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Questions never answered by man... Let's ask the computer then!
my freinds told me she was a hobknocker dont kno what it means
THRY ARRIVEW AT SCHOOL justin-*goes around and opens her door for her.* annmarie-thanks im nervous justin *takes his hand* justin-t will be fine. :) annmarie-i hope so.. THEY MEET UP WITH MACKENZIE CHAZ RYAN AND CHRIS chaz-ready annmarie? annmaire- i guss ryan-it will be all good. chris-yeah dont you have all your classes with justin? anmarie-most. mackenzie-and you haave alot with me and chris ryan-yeah,some with me and chaz to so it will be all good,. anmaire-thanks.. justin-* whispers in her ear*let me see those blue eyes.. annmarie- looks up at him and smiles timedly..* *giggles* justin-there we go.:) chaz-*opens the door for every one* all-thanks. chaz-welcome. makenzie-mrs.senor first chris-me to *hold her hand and smiles* mackenzie-hehe chaz-i got band. ryan-me tooo. justin-we got mr.beemont ugh anmarie-mr.beemont? justin-youll hate him.. chaz-dont scare her justin-just sayin! annmarie-oh well.. lets just go.. bye guys all-bye justin and anmarie walk in the room of mr.beemont Mr.Beemont-who is this.? new studint? annmarie-yes i- mr.beemont-yeah yeah sit by justin! justin-*whispers*its ok,come on. THEY BOTH SIT DOWN. adam-new girl here aye? anmnarie-yeah.. whats your name? adam-adam.. annmarie-cool,im annmarie adam-your name is beutiful. annmarie-thanks? we better hush. adam-yeah. anmnarie-turns back to justin* justin-so.. anmarie-soo *smiles at him* hush! justin-okay. mr.beemont-hush you lilltel bi---! anmarie-:0 what!?? mr.beemont-no talking in my class!!!! justin ...
Recorded on May 5, 2010 using a Flip Video camcorder.
Recorded on May 5, 2010 using a Flip Video camcorder.
this is what you get when you put two 17 year old girls in a room together when they are hyper and they have ADD :D sorry sound is off from the video "/
HOBKNOCKER!!!! Me and my friend rice, have an interesting convosation. And here i tell you what a Hobknocker is from "iCarly". Used by Wade Collins. And it includes my little ULTAMITE hypercam trick!!!!!!! XDD •A hobnocker is someone that does something illegal and gross (not to be confused with "hobnobber," which is a cool and awesome geek). •A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs, or an alcoholic. •A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing a lowlife and pervert. •A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia, masturbating in public or engaging in sexual acts with animals. Apparently this term was first used by Wade Collins and then David Archuleta on the "iCarly" show. It does not appear in any reputable dictionary. The Urban Dictionary has several suggested definitions, but they only started appearing after the "iCarly" episode aired. So, it is whatever the writers of the show wanted it to mean. Whatever it is, it is "gross" and "illegal."
got bored.. hope you enjoy!
This is what a 'hobnocker' is.... Songs used: 1) Party Boy Theme Song - Jackass 2) You Spin Me Right Round - Dope
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Mr.krabs is a hobnocker
please comment what a tard is
wow gotta love urban dictionary. sorry its dark, im gettin a webcam soon. but uve all prolly know the episode with david archaleta....story goes he was in the top 2 to win american idol and he won when icarly influenced the voting so the british guy gets mad and calls them filthy hobknockers, when i saw this im like ok whats that.....bet u asked urself the same thing, well heres the answer
somebody tell me please
xD Hob Hob Hobnocker (from icarly)
What the heck is a Hobnocker? I guess you'll never know!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
On I carly I guy was calling everyone hobnockers but this is the defenition.......
