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2010 Primary Profiles: McCreary Co. MagistratesMcCreary County RecordI myself don't mind paying the tax if it's going to benefit the county. But I'm like everyone else I like to see its purpose. ...and more »
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The GuardianWhy Richard Thompson is keeping the faithThe GuardianI saw a fork in the road and I thought, 'I'm not going down that one.'" The path he followed was certainly the one less travelled, at least by electric ...
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SalonHow to make amazing mashed potatoesSalon(Conversations like this were what made culinary school awesome.) A year and a half later, just weeks from graduating, I found myself on the vegetable ...and more »
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Minneapolis Star Tribune (blog)Swimming Your Way to Fishing Success!Minneapolis Star Tribune (blog)Also baits like a Basstrix Paddle Tail or a Lake Fork Live Magic Shad, provide a great look when bass are hitting larger prey like gizzard shad or tilapia. ...
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IlliniBoard.com (subscription)Home Atmosphere Attracts Demetrius WilliamsIlliniBoard.com (subscription)So he will attend a prep school as a senior, possibly Fork Union Military Academy in Virginia. While the Illini must wait two years for Williams's decision, ...and more »
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Big Government (blog)I'm Still Digging Michael SteeleBig Government (blog)Instead, I'd like to see less government intrusion into my life, which would leave me free to seek my personal religious path (for myself and my family). ...and more »
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The Guardian (blog)MasterChef: getting its recipe rightThe Guardian (blog)I feel a mild sense of being chuffed with myself. I wrote to Masterchef a few series back suggesting, after an episode where one quality chef was sent ...and more »
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The Roto Arcade Pro-Am, Year TwoYahoo! Sports (blog)I was willing to fork up a big premium on my infielders, namely 1B, SS, and 3B, which made any bidding war on Pujols, Hanley, A-Rod, etc. all the more ...
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Reds taking one more run at winning season; big changes ahead if they fall shortThe Canadian PressTheir longest streak of losing in a half-century brings them to one of those fork-in-the-road seasons. If they win in 2010, there's reason to keep the ...and more »
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...it with Sia and Ladytron working on the album. Big yawn. Gets totally lost amid all the other pop/dance wannabes out there. Put a fork in her. She's done. Very boring. It's like a dance song for people who can't dance. It's formulaic. It has no real hook....
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New York PressWhy I Cook at HomeNew York PressI like seeing people and being seen places. Isn't that what New York's all about?” I get that. I enjoy that too. But here's another reason to cook at home ...
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New York PressFlavor of the Week: Kitchen ConfidentialNew York PressAaron took one bite, put his fork down and looked at me very seriously. After demonstrating solid taste in restaurants, he was someone I really wanted to ...
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The Five Stages Of Data Loss GriefGizmodo AustraliaEven though I've tried rebooting five times and it sounds like a fork is suck in a garbage disposal in there, it's probably just the CD drive. ...
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I know I'm being a whore & posting way too much xd Sahhrrry. 40+ comments? . . . . . . . . . . I just stayed still, occasionally shifting as Joe slipped my sweater back over my body. His hot breath danced along my skin, sending shivers down my spine. I held my breath, then released once he pulled away from me. An awkward silence swallowed us both once more. He clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth and stood up. "Are you hungry?" I shook my head, but apparently, my body disagreed, growling right after my words. I chewed on my lower lip, sheepish. He chuckled and helped me up, leading my out to the kitchen where he sat me at the small dining table. "What would you like?" He asked me, his hands extending out to the apron draped on the chair. He quickly slipped them on and asked me again, one eyebrow arched, "Well?" "Do you even know how to cook?" I challenged him, our eyes locked in place. He scoffed, "Of course I do and that's an understatement." I rolled my eyes, the cockiness in his voice tangible as it echoed off the walls. "Yeah, okay." I said sarcastically, disconnecting our gaze. "Wow. I have never met anyone who was so pessimistic and cynical," He said, running his calloused fingers through his dark, brown hair. "Okay, fine. Surprise me." I said, clamping my two hands together, slightly wincing at the pain stirred by my movement. The corners of his lips curled up into a smirk, his eyes gleaming with joy. "I like a challenge," For about thirty minutes, Joe ...
Vegas, meet The RooksUNLV The Rebel YellI don't care about anyone except myself. JR: I'll tell you specific people. I like John Bonham, Keith Moon and Jon Theodore. ...
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Bleacher ReportA Fan's Tribulation: Why Do You Love or Hate the Oakland Raiders?Bleacher ReportMore precisely, it makes you a sociopath—see the fork-tongued blog, "Cable Should be Suspended, Al Davis Should Vanish" by Mariotti as an example. ...and more »
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Pleasantly surprised after facing fear of fishAkron Beacon JournalUgh. ''Culinary growth,'' I repeated to myself like a mantra, ''culinary growth.'' I placed one on the plate, cut it in half and lifted fork to mouth. ...
