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Kids stories from Park Forest Middle ScholCentre Daily Times“Now here's this lovely king sized chocolate bar for you Billy because I know it's your favorite!” By Claire Bingaman Billy smiled as he looked at his ...and more »
ON STAGE: A capsule look at area theater productionsThe Daily News OnlineTHE BALD SOPRANO: Through April 9. By New Alt Performance Group, 3rd Floor, 225 Great Arrow Ave., Buffalo. For more information, (716) 868-6847. ...
Washington Post (blog)Two billion people at Stewart-Colbert rally [Updated]Washington Post (blog)Sky Meadows reminds me that, Penn State's remote East Halls dorms still have a clear view in one direction to the distant Bald Eagle Ridge and in the other ...and more »
PopWatch Rewind Week 11: 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'Entertainment WeeklyAnd he's bald! KS: And he has his own problems with irrational belief. He continually falls for Lucy's football trick. It's that old definition of insanity: ...and more »
Crowd Pleasers including Halloween HappeningsSouthtown StarThere also will be the chance to dip your fangs into some free ice cream from Andy's Frozen Custard and enjoy the chocolate of Fannie May sponsored by the ...and more »
Evolution of a Kings FanCowbell KingdomWhat I loved was that bald dude wearing number 23 who killed everybody else. Not that I didn't grow to love every other Bull. I loved Pippen's all around ...and more »
stv.tvComedian Bruce Devlin hunts for Mr and Mrs Averagestv.tvThey buy things like milk, chocolate, ham and cereal. Are people really that boring? Are they that predictable?" Convinced that this can't be the case, ...
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The Village PigSan Diego ReaderIt was as though everyone had regressed to that uninhibited age when children don't think twice before announcing how bald or fat someone is to their face. ...
DINING: Eat to prevent cancer, or take a classLas Vegas Review-Journal (blog)As the result of the Philadelphia location of Max Brenner, Chocolate by the Bald Man winning a bartender competition there, other outlets, including the one ...and more »
Mumbai MirrorWhere have the real men gone?Mumbai MirrorEven a fat short bald man with blackheads on his nose the size of pepper corns felt like a hottie behind the wheel of a sports car. ...
Kevin & Armin. The Boiling Point mixtape. Someone took a shot at us in a whackass song so we responded with 3 back. This part of the trilogy shows our "comedic" side and wanted to kill them by embarrassing them to death. This will probably be the only song released by us in this category. lyrics are: Man these faggots really talkin to us? Okay.. whatever.. okay!! The only way you gonna blow up and see the stars. When we plant that c4 like some gardners in ya car. We better than you, you just goin with the centrifuge. You fake wannabe eminem... monkey see monkey do. I saw you watchin porn on ya phone in the back of class. Creepy faggot thats why you always get a dickin in the ass. We gonna blow pass though, you a pussy but you will only fuck asshole. you stay fruitier than a skittle flavored snapple.. You talk shit obviously you was eatin out some booty. That explains why every breath of yours smell like dookie. You suckin dicks so how you got the nerve callin us weak. thats why ya jack eachother off with ya buttcheeks. (eww) You spendin all that money.. still sound like ass. The only reason why you not a virgin cus you fucked your dad. (What..?) Probably sucked him off too. Eww so disgusting. But you the one who did it im not even frontin. you nut glitter and sprinkles in eachothers mouths. (How is that possible?) Whip cream on ya nipples.. whats goin down in ya house. (What!?) Pretendin you Paris and Kim makin a private sex tape. Get caught by ya moms and you told her ...
Bill Cody twitter.com interviews the bald man of chocolate, Max Brenner, in his new Las Vegas restaurant inside the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace. Max Brenner talks about the restaurant, his dream of chocolate and what's next for the company.
LYRICS: I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game, (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope) I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down. In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and ER Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills Take off your pants... good, now let's see... turn your head and cough... okay, now do me. Please? Does it hurt to pee? (No.) Is it hard to see? (No.) I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.) You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of menengitis) Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs. Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills! Take it Floss! (Piano solo by a handsome bald man) Dr. Mario!
