cabel Hay guys I promise this tweet won't be about the new baby. So any reccomendations of awesome things to do at 4:35 AM? - 7/10, 4am from Birdfeed

cabel "After the birth, Social Security is given a computer tape used to issue your baby a Social Security Card." A.. computer tape? Reel-to-reel? - 7/8, 7pm from web

cabel @jsnell You're totally right. And! "An 'Ogg' is a tactical maneuver from the network game 'Netrek'"! AWESOM:( — [ http] - 7/2, 9pm from web

cabel @wooliegeek Dude, I think it /did/ have Montana plates! It didn't have Oregon or Washington plates, anyway. Lucky guess? :) - 7/1, 7pm from web

cabel @drance Huge congratulations, and best of luck. Keep me posted with your progress! :) - 7/1, 11am from web

cabel From the Atlantic City boardwalk, selling The Amazing Washmatic from his minivan in the 70s, to Discovery's "Pitchmen" — I liked Billy Mays. - 6/28, 10am from web

cabel This HP Photosmart Premium's Mac software actually isn't bad, and easily let me scan wirelessly over the network. Next stop: CATDOGOPALYPSE - 6/27, 6pm from web

cabel Animatronic Luxo Jr.? Yes. [ http] (I love these kinds of 'plusses' at Disney parks lately. Not a money maker, just fun.) - 6/27, 12pm from web

cabel The most amazing "New!" thing I've picked up yet: Joby Sasser, born 11:32 PM. He is awesome. Nicole was awesome. New life! Let's go! - 6/25, 11am from Twitterrific

cabel @tzuker @gedeon You guys gotta give me the rundown on what's wrong with the tons of existing Quicken competitors, Mint, etc.! ;) - 6/21, 10am from web

cabel Real Coda mail: "You know those whatever you call them under the 'Local' tab? I thought they were links or something. So I deleted them." :( - 6/18, 2pm from web

cabel Mac mini freezing. NVDA(OpenGL) core dumps. Apple support says: zap your PRAM! Also wear flannel, and stop, because it's hammer time. - 6/18, 9am from web

cabel Quietly ranting (aliens/sodomy) crazy bus guy brilliantly wearing a cellphone earpiece/mic combo, faking sanity. But... not plugged in. - 6/10, 2pm from Twitterrific

cabel Is it cheaper to cancel, pay the early termination fee (~$175), and sign up with a 3GS? Scarily, it appears so. (@stevenf's idea.) AT&:( - 6/8, 2pm from web

cabel Michael @mandiberg asks a dozen Chinese factory painters to paint the iconic Tiananmen Square photo: [ http] - 6/3, 9am from web

cabel I've been told there WAS hilarious deathbed comedy in Shrek 3. I know Shrek isn't the place for gravitas, but man. Other studios: be bolder! - 5/30, 8pm from web

cabel @hansv_com I totally expected someone to tell me to stop filming, so I kept it on the down-low. :) I'll say Hi next time I'm in! - 5/29, 12pm from web

cabel Panic セール日本語字幕版!! Thanks for the panicformercial Japanese subtitles, @noby829! Even better. [ http] - 5/28, 11am from web

cabel @tewha We're not joking when we say we're busy working on new things for later this year. :) - 5/27, 12pm from web

cabel @kevhamm Mostly just the "Do you want to save:" dialog with "Cancel", "Save As...". "No", and "Yes" choices. HIG 101! :) - 5/26, 2pm from web

cabel @theupstate Wow. Amazing. ON THE LOOK OUT. Also: STRAWBERRIED?!? - 5/26, 1pm from web

cabel Music Millennium clerk: "Can I help you find anything?" Freakishly huge-muscled bodybuilder: "Hell yes! The soundtrack to Mortal Kombat!" - 5/15, 12pm from web

cabel I wrote four jokes about this breastfeeding class but didn't want to milk the topic! WOKKA WOKKA! ...whaddaya mean I'm fired, Kermit/Nicole? - 5/12, 7pm from Twitterrific

cabel Phones trying to be the iPhone prove conclusively that you can't just add a elliptical highlight and a reflection to a turd. #lunchjokes - 5/12, 12pm from web

cabel Shouted in a ESPN boardroom somewhere in America: "DO WE OWN THE RIGHTS TO THESE UNICORNS?" - 4/27, 4pm from web

cabel Some notes from dinner with Jessie/Majah/Wil: 1. Voicemail. 2. M.U.L.E. 3. Jumpy king+snakes+dollarsigns. 4. Rick Roe. 5. Whorehouse Tycoon. - 4/20, 3pm from web

