wbendick: deciding if I have the nerve to ride a bike I put together..
wbendick: Upon opening the box I decided to eat them one at a time in an effort to control myself. Out came two, stuck together. WELL PLAYED CHEEZ-ITS
wbendick: Live each day as you would your last; be unfailingly wrong, as a rule.
wbendick: ..and with that an era of unprecedented procrastination comes to a close. http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/a00qt/
wbendick: Today's bad day is brought to you by the condition: poverty.
wbendick: Live every day like it's your last [opportunity to eat a pint of ice cream for breakfast]
wbendick: Internet, today, you please me. http://bit.ly/15Istu
wbendick: Happy anniversary of the ascension of Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico.
wbendick: Captain's tweet, star date four seven four six five point three nine. The Enterprise is currently under attack by the.. DAMN.. length limit.
wbendick: I'm chatting with my mom on the internet for the first time. Predictably, it's in all caps.
wbendick: Best. Cover. Ever. http://bit.ly/3d6SZ
wbendick: OH: Suppose archive.org only archives sites which don't archive themselves. Does archive.org archive itself?
wbendick: Wanted: men or women to join a band of misfits traveling around in a ship, getting into adventures. Applicants with a ship considered first.
wbendick: ~Things To Do Before I Die~ Take someone to court and win: Check. Spend an entire judgment award at Mr Falafel's: Pending.
wbendick: @irinaslutsky Are you trying to tell me your uncle is in a Rockaway Beach gang? That's... hardcore!
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