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Thanks Google, and thanks big headline with 3-second average internet attention span! It doesn't matter what the comments say.
- 4/16, 12pm
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In the middle of my own personal "Delete Festival." Or, uh, a "Delete Fiesta." Cheers!
- 4/5, 10am
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@djg2theworld You are the sweetest, ever!!! Thank you! <3
- 4/3, 1pm
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Headed to Sonoma International Film Festival today to see the film my old editor & boss directed. Haven't seen him in 10 yrs. So proud!!!
- 4/2, 11am
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Watching @elzbeth make her way back east via Google Latitude. Go baby, go!
- 3/23, 11am
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Kanye West at the Fader Fort announced. I called it! (First one to get to the Fader Fort and claim they're me to get my pass wins!) #sxsw
- 3/21, 3pm
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Boy don't try to front / I-I know just-just what you are are-are / ...You, you-you are / You, you-you are
- 3/18, 5pm
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@wcdb I just ran into someone here in Austin who was a frosh trainee when I was GM. For real, it's a small world. Just sayin'.
- 3/16, 10pm
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@ernieatlyd You're gonna go taste the rainbow. #sxswhomo & #3dgaytwitter
- 3/14, 7pm
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Still up, talking late. Having existential crisis w/ pals. "Time is the fire in which we burn." This is what SxSW is about. Really.
- 3/14, 3am
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Time check: Did you realize that most current freshmen at colleges and universities were born in 1990? INSANE.
- 3/6, 1pm
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@gohnakamura Man, I *wish*! Considering that I write new songs every 5 years, you can expect that EP to come out when I'm... oh... 73.
- 3/4, 8pm
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Remember way back in the day, when the "!" in Dodgeball.com was really just Twitter prior to the existence of Twitter? I kinda miss that.
- 2/18, 1pm
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@gregosby - DAG! Greg Osby is following me on Twitter. No way! When I was a radio DJ I played "Black Book" quite often. Welcome!
- 1/10, 12pm
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At the Moving Mountains show, feeling mad Westchester right now.
- 1/9, 7pm
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Happy New Year -- East Coast cell networks going crazy. Much love to everyone! <3
- 12/31, 9pm
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@justicelive - Hey!!! What's good, homie?!? Happy Festivus to you. HELLSYEAH Bon Jovi for the encore after I rickroll them. ;)
- 12/25, 5pm
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Candypants internet Crack addict: I tethered my Blackberry Bold with my Macbook Pro late last night and now livin' NERD LARGE! @t - Holla!!!
- 12/24, 9am
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Taking a chance on this flight to Baltimore tonight, and circumventing Chicago completely.
- 12/16, 6pm
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Headed to East Coast. Stranded in Denver airport, customer service line for 2 hours. But! Life works in weird ways...
- 12/16, 5pm
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@ebuhead and @vidontap provided hands just now cause they were at the same event. Reading Twitter, apparently. Thx guys.
- 12/12, 11pm
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Listening to high school gym makeout music with no hand to hold. This sucks.
- 12/12, 11pm
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@gohnakamura You are kicking so much ass onstage right now!!! :) Thank you so much!!!
- 12/12, 8pm
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7-hour meeting on a Saturday in a Victorian built in 1884. Wood in this house is all Cuban Mahogany, which is extinct. Amazing house.
- 12/6, 5pm
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Guess the users were more important. #6wordepitaph
- 12/5, 11am
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OH: "If technology ever was capable of doing that, I would be balls deep in it."
- 12/5, 1am
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Redonkulous! Just paid $2.03/gal for 91 octane gas in West San Jose; spent under $20 total for a full tank. Regular was $1.81/gal. Wow.
- 12/3, 11pm
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"Stay fly, Ponyboy." "Isn't that 'stay gold, Ponyboy?'" "Not in *my* 'hood, it's not!"
- 11/29, 5pm
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Totally let down by Victoria's Secret discontinuing my scented bath products... AGAIN (3x). Gah b!tchez! -- y'all better come correct!!!
- 11/28, 5pm
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Got the 'itis yo. Where's Waldo and what am I doing here and who are you and please and thank you and may I have another?
