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That absurd call Monday night was the only way Zorn could exact some revenge on his meddlesome bosses, the only way he could get back at a splintered organization he will almost certainly cease to be a part of by the first week of January. And if
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The Washington Post
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This is my favorite part of the article:
Public reaction to James’ comment was mixed Wednesday, with some people praising what he said and others saying he shouldn’t have spoken ill of another colleague’s son.
It’s not enough to say “well, I think
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Wonkette
http://wonkette.com/412798/southern-gop-wingnut-politician-calls-colleagues-dead-son-a-homo
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Sure, there's no snow. There also are no chestnuts roasting, because it's too hot for an open fire. And no one around here will be hitting the outdoor ice rink anytime soon.
Still, Christmas is Christmas, even if it is 80 degrees and muggy and you're
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Tampa Bay Online
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/dec/17/highs-and-lows-years-new-holiday-cds/entertainment/
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Clean It Up
Fans of Bob Saget's stand-up routine back in the 80's were likely floored when he surfaced as squeaky-clean Danny Tanner on "Full House". That gig then turned into another family-friendly job when Saget hosted "America's Funniest Home
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AOL News
http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/05/ugly-roles-career-transformations/
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Brooklyn has changed, and The Brooklyn Paper has been through it all the way. From urban renewal to the “brownstoners” to the young urban professionals, every newsmaker we covered had, in his or her small way, a role in creating “The New Brooklyn.”
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New York Post
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/years_stories_our_biggest_news_stories_oaZBmwm8MFHSRj27xhxAwN
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Newsweek puts together a list of the dozen worst comedians of the last few decades, including Emo Phillips, Andrew Dice Clay, Paulie Shore, Carrot Top, and Gallagher. The memories still burn.
Palin puts the "party" back in GOP.
Intellectual rigor.
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The New Republic
http://www.tnr.com/blog/the-plank/ill-humored
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As our poor overburdened president stumbles inexorably, pathetically towards escalating a tragic and unwinnable war in Afghanistan that the military, the Intelligence community, clueless, defensive hawks in his own administration, and the Republican
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Down With Tyranny!
http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2009/11/will-obamas-power-to-grant-offices.html
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It should be obvious that it's okay to sometimes joke about what's serious...and that includes the environment.
Laughter is universal. Everyone laughs...except maybe Leonard Nimoy. When it comes to what produces laughter, well, that's a different
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Planet Green
http://planetgreen.discovery.com/work-connect/environmentalist-walks-bar-jokes.html
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Capitalism magazine
has a roundup of
reviews, but leaves out GQ's purgative anti-Rand
rant (sample line: "Fuck you for turning some of the
most open and interesting people I ever met into utopian
dickheads"). Quoted in the piece—along with
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Hit and Run
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You really do have to marvel at the career of Victoria Jackson. After several years on Saturday Night Live playing the dumb blonde -- talk about typecasting -- she then went on to make a movie with Andrew Dice Clay. For anyone else, that would have
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ScienceBlogs
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Whats that? You mean youre supposed to sneeze into your OWN elbow? Well, why in the world doesnt anyone tell me these things before ...
But then, nothing makes sense to me anymore in this through-the-looking-glass nation of ours. For example, I thought
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The Herald-Mail Online
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The stage act of this stand-up comedian-turned-actor reaped controversy for being over-laden with obscenities and was considered to be misogynistic by feminists and most thinking people. Andrew 'Dice' Clay nevertheless found the shtick to propel him
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Hollywood.com
http://feeds.hollywood.com/~r/hollywoodcom_entertainment_highlights/~3/swCBxAiEAis/1113546
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The stage act of this stand-up comedian-turned-actor reaped controversy for being over-laden with obscenities and was considered to be misogynistic by feminists and most thinking people. Andrew 'Dice' Clay nevertheless found the shtick to propel him
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Perhaps only in America can a University of Chicago and Duke law school grad sidestep a lucrative legal career to pursue celebrity as a scuzzbag raconteur. Tucker Max, a self-described "raging dickhead," is one of the few and proud. He's his generation'
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Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/movies/1789323,MOV-News-ihope25.article
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American Idol's choice of Ellen DeGeneres as a judge replacement threw everyone for a loop, even schlubs like me who don't watch the show.
It's not that she's not talented, successful or funny. It's just an odd choice, putting a comedian on the show
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TV Squad
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Superintendent Arlene Ackerman formally launched the school year with her Principals' Convocation in August. She is not afraid to criticize teachers and principals she is convinced are not performing.
Philadelphia School District Superintendent Arlene
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Philly.com
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Sure, Kanye West was rude and obnoxious when he snatched the microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands and took center stage at last Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards ceremony to contest the best female video award Swift had just won. But West wasn’t that
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MSNBC
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32915811/ns/entertainment-music/
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The MTV Video Music Awards have given us some certifiably legendary moments over the years: From Madonna's "Material Girl" performance in 1984 to Nirvana's unforgettable set in 1992, from Britney's coming-out party in 2000 to this year's Michael
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MTV.com
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Let's think about this: Kanye West party-crashes Taylor Swift's Video Music Awards acceptance speech to rail about the results of a category, Best Female Video, in which he wasn't even eligible.
