helen_bishop @bettydraper Betty always looks so perfect. Too bad she looks like she hasn't laughed in 2 years. I feel for @_dondraper. - 8/3, 12pm from web

helen_bishop Ug, these snaps!!! Bras... created by men. another contraption made to hold women back. There should be an anti-bra movement, hee hee - 7/17, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @quodsumeris I like the Beach Boys. Their music is just so freeing and fun. Who cannot smile from ear to ear when they're on the radio? - 7/17, 12pm from web

helen_bishop I do feel a woman will be President before a colored person, though. Racism is so hard to change . We can only hope for a brighter tomorrow. - 7/17, 12pm from Seesmic

helen_bishop @SecretaryPool Yes, @peggyolson needs to get the Feminine Mystique too, although I don't know Peggy - only heard of her. Please pass on info - 7/17, 11am from web

helen_bishop @SecretaryPool Reading this great book, The Feminine Mystique. Things are going to change for women. You should get it - by Betty Friedan - 7/17, 11am from web

helen_bishop @LibbyLilo That's a great idea. @hullaballloogirl and @midge_daniels got me a darling outfit for another party! - 7/17, 11am from web

helen_bishop A friend said she can get me tix to the Emmys. What a shock to @_dondraper & @bettydraper and all in Ossining. Helen Bishop at the Emmys! - 7/16, 7pm from web

helen_bishop http://twitpic.com/a3a63 - Right in the middle of The Untouchables - THIS! - 7/11, 9pm from TwitPic

helen_bishop @bajastudio21 I've never seen @_dondraper poolside except when he stands stiffly waiting for a chance to leave. Is it him-or just Ossining? - 7/9, 9pm from web

helen_bishop @junkiecat @bettydraper has a side not too many see. She may look happy but I doubt it seriously... Glen, STOP IT! - 7/9, 1pm from web

helen_bishop I need a cigarette. Glen, please go to your room! - 7/9, 1pm from web

helen_bishop I dropped by the drapers bar-b-q on the wrong day. The looks from @bettydraper and @_dondraper, you'd think i robbed a bank. - 7/8, 12pm from web

helen_bishop I just added myself to [ http] Twitter Directory under #mad-men #television #divorcee - 5/15, 9pm from TwitR

helen_bishop Coulda sworn I saw Robert Mitchum last night at the Half Note. He looked 3 sheets to the wind. If I had the nerve would have said something - 3/25, 8pm from web

helen_bishop I passed @_dondraper in the car this morning. He looked like he was in a heck of a hurry to get out of Dodge. - 3/24, 5pm from web

helen_bishop Funny that Sing Sing is in Ossining. I guess we all live in our own prisons no matter where we are. - 1/9, 8pm from web

helen_bishop Laurence Harvey not only looks like @don_draper he has the same blank stare. Kind of like @don_draper's another person. - 1/9, 8pm from web

helen_bishop Looking at Manchurian Candidate movie poster, can't help but think Laurence Harvey looks a bit like @don_draper. - 1/8, 4pm from web

helen_bishop The kids are eating franco-american. Babysitter coming, then I'm off to see re-release of The Manchurian Candidate. - 1/8, 4pm from web

helen_bishop Saw @betty_draper smoking a cigarette and dragging the Christmas tree outside. Maybe I should be nice & send @glen_bishop over to help. - 1/8, 1pm from web

helen_bishop Can't sleep. Drinking some scotch. Phone rang four times this evening and no one was on it. - 1/6, 10pm from web

helen_bishop Watched The Andy Griffith Show tonight. Why can't Glen be like Opie? Of course that red-headed Opie has no future passed the show. - 1/6, 10pm from web

helen_bishop @BadBettyDraper To say I'm offended would be an understatement. - 1/5, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @betty_draper Betty, where have you been? I've called your house, no answer. Is everything OK? - 1/4, 11pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans Oh, I would love to join you girls, but I have so much ironing. The kids were wrinkled yesterday and the stares they got! - 1/3, 11pm from web