Videos mit "51 things" gibt es mittlerweile sehr viele auf Youtube. Ich dachte mir, ich passe das Thema mal unserem Channel an. Dies hier ist das Ursprüngliche Video, welches alles ins Rollen gebracht hat: www.youtube.com Schaut euch auch die Outtakes an: www.youtube.com Und nicht vergessen: Abonnieren! Bewerten! Kommentieren! :) Links zu ein paar Dingen die ich Zeige: www.l-beach.de 2raumwohnung CD´s http Women love Women, die DVD www.amazon.de www.l-mag.de Der X-Mas Pride ist ein Tag im Dezember an dem der Weihnachtsmarkt am Jungfernstieg in Hamburg SchwulLesbisch ist! Die Postkarte "Schön das ihr euch getraut habt" hab ich irgendwann mal gekauft weil man so etwas ja nicht so oft sieht. Sie ist von Banana Grusskarten. Der gute Leatherman. In allen Lebenslagen zu gebrauchen :) www.amazon.de Alles wird gut! Der lieblingsfilm meiner Freundin: www.amazon.de www.gay-web.de www.csd-nord.de Nanna Grundfeldt in der l-mag http Quentin ist unser Kater und 1,5 Jahre alt The L Word ACHTUNG, NICHT VERGESSEN, bald erscheint die 6. Staffel auf deutsch!!! :D www.amazon.de Audrey ist fast 1 Jahr alt :) Dip my in Honey and throw me to the lesbians! Rrrr Diesen Magnet gabs mal hier www.allposters.com http Better than chocolate, die DVD www.amazon.de
Lol mir war mal wieder langweilig also hab ich nen kumpel gemobbt^^....Marc ist nicht persöhnlich gemeint^^....mir war nur gerade danach^^..vllt bald ein 2. teil!!
You might have seen our Chokito says No to Bouncers video. Now, here's the footage that convinced us Toby was the right man to unleash on the bouncers. www.youtube.com Chokito is all about the good stuff, so says NO NO NO to things that get in the way - what do you say NO NO NO to? Share with us on Facebook: www.facebook.com
Media Communications: Film and Animation class Spring 2010 Max Brenner "Chocolate by the Bald Man" commercial (part of a larger advertising campaign)
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'Summer retreat' is special year-roundWorcester TelegramThere are plenty of places to drop generous gobs of disposable income that don't meet the standard set by The Mansion at Bald Hill, in the greens of ...
Dread CentralSurvival of the Dead: Uncle Creepy's Pictorial Diary of the DeadDread CentralCouple the shirt with the fact that I am bald, and boom, I'm already halfway there. Since Survival was to be the second entry (just like Dawn of the Dead ...and more »
Duncan McCallum In skin-tight black Lycra Im like a nerdy superheroScotland on SundaySo beware, on a road somewhere is a thinning bald man with a fat man inside, just waiting to pop out and grab the nearest cake.
A bold new chapter for Beaches womanFlorida Times-UnionShe made bouillabaisse and German chocolate cheesecake, but can't figure out what to serve to a vegan guest. Their laughter carries in the breeze as one of ...
SMACKDOWN REPORT: THE FALLOUT FROM THE DRAFT; A NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER ...Pro Wrestling InsiderPunk says that everyone in the WWE Universe thought that their hero Rey Mysterio would defeat him and shave his head bald. Punk says that he would beat Rey ...and more »
PIERRE NIERHAUS GASTROEXPEDITION NEW YORKGourmet-report.deDas auf Schokolade spezialisierte israelische Unternehmen Max Brenner geht darüber hinaus und hat mit Chocolate by the Bald Man ein eigenes ...
