would be different for everyone, doesn\u2019t it? If there\u2019s one thing I\u2019ve learned from having a 5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader it\u2019s that no two cards, or people, are exactly the same. But I guess with you I\u2019d tell you about all the places I\u2019ve been able to travel to, and all the wonderful things I\u2019ve seen, and maybe show you the pictures on my 250 GB hard drive. I think my<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >ATI<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Radeon<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >HD 3200<\/span><span >\u00a0<\/span>card would make them look really nice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">IdonIs: I can\u2019t ImagIne you\u2019d even be able to control yourself around I. WhI would I need to make the effort? and If you weren\u2019t Interested I\u2019d probably just call you fat and bald and stupId and leave. I have a very long waItlIst, you know.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: Last question. A lady like me enjoys feeling safe. What would you do to keep my data safe?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC: Well, my Vista install is already upgraded to Service Pack 1, but I also have an Integrated Fingerprint Reader and a Kensington MicroSaver lock slot, plus I take third party security locks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">IdonIs: I am ImpossIble to open, except by one man in cupertIno, as only he Is pure enough to look InsIde of I. addItIonally, no one wrItes vIruses for I, as I am too beautIful to dare harm. have you seen this sIngle button?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><strong>Do you need to think about it, Julie?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: No need, Pep, I\u2019ve decided. I choose the<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC: Really?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">IdonIs: what?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: He may not be pocket sized, but he\u2019s got it where it counts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><strong>Guess that\u2019s all the time we have today! We\u2019ll see you tomorrow as we try to make another hot connection on Techluv! Bye, now!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">Julie: 3072 MB of<span >\u00a0<\/span><span >DDR2 RAM<\/span>? Boy, did I luck out!<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\"><span >HP<span >\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC: I can expand up to 4GB too! I\u2019ll do my best to make you so happy, Julie! I really will! Each and every day! We can even order a copy of<span >\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crayonphysics.com\/\" style=\"padding: 1px; text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(170, 100, 0);\">Crayon Physics<\/a><span >\u00a0<\/span>if you want! It isn\u2019t preinstalled on me but it\u2019s still really fun!<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 3px 0px 10px; padding: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4em;\">IdonIs: julIe, waIt! take a good look at the one button again, julIe! Isn\u2019t that a great button? hey, what If I throw In a cheap prInter? or what If I get sIgned by u2? julIe, be reasonIble, julIe! no one says no to I! what about a twenty dollar prIce drop? hey, don\u2019t walk away! I have a reputatIon!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 90 Day HP<\/p>\n<strong>Authorized for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=5728\">SquareTrade<\/a> Extended Warranty<\/strong><br><br>\n\n<span \/>\n\n    st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide',  widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'Refurbished', itemPrice : 699.99,  merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'});\n<br><br><p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>2.00 GHz <span >AMD <\/span>Turion <span >X2 RM<\/span>-70 Dual-Core Mobile Processor<\/li>\n    <li>3072 <span >MB DDR2 RAM<\/span>, capable of up to 4GB <span >DDR2<\/span><\/li>\n    <li><span >ATI <\/span>Radeon <span >HD 3200<\/span> video graphics<\/li>\n    <li>250 <span >GB <\/span>(5400 rpm) hard drive<\/li>\n    <li>LightScribe Super Multi 8X <span >DVD<\/span>\u00b1R\/RW with Double Layer Support<\/li>\n    <li>12.1\u201d <span >WXGA <\/span>High-Definition <span >HP <\/span>BrightView Widescreen Integrated Touch-screen, Convertible Display (1280\u00d7800)<\/li>\n    <li>Wireless <span >LAN 802<\/span>.11a\/b\/g\/n<\/li>\n    <li>Integrated 10\/100 Ethernet <span >LAN<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>High speed 56K modem<\/li>\n    <li>Wireless <span >LAN 802<\/span>.11a\/b\/g\/n<\/li>\n    <li>5-in-1\n    integrated Digital Media Reader for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia\n    cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards<\/li>\n    <li>3 Universal Serial Bus <span >USB 2<\/span>.0<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 8.82\u201d(L) x 12.05\u201d(W) x 1.23\u201d (min H)\/1.52\u201d (max H)<\/li>\n    <li>Weight: 4.56 lbs<\/li>\n    <li>Genuine Windows Vista Ultimate 64-bit with Service Pack 1<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Security Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Integrated Fingerprint Reader<\/li>\n    <li>Kensington MicroSaver lock slot<\/li>\n    <li>Power-on password<\/li>\n    <li>Accepts 3rd party security lock devices<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong><\/span><\/strong><strong>Inputs\/outputs:<\/strong><\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n    <li>One ExpressCard\/34 slot<\/span><\/li>\n    <li><span><\/span>3 USB 2.0<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>1 VGA (15-pin)<\/span><\/li>\n    <li>1 RJ-11 (modem)<\/li>\n    <li>1 TV-Out (S-video)<\/li>\n    <li>1 RJ -45 (LAN)<\/li>\n    <li>1 headphone-out<\/li>\n    <li>1 microphone-in<\/li>\n    <li>1 notebook expansion port<\/li>\n    <li>2 Consumer IR<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong><span ><\/span><\/strong>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li><span >HP <\/span>Pavilion tx2525nr Tablet<\/li>\n    <li><span >HP <\/span>Pavilion WebCam with stereo Integrated Microphones<\/li>\n    <li>Mobile Stereo Earbud Headphones (1 pair)<\/li>\n    <li><span >HP <\/span>Mobile Remote Control<\/li>\n    <li>Battery<\/li>\n    <li>Power Adapter<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2921281\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: $699.99<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=e60b5b0b-6328-40f2-8f78-20a2789b4997\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7147","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_2GHz_Dual_Core_Entertainment_TabletznrThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1232031162","modified_date":"1232031162","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/HP_Pavilion_2GHz_Dual_Core_Entertainment_TabletznrThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jan 14, 2009 10:01 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 14, 2009 10:01 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"37b3c7d8c28b50fe":{"eid":"37b3c7d8c28b50fe","username":"rromanchuk","title":"Polaroid High Definition Digital Camcorder","utc_ts":"1232517608","descrptn":"<a href=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Polaroid_High_Definition_Digital_CamcorderxgeDetail.jpg\"><\/a>\n<p><strong>The Player<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Be careful what you ask for. You might get it.<\/p>\n<p>Kyle, wait. Wait. I can\u2019t relax.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? What is it? I thought you were-\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, it\u2019s not you, really. It\u2019s just\u2026 I feel like we\u2019re being watched.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWatched? That\u2019s crazy! There\u2019s no one here but me and you, baby.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know, Kyle, but I can\u2019t help but\u2026 wait\u2026 do you see that?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cSee what, baby?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cKyle, is that\u2026 Oh my God! Kyle! Is that a Polaroid High Definition Digital Camcorder sitting on the dresser?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? No! That\u2019s just\u2026 my new\u2026 slippers!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cKyle! Were you trying to record our most intimate moments at a 720p frame rate to 64 megs of built in storage or an additional SD memory card that isn\u2019t included at the time of purchase?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cUm\u2026 I love you?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cKyle, I can\u2019t believe you\u2019d do something like this to me! First of all, the HD format makes for higher quality images which means the lighting in this room is completely wrong. And did you even think to use the built-in white balance feature? Not to mention the arrogance involved in trying to direct yourself.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBaby, I didn\u2019t mean to- wait, what did you just say?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you know how few actors are able to balance directing and acting? Did you even storyboard this, Kyle? Because we\u2019ve already got one Soderbergh in the world, and I\u2019m pretty sure you\u2019re not him. Honestly, can\u2019t you even make an effort here? At least you turned on the anti-shake image stabilization and motion sensor. But tonight\u2019s footage is a total loss.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t know you knew so much about cameras, baby.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cA woman knows these things, Kyle. Listen, if you want this project to be a success, you\u2019re going to have to start acting like a professional. And I have to insist on script approval. Plus I need rehearsal time and a clear of what motivates me in every scene.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut\u2026 like, you\u2019re cool with this? I mean, you\u2019re into it?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cKyle, I\u2019m not prepared to commit either way until you meet with my representation. But since you and me go way back, I think I can say that I feel I could be convinced to move forward on this one before the end of the quarter. I also like the 5 megapixel digital still photos, because having those is gonna make the marketing campaign very easy to coordinate.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow, yeah, I guess\u2026 I mean, this isn\u2019t really the reaction I was expecting from you, baby.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook, why don\u2019t you work on some storyboards this weekend and then on Monday start making some preliminary calls to location scouts while I go over to your friend\u2019s house- what\u2019s his name? The one that looks like a linebacker because he works out five days a week? With the hot blonde wife?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cPhil? My best friend?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, that\u2019s the guy. I can get with them and start rehearsing what you and I went over tonight and then next week at the first meeting we can all see what there is to bring to the table and try to synergy. Then we can go from there.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou and Phil? And Judy? Why can\u2019t I-\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t have a SAG card, Kyle, so you can\u2019t actually be present until the paperwork is complete. It could open up some legal issues down the road, and those can tie up the post production. We all want this picture to be a success, don\u2019t we? So you stay here and get some practice with the Polaroid HD Digital Camcorder and think the whole thing through and Phil and I will get back to you at the preliminary meeting on Monday. Okay?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, if\u2026 I mean\u2026 I said I love you, right?