Maybe we buy the scene if West, a notorious bad loser,
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E! Online
http://feeds.eonline.com/~r/eonline/celebnews/~3/DyPaQu3L2MY/b144075_from_madonna_kanye_vma_stands_very_much.html
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Force quit and move to trash.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
the todd is throwing… so anything is possible
because he can create runs
glad someone picked up on that
You people crack me up! I’d never heard that “the Todd” joke
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Let's Go Tribe
http://www.letsgotribe.com/2009/8/12/987315/game-thread-2-august-12-2009
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Comedy Works is pleased to announce that ANDREW DICE CLAY will perform at the Comedy Works Larimer Square: Friday August 14 8:00 PM / 10:00 PM $35.00, Saturday August 15 6:30 PM / 8:30 PM $35.00
Click here to watch Andrew:
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Broadway World
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Often lost in the bling and machismo of rap music is the fact that it's a competitive sport. Nowhere is this more clearly demonstrated than in the art of battle rapping. During battles, MCs take the field against one another, armed only with wit,
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Kansas City The Pitch
http://www.pitch.com/2009-07-30/music/sudden-death
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I got married in Vegas last year, but this story isn’t about that. This story took place on April 14, 2000, at my friend’s wedding.
We went to see Andrew Dice Clay at the Venetian. A couple of us already had tickets via Ticketmaster, but a few others
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Atlanta Journal Constitution
http://blogs.ajc.com/still-traveling-blog/2009/07/20/contest-finalist-for-vegas-nights-travel-stories-dicey-proposition/?cxntfid=blogs_still_traveling_blog
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Jon Gosselin is going through a midlife crisis, reads one magazine cover. Jon Gosselin’s midlife crisis appears on the front of US Magazine this week with a picture of Hailey Glassman.
The cover reads: “Jon and His Bimbo. Her arrest, his midlife crisis,
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Lalate News
http://news.lalate.com/2009/07/17/jon-gosselin-midlife-crisis/
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Bright and energetic comedian Eddie Griffin, at one time named "the king of hip-hop stand-ups,” won over a large audience with his straight-talking comedy routines, but reached even more people as an actor, excelling especially in comedic roles, but
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Hollywood.com
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Andrew Dice Clay will bring his provocative brand of comedy at 9 p.m. Saturday to the Showroom at The Tropicana. The actor and comedian has been in the comedy game for more than 20 years and was even ranked on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest
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NJ.com
http://www.nj.com/shore/blogs/updates/index.ssf/2009/07/andrew_dice_clay_to_perform_at.html
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I am amazed this has turned into such a national story. HBO got a foul-mouthed, average comedian who went on the show to do foul-mouthed, average jokes. I bet HBO is actually thrilled by what happened. Maybe Joe isn’t so happy, but let’s be honest here.
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The Big Lead
http://thebiglead.com/?p=15031
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"You can't let your emotions dictate your actions," Duke said. "You will always lose. In poker and business, you see people reacting with emotion. It's important not to react to something, but to plan your next move."
Duke, 43, is arguably one of the
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Las Vegas Review-Journal | LVRJ.com
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After losing the Eastern Conference Finals to the Orlando Magic in a series the Cleveland Cavaliers were heavily favored to win, LeBron James walked off the court without shaking hands with the other team and refused to be interviewed after the game --
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AOL News
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While canvassing folks about the most memorable moments on that former strip mine in Burgettstown they called the Star Lake Amphitheatre, one industry insider joked, "The first time I saw how bad the traffic was."
That would have been right around 6:30
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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09148/973089-388.stm?cmpid=entertainment.xml
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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie … just kidding – you won’t be hearing that in this newspaper.
And apparently – and disconcerting for classic Andrew Dice Clay fans – not too often out of the comic’s mouth, either.
Surely with a little heckling those
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Barre Montpelier Times-Argus
http://www.timesargus.com/article/20090522/FEATURES02/905229992/1011/FEATURES02
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"Liberal media", huh? Just how liberal are the major news outlets when most haven't covered Palin's pick for
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The New Republic
http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/05/12/steele-winning-friends-again.aspx
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Last night I sat down in front of my tube and watched three long and grueling hours of the Celebrity Apprentice. I have always watched this show to see the dynamics and if any abuse of ones peers occurs. Of course, every season there is someone who
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Blogger News
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My personal favorite is the guy who sounds a little bit like Andrew Dice Clay yelling about what a "disgrace it is." If you wait until the end, you get to hear Giants Stadium described as a "temple of football" too.
Am I piling on the Red Bulls fans?
