Neo. Gandhi. George Washington. Genghis Khan. That freaking jerkface who won't get out of the freaking way so you can use freaking the gas pumps nearest to the freaking building when it's freaking ...
Good evening ladies and gentlemen how we feelin’ tonight?!I went shoppin’ for a phone recently. Have you seen this? Have you heard of this thing?I go to the lady at the counter and I’m all, “Hey, I...
Charter a Chillicopter Nonstop to ChillsvilleHey, all. It’s me, Hesus J. Laptop here. It’s been a long week on the run, and I’m ready to cold kick it the most. It’s a grind, man, shuttling from hom...
Gloria Estefan’s latest explores new ground but just misses the mark.“Three stars”It’s been 21 years since the Miami Sound Machine got any billing at all on a Gloria Estefan project, and her backin...
Auditioning for a part on the new CBS sitcom, Stuff My Dad Says Enjoying a Black Jack Taco from Taco Bell despite his nagging suspicion that it's taking jobs away from American hamburgers ...
You missed the bus. You got caught in the rain. Your boss yelled at you. You lost a client. Your kids dropped out of school, both at the same time. Your car got towed. Your basement flooded. And yo...
Hello, Tech Support?Hi. For some reason I’m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop.Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers a...
Hey, we read our own forums. So we’re well aware that most of the people who make up our community are, uh, not exactly rocket scientists. Don’t feel bad. All this science we don’t understand eithe...
Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux)“The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you’ve never met will die.”...
Forgive Us Our TrespassesOkay, let’s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd… action!“Ay! It’s-a me! The freaking’ Pope-a! It’s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. Yo...
From time to time, there are some things that we wonder about. Sometimes we make posts not knowing if they'll be appreciated or hated. We keep looking back at the comments, trying to judge what peo...
So yesterday, we had a little review of exciting Twitter accounts. And everyone seemed to have a good laugh! Except for one visitor. One visitor that we overlooked. One visitor that clearly felt le...
There are plenty of useful Twitter feeds that everyone everywhere can enjoy, such as @PizzaHut or @Marvel or @Woot or, even, you know, the often unnoticed @WootBlog. And, naturally, you can find lo...
I think the little hairy guy with the claws is popping my bike tires on purposeHead down, earbuds in, try not to get hit by a laserMy mother-in-law thought we were crazy. “You two are going to end ...
Looking For Mr. RoombarThis is nice, isn’t it? I have to say, I was surprised when you called me. Most people who date robots prefer the kind that, you know, look like people.I just keep thinking a...
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