- 11/28, 7am
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"So, it's sorta social. Demented and sad --- but social, right?" (The Breakfast Club)
- 11/16, 10am
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Talking w/ dudes who went to collge in upstate NY about NYHC, in 90s. One from RPI, one from Skidmore. WORLDS COLLIDE WORLDS COLLIDE
- 11/16, 1am
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@aynne A lot of that going on this morn. Our houseguest is passed out on the couch in the living room with his boxers off and bare ass out.
- 11/9, 8am
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w/ @slamhita: "I have a golden sun, she's more like a muted October." - Smith. LOL
- 11/8, 11pm
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Kinda pissed about the current state of Prop 8 right now. This is ridic. Why aren't all of these votes "NO?" WHAT?!? Are you *kidding* me?
- 11/4, 10pm
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@marjoriekase - Did the Dems take the senate majority in NY State? I really need to know. That's a 70-year power struggle, right there.
- 11/4, 8pm
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Prop 8 even BEING on a ballot and up for debate is insulting and embarrassing, California. It's just straight up bigotry. Despicable.
- 11/4, 7pm
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Yelling at the TV like it's the motherhumping Super Bowl.
- 11/4, 6pm
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Speaking of, I'm pretty sure my home state (NY) and CA won't disappoint. This has *gotta be* WRAPPED UP, BABY!!! No malt liquor tonight!
- 11/4, 6pm
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Went out to drop off my ballot envelope at the firehouse 5 doors down w/ my Albany hoodie on. Met a guy who lives on my floor from there.
- 11/4, 6pm
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Prepping for my electoral college drinking game: A shot of champagne for each blue state, and a shot of malt liquor for each red state.
- 11/4, 3pm
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Seriously, people. If you don't vote for Obama, I will make sure that I steal your kidney or liver when I don't have adequate healthcare.
- 11/4, 10am
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"Why yo' wings all shot up?" Me: "'Cause I'm like the 50-Cent of fairies."
- 10/31, 10pm
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"It's not a world tour, it's an AWARD TOUR." "With Muhammad?" "My man!"
- 10/31, 5pm
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Now in the Bronx and feeling vomitus. Anxiety, stress, too much booze, job stuffs, cramps, and 45 minutes of sleep. Dag. Srsly burnt out.
- 10/26, 6pm
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@totaldude It was cool hanging out with you & all the CDB nuskool. Hold it down for me! Btw, I'm fairly certain that "you're suspended." ;)
- 10/26, 5pm
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I love the Adirondacks in the fall, I swear, breaks my heart in 6 different pieces.
- 10/26, 2pm
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What radio geeks talk about: "Kurt Cobain swore in 'Come As You Are' that he didn't have a gun. Obviously, he was lying."
- 10/25, 4pm
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Well. That was clearly the most insane and eventful many hour layover that I have ever experienced.
- 10/24, 1pm
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I see all of you friends from Europe twittering, and it reminds me that my sleep cycle is horribly messed up. Ulgh. This really sucks.
- 10/22, 4am
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Me: "... no, actually that means you were surfing the pr0ns." Competitive surfer boy sitting next to me on plane: "You mean shrimps, right?"
- 10/21, 9pm
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Dear SF Politicians: Please stop phone spamming my cell, asking for votes. Obviously you need to revisit less annoying marketing strategies.
- 10/21, 3pm
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Mourning my suitcase. Had it for 11 years and the wheels are now DONE. Also, behind woman with amazingly long forearm hair. EWW GROOOOSS!
- 10/21, 3pm
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Riding in the flatbed of my housemate's father's pickup truck somewhere in Kaneohe so that @girl6 can fulfill her lifelong dream. Go figure.
- 10/21, 12am
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Thx @kariume and @ericnakagawa for an awesome time last night, I really needed that!
- 10/20, 9pm
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@ericnakagawa When you text me pidgin English my inner English major doesn't know if I should make the LOLspeak adjustment. ME NO GETIT.
- 10/17, 1am
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So, so sad. Why would anyone steal my perfectly indigo'ed denim shorts that I bought in 2002 in a Cleveland PacSun out of the car? :(
- 10/17, 1am
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@jphilipson took us drinking in Waikiki. This was probably a really bad idea. (Hanging on for dear life.)
