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@metacosm Technical/logistiical thing. It'll come back in 3.2.2.
- 10/12, 5pm
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Why is American cheese so hard to find in Washington state?
- 7/22, 12pm
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@pbur It’s one of those reserved-for-bars stories. Can’t blog everything. ;)
- 7/21, 12pm
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Time for pushups. What kitty thinks of as Sweaty Hot Smelly Monkey Fun Time.
- 7/19, 3pm
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I accidentally touched cat food with my finger. But I did not eated it.
- 7/14, 4pm
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Subversive cross stitch cracks me up. [ http] “Don’t Make Me Cut You”
- 7/10, 1pm
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Not flagged as private. Appears on single-item page but not on home page.
- 7/4, 10am
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Running experiment — @brentsdevdiary is where I narrate my development work. Warning: possibly very, very boring.
- 7/3, 4pm
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Need to buy smaller pants. Again. Yes, I am totally, shamelessly bragging.
- 7/3, 11am
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According to TweetPsych, I talk about myself a lot. But isn’t that the point of Twitter? What is *Brent* doing?
- 6/16, 4pm
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Sublimation: when you’re really hungry but you feed the cat.
- 6/16, 4pm
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@safesolvent Nobody could possibly be more impatient than I am. I eat, sleep, drink, breath NetNewsWire. ;)
- 6/16, 11am
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coathangr.com beta update -- use dave@coathangr.com to sign up for iPhone beta.
- 6/15, 10am
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@Brian_Collins TapLynx still uses BC as prefix for all source files. ;)
- 6/10, 4pm
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Why *write down* hotel room number -- because your iPhone may run down to zero battery. Please don't sleep in street, people.
- 6/6, 4pm
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@mzarra Laptop. Which I've been doing all my development on for like a week. Not used to it yet -- I'm not nearly as productive.
- 6/2, 9pm
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@nevenmrgan Authenticity is a sham. Everything is real. Even replicants, even Disney World, even Mac tablets.
- 6/2, 7pm
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To folks who’ve asked: using libxml2 SAX instead of CFXML. But will probably use PubSub.framework for Atom.
- 5/31, 8pm
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@cbee [ http]
- 5/31, 11am
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Created Twitter accounts for NetNewsWire: @nnw_iPhone and @nnw_Mac. Can’t do support via Twitter, but can provide news.
- 5/18, 10am
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Back from dentist -- took the usual double dose of anesthetic. Mmmmm, needles, poking, ouch.
- 4/1, 11am
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Memorizing my device id so I can recite it at parties.
- 3/31, 1pm
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@lapcat Because there are only 10 toes?
- 3/11, 12pm
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@jackbrewster Beer -- I like it. But it makes for soggy bread and crackers.
- 2/18, 4pm
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@mirthlab The forums. (Which you can open via nnw's Help menu.)
- 2/4, 2pm
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There’s a springtime atmosphere in the atmosphere.
- 2/4, 2pm
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@philippec Maybe, some day. It’s a lot of work, and I’m already extremely busy.
- 1/30, 9am
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@ejacqui I had a dream that Dick Cheney was my invention — I was trying to be ironic and funny, and it back-fired. Prefer your dream.
- 1/29, 7am
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@danielpunkass Just yesterday I typed "git init" for the first time. Ashamed to admit I liked it.
- 1/15, 8pm
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The cursing I expected -- it's the snot that surprises me. Holy cow.
- 1/15, 8pm
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It’s not right to use our advanced biotech to create supermen. Will we never learn?
- 1/14, 4pm
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At Denver airport -- glad to be finally heading home. Amazingly not tired but energized.
- 1/11, 1pm
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@foresmac Too crowded. Too slow to get drinks. Tempest better. :)
- 1/7, 7pm
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Now at Rickenbacker's. Your attendance is urgently requested.
- 1/6, 10pm
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@timbray I've had a wait-and-see attitude toward Android so far -- but every request pushes the idea a little further.
- 1/2, 4pm
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@tbridge No online tools. Simple: I record my weight in iCal every day I go for a run (which also lets me know how I often exercise).
- 1/1, 3pm
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@karlgco If you have any Mac questions, feel free to ask me.
- 1/1, 1pm
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What percentage of people would buy into a truthfully-labeled Ponzi scheme? 50%? 75%? 90%? Thinking it's high.
- 12/31, 9am
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@sophievintage They also make me think of The Handmaid’s Tale.
- 12/31, 9am
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Got Common Sense for Christmas. Now considering rebelling against England.
- 12/27, 4pm
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I have run out of espresso and I’m snowed in. I’m just going to lie down in the snow. It feels really, really warm. Wow. Night.
- 12/21, 2pm
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@rgordon0 I believe this has lasted longer. Maybe volume of snow is less, but this has been going on longer. (I think.)
- 12/21, 1pm
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Air Force One on hulu goes great with coding. All that gunfire and Gary Oldman yelling. It’s relaxing.
- 12/20, 1am
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@timhaines Usually I find it easy -- I'm a nitpicker only with myself. But today I was almost that guy everyone hates.
- 12/18, 5pm
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An Xcode thing I keep wanting to find a use for: type ls then hit ctrl-r. (Of course, it works with other commands too, not just ls.)
- 12/17, 8pm
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@luomat When I click on it, I want it to stay in its layer. As if it's replacing the Finder desktop.
- 12/14, 8pm
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@jeffporten Anchoring to the desktop layer -- you're exactly right, that's the issue.
