chockenberry @markonen And the guys who discovered the authentication vulnerability run a company that provides an authentication solution. I'm dubious… - 11/6, 7am from Twitterrific

chockenberry This is the kind of weather that causes California to spontaneously combust. - 10/26, 7pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry @commanda THAT WAS THE HILITE OF MY DAY TOOTS - 10/26, 7pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry It looks like the new Apple tablet is only for people with physical deformities: [ http] - 7/23, 8am from Twitterrific

chockenberry "...the App Store has taken its place alongside YouTube, where poor taste is the defining metric..." [ http] (via @buzz @mike9r) - 7/22, 8am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @dmoren CALL ME CHOCKY - 7/8, 7am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @desaulniers You didn't break anything. Apple broke table selections in the 3.0 firmware (for 2.2 apps.) It's fixed and ready for beta. - 7/2, 9am from Twitterrific

chockenberry Is there anything Greg Parker doesn't know about the Objective-C runtime? $r0-$r2 are your friends [ http] (Thanks to @cbarrett) - 6/24, 1pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry ONE FLEW OVER THE CHOCK LOCK #BESTFRICKENFILMTITLEEVER - 6/17, 9pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry @aweekes It's not about competition, it's about camaraderie. If you don't understand, you're not going to be a very successful developer. - 6/13, 2pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry @tobyjoe To be honest, I don't think video adds much value to most conversations (text and audio rules.) It's valuable augmentation, though. - 6/5, 9am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @macguitar YOU SIR NEED A LAX-ITIVE - 6/4, 11am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @tjw THATS MY BEST PICKUP LINE - WANT TO SEE MY THIRD PINKY LOBE - 6/3, 10am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @uliwitness The only benefit would be to get some of those future compiler optimizations that @bbum is talking about. Hard to justify… - 6/2, 9am from web

chockenberry C O M M A N D A W I N S O V E R S M U G - 5/28, 10am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @jsnell Tuesday [ http] AND YES THE MAN IN THE PICTURE IS VERY HANDSOME - 5/28, 10am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @majah ASK THE MOVERS IF THEY WANT TO DO SHOTS - 5/26, 10am from Twitterrific

chockenberry @ctp Exactly. Alpha isn't a search engine - it's an information engine. - 5/15, 9pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry I thought a couple of shots of liquid nitrogen to the face would be the most painful part of this day. I was wrong. - 5/13, 4pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry @nevali Have you used 64-bit integers on the iPhone? I haven't, and don't presume to know how it will affect any part of the system. - 5/13, 2pm from Twitterrific

chockenberry @siracusa @jsnell We're going to do a new theme called "Hypercritical" to make you two happy :-) - 5/7, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @reneritchie YES WE TRY TO TEACH THE KIDS YOUNG ABOUT THE VALUE OF CHOCK EVEN ONES ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE EQUATER - 5/1, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry @atebits I DONT REMEMBER GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY LIKENESS IN YOUR PROMOTIONS THAT RINGING SOUND IS MY LAWYERS - 4/30, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry And much of the code doesn't need to be running on the iPhone: it will be just fine for desktop use :-) - 4/30, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @joehewitt Wow. Glad I have most of the instances in my theme model so it should be pretty easy to fix. Thanks! - 4/15, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @joehewitt How do you turn on gzip? Header key/value? - 4/1, 6am from twitterrific

chockenberry @neilinglis Banks will always be able to get refunds: via chargebacks and other fraud remedies. The point is that it's hard for consumer. - 3/26, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry @Cocoia I never got it. Send it to my first name at iconfactory.com. - 3/18, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry @pixel Where does it have that warning? - 3/18, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @kickingbear I've found that the data that you load into those views is the real bottleneck (e.g. SQLite queries, loading plists, etc.) - 3/16, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @nevenmrgan Add me to the 11.91% group. Easily the strongest brand. - 3/12, 3pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @justinflood Funny how the invite says "iPhone OS". Do you think they're going to call a netbook or whatever an "iPhone"? No. - 3/12, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @cdespinosa The "symbolizecrashlog" script does less than symbolicatecrash: eg. no Spotlight lookup. I don't understand why I should use it - 3/7, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @dasgenie I TAKE IT ALL BACK THESE LINKS ARE FRICKEN AWESOME BUT NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I WILL HAVE TO STAB YOU IN THE EAR - 3/6, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @P33dS That all depends on the version you're using. The version on my phone kicks everyone's ass… - 2/25, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @Arlo Link? I've seen stats like this before but they are based on an unreliable sample set... - 2/20, 6am from twitterrific

