dipity

I like mittens. The world is full of apathy the likes of a female rhino midcoitus. I also like pancakes.

Created by twitter_midcoitus on Sep 29, 2008

Last updated: 06/25/10 at 12:55 AM

• @krislynch Trust me when I say:. Do it while you still can. I'm on day 13 of 19 in a row and I ...
  Nov 3, 2009 1:03 PM

  
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• @MasterRobyn Do I need to choke some bitches? You know, not in the good way? I didn't see this ...
  Nov 3, 2009 11:02 AM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/5398799120

• @MasterRobyn All caught up. Wsh you had told me that A) Seth MacFarlane makes a cameo and B) Hob...
  Oct 19, 2009 1:36 AM

  
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• @jaxonbrooks I usually give a thumbs up to my wood paneling every day as well. Also, I read lowe...
  Jul 10, 2009 1:22 PM

  
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• Play 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails for me. #1stdraftmovielines
  Jul 9, 2009 5:08 PM

  
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• I wish I knew the way to cease caring about you, thereby leaving you and our affair behind in a r...
  Jul 9, 2009 4:31 PM

  
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• @Sean_Oliver Hi Mister! How goes life in the big bad city of Seattle? :)
  Jul 9, 2009 1:55 PM

  
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• @VAustralia Is it true the rumor I hear about VAustralia perhaps starting a service with direct f...
  Jul 9, 2009 9:33 AM

  
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• Yay! I'm offically six figured in debt! Townhome closes the end of July. Everyone wish me luck...
  Jun 30, 2009 3:49 PM

  
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• Synecdoche New York. Wow. Just....wow. Shattered and bruised. How could this movie not have h...
  May 12, 2009 8:02 PM

  
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• @kstj I have no idea what anyone is talking about most of the time. But, you go, boy!
  May 1, 2009 12:39 PM

  
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• @RiffyLove Wow indeed! Wish I wasn't like....days late for this! Plus I work weekends. It can ...
  Apr 11, 2009 1:01 PM

  
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• @GioLovesYou The cure is that you need to be around more! :)
  Apr 3, 2009 12:12 PM

  
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• Should I be disturbed that my latest follower is @howtomeetbroads? Oh well, welcome new follower...
  Mar 31, 2009 7:38 PM

  
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• @michellefeldman Phew! Good deal. Just a name change then, and a good one at that. Congratulat...
  Mar 30, 2009 6:43 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/1421657126

• My, I haven't been here in over week. What's wrong with me? Is everyone okay? Can I get anyone...
  Mar 30, 2009 6:17 PM

  
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• @kstj The show's been over for years. I will always watch reruns though. And yes, still Tom Ser...
  Mar 21, 2009 4:40 PM

  
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• Once again, I spend my day watching MST3K. I'm in a rut, but it's oh so good.
  Mar 21, 2009 2:32 PM

  
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• @Im_X1 Don't block them back, don't care about them. Spend these two seconds mourning their lose...
  Mar 20, 2009 1:40 PM

  
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• @GioLovesYou You and Riffy are missed, that's all I have to say. *sniff*
  Mar 20, 2009 1:24 PM

  
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• @pvponline RLY? OMG? So, how dos this sound? Twiiter + Abbreviations and just random horriblen...
  Mar 20, 2009 1:21 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/1362412743

• @leelefever I figured it out after the fact and felt hurt and disappointed. You led me on! You....
  Mar 15, 2009 10:51 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/1335050910

• @willdogs Consciously, subconsciously, doesn't matter - I want to keep my teef!
  Mar 10, 2009 7:24 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/1308701963

• Guy on friend's phone: Where you at? ME: Seattle HIM: That's north of New York City, yup? ME: Tec...
  Mar 1, 2009 8:00 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/1267923602

• @GioLovesYou Oh my! That's.....just........thank you! *swoon* *beam*
  Feb 16, 2009 12:08 AM

  
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• Blogged - "Su-Anna, the Earthquake, Her Mother and the Apocalypse." http://tinyurl.com/d2ftn2
  Feb 10, 2009 12:34 AM

  
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• @leelefever Wait, wait....you're saying that if someone is displeasing we should just.....stop wa...
  Feb 6, 2009 11:40 AM

  
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• That's it. My new ambition in life is to become smoking hot and woo Seth MacFarlane. It just......
  Oct 10, 2008 8:04 PM

  
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• @Im_X1 Rule #2: Do not use excessive caps. People will think you are either a) Crazy or b) Insane...
  Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/954758462

• @jer2665 I don't know how to tie a tie, but I'm a girl. And I, too think Joe is a window-licker....
  Oct 10, 2008 1:14 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/954672706

• @chickenlittle Evil things happen at compounds? Horrible yet delicious things. Let's do it.
  Oct 10, 2008 11:56 AM

  
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• @chickenlittle Evil things happen at compounds? Horrible yet delicious things. Let's do it.
  Oct 10, 2008 11:56 AM

  
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• @MorgansDead It didn't sound that appetizing honestly. Good try, though.
  Oct 10, 2008 11:21 AM

  
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• @joethepeacock Can I come live with you? :)
  Oct 10, 2008 10:59 AM

  
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• @pointlessbanter Fake friends are evil. I have 3000 friends on MySpace and I know all of their f...
  Oct 9, 2008 3:34 PM

  
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• @MorgansDead It is? Then my work here is done.
  Oct 8, 2008 2:00 PM

  
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• @akrage Well then you, "my friend," fuck for a very long time. You have great stamina. Who was ...
  Oct 8, 2008 7:35 AM

  
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• @joethepeacock *deep breath* ----NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
  Oct 8, 2008 7:33 AM

  
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• @Mighterbump You confuse, scare and intrigue me all at once. Kudos.
  Oct 7, 2008 11:32 PM

  
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• @gapingvoid Nina Simone and I share the same birthday. And thanks, now I will listen to "Wild is...
  Oct 7, 2008 11:32 PM

  
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• @Mighterbump Excuses, excuses.
  Oct 7, 2008 9:47 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/950870683

• Mid-Coitus + Picture of me at 6-years-old = Jail time for all. @Joepeacock @MorgansDead @Chicken...
  Oct 7, 2008 9:45 PM

  
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• @joethepeacock I can't disown someone twice. After that incident with you and my lawn mower/gard...
  Oct 7, 2008 9:32 PM

  
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• @akrage I sent you that message like two years ago. Get with the times. I've moved on, so shoul...
  Oct 7, 2008 9:26 PM

  
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• I think I'll be heading to bed early tonight. Very tired and neck/back sore. I still think I sh...
  Oct 7, 2008 8:51 PM

  
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• What don't you know and how will you learn it. McCain's answer BETTER be: "Palin....and biblica...
  Oct 7, 2008 7:32 PM

  
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• For BOTH candidates: I wish the orchestra from the Academy Awards was there to PLAY YOU OFF WHEN...
  Oct 7, 2008 7:28 PM

  
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• I don't understand Obama's definition of "brief." ZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZ
  Oct 7, 2008 7:18 PM

  
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• @jodiwilldare When I first heard, "America," I was just wowed. It's one of my favorites.
  Oct 7, 2008 3:51 PM

  
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• @MorgansDead I think you need a hug today.
  Oct 7, 2008 1:30 PM

  
  http://twitter.com/midcoitus/statuses/950145753