cabel @synthesezia coda@panic.com is your best bet! - 4/19, 9pm from web

cabel If you had told kid-me that I would enjoy mowing lawns when I grew up, I would have said: "Cool... is that for the arcade, or Commodore 64?" - 4/19, 8pm from web

cabel Ultimate #ripoffexpress ? A designer who rips logos, then claims the ORIGINALS were ripped-off from HIM when called out? [ http] - 4/8, 11am from web

cabel The best thing I've read all week: Peter Arnell, genius or fraud? [ http] (Thanks @jsnell !) - 4/2, 9pm from Tweetie

cabel @mantia Don't make me do my Louie Mantia impersonation on Twitter. You think the server's been overloaded before? ;) - 4/2, 5pm from web

cabel Also: the (warning: mature/red-band) Bruno trailer has arrived. May God help us all. [ http] - 4/2, 4pm from web

cabel @danielpunkass We spoke to Get Satisfaction about that frustration. Now they have a "banner" feature that helps a lot: [ http] - 3/31, 1pm from web

cabel Yep! We finally grabbed some Wang's In The Desert! Great food, but expen... OH MY GOD you guys I just realized the name sounds really dirty! - 3/30, 1pm from web

cabel @PatC Likewise. 3.0 is a massive battery smasher. Thought it was the mysterious "Find My iPhone" option (i.e. "Vigilante Justice"), wasn't. - 3/30, 12am from web

cabel Palm Springs people (?): researching local restaurants. How do you feel about Wang's In The Desert? - 3/27, 3pm from Tweetie

cabel Today's find: Pepsi Natural. Thanks for the tip, @coraliecosgrove (who isn't on Twitter)! [ http] - 3/26, 1pm from web

cabel @newformula Uhh.. you won't believe why your message was lost in our system, but I'll e-mail you ASAP. :) - 3/19, 11am from web

cabel MEW MEW PURRRIRIR MEWMEW MEWL BURRRRRRREOW. M.. MEW. Oops, sorry guys, my cat was on my keyboard. - 3/13, 3pm from web

cabel OK, who's the Apple engineer in the SkankPhone icon? (From iPhone prototype, via MacRumors thread) [ http] [ http] - 3/11, 11am from web

cabel @turtlejp Smart man. I've totally borked my knees a couple of times by running too much! - 3/10, 11pm from web

cabel @distress_signal Just noticed that. Maybe they changed -webkit-box-shadow? Or my browser detect is horked... I'll investigate. - 3/10, 12am from web

cabel Another call from IPA sales. Remember my hot tip: just say the words "underage prostitute" and the pitch abruptly stops. [ http] - 3/5, 3pm from web

cabel @crazzyford True, and awesome, but it's a lot harder, and more awesome, mixing random videos from a bunch of random people. :) - 3/4, 11am from web

cabel Also, I'm back from a weekend (!) in Nagoya. Kenichi's Wedding, yay! Also, miso katsu, miso ramen, and miso.. ice cream? Photos forthcoming. - 3/2, 11am from web

cabel @arnoldkim Free idea: start an online betting site, "Real or Fake". Photoshop "experts" put money where their mouth is. Commission = $$$ :) - 2/20, 7pm from web

cabel @vmware Sincere thanks for providing an alternate download without McAfee VirusScan. I may not be "IT Staff", but that's the one I want! :) - 2/17, 11am from web

cabel http://www.flashtemplatestore.com/preview/300110169 contains many surprises. #ripoffexpress - 2/16, 2pm from web

cabel I understand you want people to visit your restaurant, but I just.. I just don't know about this.. [ http] - 2/12, 2pm from web

cabel Let's be honest: even if a button is labelled "Don't Click - Turns Off Random Life Support Machine", I'm still going to click it. - 2/12, 9am from web

cabel Just in case you haven't seen the Pepsi Branding Document yet: [ http] - it is not a joke. Page 19 is stunningly hilarious. - 2/10, 2pm from web

cabel Giant thanks to everyone who came to the Panic party. What a killer crew - we are lucky! Everyone else: I will write up the new office soon! - 2/7, 1am from web

cabel Thanks to Twitter, I can know for a fact that only @Cocoia and I are awake right now. (Except you, the other guy who's awake.) On MAX to PDX - 1/31, 7am from Tweetie

cabel There is now a sushi conveyor belt in my Fred Meyer store. One block away++ - 1/30, 9pm from Tweetie

