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Bargain Bin Review: 'Death Bed: The Bed That Eats'Utica Observer DispatchThe bad: “Death Bed: The Bed That Eats” (1977, directed by George Barry). The review: Here's the main gist of the story: Many years ago, there was this ...
The moral of the story? Beware of beds and avoid drugs.
The Death Bed chows down on some friend chicken and a nice bottle of wine. Click here for the full review: thecinemasnob.com
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Death Bed.....the bed that eats people
This video is dedicated to the Divine Mother, Sarasvati, Consort of Lord Brahma....Jai Mata Di ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SUBSCRIBE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 108 Names of The Divine Mother Names Meanings Sati One who got burned alive Saadhvi The Sanguine Bhavaprita One who is loved by the universe Bhavaani The abode of the universe Bhavamochani The absolver of the universe Aarya Goddess Durga The Invincible Jaya The Victorious Aadya The Initial reality Trinetra One who has three-eyes Shooldharini One who holds a monodent Pinaakadharini One who holds the trident of Shiva Chitra The Picturesque Chandaghanta One who has mighty bells Mahatapa With severe penance Manah Mind Buddhi Intelligence Ahankaara One with Pride Chittarupa One who is in thought-state Chita Death-bed Chiti The thinking mind Sarvamantramayi One who possess all the instruments of thought Satta One who is above all Satyanandasvarupini Form of Eternal bliss Ananta One who is Infinite or beyond measure Bhaavini The Beautiful Woman Bhaavya Represents Future Bhavya With Magnificence Abhavya Improper or fear-causing Sadagati Always in motion, bestowing Moksha (salvation) Shaambhavi Consort of Shambhu Devamata Mother Goddess Chinta Tension Ratnapriya Adorned or loved by jewels Sarvavidya Knowledgeable Dakshakanya Daughter of Daksha Dakshayajñavinaashini Interrupter of the sacrifice of Daksha Aparna One who doesnt eat even leaves while fasting Anekavarna One who has many complexions Paatala Red in color Paatalavati Wearing red-color attire Pattaambaraparidhaana Wearing a dress made of leather Kalamanjiiraranjini Wearing a musical anklet Ameyaa One who is beyond measure Vikrama Violent Krrooraa Brutal (on demons) Sundari The Gorgeous Sursundari Extremely Beautiful Vandurga Goddess of forests Maatangi Goddess of Matanga Matangamunipujita Worshipped by Sage Matanga Braahmi Power of God Brahma Maaheshvari Power of Lord Mahesha (Shiva) Aeindri Power of God Indra Kaumaari The adolescent Vaishnavi The invincible Chaamunda Slayer of Chanda and Munda(demons) Vaarahi One who rides on Varaah Lakshmi Goddess of Wealth Purushaakriti One who takes the form of a man Vimalauttkarshini One who provides joy Gyaana Full of Knowledge Kriya One who is in action Nitya The eternal one Buddhida The bestower of wisdom Bahula One who is in various forms Bahulaprema One who is loved by all Sarvavahanavahana One who rides all vehicles NishumbhaShumbhaHanani Slayer of the demon-brothers Shumbha Nishumbha MahishasuraMardini Slayer of the bull-demon Mahishaasura MadhuKaitabhaHantri Slayer of the demon-duo Madhu and Kaitabha ChandaMundaVinashini Destroyer of the ferocious asuras Chanda and Munda Sarvasuravinasha Destroyer of all demons Sarvadaanavaghaatini Possessing the power to kill all the demons Sarvashaastramayi One who is deft in all theories Satya The truth Sarvaastradhaarini Possessor of all the missile weapons Anekashastrahasta Possessor of many hand weapons AnekastraDhaarini Possessor of many missile weapons Komaari The beautiful adolescent Ekakanya The girl child Kaishori The adolescent Yuvati The Woman Yati Ascetic, one who renounces the world Apraudha One who never gets old Praudha One who is old Vriddhamaata The old mother (loosely) Balaprada The bestower of strength Mahodari One who has huge belly which stores the universe Muktakesha One who has open tresses Ghorarupa Having a fierce outlook Mahaabala Having immense strength Agnijwaala One who is poignant like fire Raudramukhi One who has a fierce face like destroyer Rudra Kaalaratri Goddess who is black like night Tapasvini one who is engaged in penance Narayani The destructive aspect of Lord Narayana (Brahma) Bhadrakaali Fierce form of Kali Vishnumaya Spell of Lord Vishnu Jalodari Abode of the ethereal universe Shivadooti Ambassador of Lord Shiva Karaali The Violent Ananta The Infinite Parameshvari The Ultimate Goddess Katyayani One who is worshipped by sage Katyanan Savitri Daughter of the Sun God Savitr Pratyaksha One who is real Brahmavaadini One who is present everywhere
