dipity

young urban unprofessional

Created by twitter_autoclavicle on Sep 5, 2008

Last updated: 03/10/10 at 11:35 PM

• I liked that perpetual election so I think I'll fill in, check, and cross out circles without any...
  Nov 2, 2009 6:48 PM

  
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• are human clunkers eligible for the cash for clunkers stuff? i've got a feline clunker too.
  Jul 24, 2009 2:05 PM

  
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• Worried about carpal tunnel. Right wrist and area on arm below it hurts and feels strained.
  Jul 23, 2009 9:24 PM

  
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• @thebrandi Yeah and I forgot about it on cue!
  Jul 20, 2009 11:05 AM

  
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• Saw a squirrel dragging itself across ground this morn, hind legs useless. Made me very sad for h...
  Jul 20, 2009 10:31 AM

  
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• Ok, I didn't delete it afterall. His IP is from Georgia and I'm not sure how he found my blog htt...
  Jul 19, 2009 12:42 PM

  
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• @willmatheson Yes! Someone tracked bedbugs into the lobby couches, etc. I think I am safe, tho!
  Jul 16, 2009 3:28 PM

  
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• @bcollinsmn I'm 22 and that's complete news to me. What else haven't I been told??
  Jul 16, 2009 11:53 AM

  
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• RT BreakingNews: KOTV: Tulsa Jewish Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma evacuated after bomb found in trash...
  Jul 14, 2009 4:34 PM

  
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• I just started reading Jim Knipfel's "Leaving the Nairobi Trio," totally sucked into it
  Jul 10, 2009 11:37 PM

  
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• "Pants status: shitbag salad." #1stdraftmovielines
  Jul 9, 2009 2:40 PM

  
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• http://twitpic.com/941a6 - cat torture hat @ target
  Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM

  
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• man its crackhead o'clock on the bus. i just want to go home please!
  Jul 1, 2009 11:30 PM

  
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• seeing @matisyahu tonight, looking forward to it
  Jul 1, 2009 1:02 PM

  
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• rt @lapindelanuit: Mad Men official Season 3 premiere date is August 16th!! http://tinyurl.com/3c...
  Jun 10, 2009 9:02 AM

  
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• Email from City of Mpls subject line: "press release." Well, don't give everything away all at once!
  Jun 9, 2009 3:10 PM

  
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• Lulu is spayed and up to date on all of her shots and pays her taxes
  Jun 4, 2009 1:56 PM

  
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• starting to rain in 55417
  May 15, 2009 4:04 PM

  
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• Not to sound all cRaZy and stuff, but I'm considering getting my ass to do a partial hospital pro...
  May 15, 2009 2:13 PM

  
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• @BiggityBree No I don't remember much of high school thankfully!
  May 12, 2009 1:29 PM

  
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• trying to stay awake
  May 11, 2009 1:30 PM

  
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• Thinking about grad school, but what I really want to do will require me to learn 2-3 more langua...
  Apr 1, 2009 4:53 AM

  
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• @cecilmenk That's awesome
  Mar 30, 2009 12:54 AM

  
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• @_taylor_ ew that's the worst one. go to the real one. unless you're doing takeout then whatever
  Mar 29, 2009 4:31 PM

  
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• noticing theres some flooding in waite park
  Mar 28, 2009 4:46 PM

  
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• rt @dustytrice: DUSTYTRICE.COM: BREAKING: DEPOSITION BY EXEC SAYS COLEMAN DONOR KAZEMINEY ORDERED...
  Mar 27, 2009 12:21 AM

  
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• "You are NOT the father!" http://is.gd/pbeH
  Mar 26, 2009 8:38 PM

  
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• Wow TwitPic sucks, I sent that like 4 hours ago.
  Mar 11, 2009 6:28 PM

  
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• I remember reading @alexwrekk's Brainscan #21 during it and being like, "shit, this is me." I wil...
  Mar 11, 2009 10:09 AM

  
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• Ok, no more tiny hail. Back to being drizzle-nizzle #winteryspew
  Mar 10, 2009 7:06 AM

  
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• @quick13 #winteryspew!
  Mar 10, 2009 7:02 AM

  
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• @s4xton How does that work? Back up purposes or are you going to mark down what the time is in NY...
  Mar 9, 2009 3:38 PM

  
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• RT @samglover: $.99 domain registration at GoDaddy with code LOVE99! http://tinyurl.com/DomainDeal
  Feb 17, 2009 9:35 AM

  
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• @thebrandi I figured that Lance Armstrong's bike would have its own bodyguard or fingerprint secu...
  Feb 15, 2009 6:49 PM

  
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• How does Lance Armstrong's bike get stolen? That's whack. http://twitpic.com/1i8t1
  Feb 15, 2009 11:17 AM

  
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• @perfectporridge Ouh, I love the chevrotains, they are very cute. I saw them when I was younger a...
  Feb 14, 2009 9:01 AM

  
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• "Please enter property with extreme caution. Be aware of transients living throughout property." ...
  Feb 13, 2009 1:13 PM

  
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• Damn, @baconsalt is kosher? I must get some now!
  Jan 14, 2009 1:12 PM

  
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• 33% off halakhah/Jewish law books from ArtScroll through next Tuesday (for their 33rd anniversary...
  Jan 13, 2009 4:48 PM

  
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• @_VINCEOFFER_ I love your nuts!
  Jan 12, 2009 4:43 PM

  
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• @_VINCEOFFER_ I hate ShamWow and whenever the commercials come on, I have to change the channel o...
  Jan 12, 2009 9:02 AM

  
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• Needlessly worrying ~2 years into the future over degree majors requirements.
  Jan 10, 2009 6:35 AM

  
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• Discussed the joys of underaged drinking w/ my underaged sister, basically sharing "why I don't a...
  Jan 9, 2009 4:28 PM

  
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• Going to the Museum of Russian Art near my house today. The building it's in used to be a funeral...
  Jan 9, 2009 6:04 AM

  
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• Whoa, freaky! I have another very small sliver of former wisdom tooth making its way out of my gu...
  Jan 8, 2009 1:01 PM

  
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• @taylr If I were a cell phone company, I'd totally be sending review units to him to try to win h...
  Jan 8, 2009 11:37 AM

  
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• New worries involve school, which wouldn't be until August. What can I say, I like to fully fret ...
  Jan 8, 2009 10:40 AM

  
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• Shit. Now Lebanon is getting involved? Well that's just great.
  Jan 8, 2009 1:36 AM

  
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• @juliaschrenkler Ha, I know her. She's not so much "on the lam" as she was apparently moving cros...
  Jan 7, 2009 6:09 AM

  
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• @freshmn Guessing that "GLBT" doesn't mean what I think it does in that context...
  Jan 6, 2009 4:31 PM

  
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