francine_hanson Going over to @BettyDraper's to help her choose shoes for a dress she's wearing to some extravaganza with @_DonDraper. Sigh. #CLIO-MM - 5/12, 12pm from web

francine_hanson Sitting next to @bettydraper at Monthly Mothers' luncheon. Boring lecture on libraries. Shredding tissue peony. - 2/4, 10am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper No, plenty of bidders. But the biggest bidder was her own husband! He said he couldn't wait to finally get a decent meal. - 1/29, 9am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper She dropped off meatloaf last week when I had the flu. Nancy got soup. Get ready for her New Baby Casserole: Tuna Cheezit. - 1/29, 8am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Who could be against kids enjoying a cold soda after gym? Ugh. Doesn't janitor ever empty the ashtrays on these chairbacks? - 1/29, 8am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Marilyn is obsessed with nutrition. Though you'd never know it to look at her, would you ;) - 1/29, 7am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Three of the last PA presidents were from kindergarten class. We should have gone in and laid groundwork when we had a chance. - 1/29, 7am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper So sorry to hear! You came up short in the Shorty. And I thought American voters had finally come to their senses! - 1/24, 8am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper How you doing, hon? I'm trying my best to get people to vote. Can't believe you're losing to a bookworm! [ http] - 1/22, 8am from web

francine_hanson Separating the whites. - 1/22, 7am from web

francine_hanson @shortyawards I vote for @peggyolson in the Shorty Awards Finals for #advertising because...my best friend's husband told me to! - 1/22, 7am from web

francine_hanson A young man with no manners is beating @bettydraper in the Shorty Awards!! Won't u be a good neighbor and vote? [ http] - 1/21, 7am from web

francine_hanson Washing a lamp shade. - 1/21, 7am from web

francine_hanson Basket of ironing, fresh pack of cigarettes and As The World Turns. - 1/12, 10am from web

francine_hanson Darning @Carlton_Hanson's socks and watching Alfred Hitchcock Hour. - 1/8, 7pm from web

francine_hanson @H2Mommy Oh dear. I was just joshing. I bet your meatloaf is probably so good you don't even need ketchup. ;) - 1/8, 7pm from web

francine_hanson @wickenden Exactly! ;) - 1/7, 7am from web

francine_hanson Well I don't need a ride to the station. I'll have another pour of special eggnog, @Carla_Madmen #madhouse - 1/1, 1pm from web

francine_hanson @helen_bishop Yes, the necklace is from Benson's. @Carlton_Hanson gave it to me. But what I really had my eye on were earrings. #madhouse - 1/1, 1pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Happy 1963! Hope we're not early. Are we the first? - 1/1, 12pm from web

francine_hanson @Carlton_Hanson You're going to shave before we go to the Drapers #Madhouse, aren't you? - 1/1, 9am from web

francine_hanson Frankly, sometimes I'm relieved when @carlton_hanson has to spend the night in the city. Does that make me a bad wife? - 12/29, 10am from web

francine_hanson Nightmare! Dreamed I had another baby. - 12/24, 10pm from web

francine_hanson @EurekaDejavu I think I remember seeing you in the market. Merry Christmas, neighbor! - 12/24, 7am from web

francine_hanson @colorsign Thanks, but we're out of Solarcaine. Used it up on summer sunburns, I guess. - 12/24, 7am from web

francine_hanson @ShawnMSmith Why thank you. But rule what? Hope you can come to #madteaparty. Did you get @bettydraper's invitation? - 12/23, 12pm from web

francine_hanson @DalydeGagne Yes, I agree Betty's been overdoing lately. A #madteaparty! I gave her a Miltown to relax but I don't think she'll take it. - 12/23, 10am from web

francine_hanson Getting ready for the #madteaparty. Putting on my face. Combing my wig. - 12/23, 10am from web

