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Wait, what?! There's sun out here! Why didn't you guys warn me?

Jul 25, 2009 5:14 PM

I hope that we as a society have learned by now not to judge the strength of a friendship by its web relationships. Especially you.

Jul 25, 2009 12:20 PM

Oh, today. I had such high hopes for us. We were going to do beautiful things together! Where did we go wrong?

Jul 23, 2009 4:47 PM

I am beginning to suspect that our coffee cup supply has not grown at the same rate as our recruiting.

Jul 21, 2009 4:32 PM

'scuse me? Yeah, I ordered a full weekend, but this one's already all gone. I think there must have been some kind of mistake.

Jul 19, 2009 11:44 PM

@evan Oh, sure. Provide translation for the one @gregpass update that's _not_ obscure and cryptic.

Jul 19, 2009 12:36 PM

@CcSteff Nor does it invalidate the pre-existing, well estabished theory that happens to be unappealing to some.

Jul 16, 2009 3:04 PM

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just grouchy.

Jul 16, 2009 12:13 PM

There's jack-hammering going on outside my window, but it sounds like it is inside my skull. Poor kitties are freaking the fuck out.

Jul 16, 2009 10:34 AM

This is the third time today I've wanted to fav @al3x. Not his updates. Like, his head.

Jul 15, 2009 6:56 PM

Clearly I've set expectations well when my friends consider it a compliment when I call them "not retarded".

Jul 15, 2009 3:11 PM

Feeling cheerful. ...anyone have a thermometer?

Jul 15, 2009 11:27 AM

Via @evan "Great tweets of science: http://bit.ly/tbmMu"

Jul 14, 2009 4:53 PM

So, today has been kinda suckey. But you know what? The eviction notice to my sickness seems to have worked. I'll take it.

Jul 13, 2009 6:24 PM

Oi. I've been getting SMS's from a bank I don't use regarding a debit card I don't have. Seems it's a phishing scam. http://bit.ly/hxSx4

Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM

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