SydneyjohnsonTV's webcam recorded Video - October 25, 2009, 03:41 PM
*Miley hosts a party where she invites all her friends* Miley: Ok... who is ready 4 some rum???? Joe: Rum????? But I brought Frankie along!!!!! Selena: So... let's just not give him some... Demi: We can give Frankie rum... I mean, it's not like beer or pot... Joe: Yes, but Frankie is really small. Miley: So, I started drinkin when I was freakin 8 Joe: NO... I aint lletting my little bro drink rum. Frankie: Ummm... Joey... y cant i have rum???? Joe: Because you are too little!!!!!!!!!!!! Frankie: What if i had just a sip??? Nick: C'mon Joe... dont b such a hobnocker Joe: I dont masturbate in public!!!! Nick: Just let him have some rum. Joe: No. * Frankie, as always, sneaks, and gets himself some rum while everyone is ganging up on Joe fror not letting him have rum.* Frankie: *sniffs the rum* EWWWWW it smells like whiteboard markers!!!! * He grabs and orange-flavored riptide and pours a bunch of rum into his cup* * Frankie chugs the whole can down in just 3 minutes* Frankie: I feel a little queasy.... * EVeryone stops bickering after they see Frankie looking all pale* Miley: Um, GUys.. what's wrong with Frankie????? Joe: OH NO!!!! I think he broke the rum.... Miley: Joe, I think he's gonna- *Franke PUKES all over miley's shoes* Franke How-*puke* can- *puke* you-*puke*drink-*puke* this-*puke* stuff?-*puke* Miley: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'll let you guess on what happened next.
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Woot the best Video About Hobknockers(A hobknocker by definition is Slang for Homeless person or a hobo) So no need to worry about it being a bad word... Or take it from here AnywayHeres the connection I made: The JRR Tolkien Encyclopedia says: According to the brief article found in the Denham Tracts [ed. James Hardy, London: Folklore Society, 1895] titled, Ghosts Never Appear on Christmas Eve: every lone tenement, castle, or mansion-house, which could boast of any antiquity, had its bogle, its specter, or its knocker. The article lists 200 such specter including a creature called a hobbit. Also included in Denhems list are several more names with the prefix hob-, including hobgoblins, hobhoulards, hobby-lanthorns, hob-thrushes, and hob-headlesses.
[Lil' Wayne] Uh I like a sweet and creamy cake go to da drive thru get that milkshake I'm a bite and eat that big mac now i aint money for crack i ate so much i gotta dump how bout chu Girl I got that dope dump Now come here let me dump You gon' be a shit fiend Your friends should call you shitty Tell 'em keep my food out dey mouth if they ont know me Huh But you cannt eat my tuna I'll eat the whole soup Baby I'm fruity My wii game is stupid My food is the grossest I promise I should be hooked on ebonics Yea i really like sonic And I don't think hes beautiful I think hes beyond it but im out of chronic ill take it from you (i dont give a blank i dnt give a blank) [Chorus:] Cause we like food And we like whole foods And we like number 2ooo And we like whole foods And we like stake And we like cake too And we like herr chips And she likes maggie moooos! Ohhhhhh I wish i could eat all the food in the world I wish I could eat all the food in the world I wish I could eat all the food in the world Ohhhhhh [Drake:] Yea Alright (Ohh ohhh) she be eatin off the ground she scares the kids she cant swimmin Took her half an hour she ate beans gas is what she passin All they want to talk about is eatin and fartin Every single night I have a dream that I am smashing puumpkins she dont just eat food...she eatsss ish And I'm in the mood to get bacon so please bring your finest And what are all your names again we stupid remind us know any girls? which is the fattest? She wants me she ...
I don't know what to say. XD Actually, I do know. To all of you who don't know what a hobknocker is, the definition of that word is gross and illegal.
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kristian stewert is soo STUPID, for not kissing him. anyone would LOVE to kiss him and she had the chance and just left him hanging there. what a hobnocker. lol...... he looked so nervous and sexy. and she looked like she wanted to throw up lol. luv ya rob!
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defanition of a hob knocker!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
a 10 year old doing a screemo scream.
