bertram_cooper @ipevo - @don_draper 's new girl said he was home sick today, but I expect him at the office for an important meeting tomorrow morning - 8/26, 4pm from web

bertram_cooper Heading home after a long day of meetings with @roger_sterling and the legal department. Things are looking up. - 8/26, 3pm from web

bertram_cooper It seems very quiet in the office today. - 8/26, 6am from web

bertram_cooper Waiting in @roger_sterling 's office for @don_draper and Duck. Decided to hear and discuss some of their new business ideas. - 8/25, 12pm from web

bertram_cooper @ipevo - Thank you! I regularly visit several art galleries to expand my horizons. - 8/22, 7am from web

bertram_cooper @BetaRish - There's no telling what the future will hold... - 8/22, 7am from web

bertram_cooper @RickWolff Ah, of course I know the undertaker. Interesting fellow, but I don't know him well. - 8/21, 5pm from web

bertram_cooper Ah, my secretary informs me that @brianwood is following me. He doesn't quite compare to Ayn Rand, but I did enjoy Channel Zero. - 8/21, 5pm from web

bertram_cooper @ScottMonty Thank you for the compliments, son. I will pass them on to Mrs. Cooper. - 8/21, 8am from web

bertram_cooper Another lovely day at the office. - 8/21, 6am from web

bertram_cooper @taykris My secretary recommends calling on her friend Andrew Warhol. She says he is showing his work at a gallery on 74th St this fall. - 8/20, 8am from web

bertram_cooper @taykris I am quite fond of the work of Katsushika Hokusai, so perhaps [ http]? - 8/20, 8am from web

bertram_cooper Wonderful question, @BetaRish. I am quite fond of our Jesus Over Rio work. I think we could have done great things for Nixon in '60 as well. - 8/20, 7am from web

bertram_cooper Thank you, @paul_kinsey. I am quite excited to receive my new art-work, but I am only expecting delivery in early September. - 8/20, 7am from web

bertram_cooper Staring at the wonderful print on my office wall. What an extraordinary piece of art it is: [ http] - 8/20, 7am from web

bertram_cooper @joan_holloway could you please send @don_draper into my office? I need to speak with him. - 8/20, 6am from web

bertram_cooper Ah... another day in the office. I love this business. - 8/20, 6am from web

bertram_cooper For those who asked, of course I do not type these myself. My secretary prints your messages and I dictate my responses to her. - 8/20, 5am from web

bertram_cooper @zanniej Thank you for your kind words. I would recommend you call Don's secretary. I understand that we're looking for young creatives. - 8/19, 5pm from web

bertram_cooper @jswo Ah! A fellow Rand fan. Please do let me know if you are ever in New York and I will introduce you to her. - 8/19, 5pm from web

bertram_cooper What an interesting web-site this Twitter is. I think Ms. Rand would approve.What better way is there to pursue one's individual happiness. - 8/19, 5pm from web

bertram_cooper @peggyolson Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand. She's a truly fascinating woman. I can't possibly recommend it enough. - 8/19, 5pm from web

bertram_cooper @peggyolson I hear you've been doing a splendid job with the lipstick writing, young lady. Kudos! I have an excellent book for you to read. - 8/19, 4pm from web