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When I woke, I was tangled in sheets and cables and Fernando Delhadillo was playing his guitar.

Jul 25, 2009 7:15 PM

I dreamed @arrinton and I were eating oregano. It felt like a Factory film. My sleep is so avant-garde.

Jul 20, 2009 6:29 PM

Why, yes, I've eaten plenty of jerk sauce in my day... #foodpr0n http://twitpic.com/azpqh

Jul 20, 2009 3:51 AM

HE: [about a stack of boxes in the corner of my apartment] is that a merzbau you have happening there? ME: OMG, you so get me.

Jul 16, 2009 8:54 AM

Pronto prontissimo son come il fulmine, sono il factotum della città. Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo, a te fortuna non mancherà!

Jul 15, 2009 12:20 AM

"Once I finish my thesis," the academic version of "once the economy recovers."

Jul 12, 2009 3:19 PM

@seaslug_of_doom, getting on the 405 north right now!

Jul 9, 2009 8:02 PM

Banking assistant: "I reversed those overdraft fees." I didn't even ask. If you use BOA, get a personal assistant. Seriously.

Jul 7, 2009 3:26 PM

@kennyhyder, congrats on winning the @Lalawag event pass for #twiistup!

Jul 7, 2009 2:21 PM

An old love added me on Facebook. I know, I've been on the web long enough to have no reason to be surprised, but somehow, I still am.

Jul 5, 2009 10:01 PM

@kngspook, "sex philosopher" works for me. I'd change my bio, but I'm a master escapologist first and foremost!

Jul 5, 2009 2:11 AM

OH: what is wrong with these people? What are they doing with their babies in the middle of Hollywood Blvd. in the middle of the night?!

Jul 3, 2009 10:48 PM

HE: it DOES look like your armpit. ME: it's not! It's my perfectly arched back and gorgeous behind! HE: well said, darling! (via @abartelby)

Jul 3, 2009 4:56 AM

Let's take back #followfriday. Let's cut the spam and give it meaning: http://tr.im/qKoR

Jul 3, 2009 4:35 AM

@theimp67, take it out right now and use your least dominant hand to draw the first thing you see that attracts you--on your screen or off.

Jul 1, 2009 6:06 AM

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