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I have arranged all my shirts in the closet by color & they form a full spectrum: From pink to slightly less pink to purple to violet.
- 7/17, 11am
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#sotoshow so, men with this level of privilege think they're the default and all of us minorities installed unsupported jailbroken firmware
- 7/14, 1pm
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"...and by lipstick, I mean 'tenacity'!" -- Palin further explains the difference between hockey moms and pit bulls.
- 7/6, 7am
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Unfortunately it's true, according to (the reputable) @LATimescitydesk
- 6/25, 3pm
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Speaking of, anybody notice the Phil Spector headlines don't say what music genre he produced? Wonder if that'd be true if he did hip hop.
- 5/29, 4pm
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If you're following me on Twitter, you should follow @tourex since I'd cosign on everything he writes anyway.
- 5/29, 4pm
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@krupali Five great books: The Power Broker, 1491, Genghis Khan & the Modern World, Tom Sawyer, The Namesake.
- 5/11, 9pm
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@lavidalibre Your name is "La Vida Libre" and you're asking whether to choose money or happiness? I think you know the answer.
- 5/11, 9pm
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Wait, H1N1 is pronounced "Hiney", right? This makes the news a *lot* more fun.
- 4/30, 9am
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Tiger Woods is meeting with @barackobama? MONOETHNICS, LOOK OUT! YOUR REIGN IS ENDING!
- 4/24, 10am
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In line at @shakeshack and I thus obliged to tell the online world about it.
- 4/9, 4pm
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We're raised to aspire to fame and fortune, when it seems like access and opportunity are far more valuable.
- 3/31, 2pm
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@kevinrose Only speaking through FB and Twitter means you're mostly preaching to the choir. What about those you aren't yet connected to?
- 3/19, 10pm
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China's got a probe on the moon! That is awesome because I love the moon. Nice work, China.
- 3/2, 6am
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My sense is that the international perception of today is more akin to the moon landing than to any past inauguration.
- 1/20, 10am
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I have to say, even just seeing a new whitehouse.gov with a blog on the homepage makes me happy.
- 1/20, 9am
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perfect -- my gloves and hat have become unlost just in time for a pretty snowfall. winter!
- 1/19, 1pm
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In one block I walked by people talking about making a film, an album, and a painting. Recessions really are a bull market for artists.
- 1/17, 9pm
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To the Hare Krishna trying to greet me with "Hello, Brother!" just a little note: I ain't your brother. Go on with your bongo drums.
- 1/9, 8am
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I inexplicably have that "lime in the coconut" song stuck in my head, so whichever of my enemies put a curse on me: it worked!
- 1/2, 11am
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Now I just need a resolution that works as well as last year's did. Of course, my 2008 resolution was "Be Less Forgiving", so that was easy.
- 1/1, 10am
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Does this year's leap second mean we have to count down "5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ... 1 -- Happy New Year!"? Or am I getting that wrong?
- 12/30, 7pm
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I hope someone plays James Brown's "Get Up, Get Into It, Get Involved" at the inauguration. Dunno if any living artist is up to the task.
- 12/29, 6pm
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My wife has amply demonstrated her superiority over me in the realm of baking cookies. This is a battle where everyone wins.
- 12/27, 8pm
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It would appear that the young boy zipping up and down the sidewalk shouting "YAHOOO!" is happy with the gift of a new scooter he got today.
- 12/25, 7am
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@jeffjarvis makes for a fun, thoughtful lunch companion. For a couple of guys who are assholes online, we're pretty nice in person!
- 12/22, 11am
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@knauss If you are clinging to a box of dryer sheets, are they working well or not?
- 12/22, 7am
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Today's challenge: Articulate the difference in taste between lemons and limes.
- 12/16, 1pm
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Somebody let me know when they've made the Flash game where you play President Bush and try to dodge the flying shoes. I want to play that.
- 12/14, 5pm
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The brightest full moon in 15 years is an effective reminder to appreciate the fact that we have a skylight.
- 12/12, 9pm
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The plus side of freezing-cold torrential rain? Absolutely no line at @shakeshack.
- 12/11, 6pm
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absolutely delightful to listen to @davewiner and @djacobs discussing the nature of being a Mets fan
- 12/11, 9am
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Friday night and our favorite diner is empty. It's awesome being an old married couple.
- 12/5, 8pm
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Well, that's *one* way for me to accidentally spam my buddies. D'oh.
- 12/5, 7pm
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It's a lot less objectionable to be working at the office until midnight when we've just moved into a great new office.
- 12/1, 9pm
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I can't be the only one who thinks P.M. Dawn remixes are appropriate holiday music.
- 11/29, 3pm
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Consensus from my peers on gross materialism seems to be: On Black Friday = Bad. On iPhone Day = Don't judge me!
- 11/28, 12pm
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I am holding a physical CD copy of a new album. Can't remember the last time that happened, and can't imagine it will ever happen again.