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Reality Hunger: A Manifesto by David ShieldsBookslutSo, hacked off, and thinking of the review I was charged to write, I searched for more reasons not to like this coy book. The first I came up with was that ...
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Triumph Of True Metal Of Steel lyrics: I hate the big mac which tastes like rat The double cheese burger which made me much fat Now i'm in the cesso to expell all this shit La cacarell m'ha fritt le budell Che cazzo me so magnato? In the toasts of mcdonald the meat was pure shit No more meat of shit And beaf steaks for all! I've made a green shit, my poor lonely ass Now looks like Bin Laden and smells like his cat Now inside the cesso I vomit myself Fuck you big mac, fuck you Bin Laden, i scorregg on you!! In the toasts of mcdonald the meat was pure shit No more meat of shit And beaf steaks for all! For the food, for the cook, for the kitchen For the apples with the worm inside For the hunger, the thirst, to eat the black pork I will search for the emerald fork! Only a black pork with ketchup inside I don't want a pink pork with hairs on his ass Yes, i am a racist with porks and big mac I eat the pork, Bin Laden can't because he's a muslim
CNETIs monogamy good for technology?CNETNot all choice is about a fork in the road but it based on what you see fitting into your life and my life is not like yours. Nor do I expect it to be. ...
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plym dubz very own version of new york but 50 times better lyrics: Yeh I feel like a virgin, that girl right theres Rebecca and next to hers a dildo shes been eyeing me forever ill fuck her to Sinatra and ill stick it in her ear, she likes to do it anywhere and so i put it everywhere, ive got the flop its harmless but she gets dominatrix, and if I have it my way were playing soggy biscuits I tried to find her sweet spot like something in a porn scene we did it in the kitchen, she tastes like a fishy pastry I said im packin 8 inch I hope she doesnt notice I ride her slow the condom broke I dont think I can fix this, I wrecked another bed sheet Im giggling while she sighs shes never called me biggy I compare myself to billboards I wish that she would kiss me, I went and bought a hi-fi try and spice our sex life, im sitting on the side lines while the others gives me high fives and then I whip my cock out Come back and wheel fork, my pubic jungles where crabs are spread from, theres nothing you can do, cant take you to New York, so how about a weekend in Blackpool? Well fuck in the tide pool, lets hear it for my pork, well fork, lets fork Ropes are binding, cum is blinding, she went and fucked a navy boy left her thighs ¬¬burning im feeling like a casualty shes taking rape so casually I strapped her in with gaffa tape biting gag balls breaking teeth slip it in and slip it out and whos the fucking child now? Finger cold get her ready whip your dick out make it steady, on the ...
Being Myself Episode 15 Joe :: I was talking with Miley when the cafeteria went silent I looked at the door and saw Demi and Taylor walking in, as always Demi walked as if she was alone, ignoring everyone. I have to admit that she was different, good or bad, I dont know. But she had something addicting, she was annoying but at the same time interesting. She had her own opinion of things, and she didnt care if people didnt think the same as her. I have to admit that if she wasnt so annoying, I would probably fall for her. I chuckled at my comment which made Miley look at me *whats so funny ?* she asked, I shook my head with a grin. She rolled her eyes mumbling something. She suddenly stood up and walked away. I followed her with my eyes, until I realized that she was walking toward Demi, she stopped in front of her and started talking to the two girls. I kept on staring at them not knowing what they were saying. Everything seemed normal, even when Demi walked away leaving her alone with Taylor. But my eyes followed Demi, she walked toward an empty table and sat down, looking down at her food and playing with it. I looked back at Miley to find her hugging Taylor, my jaw dropped and my eyes were wide of shock, after a few seconds, Miley turned around and walked toward me. *close your mouth* she said giggling as she sat next to me, I did as told *what was that ?* I asked surprised by her actions. She shrugged, *everyone needs a second chance* I sighed and looked back at Demi ...
