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Neo. Gandhi. George Washington. Genghis Khan. That freaking jerkface who won't get out of the freaking way so you can use freaking the gas pumps nearest to the freaking building when it's freaking ...
Pull yourself up by your bootstrapsAlthough that’s not really how pull-ups are supposed to be performedHey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that ...
You missed the bus. You got caught in the rain. Your boss yelled at you. You lost a client. Your kids dropped out of school, both at the same time. Your car got towed. Your basement flooded. And yo...
Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux)“The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you’ve never met will die.”...
So yesterday, we had a little review of exciting Twitter accounts. And everyone seemed to have a good laugh! Except for one visitor. One visitor that we overlooked. One visitor that clearly felt le...
We all have our favorite airlines, and that’s fine. But some of our blogging team really have a fond-on for JetBlue. We’re not going to go into why, because they’re not paying us to hype them. We’r...
It’ll Really Pressure ButtonsAnyone who knows me knows that I do things all the way.When I build a deck, I overbuild that deck. When I cast for panfish, I nonetheless use 80-pound test line. When I...
We’re About To Leave The BuildingUh-oh. A white cape. Once Elvis started wearing one, it was all downhill for him.We’re hoping the lack of sequins and rhinestones and gold embroidery will help our ...
After almost four years of our daily podcast, we sure have a lot of episodes in the can. (It’s where we do our best thinking.) Have you noticed how certain themes recur? We have! For example, grab ...
Ahoy, suckers! Have you made plans for “Talk Like a Pirate Day” yet? We have. We’re going to do the same thing we do every year: Stay off the Internet, because that is one annooooying meme. Still, ...
Death In The AfternoonLuis, my son. Put down your Cervantes and come here. Come and sit beside your father, Luis. Here, I have a child size cigar, just for you.Ah, Luis, my son. How many summers ha...
Oh, A Hard Case, Eh?“Now, let me repeat: where were you on the morning of August 19th? Still not in the mood to talk? Maybe these brass knuckles’ll help break the ice. You can bet they’ll break som...
Now easier for the death panel to track down victims without leaving the house Suicides rise among the people who always fear visual redesign Twitter begins eating salad and going to t...
I’ll put a hole in oneIf people see my golf bag and ask me “what do you shoot?” I always tell them “you don’t want to know.” As a professional murderer, I’m always looking for new and practical way...
Now You Can Stop Circulating The TapesIn the not-too-distant future / This Monday ADThere was a copywriter named Jason Not too different from you or me He wrote for an ecommerce site called Woot Ju...
Putting the “Hide” In “Hi-Def”You’re on the run. Hunted. Wanted. There’s a price on your head and a posse on your trail. You can feel their eyes on you. And it’s gross because their eyes are squish...
V For Vivaciously ShiningWinning isn’t everything. There’s also gloating, bragging, and rubbing it in. Just like you would with Victory Wax.Victory is made all the sweeter when there’s someone to a...
How dare ad exec Mike Wolfsohn expose the dirty secret of how business gets done in the ad game: with bribes of junk food and booze? In a stinging jeremiad (or petulant tantrum, we're still not sur...
An Offer We’d Rather RefuseHi, it’s Vince with- well, you know who I’m with. I’m in a great mood because I’ve been slapping my troubles away, and I’m hoping you guys aren’t the next one I need to s...
We’re Just Like Tim BurtonOnce upon a time there were three bears. And a little girl named Goldilocks. Goldilocks hated her parents, because they named her Goldilocks. The other children teased her...
That’s What ‘Tooths Are For You got kicked out of your knitting club. Your boyfriend’s at a motel with your best friend. Mom won’t return your calls. But through it all, there’s somebody who’s alwa...
No attendee at E3 can possibly fail to be aware of Trauma Team,, the latest entry in the Trauma Center series of medical games. The game's logo is not only on the usual banners but also on the ba...
PS Joel’s BetterLeave the house? But… What About My Torrents?It’s warm out. The sun is shining. People are playing sports and laughing. Which means no one is using that wifi at the coffee shop. You...
Bingo is The Scam-OAll aboard, “kids”! The Bingogammonmobile is pulling out of the driveway!You don’t have to get arrested too many times before you figure out that running an illegal gambling parl...
