djlemur
It is SUCH a beautiful evening.
- 7/20, 6pm
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@ejacqui do it and don't look back. bonus: happy cats.
- 7/8, 9pm
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@drance congrats on this huge step. Can't wait to see what the future will bring.
- 7/1, 11am
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@twenty3 Aw man, I wanted to get in on that action
- 6/26, 4pm
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@mantia That's just not true. I was there, the rule was upheld.
- 6/19, 7am
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Going home early! Woot!
- 6/19, 1am
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My @tweetie is stuck in landscape mode for compose. So awkward.
- 6/18, 8am
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I don't suppose you guys would come all the way out here for last lunch?
- 6/13, 11am
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@schwa that doesn't sound very sweet ;)
- 6/5, 8am
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As a reward for setting up my very first campsite, I've awarded myself a bottle of 1554, opened with a tree stump.
- 5/30, 12pm
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@ultimatelibrarn excellent plan! I feel like you're starting ahead of me, but I'm ok with living in the shadow of your awesomeness :)
- 5/29, 12pm
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Nothing confuses shipping companies more than when you call them to pick up a misdelivered package.
- 4/20, 6pm
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Flight Control + Raconteurs = Commute
- 4/8, 5pm
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@Clarko what'll it be 40 years from now? ;)
- 4/6, 7pm
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ZOMG! First season of Quantum Leap on Hulu. Awesomezors.
- 4/1, 8pm
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So every time the next door apartment's dog howls, *their* upstairs neighbor pounds the floor. Really not excited about either of them.
- 3/30, 3pm
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@SenorDanimal Two days might not be enough time to develop a soft and shiny finger groove ;)
- 3/25, 4pm
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*Finally* doing my iPhoto Faces. Jesus, this is a lot of work.
- 3/24, 8am
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@dlpasco Finish all your apps already?;)
- 3/21, 9am
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@bbum I don't even know what to think about that.
- 2/28, 12am
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"I had the torta cubano and that badboy ate like a champ. Its like a meat greatest hits. "
- 2/24, 1pm
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Lucky me, an old filling broke. Guess I get to look at the beautiful people again next week.
- 2/21, 12pm
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Saw a picture of my papa and it made me sad.
- 2/19, 9am
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@gruber they're usually called "pluots" and they come in about a billion variations. Delicious, but WAY out of season now, no?
- 2/17, 11am
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I have shrimp cocktail, crab and a mimosa. Bruncheriffic!
- 2/15, 10am
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Up $1.75 and five free drinks on an evening if gambling. I declare this acceptable.
- 2/14, 11pm
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@SenorDanimal I've gone to Burger Meister for lunch! they're going to have a bar by the end of march! tasty!
- 2/12, 2pm
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@littlebeancurd that totally sounds like something @wilshipley would say.
- 2/12, 2pm
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Running errands in the morning on a weekday. What kind of crazy mixed-up world am I living in?
- 2/11, 9am
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Pajama making has been put off until tomorrow due to worrying over my personality defects and ripping the apartment apart looking for things
- 2/3, 8pm
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Switched to 10-ride ticket and almost missed the train because I couldn't find a validator. Found Herr Conductor instead. Backup systems ftw
- 2/2, 6am
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@chosenbydestiny you'll be reassured to know there were no burns. BONUS: still have all my fingertips, even with all the dicing.
- 1/27, 8pm
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@ejacqui time to make small purses and wallets to to with your outfits!
- 1/27, 7pm
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@gedeon use your new iLife '09 powers to stabilize!
- 1/27, 7pm
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Went shopping on lunch only to discover everyone is selling terribly unattractive clothing right now. So disappointed.
- 1/27, 12pm
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@PatC You're 36 already? Lookin' good, old man!
- 1/26, 11am
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@jessieshmessie thanks, I'm getting pretty good at this.
- 1/25, 7pm
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I love Audrey Horn. Whether this is because she reminds me of Morgann Henry is unclear.
- 1/25, 6pm
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@dlpasco thanks, it's my best work so far :)
- 1/25, 6pm
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@tullera Now tedium has a name, I see :)
- 1/25, 11am
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I was going to run errands, but then I accidentally started syncing my phone. Whoops.
- 1/24, 10am
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@danielpunkass Another problem: you're assuming people will want to register with a semi-federal agency. I see issues with illegals, etc.
- 1/22, 6am
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"Barack H. Obama"??