- 11/26, 12am
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One of Miley Cyrus' backup dancers is wearing a full-body bodysuit covered with the word "blog". I have to liveblog: [ http]
- yesterday, 6pm
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Next spring they should just give the Grammy to whomever broke Kanye's heart. She did all the work.
- 11/22, 4pm
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Having that moment of panic about "Oh shit did I just type that into the wrong box on the screen?" Turns out, no.
- 11/18, 7am
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determining through experimentation the shortest possible time between waking up in the morning and getting into a rousing fistfight.
- 11/15, 10am
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There is a hologram of Will I Am on television. Life in the Obama Era is as amazing as I always imagined the future would be.
- 11/4, 7pm
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More than 100 people in line down 12th street, even more inside the polling station, and *everybody* is smiling and in a good mood.
- 11/4, 7am
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Oughtta be a bailout for the devastating effect this election has had on productivity. Everyone is campaign-drunk until tomorrow.
- 11/3, 7am
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Marathon watchers: join me at 65th and 1st ave in Manhattan at 1pm!
- 11/2, 9am
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If Nate had called FiveThirtyEight "Fantasy Election" or "Rotisserie Election", he could have charged for it and made a killing.
- 10/29, 4pm
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Hey, all 6000 of you people following @johnedwards -- dump that chump! Follow me instead! Better hair, and not a total asshole to my wife!
- 10/27, 7pm
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As a kid, you see a limo and think "I bet that's someone famous!" When you're an adult, you think "There's somebody who wasted $100."
- 10/25, 11am
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@xenijardin your mama so stupid she tried to arrange the genres on her iPod to put Country First
- 10/21, 9pm
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@gesteves Your mama so fat, when they asked which menus she reads, she said "You know, all of 'em."
- 10/21, 9pm
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FYI: Wasn't dissing Paul Boutin. Writers think blogging is for pro writing. Marketers think blogging is for marketing. What are your goals?
- 10/21, 10am
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Dear tech blogosphere: Paul Boutin blogs for a living in a competitive market, and just said you should stop blogging. Guess why he said it?
- 10/21, 9am
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U.N. weapons inspectors confirm: The new Beyonce video is ridiculous.
- 10/18, 9am
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It was the day that the phrase "The Black Seinfeld" first entered my mind that I knew what the rest of my life would look like.
- 10/17, 5am
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I saw that horrible Kevin Costner movie "Swing Vote" where the entire U.S. election came down to one guy. Name? Joe the Plumber.
- 10/15, 7pm
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@ianfinity Midnight NYC time. Don't get me wrong, I love talking to customers. I'm just more helpful when awake. :)
- 10/11, 11pm
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I don't mind that random customers call me at home. I don't mind that they do it on the weekend. But why do they always wait until midnight?
- 10/11, 8pm
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Enjoying chocolate chip cupcakes from Bouchon bakery at the 6ANY company picnic.
- 10/11, 12pm
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Getting inordinately excited about seeing Maxwell tonight.
- 10/9, 5pm
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Okay, pretty soon I'm gonna go down to Wall Street and call "Bowser Revolution!" and just randomly reassign all the coins. Who's with me?
- 10/9, 1pm
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Today is really all about the purple pants. All else is distraction.
- 10/6, 8pm
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Thx to everyone suggesting "doppleganger", but I mean the sense of constantly *seeing* dopplegangers everywhere. Also, I need sleep.
- 10/5, 6pm
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My liberal friend is convinced Palin is going to kill in the debate; My conservative friend is convinced she's going to *get* killed. Hmm.
- 9/30, 1pm
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If it's heaping praise on @heather day, get in line behind me.
- 9/30, 8am
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@torrez @jkottke Happy Birthdays!
- 9/27, 7pm
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This financial crisis is the first time I've tried the classic American stress-reducer: Rank ignorance and deliberate distraction. It works!
- 9/26, 7am
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Trying to explain to a cabbie that long, slow sweeping circles may not be the most efficient path around Manhattan.
- 9/25, 8am
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Just got my copy of the I Can Has Cheezburger book, and very appreciative of the shoutout to me in the acknowledgements!
- 9/25, 7am
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Has anybody done an article on which political parties the CEOs of all these failed (or not) megacorps support? There's a story there.
- 9/23, 7pm
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"New Management" sign
Hangs on empty restaurant.
Should have said "New Food".
- 9/22, 7pm
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Looking at the updates by @sixapart over the last few days and very proud of how the whole company has been on a roll this year.
- 9/21, 10pm
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Getting ready to keynote BlogWorld in a little while. If you're in Vegas, stop by. If not, wish me luck!
- 9/20, 7am
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I keep seeing Michael from The Wire in all these 90210 billboards around town. I assume he's on the show to murder Bryan Austin Green?