As Josephus' son prepares for his first Boy Scout camping trip this weekend, your judges have naturally turned their consideration toward the great outdoors, and all the beauty therein. Unfortuna...
Bright Light, Dark City“Hey there, Marjorie, light of my life. Any calls for me?”“Oooh, Garrity, I wouldn’t hang around here if I was you. The boss is awful steamed.” “Steamed at a harmless little...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds ...
They Are A Starfaring Race, You KnowOnce upon a time, in a magical land known as Texas, there was a little armadillo named Kevin, who was kind and good and worked in an office.Kevin was very popula...
Bag O’ Crap XXXVIII: Can You Believe This Ship?Your three dollars get you three craps – and your million dollars for shipping gets you a personal crap delivery from our CEO.He’ll land in your front...
As we finally get out of that wretched groundhog's shadow, and we get a little more sun in each day, the idea of camping starts to sound nice. Now, it shouldn't, after last year's fiasco what with ...
Heh, Heh, “Chocolate Factory”Roomba zoom-ba dooble-dee doom We’ve got a nice robotic vacuum Roomba Pumbaa Simba Timon If you’re smart you’ll order your own How can you stand it, to wallow in grime?...
Grill Us This Day Our Crusty BreadHey, if it happened once, it could happen again. The Virgin Mary could show up in any sandwich at any time. And then I’ll put it on eBay and retire in comfort. B...
The Heedless Bridegroom; Or, Domestic MistranquilityI’ve been told I take things the wrong way.Case in point: I bought a Cyber Acoustics 2.1 iPod Speaker System for my wife for St. Valentine’s Day....
Bigger Is At Least Just As Good AsThe Innovage Jumbo Universal Remote is so big, it makes my new widescreen tv seem like an old portable. You can program those large soft touch buttons and it’s gre...
Total Inventory Lisquidation”Grab your chum-bucket!” I heard Pa call. “The squids is a-runnin’!” Heart racing, I pulled on my rubber boots, snatched up my gear, and ran down to the tidal pools to m...
Ice hockey's a fine sport and everything, but you know what would make it even more entertaining? A dash of the desperate, brutal atmosphere of the penitentiary. I mean, the sport's all about penne...
Who’s Gonna Drive You Home TonightThere are a lot of you that just can’t drive. So all of you terrible drivers need to just go somewhere else today. Because we have to use the roads too, and frankl...
At some point in the recent past, we asked you to show us something totally unexpected that will happen in 2009. Hopefully since we have already exposed these unexpected occurrences of 2009, they w...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds yo...
The Google Street View van took a detour through time recently, capturing these medieval warriors on an unassuming side street in Pittsburgh. Turns out it was no accident. The LARP swordfight was ...
As of now, most common household pets are ineligible for service in the U.S. military. Until this injustice is corrected, the easiest way to see your pets in uniform is through Pets In Uniform, the...
The Player Be careful what you ask for. You might get it. Kyle, wait. Wait. I can’t relax.” “What? What is it? I thought you were-” “No, it’s not you, really. It’s just… I feel like we’re being ...
A Little Spanish FleaYou spend your whole life looking for the right one, and then, just when you give up, there it is. On sale.Welcome to Techluv, where we put the up in upgrade! I’m your host, Pe...
In the shadowy, distant past, we asked you to show us a label for a wine marketed by another tech or web company. Now that we've finally escaped that awful place, and all those messed up celebriti...
One of the richest and most reliable sources of amusement at CES is the signage, branding, and company names of firms from various non-Anglophone countries. Don't get us wrong: we are not, in any w...
Hello and welcome to Village Towne Landing, the tri-county area’s premier apartment community for young professional singles! We hope you’re as excited to move in as we are to have you. To get the ...
Designing a product for market? Well, when your processor’s as fast as it’s going to get; when your screen’s maximally bright; when you’ve worked all the bugs out of the software and it looks like ...
While staying at Encore, we’ve been so busy. Too busy, in fact, to take that Do Not Disturb sign off of the door. We remembered to do that this morning, and when we came back to our nicely cleaned ...
The nice thing about Las Vegas is that when you want to go out to dinner, it isn’t a choice between The Olive Garden or Pizza Hut. It’s a choice between a giant pirate ship battle or a big replica ...
