Chris Stork

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sorry, captains only. http://pi.pe/9dsxts

Nov 18, 2009 9:50 AM

For when I wake up lost - This hotel has a label inside the shower head, "Crowne Plaza". I need one at home reminding me I am "Home".

Nov 18, 2009 2:49 AM

I checked in at 37000 feet using Dodgeball. I am now the mayor of Earth.

Nov 17, 2009 6:15 AM

On the last bite of my grilled chicken salad, I realized they forgot to add the dressing. That's how I roll.

Nov 16, 2009 12:03 PM

Unrelated to us buying Frontier Airlines, my father is in the latest issue of their inflight magazine. http://tinyurl.com/yjnbv7g

Nov 16, 2009 11:16 AM

For months, my trips out of DCA have taken me due west. Today, it's south. Mental note, MUST keep ocean off to the left!

Nov 16, 2009 4:49 AM

@BaltimorePolice any interest in including a shortened url link to a google maps location on tweets about crimes? I appreciate the updates.

Nov 13, 2009 11:56 AM

I watch the @baltimorepolice feed like an old timer listens to the scanner. "Hey Hon, another shootin' down on the West Side."

Nov 12, 2009 6:43 PM

Why am I so bad at Call of Duty? While running through a U.S. suburb in simulated modern combat, I stop & think, "That's a nice fence."

Nov 12, 2009 1:40 PM

@Heather_Poole then you'd have someone breaking the rule to get a pic of someone breaking the rule. Unless it was crew, we're immune.

Nov 11, 2009 5:08 PM

I said to the food vender in DCA, "how you doing?" She made me a hotdog and asked if there'd be anything else.

Nov 11, 2009 2:10 PM

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak – NA-146-2009-11-08

Nov 11, 2009 8:16 AM

http://www.last.fm/music/Adam+Curry+and+John+C.+Dvorak

apparently our blog, twostorks.com was hacked by children. I think I beat this username in CallofDuty once.

Nov 11, 2009 6:39 AM

Guy Jumps Off Pier To Save Woman's Dog (pics)

Nov 10, 2009 1:48 PM

Tampa - Milwaukee today. I hope some Packer fans are returning home. I should have worn my Bucco Bruce shirt.

Nov 10, 2009 6:36 AM

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stork123 sorry, captains only. [ http] - 11/18, 9am from Ping.fm

stork123 For when I wake up lost - This hotel has a label inside the shower head, "Crowne Plaza". I need one at home reminding me I am "Home". - 11/18, 2am from Ping.fm

stork123 @BaltimorePolice any interest in including a shortened url link to a google maps location on tweets about crimes? I appreciate the updates. - 11/13, 11am from twidroid

stork123 Why am I so bad at Call of Duty? While running through a U.S. suburb in simulated modern combat, I stop & think, "That's a nice fence." - 11/12, 1pm from Ping.fm

@Heather_Poole then you'd have someone breaking the rule to get a pic of someone breaking the rule. Unless it was crew, we're immune.

Nov 11, 2009 5:08 PM

Tampa - Milwaukee today. I hope some Packer fans are returning home. I should have worn my Bucco Bruce shirt.

Nov 10, 2009 6:36 AM

Perfect fall morning for a hike in the woods with the dog, the Grateful Dead and an incredible amount of fallen leaves.

Nov 6, 2009 7:47 AM

Three quarters of the way through the day. Lga-Mke, Mke-Tpa, Tpa-Mke. One more leg to Omaha and I'll make a dollar.

Nov 4, 2009 1:32 PM

I feel like I am a pretty smart fella... but this hotel alarm clock has beat me. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to set it!

Nov 3, 2009 4:09 PM

In a twist on the cliche', it may be The Storks who find a basket on their doorstep.

Oct 30, 2009 5:50 AM

Me - don't board, efc 60 mins for Den. Ops - we're boarding. Me (after ATC calls) - wheels up 120 mins. Ops - we're deplaning.

Oct 29, 2009 5:57 AM

Not a good sign when the weather channel people are EXCITED to talk about the weather at your destination. Off to Denver... takin a snack.

Oct 29, 2009 4:14 AM

Okay, it's 815am and I just googled, "How do you boil an egg." I'm the guy who reads the directions on the shampoo too. REPEAT!

Oct 26, 2009 5:17 AM

Update to the Oxford English Urban Dictionary. To be Buccaneer'd; To be marked by consistently or thoroughly bad performance.

Oct 25, 2009 12:42 PM

Sunday is funday - off to the fairgrounds for the Flea Market! I hope to score that special something.

Oct 25, 2009 7:39 AM

Since I'm reading a bio on Major L'Enfant, its fun flying into DCA seeing his handywork. And its not just the metro stop.

Oct 24, 2009 2:16 PM

Oh, how exciting the spin would be if it were "regional" pilots who overflew MSP or landed on the taxiway in ATL.