helen_bishop Guess I'll go for a walk up on Tree Ridge. So quiet and peaceful. I like it up there. Since when has walking been a sin? - 1/3, 2pm from web

helen_bishop Another bright shiny day in disturbia. - 1/3, 2pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans @StarrDJeans Let's go with the lace one. Very flattering waistline! I love your style! - 1/1, 7pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans That one looks perfect! I love it! - 1/1, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans I love the gold dress you showed me but would feel more comfortable in cocktail length. My best colors are gold, red & green. - 1/1, 2pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans OK, sounds like a plan. Let's plan Wednesday. I'll take the train. Should we meet for lunch? - 1/1, 2pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans That would be such a fun thing to do! I have Weds off and my ex has thekids this weekend. Did you like #madhouse? - 1/1, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @bettydraper Over already! Betty it was delightful. Do you want me to help you clean up? #madhouse - 1/1, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @Carla_madmen Carla, those black-eyed peas were such a wonderful trat. Is it a family recipe? #madhouse - 1/1, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @francine_hanson Yes, he was buying SOMETHING but I went on break so am not sure exactly what it was. He is a such a dear. #madhouse - 1/1, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans @francine_hanson, let's just say with friends like that... Very smug - and that two-timing husband. Zip the lip! #madhouse - 1/1, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @francine_hanson Francine, that necklace you're wearing looks familiar. Is it from Benson's? #madhouse - 1/1, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara You appear to have that extra gleam in your eye. Is it possible one of us has found love? Who is that nice person with you? - 1/1, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Oh I'm so sorry. From behind you looked like Frank. That's kind of spooky. I need another champagne cocktail. #madhouse - 1/1, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @bettydraper Thanks Betty! I'm trying to be more uptown. Is @frank_ohara here yet? - 1/1, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans What a doll! You are a godsend. Too bad you don't live in Ossining. - 12/31, 4pm from web

helen_bishop @StarrDJeans Not sure about the skirt. I think I need more pizzazz. What do u suggest? - 12/31, 4pm from web

helen_bishop @HullaballooGirl No BRA? Not sure I could go that far. A person could get arrested. That's all I would need with those suburban gals. - 12/30, 6pm from web

helen_bishop For #warhol party, I've got that red pencil skirt I could shorten to my thigh, maybe add a slit. I mean, what the hell? - 12/30, 5pm from web

helen_bishop @Carlton_Hanson A motorcycle?? Someday someone will come up with a term for men like you at this stage in life. - 12/30, 4pm from web

helen_bishop Thank God the kids love Swanson's turkey TV dinner with stuffing and cranberry sauce. At least it creates somewhat of a festive atmosphere. - 12/30, 4pm from web

helen_bishop Just look at @glen_bishop on that couch. What am I doing wrong? - 12/30, 4pm from web

helen_bishop Glen, stop picking your nose and eat your spaghetti. - 12/30, 12am from web

helen_bishop There's Carlton mowing the lawn at @francine_hanson's. The model of wedded bliss. - 12/29, 11pm from web

helen_bishop Taking a walk around the neighborhood. What am I doing in Ossinininininngngng (or however you spell it)... - 12/29, 11pm from web

helen_bishop Called in sick to work. Shopping Menken's 1 Day After-Christmas Sale for something smart to wear to the Drapers' Open #Madhouse on Thursday. - 12/29, 8am from web

helen_bishop Taking the Sara Lee out of the freezer to be ready for Christmas Eve dinner tonight. - 12/24, 7am from web

helen_bishop @HullaballooGirl Spending time with @frank_ohara yesterday was a very enlightening experience, honey ;) - 12/24, 6am from web

helen_bishop Why are all the good men hitched or homosexual? - 12/23, 9pm from web