chockenberry AND YOUVE GOT TO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH FIRST TO - 2/19, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry @jsnell DONT WORRY YOU WILL LOOSE ALL THEM NEW FOLLOWERS WHEN YOU PULL OUT THE CHOCK LOCK BUT THATS OK BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK - 2/2, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry I'm seriously considering a "RT" filter option for future versions of our products: [ http] - 1/30, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @liscio Apple is probably working on lessons by Alanis Morrissette and Geddy Lee. - 1/30, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry And we have another winner: @jetskier79 points out tableView:shouldIndentWhileEditingRowAtIndexPath: delegate method to disable indent. - 1/29, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry USING THE CHOCK LOCK WITH ABANDON #TWITTERDEFINED DUH - 1/26, 8pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @gruber Simple things like progress indication aren't possible in UIWebView. Neither are things like better cache/page management. - 1/26, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @gruber Third-party web browsers on the iPhone will never be interesting until Apple allows low-level access to WebKit. - 1/26, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry RT @MOLTZART RT @PBONES DOOSHBAG TIP #001 TWEET THIS WAY - HTTP://TR.IM/CSX9 (SEE WHAT I DID THEIR) (VIA CHOCKLOCK) - 1/26, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry @danbenjamin And all this time I've been calling myself localhost. - 1/24, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry MASSAGING MY AVATER LIKE I MASSAGE @GRUBERS AND @HOTDOGS AND @BARICKS HEADS - 1/23, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry I ADDED SOME FLAIR TO MY AVATER TO THAT SHOULD HELP ME WIN ON FAVRD - 1/22, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry The problem with App Cubby donation experiment: the payment mechanisms are disconnected. iTunes buyer doesn't see donation. Hope I'm wrong. - 1/22, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry DONT TELL @GRUBER BUT MERLIN HAS LUXIOURUS HAIR AND IF THIS AVATER DOESNT GET ME ON FAVRD I WILL QUIT TWITTER AND CHOCKLOCK ON WINDOWS - 1/21, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry The new whitehouse.gov site reads like a business plan for our nation. Which is exactly what we need. - 1/21, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry Bikinis in January. Can't argue with that. - 1/18, 4pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @alexbrooks From a business point-of-view, that's stupid. Go buy a new Mac Pro and Cinema Display and tell me how it works out for you… - 1/18, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry @atebits IM SORRY BUT YOUR PEE IS BROKEN BUDDY I TURNED ON THE SWITCH AND IT DIDNT MAKE MY TWEETS IN CHOCK LOCK FAIL - 1/16, 7am from twitterrific

chockenberry @wisequark Or you can build Lights Off yourself: [ http] - 1/15, 10pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @blakeseely Thanks for the info. I'll try to keep @schwa in the dark. - 1/15, 3pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @seiz DUDE TURN YOUR LAPTOP OVER IM RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG - 1/9, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry LIVE CHOCK LOCKING WITH @JSNEEL IN ROOM 134 AT MACWORLD BE THERE OR BE SQUARE YEAH - 1/9, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry @artissoft what is the name & address of the steak house we ate at in SF? - 1/8, 6pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @sebastianmarkow you're not the first person to ask - we might do a limited run of shirts to sell. - 1/7, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry Same to you. - 12/31, 11pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @McCarron No, I didn't know that. Thanks! It's almost enough to get me to go to the mall today :-) - 12/24, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry @PolarBearFarm What's the default permissions bitmask? - 12/21, 9pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @danielpunkass @brentsimmons Me, about the same time (late 70's) [ http] - 12/16, 9pm from twitterrific

chockenberry I should be reveling in my Internet famousness by being on the CNN front page. Instead, I'm dicking around with MySQL configuration. - 12/10, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry Jesus, Digg is filled with a bunch of idiots: [ http] - 12/9, 10pm from twitterrific

chockenberry If you've ever wondered about the attention to detail that goes into one of our own icons, read this: [ http] - 12/8, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @wisequark dont worry i will shame nick cooker pubicly at chocklock.com - 12/8, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry iTunes Connect is now totally offline. Hope that's a good sign... - 12/5, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry This tweet bot would have a field day with BBEdit release notes: [ http] - 12/4, 3pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @PBones Congrats! - 12/3, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @rentzsch Will be thinking good thoughts for you and your dad. I went through the same thing 10 years ago—it's hell, but can turn out well. - 12/3, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @AmyJane I thought your husband was funny too until he started up with all that Shaq Loq crap. - 12/2, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @AmyJane @gruber One of you wants more stars on a website. The other launches a new website with a big ass star. Do you ever talk? - 12/2, 6pm from twitterrific

chockenberry how many wpm can shack do i bet i could kick his ass loq or not - 12/1, 6am from twitterrific