cabel @alexpalex Beautiful, but no chance. Those days are over. Steve once ordered "Mexinuggets" and they helpfully corrected: "Fiesta Potatoes?" - 1/23, 2pm from web

cabel Extremely interested in [ http] -- a really fantastic idea. Time to give it a whirl. - 1/21, 12pm from web

cabel @tiglu No spam. It's all awesomely filtered before it gets to our server by MX Logic. (Love them! Terrible Windowsian web interface though.) - 1/21, 11am from web

cabel Final 2008 Cabel E-Mail (aka e-wang) Stats (not including spam, mailing lists, etc.): 10,785 incoming, 5,960 sent. You? - 1/21, 11am from web

cabel Here's a podcast theme song (demo) at the request of @jessieshmessie! (I'm now fond of the term "Shipley Train".) [ http] - 1/19, 11am from web

cabel 2009 Awards, Best Store-Bought Tortilla Chips: Juanita's! From Hood River, Oregon. [ http] - 1/16, 10am from web

cabel @drikin I am already back in Portland. It was a really short trip! - 1/7, 8pm from web

cabel If you use iWeb '09 and publish your site to an FTP/SFTP server, think of us! :) [ http] - 1/6, 1pm from web

cabel Gizmodo: "Great news! We published a lie! Bububut.. look at these other guys! Like Apple! Not us!" Also: did @kevinrose buy back his stock? - 1/5, 10am from web

cabel @nickpapa Well executed turn-around. Little did you know have a DOOSHBG vanity plate on my car, making your postulation 100% true. (False.) - 12/30, 2pm from web

cabel @jayd Coda works great with dynamic pages -- I use it for that all the time. One helpful article: [ http] - 12/30, 1pm from web

cabel Listening to hip-hop on the radio and.. wait, is that the high score tune from Galaga?!? [ http] - 12/29, 12pm from web

cabel Meanest retail psyops: theatre keeping drink and popcprn sizes behind the counter, showing only when asked. I want to see that spreadsheet - 12/22, 5pm from NatsuLiphone

cabel @hotdogsladies And that's AFTER the revision! "It may be your last / Next year we may all be living in the past." [ http] - 12/17, 2pm from web

cabel @LanceUlanoff I think it's a too early to be worried -- it could be he just really hates Macworld. Look forward to the stock drop, though! - 12/16, 2pm from web

cabel Say what you will about Macworld 2009, but I, for one, look forward to a SCHILLERNOTE!! - 12/16, 1pm from web

cabel Note that this was before there were nutritional labels. As if reading Consumer Reports at a young age didn't make me enough of an old man. - 12/15, 8pm from web

cabel @daveymcgav When you only get 1 inch of snow all year, you freak out about that inch! Also: there's another native Portlander besides me? ;) - 12/14, 11am from web

cabel @ericfruits They wanted to send a guy over ASAP for "5 minutes of my time" to talk about our business. One cliffhanger: [ http] - 12/11, 3pm from web

cabel @ericfruits Got sketchy call from IPA ipa-c.com -- scam town! They've sued critical sites, but 1104 comments here: [ http] - 12/11, 3pm from web

cabel I bought "Jennies Macaroons" only because the package was funny. And warped from 1983. Turns out they're delicious. [ http] - 12/9, 12pm from web

cabel That Amazing Race finale pit-stop at the food carts: totally our favorite new office place to get lunch. (But who calls them "cart pods"?!) - 12/8, 11am from web

cabel For those who care: Coda 1.6.1 now up. Lots of bug fixes bring increased stability and marginal excitement. -Confucius - 12/4, 4pm from web

cabel @crackhead (Also, send me e-mail with some info/screenshots about your syntax color thing. We'd love to see it.) - 12/3, 6pm from web

cabel @pixelmatrix You know it's changed twice, right? :) Before my time, "White Satin Sugar". When I was a kid, it was "White Stag". - 12/2, 1pm from web

cabel @guywithabike Oh yeah. Also known as the instant Rip-Off Express content generator. ;) - 11/26, 4pm from web

cabel @Ihnatko On the plus side, it was thoughtful of them to show us the whole movie from start to finish. PAINTER OF LIGHT! - 11/15, 12pm from web

cabel @anthonyshort Sounds amazing. Send us an e-mail when it's ready! - 11/12, 3pm from web

cabel @skatterbean View > Hide Invisible Files? (Been there for a while, so maybe it's not working for you?) - 11/12, 11am from web

cabel @macsky Unlock Coda here!! [ http] -- LOL DID U SEE WHAT I DID HILARIOUS - 11/12, 10am from web