Oct 23, 2009 4:06 PM

Running late this A.M, I avoided helping an older lady manage the escalator w/ her bags as it would've slowed me down. Phew, I feel better!

Oct 21, 2009 3:35 PM

My trick? Runways are the ones with skidmarks. A delta 767 lands on a taxiway in Atl today. http://tinyurl.com/ylsbcc3

Oct 20, 2009 5:21 PM

I watch little in the way of sports, but in Tampa I have some credibility... thanks to my grandfather. http://ping.fm/bAz4n

Oct 20, 2009 12:30 PM

stork123 Two cats in the dogs house [ http] - 10/20, 11am from Ping.fm

stork123 Departing omaha before sunrise. Cleared an overcast layer at 2000 feet. This is what we saw. [ http] - 10/16, 11am from Ping.fm

stork123 A foggy, reduced vis departure out of DFW is a fun way to start the day... 90 mins after the wakeup call, 60 mins after coffee. - 10/14, 7am from Ping.fm

NY for the weekend. Off to look at stars! Literally, at the Hayden Planetarium. Phantom of the Opera tonight after Vegan fine dining.

Oct 10, 2009 7:12 AM

My childhood daycare was sold. "Bye Bye Shamu - SeaWorld & Busch Gardens Sold For $2.3 Bill": http://digg.com/d316aZ5?t

Oct 7, 2009 7:20 PM

Today is a 14 hour day with 8 hours of flying. Wandering around the airport for those lost hours is the exhausting part.

Oct 7, 2009 3:50 AM

I can't say for certain, but at 37000 feet tonight, I may have had my first UFO sighting... scratch that. Two UFO sightings.

Oct 2, 2009 9:55 PM

this is how we keep the dogs off the couch http://pi.pe/ean47p

Oct 2, 2009 11:38 AM

stork123 I wasted hours attempting to fix our mower. FAIL! Off to the pro's. Simple enough, starter rope broke. Now, I cant get it to spring back! - 10/1, 12pm from Ping.fm

stork123 Just landed in Tampa. I thought about suggesting to the passengers they visit The Florida Aquarium. [ http] - 9/25, 8am from Ping.fm

stork123 Baltimore City Schools start "Meatless Mondays" w/ local produce. I hope Mrs. Stork brings home leftover fresh greens. [ http] ... - 9/24, 9am from Ping.fm

stork123 The Rochester airport has a backscatter machine. I had a "Spinal Tap" moment. - 9/20, 3am from Ping.fm

stork123 I guess print media really is hurting for ad dollars. The WSJ's section A for the Lasercomb. "A hair loss treatment that actually works." - 9/18, 10am from Ping.fm

Wow, the Baltimore light rail is packed with people wearing purple... I'm wearing a lovely shade of orange. It was top of the pile.

Sep 13, 2009 8:56 AM

We saw Trey this summer with the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra and heard the same "coyotelike howls of approval." http://tinyurl.com/mo7wx2

Sep 13, 2009 4:24 AM

Sweet Jesus... I found a Star, OK! & People in a seatback all with the same mailing adress. I'll bet they Tivo's Entertainment Tonight.

Sep 10, 2009 10:59 AM

I can't be for certain, I guess I will never know, but I think the TSA fella just stniffed the man's shoes in front of me.

Sep 9, 2009 3:10 AM

Listened to Phish's "Joy" on my bike today. "Gonna take my bike out, gonna take my bike. Gonna ride it slowly, gonna ride just how I like."

Sep 8, 2009 4:14 PM

Sep 8, 2009 1:23 PM

Riding a bike with half a load of co-op produce (including a ripe watermelon) is as fun as it looks.

Sep 5, 2009 8:04 AM

Concerning Call of Duty 5. How can I suck so bad at a game I enjoy so much? This must be how the Bucs feel.

stork123 Listening to Phish on NPR talk about new album & Time Turns Elastic. Its 9am & I've already been to the market. We've all grown up. - 9/4, 6am from Ping.fm

stork123 Twitter overload - a backup of twitter posts created a blog entry for each of my archived tweets. Nicely done - on my part of course. - 9/3, 9am from web

stork123 New blog post: stork123: New blog post: Since storms cancelled our evening with The Flaming Lips - I had to go to Youtube. [ http] ... - 9/3, 6am from Twitter Tools

stork123 OVER the whine of jet engines, UNDER the David Clark headsets, THROUGH the bulletproof cockpit door - I heard the baby cry from the cabin. - 9/1, 12pm from Ping.fm

stork123 25 hour overnight in Milwaukee at the Ramada. I had just enough time to figure out my exact 'sleep number'. - 9/1, 8am from Ping.fm