“You okay, kid? The press is outside.” “I don’t wanna talk to no press. I don’t wanna talk to nobody never again.” “You had heart in there, kid. You showed real good in that ring.” “I ain’t had...
In a rare moment of CES leisure, our very own Matthew mustered whatever courage was available for mustering and decided to brave the January chill to enjoy the terrifying Golden Nugget Shark Tank W...
Sometimes our writeups make people call us names. Names like “filth” and “pottymouth”. They tell us we’ve got our minds in the gutter. So it’s nice that iRobot even makes a robot for people like we...
From The Desk Of Soundmatters MainStage HD HiFi Theatre Console Dear Lee, What the hell, man? What the hell? I thought we were in this together. I really thought I could trust you. You’re godfather...
In one corner, the Breville 800BLXL Blender, with a 1,000-watt motor, crevice-free easy-to-clean die-cast base, and three blending speeds (four if you count “off”). In the other corner, our iconic ...
Merry Christmas! Wow, what have you done to your hair? No, it does look great, it’s just so… surprising! We never thought you’d cut it. What’s this? You got us a gift? Did you sell your hair to get...
I guess most people will use these two HP Photo Book kits to create their own slick-looking photo albums full of snapshots of their kids or their vacation or their drunken bridesmaids. Nothing wron...
Gruel Stout Twice-Baked Lager Turbo-Pilsner Steam Beer That Is Still Really Hot Stale Ale Dry-Humped APA Luxembourg Gray Lambicarbonate of Soda Insect Pale Ale ...
A year ago, if you'd told us that by the end of 2008 we'd have a black President-Elect, that the government would've almost taken over the banking sector, the Phillies would be World Series champs,...
My hand ached. I couldn’t even pick up the gun. And there he was. Just sitting. Right on the edge of the roof. Sitting. It took them less than an hour to build me. Did you know that? They just open...
What if we offered you a kitten? Wouldn’t you like a kitten? A sweet little fluffy kitten with soft little paws and an adorable little nose. You’d just want to flip it over and rub your fingers all...
You’re in the middle of another commercial-free clock block on KTMX: Real Clock Radio! We just heard the Creation with “Makin’ Time”, followed by Pink Floyd doing “Time”, Anthrax with “Got the Time...
ALERT! ALERT! ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF WOOT! In a bold assault on the fortress of the wootocracy, the Woot-Off Liberation Front has FREED the teeming mass of Woot-Off Lights from the warehouse where th...
Picture yourself out in the woods. It’s cold. Misty. A beautiful early morning. Quiet and still. Then you hear it. The rattle of antlers. You creep slowly through the dead leaves. And there it is. ...
Start a scan Start an organized scan File the text Edit, file it all The IRS accepts it that way Export your data so you can walk tall A distant man with a business card It scans that too lets you ...
I love my multiple personalities, but don’t get me wrong: sometimes they’re a handful. And since they’re all girls, the fights over the phone can get pretty fierce. One time, Kimmy, the naive, chil...
Wow, you’re here on Thanksgiving? That’s loyalty. That’s like going to your in-laws and sitting at the kids’ table because someone needs to watch them. In real life, you’ll totally get a late-night...
This is your chance to adopt one of the last specimens of a dying breed. It’ll be like having a Tasmanian Tiger in your yard, or making all your calls on one of those hand-crank telephones like the...
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You wouldn’t take advice from some naked dude on the sidewalk, so why rely on the naked eye for your astronomical details? The Meade Telestar NG-60 60mm Refracting Telescope is the loincloth of tel...
Dear Woot.com, I’m a long time fan made entirely of sugar. People generally jump to conclusions and stereotype me as “sweet” but in reality, I suffer from a number of health problems that can oft...
OK, here, watch this. Just a guy reaching into my pocket…doot-do-do…BAM! Did you see that? That thing I flashed in front of your eyes for a second there? What do you think that was? The rounded sil...
There was no reason to expect anything out of the ordinary that fateful day at the government’s mountainside remote-control research lab. As usual, an elite team of the best and brightest engineers...
When you want to play video games on your computer, you expect things will be a little different. You’ll be using key commands or maybe the mouse. Well, with the Saitek P2900 Wireless First Person ...
Kate, We Haven’t Been Introduced Bar Mitzvah of La Mancha Sand And Primer Your Wagon A Chorus Dot Fiddler Borrows A Ladder Little Business Plan of Horrors A Star's Mom ...