francine_hanson Getting a manicure before the #madteaparty. Wishing Madge wasn't always so chatty. - 12/23, 7am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper I know what I'll do! I was going to save it for New Year's Eve but...I'll break out my new wig! It's Dynel! #madteaparty - 12/22, 9am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Tomorrow!? Your tea is tomorrow?! I thought it was Wednesday! My hair! I'll never get Sheryl on such short notice! #madteaparty - 12/22, 9am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper How are you, hon? You must be pooped. Did it go OK? - 12/22, 5am from web

francine_hanson @Frank_Adman Yes, @bettydraper is truly a marvelous hostess! Among our crowd, it's agreed she's the most entertaining! - 12/22, 5am from web

francine_hanson @LesleyLambert We love Leave it to Beaver at our house, too. Sometimes I wish Ossining was more like Mayfield. - 12/21, 6am from web

francine_hanson @Stanley_Truong You think door to door carolers exist only in TV or movies? Are you mad, man? - 12/21, 5am from web

francine_hanson @Theresa111 Yes, my friends often tell me that I am a character! ;) - 12/21, 5am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Oh, no. I can't believe it. Ernie is sick. - 12/19, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper She's doing a great job. The back end of that donkey is really graceful. - 12/19, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper When's @sally_draper coming on? - 12/19, 2pm from web

francine_hanson Oh, poor Ernie. Temperature of 101! Giving him St. Joseph's aspirin with @BoylanSeltzer, hoping he'll be better by showtime! - 12/19, 12pm from web

francine_hanson @iammenk Not if the retail is for Carlton's relatives!! - 12/19, 12pm from web

francine_hanson Ernie says he's still sick, but I think it's just butterflies about pageant tonight. He's going in! I need day to shop! Am I a bad mother?? - 12/19, 5am from web

francine_hanson @simonebisou Why would I love steam rollers coming my way? I'll be especially careful driving today, thank you. - 12/19, 5am from web

francine_hanson @heartsongs Well, some people like @HullaballooGirl use tomato soup cans. You can see by her hair they work just as well ;) - 12/19, 5am from web

francine_hanson Hello, good neighbor. Will you join me in voting for @bettydraper? Just say why you like her. (You do, don't you?) [ http] - 12/18, 6pm from web

francine_hanson @WilsonHines But I've heard an IBM mainframe takes up a whole room. How could anyone have a computer at home? - 12/18, 10am from web

francine_hanson @MusicAdManager Yes, shopping this time of year means always standing online. But how is that a good thing? - 12/18, 10am from web

francine_hanson @angie1234p Speaking of good neighbors, hope you'll vote @bettydraper! [ http] - 12/18, 9am from web

francine_hanson @liamalexander Ossining would welcome you! ;) - 12/18, 9am from web

francine_hanson Ernie home sick today. How am I going to get my Christmas shopping done? If only you could buy gifts by pushing a button. - 12/18, 7am from web

francine_hanson @WilsonHines Good observation. The suburbs are practically man-less during the day. Sigh ;) - 12/18, 7am from web

francine_hanson @BrassMonkeyOrig Gosh, you sound just like my husband ;) - 12/15, 12pm from web

francine_hanson Why is it my fault Carlton can't find his Christmas tie clip?? - 12/15, 5am from web

francine_hanson Does the paperboy throw the paper in the middle of the yard on purpose so I have to show the neighbors my ratty bathrobe? - 12/14, 6am from web

francine_hanson @countryfeedback Yes, Carlton is my husband. Although, sometimes I hate to admit it ;) - 12/14, 6am from web

francine_hanson @wendywoowho So true. But Carlton sort of spoiled it by singing carols off key. And hanging empty beer cans as ornaments! :( - 12/13, 6am from web

francine_hanson @Bluewolf2072 I'll pass the good word on to @bettydraper :) - 12/13, 5am from web

francine_hanson @AprilBraswell Thanks for the help! Hope you'll enlist Smith sisters ;) [ http] - 12/13, 5am from web

francine_hanson Falalala. Decorating the tree, eggnog and Singalong with Mitch. - 12/12, 5pm from web

francine_hanson Gosh, @bettydraper's had a rough year. Take a sec and show her you care [ http] - 12/12, 3pm from web