- 12/14, 8pm
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If I don’t eat that second bowl of spaghetti, will I regret it forever? Will it plague me for the rest of my life? Probably.
- 12/8, 7pm
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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night wishing it was time to get up already. Either I love my work or I'm mad as a march hare.
- 12/8, 10am
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@RobertBlack Clay Basket! Haven't thought about that in a long time. Yep, that was right before I joined UserLand. Definitely fun times.
- 12/4, 11am
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@bobtiki Not going to make it for inauguration, sadly, but may be out another time. I’ll let you know if so.
- 12/2, 10pm
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@chockenberry Yes, except NSXMLParser is probably not using the same part that's leaking. (Could be other leaks, of course.)
- 12/2, 9pm
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Going to a play tonight. I have a thing for live performance.
- 11/29, 10am
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Multiple unexpected feline eclipses -- cat gets between me and my HappyLite. Go round the other way kitty.
- 11/21, 4pm
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Been staying up late these days, training an army of vampires. The hours are weird -- but it’s important work.
- 11/20, 10am
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“So much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.” - WCW, Original Tweeter (OT).
- 11/18, 4pm
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I can’t see or hear the name Algernon without a tear coming to my eye. Must be the geek equivalent of Old Yeller.
- 11/12, 6pm
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@tbridge Sounds delightful! But I'm just going with straight-up cold espresso.
- 11/11, 6pm
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Happy Birthday to @ccgus!
- 11/11, 8am
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@nick_harris Every era has its awful-ness. ;) (I shouldn't mention NKotB, but I just did.)
- 11/4, 1pm
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Atlanta Mac/iPhone geeks -- Thurs. night dinner -- dm me for details.
- 10/29, 8am
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@dwiskus I'm around Thurs. night too. I'll email you details.
- 10/22, 3pm
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@dmoren But you did once lead me, @chockenberry, and @gregtitus on a loooooong walk.
- 10/21, 8pm
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Stop getting political calls: [ http]
- 10/17, 9am
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One thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on: any remaining undecided voters might be, at this point, crazy.
- 10/16, 9am
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Marking a bunch of stuff as "won't implement." (Don't worry -- not your requests. The wacky ones.)
- 10/14, 9pm
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I picture the squids driving many-tentacled tanks and the crows flying jet-black jet fighters as they battle for Earth domination.
- 10/3, 7pm
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After all this time, just wrote my first Dashboard widget. (Just playing. Not something I plan to release.)
- 10/2, 8pm
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Now up to 286 people on the iPhoneDev mailing list.
- 10/2, 10am
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1-pack abs doesn't mean 1/6th the size.
- 10/2, 10am
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@liscio Congrats! Very cool.
- 10/1, 1pm
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Bush didn’t mention App Store even once. Disappointed!
- 9/24, 7pm
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Thanks to @jsnell and @dmoren for the articles today -- much appreciated. Good job.
- 9/24, 4pm
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Can we all finally admit that soup is just a way of cheating people out of dinner?
- 9/23, 4pm
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@PBones Best name in baseball is, of course, Milton Bradley.
- 9/22, 6pm
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Er, no. Biilly Bragg station plays slow boring stuff that isn't Billy Bragg that makes me want to kill someone. Antidote: Shonen Knife.
- 9/17, 3pm
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Re-watched "The Galileo Seven" the other day. Obama is Spock.
- 9/15, 1pm
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Tabasco-flavored Slim Jims are a thing of beauty.
- 9/12, 12am
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Just successfully used a printer all by myself with no help. Am ridiculously proud.
- 9/9, 7pm
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@bobtiki There wasn't. It was just me.
- 9/9, 3am
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Back at work -- but wanted to thank Wolf and folks again for putting on a great C4. Thanks!
- 9/8, 10am
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Happy to be me. Hitting the hay. Thanks to all the late-night C4-ers!
- 9/7, 3am
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Glad the TSA doesn’t read my tweets.
- 9/5, 5am
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Awake. Heading to airport in about an hour. C4!
- 9/5, 5am
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Working on C4 talk -- the "we make it up in volume" talk.
- 9/1, 11am
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@Bradandthebrain You had that dream too? Oh, this can't be a good sign.
- 9/1, 11am
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@gadget14 Probably just because it’s black. It’s hardly pilgrim-like. (I pity any man who doesn’t understand the little black dress.)
- 8/30, 5pm
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@gadget14 ;) I haven't actually watched yet -- was out last night. Plan to watch this afternoon.
- 8/29, 11am
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@leebennett I have no suggestion other than unsubscribing and re-subscribing. Wish I had a faster way, but I don't.
- 8/28, 10am
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@majah Well, I wore those glasses long after they went out of style. ;)
- 8/27, 9pm
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@nick_harris Hanging out with the drunks again, I see. Why am I not surprised?
- 8/27, 9pm
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Maybe fixed the bug some people were seeing with iPhone clippings not making it to online. Couldn't reproduce it, but new system is better.
- 8/27, 12pm
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@danielpunkass Don't forget Huckabee -- he's amazing. (But I would never, ever vote for him.)
- 8/26, 10pm
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@gadget14 Oh, no doubt. ;) But there's something to be said for her iconic look, no matter how odd -- it's so *her.* Unmistakably Hillary.
- 8/26, 9pm
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The smaller the inbox gets, the harder each email gets. The last dozen actually require thought. It’s inhumane.
- 8/26, 9am
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