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Christian Science MonitorTwas The Night Before Christmas Poem: Original Lyrics (TEXT)Huffington PostOne of the oldest and most popular Christmas poems ever, commonly referred to as "Twas The Night Before Christmas," was written in the early 19th century. ...'Twas the mystery of authorshipNewsdayFor Kids: The night before ChristmasMontreal GazetteSTAWAR: 'Night Before Christmas' controversyEvening News and Tribuneall 18 news articles »
...the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, 2 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; 3 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, 4 In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; 5 The children were nestled all snug in their beds, 6 While...
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Christmas video card - Twas The Night Before Christmas poem text - over Holiday Cards with Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring -Bach, Played by Jas Miller on guitar
...an Ego was stirring, not even an Id.” 4. ‘Twas the Night Before the Morning After, by Dave Barry. Sample text: “‘Twas the Night Before the Morning After Christmas Or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or whatever religious holiday your particular family unit celebrates at...
North Coast JournalTwo for the HolidaysNorth Coast JournalBoth works, Erin Fernandez' original 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and the traditional Nutcracker Ballet, staged by Danny Furlong and performed by North ...
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Give a child the gift of good readingPioneer Press'Twas the Night Before Christmas" illustrated by Matt Tavares (Candlewick Press, $8.99): The guy in his nightshirt and cap who encounters Santa is rendered ...and more »
WIN a song about YOU written by ME! www.joerose.net Facebook www.facebook.com -------------------------------------------------------- Twas The Night Before Christmas Lyrics by Joe Rose Music performed by Joe Rose Twas the night before Christmas that cold winters eve Bambi slept peacefully next to a frustrated Steve Now, Steve was not feeling festive as he wallowed in strife "There's certain gifts I expect from my porn star wife." A body stocking lay forgotten at the foot of the bed While scenes from "Bambi Meets Thumper" danced in Steve's head All he wanted from Bambi was a 'Christmas surprise' Just like the climax in her movie "Yeah, but without those Asian guys!" An unlikely couple; Steve and his Bunnie What he lacked in charm he made up for with money You see, Bambi's "money-shots" were numbered, "and me and my little Timmy had bills to pay" "But my airport security job pays well with the TSA" Now, from Steve's bedroom window if you turned up your chin You would have seen a reindeer drawn Cadillac quickly begin To close-in right before your wondering eyes Perhaps bringing Steve his Christmas surprise? Malt liquor and a fattie took turns in his mouth Between stops on the trip as Santa flew south Steve's house was next to catch Santa's eye Kids are watching, Santa, only douchebags text and fly "Wake up Bambi is that Bob Marley I hear?" "I'm not in the mood Stevie-boy, maybe one night next year" Back in the Caddie Santa checked his list twice Who in Steve's house has ...
Moving Tales' First Two Apps Picked For iTunes Rewind Hot Trends Of 2010prMac (press release)Moving Tales' 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' is the classic American Christmas poem 3D animated like you have never seen it before - playful, ...and more »
Three Night Before Christmas versions arrive for iOStuaw.comIt was widely reprinted, and eventually attributed to Clement Moore and re-titled as "Twas the Night Before Christmas." It's arguably the most famous ...
The Guardian (blog)Season's readings: The Night Before Christmas by Clement C MooreThe Guardian (blog)... had a lofty disregard for the text. "Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house/Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ...
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This Christmas be charmed by a classic: a stunning iPad adaptation of the timeless poem "Twas The Night Before Christmas". Watch as Santa's sleigh comes into sight, hear Saint Nicholas's hearty "Ho Ho Ho" as you tap him on the belly, sit by the roaring fire before riding off into the magical winter wonderland with Santa! The classic tale has been brought to life through this new animated book experience, the beautiful original illustrations by Jessie Willcox Smith have been cleverly and painstakingly animated bringing 21st Century life to the classic poem for children and adults alike. You'll love the realistic page turns, authentic text, optional narration and sound effects. Even the stockings sway when you tilt them! Sure to charm even the hardest Scrooge this Christmas. Find it at www.popuppixels.com
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A little Newfoundland mummer-themed Christmas story for the holidays. It is, of course, based on 'Twas The Night Before Christmas. You can read the text on my blog (productofnewfoundland.ca) Happy Holidays.