Irish Times'This is easy, acting. Standing there with a spear. Anyone can do that'Irish TimesI've got no teeth, a double chin, a bald head.' And they said: 'No, we can do all of that! Sean has a bald head! We put a toupee on him, we do all this, ...and more »
The Fat Man's VengeanceThe New York Review of BooksWhen we read, on an early page, that he is defeated by a pile of chocolate cookies and “suddenly unable to face the final biscuit,” we know he is really ...and more »
» Fests, openings means it's time to get outChicago Daily HeraldSample everything from chocolate doughnuts to giant strawberries dunked in dark chocolate. While you nibble, listen to live music. Eat too much? ...
DC Sports Bog Live: Caps playoffs, Ovechkin, Redskins draft, moreWashington PostAll's I know is that it's no fair Canada got the delicious chocolate Smarties, and we got the gross chalky ones. Booing the Anthem: The only anthem I'll boo ...and more »
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I have sewn and mended and darned this new piece into my own vision of perfection. So in love I am with the many different sites, faces and experiences that cross my path. Some are real and some are false, but all belong to a certain sensual dynamic. A few seem to fuel the common male libido. Others fuel a creative force that keep me up at all hours of the night. I see and know and have filmed my own incarceration into the life that I live. I have also asked a few out there to contribute to my virtual view of skewed perceptions. I appreciate all that is given to me, positive and negative. One couldn't exist (or resist) without the other. All of you out there who have heeded my call, Thank YOU!. If you want credit, let me know and I will list you below. I love you. -readymade777 The overwhelming theme is by Neil Young from when he did the Dead Man soundtrack.
everybody does it... right?
Chocolate by The Baldman Founder Max Brenner weighs in on the state of business.
A GREAT PLACE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!
www.havana-cultura.com Discover Jorge Perugorrias interview, photos, video and article on havana-cultura.com. Jorge Perugorria is the most famous cuban actor of Cuba also named "Pichi".
First off, I want to say that Punch-Out!! for the Nintendo Wii is a very racist game. Second, it is extremely fun. Third, this does not contain the King Hippo Title Bout Theme or Don Flamenco Title Bout Theme due to the ten minute limit, nor does it contain Doc Louis' Theme from Doc Louis' Punch Out because I cannot find it. Finally, this video, like my other videos, is a remake (actually, the third) of a previous one. This one contains the NES Theme. it was either that or one of the Title Bout songs, and as much as I love Don Flamenco's Title Theme Song, the original Punch-Out!! Theme is much more important to add, and the other TItle Bout Theme would be missing, making the song look more akward.
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I like a long hairy floppy ding dong Open up my mouth then filet mignon his bussy I'ma get in and on his bussy If he gonna let me I'ma own his bussy Throw me on my back and bust a nut like you 'sposed to Boy you got that dope dick now come here let me throat you You gon' be my boyfriend your friends should call you cutie Tell em keep they dick out my mouth but fuck my booty But you can come on my face I like your whole group cuz baby i'm a groupie My sex game is gay style my head is the bombest I promise, I should be a dick orthodontist But anyway I know you got that fly dick And I love it when you're rough so homey come get behind it And I just wanna feel you ride it - so come dump a load up in my crack. Cuz we like him, and we like him too, and we like him, and we like him too Cuz we like him, and we like him too, and we like him, and he like us too. And I just wanna fuck every guy in the world, I wish I could fuck every guy in the world, I wish I could fuck every guy in the world. He be humpin back n forth trynna fit that dick in Took him half an hour now my bloody ass is shittin All he wanna talk about is hardy boys and children Every single night we fuck until my ass is filled in THOSE BALLS! So many man i love your testes And i'm in the mood to get raped so boy just come molest me And what are all your names again man I can barely Take all of this dick but fuck it Sohail dared me He wants me, he wants me, Cuz I take it all daddy, right up in my booty I will fuck wit ...
I'm uploading the only 2 themes that Doc doesn't interrupt during this game.