francine_hanson @shortyawards I nominate @bettydraper for a Shorty Award in #entertainment because she is so stylish and keeps the suburbs from being dull. - 12/12, 6am from web

francine_hanson Chopping nuts for a fruitcake. - 12/12, 6am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Good idea! Remember when we both brought chop suey bake? And we thought we were being so original :) Tonight, Waldorf salad. U? - 12/5, 11am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Remind me *never* to let the new girl anywhere near my noggin. Hello, @sherylhairdresser. Finally ready for me? - 11/24, 10am from web

francine_hanson @sarabeth_carson Well, platinum blonde is certainly an assertive color on you. - 11/24, 9am from web

francine_hanson @sarabeth_carson Which girl did it for you? It wasn't Sheryl, was it? - 11/24, 9am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper How you feeling, honey? When are you going down to Philly? Is @don_draper going this year? - 8am from web

francine_hanson G, @bettydraper, I know. It's like the place has a whole new theme. Hard to get used to. Soups are over by frozens, I think. - 8am from web

francine_hanson Oh, dear. Out of Whip n Chill! And Spam :( - 6am from web

francine_hanson @laurapy I call them happy pills. You should ask your doctor for some. Mine calls Miltowns Housewife's Little Helpers ;) - 11/1, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @eileencook1 Yes, @bettydraper is one of the strongest women I know. - 11/1, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @DanTraveling Show? Are you with Sterling Cooper? - 11/1, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @eileencook1 I don't think she's listening to @helen_bishop anymore ;) - 10/27, 6pm from web

francine_hanson @wendywoowho Your encouragement is what I needed to hear! I just might.... ; ) - 10/8, 6pm from web

francine_hanson @frank_ohara I haven't mentioned it to Carlton. Not that he'd notice. Perhaps you see HIM at the Bull and Bear. He stays in town alot. - 10/8, 6pm from web

francine_hanson @winebratsf Actually, I was thinking more Jackie... ; ) - 10/8, 6pm from web

francine_hanson Wondering if I ought to buy a wig. - 10/6, 12pm from web

francine_hanson @TheRoadToHome Really? Sunday nights are exceptionally exciting here too! Ed Sullivan! Candid Camera! Bonanza! : ) - 10/6, 11am from web

francine_hanson Wishing Edge of Night was on this afternoon. How come soap operas take weekends off? - 10/5, 11am from web

francine_hanson @frank_ohara Oh, that's one of the favorites around here! Also Poky Puppy and Little Red Hen. Someone recommended a new golden book... - 10/5, 11am from web

francine_hanson @kittysafe I don't know. Carlton certainly has his eyes open when babysitters come over. - 10/5, 11am from web

francine_hanson @winbratsf You said it. ; ) - 10/5, 11am from web

francine_hanson Just came downstairs in my new negligee but Carlton won't be distracted from Gunsmoke. : ( - 10/4, 7pm from web

francine_hanson @winebratsf No one noticed a difference! : ( - 10/4, 7pm from web

francine_hanson @frank_ohara Chapbooks? Like Little Golden Books? I'm not much of a poetry reader, but I look forward to your sampling. Thank you. - 10/4, 6pm from web

francine_hanson @cinnarose Sorry I received this message too late to invite you! Your company would have been welcome. Not to mention your appreciation! - 10/4, 6pm from web

francine_hanson @winebratsf Yes, @bettydraper and most people make it with cream of mushroom. But I was in the mood to be daringly different! ; ) - 10/4, 6pm from web

francine_hanson Tuna casserole night. Cranking open a can of cream of onion soup. - 10/3, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @frank_ohara Why thank you! I'd be happy to read any book you have written. Has Reader's Digest condensed it? - 10/3, 1pm from web

francine_hanson I hate it when regularly scheduled programs get cancelled. No Hazel tonight! : ( - 10/2, 6pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper! Yoohoo, @bettydraper! Is everything OK? I'm beginning to worry about you. - 10/1, 3pm from web