chockenberry @fraserspeirs @buzz Working on App Store economics essay for furbo. Even with traditional sell/support it's really hard to recoup dev costs… - 11/30, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry "Wipe it off when you're done." Words to live by. - 11/28, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry What would I do without @danbenjamin reminding me that Mail screws up long URLs? - 11/25, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @ahruman I don't know if ICU works with Unicode ranges—the filter is explained in Read Me. - 11/25, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry @blakeseely Music play through is on our TODO list. Not an easy thing to do, from what I understand. - 11/21, 8pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @mikeysan I have now. - 11/21, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry I'm installing updates and can't test this right now: does Safari 2.2 do the right thing with itunes.apple.com/WebObjects links? - 11/21, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @MichaelJohnston NO NEED I HAVE THE KEYS TO YOUR HOUSE - 11/21, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry Excel just informed me that there's "Not enough memory." Guess they haven't heard of that virtual kind. - 11/21, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry @PBones ALL MY TWEETS ARE SUPER TWEETS WHATS YOUR PROBLEM - 11/21, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry Heard a story on NPR this morning about orchestras having financial problems. Here's a fix: [ http] (via @mikeysan) - 11/21, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry @PBones No match for "BONUSSUPERTWITTER.COM". - 11/21, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry DO THIS AND I PROMISE IT WILL MAKE YOUR HARD DRIVE SPIN FASTER [ http] BUT BILL HAS A PRETTY WIMPY HOME FOLDER NAME - 11/21, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry @cabel "★ Santa's gonna find out who's been naughty and nice." - 11/20, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @danwood ITS LIKE A TRAIN WRECK YOU CANT HELP BUT TO WATCH IT - 11/19, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry AND I INTERRUPTEED MY VERY IMPORTANT LUNCH FOR YOU ALL TO SEE ME IN THAT SHIRT DONT BELIEVE ME LOOK AT THE PIECE OF APPLE ON THE TEST TUBES - 11/18, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @buzz Here's my current approach: [ http] (which is a hack) - 11/18, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry Pretty cool to see Vasquez Rocks in the new Star Trek trailer: [ http] and [ http] - 11/17, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry Go to [ http] in Mobile Safari and tap links—that didn't used to happen and I can figure out what has changed… - 11/14, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @danfrakes ANOTHER CASE WHERE THE USE OF THE CHOCK LOCK SOLVES ALL YOUR PROBLEMS EVEN BETTER THAN BAINARY OOlllOlO OOlOllOl OOlOlOOl - 11/13, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry @jsnell Panic Sans is derived from Vera Sans. They cleaned up punctuation and some other readability tweaks [ http] - 11/13, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry The Domains tab under Referrers in Mint seems to indicate that I should rename my web log as Daring Whoreball. - 11/12, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @drunknbass Things may be different in the 2.2 beta: I'm using 2.1 with Xcode 3.1.1. - 11/12, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @AmyJane Just pretend you're in another time zone. Europe's always handy, Mademoiselle. - 11/9, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry I don't buy the "McCain would be offended by spending on clothes" report. Haven't you noticed Cindy's wardrobe? - 11/5, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE CODE WORD FOR THIS PROJECT IS MORT DE RIRE WHICH MEANS DEATH BY RADIATION IM NOT KIDDING THIS IS DANGER - 10/16, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @siegel Excellent considering the abundance of great cheese, food, wine and company. - 10/15, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry @jsnell IM UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED YOU SHOULD TRY IT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT - 10/8, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @stroughtonsmith How do you adjust signing weights? Never heard of this... - 10/8, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @stevenf I am a tiller: [ http] - 10/7, 8pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @zargap SHIFT HAPPENS - 10/7, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @janeylicious Yep, @steveofmaine got me off my ass and helped me improve things. - 10/7, 3pm from twitterrific

chockenberry AND THESE POSERS ARENT EVEN NEAR A COMPUTER [ http] MR HILTY AND BOSCH CREW YOU SUCK BUT THATS EIN KILLER INTRO JAH - 10/6, 4pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @wisequark CHOCK LOCKING IS ALWAYS HOT - 10/6, 4pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @sethdill No, my celebrity doppelgänger is this guy: [ http] - 10/6, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @uliwitness Yeah, when the chock lock isn't engaged, I tend to make errors. - 10/3, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @gruber Great essay. There are other background apps, though: Maps (location updates when not on screen) and Clock (timers and alarms). - 10/2, 4pm from twitterrific

chockenberry "Thanks to everyone who provided us constructive feedback on this matter." [ http] - 10/1, 8am from twitterrific

