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Zap2it.com (blog)Chuck Norris Facts: It's His Birthday Today!The Hollywood GossipDespite starring on Walker: Texas Ranger and compiling dozens of other TV and film credits, Norris' contribution to the Internet may be even more significant. In 2005, a phenomenon known as the Chuck Norris Facts first surfaced. ...Chuck Norris Facts: Chuck Norris Facts For His BirthdayLong Island PressChuck Norris facts to celebrate his 71st birthday withCelebrities With DiseasesChuck Norris Facts: Today The Actor Turns 71E Canada NowBabble (blog) -Zap2it.com (blog) -WTOPall 90 news articles »
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...star's birthday, we've trawled the internet, T-shirt slogans and social media to track down the best of the best Chuck Norris Facts. 10 fact, 10 fiction. Can you separate the man from the made-up? Answers down the bottom (just in case.) 1. To be or not to...
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River Ave. BluesA-Rod's place among all-time third basemenRiver Ave. BluesFor some people we're prone to exaggeration. Chuck Norris is a bearded Superman. Matt Wieters is the Hulk with a baseball bat. That need not be the case with Alex Rodriguez. The facts are mind-blowing on their own.
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Comic Masculinity: The Three Faces of Charlie SheenGlobalComment.comHis statements have more in common with Chuck Norris Facts than with popular ideas about addiction or misogyny. Ron Swanson promises to turn his disciples “from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons;” it's not far removed from being on ...and more »
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Charlie Sheen is 'winning' pop culture arms raceGreen Bay Press Gazette"People have been comparing it on Twitter to Chuck Norris," says Moffatt, referring to a site dedicated to fabricated "facts" about the Walker, Texas Ranger star's strength and prowess. "Chuck Norris has been made-up stuff, but you can't make up how ...and more »
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PokerNews.comThe Weekly Turbo: Zynga's PokerCon Headed to Las Vegas, Davidi Kitai Wins WPT ...PokerNews.comIt's kind of like the Chuck Norris Facts game. Go show them how creative you are and win FPPs. While we wanted the hand we reported Wednesday involving Tom "durrrr" Dwan in Macau to be true because of the sheer epicness, we were a little skeptical ...and more »
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Obama, Kenya and Natalie Portman: Is Huckabee Letting 2012 Slip Away?AOL NewsHuckabee's 2008 presidential campaign had a few unusual aspects, such as the co-dependency with Chuck Norris and his acknowledgment in a 2007 debate that he does not believe in evolution (along with his highly arguable contention that evolution is ...and more »
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6 Epic Rap BattlesGeeks are Sexy Technology NewsAbraham Lincoln was an ass-kicking president; Chuck Norris is an ass-kicking actor. Together they make America even stronger! Abe Lincoln saved the Union from the Confederacy in the Civil War. Chuck Norris saved the Union from the Soviets in the 1985 ...
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USA TodayCharlie Sheen is 'winning' the pop culture arms raceUSA Today"People have been comparing it on Twitter to Chuck Norris," says Moffatt, referring to a site dedicated to fabricated "facts" about the Walker, Texas Ranger star's strength and prowess. "Chuck Norris has been made-up stuff, but you can't make up how ...and more »
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Chris Christie Facts XX: Union-busting American Hero!Examiner.comTherefore, it is time for the Internet to replace its elongated and overplayed penchant for Chuck Norris Facts. It is now time to replace those Bunyan-esque Tall Tales with the new gospel of Chris Christie. When Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker dials ...
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ScreenedVin Diesel to Dramatize All the Times He Kicked You Out of the ClubScreened“ Vin Diesel Facts” never really took off as well as “ Chuck Norris Facts” did but, nevertheless, there are still a couple tidbits about the man that you Screened-heads ought to know. FACT #1: With close to 21 million fans, Diesel has the biggest ...and more »
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Chuck Norris appears on the Glenn Beck show, and talks about a Chuck Norris Fact: He'll ask Ron Paul to point out all the honest and dishonest people in Congress, and choke out the ones that don't cooperate with him. Classic Chuck Norris. Happy 70th Birthday!
This Video Approved by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' official Website: www.chucknorris.com Part of the proceeds of the sale of this book go to KickStartKids www.kickstartkids.org The Chuck Norris Fact Book Product Page www.tyndale.com Check out the Trailer for Chuck Norris: Bring On The Pain, an iPhone app and computer game: www.youtube.com Buy the game on Gameloft: www.gameloft.com Hundreds of thousands of humorous Chuck Norris facts have been published, traveled around the globe via the Internet, and gained an international audience of millions. Chuck Norris facts are a quirky, extremely popular Internet phenomenon that has entertained fans from all over the globe. In the last several years, Chuck Norris has been asked repeatedly from the heartland of America to the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan, Which facts are your favorites? For the first time ever, in The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Chuck gives readers not only his favorite facts, roundhouse-kicked by the man himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which Chuck lives his life. Fans from every corner of the globe will enjoy both the fanciful and inspirational from one of the worlds great action heroes. This book makes a perfect gift. The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book is officially written and approved by the real Chuck Norris.
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This Video Approved by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' official Website: www.chucknorris.com Part of the proceeds of the sale of this book go to KickStartKids www.kickstartkids.org The Chuck Norris Fact Book Product Page www.tyndale.com Check out the Trailer for Chuck Norris: Bring On The Pain, an iPhone app and computer game: www.youtube.com Buy the game on Gameloft: www.gameloft.com Hundreds of thousands of humorous Chuck Norris facts have been published, traveled around the globe via the Internet, and gained an international audience of millions. Chuck Norris facts are a quirky, extremely popular Internet phenomenon that has entertained fans from all over the globe. In the last several years, Chuck Norris has been asked repeatedly from the heartland of America to the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan, Which facts are your favorites? For the first time ever, in The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Chuck gives readers not only his favorite facts, roundhouse-kicked by the man himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which Chuck lives his life. Fans from every corner of the globe will enjoy both the fanciful and inspirational from one of the worlds great action heroes. This book makes a perfect gift. The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book is officially written and approved by the real Chuck Norris.