Shout-out to @Sodrealist. Amazing person, honestly. Commented on most of my chapters. Thankyou ♥ *Its like 5pm now and they're all just sitting in the living room* Justin: ..soo.. Ryan: shutup retard. Justin: Gay. Ryan: I'm not gay, thats you. Katie: *gets up to go into the kitchen* Justin: *looks at her butt again* wow.. Ryan: *laughs* Justins getting excited. Justin: SHUTUP! *punches his arm* Ryan: *stands up* Wanna fight Bieber? Justin: *stands up too and pushes him* Yeah But-face. Ryan: Oh no you di'nt! *pushes him back* Justin: *wrestles him to the ground and start playfighting* Your gunna die Butler! Katie: *walks in, laughs and kicks them* stop it! Ryan: *grabs her leg and pulls her down with them* Neverrrrr. Katie: Ryan! You pig! *giggles and hits him* Justin: Ha, Ryans a pig! *smiles* Katie: *shoves Justin* You're pig-ish too. Justin: Oh you went there! *sits on her and tickles her* Katie: *laughing* juuustin. I'm gunna wet myself. Justin: ... Oo *gets off and slowly backs away* Ryan: *laughing* Katie, you weener. Katie: *laughs* Sorryyy, I had to say it to get him off me *smiles* justin&ryan: *laugh* Ryan: *looks at the time, its like 5:15* Want me to show you around today? Justin: *confused* I know my way around Ryan... Ryan: *laughs* I meant Katie.. Justin: Ohh.. :P Katie: *giggles* Nah I cant be bothered.. Tomorrow maybe? *smiles really cute* Justin: *smiles really cute at Ryan too* Cant say no to us, huh Ryan? Ryan: *laughs* well if everyone else is doin it ...
Torture ensues as I get the random idea to use a looping song to break myself back into audiosurf in Elite mode. I realize my voice may sound different. I was hungry, my throat kind of hurt, and I'm fairly certain that my posture in this really crappy chair sucks, too. I dare someone to Guitar Hero this song. I will SEND it to you to do so. The video: www.youtube.com I like the part where they go "DING." I think it's at 3:50. Answers - The "rest" parts of the video, there are only two. I mentioned, in my frantic moment, that I put them in there. I didn't. It's part of the video above; I used one of those youtube 2 mp3 websites to rip the audio since I was too lazy to do it myself. The reason why I did this was because I found it horrendously funny to watch afterward. Consider this more for my own documentation than anything else. I laughed when I watched it after I recorded. Because it wasn't blaring in my ears, I was happier. "I like the part where they go DING" So do I. Next video will be a Mega Man 1 playthrough.
"You are now listening to The Streets" Yeah safe man, you ok? Just calling to ensure you got back in Hope you coped yesterday, cos I felt well damn grim But yeah in the air on the plane my stomach was turning Man I was hanging head-to-sted on the headrest in pain Prayed away all my bad sins Lost count of the plain chardonnays before the fourth or maybe the fifth In future I need to abstain If only id had a bit of discipline But worth every bit of spare change Pure clowning down to the last drink (Hang on let me slam the door mate; just pause that thought for a bit) Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that Coz yeah it felt like we were through though But I could've ruined it, Im such a twat Ive been pacing the place well paralysed since I got back in with my bags though Yeah Im too aware that last night was way mad slack I know Carried in a gang I lost sight of Simone On her own back at home Distracted from the fact it werent right could have raised up the hand but no Simone was moaning and that about me playing away on this holiday She was watching the box at her dads house there, preparing spliffs away As Im smacking glasses down at George Bests best session rate (Can you hear me? Na sorry mate your fuzzy mate I cant hear ya) Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that Coz yeah it felt like we were through though But I could've ruined it, Im such a twat (I lost you for a minute yeah yeah I can hear you now) See I mean that the true thing though I ...
Heyyahhh x The Questions ?! 1.Thing you cannot leave the house without 2.Favorite brand of makeup 3.Favorite Flowers 4.Fav clothing stores 5.Fav perfume 6.Heels or flats 7.Do you make good grades? 8.Fav colors 9.Do you drink energy drinks? 10.Do you drink juice? 11.Do you like swimming? 12.Do you eat fries with a fork? 13.Whats your fav moisturizer? 14.Do you want to get married later on in life? 15.Do you get mad easily? 16.Are you into ghost hunting? 17.Any phobias? 18.Do you bite your nails? 19.Have you ever had a near death experience? 20.Do you drink coffee? Thankss for watching ! Remember to subscribe :) FTC Law Thingy: Unfortunatly I bought all of the stuff in this video and therefore I am broke. I wish I was affiliated with Clinique and all of the other companies,,,but im not. I make these videos for FUN no one is paying me to drag myself away from homework and do these videos :) xx
Heyy!! this video was made by my friend and me. i was bored so i added effects. sorry the timing is alittle off... but it was my first lyrics video and i tryed my best! dont be hatin! here are the lyrics again incase u cant read it lyrics:: You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep 'Cause they'd fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs From ten thousand lightning bugs As they tried to teach me how to dance A foxtrot above my head A sock hop beneath my bed A disco ball is just hanging by a thread I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep Leave my door open just a crack (Please take me away from here) 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac (Please take me away from here) Why do I tire of counting sheep (Please take me away from here) When I'm far too tired to fall asleep To ten million fireflies I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes I got misty eyes as they said farewell But I'll know where several are If my dreams get real bizarre 'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's ...
