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@eparillon as serious as the heart attack I'm surely going to have as a result of eating it. Totally worth the coronary.

Oct 19, 2009 11:34 PM

The beef we're eating shows up at the restaurant with a certificate of authenticity and a print of the cow's nose.

Oct 19, 2009 9:09 PM

Being a club DJ mustve gotten a lot easier after Daft Punk. Pretty sure even our cats know to start screaming when "One More Time" drops.

Oct 18, 2009 12:27 AM

@seldo I've only seen the pilot so possibly they recast. But i've always assumed you're a high tenor.

Oct 17, 2009 9:57 PM

@superfoot that cc sabathia is pretty good. You should patch things up with him.

Oct 16, 2009 11:37 PM

Had to pay $70 to check bags but got a free bottle of wine on the flight. We'll call that a wash, United. A sloppy chardonnay wash.

Oct 16, 2009 10:04 PM

Just finding out that Astonishing X-Men #25 by @warrenellis starts off with a Twitter joke: http://bit.ly/dV7zf (soooo cool!)

Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM

Walgreens Butter Mints: http://yfrog.com/0j2ejj Bow down before your God, America!

Oct 5, 2009 9:35 PM

@benjoffe wrote a script to stack a deck of cards such that the dealer always wins no matter where the cut is http://bit.ly/UngGJ

Oct 5, 2009 4:55 PM

Could be worse. You could be the game's greatest hitter and have your cryogenic head beaten with a monkey wrench: http://bit.ly/2CBovB

Oct 2, 2009 3:39 PM

1 year 11 months and 6 days: we go dutch.

Oct 1, 2009 8:27 PM

I've got the dorkiest desk at TwitterHQ. My comic book booty behind my dungeon master screen: http://yfrog.com/0rd1brj

Sep 23, 2009 3:22 PM

@cw wow. Didn't know he died. Seems like a pre-made This American Life segment.

Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM

Wonder how long my cell service is gonna last now that AT&T has declared war with 4chan. Why not pick a fight with breast feeding moms too?

Jul 26, 2009 9:34 PM

@xoxmaddie69 wow. And I was able to watch shirtless dudes on YouTube without having to wait in line at all.

Jul 24, 2009 8:54 PM

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