Lyrics!! verse 1: I spit that high octane like the Kane did damaging your brain ripping veins out of skin say's the surgeon submerged in flows a burning I rewire your whole attire rip circuits number 1 supplier I'm tighter than pliers hold up your lighter cause the souls an igniter wave it from side to side spit the semper fi I spit it for the south Bronx get wicked call it what you want to call it If the games a bank I'm a make a deposit the flow is the show so money is no object I feel like wall street spitting with no profit I got a lot of soul mixed with heart locked in a locket I'm raw from the hood whats in your wallet but let me know if you get the wads of dough I'll be a baker and bake for hours alone verse 2: I came from the bottom and I'm still there I'm like a Mexican breaking in for the repairs but no disrespect What'l click next I don't know hop in a freezer and drop ice like a snow globe But I'm warming up though heated like the 5-0 Lace up the boots and hop roofs scream GERONIMO break a collar bone grab the microphone holla on my death bed drop the flow domestic I never felt bested but some people don't like me they say I'm wack and want me to quit well FUCK that I haven't cussed in a minute But if you looking for some action then you gotta come get it I won't quit until I'm in a casket and if I ever get famous I'm a hire you then fire you Then hire you again make amends make you love hun but before you retire at 40 I'm a drop you at 41 you don't want it with me but ya that respect I love ya to death so maintain your rep I spit this for ya but you on that Hatorade break a leg literally slip,fall, and split your face on a razor bed Slam a closet on your ear drums so you can't hear the fear cause I'm here son and you don't want chaos cause I rise hectic I'll leave you anorexic getting dissected verse 3: I gor for a third round get it in I got the cough son hand me some medicine spit the remedy not comic though serious butter on the bread so break fast you missing it crazy maze in my mind but getting lost in it a mouse running for the cheddar cause the swiss missing But this aint a science lad it's the hood and it'll never fade near many projects try to get a better grade I stand still in front of it everyday south south Bronx wide ring for the heavy weight I weigh 1-9-1 my weight is up how would you like me ripping through the plate I aint eat enough ready for anything and made for many things spit for the soul from the soul know what I mean just another mc out for the green getting educated the director of the scene I won't be on the back burner I want to be the runner Usain Bolt and I'll bolt like the summer But now in the winter I;ll be the splinter to cut through the whole world of rappers I'll shine soon!
The 15th Annual Death Bed Parade in Royal Oak last Saturday.
Perfect Wave, Barlow, Shaun White Snowboarding Chugging on the jug of life He found Jesus It took 21 years and a couple of beers to make the world stop - flatlined She was a Baptist He was a model She said she never had a drink but shes gonna eat the worm out the bottle Chugging on the jug of life He found Jesus She found her G-spot It took her 21 years and a couple of beers to make the world stop Waiting for the end to come And they dont mind dying Im just living on a perfect day Riding on a perfect wave Waiting for the end to come Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay Never let it slip away Waiting for the end to come She was straight edge, he was pre-med Found em ankles and ears in the backroom dancing with the dead heads Sucking on the breast of life With a shot glass, chin strap, carburetor, mud flap Cant afford a chicken so you got to buy a hooker in a hatch back Waiting for the end to come And it smells like Monday Ahh and I dont even care I want no death bed regrets So stop ringing that bell 'cause Im not finished yet Im just living on a perfect day Riding on a perfect wave Waiting for the end to come Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay Never let it slip away Waiting for the end to come To be rich and famous, as a rock star, you must accept Queen Elizabeths offer of Occult Synthesized Consciousness. She is a Reptilian Devil, as Mick Jagger calls her, Octobriana, her picture is on his arm in, Sympathy for the Devil. She is on Billy Idols arm, also. These poets are all talking to Lizzy,.. they hate her, if they don't get the, Flatline, see god, fake consciousness, via Ether and Electrocution deal,.. or they love her, if they want to be rich and famous. She is hiding the fact humans can live on Photons(UV sunlight), as I discovered, and its in the video at my youtube site... mannix22mniscs... This is history changing news. The Tower of Babyl,.. Babylon "has" Fallen. Poets are Talking. the beautiful unknown Shaun White Snowboarding Category: Music Tags: Perfect Wave tom Barlow Scott Shaubel Shaun White Snowboarding Jesus Christ Save Our Earth love Get Conscious queen elizabeth alien ether evolution nwo illuminati photons flatlined the Beautiful Unknown Half Ton Knights
Brian from BadMovieGuy.com reviews the awful movie, Death Bed: The Bad That Eats. It's about a bed....that eats!