stork123 8am and our day is done. ATL turn cancelled. I like getting to the hotel before free breakfast ends. (At the Hampton across the street!) - 8/31, 6am from Ping.fm

stork123 Flaming Lips cancelled after half a dozen tunes. Storms. We got very wet and yelled at by Philly staff for huddling under a closed beertent. - 8/30, 7am from Ping.fm

stork123 Heading to Philly to see The Flaming Lips this weekend. 1st time I saw 'em, I wept like a schoolgirl at Shea Stadium seeing The Beatles. - 8/28, 7am from Ping.fm

stork123 i saw this vehicle in the toy airliner kit in the giftshop [ http] - 8/26, 5pm from Ping.fm

stork123 I think I've come down with a new varient of H1N1. The stork-flu has got me coughin' and sneazin' - 8/11, 5am from Ping.fm

stork123 @NutritionDiva scanned pvc pipe kept ringing the clerk. She'd clear it w/out even looking or caring! I put em together like lego's. 1 item! - 8/10, 7am from API

stork123 as long as stores continue to cut checkout staff and force self-checkout, I will continue to forget to scan items hidden in other items. - 8/10, 5am from Ping.fm

stork123 Webcam at Abbey Road. [ http] - 8/8, 10am from Ping.fm

stork123 It's a magical moment when the sun is on the horizon and you fly between layers of clouds. You are racing through a tunnel of rolling hues. - 8/8, 6am from Ping.fm

stork123 Often, I mix up childhood memories with scenes from John Hughes films. When this happens, it's one involving an ackward teenage moment. - 8/6, 4pm from Ping.fm

stork123 If you ask a question and refer to the airplane as "she", I will not answer... unless you are married to Thurston Howell III. - 8/5, 5pm from Ping.fm

stork123 RT @HotAmishChick: Wow. A flip phone. What are you — a *Mennonite*? - 8/5, 4pm from API

stork123 RT @baltimoresun: A totally organic experience, a directory of local organic farms, restaurants & farmer's markets. [ http] - 8/5, 2pm from API

stork123 We finally joined a farmers co-op yesterday and got our first batch! If I eat my fresh produce on the road in Wisconsin, is it still local? - 8/5, 10am from Ping.fm

stork123 And if there is a deadhead in my day today... I will not look back. I will never look back. - 8/5, 2am from Ping.fm

Off to see Food, Inc and then maybe dinner at Chili's or Friday's or Ruby Tuesday's or Long John Silver's.

Aug 2, 2009 10:25 AM

@BaltimoreGal no kidding, looks like it may be a lazy day!

Aug 2, 2009 6:29 AM

@Heather_Poole you've had a cuban sandwhich in tampa? Nothing compares.

Aug 1, 2009 8:41 PM

http://ping.fm/p/w9CrW - Roy G Biv, outside our house.

Aug 1, 2009 3:47 PM

Dan Deacon+Sonar Club=Loud. Does music get louder w/ each generation or are we less tolerant? How many DB's were Beatles @ CavernClub?

Aug 1, 2009 6:08 AM

Going to see Dearhunter at the Sonar tonight... maybe they'll have the BigBuckHunter game at the bar?

Jul 31, 2009 1:40 PM

I want to make a "Honk for Deceny" sign and hang it outside our house towards the people with bloody baby posters on Northern Pkwy.

Jul 30, 2009 2:03 PM

A pro-life rally just started on Northern Pkwy outside our house. I almost honked. I thought the signs said "Honk for Miller High-Life"

Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM

[Qik]

Jul 28, 2009 6:18 PM

Back from New York and New Brunswick... today off to New Orleans to hang out with OLD people. Family.

Jul 28, 2009 5:03 AM

there are plenty of unwashed aboard the Carnival FunShip http://pi.pe/0xiaiq

Jul 23, 2009 2:42 PM

still in the port, a view up the Sully river http://pi.pe/i1rqpq

Jul 23, 2009 11:21 AM

Jul 23, 2009 9:48 AM

Our cruise ship shares a name with the insult comic dog. I will think this everytime they announce it. I hope the captain has an accent.

stork123 midnight atop the Empire State Building [ http] - 7/22, 9pm from Ping.fm

stork123 Waiting to see HAIR. May read Catcher in the Rye and listen to some Kingsmen to make it a risque' day. - 7/22, 4pm from Ping.fm

stork123 Tom Waits is a perfect choice for a trainride... especially when the view is urban PA and grafitti. On deck, Arlo Gutrie or Johnny Cash. - 7/22, 11am from Ping.fm

stork123 Taking a train to NY for a broadway show then leaving tomorrow on a ship from the 12th ave terminal. Where is my fedora? What decade is it? - 7/22, 5am from Ping.fm

stork123 Just realized my kindle is dead and I have a 2 hour flight (passenger). One day they will make books that don't require batteries. - 7/21, 10am from Ping.fm