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Joe:no but you are.(Kicked him) Ryan:(Pushed him) Joe:(Pushed him out the window)OH MY GOD I PUSH RYAN SHCKLER OUT THE WINDOW!(Jumping up and down)Now to sav Ash...(Runs threw the door)STOP RIGHT THEIR KEVIN JONAS!!! Kevin:(Got up)Which cha going to do about it? Joe:Ashley put your pants on and run Ashley:Ok(Did what Joe Told her to do) Kevin:HOW DARE U(Punches him) Joe:(Pushed him) Kevin:U litle hobknocker Joe:What is that? Kevin:(Tells him) Joe:EWWW Kevin:And illegal (A/N:I know what it means,if u guys watch iCarly it was on there and it means something gross and illeagel) Joe:(Gets a chair and hits him with it) Kevin:(Fell) Joe:look who fell Kevin:Hey tell me if this brings memerois(Gets up and gives him a wedgie) Joe:HELL NO Kevin:(Pulls it tighter) Joe:(Screamed like a girl) Kevin:Im guessing its a yes Joe:LET GO Kevin:(Let go) Princapal:(Comes in)UH!! YOU GUYS ENOUGH UR SUSPENED Kevin:YEAH Joe:What? Princapal:ur SuSPENED Joe:Fine Kevin:Fine (Both left)
Ok! Here it goes! *bumps into someone* Sel-oh snap sorry. ????-it's ok.*looks up* Lenny? Sel-Demi? *they both scream and hug each other* David-I'm still here! Demi-You will and always be a hobknocker. (from Icarly.LOL!) David-what does that mean? Sel-*whispers in his ear* ewww! that's gross! Demi-so are you! *Demi and Selena do their secret handshake* They enter Northwestern Sel-this is huge! Demi-lets go to the office. you coming David? David-I'll catch up with you guys later!*hitting on a cheerleader but fails* Sel-Crap! I forgot *pulls Demi into the bathroom* Demi-what? Sel-I forgot I signed a boy application! Demi-That's Crazy! Whywould you do that? Sel-you know how Vanessa, my sister, the one who lives in Hawaii with her husband Zac Efron? Demi-yeah Sel-well Vanessa told me that NorthWestern was the best college ever! I wanted in so bad that I signed up for a boy! Demi-do you have the clothes? Sel-yeah. just in case, date me so I don't have to attract other girls! Demi-alright. Does Ashley know about this? Sel-yes. Now go guard the door so I can change. Demi-oh alright. *SEL changes* Sel-I am now Alex Russo (she has the fake wig so chill out) Demi-you look hot! Sel-why thank you. Is the coast clear? Demi-yes * come outside of the bathroom like they were never in the bathroom* every girl Sel passes by stares at her "Alex"-I'm dorm 141 Demi-I'm dorm 150 hey! we are across from each other Alex-cool! see ya Nick-*on his laptop* sup man my name is Nick Alex-My name is ...
ok guys i havent go any enteis yet dead line is 3-25-09 u kno the consequense when u dont enter well enjoy the story!!!!!! ------------------------------------------ joe:*rushes into the room*baby im here chrissy:good*sniffs*why do u smell like pot joe:um i ran passed a guy smokin pot chrissy:U WERE SMOKIN POT joe:no baby i wasnt i swear chrissy:NO I CAN HAVE THE BABY BORN AND THE FIRST THING SHE SMELLS IS WEED GET OUT joe:baby i chrissy:OUT AND BRING JESS IN joe:fine -leaves- nick:dude why ur in thier joe:she doesnt want me in thier cuz i smell like weed jess she wants u in there jessica:ok*goes in* chrissy:good now u could officially help me jessica:yea cuz im a exper-never mind chrissy:OMG ANOTHER CONTRACTION jessica:just breath in and out in and out chrissy:*does it*its not workin i think its time dm:yup its time -they set up ...5 hours l8r- chrissy:AHHHHHHHH dm:jus keep pushin i see the head jessica:ok hun jus breath dm:ok her head out all we need u to do is give a really big push ok chrissy:ok*pushes hard* dm:thats it *joe comes in* joe:OMG*passes out* dm:and shes out -baby starts crying- chrissy:wake up joe and tell him his daughter born jessica:ok*kicks joe*shes here joe:ow for real *sees her*aw jessica:so wats her name chrissy:ummm O how about mellissa joahanne....jonas joe:aw u use my last name chrissy:yea i guess i did nurse:here u go*hands he mellissa* jessica:shes so cute joe:well i do make cute babies chrissy:what do u mean by that joe:uh nothin*remembers ...
EVER SINCE I CARLY HAD DAVID ARCHUELTA ON THE SHOW IN THE NEW EPISODE I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT A HOB KNOCKER WAS. AND I DECIDED TO LOOK IT UP I RARELY GOT RESULTS SO I WENT TO URBAN DICTIONARY.COM AND GOT THE RESULTS ITS NOT WHAT I REALLY EXPECTED BUT I LAUGHED AND WAS IN SHOCK. NICK GOT A PEAR TO PUT THAT UP LOL LMAOF LMFAO ROFL AND WHATEV
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...Hobnocker! What is a Hob Knocker? David Archuleta on NICK tonight made the definition of Hob Knocker the biggest dictionary lookup of the evening. David looked adorable. Archuleta appeared with Miranda Cosgrove only briefly, said HOB KNOCKER, and made his...
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