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Continually raise the price of stamps without warning #imperialedicts

Jul 27, 2009 11:41 AM

RT @Tigerlillylolo You mean like this? http://bit.ly/qlQXR (I rest my case)

Jul 27, 2009 10:18 AM

Have more space luggage "go missing" #imperialedicts

Jul 27, 2009 10:16 AM

Taking ideas for how to boost the Empire's evil quotient. Seen too many Stormtroopers w/ puppies lately. #imperialedicts

Jul 27, 2009 10:11 AM

Note to R&D: "Improving" the small, thermal exhaust ports' design doesn't mean making them big enough to fit entire ships.

Jul 18, 2009 1:56 PM

@YoYoPete - I find your inability to overlook my typos... disturbing.

Jul 16, 2009 5:57 AM

Dear @BarryDwer, it's not nice to upset a Sith Lord. 100K followers or not you're now blocked: http://bit.ly/13ZHiz

Jul 16, 2009 5:45 AM

About to pass 100K followers. Took much longer than expected. I should have posted that pict of Tarkin's booty months ago.

Jul 16, 2009 5:13 AM

Watching MJ's funeral reminded me I wanna go out in style. I better not end up cremated on some stupid moon surrounded by teddy bears.

Jul 10, 2009 9:01 AM

@JenCallahan - Contact Tarkin. He'll send you all the appropriate forms to fill out and you'll be an official Minion of the Empire™

Jul 9, 2009 7:54 PM

Billy Mays was so good he once sold Tusken Raiders sand. #BillyMaysTribute

Jul 9, 2009 6:42 PM

They may look all cute and cuddly, but get enough of them together and they'll ruin a perfectly good Empire - http://bit.ly/D3gJD

Jul 9, 2009 5:54 PM

The Force is brawny with this one. #1stdraftmovielines

Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM

Luke, I am related to you. In fact, I'm your dad. #1stdraftmovielines

Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Block Button.

Jul 9, 2009 10:58 AM

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