I tag......... YOU ALL ! lol enjoy x QUESTIONS : 1--Thing you cannot leave the house without ? 2--Favorite Brand of makeup? 3--Favorite Flower ? 4-- Fav clothing store? 5--Favorite Perfume ? 6--Heels or flats ? 7--Do you make good grades ? 8--Favorite colors ? 9--Do you drink energy drinks ? 10--Do you drink juice ? 11--Do you like swimming ? 12--Do you eat fries with a fork ? 13--Favourite Moisturizer? 14--Do you want to get married later on in life ? 15--Do you get mad easily ? 16--Are you into Ghost Hunting ? 17-- Any phobias? 18--Do you bite your nails ? 19--Have you ever had a near death experience? 20--Do you drink coffee ? FTC Disclaimer: no products mentioned in this video companys are paying me ,no company is paying me to do this video and any products shown i got myself
Remix to Asher Roth's song, Fallin'. www.youtube.com www.myspace.com www.reverbnation.com Lyrics: i had a lot of moments where i fell and such and when i did nobody ever tried to help me up i was a youngin with no brains and now im growing up i felt so under everything but now im going up i was in trouble, a hole, i huddled alone but after meeting the right people im so subtle with flows theres no such thing as no, after what my minds accomplished possibilities are endless multiply that by a hundred and if i never make it then the reason sucks but its coz i never stretch and tried to reach for stuff should be on top of my game, but im on top of the air should be up rocking the stage but instead im rocking my chair so i keep on going back and forth with my life like the motion when your hands both have a fork and a knife coz its like i want it then i change my mind then i come back coz it helps me to relate with life and remember when i said that i had limited help? its coz i didnt want it, so i kept this shit to myself but after letting it out, im now able to stand tall coz if i never go up then at least i cant fall All copyrights go to their respective owners.
Ryan: dude are you okay? *lays his arm around justin* Justin:*pulls away from the arm* no *tears up* she didnt even let me explain! Ryan: *sighed* she will listen, she just needs time justin , you broke up with her ,and for her, with no reason Justin: but I did broke up with a reason Ryan: she doesnt know that, wait till tomorrow, get some sleep and try to figure out how to tell her Justin: where is she gonna be tomorrow? Ryan: at the old skaterpark, a lot of stuff happened when u where gone justin, lizzy finally had found the strength to come out with her music, shes giving a concert tomorrow with suz, promoting her , because shes gonna enter a singing competition from Hamilton Justin: *sighed* okay Ill be there Justins POV That night I didnt sleep much, Actually I didnt sleep I could only stare blankly at the ceiling.. I was trying to picture lizzy again how she looked now Damn , she changed a lot.. in a good way All her bruises where gone, she didnt where much black anymore I sighed, how can I explain it to her right? I love her, I miss her, Im dieing now, I want her here, in my arms I looked at the clock, it was morning now finally I thought this night would never end. I took a shower, wash , blow and dry my hair Make myself ready I eat slowly my breakfast but without even tasting what I was eating I was still figuring out I was so madly in love with her but why doesnt she let me explain? Do I want to hear her songs? What if there about me? I hope she doesnt hate me ...
A video I put literally hundreds of hours of work into. Features: Super slow-motion footage at 600 and 240 FPS Crazy bails Huge jams Good trainings Funny moments Random moments Lee's thoughts on his bail: "as most of you saw i had a little mishap on saturday, the pain was quite bad at the time but i did my best to keep training, however when i got home the pain was getting worse so i made a trip to the hospital, there a nurse had a look at my wrists and said i had just sprained them. then on sunday i went to work and found out there was alot of things i was no longer able to do, like, open any screwtop lid, open car doors, hold a knife and fork, write, play guitar, type/ edit vids on my laptop, lift anything heavier than a dvd, tie my shoe laces, and a load of other things, So i left work and went back down the hospital, by this time both wrists (esp the left) had swollen quite bad, and i had already accepted the fact that they were probs broke somewhere, so i got an x-ray and instead of being broke i have severe ligiment damage, and the nurse was kind enough to explain that with regards to pain and recovery time i would have been BETTER OFF breaking them! So now im looking at 3 weeks to a month of not being able to put any weight on my wrists, which pretty much reduces my training spectrum to running and jumping Anyway enough of the sob story, the point of this post is to echo something i read by Chase Armitage, as i was sitting in work on sunday, after having to ask ...
Personal Vlog: 20 Questions :D -Thing you can not leave the house without. -Favorite brand of makeup -Favorite Flower -Favorite clothing store -Favorite perfume -Heels or Flats? -Did you make good grades? -Favorite Color -Do you drink energy drinks? -Do you like swimming? -Do you like juice? -Do you eat french fries with a fork? -Favorite moisturizer -Do you want to get married later in life? -Do you get mad easy? -Are you into ghost hunting? -Any phobias? -Do you bite your nails? -Have you ever had a near death experience? -Do you drink coffee? FTC Disclaimer: All the companies and products I mention in this video are things I have bought by myself. I am not affiliated with any companies. These are all my own opinion.