helen_bishop @bettydraper Sorry I'm late for the #madteaparty. Hope you don't mind an extra guest. This is the vanguard poet @Frank_ohara! - 12/23, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara My, what an interesting conversationalist you are. Do you have time for tea? A friend is having a #madteaparty. - 12/23, 11am from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Confessional? Are you Catholic? - 12/23, 11am from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Sorry, just move those voter registrations off the seat. These VWs aren't very roomy, I know. - 12/23, 11am from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Would you sign my pamphlet? And if you don't have a ride to the station, I'd be honored. - 12/23, 11am from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara is not only handsome, but erudite, too. No wedding ring. I wonder what is his annual income. - 12/23, 11am from web

helen_bishop I wonder if @frank_ohara is single. - 12/23, 11am from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Are any of your poems political? - 12/23, 10am from web

helen_bishop Attending a poetry reading before the #madteaparty. Listening to the marvelous @frank_ohara. A poet who writes about Cokes! - 12/23, 10am from web

helen_bishop @bettydraper Just back from the jewelry store and got your message. Love to, but might be a tad late for your #madteaparty. - 12/22, 3pm from web

helen_bishop Another holiday party. And the dashing man who's been talking my ear off? The married host. - 12/19, 7pm from web

helen_bishop Why bother with a tree that needs water and sheds needles when a beautiful aluminum one looks so festive? - 12/13, 6am from web

helen_bishop @bettydraper He's speaking at the high school! I'll send you a flier! @benjamin_spock is smart about more than just children, you know? - yesterday, 9am from web

helen_bishop @bettydraper Kids are fine. @glen_bishop is with his dad for a bit. Does them both good. Have you heard @benjamin_spock is coming to town? - yesterday, 9am from web

helen_bishop Any advice on dating a pilot? - 11/6, 3pm from web

helen_bishop Sorry, kids. Out of frozen fish sticks. How about cream of tomato soup and Wonder toast for supper? - 10/29, 3pm from web

helen_bishop If only @bettydraper would realize there are many advantages to the state she finds herself in. - 10/21, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @benjamin_spock What to do about a child's bizarre behavior in the preteenage years? - 10/21, 12pm from web

helen_bishop @1973garnets ;) - 10/18, 3pm from web

helen_bishop Switching to a new bank to get a free toaster. I hear where you are, you can buy a new toaster to get a free bank ;) - 10/16, 8am from web

helen_bishop @MickMonroe My hearing is fine. It's my vision I'm beginning to worry about, living tucked away up here in Ossining. - 10/16, 8am from web

helen_bishop @wickenden Is that a good thing? - 10/16, 8am from web

helen_bishop @artwhithbyte Ahem. Have you read Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. in Ladies Home Journal? - 10/16, 8am from web

helen_bishop @MickMonroe I picked out new wallpaper. Just for you ;) - 10/16, 8am from web

helen_bishop Here's a first. Old man valet parking at benefit tonite wouldn't take my car. Said he wouldn't park a Hitler scooter! Hitler scooter??? - 10/14, 7pm from web

helen_bishop @SquashBlossom If my place wasn't such a mess, I could find it for you ;) - 10/13, 5am from web

helen_bishop @SquashBlossom I can't take credit. I saw it in a story once in Ladies Home Journal. Apt term, don't you think? - 10/12, 9pm from web

helen_bishop @pdxmama Well, most kids in modern times learn how to mix drinks. It's the 4th R of education: reading, writing, arithmetic, martini ;) - 10/12, 9pm from web

helen_bishop @bettydraper The worst thing you can do is drunk dial them, honey. - 10/12, 9am from web

helen_bishop Wondering what kind of problems @bettydraper will have with her perfect kids down the road. - 10/9, 8am from web

helen_bishop @CathyBrooks Oh! Marvelous idea. @bettydraper does know her jewelry. Perhaps I'll mention this to her. Who knows!? - 10/9, 8am from web