francine_hanson @kittysafe You're right. I meant omen. Motherhood must be shrinking my brain. Not to mention vocabulary. ; ) - 10/1, 3pm from web

francine_hanson @kittysafe I hope it wasn't auspicious! And yes, I certainly agree about @bettydraper. Although I must say she hasn't seemed herself lately. - 10/1, 6am from web

francine_hanson @JaneDivided I worry that it was a sign. Of a baby. Or worse, twins! - 10/1, 6am from web

francine_hanson @ischafer Thanks. I've never been good at speling. Guess it's a subject I never focused on very deeply. - 10/1, 6am from web

francine_hanson @adbert No, I live in Ossining. And that is no jolk! - 10/1, 6am from web

francine_hanson Marilyn called to say she saw @bettydraper at the market without her hair fixed or a speck of lipstick! - 9/29, 6pm from web

francine_hanson Cracking eggs for a cake. One has a double yoke. Don't let this be a sign! - 9/29, 1pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper So @don_draper is home? Carlton said he saw the car in the drive. - 9/29, 12pm from web

francine_hanson is late. Going to church to pray I'm not pregnant again. - 9/28, 7am from web

francine_hanson @ABCPublicity Which would you like it to be? ; ) - 9/27, 5pm from web

francine_hanson @TheRoadToHome Never darned a sock? Oh, you lucky woman. - 9/27, 5pm from web

francine_hanson Breakfast. Lovely jar of homemade jam from @bettydraper on the table. Carlton and the kids whining for Welch's instead. - 9/27, 7am from web

francine_hanson Darning Carlton's damn socks. - 9/26, 8am from web

francine_hanson @TheRoadToHome Ohhhhhh! Vodka and jello?! A grown up dessert indeed! What a naughty Betty Crocker you are. None for you, Ernie! ; ) - 9/25, 8am from web

francine_hanson @TheRoadToHome What was in my thermos? My special Endless Summer with the Kids Tonic!--Vodka and Koolaid. Don't tell anyone! - 9/24, 4pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Great! Meet you in the parking lot. Marilyn is coming, too. I'll bring my special thermos! - 9/24, 8am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Are you taking the kids to that arts and crafts thing in the park this afternoon? Let's meet up. Feels like ages. - 9/24, 7am from web

francine_hanson @3giraffes Thanks for the insight. You're better than Dear Abby! - 9/24, 7am from web

francine_hanson What is it about marriage that makes you imagine all the different ways you could kill someone? - 9/23, 7pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Nancy Wallace told me @helen_bishop was saying mean things about Polly at the jewelry store! - 9/23, 11am from web

francine_hanson @abunzagirl I'm fine, thanks for asking. Do you know you forgot to wear a blouse in your photo? Nice girls shouldn't do that, hon. - 9/23, 6am from web

francine_hanson Hitting the hay early. GE Theater cancelled tonight because of some stupid awards ceremony. - 9/21, 6pm from web

francine_hanson I sure hope @bettydraper and @don_draper don't split up. It'd be awful for real estate values to have another divorcee in the neighborhood. - 9/18, 12pm from web

francine_hanson Carlton took the strap to Ernie last night. I know children need to be disciplined. But. I wish he wouldn't hit him so hard. - 9/18, 9am from web

francine_hanson @abunzagirl Oh, it's a little early for me to tell what kind of a day it will be. Generally, I wait until the fifth cigarette to decide. - 9/18, 6am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Ain't it the truth. BTW, is @sally_draper missing drawers? I think I found one of her panties under Ernie's bed. - 9/16, 10am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Why not bring the kids over for supper tonite. Calrton's in the city. We can grill up some weiners. - 9/15, 10am from web

francine_hanson Getting the kids ready for church. Carlton refusing to go again. Says he looks forward to good company in hell. - 9/14, 5am from web

francine_hanson @yahtzee Maybe you're right. I should have given @helen_bishop the number of that babysitter when she asked, and let her monopolize. - 9/13, 2pm from web

francine_hanson Carlton, hogging the mirror, primping for...the babysitter. Oh, that man. I feel like poisoning him sometimes. One arsenic martini please. - 9/12, 5pm from web

