dipity

Writer, scribbler and engager. Not necessarily in that order.

Created by twitter_uwitness on Sep 29, 2008

Last updated: 03/06/10 at 02:40 AM

• By the way, I am experimenting with being public on Twitter. So don't swear at me, because I'll s...
  Feb 18, 2010 11:12 AM

  
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• Hello world. When I get home tonight, I would very much like to not have to leave my flat again u...
  Feb 18, 2010 9:07 AM

  
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• Reading about how out of touch Sir Nicholas Winterton is. Prime Ministerial material, definitely.
  Feb 18, 2010 5:48 AM

  
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• Hello. I am 12 years old. Which I why I find this funny: http://bit.ly/bwIA9X
  Feb 18, 2010 4:31 AM

  
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• Have just used the phrase 'ecosystem' in work email, without breaking into laughter. Am probably ...
  Feb 18, 2010 3:26 AM

  
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• @mtrh Woah, I am in awe. You've got the wire in your office that powers the *whole* internet?
  Feb 18, 2010 2:57 AM

  
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• Due to my 'infirmity', this office chair cost about £600 2 years ago. So will it let me adjust it...
  Feb 18, 2010 1:08 AM

  
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• @mtrh You just have the one dish? Could we have a whip-round and get you a second one?
  Feb 17, 2010 12:51 PM

  
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• It's almost like David Coverdale of Whitesnake is here in the room with me. Almost. But without t...
  Feb 17, 2010 12:50 PM

  
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• Knee update. It's still not clicking. I think the click may have died. I will have to get used to...
  Feb 17, 2010 11:39 AM

  
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• I am almost excited by the fact that I'm going home when it's sunny. Also: I need to work on that...
  Feb 17, 2010 8:28 AM

  
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• My Outlook calendar for tomorrow has lots of coloured stripes on it denoting different things. It...
  Feb 17, 2010 7:47 AM

  
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• Bright yellow thing shining through windows. No idea what it is. Answers on a postcard.
  Feb 17, 2010 7:18 AM

  
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• @artificemag Socks. Underpants. Religious beliefs. Characters? Not so sure.
  Feb 17, 2010 6:36 AM

  
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• "The BBC will also move further away from Gil Sans ..." http://bit.ly/cEsJtn *sniff* Shall we jus...
  Feb 17, 2010 5:46 AM

  
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• @miketd Was it the conductor?
  Feb 17, 2010 5:08 AM

  
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• @orbyn Cocoa is a plant. Ergo, chocolate is a vegetable. Work on that basis.
  Feb 17, 2010 3:01 AM

  
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• The music of Phantogram is currently ticking the 'pleasantly diverting, keeps me awake without be...
  Feb 17, 2010 2:52 AM

  
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• A colleague is taking me for a coffee later, to get my advice on grammar and language use. This i...
  Feb 17, 2010 2:19 AM

  
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• I have an itch on my back, just in that unreachable spot. Can someone come round here and scratch...
  Feb 17, 2010 12:54 AM

  
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• @gert I like your thinking. Maybe you could call it a 'predicted snow day', and say that you're t...
  Feb 17, 2010 12:53 AM

  
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• Also being driven in a car, obviously. He's not a magician. And I'm not stoned. Sadly.
  Feb 16, 2010 11:52 PM

  
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• Alert! Cab driver with good musical taste! Currently been driven to work in a cloud of blissed-ou...
  Feb 16, 2010 11:51 PM

  
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• Been watching the Brits? You may now need to clean your ears out: http://bit.ly/aA5qvi (I'm sorry...
  Feb 16, 2010 2:27 PM

  
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• @JonnyB I know have "Where's Me Jumper?" going round and round my head. I may not sleep tonight.
  Feb 16, 2010 2:12 PM

  
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• Spent an hour cleaning fluff out of my knee joint so that it once again offers a reassuring click...
  Feb 16, 2010 2:11 PM

  
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• @orbyn That's because pancakes are really the work of SATAN. And like he has all the best music, ...
  Feb 16, 2010 1:42 AM

  
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• @orbyn Can I just, say, knowledgeably, HOW did the patient not notice immediately? I think I woul...
  Feb 15, 2010 1:36 PM

  
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• I shouldn't have mentioned him earlier. That synthetic helium Owl City twit is following me aroun...
  Feb 15, 2010 9:04 AM

  
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• I seem to be singlehandedly manning the Email Helpdesk for Pointless Stupid Queries today. Here's...
  Feb 15, 2010 7:37 AM

  
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• I am multi-tasking like someone who *almost* knows what they're doing. In essence, though, I am j...
  Feb 15, 2010 7:22 AM

  
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• Channelling the expressions that I imagine Spencer Krug makes when he sings. Although this is a b...
  Feb 15, 2010 6:24 AM

  
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• Just listened to a bit of that Owl City all ver kids are ravin' about. Feel like I've OD'd on hel...
  Feb 15, 2010 5:12 AM

  
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• 12 Windows updates to work PC this morning. Following the 8 on Friday. Hmm. Hello computer suppor...
  Feb 15, 2010 1:13 AM

  
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• Right, London commuters! Let's all head for the one bridge that's still open' (The next 18 months...
  Feb 14, 2010 11:56 PM

  
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• V-day is trending in second place on Twitter. A whole day? Named after me? In my honour? Really, ...
  Feb 14, 2010 2:07 PM

  
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• "You're a MOLE! (Mole!) You live in the ground in a ho-ole!" Is this senility or something?
  Feb 14, 2010 8:29 AM

  
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• Might be going a bit mad. Appear to be wandering round flat singing Spandau Ballet's Gold, but wi...
  Feb 14, 2010 8:25 AM

  
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• ... that isnt merely the regurgitating after-effects of last night's romantic takeaway.
  Feb 14, 2010 5:02 AM

  
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• I hope you are feeling a little vole this Valentine's Day, and that as you gaze into your vole's ...
  Feb 14, 2010 5:00 AM

  
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• @mtrh You can still afford prawns? You're not doing this poverty thing right.
  Feb 13, 2010 10:54 AM

  
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• @angryandcliff I took a screen-grab at the exact moment that Mr Angry appeared on camera. I'm cal...
  Feb 12, 2010 2:38 PM

  
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• I'm impressed by how you're moving your heads in a jerky way on Ustream. So authentic. (@angryan...
  Feb 12, 2010 2:12 PM

  
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• It's too early to go to bed in order to keep warm, isn't it? Hard to believe that I was a party a...
  Feb 12, 2010 12:00 PM

  
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• Oh my God. I'm not sure this was such a good idea now.
  Feb 12, 2010 8:29 AM

  
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• @mistersnappy Bravo. :)
  Feb 12, 2010 8:28 AM

  
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• http://bit.ly/9D1Asj (I CAN'T CONTROL TWITTER!) Ask me something. I have half an hour before I go...
  Feb 12, 2010 8:16 AM

  
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• Here, I mean:
  Feb 12, 2010 8:15 AM

  
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• Oh my god, people have continued to ask me questions on formspring:
  Feb 12, 2010 8:15 AM

  
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• Ask me anything http://formspring.me/uwitness
  Feb 12, 2010 8:09 AM

  
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