I stare at the cracks in the ceiling of my small bedroom. Morning. I lift myself out of bed and stroll into my bathroom for a shower. This story starts with me, Demi. Someone who shouldn't really be making an effort at life, but still has to. Parents? One deceased-my mom, Theresa. Siblings? Only child. I was diagnosed with leukaemia two years ago. Although I still have it, my father-Jack- still orders me to go to school. Ever since I was diagnosed, Jack and I just move from place to place-we can never settle in. So. You should be thinking. I'm a freak. Total freak. Well done. You just earned yourself a gold star. After a few minutes, I come out the bathroom and back into my bedroom. I stop and look at myself in the mirror. The lifelessness. The self-pity. Someone totally different than the sixteen year- old two years ago. I hear myself sigh and get into jeans and a t-shirt. Simple. "Demi, breakfast." I hear Jack shout. I walk downstairs and into the kitchen, the smell of fresh eggs and bacon fills the air. I sit down by the kitchen table. Jack sets down a plate infront of me and sets down his own plate on the opposite side of the table. He sits down and looks at me oddly. "Have you taken your medication?" He asks. "No, I always do that after breakfast. You know that." I hiss, picking at my bacon. I feel Jack's eyes on me. "I got those eggs and bacon from the store this morning..Don't you like them?" He asks. "I'm a vegetarian." I say. He sighs briefly. "Since when?" He ...
All music reserved to WMG and Peter Doherty. Skip to 00:33 to begin the tutorial. Download the recipe here: www.sendspace.com Marshmallow Cherry Cupcake ♥♥♥ ♥ 1 Jar Maraschino Cherries ♥ 1 Box Betty Crocker Cherry Chip Cake Mix ♥ 1 TSP Red Food Dye ♥ 1 Tub White Marshmallow Frosting ♥ 1 SM Bag of Marshmallows This cake is not friendly for the diet, and I myself refuse to eat it despite how much it screams decadence. However, it is always good to have a handy disposal unit at hand—for instance—Brittany. Most of the baked goods I make go to Brittany or my cousin Edward 'Eddie'. If Kelli were a local, it would be the same case for her, and yet sadly she remains in Canada. But for now I use Brittany, and it seems like she has no problem being used as my taste tester. Directions for the cake ♥: Follow the directions as specified on your box cake. If you're working with white cake mix instead of Cherry Chip just fold in sliced quarters of five to six maraschino cherries into the batter. Make sure to separate so you don't have a big blob of cherry only in one spot. Follow this by mixing on low with your mixer for thirty seconds, or folding by hand for one minute at a gradual pace. Now, just before you set your cakes to bake, pour 1/8th maraschino cherry juice from the jar. Set your cake in the oven, having pre-heated it before making the batter. Rule of thumb: Check your cake two minutes before the recommended stop time. Slide a toothpick in the center of the cake and ...
So, I haven't created any new songs lately, and creating a new original song with an original tune would just be to tough, so I created a parody. This song is making fun of how random and confusing the original is. Yes, I did sing this whole song without any auto-tune. This is a little step down from my singing voice, and yes I can sing. Lyrics: You would not deceive your mom If you sung a dirty song The bugs would listen to it too. 'Cause they'd tell it too the bee The one that rules the sea You'd think he would be blue but he's actually green. I'd like to make myself go pee but I haven't drank in 2 weeks It's hard to sing when you just smoked 8 packs of Marlboro, LSD never does what it seems Cause i'd make a thousand planes turn them all pink and lame and then I would teach them how to fiy A gay man on top of me Some kids playing with there Wii A disco stick in Lady gaga's hand. I'd like to make myself a dork but I can't with a broken fork It's hard to jump when you have glue stuck to your feet but that is why we all created TV STOP. SHAYNE TIME (break dance music) I'd like to make a new account because my membership just expired it's hard to use toilet paper thats not soft because Oh My God I JUST WENT PEE! TWITTER: www.twitter.com
Food photography is like wrestling. "Is it real?" is the question I'm asked most. Food photography is done behind a myth that everything is fake. Well, it's controlled, but it's usually not fake. Mainly because we love food and we want to eat it. You see that pizza slice or that bowl of ice cream? Chances are, I got myself a spoon or a fork and dug in. Real is beautiful.