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou did, Kyle, and that\u2019s great, that\u2019s exactly how you talk to the talent. You\u2019re learning really fast. By next week this is all going to mesh and we\u2019ll be ready to secure our investors. Just keep your eyes on the goal, okay? Don\u2019t get sidetracked with a lot of negative energy. Maybe meet with a Reki specialist or something to get those chakras flowing. And don\u2019t look so sad, Kyle! Didn\u2019t you want to make a movie with me?\u201d <\/p>\n<p><strong>Warranty:<\/strong> 1 Year Polaroid<\/p>\n<p><strong>Features:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>\n    Palm sized HD Digital Camcorder <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eMIvNqwn0Vg&fmt=22\">captures<\/a> 720p high definition video (1280\u00d7720 @ 30fps)\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Also takes 5 megapixel digital still photos in JPEG format (3744\u00d72808, 2592\u00d71944, 1600\u00d71200)<\/li>\n    <li>Stores video and images on 64MB built in memory or on an SD\/SDHC card (not included)<\/li>\n    <li>2.7\u201d bright color widescreen LCD for previewing video and images before you shoot\n    <\/li>\n    <li>5x optical zoom and 4x digital zoom\n    <\/li>\n    <li>NTSC\/PAL\/HDMI video output\u00a0\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Motion sensor records only when it detects movement in viewing area<\/li>\n    <li>Built in flash with Red-eye reduction (for digital still pictures)<\/li>\n    <li>Anti-shake image stabilization\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Auto exposure, white balance, focus\n    <\/li>\n    <li>10-second electronic self timer<\/li>\n    <li>64MB built-in storage<\/li>\n    <li>SD card slot for expanded memory (accepts SDHC cards, tested to 8GB by Woot)<\/li>\n    <li>Video file format: AVI <\/li>\n    <li>File size: approx 40MB per minute of video (25mins per 1GB)<\/li>\n    <li>Microsoft\u00ae Windows\u00ae 2000\/XP\/Vista compatible<\/li>\n    <li>Dimensions: 4.5\" x 2.25\" x 2.5\" (L x W x H)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<strong>Inputs\/outputs:<\/strong>\n<ul>\n    <li>AV out (through included AV cable)<\/li>\n    <li>HDMI (mini HDMI output, cable included)<\/li>\n    <li>USB (mini USB, cable included)<\/li>\n    <li>SD card slot (accepts SD and SDHC cards)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>In the box:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>Polaroid DVC-00725F HD Digital Camcorder\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Wrist strap\n    <\/li>\n    <li>USB cable\n    <\/li>\n    <li>AV cable\n    <\/li>\n    <li>HDMI cable\n    <\/li>\n    <li>AC battery charger\n    <\/li>\n    <li>Rechargeable lithium-ion battery <\/li>\n<\/ul>\nPhoto <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/deed.en\">credit<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pressthebuttononthetop\/348918701\/\">littledan77<\/a>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Forums\/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2931802\">Discuss this product<\/a><br \/>Price: $129.99<a href=\"https:\/\/www.woot.com\/Member\/WantOne.aspx?id=391d1d6d-93ba-44e4-b8d2-4044e7f6c70f\">I want one!<\/a>","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7175","img_url":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Polaroid_High_Definition_Digital_Camcorder7wpThumbnail.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1232571824","modified_date":"1232571824","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wootsaleimages\/Polaroid_High_Definition_Digital_Camcorder7wpThumbnail.jpg","datetime":"Jan 20, 2009 10:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 20, 2009 10:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2f7408508ac6fb03":{"eid":"2f7408508ac6fb03","username":"rromanchuk","title":"I Love A Pug In Uniform","utc_ts":"1232568000","descrptn":"<p>As of now, most common household pets are ineligible for service in the U.S. military. Until this injustice is corrected, the easiest way to see your pets in uniform is through <a href=\"http:\/\/petsinuniform.com\/index.php\">Pets In Uniform<\/a>, the Internet's leading source for clumsily Photoshopped military pet portraits. For a mere thirty bucks, your puppy or kitty can be transformed into a fearsome warfighter \"using the latest digital techniques.\" And the little darling will never have to spend a minute in boot camp.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/petsinuniform.com\/index.php\"><\/a>\n<br>\n<em>Silver fur upon their chests - These are cats, America's best<\/em>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<br>\n","link":"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7180","img_url":"http:\/\/wootblogimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/cat_beret.jpg","media_url":"","year":null,"month":null,"day":null,"hour":null,"minute":null,"second":null,"score":null,"hash":"","creation_date":"1232571823","modified_date":"1232571823","type":"feed","lat_lon":"","image":"http:\/\/wootblogimages.s3.amazonaws.com\/cat_beret.jpg","datetime":"Jan 21, 2009 12:00 PM PST","specificity":"n","disp_date":"Jan 21, 2009 12:00 PM","timelines":[],"te_score":"0","tid":"feed*26bf5a55e9e86adc"},"2633358dc8aba2bd":{"eid":"2633358dc8aba2bd","username":"rromanchuk","title":"The Battle Of Pittsburgh, In Google Street View","utc_ts":"1233079201","descrptn":"<p>The Google Street View van took a detour through time recently, capturing these medieval warriors on <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?oe=UTF-8&q=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=us&t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.457662,-80.007541&panoid=KD0g-IcPQW09qFcP2RU2kg&cbp=12,310.45443546675455,,1,10.375837805207798&ll=40.458262,-80.007505&spn=0.012016,0.027895&z=16&iwloc=addr\">an unassuming side street in Pittsburgh<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Turns out it was no accident. 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