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mom update: chemo starts tomorrow, waiting on MRI results, afraid lungs too weak for surgery. hmm.
- 7/29, 9pm
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oh, and barankin's fantasy world. which is weeeeeird.
- 7/29, 10am
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best of cl moore, some sturgeon. good haul.
- 7/29, 10am
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"I can't hack around any more, man!"
- 7/29, 9am
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soundtrack by dave grusin: hell yeah.
- 7/29, 9am
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I think I've seen it twenty times or so, and it's always fun. and that wraps it up. GOOD NIGHT AMSTERDAM!
- 7/29, 5am
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"You found what you wanted, now I'll find what I want! Some fun and adventure at last!"
- 7/29, 5am
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right between the eyes!
- 7/29, 5am
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remember my dude scale? sabu is a stand-up dude. ahmed is kind of a dink but he'll dude up when it counts.
- 7/29, 5am
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ahmad, you screwed the pooch, dude.
- 7/29, 5am
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i'm totally gonna use the line "Everything in the past is forgotten. You were always in love with me".
- 7/29, 5am
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ahmad is a jerk.
- 7/29, 5am
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"Oh, I know all about that! Your princess!"
- 7/29, 5am
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how does he climb a rope with his toes like that? that's awesome!
- 7/29, 5am
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the all-seeing eye! i could use me one of those!
- 7/29, 4am
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sabu really is the hero. i think that's obvious.
- 7/29, 4am
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ahmad makes it clear: it's hoes before bros, every time.
- 7/29, 4am
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dude, don't throw your sword in the water!
- 7/29, 4am
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Halima, that's the gal for me!
- 7/29, 4am
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whenever i watch a sinbad film i wish i was a better chess player.
- 7/29, 4am
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"What do you want my daughter for?"
- 7/29, 4am
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man i totally want to be known as The Usurper.
- 7/29, 4am
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do not take her to the garden of death! take her to a dairy queen or something!
- 7/29, 4am
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he's good with the flirting, i'll give him that.
- 7/29, 3am
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yes, ladies! to the pool!
- 7/29, 3am
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"He guards his toys more jealously than he guards his daughter" -- this is pretty much every parent i know.
- 7/29, 3am
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basra! it's the big time, boys!
- 7/29, 3am
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"I'm Abu the thief! Son of Abu the thief! Grandson of Abu the thief!"
- 7/29, 3am
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ahmad learns the hard way not to read his own press.
- 7/29, 3am
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1. the lash that descends
- 7/29, 3am
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jafar's three rules for successful middle management:
- 7/29, 3am
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dude, if i end up in a harem and they ask me to stay, i'm staying. period.
- 7/29, 3am
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(i wish i could get volcanic tongue to carry mpa albums)
- 7/28, 11pm
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there's lots of mixtapes like that out here (retard-o-vision, lost and found video night, video armageddon) but this would be longer...
- 7/28, 8pm
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oh, and the muppet show dvds are edited. america is the worst country in the world.
- 7/28, 7am
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i'll hook you all up with cush internships! i don't care if you dick around online during work hours!
- 7/28, 6am
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all it takes is you giving me a giant pile of money.
- 7/28, 6am
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think about screwy russian space opera films from the 50s with new syntho scores.
- 7/28, 6am
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think about weird documentaries, video art, concert recordings, screwy art films.
- 7/28, 6am
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so i've been thinking about starting a cable network.
- 7/28, 6am
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@aphenix I've been using it all the time! it's really useful! use it whenever you would use the word shit!
- 7/28, 5am
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twitter, i have to say, is the creepiest thing ever.
- 7/28, 2am
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good for them! hopefully they got paid.
- 7/27, 11pm
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so something evil is noteworthy as it was directed by none other than steven spielberg.
- 7/27, 7am
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at this point i'm doing these from bed. if it worked for sly stone and brian wilson it'll work for me.
- 7/27, 6am
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@aphenix you know what I think was in the box? cake.
- 7/27, 5am
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david shire's theme, however, really is groovy.
- 7/27, 5am
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i'm gonna punch william cannon in the nuts.
- 7/27, 5am
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but wait! WAIT! WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
- 7/27, 5am
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ZINGER! there's no body!
- 7/27, 5am
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i think i mighta seen eve plumb's nipple, tho.