IMAGINE....your child on their death bed. And you didn't even know it. This is what happened to our son Michael. He was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes. He was NOT FAT, he did not eat JUNK food. His pancreas stopped working, and there is no reason why. There is no cure for this disease. It's a lifetime of needles, and 24-7 monitoring. For 5 years every night before he closes his eyes he say's "Don't forget to check me". He does not want to die in his sleep. We celebrated 5 years of life, this past Dec 9. But in this lifetime I am hoping we can find a cure.
sub 4 more rk fun soon 2 come! well, this is from rk's christmas album... "Let It Snow Baby... Let It Reindeer" lol i think that is an awesome name! but yeah... this is I'm Gettin Nuttin For Christmas. Lyrics r below =3 1, 2, 3, 4! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas, 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I broke my bat on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug Somebody snitched on me Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I won't be seeing Santa Claus Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be going straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late Somebody snitched on me So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, nuts! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad! "Well I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the green-house effect which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Clause lives. He's mad." Pbbthh! Stop.
a pivot animation vid me and my friend made where a couple of stick guys die. the song is called sweetness by jimmy eat world. this may not be very good but i will get better.
Patton Oswalt's hilarious '07 comedy LP! 21) Death Bed [3:47] 22) Cirque du Soleil [2:56]
Check out a video review that features best and worst scenes and best and worst quotes from the movie Death Bed: The Bed that Eats. You made your Death Bed; now you go sleep in it!
Dear diary, It's been a while I know, a few years actually, but I find writing songs for no band doesn't have the same cleansing effect it used to. Nothing does. So I'm trying this. Ever since the band broke up, nothing has been the same. Kevin is touring in America. I was going to go with, but it was decided I should stay and help Rachel. Not that I'm complaining or anything, but I would have liked to be with Kevin. But, Joe insisted on it. But it's nice to know Kevin is there though, and he's mine. He makes his presence known. We email on the nights we don't talk on the phone, and always end in an 'I Love You'. I turn on YouTube just to see his recent concerts. Hearing his voice, and seeing him at the same time is such a comfort. Nick and Mari are engaged. Finally! After years of threatening, they've finally decided to go ahead with it. I'm happy for them. We all are. Rachel and Joe are just hoping that their baby will be born before the wedding -- Rachel doesn't want to look like a hippo in the photos, because, naturally, she can't go down on one of the greatest days as an elephant -- according to her. Oh, yeah! They're hoping it's a girl. We're all praying it's a girl -- someone to carry on the name... But a boy would be nice too. I'm not going to complain if I have a niece or a nephew! However, not everything is rings and roses. Ever since Ellie's ... death ... I can't help but blame myself. It was my to start the band in the first place. I can't help it. Kevin says I need to stop feeling too righteous, that not even I'M capable of that kind of emotional turmoil. I love how he tries to lighten a situation. But I cannot stop thinking of it. If it wasn't for the band Ellie would be here. Nick likes to point out that it was their fault if anyone's, they're the ones who called in Mr Morgan. But Jake said it would have happened anyway, as much as it pained him to say it. He knew her the best and knew that she was on that road long before anything. Joe says if all else fails, we should just blame it on Cacey. That's his solution for everything. I don't speak to Cacey. No-one just leaves like that. No-one leaves when their "friend" is on her death bed. No one does what she did and leaves no scars. But it was terrible watching her fade away. Knowing that there was nothing we could do to help her. Nothing we could do to make her see reason, make her see that she NEEDED to eat. But the disease had won. She let it win. I don't blame her. Ellie's in a better place now. Jake's trying to move on. But he's failing. He tries not to show it, but he's broken inside. We're all a lot closer to him than we were before. This tragedy has bought us together. He and Hannah have grown closer too. They're taking it slowly, but I know that one day they'll be together. They're just so right. I think their destiny intertwined the day Hannah comforted him. The day that Ellie left us. It's such a shame how life works. We never did get to tour, go international. We were one hit wonders. But I suppose that was how it was meant to be. I just wish I could have happened differently. But I guess it's ok. We wouldn't continue the band anyway. We didn't even want to try to find someone to replace the drummer we lost. It wouldn't be the same. There were 6 of us in Cleverly Cynical -- we were always Cleverly Cynical, Subtlety was never a word that described us. Now there are 4 of us, in Our Own Mind. Not a band. A state of being. Who knows what the future holds? Maybe Rachel and Joe will have a girl? Maybe Mari and Nick will elope to Las Vegas? Maybe Joe will not eat as much (though I doubt it!). And maybe we'll all be able to forget Everything We Had... AND THAT MY FRIENDS, IS THE THE END!
A time based translation of a poem by Margaret Atwood: You wake up filled with dread. There seems to be no reason for it. Morning light slits through the window, there is birdsong, you can't get out of bed. It's something about the crumpled sheets hanging over the edge like a jungle foliage, the terry slippers gaping their dark pink mouths for your feet, the unseen breakfast—some of it in the refrigerator you do not dare to open—you will not dare to eat. What prevents you? The future. The future tense, immense as outer space. You could get lost there. No. Nothing so simple. The past, its density and drowned events pressing you down, like sea water, like gelatin filling your lungs instead of air. Forget all that and let's get up. Try moving your arm. Try moving your head. Pretend the house is on fire and you must run or burn. No, that one's useless. It's never worked before. Where is it coming from, this echo, this huge No that surrounds you, silent as the folds of the yellow curtains, mute as the cheerful Mexican bowl with its cargo of mummified flowers? (You chose the colours of the sun, not the dried neutrals of shadow, God knows you've tried.) Now here's a good one: you're lying on your deathbed. You have one hour to live. Who is it, exactly, you have needed all these years to forgive?
Katie: All ready Nick: Mmkay what do you want to eat? Katie: Well.. follow me. *Katie's face was still alittle red from crying, Katie was leading the way to the Living room, and told Nick to stay on the couch, she went into the Kitchen got two bowls, two spoons some milk and chocolate cereal* Katie: Chocolate cereal rules all! *Katie went over to the couch, put the bowls on the couch, gave Nick his spoon, and put her spoon on her lap as she poured the cereal in the bowls then the milk, she picked up her cereal bowl and sat Indian style, so did Nick, they started to talk about random things, Katie enjoyed the chocolate cereal* Katie: What could be better then this? Nick: Better then what? Katie: Chocolate cereal! I mean cereal and chocolate in the same form. Awesomeness! Nick: Mhmm Katie: So what do you do when you're bored? Nick: Write songs mostly Katie: Ah, that's cool! Nick: So what do you want to do today? Katie: Hmm... I dunno, you decide Nick: Hmm I don't know either.... May- *Emmie cut him off* Emmie: Hey *Emmie rubs her eyes and yawned* Katie: Hiya Em *Katie does this nod type wave thing with her spoon* Nick: Hey sleepy head Emmie: Ello fro head Katie: Whats up Emster the Hamster? Emmie: Nothing Kateroo the Kangaroo Nick: Kateroo the what? Emmie: Kangaroo pay attention dude! -Emmie runs up the stairs to go play online, so we kick it to Emster's Point of view!