part 4 up now! wer at the part were the girl screamed & she looks 2 see y she screamed. comment & rate! i wave 2 him, trying 2 be discrete about it but also trying 2 get his atention. surprisingly, he notices. its almost as if he wer looking for me.. oh shut up dont get urself excited about somthin thts probly nuthing. il only be disapointed. he barely nods his head, just enuf so i only notice wat hes doing. he then casually walks 2 the lunch line, heading towards me. the principal is in the room with a fricken megaphone telling everyone the girls in particular 2 stay in their seats & 2 stay quiet. so aka dont go tackle justin bieber & stop shrieking. justin reaches me & smiles. i dont think i will ever get over tht smile. "how was ur spanish class?" he asks. "oh fantastic. i learned nuthing." i smile. "& how was... whatever class u just had?" "Gym. wer doing floor hockey. so good. hockeys my favorite sport." "cool. im really bad at any hockey related sport." i confess "really? floor hockeys really not tht bad 1ce u get the hang of it. i could show u if u wanted to learn." he offers. "oh.. uh.. ya. ya tht would be really cool. uh, thanks." i stutter. he smiles. hes always smiling. 1ce i get my lunch i start scaning the room 4 my table. i spot aly & go 2 sit. "hey wait up!" justin hollers after me. i turn around, expecting 2 hear somthin about hockey. "hey. whats up?" "well i dont know anyone except u & ur friend so could i-" "yes u could sit at r table. of course ...
Its absolute rubbish. 45w per channel? Its less than half that, at best. The onboard GPS device constantly needs resetting. You just cant jump in your car, pop in a postcode (tomtom only has 4 digit postcodes, so wont get you anywhere useful unless you pop in the full street name etc). This unit will sit and wait and reset and wait and poweroff and reset... Then your driving along and bam! Satnav kicks in when it feels like it. I have driven over 80miles before it decided to find a signal. Its been fun to use for a few days, but its going to be ripped out of my car this weekend and replaced with an Alpine unit. Then, I am gonna stick a screwdriver through its screen and send it back. There is no issue with tomtom itself, the software has been great, but the onboard GPS device keeps spazzing out every 5mins. This unit is just like all the other cheap double din rubbish on the market, but with much better advertising. I really desperately wanted an Xtrons after seeing the videos on youtube etc but mine is flawed. I havent heard such a quiet hifi since I drove a Daewoo Lanos years ago. The Xtrons cant even give a good signal to my AMP/SUB so no sub woofers... Even changing the cables didnt make any difference. My Xtrons gets HOT. I mean, really hot. The back of the screen isnt warm to the touch its baking hot! Eject a disk or SD card and you'll think "this is way too hot, how does this unit not destroy everything that goes into it". Radio signal is awful. The screen has a ...
For a contest! :D for one of my favorite writers. WARNING: Strange couple. Bewaree:D She enters the cafeteria, avoiding the people running by and throwing food. She sits at her usual table, the one next to the trash can. She's learned to duck and move whenever an item aiming to land in the garbage comes her way. Although she's been hit quite a few times. Today she has her hair in a messy bun. She's wearing her usual wardrobe,except for one thing. My eyes go straight to her barren neck, which is usually occupied by a beautiful necklace, one with a silver chain and a tiny little heart in the middle. She seems lost without it. I want to go over there and ask her where it went. I want to go over there and sit with her. I want to go over there and tell her I love her. But just like every day, I don't. My name is Zac Efron ,and I have been hopelessly and utterly in love with Selena Gomez for 3 years. Everyday I walk into the cafeteria, and my heart breaks a little more, when I see that she's sitting there, alone, and worse, that i'm not there with her. Every morning I wake up, telling myself, today will be the day that I will get the courage to walk over to her and have lunch with her. And every day, I pass by her table without a single glance. So today, as usual, I stare straight ahead at her, watching her every move, the way she picks up her fork, looks at it, takes a bite of her food, and puts it back down. The way she tilts her head in curiosity when the lunch lady is ...
How many times can you say, "I'm back"? Evidently, a lot. Here's my newest way. Lyrics listed below: Sheds Fatty Song Im a big fat box of candy In the nations health food aisle Im a canker sore with a big fat store Of brand new Chocodiles I should be working out Should be getting my exercise on Should running like a rabbit with a cocaine habit stead of sitting here making this song But Im picking myself up Trying to get myself on track You can see this vid like as my latest bid To welcome myself back Hell no, I wont go Falling off the wagon While my waistline grows Pspark is back on You Tube And trbohs still about Shantis alone and tbossbone is getting his tonsils out Sean Symons and Ben Davis Steve 2009 jsdays and ausweightloss They all be doing fine But where the hell are Dustin mikeandjibbs and Quinnquailquack? anthonyp and Noahfrog Im still hoping theyre gonna come back Hell no, I wont go Falling off the wagon While my waistline grows Ate through that bag of Doritoes Finished off that vat of ice cream Done all I can with the Pringles can A Biggest Losers junk food dream Tried Slim Fast and The Zone Gave Atkins half a chance Done Dr. Phil and the Alli pill But all they did was stain my pants Tried eating raw food diets, A Raisin, pear and prune Tried the South Beach Diet and Im gonna start a riot if I cant eat Burger King soon Hell no, I wont go Falling off the wagon While my waistline grows Im on my treadmill at 4:30 Jog four times a day I run like a turtle which is ...
