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KendallLane
"I see right through you like you're bathing in Windex." SERIOUSLY, Mariah???
- 7/27, 8am
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Concert on the green at work (some guy from AI): "U have to go, he's met Paula!"
- 7/22, 12pm
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Go to new @yahoo home pg - you can update your FB status from there, whilst engrossing your mind w/ all the (celebrity) news you care about!
- 7/21, 2pm
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BTW, @Heilz, Julianne & I are being blatantly sarcastic. We loyally support your blog's mission, but we don't want to be featured on it.
- 7/16, 1pm
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SUCH a great roomie walk! Loving showing @JulianneSeubert all the sights of Communication Hill!!
- 7/15, 8pm
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Speaking of dogs, @johncmayer, whatever happened to that yorkie???
- 7/10, 11pm
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"Better to have a thick skull than thin skin" - my dad. Wise.
- 7/5, 6pm
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Good chat @JulianneSeubert. To sum up, you intensify my craziness & I'm your California Colleen
- 6/29, 10pm
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"I got to discover myself" - McLovin / "What did you discover?" - Conan O'Brien / "I like to drink lots of alcohol" - McLovin
- 6/23, 6pm
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Celebrating my 1 yr graduation anniversary by heading back to class... WOOHOO ACCTG!!
- 6/18, 6pm
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"The deliciousness cannot be contained!" - little kid, in the freezer aisle of the grocery store
- 6/12, 6pm
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http://twitpic.com/6y8o5 - Brand new. This guy shorted EVERYTHING.
- 6/8, 7pm
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"The Texas education system is about to school you." - my coworker, amidst a rousing office geography competition
- 6/5, 7pm
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Is it wrong that having my calculator back brings me such joy?
- 6/2, 10am
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I was just caught blatantly checking out 3 guys in a Prius... What?? Environmentalism is hot!
- 5/29, 4pm
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"We are officially frenemies" - my roommate Julianne, to me
- 5/28, 8pm
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@JulianneSeubert Okay, if you're 38 I'll allow it
- 5/27, 12pm
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Some guy will ask me for your hand in marriage, @JulianneSeubert, and I'll be like ew, sick, no!
- 5/26, 9pm
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Being yelled at by @JulianneSeubert, what else is new. Some choice words: "I'm going to rub it in your f*'ing white face!"
- 5/24, 7pm
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@thegirlkyle Then it's true what they say about karma being a bitch - because that fly died a tragic toilet paper death
- 5/20, 12am
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@wanderlusty I'm so sorry, had to go work! If only u guys didn't park in the Himalayas & take crazy treks to get stuff :( Miss you already
- 5/18, 9am
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OMG! I'm laughing out loud, literally. Are you taking notes???
- 5/16, 11pm
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Hanging out in Julianne's car in an intersection. Because that's how roll (or not)
- 5/16, 1pm
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I love that once you reach a certain age u'r free to wink indiscriminately. Walking to the coffee bar? 40 yrs of age or older? Wink it out!
- 5/8, 1pm
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@JulianneSeubert Are you kidding? I was the one who was so elated I had to immediately share the news with you!
- 4/27, 6pm
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heading out for a night at a hooters-esque country bar with my coworkers... should be fun
- 4/24, 7pm
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@SILVRSCREENSTAR Are you kidding me?! You're going to pull this on me AGAIN??!!
- 4/23, 6pm
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some scu kid just played me for $25. curse you, scholarship fund!
- 4/21, 9pm
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I just died from heat stroke and came back to life to tweet this
- 4/20, 7pm
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http://twitpic.com/2uroh - "...This is why we need to move to the city" - Julianne, 9:30pm Sat. night
- 4/4, 9pm
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This one goes out to Jackie! :)
- 4/16, 8pm
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