Think stories about Santa Claus are a bunch of fairy tales? Think again! Refuting the close-minded and unsophisticated Santa-skeptics, and affirming the existence of our Father Christmas. Music: Kevin MacLeod - "Wish Background" incompetech.com
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15 year old Alyssa Nicole reads the original text of T'was The Night Before Christmas. Happy Merry to All! Audio only - no video.
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I made this using Morphvox Pro (for child) with this online TTS program: public.research.att.com I got the poem from: www.randomjoke.com Words: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas... For Moms 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the abode Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping all snug in their beds, while Visions of Nintendo and Barbie flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, With a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee. So only Mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter, Which made her sigh, "Now what is the matter?" With the toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand, She descended the stairs and saw the old man. He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug, "Oh, great," muttered Mom, "now I have to clean the rug." "Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake, your gift was especially difficult to make." "Thanks, Santa, but all I want is time alone." "Exactly!" he chuckled, "So, I've made you a clone." "A clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?" "Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit chat." Then out walked the clone - The Mother's twin; Same hair, same eyes, same double chin. "She'll cook, she'll dust, she'll mop every mess. You'll relax, take it easy, watch The Young and The Restless." "Fantastic!" the Mom cheered. "My dream has come true!" "I'll shop, I'll read, I'll sleep a night through!" From the room above, the youngest did fret. "Mommy ...
A "Twas the night before Christmas" parody I wrote in 1993. It's all about the John and Lorena Bobbitt story, so check the link below if you are not familiar with the story: en.wikipedia.org The text of the poem is below: Twas the Night John Got Dickless ( A visit from Lorena ) Twas the night John got dickless, and all through the house, Lorena was swearing as she buttoned her blouse. Her husband was hung like a big grizzly bear, but soon there would just be a little stump there. Now John Wayne was snug in his bed, but his wife had entered the room with a large carving knife. She called it a rape, he called it "just rough", She liked S&M, but enough is enough. When she refused him, the guy tried to deck her! Yes, he'd gone too far, so off with his pecker!!!! "You think I'm a tramp. You think I'm a vixen. We'll I'd do to you dick what Woodward did to Nixon. From the tip of your dick, to the base of your balls, I'll slash away, slash away, slash away all!" When upon his skin he felt such a splatter, that he opened his eyes to see what was the matter. And what to his horrified eyes did appear, but a seen reminiscent of Van Gogh's left ear. And when he saw the blade all shinny and slick, He knew in an instant, she'd cut off his dick John's face was all red, and so was his penis, which looked like the arms on that statue of Venus. The whole scene was truly so absolutely insane, that John might have laughed, if not for the pain. "John, I told you to stop, but you wouldn't yield ...
This is an old black & white presentation of the holiday classic that was originally produced by Castle Films in 1946. This video was transferred from an 8mm print of the film that is over 60 years old, and was stored in marginal conditions for several decades. The film demonstrated some degree of deterioration, for which I attempted to compensate with careful cleaning and scanning of the film for digital transfer. Castle Films also distributed this production on larger format 16mm film that included a narrative and orchestration soundtrack, but this was not possible for their 8mm version since film sound was not an option for Regular 8 or Standard 8mm film. (It was introduced to Super 8 in the early 70s.) As an alternative, when Castle Films produced the 8mm print of this production, they overlaid a captioned text narrative in the lower third of the frame that progresses throughout the film. I found various parts of the original soundtrack on the net, but its incompleteness and limited quality was a determining factor in its exclusion from this digital transfer. Instead, I added a new orchestrated film score to complement the captioned text, using royalty-free orchestrated music beds written by film score veteran, Richard Band, and customized using the SmartSound Sonicfire Pro software package. The film transfer was performed on a WorkPrinter XP system invented by Roger Evans at www.moviestuff.tv, and was captured through a Canon XL2. Although this video presentation ...
Dogs should not be treated as gifts that you give to a kid that will like it for maybe a whole month, then push it to the side. I STRONGLY discourage getting Christmas Puppies. THINKG before you DO. Ok, since youtube decided to kill the text, here's the poem I used: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, With no thought of the dog filling their head. And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Knew he was cold, but didn't care about that. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Figuring the dog was free of his chain and into the trash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Santa Claus - with eyes full of tears. He unchained the dog, once so lively and quick, Last years Christmas present, now painfully thin and sick. More rapid than eagles he called the dogs name. And the dog ran to him, despite all his pain; "Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN! On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONNER and BLITZEN! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Let's find this dog a home where he'll be loved by all" I knew in an instant ...