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The classic NAMBLA Man song parody. I'm not sure what year this was originally written. Lord I was born a NAMBLA man, try to get young boys naked if I can. I like to touch his little parts, the ones that don't get tan. I was born a NAMBLA man. I hang around beaches in my speedo, the boys can see that I'm a well-hung guy. I take one back to my place for love that's real neato, I put my face between his [Stupid tom Edit]. Oh I was born a NAMBLA man, sonny won't you get into my shiny van. It's loaded with Nintendo games, it's all part of the plan, I'm a crafty NAMBLA man You want to play game? Catch it - look, it grows! Now it's my turn. I've got a paunch, I'm bald and 47, but boys love me for what they find inside. Let's go on a camping trip, I'll be in pervert heaven, bend over boy and [Stupid tom Edit]. Yes, I was born a NAMBLA man, I'm in a club that Moms and Dads would like to ban. But I have feelings lesser folks would never understand, I'm proud to be a NAMBLA man I like you, you're cute. I put you in movies, Do you like candy? I have candy right there in my pocket - yes, reach it. yes, ah, that's it, it's chocolate, you want me to put chocolate on you? No, down there, there's chocolate for you.
**READ FULL DESCRIPTION** My first video of 2010 will be my biggest and best ever!. This is my re-walkthrough of Contender mode but this time showing off my full arsenal. In this video I go through the minor circuit of Punch Out and beat everyone under a minute each!, I do the same with Major Circuit and World Circuit, which will be uploaded in the days following. January 3rd(now): Minor Circuit Glass Joe - 27 seconds Von Kaiser - 21 seconds Disco Kid - 35 seconds King Hippo - 58 seconds January 4th - Major Circuit January 5th - World Circuit The rest will be uploaded day by day so until then enjoy the minor circuit! enjoy and subscribe please if you like the video! ~Amanda I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING SEEN IN THIS VIDEO. EVERYTHING IS OWNED AND COPYRIGHT OF NINTENDO
Appalachian Trail: Carvers Gap to Hwy 19E. North Carolina and Tennessee border. A solo winter trip, about 16 miles or so with side trails. I started at Carvers Gap, heading North, took a side trail up to Grassy Ridge, above 6000 ft. Made it about 6 or 7 miles to Over Mountain shelter by 1:00 pm. Hung out for about an hour with amazing views and then pressed on the remaining 8 miles to Apple House Shelter...crossing Little Hump Mountain and Hump Mountain, Bald mountains just under 6000 ft. with 360 degree views. I arrived at Apple House Shelter at 6:00 pm, well into darkness, set up camp, made dinner with my homemade "Ultralight Jetboil" kit, checked the thermometer in the shelter...about 25...not bad at all. Bunked down to the sound of the flowing creek 20 ft. behind the shelter and of mice inside the walls. Woke up to a drizzly morning, made breakfast of hot chocolate and a granola bar and finished up the last mile to Mountain Harbour Bed and Breakfast. Where the hikers cabin is very nice and the husband and wife team are happy to shuttle you where needed for a fee. Made it off the mountain in time to beat the bad snow storm that was blowing in. Great trip, easy and beautiful.
Artist:Ice Cube Title:Horny Lil' Devil Album:Death Certificate Year:1991 Lyrics: Intro: You are the prince of darkness Arch enemy, father of evil Hell born, demonic, savage, fierce, viscious, wild Tameless, barbaric, uncontrollabe, obstinate beast Verse One: Horny little devil, you gotta back up Horny little devil, you can't bust a nut Lookin at my girlfriend's black skin You wanna jump in, but she don't like white men So don't flirt at work you fuckin jerk Or get your punk devil ass hurt motherfucker She ain't with the pale face Cause y'all fuck at a snail's pace And you might get sprayed with mace By the ebony So when she's doing her job you better let her be Don't try to pinch the gluteus Thinkin that you about to knock out the uterus Cause she'll tell you to kiss her ass quick And where I'm from, devils get their ass kicked Mr. Sexual Harrasment Asking for a blow and when the answer is "fuck no" Looks like you wanna terminate But that's when I go Psycho like Norman Bates I wanna kill the devil for talkin shit Cause he can't get a taste of the chocolate African breasts; cause white bitches got no butt and no chest Black women have bodies like goddesses Sorta like Venus, but put away your penis Cause the devil is a savage motherfucker That's why I'm lighter than the average brother Cause you raped our women and we felt it But it'll never happen again if I can help it (me neither) Cause nobody in my neighborhood has caught jungle fever yet So horny little devil, you ...