- 10/16, 2am
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Hunting for hermit crabs in tidepools of volcanic rock on the North Shore; sunset should be coming soon.
- 10/14, 8pm
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I am officially really stressed out as of late. Today I found my first white hair. Ever. Sigh.
- 10/13, 3pm
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Correction via @tagami, it's Angel Island that's burning and 10%+ is on fire right now.
- 10/13, 12am
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At Twin Peaks with Dritan and Michelle, watching the fire burning out of control in Marin County right now.
- 10/13, 12am
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Tail end of trip in South Bay involving acquisition of fresh flowers, new eyeglasses, new Blackberry. Luckily also made the Attrition show.
- 10/10, 9am
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Goodnight, and San Dimas High School football rules.
- 10/8, 8pm
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Just made it to the Pacific Ocean in time for sunset, just outside of Cambria, CA. Perfect day.
- 10/8, 6pm
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It's hard to look at Joshua trees and not make the obvious jokes.
- 10/8, 10am
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In Mexico, getting all Bourne Identity up in this piece.
- 10/6, 3pm
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Fock. My US passport expired YESTERDAY. FIGURES!!!!!!!!!
- 10/4, 10pm
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On the road bound for Los Angeles., being the heroine in my friend's Mexican jail disaster; wishing I brought Sergio. Hindsight: 20/20.
- 10/4, 2pm
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Getting some serious mileage on the one of the two green bridesmaid's dresses I own. I should be a professional bridesmaid. Seriously.
- 10/2, 10pm
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Man, this tequila and whiskey hangover is not going away.
- 10/2, 4pm
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Choking dreams are the scariest and worst kind of dreams, ever.
- 10/1, 1pm
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Day 3: Walking across 3rd street for the last time, a mess of boxes, amused and smiling to myself. OHCRAPIFORGOTTOGETMYMEDSATWALGREENS
- 9/26, 10am
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2nd day unemployed... success! Now at the Juliana Hatfield show, being one of those dorky, annoying fangirls.
- 9/25, 8pm
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Robin Zander from Cheap Trick bought my housemate @umetaro dinner at Ryoko tonight. I wonder what makes him so freakin' special???
- 9/23, 12am
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Just came back from the SF Giants' Exec Offices. Wow, they are ridiculously nice people. Seriously.
- 9/22, 5pm
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So, of course I'm the jerk in the Vegas male strip club with the laser pointer! For everything else, there's MasterCard.
- 9/5, 9pm
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There's one born every minute!
- 9/4, 1am
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Just paid off my car. Looks like I'm slaying the 5 &10-year debts this year; good feeling. "Damage, Ooh! Damage, ooh!" - LL Cool J
- 9/3, 10am
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@johnnychung I'm in Vegas at the same time. HOLLA!
- 8/30, 11am
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Fighting the remnants of my accent: "axe" for "ask." I wonder if the IAC NYC office has that same problem. Hold up. Lemme Axe Jeeves.
- 8/29, 5pm
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Getting my face blown off.
- 8/28, 10pm
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Today is my 5-year San Franniversary.
- 8/26, 11am
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Game over at 1:37AM, bottom of the 15th, and Matt's camera is now finally dead and outta battery.
- 7/15, 10pm
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7th inning stretch, second time... 14th inning stretch. Giuliani and Bloomberg still sitting tight. I refuse to punk out before they do.
- 7/15, 10pm
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Oh my freakin' gahd! Top of the 12th and still sitting here, now beerless. Damn shame, is what it is! *waves at @nicolelee on teevee*
- 7/15, 9pm
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@raanan Thank you very much ;)
- 7/15, 7pm
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Penny Marshall just walked in front of us. Matt has no idea who Penny Marshall is. Huh-lowww!
- 7/15, 4pm
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Josh Hamilton from the Texa Rangers is a freakin' BEAST!!! 504 feet? DAMN! He's won the whole derby.
- 7/14, 6pm
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@ronbailey Yes, 1st base side, right behind LH batters like Sizemore and Utley
- 7/14, 5pm
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Will definitely be on Fox tonight during the HR Derby. Four rows behind the batter's box to the left of home plate.
- 7/14, 3pm
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Just met a Baltimore Oriole.