francine_hanson @everydayfooddeb @bettydraper and I love to meet new friends. Tell her to drop by for nip next time she's in our neck of the woods. - 9/12, 1pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper You know that high school girl who sat for us last night? I just found her phone number in the pocket of Carlton's trousers! - 9/12, 7am from web

francine_hanson @girlieerin Was going to make him Poor Man's Newburg (Velveeta & Tuna) But resorted to tuna casserole instead. No matter. He stayed in town. - 9/11, 12pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Of course, I am HAPPY to take a loaf of fresh-baked from the Bread Man off your hands. What's a best friend for? ; ) - 9/9, 11am from web

francine_hanson @SavvyAuntie Well, all I know is I'd trade lives with @bettydraper in a sec. Not to mention wardrobes! You should see her designer duds! - 9/8, 10am from web

francine_hanson @TurboSibe Scary? I don't mean big prickly pineapples! Spaghetti sauce recipe calls for Del Monte pineapples in a can. - 9/8, 10am from web

francine_hanson ...yet, good friend that she is, she claims her new life reminds her how much she has in common with lil ole me! - 9/8, 9am from web

francine_hanson Lucky @betty_draper--her perfect life is getting even more perfect: new car, new clothes, hobnobbing with stars at fancy clubs in town... - 9/8, 9am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Of course, hon! Come on over. I'm home all day waiting for carpet cleaner. Is something wrong? - 9/8, 7am from web

francine_hanson How many times do I have to tell Carlton NOT to put his apple cores in the ashtrays?? - 9/6, 7am from web

francine_hanson Can't wait to try a great new recipe from @bettydraper tonite. Polynesian spaghetti (with pineapple!) Butterscotch pudding for dessert. - 9/5, 8am from web

francine_hanson Perfect Thursday nite: Chex Mix and Donna Reed [ http] - 9/4, 5pm from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Poor Bobby! Is there anything I can bring over for you? - 9/4, 8am from web

francine_hanson Circling items on a color flier from Korvette's. They're having a 66 cent sale! - 9/3, 7am from web

francine_hanson @carolsill I love yellow, too. And Betty looks great in it. Do you think she's not wearing the bikini because of @don_draper? Really? - 9/2, 10pm from web

francine_hanson @kvetchingeditor I came to that same conclusion myself. : ) - 9/2, 10pm from web

francine_hanson At swim club with the kids. In my smart new bikini ensemble! - 9/1, 9am from web

francine_hanson Sometimes I wish I could hear what Carlton says when I'm not in the room. On second thought, I probably wouldn't want to know. - 8/31, 3pm from web

francine_hanson Ernie tests my patience. - 8/31, 3pm from web

francine_hanson I have fond memories of Havana...although I've never been there, of course! - 8/31, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @Frank_Adman Nice to meet you, too. But how to do without jello?! Like doing without cream of mushroom soup! Or Cheez whiz! - 8/30, 2pm from web

francine_hanson @vinquire I find a nice cup of Yuban does the trick. Night now, dear. - 8/28, 9pm from web

francine_hanson It makes me nervous when Carlton drinks at the wheel. His uncle gave us brandys to go. Harrowing drive up the HH. Glad to be home. - 8/28, 9pm from web

francine_hanson on my way to @betty_draper's for coffee and girl talk. - 8/28, 10am from web

francine_hanson @bettydraper Really? @helen_bishop made date balls for the committee meeting last night. Perhaps one followed her home? Oh, I am awful. - 8/28, 6am from web

francine_hanson Carlton staying in town again. Why did I bother making tuna casserole and jello mold for dinner? - 8/27, 3pm from web

francine_hanson hmmmm. Dare I had walnuts to marshmallows and marachinos in the jello mold? Think not. Too risky. Might be too much. - 8/27, 11am from web

francine_hanson Calling @betty_draper to see if she wants to come over for coffee. But no answer. Maybe she had an appointment this morning. - 8/27, 7am from web