cabel @drikin Thank you! :) Please, build some plug-ins! :) - 11/11, 7pm from web

cabel @mmunz Great catch! Fixed! Give it a re-download... ;) - 11/11, 6pm from web

cabel @peymojo It should not spell check your code. (Obviously.) Please send me e-mail with more info, screen shot, etc.! (Using 10.5?) - 11/11, 4pm from web

cabel Man, now Awesome Intern Davey™ made fresh-baked cookies? This office is going to make me fat. - 11/11, 4pm from web

cabel Just busted out the reserve fireworks -- including FOD (Fireworks On Demand). - 11/4, 8pm from web

cabel He writes Unison. He wins Puzzllotto. He builds boats. Is there anything @davehayden can't do? - 10/31, 12pm from web

cabel @timmeh Make sure your image path has a slash in it somewhere. I.e., you could use "./name.jpg" to fix it. (It's a bug.) - 10/30, 10am from web

cabel Don't like where this one is headed — [ http] — especially when the guy who bid the job needs help himself! — [ http] - 10/25, 1am from web

cabel @shauninman (Of course, Mother 1 for NES is available in English -- it was fully localized but never released -- and, of course, Earthbound) - 10/17, 3pm from web

cabel @les Holy balls, [ http] is amazing -- and smells like the work of Robert Popper!! Is it? Must know more! :) - 10/10, 9pm from web

cabel @cabel It's "Screen Sharing". Enable that, and nobody gets Control-ESC. Wh-wh-why... - 10/6, 5pm from web

cabel @arclite That website calls out one camera in the hinge, and another on the outside...? - 10/2, 12am from web

cabel @louiemantia I KNEW - 10/1, 1pm from web

cabel Also, is that Verdana on the "NDA lifted" page? Subtle Microsoft dig, or web intern? :) - 10/1, 8am from web

cabel @vmwarefusion And that's the thing: if you provided a choice ("Choose from these three great anti-virus options!"), it'd be 98% better. - 9/22, 8pm from web

cabel @vmwarefusion Ask users: want an anti-virus solution that's free with no support, or one that's $39/yr with support? I bet know the answer. - 9/22, 8pm from web

cabel @vmwarefusion As in, "Non-technical users might need an ISP! So let's install a free 30-day hard-to-cancel trial of AOL for them! Free!" ;) - 9/19, 5pm from web

cabel @vmwarefusion Helping users is good! But I'd argue that every piece of adware dumped on a new PC was once justified as "helping the user". - 9/19, 5pm from web

cabel Microsoftenfreude. - 9/17, 4pm from web

cabel At its worst, Twitter is like getting just the comments on a blog post -- without seeing the post itself. I might need a Twitcation! :) - 9/12, 5pm from web

cabel Panic Fact from Steve: 10 years ago today, Transit 1.0 shipped. Wow. That's a crazy ten years! Happy FTP Birthday, Trans(m)it! - 9/8, 3pm from web

Just signed up for my Dipity account.

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cabel Chrome: pretty awesome. And my prediction of the address bar becoming a search bar came true. Safari's web inspector built in = surprising. - 9/2, 1pm from web

cabel Just clocked a solid 172 WPM on Typeracer. I love typing! Except my hands are now shaking and/or sweaty. - 8/29, 5pm from web

cabel @arlo @gedeon Safe to say there's only one Cabel Sasser. ^_^ LOL. Throw the "Maxfield" in the middle and I'm a worldwide lock, I think. - 8/28, 2pm from web

cabel @gedeon It's the work of these guys -- [ http] -- but I don't see any mention of Android... - 8/28, 2pm from web

cabel @luomat No worky! No-can-DM! :) It must require mutual follow? [ http] - 8/27, 5pm from web

cabel @kbaxter Send me an e-mail! - 8/26, 2pm from web

cabel @jcontonio Me too! - 8/26, 1pm from web

cabel @kaiuhl Highly doubtful! ;) - 8/26, 1pm from web

cabel @anner Send me an e-mail, we'll dig in - 8/26, 1pm from web

cabel Today we invented USB capable smoke detectors that can play customized "burn tones". Panic is a virtual think (septic) tank. - 8/25, 1pm from web

cabel Time to refresh the Panic PR list! If you run a website/blog and actually want news of new Panic things, e-mail me the best contact address? - 8/21, 3pm from web

cabel For the record, FancyZoom is bipartisan: John McCain uses it, but so does Obama's t-shirt store. [ http] - 8/20, 2pm from web