You’ve heard the roar of the crowd as you executed a face-melting solo! You’ve felt the magic and majesty of your killer riffs pummeling an entire stadium into submission! And you did it all withou...
Consider the awesome possibilities for learning opened up by the simple home computer. With just a laptop and a high-speed internet connection, even the novice user can read the Greek philosophers,...
2 cups flour 1 cup almonds 1 pair Premier Acoustics PA-4.2 Black 2-Way Speakers 4 eggs 1 tsp butter 1 tsp vanilla 3 cups skim milk In a large bowl, add flour, butter, milk and eggs. Stir until thic...
Attend the tale of Remington Replaced that barber who killed those men Always close shave, which many did need And he was so safe no one ever would bleed This shaver was used once and again Named R...
Please>. Good morning, 5th generation iPod. The following message is for your eyes only. 5g, I’m very cross with you, old boy! Very cross indeed! That little… excursion, we’ll call it, the one to M...
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I’m the kind of guy who fights to the last. When the hurricane comes, I get some beer and board up the windows. When there’s a flood, I take the day off work and sit by the TV. And when that high f...
My wife, sheesh. She remembers everything. Especially the little things, like the time I came home late, or the time I lost the car in poker, or the time I left our daughter to be raised by wolves....
I need a cup a dark caffeinated brew Something to wake me up do you want one too Do you want one too If it’s just a little then I start to panic It’s not enough I need 40oz My coffee fix This will ...
Transition Team Chair: And Putin assures me that Kim is on board: no democratization or economic liberalization until after we take office. They’ll be drinking Starbucks in Pyongyang by February. N...
In preparing to write about the Garmin Foreunner 50 Sport Watch with Foot Pod, we found this Internet infomercial that promised to explain all about the product, from the ANT+ Wireless Technology t...
The very, very first time Young Jason Toon played Tetris, I thought the point was to use the pieces to build a tower. So I thought I was really good at it. You can imagine my disappointment when I ...
I don't feature many multiplayer games here because of the registration hoop-jumping they require - this column is for filling a free moment or two with quick 'n' dirty gaming kicks. But Multiplaye...
Time to kick back with some nice, relaxing factory work. Factory Balls 2 is a lot more fun than most real-life factories, requiring you to solve a series of logic puzzles to produce a ball that loo...
Go out and vote today, didja? Do your civic duty as a good little soldier? Line up with all the other obedient little sheep to be shorn by your masters? I’m running out of trite metaphors, so I’ll ...
“Ralph, you look so sad! What is it?” “Aw, Pete, it’s… well, you remember Maggie?” “The woman you met at DragonCon?” “Yeah! Last week she came over, and we were talking about Kirk and Picard, an...
I was all ready to show you Fantastic Contraption, until I realized I'd already featured it in a WWWoundup. So if you're one of the literally billions of people who didn't read the WWWoundup, check...
Vengeful garbageman after those who do not separate the plastic bottles Apache warrior trapped in Calcutta cemetery due to afterlife processing mix-up Undead Trek nerd who haunts toy s...
Jimmy: Ma! It’s me! Ma: Oh, it’s you. Jimmy: Yea, that’s what I said! It’s me, Jimmy! Ain’t you happy to see me after so many years, Ma? Ain’t you happy to see your boy? Ma: You stopped being my bo...
Traveling by air is hell for your delicate ear-parts. Let us enumerate a few of the ways in which your sound-holes get assaulted when you’re leavin’ on a jet plane. 01. In the terminal, in addition...
There was no reason to expect anything out of the ordinary that fateful day at the government’s mountainside remote-control research lab. As usual, an elite team of the best and brightest engineers...
We understand why all you PC game hens would be scared. The Saitek Rumble Force Gamepad promises “maximum gaming realism.” So you’re probably thinking: Well, that doesn’t sound very fun. You’re im...
People of Earth: We wished it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size was supposed to be visible within your skies. We threw the name “...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds yo...
O, foolish vanity! O, reckless pride! That one so lofty as I could be brought so low! Upon sight of my present sorry state, you may rightly recoil from belief, but ‘tis true, ‘tis true: once was th...