No, THAT's not awkward.
- 1/20, 8am
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"Its a big crowd of integrated hugging people, Shep. Being from FOX news, I've never seen well behaved people before."
- 1/20, 7am
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Wow, I should've come outside earlier. It's warm and gorgeous and clear all over!
- 1/16, 4pm
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@mantia their fries are terrible!
- 1/16, 7am
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Problem with multi-queue netflix: Being sent two of the same movie. Whoops.
- 1/14, 10am
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Tumbleweed? Really, Caltrain?
- 1/8, 6pm
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@bobtiki even if you were unable to sync, you can re-download the apps you purchased, no prob.
- 1/1, 4pm
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LazyUpdate: better question — what's the EASIEST installation (for *totally* non-tech sister and boyfriend halfway across the country)?
- 1/1, 11am
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@bbum excellent. I'm delegating the meat project to @bmf, who will be your point of from now on.
- 12/21, 2pm
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I heard Tom Jones was going to be here, but uh, nothing so far.
- 12/19, 4pm
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Can't scroll up past @slinkie's last tweet without crashing Twitteriffic. Since it remembers where I was on crash, is now completely useless
- 12/10, 5pm
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@calebwat Word. We should hang out sometime soon. Or are you leaving town for holidays?
- 12/8, 7pm
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Including such items as "your dignity", "a general sense of cleanliness" and "faith in humanity": [ http]
- 12/4, 12pm
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@BradEllis it's also my newsfeed reading time! NNW mobile FTW.
- 12/3, 12pm
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15 minutes in, @bmf has forcefully vetoed movie. It's for the best, really.
- 12/1, 8pm
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Hot glue and hose clamps to the rescue!
- 11/30, 11am
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@Clarko well, now you're OLD, too, so there's that to consider.
- 11/29, 1pm
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I hate it when sites switch the usual locations of the "OK" and Cancel" buttons. Let's start over, shall we?
- 11/29, 10am
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@cbarrett @senordanimal I thought that was in "testing". how would you even get one (assuming it's a better deal than I have now)?
- 11/25, 4pm
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@SenorDanimal That sounds dangerous. I can barely hold back the snark from making it to my fingertips, and even that's only semi-successful.
- 11/20, 4pm
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Wrong #3: Instead of treating like the norm we want it to be, let's make a HUGE DEAL out of it.
- 11/19, 7am
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Wrong #1: taking a strong, intelligent woman and reducing her to a piece of her anatomy
- 11/19, 7am
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@Clarko That only works if you're a girl who thinks she's hot, silly. And even then it depends on who's lonesome and still awake.
- 11/17, 7pm
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@dlpasco I'll be on NB305 if you're up that early :)
- 11/17, 6pm
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@mantia I just can't believe how unreliable it is on a daily basis. it's almost enough to drive a girl to drive!
- 11/17, 7am
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Oh right, I almost forgot to mention . . . Fuck you, BART.
- 11/17, 6am
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Nauseous, sleepy, and I have to pee. In other words, hello Monday commute. You're almost over, thank goodness.
- 11/17, 6am
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@PatC No? Home in bed now. And now...sleep, sweet precious sleep.
- 11/16, 10pm
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@SpecMode that was the first thing I tried. Also disabled syncing any iphone to iTunes.
- 11/14, 9am
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Aggravating that the website says no advisories when clearly we are late and I am clearly cranky.
- 11/13, 6am
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Ah, there's the problem--there's a bad moon a-risin'
Dumb ol' moon.
- 11/12, 5pm
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"MMM Carpet" Oh San Jose, you're so amusing.
- 11/11, 6pm
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@danielpunkass I think @ccgus was born in the 1973-76 range. Best guess there. He's probably a fabulous 92 for all I know.
- 11/11, 8am
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@annekate They won't hear it from me, that's for certain.
- 11/7, 9pm
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@dlanham I can't decide if I love Spudd or Squiggles more! How do I choose just one to adorn my workspace???
- 11/6, 6pm
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@bmf my school had a science department! And a school paper that won more awards than yours. Our marching band did too. Sucka!
- 11/6, 6pm
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@danielpunkass I would really just take a standalone Tumblr app for iPhone, actually.
- 11/3, 10am
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how can one small package from my mom contain so much guilt? It's like the Tardis of unresolved familial conflict.
- 10/31, 6pm
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@Jaye_ Hard alcohol, aka spirits or liquor
- 10/30, 6pm
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Just got stabbed, thanks to the company. Free innoculations ftw.