- 9/18, 6pm
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Dear everyone: Please do not take it personally if I stab you in the face. It's just my way of dealing with stress! [[Hugs]]
- 9/18, 3pm
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Pothead on the train
We must look like Google maps
Because he's so high
- 9/17, 8am
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Advanced email skills
I answer the ones I can
And ignore the rest
- 9/16, 9am
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Midnight hotdog run
It seemed so sensible then
My heart burns for you
- 9/15, 9pm
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My new driver's license says "I hereby make an anatomical gift." On the back. Wish I coulda been in the meeting where they wrote *that*.
- 9/13, 12pm
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"Genius has been successfully turned on." I'm suing Apple for stealing one of my best lines!
- 9/9, 10pm
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Who convinced middle-American women that they look should look like crude facsimiles of themselves, fashioned from leather and straw?
- 9/4, 9pm
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Are there bloggers saying "No Como" for "No Community Organizer" yet?
- 9/4, 12pm
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Funny, I'd tweeted back in December that Jamie Lynn Spears would have a bigger impact on the election than GWB, but I thought I was kidding.
- 9/4, 8am
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I hate to be one of those people tweeting about politics, but you can't stand in front of the NYC skyline and denigrate liberals. You chump.
- 9/3, 7pm
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I would like you all to help me collect "Palin: In Comparison" headlines to go with the "Biden: His Time" ones from last week.
- 8/31, 8pm
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Holy fuck, people, just because a song mentions "America" and is played in a public venue doesn't mean we have to doff our hats and stand.
- 8/25, 7pm
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I have this horrible vision of the future where the family from these "don't throw away the rollover minutes" commercials gets a sitcom.
- 8/24, 10am
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Saw a bunch of paparazzi milling about on the sidewalk, presumably waiting for someone. Looks like chickens in the yard waiting for feed.
- 8/23, 11am
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@QtipMusic I am loving you going off on Spin Mag. Go 'head! Tell 'em!
- 8/20, 2pm
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also, to celebrate the ninth anniversary of my blog, i relaunched my site: [ http]
- 8/19, 9am
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It is nice to do research that involves more than just googling.
- 8/19, 9am
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much love to @mat for the shout-out four minutes in on this clip: [ http]
- 8/12, 7pm
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making a mixtape for my wife kind of evokes all the best parts of being a 16 year old with a crush, without any of the needless drama
- 8/11, 3pm
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Apparently, setting up circular forwarding from my MobileMe account to my Gmail account and back again has caused some problems for others?
- 8/11, 3pm
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remind me: why do we let smokers throw flaming refuse wherever they want? and can i throw flaming crap back into their cars at stop lights?
- 8/6, 10pm
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Young is when you want things to change, and old is when you want things to stay the same.
- 8/4, 9am
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Great, surprising convo with my non-geek sister Me: "You know about the whole DRM thing?" Her:"Uh, dude, I read BoingBoing." So that's that.
- 8/2, 12pm
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There's no better reason for being tired than from having laughed too hard all evening.
- 8/1, 10pm
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Fourth time in a week Elvis Costello's "Radio" has popped up at just the right time.
- 8/1, 4pm
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I will not stand by and watch my people suffer while you discuss this in a commitee!
- 7/31, 6pm
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It never ceases to amaze me that there are people who will list their ignorance of a topic as part of their credentials for opining on it.
- 7/30, 9am
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Enjoying being in that profoundly stuporous state of extreme jetlag where I find even my own sentences incomprehensible.
- 7/28, 10pm
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So whatever happened to that Fugees reunion? Lauryn too crazy, Wyclef too corny, or Pras simply too unbelievably wack?
- 7/23, 11pm
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@daveman692 onstage with Zuck at Facebook's F8 killing it with Movable Type + Facebook Connect! Great demo, man :)
- 7/23, 2pm
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Great day as a tech evangelist: Ran into an Apple store in a hurry and an employee stopped me to say they like *our* product.
- 7/18, 5pm
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It never fails to delight me that a baker's dozen at our bagel shop is 14 giant bagels.
- 7/18, 5am
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Awesome rooftop cookout, running into @blogdiva on our block, live music in the park. No wonder they write songs about summer in NYC.
- 7/12, 7pm
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hey, @mike_ftw, say something funny so we can all give you a pity favorite on twitter! rootin' for ya!
- 7/10, 6pm
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I'm no astrophysicist, but calculations show that this rate of pork bbq consumption will turn me into a superdense black hole by March 2010.
- 7/7, 8pm
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I'm generally in favor of Jay-Z's brand expansion, but I still can't believe he got so many highways to create Hov lanes.
- 7/7, 5am
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@slice NYC has been very successful with a lifestyle that's radically different than most of the rest of the U.S. Others resent the affront.
- 7/6, 2pm
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Scrounging up some bait to use to catch some fish, which we will then use as bait. Working our way up the food chain!
- 7/5, 10am
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