- 7/13, 11am
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Sue Decker just walked by me while at dinner.
- 6/14, 9pm
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I get really disgusted when people make racist remarks and comments, especially about the Japanese baseball players. C'mon East Bay, WTF?
- 6/12, 9pm
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Matsui... Grand Slam Homer!!!
- 6/12, 8pm
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A-Rod has a far more substantial butt than Jeter, FYI.
- 6/10, 8pm
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Beautiful night for a ballgame in Oakland with @r_pad, whom I only see every year... for Yankee games.
- 6/10, 6pm
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Was talking to @umetaro and said some founder of some company was a douche, except I subconsciously typed "foundr." OHMYGAHPLEASEKILLME.
- 6/8, 12pm
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OMG Kanye is doing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing.". WHAT?!?!
- 6/6, 11pm
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At Kanye West show w/ @mj and we just saw some guy with a silhouette of the Bay Bridge shaved into his fade. Dag.
- 6/6, 8pm
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Hey Bay, A friend's looking to sell some extra tickets for the Kanye West/Rhianna/Lupe Fiasco concert 2mrw in SJ. Do you want to go? D me.
- 6/5, 4pm
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He gave up 5 runs just now.
- 6/3, 8pm
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Too bad he sucks.
- 6/3, 8pm
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Sad I'm missing the Obama speech. But wait! There's wi-fi in this stadium!!!
- 6/3, 7pm
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Caught between my parents again. I hate this. Imma cry now.
- 6/3, 5pm
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I totally missed the penis shot in SITC because I got distracted by the guy-butt pimples.
- 6/2, 1am
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Apparently Justin Hall's mobile bachelor party. Uh.
- 6/1, 12am
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So, @ernieatlyd and @lhl and I left Laughing Squid and now we're on an SF cable car playing Rick James, WTF?
- 6/1, 12am
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Ran into an exec doing his nightly run, while exiting from where I had dinner solo. Weird. I forget we have lives outside outside of work.
- 5/31, 6pm
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@titanas and the rest of the Greek bloggers: Go easy on the Flaming Lamborghinis. As I recall there were a lot of hangovers last year! :)
- 5/31, 6pm
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*People's Elbow* assuming that *your* people are *my* people.
- 5/29, 6pm
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SCREAM FOR ME, TWITTER!!!i
- 5/28, 9pm
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At the Iron Maiden show, with Mullenweg. Man, I wish my Blackberry could just randomly insert umlauts right now into everything I type.
- 5/28, 7pm
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Uhm, just ended up talking to one of the bartenders at 111. He's in the US Bombs, holy CRAP!!! Epitaph!!!
- 5/28, 1am
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At the Thrice show. Man, I love them.
- 5/25, 9pm
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Sending messages to my washed-up pre-teen idols on MySpace. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. I am a nut.
- 5/20, 9pm
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ATE IT while on a training board for surfing. CTO comments on the mark of my true PM-ness: Holding my Blackberry up and out of the water.
- 5/16, 5pm
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Power's gone out in engineering. How convenient!
- 5/16, 4pm
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OH: "WHAT are you talking about... the Subaru Outback IS A TOTAL LEZWAGON!!"
- 5/16, 12pm
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Matt comments on Ana "The Hurricane" Julaton: "She's so pretty though. She doesn't look like a fighter." Me: "Yeah well, none of us do."
- 5/16, 11am
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The air tonight smells and feels wonderful. Reminds me of back when I commuted back from San Jose. Music blaring, foot on the accelerator.
- 5/16, 12am
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OH: "Douchehat?!?"
- 5/15, 10pm
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Realizing I've hit the dangerous point in my career where Google AdSense is READING MY MIND; not contextually targeting content in my Gmail.
- 5/15, 10am
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I kinda wish @ernieatlyd were here. I mean, he's Filipino... sort of... right?
- 5/14, 8pm
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Hanging at the ballpark with two non-Filipino Houstonians at the SF Giants Filipino Heritage night, where the Astros are playing.
- 5/14, 8pm
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At Carmen's before Filipino night at the ballpark. So... I see my commanding grasp of the Latin Freestyle genre isn't a freakish thing...
- 5/14, 6pm
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