dipity

Just a dork with a strange career.

Created by twitter_juliaallison on Sep 6, 2008

Last updated: 03/05/10 at 05:27 PM

• So, @ConorKnighton thinks I should just be a Slutty Ballerina, and leave being a Care Bear for ne...
  Oct 30, 2009 8:51 PM

  
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• http://twitpic.com/ncvyr - Funshine Puppy! @Lillydog tries on her "infant sized" Halloween costum...
  Oct 28, 2009 10:20 PM

  
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• "Charm is seduction without the sex."
  Oct 28, 2009 10:01 AM

  
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• Sweet dreams, baby. (and by "baby" I mean all you beautiful people up late on Twitter this rainy ...
  Oct 25, 2009 1:25 AM

  
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• Trying to nap in the car on the way to the airport. And no, I am not on time. In other news: I fi...
  Jul 28, 2009 4:36 AM

  
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• Must leave for airport in an hour. Ask if I've finished packing. No, really. Ask. FINE I'LL T...
  Jul 28, 2009 3:08 AM

  
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• Just finished my segment on MTV's "It's On" - now en route to lunch @ Pastis w GMTV producer to d...
  Jul 23, 2009 10:39 AM

  
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• @darryl_pierce - See, that's always been my thinking on it. Just keep it light, not too intense. ...
  Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM

  
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• Is it too obvious to make a rule called "DON'T GIVE YOUR SIG OTHER YOUR PASSWORD to ANYTHING, YOU...
  Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM

  
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• http://twitpic.com/aw3sw - Screenshot of my 2nd MSNBC segment this morning. (The Hair is very, ve...
  Jul 19, 2009 7:45 AM

  
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• En route to MSNBC, desperately trying to get my brain to work.
  Jul 19, 2009 4:56 AM

  
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• (For those who don't know, six word memoirs are based upon Hemingway's famous six word story: Fo...
  Jul 16, 2009 9:19 AM

  
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• "I have such a bad memory that I have to record everything or else ... pretty much I wouldn't kno...
  Jul 14, 2009 6:50 PM

  
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• Slept hooked up to a breathing machine last night. Less than fun.
  Jul 8, 2009 4:11 AM

  
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• "In all your trials & tribulations, remember that it's not what you face that counts, but rather ...
  Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM

  
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• @randizuckerberg - um, duh. I LOL'd when you told me you were going there. Total tourist trap. ...
  Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM

  
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• Was that a dream? My god, I need a massage.
  Jun 25, 2009 5:18 AM

  
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• T minus one hour until PROJECT RED (In my head: "You make me nervous, nervous, nervous. Hella he...
  Jun 24, 2009 8:59 AM

  
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• Goodbye my loves! @meghan & @LizShayala are off to LA for 48 hours ... I'm stuck in the (currentl...
  Jun 17, 2009 4:31 AM

  
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• RT @tmiweekly "Are you doing something fun for Father's Day?"- Just got my dad his pres: a digita...
  Jun 16, 2009 9:47 AM

  
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• In a bikini sunning on my balcony for the 1st time since I moved in almost 2 yrs ago. Honestly? S...
  Jun 7, 2009 2:42 PM

  
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• Met HH's friends last night. Chugged 3/4 of a beer. Tried not to humiliate myself. Still sort of ...
  Jun 7, 2009 9:40 AM

  
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• Okay, post office, check! Just sent a red tutu to Miss Sarah Milligan to thank her for letting m...
  Jun 5, 2009 1:23 PM

  
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• Had a dream that I counseled Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi through a breakup by telling them ...
  Jun 3, 2009 10:42 AM

  
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• At the AJC dinner for an hour and we're still on the salad course - is it wrong that I just want ...
  Jun 1, 2009 4:33 PM

  
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• En route to Georgetown for five year college reunion. Should I have brought the cheerleading unif...
  May 28, 2009 12:08 PM

  
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• Meeting @Meghan @ Norma's for a post-trip, post-date post-mortem post-brunch. Post-yay.com
  May 23, 2009 9:59 AM

  
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• On flight home - middle seat next to 3 month old baby. Treacherous ... Or adorable? Can't decide.
  May 22, 2009 2:58 PM

  
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• P.S. The tracksuit is velour. Even for me, that's a sartorial low. Then again, I'm in Florida.
  May 22, 2009 1:29 PM

  
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• My sandals are completely waterlogged & the only other pair I have are heels. So now I'm That Gir...
  May 22, 2009 1:09 PM

  
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• @FloreatMagdalen - http://tinyurl.com/ozsaeq THE SEA WORLD TWEET-OFF CONTEST IS ON!
  May 21, 2009 9:09 PM

  
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• Just had forthright discussion ab animal rights issues inherent in aquatic theme parks w the hea...
  May 20, 2009 7:03 PM

  
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• Jetblue, I love you. Let's have babies with lots of legroom.
  May 20, 2009 4:23 AM

  
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• I keep thinking I hear @Lillydog, but she's staying with her Aunt @Meghan. Maybe I have phantom ...
  May 19, 2009 7:49 PM

  
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• I guess I should go work out now? ugh. LAME.
  May 19, 2009 6:13 PM

  
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• @LevenRambin - HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!
  May 17, 2009 1:03 PM

  
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• #WhatIDidinHS: debate team, AV club, Stage Crew, VP of the Global Exchange Club, Latin club, Sync...
  May 14, 2009 11:48 PM

  
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• @rbillow - that's right, bitch: BURNING MAN. Be careful or I'll put you on the MANTA coaster when...
  May 8, 2009 6:44 PM

  
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• Getting ready for ROCK CLIMBING at Chelsea Piers this afternoon, filmed for our series of "Ultima...
  May 6, 2009 10:00 AM

  
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• But what, pray tell, Sir Borthwick, does a business model "smell" like? ;) NYT on shortened URLs ...
  May 4, 2009 3:03 PM

  
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• God, it's a beauiful day in New York City!! On my way to drop off a ginormous bag of stuff to Hou...
  May 2, 2009 12:19 PM

  
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• JUST ARRIVED HOME! I missed you, NYC. I'm here almost 2 weeks in a row! Until May 8th (then DC ...
  Apr 28, 2009 7:06 PM

  
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• "Few great men do not assert total control over their domains. I doubt Winston Churchill ever sai...
  Apr 26, 2009 10:01 PM

  
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• Getting ready to meet my little brother over at MIT - he's invited me to the Sara Bareilles conce...
  Apr 25, 2009 2:19 PM

  
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• OH @ our dinner: "I'm really bad at stalking."
  Apr 23, 2009 9:21 PM

  
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• @John_Hwang - WOW! I'm really impressed. Yes, 1459 is the Internet Relay Chat Protocol! http://ww...
  Apr 23, 2009 6:56 AM

  
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• David Karp just got to my apartment for a late late late late dinner!
  Apr 22, 2009 8:23 PM

  
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• Long evening talk with my parents & @Sarahcuda ... now we're all in bed. Flight to SF tomorrow! G...
  Apr 15, 2009 10:40 PM

  
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• @olcayozkan - So you mean that once a relationship is completed, we must pretend our exes are str...
  Apr 3, 2009 5:46 AM

  
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• Deep Packing Thoughts: It just occurred to me - I've never said at the end of any trip, "God, if ...
  Mar 31, 2009 10:02 AM

  
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