- 7/27, 5am
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just to remember it's basically cape fear, the women are locked on the lifeboat. sheeesh.
- 7/27, 5am
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okay, wait: "There's some cases where people just don't die!"? really, doctor?
- 7/27, 5am
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you know what that means, they gotta go back to the rat well.
- 7/27, 5am
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"somebody give me a hand here!" BOO.
- 7/27, 4am
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OPEN IT!
- 7/27, 4am
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split lens! i loves the split lens!
- 7/27, 4am
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clever editing could make lloyd turning to his wife in bed and saying "it never happened, okay?" a funny scene.
- 7/27, 4am
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it's the seventies when the hero of a made for tv movie tries to kill a guy by fucking with his insulin.
- 7/27, 4am
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man, he's a smooth operator.
- 7/27, 4am
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teddy feeling up jan brady in a bikini!
- 7/27, 4am
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and his wife is practically lady macbeth. life is hard!
- 7/27, 3am
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lloyd also has a righteous gold chain.
- 7/27, 3am
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it's *awesome*.
- 7/27, 3am
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oh man, he burned up the horses!
- 7/27, 3am
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Sheriff: "That girl you killed --" Teddy Jakes: "And raped! Raped!"
- 7/27, 3am
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If I get to see Jan Brady get brutalized I'm gonna be happy as a monkey with a peanut machine.
- 7/27, 2am
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the writer, Robert Young, is a TV tugboat, with quite a few Streets of San Francisco episodes -- and Escape to Witch Mountain!
- 7/27, 2am
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which was actually an episode of Quinn Martin's Tales of the Unexpected. I might need a drink.
- 7/27, 2am
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i've decided live twitter reviews of the Big Box of Evil is the most suitable route, so turn off your mind in three, two, one.
- 7/27, 2am
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The Ajna Offensive presents The Lucifer Rising Suite 4lp box set. The greatest.
- 7/26, 9pm
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Contains field recordings made at the National Cattle Congress during its use by ICE as an internment camp for illegal immigrants.
- 7/23, 9pm
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"How do I know we can't be friends? You honestly think Plan 9 From Outer Space is the worst movie ever made. That's how."
- 7/22, 10pm
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There's discussion about tabling ASOFE and instead releasing a collection of short pieces by me, with a couple ASOFE excerpts. Thoughts?
- 7/22, 9pm
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resoldered the connections on the Akai AX80 again. I must have bumped it some during the move, but it's an easy fix.
- 7/22, 8pm
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Attention screamo poon, the line to the bedroom starts here.
- 7/22, 8pm
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more Clocksucker lyrics: "I'm a beautiful flower of infinite light/My Internet friends all say I'm right...
- 7/22, 8pm
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Some performers are on cassette, some via Ethernet link. Some performers duplicated.
- 7/22, 1am
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Speakers are not usually next to performers, so it becomes difficult to tell the source of a sound.
- 7/22, 1am
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Musicians can choose at random from a collection of Roles specific to the storyline. This is good for people who don't know what to do.
- 7/22, 1am
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Your understanding of the story depends on which storytellers you listened to at which times.
- 7/22, 1am
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In addition to musicians, there are storytellers all telling an interconnected story.
- 7/22, 1am
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It's less like a jam session and more like a flea market.
- 7/22, 1am
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(if there's a top ten list of MPA heroes, Daphne Oram is definitely on it)
- 7/20, 10pm
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Haven't spent much time on it, but there's two nice distortion mods off the 4558 amp, prob. more.
- 7/20, 9pm
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Cupcakes For San Sebastian #failedwesterns
- 7/20, 9pm
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instead of fantasy baseball we play fantasy touring band at work. we have a lot of time to kill.
- 7/20, 2am
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(one of those things is actually true)
- 7/20, 12am
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Finally, I actually made some progress with The Hideywitch, the MPA children's album, this weekend.
- 7/19, 9pm
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I've also started a rumor that MPA is really a Spencer Clark side-project.
- 7/19, 9pm
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The cashier at Target today had a badass Bride of Frankenstein tattoo on her left arm. In related news, I am not good at flirting.
- 7/17, 2am
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which brings us to tonight's theme: My Heroes Have Always Been Convicts.
- 7/16, 10pm
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I'd say anything he did on A&M is worth owning, tho, and I like his later stuff tho it's a harder sell for sure.
