dipity

Don't get cocky.

Created by twitter_hansolo on Sep 5, 2008

Last updated: 02/01/10 at 10:00 PM

• Listening to the new DJ-D2 and MC Threepio record. Artoo is a suprisingly bad beatboxer.
  Jan 31, 2010 3:20 PM

  
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• @Lando_Cal brother your fro is smoother than a neutron star.
  Jan 27, 2010 2:53 AM

  
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• Tell me the odds, you get #banned.
  Jan 26, 2010 7:08 PM

  
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• Headed to Kaminominos. Their mystery meat pizza is amazing.
  Jan 25, 2010 5:57 PM

  
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• #omgfacts the Hutt national anthem includes a verse about ranch dressing.
  Jan 24, 2010 5:12 PM

  
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• One time I saw General Dodonna light a match off Prune Face's pruney face.
  Jan 20, 2010 11:00 AM

  
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• Survivor: Tatooine sure was boring. All the tribe members died of thirst in the first week so the...
  Jan 18, 2010 2:34 PM

  
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• Chewie can rip a man's arms from their sockets, but his violin playing brings a tear to my eye ev...
  Jan 13, 2010 6:04 PM

  
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• http://imwithcoco.com #teamconan
  Jan 12, 2010 3:53 PM

  
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• Awesome hand drawn Ewok movie poster from Ghana - http://bit.ly/4Jxk6e
  Jan 8, 2010 4:35 PM

  
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• I'm never going clubbing on Mantooine ever again. That's the last time I take party advice from T...
  Jan 1, 2010 4:51 PM

  
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• Don't tell anyone but I still have overdue DVDs from a Blockbuster on Alderaan.
  Dec 27, 2009 3:19 PM

  
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• Which wiseguy left a lump of carbonite in my stocking?
  Dec 25, 2009 8:46 PM

  
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• @GeneralVeers nah dude let's stay here! I think I just cleared the brassiere frontier! If the Fal...
  Dec 23, 2009 9:31 PM

  
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• Light side, lightsabers and lightspeed... heavy.
  Dec 19, 2009 7:05 PM

  
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• #omgfacts Chewie is actually a natural blonde.
  Dec 15, 2009 11:45 PM

  
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• @Nien_Nunb damn dude, total reproductive organ tease.
  Dec 15, 2009 6:07 AM

  
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• @Nien_Nunb I know you have a thing for snoots dude. Don't think I didn't see you and Garindian's ...
  Dec 15, 2009 5:58 AM

  
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• #freakythoughts making out with Sy Snootles... again.
  Dec 15, 2009 5:49 AM

  
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• @Lando_Cal keeps his pimp hand strong. http://twitpic.com/tlpz0
  Dec 15, 2009 2:37 AM

  
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• I feel dirty for posting this. Tweet in Klingon - http://bit.ly/5czls8
  Dec 14, 2009 12:10 AM

  
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• This is amazing. Star Wars comic made by a 9 year old in 1977 - http://bit.ly/8R9XPG
  Dec 11, 2009 6:20 AM

  
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• #FollowFriday @Lando_Cal @IG_88 @Nien_Nunb @SarlaccBeast @GeneralVeers @BobaFett_ @bluemilkspecia...
  Dec 11, 2009 5:24 AM

  
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• @thomaslennon is a funny man. http://bit.ly/8ZvTq9
  Dec 10, 2009 8:33 PM

  
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• @Lando_Cal Bossk's BBQ Bantha Bonanza bro!
  Dec 10, 2009 12:10 AM

  
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• #NeverTrust a girl who tells you all females of her species have Adam's Apples.
  Dec 8, 2009 9:03 PM

  
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• #Adidas Originals #StarWars Collection for 2010! http://bit.ly/4oXzzm #shoes /via @starwars this ...
  Dec 8, 2009 5:13 PM

  
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• @stormtrooper because they're fast, a concept also discovered by Sir. Desmond Cloud.
  Dec 7, 2009 4:09 AM

  
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• Nothing beats a carbonite slushie.
  Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM

  
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• "it sounded like a good time but than han told the story of hef, now I'm scared." nothing suss @D...
  Dec 2, 2009 7:50 AM

  
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• @Lando_Cal bro, I have no idea, but when I woke up my pants were on backwards and Hef was wearing...
  Dec 2, 2009 2:30 AM

  
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• @Lando_Cal Bunny time in t-minus 25 parsecs.
  Nov 29, 2009 9:06 PM

  
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• @Lando_Cal sounds good man, but can you tell Hef to stop stealing my pickup techniques? It's emba...
  Nov 29, 2009 8:44 PM

  
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• $13 shipping!? No thank you! http://bit.ly/7DydWz
  Nov 29, 2009 6:49 PM

  
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• Kudos to @bluemilkspecial for the custom avatar! RT @VidGame_Critic: Your Profile Pic is AWESOME!...
  Nov 28, 2009 4:39 PM

  
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• #omgfacts every day I thank God for the feathery hair he has blessed me with.
  Nov 28, 2009 5:48 AM

  
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• And I thought this turkey looked good on the outside. I love this new lightsaber carving knife Lu...
  Nov 27, 2009 9:58 PM

  
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• RT @tifr: Adidas Originals x Star Wars Spring/Summer 2010 Collection http://bit.ly/4MB1oF
  Nov 25, 2009 4:30 PM

  
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• @Lando_Cal everyone on Facebook apparently. Thanks Lobot.
  Nov 24, 2009 5:37 AM

  
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• @Danny_DeVito keep those hands where I can see them buddy. http://yfrog.com/33zuebj
  Nov 24, 2009 5:28 AM

  
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• Thanks for all the #FollowFriday mentions guys!!
  Jul 24, 2009 4:27 PM

  
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• Reading Blue Milk Special http://www.bluemilkspecial.com #FollowFriday @bluemilkspecial
  Jul 24, 2009 5:05 AM

  
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• @GOGcom I want a Good Old Game for free http://www.gog.com #GOGgiveaway
  Jul 22, 2009 8:44 AM

  
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• #followfriday @StarWars @JekPorkins @UncleOwen
  Jul 16, 2009 4:58 PM

  
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• Hahahaha, @danecook is following @c3po @hansolo & @chewbacca. (via @tayhinson)
  Jul 15, 2009 7:46 AM

  
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• @clonetrooper What about Ben?
  Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM

  
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• @Nien_Nunb I have the Yarna d'al' Gargan centerfold in the Falcon's restroom. Quality.
  Jul 10, 2009 7:07 PM

  
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• @landocalrissian Remind me not to lend you the Falcon again.
  Jul 8, 2009 8:12 AM

  
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• #nothingpersonal, but I hate it when people get cocky.
  Jul 7, 2009 4:51 PM

  
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• Mmmm.. Salacious crumbed nerf schnitzel.
  Jun 24, 2009 11:10 PM

  
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