THE FINAL PART OF THE TRILOGY. DOC LOUIS DEVELOPES A NEW ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP, BALD BULL COMMITS SUICIDE, GREAT TIGER HAS SEIZURES, SUPER MACHO MAN STRIPTEASES AND EVERYONE GETS RAPED.
Gravel Pit by Wu Tang Clan. Lyrics: 1,2, 1,2, yo check this out, it's the jump off right now I want everybody, to put your work down, put your guns down And report to the pit, the gravel pit Leave your problems at home, leave your children at home We gon' take it back underground, I be Bobby Boulders Wu-Tang Clan on yo' mind one time It's the jump off, so just jump off my nigga... [HOOK: Paulissa Morgan] Check out my gravel pit A mystery unraveling Wu-Tang is the CD that I travel with Don't go against the grain if you can't handle it [Meth] Ha, holla cross from the land of the lost Behold the pale horse, off course (off course) Follow me, Wu-Tang gotta be The best thing since stocks in Clark Wallabees [ZZZH] African killers bees black watch (black watch) On your radio, blowin out yo' watts [ZZZH] From Park Hill, the house on haunted hill Every time you walk by your back get a chill [BLBLBH!] Let's peel, who want to talk rap skills I spit like a semi-automatic to the grill [BOOM!] Elbow grease, and elbow room Baby play me, baby fall down, go boom [BOOM!] Party people gather round, count down to apocalypse [3, 2, 1...] [U-God] I'm the kid with the golden arms [Meth] And I'm the motherfuckin hott nikks [AAAAH!] pass the blunt My nigga don't front You had it for a minute but it seem like a month [COUGH] Now I'm chokin, smokin, hopin I don't croakin, from overdosin... Hey kid, [walk straight as a I...] Wu and Meth got you open (open), let's ride Can't stand niggas that floss ...
Here are the lyrics, Enjoy :) [RZA] 1,2, 1,2, yo check this out, it's the jump off right now I want everybody, to put your work down, put your guns down And report to the pit, the gravel pit Leave your problems at home, leave your children at home We gon' take it back underground, I be Bobby Boulders Wu-Tang Clan on yo' mind one time It's the jump off, so just jump off my nigga... [HOOK: Paulissa Morgan] Check out my gravel pit A mystery unraveling Wu-Tang is the CD that I travel with Don't go against the grain if you can't handle it [Meth] Ha, holla cross from the land of the lost Behold the pale horse, off course (off course) Follow me, Wu-Tang gotta be The best thing since stocks in Clark Wallabees [ZZZH] African killers bees black watch (black watch) On your radio, blowin out yo' watts [ZZZH] From Park Hill, the house on haunted hill Every time you walk by your back get a chill [BLBLBH!] Let's peel, who want to talk rap skills I spit like a semi-automatic to the grill [BOOM!] Elbow grease, and elbow room Baby play me, baby fall down, go boom [BOOM!] Party people gather round, count down to apocalypse [3, 2, 1...] [U-God] I'm the kid with the golden arms [Meth] And I'm the motherfuckin hott nikks [AAAAH!] pass the blunt My nigga don't front You had it for a minute but it seem like a month [COUGH] Now I'm chokin, smokin, hopin I don't croakin, from overdosin... Hey kid, [walk straight as a I...] Wu and Meth got you open (open), let's ride Can't stand niggas that floss ...