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BigSoccer
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/blog.php?b=5094
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We're six days into a 2 month expedition, and if we were lucky enough to not be on a dry ship, it's de facto dry by now anyway. You're eying the ethanol stores, the crew is eying each other, and all hell will break loose if we don't get some sweet
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ScienceBlogs
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Controversial for his blunt, blatant, very politically incorrect routine, Andrew Dice Clay makes no apologies. The Brooklyn-born comedian is known for his raw and often sexist comments, and his unpredictable outrageousness is likely what sold out
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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09110/964044-129.stm?cmpid=news.xml
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Reading Tommy Savitts humor, its not difficult to get the wrong impression.
Tommy Savitt
What: The Seattle Comedy Competition champion headlines Comedy Underground in the Box. This cabaret-style show is for ages 21 and older only.
When: 7:30 p.m.
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The Olympian
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WHY IS IT that the very people who need to shut up are always the loudest? I see it on the subway, I see it on the streets, and now I see it creeping into the places I used to consider safe havens.
I was in a computer lab at a local university the
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Philly.com
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/columnists/20090411_Solomon_Jones__Loudmouth_noise_that_always_annoys.html
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It's going to be a dicey partnership.
Killington's Pickle Barrel Nightclub and Rutland's Paramount Theatre are joining forces for the first time to bring comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay to the region this May.
The announcement of the partnership Monday
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Rutland Herald
http://www.rutlandherald.com/article/20090407/NEWS01/904070377/1002/NEWS01
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Suddenly, the cancer-induced ghost sex Izzie was partaking in on Grey's Anatomy isn't looking so preposterous.
As I previously reported, David Boreanaz' Bones alter ego will suffer a life-threatening health crisis this May that will cause him to
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Entertainment Weekly
http://feeds.ew.com/~r/entertainmentweekly/tv/coverage/~3/zESogLi3GRM/exclusive-bones.html
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this guy is hilarious.
borat was a funny movie
oh if only he had tricked his way into a birmingham city council meeting, starring larry langford, carole smitherwoman, and joel montgomery...what he could have done with that!!
Maybe it's just me, but I
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Everything Alabama
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/03/first_borat_now_bruno_have_you.html
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NEW YORK, March 10 (UPI) -- Olympic ice skater Scott Hamilton was the second competitor fired from the U.S. reality series "The Celebrity Apprentice" this season.
Hamilton was ousted this week after the men's team lost their challenge for the second
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United Press International
http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2009/03/10/Scott_Hamilton_fired_from_Apprentice/UPI-10811236718887/
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Last week's season premiere, during which Andrew Dice Clay was fired, got mediocre ratings. Among those left: Tom Green, Dennis Rodman, and Joan and Melissa Rivers.
In 1976, an honors student got involved with a biker gang before she was murdered.
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Boston Globe
http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/articles/2009/03/08/critics_corner?rss_id=Boston.com+--+TV+news
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Brande Roderick, tonight's slinky celebrity "host" at Tao nightclub inside The Venetian, has filmed most of this season's "The Celebrity Apprentice." But Playboy's 2001 Playmate of the Year can't tell me whether she will be one of two finalists The
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Las Vegas Review-Journal | LVRJ.com
http://www.lvrj.com/r?19=961&43=192612&44=40836522&32=4051&7=204882&40=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lvrj.com%2Fnews%2F40836522.html
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New Jersey's Devin Harris and New Orleans' David West were selected the NBA players of the week, the league said Monday.
U.S. comedian/actor Andrew Dice Clay became the first contestant fired on the latest edition of "Celebrity Apprentice"
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United Press International
http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/2009/03/02/UPI_Sports_Calendar_for_Tuesday_March_3/UPI-29721236054600/
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The new season of Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" premiered to mediocre numbers. Last night's opening episode, which saw Andrew Dice Clay get the heave-ho, averaged 8.8 million viewers from 9 to 11 p.m.--third in its timeslot in total viewers.
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New York Post
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03022009/tv/trump_earns_ok_ratings_for_celebrity_app_157688.htm
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. . . And there is no longer any reason for me to watch the rest of this season.
See, I never got into Donald Trump's reality competition show "The Apprentice" and the whole "You're fired!" thing. Nothing against The Don, but it's not my cup of tea. (
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Newsday
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Actors Lizzy Caplan and Adam Scott in an episode of the clever workplace sitcom "Party Down," airing on Starz.
Monday: The Commerce Department reports whether consumer spending was up at the first of the year after a dismal fourth quarter.
March 13:
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USA Today
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...boys, and later, Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, Ozzy Osbourne, and even Andrew "Dice" Clay, is now the nations largest mega-church. Anyway, the Beastie Boys mix of juvenile rap and metal set the tone for my high school...
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Net New Music
http://netnewmusic.net/reblog/archives/2009/03/15_albums_that.html
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...one heckuvan entertaining premiere. Some (non-spoiler) highlights from the two-hour show: Herschel Walker holds Andrew Dice Clay's hand! Tom Green turns down his crazy dial! Dennis Rodman wears sunglasses at night -- while inside! The suitcase No. 1 model...
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Entertainment Weekly
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