helen_bishop @winebratsf I just called @bettydraper and she says he's not there. - 10/9, 7am from web

helen_bishop Where's Glen? - 10/8, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @CathyBrooks You mean @bettydraper? She claims not to be political but I have a feeling that may change before long. - 10/8, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @bobinoregon Good hunch! - 10/8, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @CathyBrooks @kgregson For change in our community. - 10/8, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Do you mean stewardesses? ; ) - 10/8, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Oh, dear. I'm having such a time keeping track of that boy. - 10/6, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @crackedego Swanson's Salibury steak is quite tasty, too. - 10/6, 7am from web

helen_bishop @JoeHageOnline Thank you for the nice things you said. I must say, I don't get many compliments these days. - 10/6, 7am from web

helen_bishop Fried chicken and mashed potatoes, coming right up, kids. Thank you, Swanson's! - 10/5, 3pm from web

helen_bishop @bobinoregon Really? I'll check there. - 10/5, 3pm from web

helen_bishop @dwayne_king But it's still summer in Ossining! ; ) - 10/5, 3pm from web

helen_bishop Merde! Bottle of baby oil's gone missing again. - 10/5, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @frank_ohara Putting on my face is just an expression. I was trying out for the madrigal group in town. Didn't make it, though. : ( - 10/5, 7am from web

helen_bishop Putting on my face. Hoping the sitter won't be late again. - 10/3, 2pm from web

helen_bishop @CathyBrooks Thanks for your vote of confidence! - 10/3, 2pm from web

helen_bishop Took the kids to the city to apply for the job. RCA says it doesn't hire women with children. : ( - 9/29, 1pm from web

helen_bishop @kittysafe Why, thank you! - 9/29, 1pm from web

helen_bishop Clipping a want-ad in the paper for RCA building guidettes. It says girls have to be under 30. But perhaps I could pass? - 9/28, 8am from web

helen_bishop Wishing the light would hurry up and turn green. Carlton Hanson making eyes at me from the next car. With Ernie in the front seat! - 9/27, 2pm from web

helen_bishop @MichelleBlanc Je vous remercie pour votre aimable idées. - 9/26, 5pm from web

helen_bishop Remembering a young, inexperienced candidate outdoing older favorite in first TV debate 9-26-60 [ http] - 9/26, 5pm from web

helen_bishop @BetheChangeInc Thank you for these worthwhile suggestions. But heavens, 2008 seems further away than Zimbabwe! - 9/25, 9am from web

helen_bishop @CathyBrooks You're right. I had no idea that moving here would feel alot like being the new kid in high school. - 9/25, 8am from web

helen_bishop @hello_juliana But shouldn't our husbands also learn to keep us? - 9/25, 8am from web

helen_bishop @TheRoadToHome Thanks for these sad words of wisdom. - 9/25, 8am from web

helen_bishop @awolk @BetheChangeInc The Peace Corps! What an interesting notion. I must say zipping off to Zimbabwe sounds tempting. - 9/25, 8am from web

helen_bishop Why is it that people who moved up here first seem to have the idea that they own the neighborhood? - 9/24, 5pm from web

helen_bishop At the market. They're handing out fliers for a kids arts and crafts class in the park today. Maybe I'll take Glen. He needs a new outlet. - 9/24, 8am from web

helen_bishop Has anybody seen my Aqua Net? - 9/24, 7am from web

helen_bishop @musingsfromme Thank you! Speling has never been my forte. - 9/24, 7am from web

helen_bishop Scrubbing the damn dog crap off my Tretons. Yesterday, the Draper mutt left a present on the sidewalk. This is supposed to be lucky? - 9/23, 6am from web

helen_bishop poor @bettydraper can only let go when no one is looking [ http] - 9/20, 12pm from web

helen_bishop Walking out to the driveway to get the paper. Wondering what would happen if I just kept on walking. - 9/20, 5am from web