- 7/16, 10pm
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If you heard that reissue of My Griffin Is Gone, you can't go wrong with Joy To The World and Country Anthem, his next two albums.
- 7/16, 10pm
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...Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, even a couple Dylan records. I started snaking records from his collection in high school.
- 7/16, 10pm
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@gurustuji it's hard to be heavy when you're all jacked up on metamucil and blood thinners.
- 7/16, 1am
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might have a show booked! fingers crossed.
- 7/15, 11pm
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also, you heard it here first: I'm starting work on the Blearyeared film this fall.
- 7/15, 6am
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Words fail to explain how amazing that idea is.
- 7/14, 10pm
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is a picture of ugly stories.
- 7/14, 9pm
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and I think it's about bedtime. GOOD NIGHT AMSTERDAM!
- 7/14, 7am
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walking into the mirror, always awesome.
- 7/14, 7am
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i should not need to tell you that this movie rules.
- 7/14, 7am
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@aphenix eventually people are going to realize there are no doctors. The whole thing is a big shell game.
- 7/14, 7am
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Lord of Light, Lust and Blood!
- 7/14, 7am
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"What's a metaphysical research center?"
- 7/14, 6am
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don't go into the mirror! it's creepy in the mirror!
- 7/14, 6am
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"Unlike laser beams, the human soul is unaccountable to mathematics." Or something!
- 7/14, 6am
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i've said it before, and i say it again: movies were better when everybody did drugs.
- 7/14, 6am
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And you drive a Stanley Steamer, man.
- 7/14, 6am
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occult cocktail party!
- 7/14, 6am
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archie bunker can pull off lines like that, not me.
- 7/14, 5am
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and here's Carrol O'Connor, just as smooth as ever with the ladies.
- 7/14, 5am
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"YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD! I KILLED YOU!"
- 7/14, 5am
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man, this is a chatty movie.
- 7/14, 5am
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she shot harold! she's catatonic!
- 7/14, 5am
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bummerism gold: desecrated playhouses.
- 7/14, 5am
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"I've got hamburgers stacked to the ceiling!"
- 7/14, 5am
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DEAD BODY IN THE CAR!
- 7/14, 4am
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you know what this movie needs? hippie cult killers.
- 7/14, 4am
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as a dimwitted manservant, john is extra dimwitted.
- 7/14, 4am
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creepy mansion is always a smart move.
- 7/14, 4am
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And now she's going craaaaaazy!
- 7/14, 4am
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She's great in The Mephisto Waltz, tho.
- 7/14, 4am
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Barbara Parkins doesn't get enough cred as a classic horror actress. It's probably because of Peyton Place.
- 7/14, 4am
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the nightgown needs to make a comeback. it's the quintessential 70s outfit!
- 7/14, 4am
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it's ripped from the mystery channel!
- 7/14, 4am
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an aaron spelling production!
- 7/14, 4am
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oh, the MPA covers: Millennium, Dolly Parton, Scarface, Dr. John/Steve Reich, Steelpole Bathtub, Fad Gadget. Maybe one more.
- 7/7, 10pm
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(and honestly bumming around with deb beats playing some shithole in NYC anyday)
- 7/6, 10pm
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(note there's a picture of karen black's nipples there)
- 7/6, 9pm
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Q: will Clocksucker albums come with texts and photos? A: Yes! And just as unpleasant!
- 7/3, 12am
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note also that there's currently no internet at the house, so can't check email or the othe twitter acct for a bit.
- 7/2, 11pm
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your baby stinks of something that the doctors couldn't save
- 7/2, 11pm
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your baby stinks of carrion you should have thrown away
- 7/2, 11pm
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i'll try to put up some mp3s after i get back from Barn Burn this weekend.
- 7/2, 11pm
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clocksucker terms: guitar feedback, pedal chains, amp hum, cheap drum machines, army coats, cheap speed, trucker porn. this is iowa.
- 7/2, 10pm
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scratch that, but song titles: "child bride suicide", "unlicensed garbageman", "elk run baby dump" should give you the idea.
- 7/2, 9pm
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Cathy Zoi named Asst Scty Energy Efficiency - a long time advocate for climate change programs, good news for energy efficiency start ups
- 4/9, 9am
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Brian (son) finished his ski racing season on a high note. After a great winter, we are looking forward to warm weather activity.
- 4/6, 3pm
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