- 10/30, 10am
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Menlo Park is a very lovely station. There's a bar here! Wish it were open.
- 10/30, 6am
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It takes way too long to find matching socks in the morning.
- 10/30, 5am
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@mantia but Papyrus is *awesome* when you need to take up more horizontal space with less words.
- 10/29, 6pm
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I think the bonk to the nose I took yesterday was more serious than I first thought. Wearing glasses hurts.
- 10/29, 9am
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@bbum Eggs are in process. @bmf is ill, so if we can't make it this evening, will have someone else courier them over.
- 10/25, 1pm
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There's nothing I love more than other peoples' music libraries.
- 10/22, 11am
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downforeveryoneorjustme.com says hulu "doesn't look like a site on the interwho". That's not good, is it?
- 10/21, 7pm
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@ultimatelibrarn Thanks! the PA Faily News makes it too easy, I think sometimes ;)
- 10/21, 6am
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People, it is NEVER acceptable to make out full-on hump-style in a mall. Ever.
- 10/20, 2pm
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Why do quail eggs come in packs of 10, not 12?
- 10/18, 11am
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Playing mario kart on a Friday night. Watch out world, I am a wild and crazy lady!
- 10/17, 9pm
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@ejacqui but doesn't being half-honky make us somehow awesomer? Perhaps, even, TOO awesome?
- 10/17, 7pm
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ran into @jessieshmessie's ex-roommate at the beer bash along with everybody else. who *isn't* here?
- 10/17, 5pm
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@cbarrett who said you need a DL? I voted for many years before driving. And no one's even *checked* my ID in years.
- 10/15, 11pm
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@omnivector the main problem is that half their words are weird gobbledygook Aussie slang and the rest are just difficult to suss out.
- 10/15, 9pm
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oh look, the BART is broken. what a surprise!
- 10/8, 5pm
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Turns out there is not a single parking space available at 7am and you have to park a couple blocks away and run to make your train. Hate.
- 10/7, 7am
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my impression of @bmf gets more spot on every day!
- 10/5, 5pm
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@CardFire i think it's fascinating. Those meat eating ones are probably a bit crazy tho.
- 10/5, 1pm
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@SenorDanimal their first 2 albums are at the top of my list for wailing at high volume while solo driving. do they have more?
- 10/3, 5pm
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@danielpunkass Agreed. hell, I'm married, and neither of us is religious at all. Are we ruining it for the believers?
- 10/2, 8pm
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I am grossly unappreciative of how humid and icky it is.
- 10/2, 5pm
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@bbum funny, I was just wondering yesterday what "rain" was like here. it's been dry since we moved down.
- 10/1, 10pm
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There is a woman I see most mornings that looks almost exactly like Philip Seymour Hoffman. Not kidding or joking. Kind of creepy, in fact.
- 9/24, 7am
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@Clarko You act like you're helping, but you know you're just making it worse.
- 9/23, 9pm
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"Ennnnnnnnnddless RAAIIIIIIN! Let me STAAAAY! Ever more iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin your heaaaaaaaaart!"
- 9/23, 9am
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@snowfreak that sounds almost as tortured as my daily commute
- 9/22, 12pm
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@SenorDanimal condolences :( let us know if there is anything we can do.
- 9/21, 8pm
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today is a beautiful day.
- 9/21, 5pm
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@joshproehl and to think all I got was a breaking of golf date.
- 9/20, 12pm
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@Zanoryt yes, and now it's dark and my batteries are low. There aren't wolves in Millbrae, are there?
- 9/19, 7pm
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@Zanoryt word. are you stuck too?
- 9/19, 7pm
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@danielpunkass at least CalTrain loves me...that is, if I can get to it.
- 9/19, 5pm
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@bbum beer? where? can I have some?
- 9/19, 5pm
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Therefore, only men and women who have never been pregnant can do a T6-type blood donation. How weird and terrifying the human body is.
- 9/14, 5pm
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@Bradandthebrain move to California, it's lovely here and people would love you!
- 9/13, 5pm
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@louiemantia The USGS says you are imagining things
- 9/13, 11am
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@louiemantia i hope you're not asking that seriously. ;)
- 9/11, 1pm
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@jeffsawyer we didn't have them where I'm from. And there was only one popeye's and one DQ on the whole freaking island too.
- 9/6, 8pm
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