PLESE READ it will only take a moment and forward this to anyone you know who could use a SMILE!!! >> A Lawyer and a Blonde are sitting next to each >> other on a flight from L.A. To New York. >> T...
No time to tarry here on a busy Friday - just enough to take a moment to gaze into the Internet looking-glass and bask in our own reflected glory... Our new Google ads, written with the econo...
“Father Grabarkiewicz! My G- uh, I’m so glad you’re here!” “I came as soon as I could. Where’s the baby?” “Right this way…but, Father, I should warn you to be prepared. He’s not – it’s not a – it...
Brothers and sisters, the time of the Power Squid is nigh! Behold, He will appear unto us as a five-tentacled being whose limbs course with electricity! Discard your old “power strips,” silly relic...
Forget the ten programmable hotkeys. Forget the fact that this remote can learn new device codes simply by pointing the old remote at it. Forget the glossy black finish, even. My favorite feature o...
I really thought I had it all. I mean, I was a stagehand for one of America’s leading home-shopping channels. Who wouldn’t lose perspective in a crazy situation like that? The fast cars, the wild p...
Maybe it’s Death Race. Maybe it’s Eagle Eye. Maybe Wanted. This year everyone has one pretty lousy action movie that they still very much wanted to see. That’s the dirty little secret of the movie ...
Sales Associate: Welcome to Buy Barn, can I help you find anything? Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the (PLAY-ner) PD 7130 720p Home Theater Projector. That’s the compact HD projector with the native...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds yo...
They didn’t get you for murder. They didn’t get you for extortion. They didn’t get you for assault, kidnapping, drug smuggling, gun running, illegal bookmaking, or practicing midwifery without a li...
When you watch your favorite program in HD, all you usually think about it is “wow, that’s a sharp picture.” Did you ever stop to consider the new strains on soap stars whose skin maybe isn’t so go...
Back in the olde days, there was only one game you could play with a mouse. How it worked was they built a big roulette wheel kind of thing with numbered holes around its circumference. They’d give...
I wandered so aimless when the sun went down Tripped on the shrubs and fell to the ground Then Woot sold these one long Woot-Off night These Stainless Steel Solar Garden Lights I saw the light, I s...
We’re only making plans for Lexmark We only want what’s best for him We’re only making plans for Lexmark He likes to share, print, copy and scan And if Young Lexmark says he’s printing From a camer...
So you went ahead and got one. You’re the proud owner of an iPhone. And now what? You’re like a lifelong BMW watcher that can finally afford to buy. And you’re paranoid, aren’t you? You’re scared a...
Tired of working your pathetic, demeaning, go-nowhere, dead-end, penny-ante, Mickey Mouse job? Yeah, us too! That’s why we decided to be our own boss with a lucrative new career in the arcade indus...
Maybe they huddled together on a crowded ship, cardboard suitcases in hand, for the long journey to the New World. Maybe they turned the American soil one spadeful at a time, carving civilization o...
TSA confiscates moon tools and helmets at gate Funds diverted to keeping down the invading lava pterodactyls from below “Moon landing” soundstage dismantled in 1981 Astronauts worr...
Well, well, well. I guess it's time to admit that the WWWoundup is an occasional feature, not a regular one - the kind of thing we do when we don't have anything more original for the blog, and not...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds yo...
A couple of weeks back we asked you to show us a poster for, or scene from, a film adaptation of a Shirt.Woot shirt of your choosing. Turns out there are a lot of good screenplay over at Shirt.Woo...
It's not easy being a dictator. So many dissidents to round up, so much wealth to plunder, so much propaganda to disseminate. Absolute power requires absolute relaxation, you know? Your challenge t...
Iron Man. Voltron. Tranzor-Z. That spider that carries around wasp larva in its brain. Cool, right? There’s something about a tiny thing driving a larger thing that resonates with internet culture....
All right, here we are. Me and my new Matsunichi Photo Blitz 7” PF7e Digital Picture Frame. Who needs one of those tricked-out photo frames that can play music and videos and stuff? Not me. All I w...
The mission’s been compromised. The rest of the team has been lost. It’s up to me, operative Devilwolf-11, to neutralize the target and destroy the enemy munitions store. I commando-crawl through t...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds yo...
It’s come to our attention that, due to the similarities in their brand names, some people out there may mix up the Soundcast system with Sunkist orange soda. Of course, the voice that told us this...
