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The Official Mark Hoppus Twitter Page. For What It's Worth..

Created by twitter_markhoppus on Mar 28, 2009

Last updated: 07/20/10 at 11:01 AM

• "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey" is the original twitter.
  Jul 18, 2010 12:31 PM

  
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• I think most of us never knew "qi" was actually a word before desperately throwing a "Hail Mary" ...
  Jul 17, 2010 9:39 PM

  
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• Thing is, today isn't my birthday. I just hope everyone chants that for me, like I'm winning a da...
  Jul 14, 2010 9:38 AM

  
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• Today, when I walk in a room, I hope everyone starts chanting "Go Mark! Go Mark! It's your birthd...
  Jul 14, 2010 9:35 AM

  
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• 2 hour drive & 110 degree heat, but finally in Palm Springs. Can't wait for Coachella tonight!! A...
  Jul 12, 2010 1:11 PM

  
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• Congratulations, Spain! I always knew you were going to win, especially after I looked at the fin...
  Jul 11, 2010 3:02 PM

  
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• For nonsense that cannot be contained in 140 characters, I've been using www.facebook.com/markho...
  Jul 7, 2010 7:35 AM

  
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• Congratulations to Spain, Uruguay, the Netherlands and Germany! On to the semi-finals...
  Jul 3, 2010 1:27 PM

  
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• Wait, I'm confused. Which one is Team Edward, the werewolf or the shark?
  Jul 1, 2010 9:27 PM

  
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• Whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!! Those WERE the droids they we looking for!!!!
  Jul 1, 2010 2:54 PM

  
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• morning breath. my mouth just asked my teeth if they farted. fixing that situation and then head...
  Jul 1, 2010 7:24 AM

  
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• In hell, it's always rush hour on the 405/10 interchange and you're already running late.
  Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM

  
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• Am I the only one who calls the tv show: "Beverly Hills, Ninety Thousand Two Hundred Ten"?
  Jun 29, 2010 5:03 PM

  
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• blink-182 recording today. new album type stuff.
  Jun 29, 2010 9:32 AM

  
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• Today is my last day off for a LONG time, so I set my alarm for 5am to make sure I got as much re...
  Jun 27, 2010 6:12 AM

  
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• Truth be told, if I were a Roman Emporer, I'd probably want a month named after me too. I'd call ...
  Jun 24, 2010 5:27 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/markhoppus/statuses/16973089378

• "Great Odin's Raven!!!"
  Jun 23, 2010 6:19 PM

  
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• Trying to find this restaurant in New York. Just saw 3 dudes comparing needle tracks and a woman ...
  Jun 23, 2010 2:29 PM

  
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• If I were a dentist I'd blast The Refused in my office because damn, that'd be rad.
  Jun 18, 2010 9:32 AM

  
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• Is there anywhere I can place a bet on the NBA final game 5 from two nights ago?
  Jun 15, 2010 2:10 PM

  
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• We're so proud! What a triumph!! We totally didn't lose! If we keep it up we might be able to ti...
  Jun 12, 2010 1:48 PM

  
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• "close the blast doors.....OPEN THE BLAST DOORS! OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!"
  Jun 10, 2010 11:30 PM

  
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• In hell, they serve your favorite food, but run out of it right before you order.
  Jun 8, 2010 4:11 PM

  
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• I think this is a good policy. http://bit.ly/bkNlfw
  Jun 6, 2010 5:03 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/markhoppus/statuses/15589559002

• @bunyan71 that's SOO not cool. Spiderman Rosenberg is an awesome name! What about Silver Surfer o...
  Apr 6, 2010 2:04 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/markhoppus/statuses/11718540737

• Watching the game but I have NO clue. I just keep yelling things like "Take the shot!" and "Where...
  Apr 5, 2010 6:40 PM

  
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• I think that all the problems of the modern world could be mended by requiring restaurants to ser...
  Apr 5, 2010 9:27 AM

  
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• @havenlamoureux yeah? How else are dogs supposed to keep their pants up?!
  Mar 28, 2010 12:10 PM

  
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• Someone just tried to talk to me about NCAA playoffs. Having no idea, I looked blank and nodded. ...
  Mar 27, 2010 12:52 PM

  
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• Riding my bike everywhere helps save fuel and the environment AND ensures I will arrive everywher...
  Mar 24, 2010 11:28 AM

  
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• As a former English major and fan of literature, I was very proud to use the hyphenated phrase "f...
  Mar 23, 2010 12:20 AM

  
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• Hopp on Pop! SXSW pick: @Broken_Bells. http://su.pr/5VFEkz Also,I wish I were out there to catch ...
  Mar 18, 2010 1:42 PM

  
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• @NadinePena Yeah! That'd rule! What happened to that nice weather from the other day?!?!
  Mar 14, 2010 9:42 PM

  
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• @wonkybonkers thanks! when is yours?
  Mar 14, 2010 9:08 PM

  
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• @jennagaragiola haha! thanks very much!
  Mar 14, 2010 8:24 PM

  
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• Just saw the Tim Burton exhibit at the MoMA. My brain hurts from how many awesomes it is!
  Mar 11, 2010 3:43 PM

  
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• I think they should make Zombie Barbie with the optional Post-Apocalypse Concrete Shelter Dreamho...
  Mar 9, 2010 3:20 PM

  
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• Stoked that the new Gorillaz and Broken Bells albums came out today. MUSIC!!! What else is good?
  Mar 9, 2010 8:13 AM

  
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• thanks very much, collective brain. i am checking out avenger and the girl with the dragon tattoo...
  Mar 8, 2010 8:55 PM

  
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• i'm listening to animal collective on vinyl. do i get my hipster badge now?
  Mar 8, 2010 6:55 PM

  
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• I think Oscar Mayer should throw an Oscar party with a performance by John Mayer. Call it Oscar M...
  Mar 7, 2010 4:13 PM

  
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• pics, because it happened. http://bit.ly/dpPDKd
  Mar 7, 2010 1:48 PM

  
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• Sorry, there was supposed to be a link. THIS is what stokes me out every single time. http://bi...
  Mar 6, 2010 4:53 PM

  
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• Oh man. I'm SOOO back in on vinyl records. Where's the best place to buy albums on vinyl?
  Mar 5, 2010 9:07 PM

  
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• Turntable back on track. Friday night listening to @ournameisfun on vinyl. Thanks Justin and Pape...
  Mar 5, 2010 6:46 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/markhoppus/statuses/10055263756

• I wrote stuff about Alice in Wonderland. http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1633284/2010030...
  Mar 5, 2010 12:13 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/markhoppus/statuses/10040030092

• Studio all day. Alice in Wonderland with @987la tonight!
  Mar 4, 2010 9:41 AM

  
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• Is there anything more defeating than accidentally dropping a pick into the hole of an acoustic g...
  Mar 3, 2010 12:30 PM

  
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• Makes me smile to remember how Lil Chris always hid secret stashes of Doritos all around the stud...
  Mar 3, 2010 9:29 AM

  
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• @JensenClan88 i'm sorry, jensen...i was just....i get it...i'm sorry...just, you know, take a min...
  Mar 2, 2010 7:54 PM

  
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