cabel Dear Alanis Morissette: every time I sync my iPhone, MDCrashReportTool crashes. Best, Cabel. - 8/19, 1am from web

cabel "I'm gonna go drop the Huttlets off at the pool." -Derek Yu - 8/15, 4pm from web

cabel Imitation is the sincerest form of suckery. - 8/14, 10am from web

cabel @annobee Taco John's! Hopefully you got the "Apple Grande" for dessert? FRIED TORTILLA, APPLE FILLING, AND... CHEESE! And cinnamon candy. - 8/11, 11am from web

cabel LAZYTW[I]T: Does anyone have a clean, alpha w/shadow .png of the standard Mac mouse pointer? (HIServices.framework/cursordata = encoded ^_^) - 8/5, 4pm from web

cabel Also breaking: chief Mobile Me manager now rumored to be the VP of All Future Hypercard Updates. - 8/4, 6pm from web

cabel @chockenberry Also classic Rick Butts, and the best/worst tweet ever: [ http] - 8/4, 2pm from web

cabel @chockenberry "Classic Rick Butts!" - 8/4, 2pm from web

cabel The 30 stitches weren't great, but it's really awesome being J. Walter Weatherman. - 8/4, 11am from web

cabel Wife randomly met my H.S. gym teacher. Confirmed: to this day, kids get the cautionary tale of Cabel being hit in the head with a golf club. - 8/4, 11am from web

cabel @rocknorris That came out of the 512 x 512 re-draw, and I don't believe is in any shipping Transmit icon. (Yet? :)) - 7/30, 1pm from web

cabel @ifcorey How much do I owe you and/or WGHP for the fantastic zoom-in on the Panic logo? Totally awesome. :) - 7/30, 1pm from web

cabel Kid to friend on the street: "When I grow up, I'm going to be drunk all the damn time." - 7/25, 4pm from web

cabel @stevenf @gruber Beavers Vs. Yankees! Catch the fever at PGE Park! That would be an amazing, and painful, thing to witness. - 7/24, 11am from web

cabel F*CKING NDA = old and tired. NDA F*CKING = hot hot hot! Pics coming soon, right Craig? - 7/23, 1pm from web

cabel @bmf Any easy way to jump to a "replied to" @message? I always want to see what dudes are responding to... - 7/17, 8pm from Twinkle

cabel @verso I totally was. It was my Once-o'-Year Filet-o'-Fish. ;) - 7/14, 2pm from web

cabel Will's Challenge: open a new iPhone note, and try to type "Firefox". I bet you $20 you type Firefix! Go on, keep trying, sucker! :) - 7/14, 2pm from web

cabel New Wii MotionPlus enables true 1:1 motion tracking? [ http] Very interesting! Prepare the lightsaber game(s) - 7/14, 11am from web

cabel @louiemantia Actually, I think Alarm Free has become my favorite iPhone app. YOU THROW YOUR IPHONE AND THE ALARM GOES OFF! - 7/10, 1pm from web

cabel Separating wheat/chaff. This isn't going to scale well, is it? - 7/10, 2am from web

cabel I got a fresh CandyBar plist all ready to go for a (possible) new iDisk icon, but I'm afraid sleep need = 100%. Update ya in the mornin'! - 7/10, 1am from web

cabel Say what you will to me: Captain Rainbow will be the Wii Game of the Century. (Is it from Skip? Is that Birdo from SMB2?!) [ http] - 7/9, 11am from web

cabel @buzz @stevenf : @chockenberry might not have invented [redacted], but he says it the LOUDEST! :) (His first? [ http] ) - 7/7, 5pm from web

cabel Roof deck: approved. "[It] will increase the human activity and interest on this previously inactive surface." Word! [ http] - 7/7, 5pm from web

cabel Chris Thrash is an (animatronic programming) god among men. Best thing you'll see all week: [ http] - 7/3, 3pm from web

cabel TrueTrivia: Disney gift shops consistently refer to shot glasses as "toothpick holders". [ http] - 7/1, 9am from web

cabel @lonelysandwich What? In these uncertain and/or troubled times? Now we need now more than ever more than ever! - 6/30, 11pm from web

cabel Overheard: "I'm really into classical music! Sometimes old music dudes are like, dang, you know more about Led Zepplin than I do!" - 6/29, 9pm from mobile web

cabel From Les: more of the future! Which is a lens reflecting a LCD screen! At Fred Meyer today! [ http] - 6/27, 2pm from web

cabel The future, in an animated gif: [ http] - 6/27, 12pm from web