chockenberry @bourassa No NIB were used in the production of Twitterrific. They don't buy you much in my experience. - 9/28, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @RossTulloch WHAT DO YOU LOVE M$FT OR SOMETHING - 9/25, 3pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @piraino I LIKE HARSHMELLOS THO - 9/25, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @al3x nice use of chock lock in that poster - 9/25, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry And if you don't get enough schadenfreude with the cakes, try real estate: [ http] - 9/24, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @tgaul Just wanted to show him there's some substance behind the concerns. - 9/24, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @McCarron Got it. Thanks. - 9/24, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry That BBC iPlayer is a web app? On a browser that has pretty much no cache and only on Wi-Fi. That's going to be a great user experience… - 9/24, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry It's not a bug that HTTP:// is not recognized in Twitterrific, he wants you to type them in by hand. - 9/24, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry @wilshipley Thank you for taking a stand against the stupidity. You are saying all the things I've been told to be quiet about. - 9/23, 4pm from twitterrific

chockenberry Iconfactory++; - 9/22, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @thekarladam And learning the wrong way to do something is often as helpful as learning the right way… - 9/19, 4pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @rbrockerhoff Try using the spacebar (hold down the shift key to reverse direction.) - 9/19, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @danfrakes I don't want to invest too much time in this bug, because I'm working towards not needing to change logins :-) - 9/19, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @rentzsch Part of me wants NetShare via Ad Hoc (so I can use it.) The other part doesn't want it because Apple would shut it all down. - 9/18, 8pm from twitterrific

chockenberry Elapsed email times: for iTunes payment question = 1 day, for App Store submission question = 13 days. - 9/18, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry So if Apple decides one day to release a Twitter app, does that mean Twitterrific, Twinkle and Twitterlator get bumped out of the App Store? - 9/12, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @rocknorris JUST PRESS THE CHOCK LOCK EXTERA HARD AND IT SQUEEEZES THEM OUT UPSIDE DOWN - 9/11, 3pm from twitterrific

chockenberry It's not copying if you flip it 180°, right? Right? - 9/11, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @jimcorreia But the glo-stick app would fit in so well with the "Let's Rock" theme of late. Go for it! - 9/10, 7pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @bbum THANK YOU SIR THAT EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHOCK LOCK KEY TODAY AND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME HAVING BLACKOUTS - 9/10, 4pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @siracusa We would all have to have Rick Astley in our music libraries. Sorry, but that's not going to happen here… - 9/10, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry what part of dont do it again does this dude not understand and pick up the damn phone crap they have caller id at sirn - 9/10, 1pm from twitterrific

chockenberry i have nothing against the french i mean carla bruni is hott oh wait shes italian with a german last name still hott hott hott - 9/10, 12pm from twitterrific

chockenberry latest update finally got a frenchie on teh phone couldnt under stand him but i said reversay chockay locky see voo play merci buckets - 9/10, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry @rentzsch morlock release got garbage collection to work and added reflections directly to my brain through implants mobile me still broke - 9/10, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry @tjw Having some problems getting ODO up and running. Just posted on the OmniGroup developer forum… HELP ME OR THE FLESHY PALM COMES OUT - 9/8, 5pm from twitterrific

chockenberry C4 is more like an endurance test than a conference. Where we all win. - 9/7, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @dasgenie check my blog [ http] - full instructions on how to use ad hoc for beta test. - 9/7, 1pm from twitterrific

Just signed up for my Dipity account.

Sep 6, 2008 5:10 AM

chockenberry @Moltz I AM BREAKING TWITTER DEAL WITH IT OK - 9/4, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry @rentzsch BE CAREFUL WITH THE PSILOCYBIN BUDDY AND ARE WE HAVING SOME FOR DINNER ON FRI NIGHT WOOT THAT AND IPHOTO WILL ROCK - 9/4, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry @STEVENF YOU SUCK IM STILL ON A ASR-33 W/ ACOUSTIC COUPLER PLUS SIDE IS THAT ALL CAPS ARE A BREEZE - 9/3, 9am from twitterrific

chockenberry Really hoping that @rentzsch's surprise guest isn't @gruber doing a talk on teen pregnancy. - 9/2, 11am from twitterrific

chockenberry @danwood Use the camera to take a picture of the sky and then compare bright points against your star database. No compass needed… - 9/2, 10am from twitterrific

chockenberry To be clear: I have no problem with any religion or beliefs. My problem is when they are taken to extremes (at the expense of others.) - 9/1, 2pm from twitterrific

chockenberry @rentzsch PIPE IT TO THE C4 JUMBOTRON FOR MAX CHOCK LOCK ACTION - 8/31, 9am from twitterrific