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I have now worn everything in my suitcase twice. Time to go home. Thanks, Australia. It's been awesome.
- 11/12, 2pm
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Sydney peeps: Thanks for the invites but, alas, this was just a quick stop on our way to Edge of the Web. Tomorrow: Perth!
- 11/1, 10pm
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@waxpancake Teh suck! So sorry. I suggest drinking a lot of juice and watching tv.
- 10/26, 4pm
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People! A "blog" is a container of blog posts. An individual entry on that blog is called a "post." Please make a note of it.
- 6/30, 3pm
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I don't know which was more disturbing, hearing that Farrah Fawcett has died, or that she was 62.
- 6/25, 3pm
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Big ups to @thefrontsteps our rockstar agent who never gave up on us.
- 6/11, 11am
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And now to our favorite restaurant for a romantic dinner with my beautiful wife. My 36th year is pretty awesome so far.
- 5/16, 6pm
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Added to the list of things that will make me block you: grammar corrections.
- 5/15, 4pm
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Mildly freaked out that ppl in SFO are wearing hospital germ masks.
- 5/3, 12pm
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Today I talked to a banker named Mr Lien. Really.
- 4/17, 6pm
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Everything is still blurry, but a lot less pain today. Yesterday all I could do was sleep.
- 4/5, 10am
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@danbenjamin I'm not trying to.
- 4/3, 1pm
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@jfraser No, still have the penis.
- 3/20, 11pm
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Hey moderators: Your job is to direct questions to your panelists. Do NOT answer them yourself. #sxsw
- 3/14, 10am
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@hchamp I didn't say that! @matwiseman did.
- 2/18, 5pm
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#webstock09 Thanks to everyone who came to our workshop. We had a great time and hope you did too.
- 2/15, 9pm
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My first Twitter was "Doin laundry" at 4:51 PM on Aug 29 2006. What did I do today? Laundry.
- 2/2, 11pm
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Save Bandit!
- 2/1, 9pm
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Kinda stunned I've managed to keep my Inbox at zero for about a month. Seeing an empty inbox really does have a calming influence.
- 1/23, 7pm
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Wolf! Shaddap! We're listening to Yo Yo and Yitzak!
- 1/20, 9am
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Woke up at 6:30am. Too excited to sleep. The nightmare is almost over.
- 1/20, 8am
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In the Canadian version, the lyric is, "This land belongs to just the Queeeeen."
- 1/18, 1pm
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I fully expect Beyonce to say something about upgrading my America subscription.
- 1/18, 1pm
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Breaking in first new desk and chair for home office in 10 years. Embarrassingly stoked about it.
- 1/17, 1pm
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Note: If you make a website for an event, put the fucking DATE on the website homepage. Put it in the title bar, too.
- 1/16, 3pm
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Successfully avoided jury duty for another year. (Called in every day, never had to come in.) Phew.
- 1/15, 4pm
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I just noticed I have over 3,000 followers now. That's almost the circulation of the paper I ran in college. Insane.
- 1/15, 4pm
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Terry Gross needs to get over her "nobody on the internet wants to pay for anything waaah" issue.
- 1/13, 2pm
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@fancyjeffrey My iPhone (1.0) made me bleed once. Later I saw Ive on the street and almost mentioned it to him, but better sense prevailed.
- 1/10, 2pm
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Note to all: I'm fine, don't worry. Just making good on a 2009 resolution: Do something about the ouchy back.
- 1/8, 4pm
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I guess we all get stuck in our generations at some point.
- 1/7, 11am
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Tony Bennett? Really, Apple? Have you totally given up on being cool?
- 1/6, 10am
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According to the Quebecois guys who fished my snowmobile out of the river, my new nickname is "lucky."
- 1/3, 12pm
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The boy's cough has turned from merely annoying to frighteningly worrisome.
- 1/1, 12pm
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I am sitting on the couch, drinking bourbon, while Heather prepares dinner. My Christmas wish came true!
- 12/24, 8pm
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Christians: Saying "Merry Christmas" to a Jew is like a Satanist saying "Hail Satan" to you and expecting it to be taken as a compliment.
- 12/22, 7pm
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I find that people who are truly secure in their beliefs don't need to impose them on anyone else. Maybe that's just me.
- 12/12, 8pm
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Kind of enthralled by HBO's House of Saddam miniseries. Shh! Don't tell me how it ends.
- 12/12, 1am
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WordPress 2.7 is a thing of beauty. Great job @photomatt and Team Automattic.
- 12/11, 7pm
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T-shirt slogan idea: Jesus Celebrated Chanukah.
- 12/11, 6pm
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Actual 6-word epitaph (not mine) seen on a grave in Scottsdale, AZ: "I told you I was sick." #6wordepitaph
- 12/5, 11am
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I'm only pretending. Get a shovel. #6wordepitaph
- 12/5, 11am
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IthinkIdranktoomuchcoffee.IthinkIdranktoomuchcoffee.IthinkIdranktoomuchcoffee.
- 12/3, 5pm
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Still packing Frays.