The REAL Chuck Norris demonstrates how he can truly push the earth down! Permission for this video clip was given by the family of 13-year old Nickolas (Nick) Yancy Nischan, in whose honor and memory Chuck made the tape and we've posted it. Learn more about Nick, his amazing family and his foundation at nicholasyancynischanfoundation.blogspot.com Nick and Chuck's connection and story is told in entry #67 of Chuck's new book (released 11/1/09), "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories" www.amazon.com ... Standing next to Chuck and his wife Gena in this video is Chuck's chaplain/pastor and his wife--you can read more about him, his trip to Iraq with Chuck, and his national work to correct religious revisions at historic places like the Washington Monument at www.nationaltreasures.org
Some awesome Chuck Norris facts! Chuck Norris movies: 1969 - The Wrecking Crew 1972 - Way of the Dragon 1973 - The Student Teachers 1974 - Slaughter in San Francisco 1977 - Breaker! Breaker! 1978 - Good Guys Wear Black! 1979 - A Force of One 1980 - The Octagon 1981 - An Eye for an Eye 1982 - Silent Rage 1982 - Forced Vengeance 1983 - Lone Wolf McQuade 1984 - Missing in Action 1985 - Missing in Action 2: The Beginning 1985 - Code of Silence 1985 - Invasion USA 1986 - The Delta Force 1988 - Braddock: Missing in Action III 1988 - Hero and the Terror 1990 - Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection 1991 - The Hitman 1992 - Sidekicks 1993 - Wind in the Wire 1994 - Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion 1994 - Hellbound 1995 - Top Dog 1996 - Forest Warrior 1998 - Logan's War: Bound by Honor 2000 - The President's Man 2002 - The President's Man: A Line in the Sand 2003 - Bells of Innocence 2005 - The Cutter 2005 - Walker Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire Chuck Norris tv-series: 1993-2001 - Walker Texas Ranger 1999 - Sons Of Thunder 2000 - Martial Law
Chuck Norris talks to Michael Eisner about CHUCK NORRIS FACTS on CNBC's "Conversations with Michael Eisner". What are Chuck's favorite facts? Also, Chuck talks about Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Congress. See the whole interview on April 6th on CNBC. 9PM ET/ 10PM PT
chucknorrisfacts.com Here are some I didn't read Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver. MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart. Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match. Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time. Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because ...
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Thanks to everyone who contributed to this! This was based off an earlier "Interactive Video" contest in which I asked users to submit their own ORIGINAL Chuck Norris facts. This video show cases the best ones I received. The next video coming out on this channel will be the 12 FU's Of Newgrounds!! To read the full list of the 60 Original Chuck Norris Facts, see my myspace blog here: blog.myspace.com To see the Interactive Video I made, see it here: www.youtube.com Intro Music: Mushy - Moca freesound.iua.upf.edu Main Music: David Bates - Darkness Album 2 www.myspace.com *All audio is original and used with permission from the respective artists. You can also see me on: My Website: www.ForFunProductions.com My MySpace www.myspace.com My Twitter: twitter.com My Facebook: www.facebook.com
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..."Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter," reads one and "Chuck Norris divides by zero," reads another. Known as Chuck Norris "facts", the claims have already become an Internet phenomenon, and scores are featured on chucknorrisfacts.com, including...
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Don't forget to RATE THIS VIDEO. Anyway, Create an original Chuck Norris Fact/Joke and post it as a comment, OR post your favorite Chuck Norris Fact of all time in the comment section! The winners will be added to my blog, see the best ones here in this link below blog.myspace.com "The reason Chuck Norris has never been a playable character in any video game? Chuck Norris never gets played - by anyone." -CNRhKXtreme "Chuck Norris once threatened to kill Michael Jackson just to see his reaction. Poor Mike was so petrified, his skin turned white." -CNRhKXtreme "Even YouTube can't remove Chuck Norris' videos" -ZZDaikun "chuck noris tryd to shoot him self but the bullet was to scard to come out of the barrel" -hessburganator "Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun..... he always wins." -BlackScorpionX "Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi" -donniepajamas93 "Chuck Norris's car does not have a break pedal, because Chuck Norris yields to no one." -Ilikewatermelon27 "Chuck Norris is on Youtube, and he invites you to subscribe to his channel. However, he won't subscribe back - Chuck Norris only subscribes to CAUSING PAIN" PDXvlog "Hitler didn't blow his brains out. He disturbed the resting place of Chuck Norris" -godzilla666ihatecats "did u know that chuck norris was an atheist before he realized he was GOD" -rpggamer08 They were going to make a video game starring chuck norris in "Chuck-fu" with his famous "chukurican". But chuck norris's moves weren't 1 ...
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here you have some of the great Chuck Norris facts if you try to defy him or tell he's bad you'll get an inevitable roundhouse kick and its true
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Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris review facts about Governor Huckabee.
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Lee Martin for Gag Reflex Management presents....Barry Dodds attempts 100 Chuck Norris facts whilst being electrocuted. This was filmed at Late Night Asylum at Manchester's Frog and Bucket Comedy Club.
Notice Chuck Norris' sense of humour towards himself as he reads on air jokes made about him.
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Chuck Norris aka god, says off 10 of his punchlines. lol
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