helen_bishop @benjamin_spock Can divorce damage the mental health of a child? - 9/19, 5pm from web

helen_bishop @glen_bishop We DO NOT air our dirty laundry in public. Time for bed! - 9/19, 5pm from web

helen_bishop Einstein used to take long walks during the day. He said it clears the mind. - 9/18, 9am from web

helen_bishop @benbarren I think @bettydraper is the one who need prescription drugs, not my son. - 9/16, 6pm from web

helen_bishop If the fridge wasn't so big, I'm sure I'd misplace that, too. - 9/15, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @jamesbont The perfect combo! - 9/15, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @benbarren I don't think I could share quarters with @bettydraper, given her strange behavior with Glen. - 9/15, 6pm from web

helen_bishop On my way home from the jewelry store. Wishing someone would be there cooking my dinner. What I need is a wife. - 9/15, 3pm from web

helen_bishop @erickalutz I did. Although I had to fend off kidnapping by the Drapers in their pretentious new car. That @bettydraper can be persistent! - 9/14, 3pm from web

helen_bishop @pdxmama Mon dieu. Hard to imagine that a job like that exists. - 9/14, 3pm from web

helen_bishop Got Glen at the ironing board, pressing shirts for a nickel apiece again. Going out for a long walk. - 9/14, 8am from web

helen_bishop @benbarren I agree that @bettydraper is jealous of moi, but I think she's too blind (or delusional) to realize it. - 9/14, 8am from web

helen_bishop Neighborhood prom queen @bettydraper may give me the cold shoulder. But I suspect my independence is something she dreams of. - 9/12, 7am from web

helen_bishop With gas now up to 29 cents a gallon, how can boys at the pump still expect to be tipped? - 9/11, 7am from web

helen_bishop There's @bettydraper hurrying out of the store. Glad Glen isn't with me. She has some sort of sick fixation with that boy. - 9/10, 9am from web

helen_bishop Oh, look! They're even making frozen pie crusts now. Now where do they stock cans of cherry filling? I'll look like a regular Betty Crocker! - 9/10, 9am from web

helen_bishop Am I really the only one in this neighborhood who locks the front door? - 9/7, 11am from web

helen_bishop @yogacowgirls You made my day. - 9/7, 11am from web

helen_bishop Looking everywhere for my I. Miller navy blue pump, right foot. - 9/5, 8am from web

helen_bishop @interactivem Why, thank you. If only everyone in this neighborhood were as friendly. - 9/3, 6am from web

helen_bishop Letting both kids sit in front seat of VW. Committee meeting will be educational for them. - 9/2, 4pm from web

helen_bishop Need a sitter again tonite. Calling @francine_hanson for the number of that Immaculate Conception girl. - 9/2, 10am from web

helen_bishop Breakfast: Sara Lee cheesecake and an eye-opener. Cocoa puffs for the kids. - 9/1, 5am from web

helen_bishop #1 Tip For Divorcees: Prepare yourself to be left out of get togethers. People don't trust odd numbers, I guess. - 8/31, 6pm from web

helen_bishop @zanniej Mon dieu, I don't mean to be hard on @francine_hanson, @bettydraper. It's just that we see things differently. Or don't see things. - 8/29, 3pm from web

helen_bishop @vivzan Wish I had more time for tweets but Benson's job is quite demanding. Also volunteer work. Which some people (@bettydraper) avoid. - 8/29, 3pm from web

helen_bishop @DanLorien No problem. I don't call on @bettydraper to babysit anymore. So, alas, couldn't make the stadium. - 8/29, 3pm from web

helen_bishop I think being a working girl gives u important perspective. Some people (@francine_hanson, @bettydraper) have too much time on their hands. - 8/28, 11am from web

helen_bishop This isn't quite the life I imagined as a Mt. Holyoke girl. - 8/27, 5pm from web

helen_bishop Beautiful day. Got Glen on the school bus. Going out for a long walk. - 8/27, 5am from web