- 11/30, 5pm
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@brooklynmuseum Word.
- 11/30, 12pm
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I may actually have a Fray Packing Blister on my thumb. Hardcore! Still packing....
- 11/30, 10am
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First thanksgiving eating turkey in 16 years. Remembering what triptycene comas are like. Zzzzzz.
- 11/27, 6pm
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News from Ingram: Fray's Geek issue should be in Barnes & Nobles nationwide by December 1st. Woot!
- yesterday, 1pm
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I'm really enjoying launching a little site that people seem to like. Go go go little kvetch.com!
- 11/20, 5pm
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I liked Sylar better when he ate brains.
- 11/17, 11pm
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Very curious to see what YHOO does tomorrow.
- 11/17, 10pm
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24 is about as low as the inbox is going to get today, I'm afraid. If I owe you email, be happy it's one of the ones I'm saving for last.
- 11/13, 1am
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@danbenjamin Everything sticks like a broken record. Everything sticks until it goes away.
- 11/9, 8am
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hey NYC peeps: where are all the Obama victory parties gonna be?
- 11/2, 12pm
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Post an anonymous funny complaint to kvetch.com! Just twitter "follow kvetch" and then "d kvetch YOUR KVETCH HERE." Let it out, baby!
- 10/31, 6am
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Heather kicked ass. Ran the whole way. We celebrated with naps and mexican food.
- 10/20, 12am
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Today my iMac refuses to boot. Coicidence? Divine intervention?
- 10/16, 9am
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When it comes to the mortgage industry, I wish there'd been a tad more government. Don't you?
- 10/15, 7pm
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Truth is, the last time I used the firewire port on my laptop was when I first bought it, to copy stuff from the old one.
- 10/14, 5pm
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... of my cat, naturally.
- 10/14, 4pm
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Also, people with Daddy Issues rarely miss a chance to deny that they have Daddy Issues.
- 10/13, 7pm
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Finally found the common denominator in everyone who likes Mad Men (and what I'm missing so I don't): Daddy Issues. I'm right, admit it.
- 10/13, 7pm
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In this election, republicans are acting like democrats, and vice-versa. It's like opposite day.
- 10/7, 7pm
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Woken by neighbors fighting with a contractor over the quick job that's on its sixth month. Hooray for being a renter.
- 10/3, 10am
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Palin on Biden's wife: "Her reward is in heaven." What? That's it. If this woman becomes VP, I'll become Canadian.
- 10/2, 8pm
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Obama keeps noting the places where he and McCain agree, but McCain never does that.
- 9/26, 6pm
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We are winning in Iraq. We are winning in Iraq. We are winning in Iraq. Saying it three times must make it true.
- 9/26, 6pm
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Even though I'm a burgeoning espresso nerd, I'm still outraged at the idea of spending $400 for a box that GRINDS BEANS.
- 9/25, 5pm
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I only wish grandma Gertrude was still alive so I could participate in thegreatschlep.com
- 9/25, 2pm
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"Finding a vein on a failure junkie." New favorite phrase.
- 9/23, 10pm
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@twitter - OMG THANK YOU for letting me delete direct messages.
- 9/20, 1am
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If you don't like my tweets, please do stop following. The fact that over 2k people follow my brainfarts gives me The Fear anyway.
- 9/16, 4pm
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If you're a woman who's going to vote for McCain because his VP has a vagina, you need to pull your head out of yours.
- 9/16, 3pm
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Are there really women who are going to vote for a man who called his wife a "cunt" and an anti-choice woman ... just because she's a woman?
- 9/16, 3pm
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Inbox Zero achieved! And it only took me two weeks. I think I'm doing it wrong.
- 9/13, 3pm
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Reverie in Cole Valley covered over all the electricity plugs. Fuckers.
- 9/12, 1pm
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From where I am right now, I can hear the wild ORT ORTing of sea lions.
- 8/29, 5pm
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I tell drunk gentleman in the park that, sorry, no, I am not interested in making a hundred bucks in a half hour.
- 8/27, 2pm
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Everything looks like it was on purpose when it's in the past-tense.
- 8/26, 4pm
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I predict that tomorrow I will have Wii Boom Blox soreness in my right shoulder.
- 8/18, 1am
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To Twitter kvetchers: You can't *spoil* something that's not a tv show. In reality, that's called NEWS.
- 8/16, 10pm
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It's not that I don't care what you have to say, it's just that reading "@" replies made me want to gouge my eyeballs out, so I stopped.
- 8/16, 6pm
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Damn. First Bernie Mac and now Isaac Hayes.
- 8/10, 6pm
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The screaming children all around me right now should be recorded and used in an ad for condoms.
- 8/9, 2pm
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Watching "Mushroom Samba" ep of Cowboy Bebop on Adult Swim. Beware of frog.
- 7/26, 11pm
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Apparently I'm the only one who found Mad Men excruciatingly boring. Pretty, sure, but disappointing.
- 7/25, 11pm
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" ... Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely." -Hunter S. Thompson
- 7/23, 2pm
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