[: Lyrics: Im so sorry I, never thought that I. Would apologize like this. All the things I've done, I know I did you wrong. Guess I was too blind to see. So I'm telling you this mess, I gotta get it off my chest. Gotta tell you just how I feel. Try to put this thing to rest. I, I realized you was the best for me. Cause I was out doing my own thing and now I'm all alone. I tried to move but I'm stuck. I can't move from this place. I fall down, I get up. But I'm stuck in one place. Cause the more that I'm moving. It gets worst. Tried to fork it but I'm still hurt. Guess I'm getting what I deserve. Cause I can't move from you. From this place called you. I can't move from, I can't move from you. From this place called you. I can't move from, I can't move from you. Cause the more that I'm moving. It gets worst. Tried to fork it but I'm still hurt. Guess I'm getting what I deserve. Cause I can't move from this place called you. Oh it's been a year and two months and I've been waiting. I've been counting the days. Got me missing you, I'm wishing you were here. (Oh) Cause without you I feel empty. I think we had enough to be, apart. So I'm telling you this mess, I gotta get it off my chest. Gotta tell you just how I feel. Try to put this thing to rest. I, I realized you was the best for me. See, I was out doing my own thing and now I'm all alone. I tried to move but I'm stuck. I can't move from this place. I fell down, I get up. But I'm stuck in one place. Cause the more that I ...
I like starting in random places lol it adds dramatic effect...no? -------------- [cassies POV] I watched him play with his fork. The slight sound of the fork hitting the plate was the most noise he made since we got here. His face was down but I could see his eyes were still red and puffy. His cheeks were flustered and his hair was a mess. He was a beautiful disaster. "you should really eat." I said quietly but my voice was loud through the silence. "not hungry." he mumbled. Ok. I wasnt going to fight him on it. I know Ive had my moments too. I nodded and sat back. I wonder what was going on in his head. I still cant understand why he would want to go to the cemetery. Im sure he hadnt really cried for suzette until tonight. Everything happened so fast he never really had time to actually mourn. She was important to him. She believed in him. And thats all he ever wanted. Someone to believe in him. Something inside me was scared that he was back to his old ways. When he was sad and lonely and his cover up was a hard exterior. I dont know what it is but I cant help but want to help him. I want to be there for him. As a friend. Weve been through so much together to just leave him. "do you want to go home?" he mumbled. "only if you want to. We can sit here if you want." he dropped his fork and looked up at me. Those eyes. They were so full of hurt, it broke my heart. "I think that was a bad idea." his voice was raspy. "why do you say that?" "it hurt really bad." he placed his ...
I'm standin' at the fork in the road, and I Don't really know which way to go, it's like 17 years ago all over again, and I, I I'm a little girl lost alone, and yes I wanna know what lies ahead, and, yeah, my Feet are planted & I don't wanna take a step Cause I won't make it any further with you on my back Carry your burden, I can't do it this time, goodbye But then again, do I listen to my heart, are you crying for help I keep second guessing myself, why Does it have to be so (be so) Hard to let you go (whoa-ouh) It's almost sun down (ahh) I gotta put my foot down And I know if I do It's gonna hurt me More than it hurts you (uhh) I know how much you need me Breaks my heart, believe me (ahh) And I know what I gotta do But it's gonna hurt me More than it hurts you More than it hurts you More than it hurts you But it's gonna hurt me More than it hurts you More than it hurts you (I said it's gon' hurt you babe) More than it hurts you But it's gonna hurt me Now ordinarily I wouldn't give up, I'm no quitter But under the circumstance, I think it's better that I wash my hands of ya, love ya (I) But I'm thinkin' that I can't live with ya Can't live without ya, It's something about ya That makes me wanna stick around & stay settled down Even if it kills me but I can't Cause I won't make it any further with you on my back Carry your burden, I can't do it this time, goodbye (Do it this time, goodbye) But then again, do I listen to my heart, are you crying for help (Ahh, ey) I keep ...