Happy birthday, Tim! Big Fish Who Drive Around With Their Radios Turned Up Too Loud Consistently Sleepy Hollow The Nightmare Before Lunch Planet Of The… The… Helen? What Are Those ...
We've been getting some interest from longtime Woot users wondering if they're Woot Charter Members or not. Seems there's a need for clearing up who's in and who's out. Here's the rule: The first 5...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds yo...
From the secret diaries of King Harald V: July 29: Heavenly Lord, why was I sent such a beastly son? Prince Sjcåostøtn refuses to listen to reason about his ridiculous proposal of marriage. No matt...
...I said “No, I don’t know that Keyleaigh is allergic to peanuts. But I keep hearing so much about it, I’m not going to take any chances. Please, send this sundae back to the kitchen.” I gave her ...
Has it really been over a week since our last WWWoundup? Heavens, what have I been doing all this time? Oh, yeah: planning and writing the multi-part epic story running through our first-ever "Sell...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds yo...
A Kingston 8GB Data Traveler took a wrong turn somewhere and got lost out in the country. Finally, after several exhausting hours of trying to find its way back to the main road, it stopped at a fa...
“Okay, Bob, if you’ll just have a seat, I’ve got the preliminary findings here.” “Hope it’s nothing terminal, Doc! Ha ha! That’s just a little joke, I hope.” “Well, Bob, that depends. First of al...
”-and when she told me, I just couldn’t deal. So I left, just like I always did. Just like my father.” Tom, thank you for sharing all that. Have one of these tissues. Do you feel like you’ve made ...
It’s August, flygirls and flyguys, and it’s time to take that whack wall calendar of yours and do it up mad fresh! Here’s how you do, yo: Just click the thumbnail below to see our original Replacem...
Here it is almost dinnertime, and I still feel like I just woke up. Somebody's got a case of the Mondays! New from PizzaMaxx: Vertical Pizza! Speaking of pizza, here's a test of Domino's o...
Half of our creative department moved house last week: me, from one south St. Louis neighborhood to another, and podcaster/writer Matthew from New York City to the wilds of New Hampshire. And we'd ...
Sony Vaio LE Series PC/TV All in One is filmed before a live studio audience “Intel® Core™ 2 Duo Processor T5250 1.5GHz 667 MHz front side bus with 2MB L2 cache, you get in here right this minute!”...
Yeah, I mean… this refurbished Silver Apple iPod Nano 2nd Gen 2GB MP3 Player is nice and all, and, you know, it plays MP3, AAC, WAV, AIFF and Apple Lossless as well as JPEG, BMP. GIF, TIFF and PNG ...
What’s that you’re eating? A chocolate eclair? A bean and cheese burrito? Peach yogurt? Pan-seared salmon with buckwheat soba noodles? Whatever it is, we know what you’re saying to yourself right n...
It’s Saitek’s Blue USB keyboard and mouse combo! They’re sure to get their man—if they can only keep from killing each other first! Keyboard is a straight-laced, by-the-book veteran in jacket and t...
I never quite understood why I keep my massive VHS tape library – only that I must. Oh, it was a real pain to lug these tapes around every time I moved. I missed out on a lot of nightlife back in t...
Lab Journal: Day 1 This notebook is designed to be a chronicle of my experiments here in my basement lab. I surely won’t change the world, but my teachers always told me that I was good at science....
MASTER TIMOTHY HEARTWARM: Gosh, Rush! Look at all the nature! MRS. JOHANNA HEARTWARM: Yes, Rush, thanks ever so. Young Timmy has been so sad since his father died. And he’s been so sick, I think th...
I'm just back from a week off hanging drywall and removing wallpaper, and I'm still trying to get used to the pungent odor of our offices. It usually takes me a day or two to stop retching, but I d...
Kelli hoped the thing might have tired of sitting in her empty office the past three days, no print jobs, no faxes coming in, nothing to do. Maybe it wandered off, she thought to herself. But she d...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled woundup to bring you a bunch of links from one of my bookmark folders previously thought fallow. During this year’s thrilling Stanley Cup finals, fans loo...
The refurbished Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum has seen some action. That’s what refurbished means, after all. Someone, somewhere, at some time has cleaned up something so big and so historical t...
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