- *I signed on to MSN and the little box thing poped up and it said "Dj-DangerYo@yahoo.com (Not real) wants to be your friend! ACCEPT or DENY" Ugh stupid boy I thought to myself as I groaned, but then an came to mind, I could use this... I clicked accept and then I got a message like a second later here's how it went DJ Danger says: YAY!!! Em says: Dude!! calm down DJ Danger says: Sorry XD Em says: So whats up? DJ Danger says: Nothing oh be right back wheeeeee! Em says: Okie dokie... DJ Danger says: sory abot tat hes had like 3 red bulls Em says: No worries, whos this? DJ Danger says: Frankie Em says: Epp! Hi!!!! DJ Danger says: hiya Em says: I love you!!! DJ Danger says: thanks DJ Danger says: uh who is this? Em says: Emmie DJ Danger says: I wuv you too!!! Em says: Aww *air hug* DJ Danger says: hehehe o snap hes bak Em says: See ya later Frankster! DJ Danger says: by Emmie Em says: Aww DJ Danger says: Back Em says: Welcome back DJ Danger says: That little chick magnet Em says: lol jealous much? DJ Danger says: No! Em says: Mhmm... DJ Danger says: I'm serious! Em says: Whatever.. DJ Danger says: Oh yeah where'd you put that piece of paper you took from Nick's bunk? He's been going nuts looking for it, he's yelled at me like maybe a zillionbillion times Em says: Uh... oopsies DJ Danger says: Where is it? Em says: Uh.. well... DJ Danger says: Where Em says: I sorta kinda.. put it in my pocket, then took a shower.. then Katie I repeat KATIE took the clothes from the bathroom to the laundry and washed clothes DJ Danger says: Oh crap... Em says: Come to think about it she did yell at me.. DJ Danger says: He's gonna kill us! Em says: Correction he's gonna kill you, and I'm gonna scram DJ Danger says: Oh gosh he's seriously gonna kill me Em says: Well if ya look at it this way, he can't really kill you, you're in a band together which means if you kill him all his fans are gonna kill him, then all his fans are gonna kill your fans, and then there will be another war going on! OHHH that would be interesting! DJ Danger says: Well I'm gonna call him Em says: See ya on your death bed! DJ Danger says: Are you sure you don't have it? Em says: Oh lookie! DJ Danger says: What? You found it?!?! Em says: No, I found a chocolate candy bar on Katie's desk! DJ Danger says: Ugh Em says: Oh wait! She did throw it at me when she yelled then I put it... uh.. hmm.. DJ Danger says: Oh boy.. Em says: Yeah it's right here! Yay for me! It was totally me! DJ Danger says: Right.. Em says: So how you want it? DJ Danger says: Yeah! Em says: Hm interesting DJ Danger says: Oh great Em says: Talk to you later kid DJ Danger says: I am not a kid! *I sign off MSN and we are outta my point of view so bye bye!* P.S. Frankie spelling bad was on purpose!
Clips from possibly the worst movie ever made.
A scene from Death Bed: The Bed that Eats, a movie so mind-bogglingly awful that it's fun to watch. The guy decides to stab the bed, only to have his hands dissolved by the evil bed-stomach-acid! PWNT!11 FYI: The guy in this scene went on to play the dad in the TV show Boy Meets World.
Band: Gorerotted Song: Cut, Gut, Beaten, Eaten Album: Mutilated In Minutes (2002) Genre: Goregrind Lyrics: Hide my face, my geatures of pain Is there any point of having a name I stare in front, I see only red As I lay here upon my death bed Cut, gut, beaten, eaten The cannibals feast upon my innards Using bark to eat their dinner Moist muscle, inner bile Handfuls of viscera Being eaten in piles Eaten Cut, gut, beaten, eaten A half eaten carcass soaked in blood Rotting in the heat, and mud Cavity wounds, Gaping holes I'm left disregarded by these cannibal trolls
This is from Patton's album, Werewolves and Lollipops, which is one of the funniest standup routines I've ever heard. This was my favorite bit from the album. I usually hate movies where the visual is just a still picture, but I don't have video of Mr. Oswalt performing this bit, and it's just too good not to share.
I show 2 dvds that I own 1) Death Bed:The Bed that Eats 2) Freaked