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... "Putting together an event to highlight cheese in a party atmosphere takes the stuffiness out of it," Groh says. "Cheese, like food in general, is a visceral experience — the Cheese Spectacular gives people an opportunity to get down and dirty with it." A...
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Eater
http://pdx.eater.com/archives/2010/06/18/steve-jones-pairs-with-ten-01-for-ubercheese-spectacular.php
A clip from my one hour Comedy Central special, Crazy with a Capital F, about religious advertising. And cheese.
I don't own this song, and all that. This song is by Ke$ha, and obviously not me.
DJ Cheese-a-lot Sneak preview on the upcomming underground master rap 'CHEESEISM' by Cheesus Christ Look out for the original Cheeseism out 2010!!! An emcee witch rhymes and flow sticks to da beat inna smoof stylee like melted cheese to a pizzaSay - C to the H double E, S, E it taste so good - wouldn't you agree??? Video control and backup rap TUE PAC
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Call it the second coming of Cheesus, said David Gibson in BeliefNet. Last month, a Texas woman found a Cheeto that looked like Jesus on the cross, and now a woman from Preston Hollow, Texas, has discovered her own “Cheesus Christ.” These finds are
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The Week
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In the latest news of Jesus Christ miraculously appearing in snack foods, a couple from Dallas, Texas have found Jesus in a cheesy snack. The blessed munchy was discovered by Dan and Sara Bell, inside a packet of Cheetos he bought at a petrol station for 99 cents. The snack Jesus stands about two inches tall, and appears to be in an attitude of prayer. Or possibly a zombie. The Bells have now named the holy snackfood 'Cheesus'. The Cheesus was found when Sara was eating some of the Cheetos from her hand. She told CBS 11 News: 'I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, "Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying."' Dan added: 'Wow, it does look like a praying Jesus.' He added that his first reaction was to sell Cheesus on eBay, as is traditional. However, for the time being, Cheesus is being stored in a plastic box. Jesus Cheeto Jesus Cheeto Crunchy Cheesy Sacred Christ Orange Gooey Christian Snack Bite Munch 99 cents Frito-Lay Nacho Enriched Corn Meal (Corn Meal, Ferrous Sulfate, Niacin, Thiamin Monoitrate, Riboflavin, and Frolic Acid), Vegetable Oil (Contains one or more of the following: corn, soybean, or sunflower oil), Whey, Salt, Cheddar Cheese, (Cultured Milk, Salt, Enzymes). Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Maltodextrin, Disodium Phosphate, Sour Cream (Cultured Cream, Nonfat Milk), Artificial Flavor, Monosodium Glutmate, Lactic Acid, Artificial Colors ...
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...snack, "Cheesus." Their discovery landed them on the front page of the Preston Hollow newspaper. It's unclear whether "Cheesus" will be going up for auction on e-Bay. For now, the newspaper reported that the cheese snack is wrapped in tissue inside a box....
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Dallas Morning News
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051909dnmetcheesus.1564ea4d.html
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Patrick and Sean go on an adventure to make a slice of toast with a picture of jesus on it! Very fun! We fail and succeed after while.
Always check your balls for cancer.
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Louis hosts his nearest and dearest for baked brie and some amateur social psychology. ... Cheesus Christ
Jews win.
The ultimate question is answered: What would Cheesus do? To visit the Web's best pareidolia page (with many more video miracles), see www.yoism.org where you can also download this video.
The ultimate question is answered: What would Cheesus do? To visit the Web's best pareidolia page (with many more video miracles), see www.yoism.org where you can also download this video.
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...a horse head."Sue Edelman, you are going to hell. Kelly doesn't plan to sell the Cheeto and will keep it in a safe deposit box.Cheesus Christ, Kelly! Didn't you learn anything from Our Lord and Savior Cheesus being confined once before? Next thing you know— —wait,...
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Shakespeare's Sister
http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/second-coming-of-cheesus.html
"CBS News RAW": A Mo. woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. When Kelly Ramey opened a bag of Cheetos, she noticed a mini orange sculpture that resembled Jesus. She calls it 'Cheesus'
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...a Buddha. The creation, entitled, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!' came about after a friend of Simove's reading about another idea entitled 'CHEESUS CHRIST' idea on Simove's wesbite: www.IdeasMan.co.uk. Dan Whitehead (who used to work with Simove on...
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PR-Inside.com
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Loopy Lewis - Chapter 1 - Cheesus Christ The advanetures of a crappy drawing
Bottled Water - $2.00 Mac and Cheese - $1.50 Exploiting Jesus as a marketing tool - Priceless
Our Lord Cheesus Christ in the biblical parable of the loaves and the fishes. Amen! Hallelujia!
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Jon preaching the gospel of Chessus Christ
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