Track listing: How Come the Wrong People Are Always in Charge?You're Living in a World of Make-Believe With Flowers and Bells and Leprachauns and Magic Frogs With Funny Little HatsIt's a Good Thing I Don't Have Super Brain Powers or You'd Be in a Thousand Little Pieces Right NowThey're Portable, They're Annoying and They Cost Three Dollars a CaseI'm Trying to Contain an Outbreak Here and You're Driving the Monkey to the AirportIt's Almost Impossible to Concentrate Here in This Cafe With All These Leggy Belgian Girls Walking Around in MiniskirtsGod Has a Plan for Me, and It Involves PuppetsI Wish I Had Me Some of Them Miracle Smart PillsI Got My Picture Taken, I Got Forty Dollars and I Get to Keep the UnderwearThere's Some Milk in the Fridge That's About to Go Bad... And There It GoesEvery Word Out of Your Mouth Is Like a Turd Falling in My DrinkHe Looks Interesting - And by Interesting I Mean Weird
Track listing: Maybe Spending the Rest of Your Life in a Madhouse Will Teach You Some MannersMy Mule Wouldn't Walk in the Mud So I Had to Put 17 Bullets in HerYou Want Fries With That?My Wife's Ex-Husband's Grandfather's Bowler Is Now Mine and I Never Wear ItMinimalism Is Not Incompatible With DensityWith a Car Like That You Must Be Knee Deep in WhoresTell the Little Man With the Big Head the Bank Is CLOSED!A Fruit Pie Salesman With a Whoopee Cushion Living in Wichita Falls OR Wow! If Your Fly Weren't Open You'd Look Just Likeroger MooreI'm Going to Cut the Soles Off My Shoes Sit in a Tree and Learn to Play the FluteBetter to Be Early Than Lift Your Leg
Track listing: A Long Time Ago People Decided to Live on the EarthAsian Women Desire CorrespondencePays de SauvagesWomen on the MoveElectric PantsHate Me Again Like You Did Last SummerPivot ManSwimming Lessons (live)A Moral Dilemma For Our TimesThe Iron Boot of Stupidity Will March Across Your FaceStock FootageManic Depression (live)A Short Story About AmericaNeurotica Kon TikiRainbowheadEating Pie with EinsteinThe World Before Elvis: The Sequel