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For issue 48 of shape of a Box we present a non-fiction piece by Jennifer Uhlich. Copyright 2009: Bio: Jennifer Uhlich lives in Northern California. She has a MA from San Francisco State University and a MFA from Mills College, where she was the editor of 580 Split. She is also an enthusiastic photographer of horizons. Text of the piece is below: Strawberries During dessert at my parents house, my mother leans over and whispers in my ear: I want grandchildren. I look down at my wedge of strawberry cheesecake, embarrassed both by the statement and by her voracious tone. Certain that all eyes are on me—the only crucible for my mothers desires—I pick at the crust instead, making grooves in the graham cracker mash with my fork. Every time my mother inhales I brace myself for the next declaration: youll be such a good mother, children are such joy, it was like being a kid all over again raising you—we had so much fun! The blood-red syrup slowly oozes into the grooves until clotted by the soft mass of a purplish strawberry. Three inhalations pass with no follow-up. I cautiously raise my head. My fiancé, oblivious to my mothers gestative plots, continues quizzing my father about the finer points of laying marble countertops; my mother, apparently satisfied, pours a second round of decaffeinated coffee. The question of children has been dodged once more. But then I catch a glimpse of my mothers face and she wears the smug smile of one who truly knows something you do not. And in ...
PART 1 (rated R) www.youtube.com YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ IT! A hammer? SCENE The next morning. DEMI'S POV I unrolled myself and grabbed a spare pillow. I slipped my arm out of Joe's grip and covered myself with the pillow. I felt really filthy so I climbed into the shower and let the steamy shower water pour over my body. I shampooed my hair and washed my body and walked out. I wrapped a white towel around my body and walked out. It probably took me about 5 minutes. Joe was standing and he just finished pulling up new blue boxers. He pulled them up about 2 inches until they sat at his hips and he smiled at me. "Hey." I smiled. "Hi. Last night was..." He smiled. "I'm sorry I hurt you, if I did." I smiled and tightened my grip on my towel. "It felt good...I was just nervous. My first time..." He smiled. "So you liked it?" After biting my top and bottom lip by sucking them partially into my mouth, I said, "Yeah. Just...nervous." He grinned. "That's good. So in the future you won't be like that?" I chuckled and nodded. "Yeah, I'll actually enjoy it and not act defenseless next time." He laughed and his shoulders popped up. "You weren't acting defenseless..." I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, sure. Uh-huh." I reached inside my bag and pulled out new underwear, bra, and very baggy shirt. I slipped it all on as Joe stepped into the bathroom and I walked downstairs, waiting for Joe to follow. I started cooking breakfast and Joe walked downstairs without anything on except his boxers. He ...
Transcript: (From nextonheroes) Samuel: I know that Joseph and I have had two families. Samuel: The first one - well let's just say it didn't work out too well. Samuel: Over the years, we made ourselves a new one. ---- Sylar/Nathan: Pardon my manners. Sylar/Nathan: [...] Sylar/Nathan: There is a lot of change going on with me. Angela: Life... it's all about new horizons. Angela: Keeps you from getting stale. ---- Claire: I don't wanna pretend to be anyone but me. Claire: I just wanna be Claire Bennet... daughter of Noah Bennet. Noah: I just want you to be careful, sweetheart. ---- Samuel: Family is something that Joseph and I need. It offers protection from the outside world. A world that (....) ---- Tracey: I felt myself shatter. Tracey: And all those pieces of me came floating back together in one cohesive thought. Tracey: Killing all of you. Noah: We're both looking for redemption. ---- Peter: Noah?! ...Noah? ---- Samuel: There are those out there who will never accept us for who we are. Samuel: And now we find ourselves gathering with a fork in the road Samuel: And I ask you, which one Joseph wants to take? Samuel: That way is paved with fear. Samuel: The other road is paved with redemption. ---- Peter: Hi... I'm gonna save you. ---- Samuel: and in that road, we stand in unison and show ourselves Samuel: They will accept us or they will fear us! ---- Josseph: What you said this morning about redemption... I don't think that's possible. Samuel: Yes, well that's all ...
warped tour '09 charlotte, NC 7/23/09 LYRICS: Listen up sweetie we all know that you're a beautiful girl in this horrible world and this suggestion of horror the portraits on the walls the look in your eyes they always seem to follow the look in your eyes they always seem to follow me out of tune this tale of terror the slow tolling of the funeral bell i want to know whats going on in that pretty little head of yours everyday is a bone palace ballet biting the flesh from your finger you know i just just cant help myself i wish it were believe but belief is a graveyard may this light never see morning its finally what were not maybe you're the one thats overrated. strike and scream much too horrified to speak out of tune this tale of terror the slow tolling of the funeral bell i want to know whats going on in that pretty little head of yours everyday is a bone palace ballet this morning i woke up i rubbed my eyes and i took a quick glance around the room and saw what happened here last night there was blood on the walls and the sheets smelled like sweat and sex we have narrowed it down to a butcher knife and the mockingbird with the blood. out of tune this tale of terror the slow tolling of the funeral bell i want to know whats going on in that pretty little head of yours everyday is a bone palace ballet
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